How each character would actually react: Scout: I got a bucket o' chicken. Soldier: (nah, Same) Pyro: *gives candy which is instead his fireaxe* Demo: Talks about heavy's problems whilst also being drunk Engineer: The only one who actually tries talking to heavy. Sniper: Tells him to talk to Engi. Medic: Would steal his soul instead. Spy: Actually tries to help but sounds like an @sshole every step of the way.