Michael Ammar can pull a hat out of a rabbit Michael Ammar can perform a new trick without practicing first When Michael Ammar does a "story deck" trick, the audience actually enjoys it Michael Ammar can do an Elmsley count with one hand

My clip broke off as well. I ended up gluing an actual sharpie cap to the prop, it was NOT easy, but it looks good and is a LOT more durable.

When Michael Ammar breaks wind he produces "wiffle dust".

Michael Ammar doesn’t shuffle the deck, the deck shuffle itself (Original)

Chuck Norris doesn't exist, he's Michael Ammar's longest running illusion.

Jeez…I get a shoutout on a video where I got nothing funny to add…hmm…maybe if the clip falls off you make the aside, “aaand just like that, they’re neutered.” Also, I think Romhany pronounces it to rhyme with ‘slow Johnny’.

Thanks Jeff…loved your reviews from day 1 sooo many years ago… love that you’re posting now ❤️

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For some reason I can't post this fact (true story, this is how the 1089 force came to be) to the contest video. I've tried too many times. If it does appear in the comments over there it will appear as if I wanted to spam the comment section... which I really don't. Michael Ammar once singlehandedly Forced a Haiku's format to change From five seven five to ten eight nine

Okay Jeffro, I came up with a few.... here we go.... Ammar can do the 21 car trick with 20 cards. Ammar once did the 'card on ceiling' outside. Ammar doesn't need a coin bender. Ammar really takes a bite out of the quarter. If you try to rob Ammar, your gun will be in his topit before you know what happened.

If the card you picked doesn't match Michael Ammar's prediction, it's your fault.

Michael Ammar never uses a Sun and Moon gimmick. He just uses the actual Sun and Moon.

A review revealed flaws that were tragic It simply dismissed tasteless magic So repentance was done And new favor was won Yes, the Regal Stone made him more dramatic!

Michael Ammars Topit is so perfect it can catch a Chuck Norris flying kick! (Original)

It took Michael Ammar an entire year to master the muscle pass, the coin always got fatigued after a few tries

😵‍💫just WOW😵‍💫

Michael Ammar can do card to ceiling in an open field.

Volumes1-3 are gold. 4-6 are just ok. 7-9 should be burned.

Ammar can actually see the invisible deck. David Copperfield is trying to change the title of the Dickens’ book to “Michael Ammar”. The “A” index on aces actually stands for “Ammar”. Ammar’s multiple outs are having the audience flip out, freak out, or pass out. Ammar successfully performed the Indian Rope Trick…without a boy or a rope. The author of The Expert at the Card Table used a pseudonym out of shame for writing the book before Ammar was born. Ammar once equivocated Maven into wearing a Hawaiian shirt. A Triumph isn’t an effect but rather named after the day Ammar picked up his first deck of cards. All original

The ancient Egyptians invented the Cups & Balls to honor Michael Ammar!

Omg.😊

Michael Ammar doesn’t levitate - he causes the planet to descend beneath him

Michael Ammar's first magic trick was cut and restore umbilical cord (original)

Michael Ammar can topit all 9 volumes of the ETMCM series

Michael Ammar Chop routine is so rigid not even chuck norris could follow it! Smilesotheylikeyou

When Michael breathes, cards crimp out of fear. Original. Permission granted

Michael Ammar doesn't do a double lift. The other 50 cards shrink away in fear. I can't imagine it's original, but can't say if and where it's from. Maybe I read it back in the original AmmarFacts days and its been sitting in my subconscious waiting for the right time to come out... And to clarify the contest rules, I'm assuming it's one entry per person, not one entry per one-liner? If the latter, boy, am I ready to start cranking these out. :P

Nostrodamus and Merlin attended Michael Ammar's last lecture!

Michael Ammar magic is like a ninja it sneaks up on chuck norris and makes him say wow

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Michael Ammar wore a TT once. After that, Blockbusters has never been seen again. (original)

Michael Ammar has been in magic for so long, his first deck of Cards were chisled out of stone.

They say behind Michael Ammar's classic palm..is another fist 👊 😎 that was a riff off family guy joke of Chuck norris "they say behind Chuck norris' beard, is another fist"

When Michael Ammar uses a copper/silver coin, he forces the entire world to rotate around it. Original to me.

The ambitious card loses its ambition when Michael Ammar walks into the room. Original to me.

Michael Ammar. Cups of steel balls of fuzz.

Micheal Ammar was in all the Star Wars movies. He was the force.

Michael ammar never does a pinky break, because he would break the deck's little finger

Michael Ammar doesn't cut the deck. The deck cuts itself. This is an original.

Michal ammar culls a card above the deck

Michael ammar magic is so powerful that even chuck norris beard can’t hide from his tricks

Chuck Norris can make Michael ammar magic tricks look like amateur hour just by raising an eyebrow

Michael Ammar mispronounced his own name so many times that now his name is considered to be a flaw.

Michael Ammar was once bitten by a cobra snake. After 3 long days of suffering, the snake died

Only the moon can cast a shadow larger than Michael Ammar.

Michael Ammar doesn't have a control key on his keyboard. Michael Ammar is always in control.

Michael Ammar asks bodybuilders, "Do you even double lift, bro?"

Ammar doesn't second deal. He doesn't do anything second.

I found this in the theory 11 forums and was probably on the original ammar facts website. "Michael Ammar will one day cure all known diseases as a kicker to a coins across routine." Posted by praetoritevong on May 7, 2019