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@Sapper242 29 күн бұрын

Always loved this song

@eddiedick6839 Ай бұрын

One of my favourite wee stories

@RyanLolaNala Ай бұрын

Here from tik tok 😂😂😂😂

@steveread4021 3 ай бұрын

I've been a fan of the Big Yin for years, seen him in concert twice, but I've never heard this one before. 4 lettering brilliant!

@DJ-db1gr 6 ай бұрын

A genius!!! Pure and simple...

@maggiemiller5309 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

@lachlanmilligan714 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@PeterVanAswegan-sz8sy 6 ай бұрын

Oh you gorgeous fool

@Jamie-ginge 7 ай бұрын

I'm a half-stoned cowboy, Who fell off on his ass in the middle of the rodeo, Just a half-stoned cowboy, Buying beer and whiskey for people I don't even know, And I wonder where my money goes. I was having a drink alone, When someone called me to the phone, He was making a joke about trouble that was coming my way, It was my wife saying what's your game, You know you ought to be a bloody ashamed the way you carry on, You got a load of children starving, And a jungle that once was a garden, And you're off like a shot every night as far as I can see. Like a half-stoned cowboy, Who fell off on his ass in the middle of the rodeo, Just a half-stoned cowboy, Buying beer and whiskey for people you don't even know, Then you wonder where your money goes. She says I think I'm gona go insane, The kitchens got a blocked up drain, The baby's got a stomach pain and won't stop his crying, But I know what I'm gona do,

@bosundave121 9 ай бұрын

The year was 1995, I think. Village Key area of Tortola, BVI. I lived in the islands from 1981 to 1996. A Scottish mate of mine told this joke a fair piece better than Billy did, if I say so. He did. I remember. Never forgot it the joke.

@allansouthern7332 11 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT

@Weegus Жыл бұрын

Awe Billy ye were ahead of yer time BIG YIN

@kevindoherty9325 Жыл бұрын

what a legend....😂

@daffysduck1937 Жыл бұрын

patrick Warburton as tweety bird

@beefsmusicchannel5404 Жыл бұрын

I think that is my favourite joke by the Big Yin, which is saying a lot because of the number of jokes i have heard him say that are seriously funny

@SheilaNeedham-ev4rd Жыл бұрын

ANYTHING dear Billy produces/says lifts one's spirits and gets ye olde throat muscles going. Million thanks Billy - you are extra special.

@fionarose7831 Жыл бұрын

The one & Only Mr Connelly.

@jimhood1202 Жыл бұрын

Such a classic. I've retold this joke many many times (always crediting Billy of course since he's a guarantee of comic authenticity) It's been years since I heard his version and I was quite surprised how short it was. The switch in the punch line is the perfect crowd pleaser.

@usa-ca Жыл бұрын

I’m so mad I don’t understand some of this brilliant man’s jokes because of his accent, but KZbin’s auto-translate makes up for it. Billy would laugh at his own jokes looking at the subtitles. Billy says ‘arsehole’, subtitle says ‘ahh soul’. Not sure who is better, Billy or AI? 😂

@allansouthern7332 Жыл бұрын

LOVE IT

@outworld15 Жыл бұрын

This lines lifted off my deppression almost instantly.

@petowilson548 Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the first person to create the universal fuck language nit in an evil way

@larryx314 Жыл бұрын

As an atheist I love this scene

@owretchedguy07 Жыл бұрын

when 'power' is mentioned. It means 'authority'.

@NiahlM5991 Жыл бұрын

My dad had this on an LP along with the wellie song,

@danmcleanish Жыл бұрын

I remember this one well. I had the vinyl album. As Billy says a couple of seconds after the joke, “that’s a cracker…”

@debradavitt5457 Жыл бұрын

My dad had all his funny n rood albums 💯🇬🇧✌️🤣

@danielplantaganistaapacheb4401 Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@debradavitt5457 Жыл бұрын

Who spoke about farting in his y fronts ?

@crashpal Жыл бұрын

Isn't Tweety a dude?

@margaretcollie2018 Жыл бұрын

Billy to my mind and millions of others is the funniest commedian ever. Didnt think would ever stop laughing at the Ivan joke. Keep on Bill you diamond of all men

@bernadettekavanagh9984 Жыл бұрын

Forever the genius.

@diannalambers7288 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for posting. This scene rips me apart - this actor is amazing how he delivers this. He believes it and nails it.

@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Patrick Actually voiced him

@Rex-13 2 жыл бұрын

I know but it serves a purpose, I don’t like people that much

@allansouthern7332 2 жыл бұрын

BRILLIANT LOVE IT

@robertdoyle687 2 жыл бұрын

MR SHUG 😂

@anitahamlin2411 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized that he was the one I saw with Elton John and Kiki Dee in 1976 wearing a black leotard and giant banana boots. After only seeing him once I was able to sing along with this all these years later!

@davidgreen6391 5 ай бұрын

seen him too in july 76 in greensboro he was hilarious

@anitahamlin2411 2 жыл бұрын

@infonomics 2 жыл бұрын

Man conjured God to cope with fear in a world not of man's choosing.

@j.lang87 2 жыл бұрын

Bbrilliant!

@LMcrail 2 жыл бұрын

Think

@johnashcroft144 2 жыл бұрын

This is my fathers funeral song he picked it ❤️❤️

@thechimp1963 2 жыл бұрын

I remember telling this joke in university... one of my favourite jokes 🤣

@toothbrush5190 2 жыл бұрын

I saw a comedian open for Elton John at MSG in 1976 do this song. Billy nicked it from him

@willcambeul6172 Жыл бұрын

It was Billy Connolly at MSG. He was on Elton's US tour that year - he and Elton were good pals. He wrote it and it was on his 1976 album - Atlantic Bridge. I still have my vinyl copy.

@toothbrush5190 Жыл бұрын

Hey, thank you. A nice tidbit to know. I bought a 6th row center seat outside MSG for $25.00 It was a very memorable night. I still have the stub