Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie!!!

Don Mario doesn’t want a tattoo that’s the end of conversation he’s a strong silent type like Gary cooper

Somebody HELP THAT GOD DAMN KID. Gonna end up on my 600lb life before he even hits puberty. Absolutely fucking shameful for the parents cause they literally encourage it with their miserable costco content that was cool at first, but not only got old super fast, but is also extremely detrimental to their poor fucking family in all types of different ways.

Not Italian

We love you Mario!!!❤🙏

Honestly I always wonder how many suits Steve Harvey has

The Rizzler and Mario advertising services Booooom

Such pride of ignorance.

Is Mario high on estrogen?

38 years of no talent. Absolute garbage

I promise you there’s not many that could pull this off

Does mario not know you guys keep him around to make fun of him ? Kinda feel bad for him. Hes such a nice guy, even though everything he says is a lie 😂

Someone get this kid on atkins.. bad parenting at its finest.. no wonder this is an obese country..

This little boy/elderly woman seems very kind

Oldest lookin young guy and Youngest lookin old guy 😆

What’s Reagoat? Ricotta ?!?

You should respect Don Mario he’s a strong silent type like Gary cooper

a chihuahua and a pug on mic

I watch your posts sometimes.Good work.

I L❤VE THIS GUY❣️ 😂💚*🙏🏽

Baby Joey Diaz breathing

True... True... I need to take a lesson here. Most do though.

Mario PLEASE come to Boston. Fuck, come to Providence! I’ll meet you there, man

He really do looks like Slappy from the goosebumps.

I promise it doesn't have a male genitala

"He didn't write me back but still"🤷‍♂️ 😅

I just came back from Sicily and they serve Antipasto first, then primo piati, insalada, then secondi piati, espresso and dessert. You guys are hilarious. Listening to how we are is a bit twisted lol By the way, Sicilians are the best 😉🤘

When Rita said she wants to forget ridgewood! Hahahaha. I grew up in ridgewood. I hear you loud and clear Rita 🤦‍♂️

Pathetic 😅

Cringe af

These guys are soo cringe 😬 Jesus Christ this is unbearable 😫

her real name is maria..........wake up folks

bruh the hair is how i used to wear mines in 5th grade bkuz the shi is straight and dark, it’s the only thing you can do with it with hair gel

He's a proud member of the Film Actors Guild..😂😂😂 Let's go Mario!!

Mario what movie r u in ? Embarrassing human

He said he was a size 9

mfer be saying over the moon typa shi but it be soundn valid asf

everything he be saying sound like no lie at all

Mario is the only actor in that room 😢😢😢

Well, out of my 3 grandparents whom I grew up with, one was the descendant of two patrilineal Jews, and the other two are Indigenous to North America from the U.S. South. In both Jewish and American Indian cultures alike, ethnicity and identity is determined by matrilineally inherited family clans. So by all standards, on both sides of my family, I am an Indian, I am no Jew, but I will indeed demand the world leave my grandfather's family alone.

God damn the beginning was terrible. Without Mario they’re just another shitty podcast with no personality or charisma

Kinda ironic those two big boys were criticizing someone who was eating.

Deffo pays for her verification.

The T is silent, yea…

MARIO is the Real Deal. No Joke😮Lemon Ice Clip made my day

Thank God Mario showed up. These 2 wanna-be stronz were putting everyone to sleep

I love how excited the real italian get when he understands what the faux one is trying to say aw

He finally found his home in the bag

Wait it does comedy?

I’m sorry but is he 50 or 8 years old