Haha! I worked at the UPS phone center when I was 18 and this is exactly what I remember customers acting like when we asked those questions!
@c-LAWАй бұрын
hilarious
@phprofYTАй бұрын
Better than any woman's skit I've seen in weeks.
@quincyjohns2112Ай бұрын
still one of my all time favorites
@DancingShadowsUltdАй бұрын
Note to self: add "Why don't you back off, Cran-Man" to my daily lexicon.
@phobia_z8049Ай бұрын
10 BOXEN, PLEASE COME GET THE BOXEN
@eldonhoward79254 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ScottCole-sb8fy4 ай бұрын
Good lord. This guy is funny !
@mikeyerian25625 ай бұрын
This show was one of the best stand up specials of all time.
@CoachKen5 ай бұрын
"Look - I put that on there as a joke and they're going out like that..."
@tims62465 ай бұрын
no explanation - of where the pouch goes after pastry is removed
@learnenglishwithclyde11666 ай бұрын
Three girth units lol😂
@danield-TV6 ай бұрын
This is gold ..I love him as mugsy too
@omarleerojas6 ай бұрын
I've seen him for years , I'm back because of "loudermilk"
@javster41386 ай бұрын
Never seen that
@animatronicentertainmentdude6 ай бұрын
I wish that food came bland, let’s use tacos for an example. You could order a taco, and get meat in a shell. Then, people that like everything on it could order it with lettuce and cheese. If you don’t like cheese, or lettuce, you won’t ever get a bad order. Then, people might forget to add lettuce and cheese, instead of accidentally adding cheese or lettuce.
@Toke-YT7 ай бұрын
as a UPS driver this is so true
@smcgilli347 ай бұрын
This whole set was stunning! He’s never been this good since.
@javster41388 ай бұрын
Pure Gold
@darkstarofmars8 ай бұрын
Still one of the greatest bits of all time
@MyAccount-in9ru8 ай бұрын
This man is why I started my stand-up career.
@richardcalisi91888 ай бұрын
He was funny Loudermilk
@richardcalisi91888 ай бұрын
funniest comedian ever without swearing.
@SirDeanosity8 ай бұрын
His comedic choreography and voice acting is genius.
@ThunderPants138 ай бұрын
My European friends ask me why in the U.S. we still use girth units, when the rest of the world is using metric units. I have no answer.
@terri68549 ай бұрын
You need two people to weigh stuff with a bathroom scale. You can try to set up a camera to video the display, but it's very hard to position a camera facing downwards to film. Yes, of course, you could use a mirror, but remember... the numbers will be reversed! So you'll need two mirrors. But who has two mirrors, right? So you could video the one mirror and then flip the video to see the correct number.
@lawrenceobrien59829 ай бұрын
The funniest ive ever seen bye far.
@WinslowLeach197410 ай бұрын
The real funny thing is that it's a pretty good point. Who needs Pop Tarts in three seconds? Loosen up your schedule! Brian Regan is the best
@ChestinysDialed11 ай бұрын
He's like the Jim Carrey of Will Ferrells
@sharonkellogg414811 ай бұрын
Brian Regan is the best every time!
@javster41388 ай бұрын
Yes
@SANDSCORCHER11 ай бұрын
Almost every time I open a pack of fig rolls (uk equivalent) this clip has to go on. I don’t know how many Newtons arrive in a sleeve in the US, but in England, no less than an entire packet is definitely a serving👍🏻
@pmointernet11 ай бұрын
"Cran man's all coupled up." HAhahahahaha!
@brads6304 Жыл бұрын
"Why don't you back off, cran-man!".
@CameronBrtnik Жыл бұрын
As a mailman, I can concur this is how we weigh boxen
@djairalert422 Жыл бұрын
One of my fav comics!!!
@darrenbraswell7156 Жыл бұрын
Hahahah “girth units”
@joshdiditt Жыл бұрын
His brother Denis Regan had a GREAT stand up on Dry Bar comedy.
@fercho2040 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Brian Regan is an old school type of comic, relying on being overall funny instead of talking about serious things in a funny way. His body language, his voice inflection, his energy; this man's work is gold and I wish he continues performing for decades to come.
@edstrazz2758 Жыл бұрын
Brian is a Comedy God! 😂🙏!
@arcticwolf9332 Жыл бұрын
He's really really good. No profanity. No need to insult. Just plain old comedy. I'd rank him up there, on my list, just after Rodney Dangerfield, Jerry Seinfeld, and John Pinnette.
@oambitiousone7100 Жыл бұрын
This man is the patron saint of our house. His lines are so integrated into our vernacular, we quote him at least weekly.
@olibarahosasa1137 Жыл бұрын
MY MAIN MAN MY CLEAN MAN Sure, Carlin, Hicks, Chapelle, etc etc But Brian makes you feel good 100% and 10000% stomach pain laughs
@steveb9151 Жыл бұрын
He was absolutely at the top of his game here!
@javster41388 ай бұрын
Yeps
@bikersoncall Жыл бұрын
Very funny, great delivery!
@javster41388 ай бұрын
Yes
@thegreatzachattack1770 Жыл бұрын
I never even knew there were directions because I never even bothered to look on the back XD