brian regan foods and labels

from "i walked on the moon" Brian talks about foods and labels, and food labels.

[@homie-da-clown7520]

Brian may not be talked about a lot as one of "the best" stand up comedian's to ever do it....but on this night...at this club. He did it better than any comedian I've ever seen do it!... He was on fire plain and simple

[@randythompson5154]

I’ve seen him a few times in concert...and multiple times on late night TV shows!! He is always hilarious!!!!

[@crowsnest43]

Almost all the current top stand-up comedians say Brian Regan is one of the greatest comedians of all time.

[@bwhip]

@@crowsnest43 His brother, Dennis, is pretty good too.

[@crowsnest43]

@@bwhip I almost choked on my gum watching Dennis for the first time! But thank you for the recommendation.

[@xiaolong]

@@randythompson5154 he is amazing live. An abs workout from laughing so hard.

[@anthonyhilyard5414]

Brian is one of the greatest stand ups of all time. Stop with the negative comments. He's funny as all get out.

[@Adenohypophysis0]

this is funnier than the entire segment. You enjoy the comedy of a 5 year old

[@michaelblockley3910]

Amen

[@OneWeirdDude]

@EliManningsChub It's largely subjective, but not purely, I think. Otherwise, why are some comedians more popular than others?

[@jamesespinosa2875]

I agree

[@wilrennehan3205]

@@Adenohypophysis0 he's brilliant and your just a tad jealous for not admitting it .. "away with you !" to quote Mr Regan

[@baronbayne9899]

Ive not stopped going back to this performance for about 14 years. It's so good. So simple. It's his delivery and his animation. Unparralled I would say.

[@exthvn]

same here. he’s so funny. do you know where his catsup joke is? I can’t seem to find it anywhere

[@RogerRoddComedian]

I've been a comic for 19 years. Brian was one of my 1st idols in the game. Although my style is diametrically different, he always makes me feel like a punk. There is simply no better clean or observational comedian alive. He never fails to immediately transform me into an audience member.

[@homie-da-clown7520]

What do you think about Jim Gaffigan? I know he's a hilarious comedian who never disappoints. Some might say he's the best clean comic alive edit. not me btw. I love them both but Brian is my guy

[@RogerRoddComedian]

@@homie-da-clown7520 Few things are more objective than humor. I respect ANY comic who works clean, as that is beyond difficult to learn when you're a beginner. You're following a herd of others, whose acts are in the gutter, and now you try your, "Golly, we sure have a silly world, don't we" act, that is doomed. First time you say "F**k you get an applause break. Being clean requires a commitment to that path that is indescribably difficult to endure. Long answer to your question, because you deserve a civil replete your civil question. Jim Gaffigan doesn't work for me, but again I respect him and his success.

[@biggusdickus1689]

​@@RogerRoddComedianI struggle to think of a single comedian who can even begin to approach Regans level of physicality. He literally milks every possible ounce of humor out of each bit, truly staggering

[@moose9376]

What I love about Brian, is that he can make a joke about anything. That's what makes a great comedian 👏.

[@Bluemgwes]

"Who the hell eats two cookies?! I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!" Amen! Lmao!

[@elisobie2078]

Bluemgwes ha ha ha

[@jutahbagels5805]

Gary Gulman’s joke from 2006.

[@grayroots6204]

Great Made America p

[@masonbeauvais2581]

"Two sleeves, that's a serving size. I open them both, eat them like a tree chipper." Heh heh, I do that.

[@XxRobloxPlayerxX1]

@@jutahbagels5805 No one cares.

[@Dylans3Tears]

I am usually into curisng, dark, and shock comedy (not exclusively but y'know I do love it) and usually it takes a curse word to get me to laugh really hard but the genis of Brian Regan is he is so clean and just pure funny, that I cried laughing this segment. He's just a comedy legend and insanely underrated by the mainstream comedy lovers

[@mattlong7534]

Dylan Is LASP same

[@chrisbrown18andup]

"genis." Brilliant.

[@CourtneyKibodeaux]

Alejandro, yo [112

[@squeezeslemons]

You're so edgy

[@tinntinnamp]

Yes thank you. I literally didn't even notice he was a clean comedian until someone pointed out. To me that is true talent.

[@0221serendipity]

Love the line: "I am stuffed to the rafters!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SunshineCarpetCleaning]

0221serendipity haha me too bro! Lol, me too..

[@tiptopmartinez]

🙋‍♂️

[@Rusty_Spy]

"I just kept eatn', and eatn', and eatn', I must of had two spoonfuls!" XDDD

[@theSparkyWatts]

13 years ago. That was a long time ago in YT standards.

[@grimdrum2396]

One of my favorite lines as well Rusty!

[@thelion1366]

Brian Regan is amazing whenever I am feeling stressed out or upset I watch Brian and he puts a smile on my face

[@elizabethnovotny109]

I still laugh to tears even though I seen it over and over!!!

[@thelion1366]

@@elizabethnovotny109 He is My favorite comedienne

[@elizabethnovotny109]

@@thelion1366 Me too!!!

[@shannonsmith2642]

He’s hilarious!

[@pursuitzer0284]

The serving Size of Ice cream is the tub.

[@kitchentable1362]

unless its the weekend, then it 4 tubs, and the spoon

[@darksquigglyboy]

INDOORS/OUTDOORS so we eat the spoon

[@lawsonone6015]

PursuitZER0 fact.

[@camelcats5280]

You’re funnier than Brian regan!

[@michaelsmith1262]

How many did he have? (while miming CPR). Regan is a genius.

[@0221serendipity]

michael smith: ..."three Fig Newtons"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JLuVeeGee]

michael smith "Doesn't he read?!"

[@mariomanningfan]

I only did it as a joke but they're goin' out like that LOL

[@lgb77]

i think brian is consistently underrated, or poorly promoted, or both. loved his CD early on, but came away from seeing him live (twice) even more impressed. great performer.

[@jeremystone4193]

This guy cracks me up ,everytime.

[@elbob17]

This guy is consistently hilarious. I dont' know why he's not a bigger star.

[@bethanyduck]

"we got a 3 fig newton eater here!" "how many did he have?!" "what is he nuts???! doesn't he read?!"

[@bawhite125]

He's been my fave comedian for some time. Much love and success to this flawless comedian! Classic.

[@dieyoung]

I use "I am stuffed to the rafters!" every time I go out to eat

[@BaldwinBay]

Brian is truly an old school classic stand up comic. Has paid his dues and has broken many a funny bone. LOL! Support the Arts America.🃏

[@steveb9151]

He was absolutely at the top of his game here!

[@javster4138]

Yeps

[@ritagracia5155]

Amen to guy who moved me to write this. I am Rita L. Gracia. When my brother turned me onto BR, a year ago...I was hooked. I am a RN, at large....he is great....just pure funny. One of the greats. Thank you, Brian. You take life and pull out the day to day shift we all laugh at and bring it round!

[@nelltrimble7982]

Who knew serving sizes could be so funny?!

[@crammertime]

Best laughs I've had in a long time! Funny guy!

[@Porter2613]

"I just kept eating and eating and eating-I must have had two spoon fulls." HAHAHA!!! Go Brian!!

[@tailedgates9]

His face when he's like "In the dairy isle, they all have party hats on." XD

[@0221serendipity]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 He's hilarious!

[@spideystixlps9963]

Lol I can't believe there's actually a comedian that doesn't swear at all 😊

[@ThomasPBlack]

Yup.. Regan, gaffigan and Sebastian Maniscalco

[@BrandonTownsend]

You have to check out Michael Jr. He’s a Christian comedian, which is why he doesn’t cuss. Lol. But he’s hilarious. Watch some of his videos.

[@marcelproust1520]

He said, "What the hell." I guess you have to boycott this one too.

[@NyanMango]

@@aliceshaw8265 Couldn't care less about someone's political stance, but it's a shame to hear he's using dirtier language.

[@horseman4now]

Dry Bar Comedy has LOTS of them! A delight!

[@DAVEPRO74]

With out a doubt one of the top five stand up comedians of all time! So UNDERRATED!

[@hamtaro844]

what do ya got?apples?we'll call cranapple and split it 50/50 what do ya got?grape? crangrape! what do ya got?mango? cranmango! what do ya got?porkchop? cranchops!

[@tonyattardo9350]

Straight rip on Hedberg, he does the same riff on turkey with other meats.

[@grendl74]

@@tonyattardo9350 Regan did it first, bro

[@smcgilli34]

This whole set was stunning! He’s never been this good since.

[@bowser2924]

*Sees this in health class* *Laughs at the jokes* *Nobody else laughs*

[@mike9876543211000]

Buzz Lightyear: There seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere. :P

[@monkehp]

You had a cool teacher, and not so great classmates

[@jeremiahbooth423]

Lmao I'm also here because I saw this in Wellness and Fitness class

[@hisoj]

a serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container

[@headofthetable5755]

The good ole days when people came together and breathed on each other.

[@cheeseymicrowave7246]

Juice people include: *Skinny health nuts *Fat health nuts *Moms who pretend to care about their kids *Brian Regan

[@TheOriginalMonsterfighter]

Lol

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

sounds about right lmao

[@bluefoxthecutest2628]

Yknow some people just like juice cuz it taste good right?

[@Madaxxeman]

Saw him last summer in phx, az with his brother Dennis opening for him. Brian is one of the best ever. Left there in pain from laughing so much. Great stuff!!!

[@jessieherl7417]

(Husband commenting via wife's account): My pregnant wife just said "Ooohhh cran-chops sound good!"

[@toolff83]

brian regan is a lot more intelligent than he lets on in his act. One of my favorites.

[@junomesh]

Brian might be my favorite comedian of all time. He's that good. Im laughing out loud in the middle of the night trying not to wake anybody else in the house or my neighbors lol

[@rtcapri9147]

that was my best laugh of today! Thanks coursera for the link!!

[@SANDSCORCHER]

Good grief I love this bit ! 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@onepunchmanfan2072]

yah I just got told that I'm alergic to soy and dairy.😮😥😱 "No more happiness".

[@horseman4now]

Coconut-based ice cream. So Delicious!

[@phipps111]

Imo he is possibly the best of all time. My favorite comedian no contest.

[@DavidDiMuzio]

Brian Regan is like Jim Carey if Jim still did comedy.

[@thomasc.5219]

@Brett Dawson Jim Carey was great in the late 80s and 90s. His standup was okay but you could always tell he did his best with sketch comedy and also movies. Just fits his style better. Just like Will Ferrel. Style is not suited for standup

[@johnpietros9439]

@Brett Dawson agree. Jim not funny

[@jujubee6710]

I seriously was just thinking this same thing.

[@MikeMikeP]

Brian is like Jim Carrey if he started painting and talking left leaning politics.

[@haroldcolbet8702]

with a bit of Phil Hartman

[@sharonkellogg4148]

Brian Regan is the best every time!

[@javster4138]

Yes

[@freakyninjaman3]

How about "Cranana juice"?

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@AsRiHack3x2]

Mainly because you can't juice a banana, you can blend it but it'll be pretty thick.

[@lawsonone6015]

Add water

[@djairalert422]

One of my fav comics!!!

[@oldsk8r]

never laughed so hard, I love this guy.

[@Jane.Doe.]

I love love Brian! Watching this in January 2021 sooo... yeah..🙉 This weird laughing thing I'm doing just feels so... so ol skool! 🤗

[@patrickcollins574]

I learned something in the juice aisle, and that is, I don't know what's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. it's funny because it's true

[@ultimatedriversofmachinery]

No one has delivery like Brian Regan

[@phish2008]

..."I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper"... oh my God, literally lmao!!

[@Kainthemain]

This is one comedian where half of the fun is actually wathing him, most comedians only say funny things so buying a cd is alright, but this guy you have to watch. Hes a great actor.

[@Jondsmusic]

Fig newtons shavings going on the side. The size of a postage stamp lol.

[@mikeyerian2562]

This show was one of the best stand up specials of all time.

[@michaellinner7772]

I feel like Brian Regan was put on this earth just to make, specifically, me laugh. I considered going into comedy when I was younger and rarely give out a big belly laugh but Regan just kills me. I need to remember when the day isn't going well and nothing seems to be going right, all I've got to do is grab my phone and watch a Brian Regan video and suddenly all is right with the universe.

[@FireLordJohn3191]

You’re not that important. I’m sorry.

[@SaraKKendrick]

I totally love that his comedy is CLEAN - My kids are laughing their little butts off! How refreshing!!! I'm his biggest new fan!

[@fanessencialhome]

"i just kept eating and eating i must of had two whole spoonfuls" haha that part makes me laugh so much :)

[@donkeylips88]

my favorite comedian, brian regan! hilarious!

[@PJOLOVERgurl]

"I just kept eatin' and eatin' and eatin'. I must have had two spoonfuls."

[@edstrazz2758]

Brian is a Comedy God! 😂🙏!

[@aurahuasipoma3470]

so funny thanks to my nutritions teacher for the referral lol

[@susandiaz3745]

Thanks Coursera!!

[@mauralinevanhall809]

Came from the same place!

[@adirfrida88]

Me Too :)

[@evgeniydeus8137]

Yep.

[@manoulis]

Same here :)

[@ConnorGardner]

manoulis What did coursera do?

[@BaumannFamily]

We saw him Live in Detroit last week...omg...I cried from laughing so hard. Huge fan...

[@jtlee891]

"Doesn't he read?"

[@javster4138]

My fave all-time comedian. Hands down.

[@AKartes]

"Why don't you back off, CranMan" lmao

[@bigdesignspop]

Im bustin up after bar hopping with my friends.. .this fig newton thing is a .perfect way to end my night ..laughin hard at 1 am

[@tfair5]

Man. I ain't into nothing!

[@joedirte530]

+tfair5 a lot of people recommended this guy to me. hes real good, but i didnt laugh. i rarely like comedians people recommend to me :( i really wish i did. halfway through the video i thought you had read my mind

[@StruttinStrayCat]

j.dirte - Umm... he wasn’t saying he wasn’t into the jokes, he was quoting the last joke.

[@curtisc2581]

Strawberries!

[@taralees995]

Definitely top 10 favorite comedians for me! Love a physical comic!

[@terrijohnson6549]

great impressionist and storyteller

[@YouthEnergy]

Gotta love the description. "Brian talks about food and labels, and food labels.

[@bethwiggins9385]

No more happiness!!! So, I was stuck with all these "juice people!"

[@erikjohnloza]

Brian can talk about anything and make you laugh. He's great.

[@joshdiditt]

His brother Denis Regan had a GREAT stand up on Dry Bar comedy.

[@Nintentional]

Jim Carrey + Will Farrell = Brian Regan

[@ThomasPBlack]

none not Wedding Crashers?? Cmon now

[@luckyhappyman3195]

lol perfect

[@virginiasanchez4614]

+ Val Kilmer

[@DancingSpiderman]

I like the faces and the voices he uses, it makes the character more silly. Brian Regan is excellent at doing a clean yet belly-laffable comedy set!

[@kaylaruthhall38]

This is so funny

[@ddl74]

Who could dislike this? He's one of the best comedians.

[@stagelinedpro]

Cranchops actually sounds good.

[@razbodian555]

Or nanachops

[@SwankeyMonkey]

Cran-Mayo on a thick coldcut sandwich is incredible.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

"Cran-chops" has lived on in my head for years.

[@davidwiliamson7251]

this guys funny , clever,

[@supermetroid009]

I know Long time fans have already knew this but forgive me cuz im new to him...But what makes him funny is that He's so animated and Whacky it just cracks you up.lord one of the best.

[@sentienza]

thumbs up everyone who came here from Coursera :)

[@crisyorke1328]

sentienza What course was that?

[@moabfool]

Cran-chops are amazing! We have a cranberry chicken recipe that the whole family loves and I'm sure it would work for pork chops. -3 or 4 chicken breast halves, sliced in 3 or 4 pieces -1 can of whole berry cranberry sauce -French salad dressing (bottle) -1 packet of onion soup mix (cheapest, generic is best) -preheat oven to 350°f -Place the cut chicken flat in a 9x13 baking dish -sprinkle the onion soup over the chicken -in a separate bowl stir up the cranberry sauce and spread over the chicken -pour the French dressing evenly on top. Use 2/3 to 3/4 of the bottle. Using too much dressing will retain moisture and make the dish watery instead of saucy. -bake uncovered for 30 to 40 minutes or until chicken internal temperature reaches 165°f -serve with baked potatoes or rice.

[@gamezob]

Gotta get crackin' banana man

[@Drratburn]

wow dude, i love that comment, when I hear that a comedian I enjoy can entertain families, it just puts a smile on my face.

[@ISzach]

The dislikes are people that only eat two fig newtons

[@AsifPunjabi]

Brian Regan and Dave Chappelle are two Comedy Legends. Different styles but both are the best at what they Do !

[@aidendamien]

It's almost like he's trying not to laugh while he's telling this stories. Ha. Good stuff.

[@terranax]

This is probabaly my favourite comedian!!! I hope he makes more!!!

[@Faisal-ek4ij]

"Fig newton shavings" loool 🤣😆

[@odgreez2004]

man you gotta respect a comedian who's this funny and dosen't curse. very rare...

[@JohnyComeLately]

Mmmmm cran-chops

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

I used to have some of his stand up on my old ipod...miss that thing he's hilarious!

[@ElliesWorld]

Coursera, anyone? :D

[@lisetgeluk6044]

Yes! :D

[@ellieleingel]

Yep

[@mariacristaltr]

Yes mam. :)

[@lokus2000]

yes

[@pifanida]

yes!

[@lxtrx]

2019 anyone?

[@moncorp1]

Whoever the salesman is for cranberries does a great job......Why don't you back off Cran Man

[@preppy49288]

"fig newton shavings comin off the side" "MAN THESE BANNANAS ARE GOOD"-BR

[@dragjamon]

omg I'm drinking cran mango right now

[@anneres]

I love how Brian always keeps his jokes PG :D LOLZ Brian Regan rocks my world!!!!!! :D