Brian Regan at the improv

Short clip about pop tarts.

[@snappy72761]

"If you gotta zap fry your pop tarts.... you might wanna loosen up your schedule!" This guy is a classic!

[@supersesqui]

Brian has got it cracked ! Body language, facial expressions and seriously well crafted sketch. just about perfect.

[@SirDeanosity]

His comedic choreography and voice acting is genius.

[@CowboyBebop262]

"I don't want to be waking up and eating in three seconds. Put em in, DING! It's late, I got to get out of here! If you're waking, eating, and hauling in three seconds, you're booking yourself too tight." LOL. I love Brian Regan. Freaking funny as hell.

[@moviedog1]

Through the years I have watched this and every time it's just as funny.

[@oriono.o4161]

the alarm goes off EEEEEERRRRRR put em in DING IT'S LATE I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! lmao, that killed me

[@juliettewarlord]

No matter how many times I see this it always cracks me up!

[@MamboMick]

Best Part : "Step 3 of Pop-Tarts Instructions" : "Hey, are you actually still reading this ???"

[@AmericanRamen]

"I see where they're goin' with this" LOL

[@beauteefulbrunette]

o boyyy... the first i saw of this man was the whole 'i walked on the moon' dvd. i laughed so hard. i watched it with my family and i gotta tell you, it's so hard to find a good comedian you can watch with your family without getting all uncomfortable because every other word is beeped out and everything that isn't beeped out is all about sex and getting high.. i really appreciate him standing up for clean comedy, it really is the best kind. this is my thanks to brian!!!!!

[@reh629]

ive seen this a million times and my stomach hurt everytime watching.

[@zebedeezing4181]

*HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!*

[@kakyocrack729]

OwO Jotaro-kun

[@user-dl2uf4ef1d]

@MaKayla Crow :|

[@mamaofIII]

Anyone who loves to laugh, but didn't think there was such thing as a clean stand up comedian...here he is!!! This guys is hilarious AND clean!! This skit is on making poptarts. If you need a good laugh, this will do it!!

[@luke2042]

"If you're waking, eating and hauling in 3 seconds, you're booking yourself too tight". The best line.

[@stiffupperlip4]

This just gets more funny every time I see it. Not many comedians can do that.

[@crazymered1]

Awesome! I love him! He is SO funny and SO clean! Good for the whole family!!!

[@BobMarleyAD]

"Where Banging on all cylinders now." haha

[@APA2Channel]

109 people need to loosen up their schedule

[@clarencekeller7684]

ROFL!!

[@samstrong6921]

145 people now.

[@storm1199]

158 now

[@thisguysalazar4847]

160

[@moviedog1]

165 now

[@thebenstenator]

my friend tried microwaving for 3 seconds, it doesnt do anything... but i love how all of bryan regans stuff is so true... i love it!

[@tomitstube]

brilliant reading of the directions, "i see where they're going with this." the way he keeps looking at the pop tarts... "they're reading toaster directions, you're going to throw the 'vertical' concept at them?"

[@SoooJokes]

We're bangin' on all cylinders now!

[@BronzeEleven]

The 1st time I saw this bit I thought he was exaggerating a little, but I later looked at the pop tart box and I couldn't believe it, he's exactly right! He isn't exaggerating at all lol

[@raspberrypearlvoice]

*checks poptart box* whoa!!! it does say "microwave on high for 3 seconds" xD lol

[@paigebennett5063]

He is brilliant. Love it. I love pop tarts.

[@broncofjg]

How do I get that goodness in me. "Hey are you still reading this" LMAO

[@rippinandtearin1]

Saw Brian's show in person a few years ago. The back of my neck was in pain from laughing so hard.

[@getalife000]

Was eating poptarts and thought of this joke. Still funny years later.

[@darkstarofmars]

Still one of the greatest bits of all time

[@douglas35nc]

the best stand-up comedy skit of all time!

[@UnionKid15]

Simply hilarious, Brian Regan is the man!!

[@stiffupperlip4]

By far my favorite comedian.

[@DragonSniper7]

"what the!" "How do i get that goodnies in me" hahahahaha

[@quincyjohns2112]

still one of my all time favorites

[@adamcravets5408]

Brian is so much more funny with video. His physical additions to his comedy are the fruity filling in the pastry.

[@jimmyboy131]

Filling...pastry...pop tarts...I see where you're going with this!

[@paulberthold932]

I thought of this bit today because I opened a canned good, and there were instructions on the lid. One. Pull up the tab. Two. Pull the lid back. It provided an alternate instruction of using a can opener instead if desirable.

[@hamtaro844]

"alarm goes off ENNNG, put em in DING MUNCH AND IM OUTTA HERE!" i love that part XD

[@twiwonder]

just the way he SAYS poptarts makes me laugh

[@Dilemma998]

"Alarm goes off, NYAA put em in, DING, OH, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"

[@pummelhead]

this is one of the best and funniest brian regan things

[@ANeonTiger]

Wow, the technology behind heating up a Pop Tart in the microwave hasn't changed in the last 5 years! AMAZING!

[@jamesbrownell5616]

Another 5 years later, we're still eating and hauling in 3 seconds.

[@richis2fast4u]

My favorite comedian by far. Regan is the best.

[@thegreatzachattack1770]

I never even knew there were directions because I never even bothered to look on the back XD

[@zanetrefield]

I do need to loosen up my schedule but I love this video!

[@WinslowLeach1974]

The real funny thing is that it's a pretty good point. Who needs Pop Tarts in three seconds? Loosen up your schedule! Brian Regan is the best

[@caitfrann]

"how do i get this goodness in me?!?!"

[@Gray.Karen333]

The people who disliked this video are the ones who had to consult the poptart directions.

[@Artchick1972]

Love him!

[@CartoonFreakMan]

This video is so funny, Brian Regan is the best.

[@Eric-2720]

just got saw him in Syracuse about 30 minutes ago for the second time please come back brian.

[@DEEninetysix]

52 people couldn't get that goodness in them

[@matthewmoritz7788]

how can 138 people not like this comedian he absolutely hilarious

[@JohnDoe-rb4yz]

Pure Gold..!!!😂😂😂

[@andrielisilien]

that brain overload explosion was my favorite - love immitating that

[@worldhistoryteacher]

He's right about the Pop Tart directions. ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91ta3N772vL._SL1500_.jpg

[@ChildOfThe80z]

Love love love love love him.

[@nikkirei21]

Haha this is so funny, the other day I was stoned and I actually read the directions on the pop tarts box. It was a journey.

[@jlp0719]

i love this guy

[@Porter2613]

"What the...how do i get that goodness in me?!" Hahahah!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[@hannahlorraine6338]

I'm seeing him in 3 weeks

[@TrifoldproductionsOrg]

this guy is something else!!!

[@lilypadgirl21]

omg this guy is soooo funny...... i watched it like a million times and still laugh!!! XD

[@Minnesotan114]

WE'RE BANGIN ON ALL CYLINDERS NOW

[@debracongram2109]

Just a fantastic routine.

[@BeardBeerCigar]

too funny; love this guy...

[@rbc411]

this guy is hilarious i love him

[@nsh_gaming5195]

. . I'm so lazy that I just eat the Pop-Tarts without doing anything. . xD

[@snowstorm02]

NSH_Gaming me too!😂😂

[@BlueFinch]

“Go ahead… toast ‘em.”

[@HPFan11]

My frienmds got me hooked on his comedy routines whenm she had me watch Stupid in schoo. Hilarious!

[@mightywhitey718]

This guys hysterical. "Eat more fruit. Pop Tarts, nice thin layer on there".

[@alexvmusic5696]

".....you're gonna throw the vertical concept at them? " Hysterical.

[@SoulSlayer95]

Brian regan is the best comedian to walk this earth

[@cmb593]

brian regan is the funniest comic ever.

[@TzM3Gamer]

Haha. This is hilarious!

[@SKYDORMER]

i love the way he says pop tarts

[@MistaChubbz.]

We're banging on all cylinders now...lol

[@Paolo-qe7lc]

My family thought I was crazy when I said you can microwave pop tarts

[@getthepapersgetthepapers]

HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?? XD

[@RockMySox32]

"How do I get that goodness in me???"

[@pavichokche]

Wow, I was eating a pop-tart while watching this, and saw the instructions on the box. 5 years later they're EXACTLY THE SAME ! You're supposed to heat it for 3 seconds, but then let it 'cool' for a minute.

[@jerridan2003]

lol we're bangin' on all cylinders now!

[@misterdecker7875]

3 seconds- I don’t think I wanna wake up and be eaten in three seconds

[@LizHappened]

2:18 OMG, that was RICH XD "ahhh..ahh BOOOVV!!"

[@misterdecker7875]

I see where they’re going with this

[@skjeldsen2012]

0:25 The guy that yells yeah at the poptarts directions(:

[@pen-ju-in9810]

I don’t toast my pop tarts

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

Many car manuals actually tell you *how to start the vehicle.* I'm thinking if you don't know how to do that then you do NOT need to be driving this 2 ton beast!

[@skybluemarshall]

I use a lot of lines from movies and comedy routines at work. The younger guys probably don't recognize most of my jokes. When reading and performing a new mechanical procedure, I sometimes do part of this bit. "I see where there goin with this. We're banging on all cylinders now!"

[@gc241]

Great Comic!!

[@KeekeeKarin5]

OMG this is probably one of the most funniest I've seen! Number 1 remove pastry from pouch. Number 2 insert pastry... VERTICALLY... ahhh uhh, *BOOM! xD

[@Trashket]

57 ppl mincrowaved a poptart in a microwave on high for 4 seconds

[@daddydj83]

lol i love this, hillarious

[@ooklah23]

EPIC.

[@whoakaela]

i love that he doesnt have to cuss or talk about sex or racism to be funny

[@AmafelElf92]

45 people needed the toaster instructions....

[@laughxoften]

elementary school called... they want that joke back.

[@laurenpedersen9827]

lol favorite part oo were banging on all cylinders now!

[@KoshVader]

I haven't had a pop tart in eight years!!! GIVE ME A POP TART DAMMIT!

[@vraptor1234]

Omg I was laughing to hard.

[@broadwaybeautiful12]

cant stop laughing!! :3

[@searats20]

LOL Awesome!