My dad's insane lore: Ok so my dad was working for a company that made a lot of Hollywood productions, music videos & ads so here's the most insane lore from it: •He worked on Pinocchio 3000, which was produced by Michael Jackson. A few years ago, I learned that MICHAEL FREAKING JACKSON came down to my dad's office a few times •He worked on Britney Spears' Toxic MV & Adele's Hello MV •He worked on the Apple ads starring TAYLOR SWIFT (my own dad met my favorite singer twice wtf😭💀) •He worked on the X-Men movies & Jennifer Lawrence used to SHOWER IN HIS OFFICE (BRO💀) •He also worked with Blink-182 at some point Other insane lore: My dad has always played the drums & used to play drums. He once played with The Interupters & he knew the members of Simple Plan (they went to college together)

I told my mum when she said we drunk and she said, "Yeah ik" But I'm trans She was mad chill ab it

My mom had to Break my Minecraft Disc to Stop me from Playing

You are genuine and the fans know this❤❤

😭 Me learning that once my dad got into a fight with a guy on crutches, after the guy harassed my mom, and knocked the man's crutch outta his hand causing him to crash into the ground-

But only if my life gets so bad that I want to die

Yeah, I will probably die skydiving with no parachute or idk

AAAHHH MANDELA CATALOGUE, THOSE TRAUMAS😊

My grandma told me the story of how I went missing briefly when I was little and then proceeded to pop a piece of chocolate in her mouth and call it crackers. (For the record she was loopy from sleep)

なぜ私レックスはいますか？私はクールですいいえいいえ、お願いしますうすへ

Smokee, i accept you as my mentor. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

check the corner I dug a hole out

*Pjsk players*

Normal dude experiences

YOU HATE THE SONIC MOVIES????????????????

I believe emos are attractive when they have muscle or they are a twink

Thats why she was your ex bestfwend

potassium permangate is the best hear me out our society has created thus far

I genuinely .cant. blame You

my dad climbed an actual mountian and was the first one to finish I WAS AT WAFFLE HOUSE THAT TIME

My dad shot his friend on accident when he was 15

Yeah found out recently my grandfather would sneak out after midnight and race climb the old metal electric towers. Also this is one of the reasons why I want to have kids so I can just drop the lore of my screwed up life randomly when they're 20 years old lol

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i think its me i set my birth year to 1940 and it actually did like tf..

MY MOM TOLD ME MY DADS MOM DIED WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND I WAS LIKE… WHAT??????? HE NEVER TOLD ME AND WHY DO I FOUND THAT OUT FROM MY OWN MOTHER AND NOT HIM😭🙏

Yep, my old man does this. Some examples: - the beer bottle wars in the military housing he stayed in while in basic. - stealing golfballs out of the creek and getting chased off the course with his buddies

For me, it was my mom’s friend lol. She was all kinds of crazy as a kid.

My dad had his birthday in the amazonian forest

My dad told me that he beat the $hit out of his bully's and they looked like they got attacked by a tiger... YOUR NOW TELLING ME THIS?!

My dad is trying to become a rapper A couple years ago he recently told me that one of the songs was based off of me

that's why karkat is a mutant

My dad once told me that he set fireworks off inside a phonebox and the debris hit the wires of one of those wooden electric poles

Wait until you learn about Ophiuchus 😂

At the time of watching this I have a fever

Sounds like something my girlfriend would do 💀

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU

My dad just about dropped a house on his brother.

U didn't create it my family has been playing for years

my dad used to sneak through a htel gate to swim at a pool

Are you a boy or a girl

my dad told me his bank he worked at got robbed, my sister also told me he's done cocaine

Was that narp pee I heard?

Firstly your gay secondly I’m happy I’m in Britain

My dad saw someone getting picked on by like 3 other men so he stepped in and got his ear bitt off. He told me and the most random time😭

My B-Day month!!! Big fan SmkeeBee

So true

This but it’s my mom

When I was a kid i broke a door of my hinges, Me and my sister broken the door of my dads safe, And on many occasions i carried my entire bed into a different and i slept under it.

And yk what else is massiv3?

My dad used to steal gold when he was in his 20s. Best part is he told me this in a drive to tbe grocery store of all times.