Here we another video, kindly provided for us by a Hammer Man, in which we are reminded that when properly equipped the Polish can steam roll anyone and anything.
@Dalton79100011 күн бұрын
Every great empire starts somewhere. Here, we see the first strike of the Hammer, and it is wonderous.
@smastian957610 күн бұрын
Oh god. This ancient thing.
@Dalton79100010 күн бұрын
@@smastian9576 Ahhhhhhh ha ha!
@Dalton7910002 ай бұрын
This time on Tarkov addiction: Part 2: Smastian and Teddy continue to spam eye drops and Red Bulls as the need to grind back up continues.
@Dalton7910002 ай бұрын
This time on Tarkov addiction: Hammer man returns, Teddy provides cringe, and I have to work and miss 90% of the fun.
@tomaszwota14652 ай бұрын
As per usual, Smashie streams when I have to work, Smashie works when I have the time to watch streams. ;)
@enragedvideogameman29742 ай бұрын
Awesome tierlist
@Dalton7910003 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Polish Calvary leads the way as injuries continue to heal while day shift tears a prolific commentator away far too early.
@Dalton7910003 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: an intelligent and resilient man looses his battle with dopamine addiction and relapses into his game of choice. Chat offers moral support, but hopes are dim for recovery. In other news, glad to see ya back Smashy.
@nichlas263 ай бұрын
i litterally just got here and its over.
@smastian95763 ай бұрын
Sadge Pepehands even.
@Dalton7910003 ай бұрын
Noooooo, I completely missed the stream due to yard work.
@Dalton7910003 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: an intelligent man continues to make free content for strangers and fans while KZbin buries him along with millions of other streamers. Stay the course Polaski.
@fthagnryleh49513 ай бұрын
Bruh what are you up to? Nobody actively burries anyone it's driven by an algorithm and what content is popular.
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Ahhhhhh, I keep missing these. I bet Smastian summoned a thousand hammer wielding Calvary men and unleashed them in his enemies with all the fury of Kashmir Polaski helping to forge a new nation.
@deathlessoldier4 ай бұрын
more "tactical" gameplay
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Cheeki and Dalton squabble over the direction of Smastian Lore while Smastian valiantly studies basic earth magic.
@smastian95764 ай бұрын
Please. We take that shit to Expert!
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
@@smastian9576 on headphones while running a sander I know I missed a lot…. But I definitely heard Basic Earth Magic mentioned a lot.
@smastian95764 ай бұрын
@@Dalton791000 All Heroes have to start at basic. Sorta like the army.
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Undead horseman scour the plains as basic Earth Magic becomes as common as water and necromancers continue to fail at creating waifus.
@deathlessoldier4 ай бұрын
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: pain is ignored and nicotine is inhaled as the underworld is pacified while Polish Calvary leads the way.
@Burnalot874 ай бұрын
Nice.
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: injuries are ignored as Smashy goes for the long haul and some new viewers check out the Polish hammer.
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: tech advancement continues and brave soldiers lay down their lives all while an injured painter consumes occasional hits of nicotine.
@smastian95764 ай бұрын
It IS a mild painkiller, so it helps.
@Dalton7910004 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Ahhhhh, Smastian made it back and I missed the stream.
@MrRemakes4 ай бұрын
Is it my imagination, or are there a bunch of motifs in this game's music that feel straight out of the Harry Potter movie scores, despite the game coming out a couple years before the first Harry Potter movie?
@smastian95764 ай бұрын
This is actually very common in modern classical arrangements. Chiefly that they draw on classical pieces from hundreds of years past that have become culturally synonymous with certain moods or motifs. In Heroes 3, the Necropolis town theme sounds spooky in a fairly stereotypical way, the Tower town theme I think draws from Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" at parts, etc. Heroes 4 is very obvious for this since most of the score is just various motifs drawn out of the celtic "For the Boatman". All this to say that I wouldn't be surprised if there was some inspirational overlap between the Harry Potter score and this game's score in places because both composers would have been drawing from the same well of classical music to convey their emotional shorthand.
@lordofopossums30364 ай бұрын
Hi
@smastian95764 ай бұрын
Still alive, finally got work recently and i'll be getting back into streaming now that things have stabilized some.
@nichlas266 ай бұрын
chonk matches, chonk scavs and chonk pmc's. no wonder every match was a iron man marathon.
@Dalton7910006 ай бұрын
this time on Smastian: an April Fools joke falls flat before several intense fights lead to an excellent stream that manages to pull in a few new viewers.
@fearingalma15506 ай бұрын
also, some random attempts to recite scripture... poorly
@Dalton7910006 ай бұрын
@@fearingalma1550 Ah man, i missed that part.
@nichlas266 ай бұрын
smastian aint used to the russian ak's
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Holiday Tarkov: Smashy gets an early start, game mechanics are introduced but fail to work, and chat explodes with support to help one of their own buy a new computer.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: an early start catches chat by surprise and talk of voice acting leads Smastian to do impressions of 80s characters while chat showers him with compliments.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Inspection nonsense leads to a day off and an early stream where Teddy shares cursed information and I miss almost everything.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
I want Smashy to get his own mech.... but i kind want it to be an industrial mech so he never looses his blue collar roots.
@smastian95767 ай бұрын
All mechs are industrial mechs. Especially the military ones.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Polish man’s Tarkov addition: a very early start leads to a stream I mostly missed, but new Smastian lore and Goth waifus lead to interesting discussions.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: an early start fails to materialize and real life cuts our time short but Teddy and chat still manage to hinder Smastian with cringe.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
Here we are, at the beginning of Smastian's streams... according to youtube.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
In the time before Tarkov, if ever such a time truly existed, Smastain saved the world by braining zombies, and growing corn. (Attention, do not eat corn infected with zombie brains. It tastes terrible.)
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
Tonight on Smastian: Bolt actions bring the pain in solo runs and Smastian achieves one of his best runs ever while an attentive fan takes the opportunity to record Smashy singing.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: An early start gives plenty of time for Scav kills but superman skilled AI slow things to a crawl. Also, Teddy falls asleep sitting up and i capture it for Discord.
@smastian95767 ай бұрын
Clutch find
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: internet lag continues to frustrate stream while Smashy’s hyper focus leads to bolt action kills.
@NightMotorcyclist7 ай бұрын
Almost 9 hours... pretty soon there will be a 12 hour long Tarkov session....
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Tarkov addiction, Pulaski day edition: Slap happy streamers menace each other to take advantage of bad game mechanics while chat watches one of their own fight insomnia with chicken nuggets and Smastian demonstrates his proficiency with obscure English words.
@smastian95767 ай бұрын
Ostensibly
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
@@smastian9576 AAAAAAHHHHH, your esoteric English monster.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Winter weather continues to prevent painting, causing living hammers to master a game about escaping where escape is impossible.
@smastian95767 ай бұрын
Story of my bloody life.
@Dalton7910007 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Hammer man returns and Dalton subscribes as a surprise stream celebrates Smastian’s rescue from Holo live forces.
@Dalton7910008 ай бұрын
There was a time before Tarkov, but that was the past.
@smastian95768 ай бұрын
Christ, Valentine's is in a day.
@Dalton7910008 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: The weather gets nicer, and Smashy looses a dual with a sniper, all while Teddy builds his hololive plush cocoon.
@nichlas268 ай бұрын
the not so friendly fire continues to burn
@Dalton7910008 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: The dice finally fall in Smastian’s favor as long as raids pay off but the occasional magic bullet still manages to pierce layered armor and Teddy finds out that he has his own cartoon.
@NightMotorcyclist8 ай бұрын
11 Hours... just one short of a 12 hour stream.
@Dalton7910008 ай бұрын
This time on Smastian: Expert shooting and an early start lead to a good night where bosses get downed and Smashy gets a cracked visor.