1:08:57 hardest I've laughed in a long time, thanks fatso
@jepattybun4 сағат бұрын
Big W for Vito this week, coming in with two of the best problems ever. Bob Dylan’s music is fucking horrendous, and zero spacial awareness retards should be in prison.
@metroids2247 сағат бұрын
Where the hell is Frog Tony? New third chair inbound?
@demgphix9 сағат бұрын
36:30 They even made fun of Buzz's girlfriend, remember? "Buzz's girlfriend... 🤢 Woof!" 😂
@4rtie10 сағат бұрын
Real teaheads are worried about lead poisoning instead of microplastics Never know what's gonna be in the glaze of the lidded cup you bought from some chinaman online
@AndroidSunrise10 сағат бұрын
that one incorrect guitar chord makes me wanna kms.
@legacy917113 сағат бұрын
It would be crazy for a second Dick Masterson show to include an arc about writing and recording a Christmas album
@LyleDyland14 сағат бұрын
Ernie is clearly chinese, Bert is indian.
@Jaygar939214 сағат бұрын
I watched Nosferatu the other. There were “Aw Hell Naw” moments aplenty.
@FinchStreams16 сағат бұрын
Wait, Vito makes his living on KZbin but doesn’t have KZbin premium 😂😂😂😂😂😂WTF
@FinchStreams16 сағат бұрын
GREEN 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I gotta take a break for a minute! Fuk!
@TheApprentice00717 сағат бұрын
Vito is envious that he isn't a sexy twink like young Bob Dylan.
@Nosmella20 сағат бұрын
The AutoBlow is awesome, if you don't want it Vito, I'll take it
@rbruggeman772221 сағат бұрын
Limp Bizkit? Go F yourself Limp Bizkit. I knew what terrible music was then Limp Bizkit blew my mind. Limp Bizkit showed me what I thought was the basement was miles above the infinite subterranean suck invented by Limp Bizkit. NEVER give an opinion on music again sweet Vito.
@MCHellshit7 сағат бұрын
Ok maddox
@MKR275221 сағат бұрын
The funniest part of the episode was Dick having already given a dislike to that Maddox video in his own private time
@ryan.harvill21 сағат бұрын
I'm curious how Vito's apartment tour would compare to methaverse rippatard's we just witnessed.
@phthaloblue36Күн бұрын
Don’t rhyme biopic with myopic r-slur.
@LigmusCrotumКүн бұрын
East asians are definitely the most sensitive. That one ESPN writer said "chink in the armor" about Jeremy Lin's game and asians cried about it for a week and got the guy fired.
@anactualkingКүн бұрын
Frog Tony or we riot.
@Tangtang631Күн бұрын
Lost it at the Mike Hunt superchat. Well played
@jhonviel7381Күн бұрын
woah a fasto doesnt appreciate tea because it doesnt taste like mt. dew. Dick youre not gay enough for tea, i hope your kid likes tea.
@claudesigma3784Күн бұрын
Don't review Nosferatu, it's a good movie and you can't appreciate good things. Keep reviewing bad things, it's fun.
@JesusChrist42000Күн бұрын
Vito said nothing to that dude in the store he is the biggest badass in his own head
@WJINTLКүн бұрын
Thing about Cadbury in the UK is everyone is in agreement the taste and consistency has gotten worse over the years since being in the hands of American companies. Even as the companies try to deny the recipe has changed. That's why it no longer has a warrant. Not even king charles would eat that stuff anymore. Milka is a better chocolate brand these days.
@AssHandlerКүн бұрын
Vito gets really upset when exposed to people with more talent than him in a a pursuit he wants to be good in. Maybe that's why he hates viewers sending in stingers so much, and won't do it himself anymore. Petty little piggy. The Indians losing their minds isn't that surprising, they're the most easily offended group out there. Only the Chinese come close. There's a reason the most censor happy tech companies are headed by Indians. There's also something very satisfying about the same group of people who keep crying about whitey not being able to cook food, and having no culture, sharing videos of their own delightful cuisine. Which seemingly always involves a guy mixing a big bowl of ingredients with his bare, soot covered, feet. Yum yum.
@chainsawsforballsКүн бұрын
How many bits does vito not spike if I give 6 dollars a month?
@MartyDickRiderКүн бұрын
That Alien vs Predator joke has been made a million bazillion times by everyone who's ever even slightly had a comedic bone in their body
@georgeptolemy7260Күн бұрын
The bob dylan hate coming from a comic guy is hysterical. "Little strummy songs" just like you made a little super hero com... oh wait you didn't make anything so shut uo.
@atomicblast7278Күн бұрын
Matan was wrong in that clip. The first book is titled, Game of Thrones. The girl is too dumb to argue the point correctly, but Matan was objectively incorrect saying it is not called Game of Thrones.
@MCoftheMC9412Күн бұрын
Totally agree. Bob Dylan has been very over rated always.
@jhonviel7381Күн бұрын
he is a hack, peaked early and was being exploited after his accident, but i dont feel sad for him bc he had it coming.
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen6956Күн бұрын
Richards Indian sounds Irish.
@robcoguy6909Күн бұрын
That Rippaveal was so bad, I'd be depressed if I was a Rippa fan. The one hagraven Soska comparing her book to Junji Ito was the funniest/most infuriating thing I've heard in a long time. Nothing says "we will win" more than destroying the golden ratio and making over 50 percent of your comics woman focused.
@LoveRocketsableКүн бұрын
Vito keeps telling the same stupid George Lucas tiki bar story. This is like the third time.
@theclawyaww3740Күн бұрын
Microplastics in the teabags are making Frog Tony gay
@THETHRILLOFITКүн бұрын
Viveks culture produced bollywood. peak mediocrity.
@Thurmanation2011sКүн бұрын
I do love RRR. That's about it.
@LigmusCrotumКүн бұрын
@@Thurmanation2011s RRR sucks. Kaminey is a good Indian movie, one of the few good ones.
@Rekon-se6wvКүн бұрын
Nu Metal is not real Metal Vito
@erjo256719 сағат бұрын
@@Rekon-se6wv Nu metal is for lesbians
@TheAllSeeingIanКүн бұрын
Ben Kingsley’s real name is Krishna Pandit Bhanji.
@destructionorКүн бұрын
Get Sam Hyde on, I bet he’d to it
@Unc3Күн бұрын
I cried laughing like a retard when Vito said "let's flip a mother's milk and see if it lands black side up" for a solid 3 minutes, just uncontrollable unexplainable laughter. Thanks for the episode boys love you
@chaosmos24Күн бұрын
Vito knows like two Dylan songs. Clueless.
@Young-wx4uxКүн бұрын
Why did Vito make fun of the isom guy cutting his own hair when it would look infinitely worse if he had his own dentistry equipment like vito
@666linchpinКүн бұрын
Zipper Disrespecters are the reason for freeway traffic. Big Problem. Vote it up.
@toxicwaltz0863Күн бұрын
Secret world of alex mac gave me my first i feel wierd about girls feeling, when she became a puddle and her clothes were gone
@sparkleypegs8350Күн бұрын
Dick is the crow.
@colinofay7237Күн бұрын
21:55 whoever did this one, i kind of enjoyed this parody even if it was a lot of music without lyrics. The lyrics that were there were pretty good in my opinion
@mclytesabr666Күн бұрын
I showed Tanner the DesTiny glorp vid, he said that DesTiny did badly.
@drownthepoorКүн бұрын
I don't know if you guys are still cool with Revenge Of The Cis, but they have connections to Luis J. Gomez. They've done Real Ass Podcast. Dick not liking Luis is hilarious. Luis is awesome and he's an acquired taste.
@chaosmos24Күн бұрын
Dylan won a Nobel prize for literature and is the most celebrated songwriter in U.S. history. What is Vito talking abou Edit: 1:35:50 This has to be bait; otherwise Vito might just be retarded.
@SUPRAN420Күн бұрын
I wish I could fight Bob Dillion in real life
@chaosmos24Күн бұрын
I am not a boomer and I can appreciate Dylan. Vito is illiterate so he doesn't understand what good writing is.