Prom Night Stories - SleepyCast

[@TheGeckoNinja]

that prom night niall's heart grew 3 sizes bigger

[@JRSanchez93]

Luckily he had that size reduction surgery to make it smaller before he died.

[@Kelpflakes]

JRSanchez93 why do i keep seeing you on these vids lol

[@burninsunset]

thats called cardiomegaly dude

[@pastagod2219]

I imagine girl zach would sound the same as zach does now. I mean zach already sounds like a girl do maybe that's why.

[@duckdickerson9494]

I can only get so hard

[@ahhhhhh295]

Duck Dickerson funne

[@Crim_5009]

Duck Dickerson funne

[@ahhhhhh295]

Crim 5009 funne scream

[@kekula69]

@@duckdickerson9494 funne

[@emptyaccount9647]

That "WHAT" at 0:24 is sending me.

[@FreakDaMIghet]

For my prom, my date was a girl I’d had a crush on for years. I was super excited, hoping it would bloom into a relationship or something after the “magical night” I was sure the prom would be. We get there, and she tells me she can’t dance. Not only that, she REFUSES to dance. I have to practically drag her into the dance floor whenever a couples dance comes on. When at about 8:00, hours before prom is over, she says she is tied and wants to go home. So she leaves me alone for the remainder of the night. Needless to say, I no longer had a crush.

[@TM-di5lu]

Damn, that's rough. From my Prom, I wanted the OPPOSITE. I wanted to go to prom single. Before prom starts, I got myself like drowzingly drunk ( Yeah I drink, occasionally. Don't ask why. ) before I was dropped off. Holy mother of God! I did countless of stupid shit that I do not know how I got away with it. Starting with me trying to keep myself sober without passing out to puking up around the restroom floor, worst part is that I ended up dancing with my ex, who really makes my skin crawl. Realizing what have I been doing, I threw up on the punch bowl then stir it up quickly so no one would notice.

[@FreakDaMIghet]

UPDATE! So, even though prom didn't go so well, I was still friends with this girl on Facebook, though we never chatted or anything. I'm basically Facebook friends with my whole graduating class from back in the day, so she was just one of those I never bothered to unfriend. She rarely posts any status updates, so I have had no idea what shes been up to for the past few years. Then, suddenly last week, she posts that she just got engaged... to a WOMAN! So, it turns out she was a closeted lesbian the whole time, and probably only went to prom with be to either be nice or maintain the facade that she was straight. Not sure if that should make me feel better or worse.

[@TM-di5lu]

@@FreakDaMIghet Yep. It happens. Quite frequently, suprisingly.

[@dirtyblonde1011]

Idk if it makes you feel any better, but I had a crappy prom too. I didn't even want to go, and one of my friends kept bugging me to go. I jokingly said something like "I'll go, but only if it's with you". (We had known each other for a few years, so it's shocking that she thought I was serious) she spent the whole month leading up to it telling all of our friends that we were together and that it was going to be out first date, so now I HAD to go with her because of the peer pressure from everyone. Prom night comes along, and she ditched me after the first hour or so. Her excuse was because of her anxiety. the real reason? She hooked up with some random dudes (plural was intended) in the bathroom. The next school day, she goes around telling everyone that I was trying to get in her pants; I was lucky in that one of her brothers had seen her leave with the group of guys and was able to call her out on her bs. A couple months later, she realizes that she's knocked up and doesn't know who the dad is

[@zachanikwano]

I mean frick man if she's wasn't comfortable dancing why'd you force her to do it? Sorry your night wasn't magical but still.

[@haidenbrazil1015]

hit up shadman to draw girl zach

[@bigmeknurgle]

milk duds and all.

[@baguetteboing]

that would be so fucked up, imagine walking into the room where you drew porn of the people in the room and not being cory.

[@connor48880]

They would be totally fine if it was Cory

[@spamreciever4208]

*as a child if it's shad drawing

[@damoji5332]

Not anymore baby

[@greg6500]

Its funny, I cared so little and hated school so much I cant even remember if they had a prom or not.

[@SpikesSpikesSpikes]

that's not funny its just weird and pathetic

[@CarlosFernandez-iy1gf]

R.I.P my prom 2020

[@WaveXistense]

shout out to everyone who couldn't get a date and stayed home to get drunk with a friend.

[@RagdollWraith]

shout out to everyone who didnt have a date and didnt have a friend or alcohol so it was just another dark lonely night while you knew so many people were out there mingling and having fun

[@Kelpflakes]

I just stayed home and played animal crossing on gamecube

[@RobRIPDG]

@@RagdollWraith jesus...

[@stonecoldsteveaustin5429]

@Stickmin Fan Based

[@mspaint93]

Its really not enjoyable unless youre drunk or enjoy dancing, didnt miss out on anything

[@josh36047]

I didn’t even want to go to prom but my friends were all like “you’ll regret not going for the rest of your life”. I caved and decided I would go. The girl I went with showed up an hour late so my parents couldn’t get any pictures, and by the end of the night she had another date. About as big of a slap to the face as I’ve ever received. I laugh at it now when I think about it cause if I ever have kids I’ll get to tell em that story at some point.

[@master_illitrix]

My prom was hyped to be an amazing night with great food, friends and an after party. Despite that, I didn't go. According to everyone that went, prom was bad. No food, bad music and a bunch of friendships fell apart. So I was the lucky one because I didn't go and played PS2 at home alone instead lol

[@elgavgav]

I went to Prom while The Legend of Zelda Symphony of the Goddesses was in town that day. I completely regret it, and didn't enjoy Prom at all and just played Smash Bros with another dude on our 3DS at one of the tables for the rest of prom. I also found out last minute so it was too late for a refund. (if I could even get one)

[@Lucaccino17]

I'm sorry bro. Symphony of the Goddess would have been awesome

[@Goobious_Maximus]

Damn bro I’m sorry but that was the wrong choice. I don’t remember my prom at all but I remember the Symphony of the Goddess. I went to see it twice. It was incredible.

[@ripcactusify]

May I recommend the story that Chris told about the special Ed kid in the most recent episode

[@WizardOfThule]

What was the best part of it?

[@ripcactusify]

Rorschach * all of it. From the point where the kid gets knocked in the head with a rock all the way to where the entire school gets the video Chris made

[@riotwire]

Some dude drove a semi truck to prom and everyone was wearing cowboy boots and I bought the wrong size dress and was unable to breathe half the time

[@BalsamicJeebs]

did you die

[@canthandlethislol]

STAY AWAY FROM tier 15

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

I spent the night of prom chilling at my bestfriends house depressed and pissed off because my girlfriend at the time took her friend to prom rather than me. But hey I met my current girlfriend that night so weeeee I guess

[@fightme8859]

Callaghan Good fucking Christ what a bummer that would be

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

@Callaghan oh yeah not to mention he had a massive crush on he that everyone knew about including her and used to tease him about it.

[@julianrosado1592]

The only prom remotely worth remembering for me was my senior prom, but not for the prom itself. I was introduced to my would-be prom date at the start of the school year in early fall... let's call her S. Now funnily enough she was actually a neighbor of mine but somehow (or at least as I can recall at this point) I'd never met her before then. From the first conversation and seeing what she looked like onward I was smitten instantly. I knew realistically tho that, me being me and how I looked etc, she definitely wouldn't feel that way about me that quickly if at all, so I dialed it back and decided to have it start off as a friendship and see what happens. Of course the whole time I was crushing on her hardcore, but I was able to mellow myself out and keep myself in check. Anyway, the months go by and as far as I can tell, sparks are starting to fly albeit slowly and in a mixed-signals kinda way? Like we were doing things (at the time) I believed meant she was starting to feel some type of way about me. I mean, we Netflix and Chilled (without the sex or any real action, we just watched White Chicks and other Disney movies), baked pastries together, hung out at a mall... I mean at the time I had no real experience with hanging out with people who aren't my family so it never really clicked to me that they were just casual hangouts. But she took one of my hoodies, which is definitely not something casual friends do. Even with my zero dating experience I knew that that is a very flirty thing to do. And heck, i made plenty of flirty comments to her that she never once shot down (in a repulsed way at least, more like a "Oh you, so naughty" kinda way). Basically she was giving me every sign that there was something there. Or at least I thought so. Prom is but a day away, and it's festering in my head that it's now or never. I either ask her out and see what happens or I let the whole year go to waste. So I did, but not directly initially. I forget exactly what I said but she kinda gave me that awkward response you give someone when they say something that you don't know how to respond to (or more likely in this scenario, they said something that made you uncomfortable and you'd like to move on from it). So I decided to be direct and just rip the bandaid off. I basically asked her directly if she wanted to date me. And of course, she basically said she never saw us as anything more than friends. Needless to say I was devastated but I told her I understood and it was all good. Prom comes, I have about as good of a time as I can (especially for being someone who is as far from being a party person as possible) and try to conclude my last day as a High Schooler on a good note. While it did feel like a proper send off to surviving 4 years in hell, I can still vividly remember the pain of watching all the couples slow dancing while we just sat at a table on our phones, envying the me in the alternate universe who actually got the girl and walked away with a win. Prom comes and go's and as expected we slowly stopped talking to eachother until finally she just stopped responding to my texts despite offering to smoke with me whenever I returned home from college. Sent her a "hello" text one day and still no reply. It's for the best as I'm sure we've both moved on at this point. But i still can't help that I feel I was used just so that she could get to go to a different school's prom (I went to an all dudes high school). That and she stole my hoodie and never gave it back. She was kinda a thot tho, had breasts bigger than her IQ. I think I probably dodged a bullet in the end.

[@Garethsmod]

I went to prom with a girl who was in special ed, I didn't want to go with her, I didn't want to go at all but my friend convinced me to take her and I figured how bad could it be? Well the prom was better than expected, but she was touching me way too much, she tried to kiss me a couple of times and I figured someone would explain to her that this wasn't okay but no, no one said shit and I couldn't say anything because I didn't want to upset her. I eventually got away from her by doing this dance contest to be king and being a white guy I'm a shitty dancer. Well I won and became king and this other girl became queen, and the special ed girl wasn't happy that her date was dancing with the queen, she didn't talk to me the rest of the night or the school year. Really didn't bother me but really I don't think me going to prom with someone I rarely talked to was such a good idea, I should of just said no.

[@kgpspyguy]

I attended my senior prom with a girl from another school who asked me out at a track and field meet. The day arrived and of course I managed to get sick for like the first time in 2 years, so I coughing near constantly with a bad stuffy nose the whole evening. I take her out to a nice Italian place where we made unbearably awkward small talk for about an hour before heading to prom. She insisted we attend the prom at her school which just happened to be run almost exclusively by students who had no idea what they were doing. Also, for some reason the prom was being held at the downtown museum instead of at her school which just made finding parking a nightmare. We arrived at the doors to find that we weren't allowed inside yet so we stood around for almost a half hour in the 40 degree weather with all the other students before deciding to kill time by walking around downtown. We spent the whole time being accosted by homeless people and congratulated by people who thought we had just gotten married because she wore a white dress for some reason. Anyway. We finally get inside and put our coats down at our table. She decides that she doesn't feel safe leaving her coat unattended and wants me to turn it in at the coat check (also run by students.) I wait in line about 10 minutes and I'm then informed that it cost 20 freaking dollars to have them hang up her coat in a closet for the duration of the night. I begrudgingly pay the $20 and return to our table. Around this time the two student DJs turn on the sound system and begin playing "music" at a volume so obscenely loud that we sincerely can't speak to each other while standing side by side. Note that I put the word "music" in quotes, that being for the reason that what they were playing was quite literally only music in the technical sense. Imagine quasi rap slam poetry with a back beat. Not something you can dance to... I know this because nobody was dancing, AND keep in mind we still couldn't even talk to each other because of how loud it was. The DJs also appeared to be consciously refusing requests for better music. As though playing anything remotely popular or catchy would hurt their cred. About 20 minutes of this go by with no end in sight and she tells me that she feels like she's about to have a panic attack and says that she wants to go home. I then go and collect her coat (realizing that I wasted 20 bucks for absolutely no reason.) We walk back to the car and I offer to take her out for ice cream. We go to Cold Stone and she orders the most expensive thing on the menu and doesn't talk to me at all while she eats it. I take her home she gets out of the car without a word and I never saw her again. That pretty much sums up my experience with prom.

[@Clone-up2ge]

@@kgpspyguy well that sucks

[@big_weenie1447]

I was super hesitant on going to prom at my school because of two reasons 1. I knew they were going to play a shit load of Mexican music(about 75% of the students at the school were Mexican) or some (insert) Shuffle/Slide song. 2. Me and my girlfriend were very secretive about our relationship at that time, neither of our parents wanted us dating anyone out of that school and we'd be in some huge shit if they got word of it. We ended up going. Nobody really noticed us thankfully.

[@DaymiianSFT]

WOOOOOOOO MEXICAN MUSIC ESKETTED

[@mgiantpurplepanda]

i went to prom with some girl who happened to be the ex of one of the few people i hated in highschool because she was the best friend of a girl a friend was trying to get with. The girl my friend went with would only go if her best friend went and I wasnt planning to go so i got roped in. She got back together with her ex that night, all in all, funny story, worth shit prom

[@drakewolford7949]

6:48 lmao matchbook heaven never change cory

[@youhaveayds8975]

haha no prom foir me thank u corona

[@lost_mythos_69]

Yeah I had an experience very similar, I was asked to homecoming by a girl I wasn't interested in and ended up going. She tried to grind on me and yeah... not fun. She was boring too, obsessed with soccer. She would not shut the fuck up about soccer.

[@740032489ds]

How come micks stories always include guns?

[@Kelpflakes]

Lon3 Wolf10763 mick IS a gun

[@HarveyMcCloud]

I didn't go to prom. I didn't want to really, mind you. But friends convinced me to go because, you know, it's prom. But I wasn't keen on going to a big dance when I hated school, would've hated the music, and would've hated the food. But I relented. I asked a friend of mine that didn't go to the school anymore. He reluctantly agreed since I didn't have a boyfriend and I didn't want to ask someone from in my classes. So anyway, I get the two tickets for him and I. In the weeks leading up to prom, I get a boyfriend with a guy I was working with. And he was 100% cool with me going to prom with my friend originally because he had to work anyway (it all happened close to the date). So even though the boyfriend was cool with it, the friend saw it as an out and said "nah, you have a boyfriend now. I wouldn't feel right. I'm not going." So being that prom is not even a week away, my boyfriend scrambles to request the night off and was able to finagle a shift that would allow him to barely just get out of work to go with me. Unfortunately, one of the covering managers got fired a couple of days later for doing something really dumb. Not going to get into here, but it really was a stupid thing for him to do. But he gets let go, and the general manager refused to work that day because he wanted the day off too. So my boyfriend had no choice but to pull doubles the rest of the week including prom night. So when I found out, I was so upset and defeated I decided I wasn't going, and that I'd go to the after party instead. I was able to get half my money back. So when the bf finally got out of work, he took me out to dinner and we went to the after party, which was at the school and was a lot of fun. So all in all it was a fun night. But I didn't go to the actual prom itself.

[@rabbi4skin666]

My school only had junior and senior prom but I had dropped out and started working as a roofer by the time junior prom started.

[@kodiak_9169]

When I went to prom I went with the homies I think there were 7 or 8 of us and when we went one of my friends was running for prom king and he’s really socially awkward, and when we’re there we all thought he wasn’t going to win and of course he won and the girl that won queen said “I know you won king but I’m not going to dance with you” which was pretty fucked up, so when they started the last dance of the night there was this one girl that showed up that was really obsessed with our homie group and her friend came up to us and said “one of you gentlemen should go ask her to dance” and we all just ignored her because the girl was an absolute asshole to people. Later that night we were talking about going to McDonald’s to eat so when we were leaving this one girl said to all of us in Spanish that we looked nice and we finally know how to shower and clean up, we didn’t say anything about it but then when my two homies were waiting for their Uber they saw the girl that insulted us got her car smashed into by one of my friends that tried drifting in the parking lot, he bailed and she started screaming and crying, all I gotta say was it was a blessed night🙏🙏

[@jack_corvinus]

The only reason anyone at my school paid for prom (tickets, formalwear, fucking pricey but most of these kids were rich so whatever) was because that got you admission to afterprom at a club. I didn't like big parties or clubbing so my friend who got dumped and I just chilled out having drinks and selling cigarettes to edgy sophomores. A nice night. It wasn't until college that I killed it at parties, maybe because people there actually liked me lmao.

[@thegabe6389]

Never went to prom

[@plaguefellow4956]

My prom night was awful I loved a girl for years but she didn't like me the same and would date guys who were just bad and she did drugs such as weed and random pills and drink and smoke. I was so excited and I asked her to dance and she said no and I couldn't dance really but that didn't matter but she just did nothing and near the end I told her I was going out and I ended up crying a little and she tried to comfort me by sharing a menthol cigarette. One of the worst days ever lol.

[@hand3and3]

9:25 I live in renton. The area has gone to shit lol.

[@bensonratch8401]

areas always been shit tbh

[@MushroomLad19]

Holy fuckin shit that story about that math girl from band , i had the biggest hit of oh shit you had those bitches too (as a guy in band)

[@collettehannah4405]

I didn't go to a prom. I went to a banquet. Christian Banquet. Also I'm commenting in Oct. 2019

[@heartbust4624]

Collette Hannah I didn’t go to prom because I became homeschooled during my sophomore year. Also I’m commenting in Nov. 2019

[@Kelpflakes]

I just played animal crossing on gamecube also im commenting on april 14th 2020

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

My proms admission was 70$ so I said fuck it. All I wouldve done was eat pizza in the corner on my phone anyway. Could just do that home for like 30$ delivery.

[@justsomeamerican2301]

6:25 funny , i dont remember anything of highschool

[@buzzytrombone4353]

I went with a girl to the debs nearly two years ago and it wasn't like we were having sex I just went there to get drunk and smoke some joints and we went off to do our own thing. And while I had the shift with one girl who was not the one I went with as she was off doing her own thing with her friends but the one I was shifting was one who I had a bit of a thing for in first year, I changed my focus from pussy to just drink. I wouldn't say that there was anything bad about that night whatsoever, no one died from an overdose, but I got upset when we were honouring someone from the year above us who died in a bike accident five months beforehand and so did a friend of mine and I spent an hour comforting him. But the weird thing about that one hour was that the ending of Toy Story 4 was playing in my mind, and that fucking film changed my life when I saw a month before the debs, it actually made me realise that I should be someone who is independent, and the ending was like a fitting goodbye to me being a little shit in my childhood while looking at positives. So when that played in my head as I was holding my friend's hand trying not to burst into tears, it made me realise that this was the moment that I finally matured and I was ready to be independent. And then the rest of the night was me getting drunk in the smoking area and dancing to 500 miles by the proclaimers and after all by the frank and walters. But it felt great non the less because I felt like I was able to do something with myself that night.

[@wizardcows]

This is kinda depressing to listen to they sound like they were bullied lmao

[@Zlarel]

I'm not shocked because a man turned down sex, I'm shocked because the man was Cory

[@yannimichaeltone4848]

Good guy Niall

[@GREENMANYEA]

Hahahahah no prom hand jobs for all these 2020 kids hahahahahaha

[@BUGHUNTER6]

You don't go to prom night with a girl you don't like silly man, especially not out of pity

[@SeggyCute]

Corey you and I are the same

[@RadicallyGlad]

I can relate

[@ClubPenguinMaster88]

I went to two, my ex took me to hers and I was basically forced to take her to mine, both were really fucking boring honestly. I don't get the appeal, she at most danced with her friends and let me fuck off because I knew no one and it was nothing but ear rape shitty music at hers. At mine, it was much smaller and I could at least hang out with her more, but it was still just pitiful. I barely remember mine and remember hers even less.

[@someguy2350]

0:23

[@CrisisMoon7]

1:23pm Dec 26 23 Wednesday

[@YungPollock]

Yeah man prom sucks, got grinded on by some chicks I didn't know or cared about and only stayed cause I didn't want my mate be alone

[@natopomato93]

Prom fuggin sucked. The only thing that was cool about it was the girl I was with at the time and the stuff she let me do to her lol. I miss that chick

[@schnoz2372]

:)

[@montanajoe4636]

7th boyyy

[@kekula69]

Canada

[@montanajoe4636]

@@kekula69 im speechless man... a furry replies to my 2 year old comment with one word completely unrelated to the original

[@kekula69]

@@montanajoe4636 cause you're in 7th place

[@flashmozzg]

1st

[@daniphofani3473]

18th

[@DCslowmurda]

5th

[@4v50r14no]

3rd

[@4v50r14no]

2nd