Dungeons & Dragons Characters - SleepyCast

Question asked: if SleepyCabin members played D&D, what kind of characters would they make?
Audio is from SleepyCast S2_E11:

[@bbluva20]

“I’d make a trappy rogue slut” Cory, the man of impeccable wisdom and taste.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Chris, we already did do that. You're last excursion got Frodo cleaved.

[@danieldeihl8237]

William See But it was the elder god Dingus Dongus telling him to do it.

[@THErealKCREEP]

I've been playing Cory's character for the better part of a year now. It works better than you would think.

[@HeronSight]

K_creep does he have artisan skill proficiency: painting supplies?

[@teleportsaroundyou4629]

Mick would be a fart wizard, Cory would be a trap rogue , and Chris would be a bard

[@WizardOfThule]

I want to play the Sleepycabin version of Dungeons & Dragons.

[@ElliWoelfin]

It would be awful. I cannot even guess how confused Cory would be. He has hard enough time understanding real life.

[@Gnomiumm]

Rorschach * Chris's and Coryisms?

[@BadyearOakarus]

Sleepycabin d&d session when?

[@nowhereman6019]

They would not have the patients or attention span for that.

[@JT-ho6rp]

@@nowhereman6019 If they had a good DM that had the patient to deal with them it would be legendary.

[@tracidvoyager]

I'd legit pay money to watch/listen a Ding Dong - Zach - Chris - Corey D&D campaign. Ideally throw JonTron in there as well and make Planescape the setting

[@garpogods8323]

3:57 -4:00 If only Chris knew what Freaky shit he'd unleash on his future gaming channel

[@n0isyturtle]

I would be King Crab, King of the Crab Kingdom

[@animecrunchtime]

I’d love to see a Dimension 20 style show with the Sleepycast members. It would be a hilarious nightmare.

[@Zlarel]

Cory's character would be a succubus who gains stat boosts through sex and before every adventure the party would run a train on her so she'll be hulked out for the quest

[@ItsAnGoose]

DnD is so fucking goooood, I’d never played it til recently. Beats any video game.

[@indiebutterknife952]

Gussy .D agreed

[@niIIer1]

They should do a dnd stream.

[@masterofbloopers]

I’d love to play D&D with Cory

[@adamprato7187]

I’ll DM for the good boys. Every damn day. I don’t give a rat.

[@cautiousaphid4072]

A dancing rat?

[@RickyRiceB]

A giant rat? One that makes all of the rules?

[@cautiousaphid4072]

I just realized I've ran d&d for 3 years and not once have been a player...

[@TheKiddingStar]

being a dm is more fun sometimes :)

[@JT-ho6rp]

I would honest to God pay 10 dollars per episode if they played DnD. That would be some funny shit.

[@fraserhurley6270]

Was there ever any sleepycabin skits/ animations? or did they never get around to it.

[@teleportsaroundyou4629]

Can Zach be the DM?

[@rosso3439]

Can we start a petition

[@kennethkay7226]

I'm usually a water elemental with the thunder hand power and magic nets.

[@sanssmash2413]

Hello