Helltaker - Don't Let Your Waifu Memes Be Dreams!!!

[@Fangar07]

1:20:57 "havin a tug off are ya?"

[@smastian9576]

I should thank Hayden for that little gem.

[@echothewanderer112]

@@smastian9576 I only poopoo farted for the good of humanity.

[@smastian9576]

@@echothewanderer112 Good to know.

[@dr.samuelhayden808]

The fuck

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

want some tugg wolfy uwu

[@voodooozo3755]

Malina is second best. First is tsundere queen of hell.

[@smastian9576]

Granted, she does have slightly more personality than most of the girls; most of whom are little more than quirky character traits.

[@echothewanderer112]

Best girl 10/10 would play civ 6 with.

[@smastian9576]

@@echothewanderer112 Oh for sure; it'd be the only thing that would convince me to play Civ6 at this point.

[@echothewanderer112]

@@smastian9576 because of the battle royal.

[@smastian9576]

@@echothewanderer112 Naw dude; I like BRs even less these days - I played 400+ hours of PUBG and got sick of the genre.

[@NebKrahe]

The best demon girl is the secret one

[@smastian9576]

(The secret one in your heart is Malina; don't deny it.) ;)

[@replacableVessel]

Lads-upon-Fire XD

[@smastian9576]

@P Poh I went into this game knowing she liked Heroes 3; that and the fact that a Polish guy was making a waifu game - a man has to help a brother out you know?

[@smastian9576]

@P Poh Excellent! Poland shall conquer asia with superior waifu games, and then WE will make the animes! :D

[@smastian9576]

@Loli4lyf Yes, that would be the one.

[@tammysilverwolf1085]

I absolutely loved these designs and characters, I'd love to play an RPG with them in it. So, so, much. Pandemonica is a little hotty, but Lucy is best girl hands down.

[@smastian9576]

I wonder if the fellow has any plans for some sort of expanded lore for the universe... Honestly tho, it'd be fine to leave it as a self-contained title; an RPG would feel contrived imo. Also, Malina > the rest. ;P

[@tammysilverwolf1085]

@@smastian9576 Yeah, there's always that thing with the scope of a project. They just leave such a strong impact by being so simple, though, that I wanna spend more time with them. :) Malina is pretty great, but we'd run out of good games to play so fast we'd have to start our own company. . . hm! :P

[@smastian9576]

@@tammysilverwolf1085 That would be a bad outcome? XP

[@tammysilverwolf1085]

@@smastian9576 This is why Lucifer is best girl-- pancakes, good conversation and the subtle flex of soft-power on a terrifying scale. :P

[@smastian9576]

@@tammysilverwolf1085 She has too much of a Koko from Jormungand vibe to her, so it's a hot pass due largely to that. Malina is more personable (due in no small part to the alcoholism) cause she has identifiable interests (like Bron from HoMM3).

[@Imp3rdLord]

tired demon speaks to me personally, even the sadistic part...

[@smastian9576]

Oh, for sure, but on a relatable sense - in that I'm basically that on my bad days.

[@ralsei3554]

Spoiler They did Justice dirty by making her blind. It’s a simple yet funny joke.

[@smastian9576]

You know what's sad? I found that out as I was doing my tier list video for the waifus in this game. It finished uploading, so feel free to laugh at me over there. XP

[@ralsei3554]

Lads-upon-Fire *:)*

[@alyxquinncases]

Best waifu is the most awesome, nothing more awesome than justice.... Spoiler She's also blind and also the past high executioner

[@smastian9576]

She'd occupy a solid A or B tier for sure in my book; still can't beat a Heroes 3-playing waifu that likely mains Inferno. ;P

[@Imp3rdLord]

@@smastian9576 justice prob would play if asked shes the one demon girl who doesn't kill you regardless of your answer and just wants to have a good time. she just probably wouldn't be really good at it but enjoy it all the while.

[@smastian9576]

@@Imp3rdLord It'd be somewhat difficult for her given that she's blind - likely why Malina didn't have anyone to play with, despite Justice's willingness to be an all-round cool gall who doesn't afraid of anything.

[@robyntact9251]

It's always fun to see a decently commentated playthrough of a short game. Props for not cheating, I did, and regret it :P Justice and Azzy best girls.

[@smastian9576]

It was a big plus that the game lent well to commentary (and you're allowed to be wrong about best girl).

[@emlo40]

i need to see a rpg or comic with these characters maybe a strategy game

[@smastian9576]

There are some comics on the guy's twitter (specifically of Malina).

[@yologaming8302]

I want turn based strategy

[@smastian9576]

@@yologaming8302 Then you shall have it! Check out latest vid.

[@lordtoraxeus7663]

In England lots of people call Crepes pancakes.

[@smastian9576]

That would go a long way towards explaining why he calls them pancakes.

[@Es-zb8vu]

Non non non NON!

[@theprimestskeletron676]

Because crepes ARE a kind of pancake

[@smastian9576]

@@theprimestskeletron676 Strong dissent.

[@R31ven]

it's like his voice fits the character in the game

[@smastian9576]

You mean Beel>?

[@sasd8747]

Justice is blind. Get it?

[@smastian9576]

I got it once I made the tier list video. I gained a brain cell that day.

[@alexanderguzeev6998]

I was watching this as I was making pancakes. Lots of pancakes. 2 hours of making pancakes non stop, to be precise xD

[@smastian9576]

The inspiration was no doubt crucial. ;)

[@speer1778]

What's the meaning of polish corridor splitting Germany into 2

[@smastian9576]

We were doing god's honest work.

[@ThatEmu]

I did not Know Furrys can make good content I am shocked

[@smastian9576]

Thanks for the dislike Emu; I'm sure you're loved... by someone. ;P

[@ThatEmu]

@@smastian9576 Fingers crossed

[@billybobjoe8549]

ok mister took a hour to beat helltaker

[@smastian9576]

What can I say, I'm not a puzzle game sorta guy. XP

[@arcanemelody901]

I read the comments.... Nice to see so many people who like me over the others...

[@smastian9576]

As they well should!

[@Dalton791000]

Well, it turns out the answer to my waifu questions were right out in the open the whole time.

[@pufferfish0611]

Shorter than deltarune, better than undertake :)

[@smastian9576]

Absolutely! Also, isn't Deltarune supposed to have more episodes be released? Or is the game finished?

[@smastian9576]

@@netnobody6907 Not a whole lotta time to flesh em out in this game, but you cant really impugn the character design - a lot of undertale's stuff is pretty forgetable.

[@silpabananaking]

Some of us finish this game at different rates. I’ve already finished this game 2 times

[@smastian9576]

I got caught on some of the puzzles. That said, I also completed the two secret endings; so I guess I finished it twice / thrice too.

[@silpabananaking]

Lads-upon-Fire Nice bro it played it again too, probably because of my boredom.

[@smastian9576]

@@silpabananaking Beats are bumpin. Can't blame ya. :)

[@SgtComms]

Your voice is soothing.

[@smastian9576]

Thank you. :3

[@theblekedet6467]

agreed!

[@smastian9576]

@@theblekedet6467 but are we also agreed on who best girl is ;)

[@theblekedet6467]

@@smastian9576 Probably not, because Lucifer is the best. :P

[@smastian9576]

@@theblekedet6467 Perfidy! :O

[@How2lulululu]

"you are on the roll" is a pun about him being on a convoyer belt

[@smastian9576]

So it would seem.

[@vinniesiftheads3650]

You're an absolute mad lad solving those puzzles. I had to search the last one since it was so difficult for me. By the way there's an alternate ending to this game, there's one point where you mentioned a stone having a symbol on it, you must find the 3 forbidden secret lore to unlock the secret ending. You do have to find the rocks with it's unique symbols throughout level. Once that's done it will give you a code in the menu... I wonder where you can input such code?

[@smastian9576]

It is a rather "thready" problem (one might say). ;) Yeah, I got the endings, I know. I considered doing a showcase of unlocking that content, but I think other KZbinrs have that covered pretty well. Also, my reactions to unlocking them wouldn't be as genuine, so nix to that.

[@vinniesiftheads3650]

@@smastian9576 That's a gg then. Glad to be part of this madness.

[@smastian9576]

If any other enterprising Polish guy makes another demon waifu game, you can be sure I'll be there. ;D

[@squidboi0482]

Lads-upon-Fire what about a sequel?

[@smastian9576]

@@squidboi0482 I wouldn't know how you would go about making a sequel. Maybe making it turbo lewd, but at that point I wouldn't be able to post gameplay of it on KZbin. XP

[@RyugaKuroraio]

TOP 10 Demon Waifu: 1 Tsun CEO Waifu 2 Lustful Waifu 3 Drunk Gamer Waifu 4 Triple Inu Waifu 5 Awesome Blind Waifu 6 Crimson Waifu 7 Prosecutor waifu 8 Ecchi Tenshi Waifu 9 Smoking waifu 10 Sadistic Waifu

[@smastian9576]

I agree with everything except the top 3.

[@RyugaKuroraio]

@@smastian9576 CEO Waifu actually helped in kitchen, so she definitely #1.

[@smastian9576]

@@RyugaKuroraio That may be so, but Drunk Gamer Waifu is a janitor; so she's the one cleaning up the mess that the others leave behind. And, if utility is our only concern, I would take an organized waifu over a a half-baked chef of a CEO any day. ;P (Besides, Malina deserves #1 more.)

[@Teemo282]

''that was easy'' - famous last words lmao :D

[@crnyrex9384]

Made by "SOME POLISH GUY"!!!!!! Dude that guy is the MOTHER FRICKIN VANRIPPER!!!!!

[@smastian9576]

For you.

[@TF2Legacy]

Cerberus best girl(s) fight meh :3

[@smastian9576]

Nah, I'll be too busy fighting off the dogs. ;D

[@LukiKruki]

Malina, Malinka, Malineczka. Can't be even more little.

[@smastian9576]

Oh yeah?! Watch this! Malinusieczka!

[@LukiKruki]

@@smastian9576 O my hellgirl

[@Sonlirain]

Malina is basically AVGN if he was a demon girl laser focused on TBS games.

[@smastian9576]

I dont like this equivalence you've drawn...

[@viper0208]

10:12 me to my gf’s dad when he asks me why she’s walking weird

[@smastian9576]

Lowbrow, but appreciated. Or, more accurately, in spite of.

[@silpabananaking]

Blind justice Get it?

[@smastian9576]

I got the joke while I was making the tier list. I felt embarrassed.

[@AmmarFarisA]

I see, Polish People is also People of Culture

[@smastian9576]

Damn right we are!

[@darkunor6687]

Theres a "secret" ending whit the fly tho....

[@smastian9576]

Oh, I know, I 100% the game after this playthrough. I just uploaded this before I really had the chance to check it out - and I'm not doing a second run through just for the fly girl because my reactions wouldn't be honest enough.

[@SheldonSempai420]

I fucking love this game xD I will buy the pancake recipe dlc if is necesary to get even more content

[@smastian9576]

I bought it to support the guy - art is good after all.

[@SheldonSempai420]

@@smastian9576 oh btw did you get the other ending?

[@smastian9576]

Of course I did; all two of them! ;D

[@draco2161]

This music is a real beat to vibe to.

[@KarolZiom]

Zapewne jestem jedynym Polakiem jaki skomentuje ten film, ale chcę tylko powiedzieć, że gierka sama w sobie jest super i dziewczyny też. Gdyby Vanripper zrobił pełną grę z większą ilością łamigłówek i demonicami to chętnie bym kupił. Jak i ten sekret z Belzebubem też fajny, ale go nie będę tutaj mówił. P.S. Lucyfer najlepsza CEO

[@smastian9576]

Owszem, najlepsza CEO jest Lucyfer, ale nie jest najlepsza dziewczyna. Ogolnie: Slawa. 07

[@rangopistacho6928]

My favorite are the triplets they are cute as hell

[@wanchoowo4613]

best girl is the OST jesus its such a bop

[@smastian9576]

That it is! Though music doesnt have gender so cannot be best girl you cheeky sod.

[@SwatIntellect]

I like Judgment the most, her outfit is dope.

[@smastian9576]

Most folk tend to see the fly suit as best.

[@SwatIntellect]

@@smastian9576 Yeah, just her overall look, the claws, glowing eyes, that hair man, the batons on her claws, shits dope, also video was good. I subbed, planning on seeing your tier list, and some other things.

[@smastian9576]

@@SwatIntellect Beauty!

[@Flweem]

I really enjoyed this game. Cerberus is best girl. There's three of her!

[@smastian9576]

Which is 3 times the hassle. Kekekeke

[@Teemo282]

i mean.. English is my second language.. but i noticed only one grammar mistake.. a big one :D glad you didnt see that one i guess.. some people freaking out after finding it.. like how he dare to make mistake lol.. im like cmon.. :D

[@smastian9576]

I mean, I get it; but also he ain't reppin for the hood so good.

[@VynalDerp]

will you get the alternate ending?

[@smastian9576]

Already did. Not really gonna make another vid for it though, as my reactions wouldnt be genuine anymore.

[@xombiegriffin]

While Modeus is my favorite, they're all best girls.

[@smastian9576]

While I appreciate the sentiment, there can be only one.

[@xombiegriffin]

@@smastian9576 May the best one win.

[@smastian9576]

@@xombiegriffin Malina; accept no substitute.

[@xombiegriffin]

@@smastian9576 I'll respectfully disagree, Modeus would break my legs.

[@smastian9576]

@@xombiegriffin that's a you problem ;P

[@ruruyu59]

Beezlebub best waifu.

[@smastian9576]

Almost, but not quite.

[@Kopek-vn4mx]

Malina is the best waifu and she is the most polish out off all the girls

[@smastian9576]

So it's not just me who thinks that then!

[@Kopek-vn4mx]

I Wonder if she likes Gotchic?

[@smastian9576]

@@Kopek-vn4mx No, because she bought the Steam version and sge cant get it to run correctly. XP

[@Kopek-vn4mx]

@@smastian9576 True btw i cant waith fore helltaker comic and the sequel (i wona see more off are girl

[@smastian9576]

@@Kopek-vn4mx For sure!

[@kyuretso3506]

Cerberus is a Triple S-Tier because they're three.

[@smastian9576]

Too much S for you. We hit you with an S penalty

[@Zonnne]

Nah man. In the official recipe for them, it shows that these are actually legitimate pancakes.

[@smastian9576]

What is said, and what is the truth are two very different things.

[@lolbit1232]

Yes nice

[@smastian9576]

Been rewatching old content cause I ain't posting cause of work?

[@lolbit1232]

@@smastian9576 that and it was recommended

[@dillonlankford5207]

The best one is none

[@smastian9576]

The inquisition cometh.

[@hecofemonetization6270]

Modeus for me.

[@smastian9576]

A solid choice, but not the best.

[@modziutkib3077]

Aż sam chce zagrać

[@smastian9576]

Zapraszam jak najbardziej!

[@thatoneawkwardguy5853]

Im a dude, but i would gladly take part in that harem.

[@smastian9576]

Cheeky way of saying you want to steak them girls for yourself. ;)

[@thatoneawkwardguy5853]

@@smastian9576 nah dude, imma turn gay for this stuff.😂

[@smastian9576]

@@thatoneawkwardguy5853 You do you. Or, rather, get you done.

[@LukiKruki]

Malina is also Polish word, it means raspberry. No strange dogirls said berries in context of Malina.

[@smastian9576]

Wiem :3

[@LukiKruki]

@@smastian9576 So why did you say Zdrada is the first Polish word you met in the Helltaker?

[@smastian9576]

I may have gotten my tounge moving faster than my thoughts.

[@LukiKruki]

@@smastian9576 Are you Polish?

[@smastian9576]

@@LukiKruki Najwyraznie

[@JackieWulfVT]

Deamon girls

[@smastian9576]

Astutely observed Jacky.

[@camillo3887]

You're polish, but honestly you speak english like a native speaker

[@smastian9576]

I've been living in North America since I was 5.