Flirting Fun With Psychopaths!

[@triple-AAA-battery]

Smokee is 100% the main character with the amount of people in love with them that don’t even bother to learn their name lol

[@aceofspades8474]

She almost sounds like an SCP at this point, causes infatuation in people while having a name that cannot be remembered or known.

[@triple-AAA-battery]

@@aceofspades8474 Wait you have a point-

[@Blind_Eye046]

@@triple-AAA-battery Ah jeez. I don't really have the energy to call someone about this, so I'm just gonna slowly walk away.

[@triple-AAA-battery]

@@Blind_Eye046 ??? Brain not comprehend plz explain when you have more energy

[@Portahooty]

The same thing happened to my sister Edit: she has been misnamed so much that she responds to other names like they’re her own out of habit

[@TheOriginalEscapist]

This weird flirt happened during middle school: So me and my research partner were researching praying mantises and we all know that the female praying mantis bites the male's head off after that. So I was talking about it and writing down until... "I'm gonna bite your head off," I didn't know what to do so I said "Thanks," and continued on. God I just missed a relationship.

[@theodoregrambeII]

Relationship goals.

[@ScribbleSpark]

*Smokee naming all of the people who flirted with her after science elements is absolutely amazing to me 💀💀*

[@elementgermanium]

And they all fit too- thallium is highly toxic

[@GigiD014]

@@elementgermanium and it can kill you slowly or fast? because Ti was going to poke her with a knife and that can kill you in one wrong way

[@laraschroeder5195]

She has no chemistry with any of them 🫰👉✨

[@OneHundredFiftyTwo]

I think it's a joke with zero chemistry

[@samiraroseblood455]

yeah that's funny

[@alejandratmsi7449]

She thinks saying “no sorry I don’t wanna date” is mean but “get your nasty head off my pillow” is not and that’s hilarious to me she’s the funniest EVER

[@elementgermanium]

I love the elemental naming theme for these people. Sodium + Chlorine = salt, and Chlorine is toxic. Thallium is VERY toxic and can be lethal even in small quantities. As a chemistry nerd I am way too happy about this.

[@gabrielbeaver1220]

Same

[@DefinetlynotItanji]

Haha nerd quit inhaling SiH2Cl2 and go touch some grass

[@wildfire8910]

Fr

[@the_marketplace407]

There’s no way this was on purpose but also no way it wasn’t on accident

[@londonnelson7359]

No, you’re happy enough

[@Pseudo548]

1:10 i agree. Touching anyone’s pillows is certain to make them rethink their life.

[@aubreycarrington]

I think that we can all agree that we want more of these awesome, bigger videos!

[@Luna-we4yc]

yeeee

[@amandalewis8460]

Yes

[@abusafiya8610]

go eat a cow man

[@carolynbeard9370]

YESSS

[@itsmeghee4895]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@misterabcnew2888]

3:50 So Yanderes are real? Either a yandere or a... What's the word?... Masochist?... Yeah Masochist... Or sadistic

[@desmo394]

How the fuck did you not know that Yandere's are real? Sorry, that was rude. But seriously😭

[@megthefrostdragon]

I genuinely hope Thallium is in prison somewhere for that stunt- and I wish you luck in your future dating endeavors

[@Rat_Is_Sleepy]

Bro did become a full on yandere like 💀

[@shadowthedemonicwolf4410]

A yandere is what thallium was

[@GlitchyGrowlithe]

Hope mans got some much needed therapy

[@classysnek9210]

This is why ypu always carry a knife

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

Bro is some sort of yandere.

[@Macaronigoats-]

4:03 A YANDERE HAS APPEARED! MAKE YOUR MOVE…AWAYYYY

[@nicholasnaottunna4141]

AH CRAP

[@wolf_angie474]

lol-

[@saksefon681]

*run*

[@Rat_Is_Sleepy]

Smokee got so much rizz, she even attracts psychopaths.

[@Shhhhh183]

💀💀💀

[@angelcakesgacha]

💀💀💀 (this is going to be a chain now)

[@kab43]

nuh uh

[@LilMewwOfficial]

💀💀💀

[@BluAru]

💀💀💀

[@drktwr19]

I guess you could say that those moments of bad flirting were fairly "periodic" 😂

[@Ireallydislikehandles]

*insert laugh track here*

[@Joner_18]

no

[@TheMasterGamer69420]

Ba dum tss

[@caritucker78]

3:57 bro basically said "dOn'T lEaVe Me SeNpI"

[@Kxuo]

This is the literally most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. The way that she voice acts her characters in different voices, the way that it’s a longer video… AMAZING

[@couldnt_find_a_name]

0:28 “oH hE jUSt liKEs YOu, … nuh uh”

[@Subject_R_Official]

Relatable

[@robbertadams9596]

It's always the height of my day when smokeebee uploads

[@SillyLittlePookie]

FOR REAL

[@squidgamersquidgamer5273]

Ye

[@Stolasupremecy]

3:23 he took headbutting lessons from smokebee

[@randomgirl-og8ww]

I can relate to the middle-school experience of someone telling you their friend likes you. I am currently in middle-school and I'm openly out as aro-ace on the side of the spectrum where I onlh love people platonicly (only reason why people think me and my friend aren't dating) and as a joke random people I've talked to once or twice for school reasons come up to me and tell me their friend likes me, I say something like "no thanks" or "I'm not interested" and continue my day, but this is a DAILY thing and some people from other grades who are friends of friends of friends have started doing this and it sucks. Also quick side note: my school is very accepting to the lgbtqia+ community as we are in an accepting area, like half the students are lgbtqia+, and we have a program for lgbtqia+ students to chill out. I'm just the only aro-ace person there and I came out this year so kids want to play around to see my reactions to stuff.

[@garlicbreadwarlock6054]

As a fellow aro/ace allow me to say I’m sorry you have to deal with that even if it’s a joke I imagine it must be quite annoying hopefully it’ll stop soon.

[@randomgirl-og8ww]

@@garlicbreadwarlock6054 thank you, also I'm hoping it stops before high-school because the kids doing it still act like 2nd graders and they should mature a bit by then and hopefully stop.

[@lylithesmerayAKI]

❤

[@THATAroSpecWallet]

Our pfp's almost match omg

[@randomgirl-og8ww]

@@THATAroSpecWallet omg, they do!

[@psykhosev]

The most psychopathic flirt I recieved... and it worked and led to my favourate ex was "Why are you damn cute? I'm either going to kiss you cause you're cute or punch you so you look like sh**" She punched me... right in the eye. And just to note, she was a rough biker tomboy so that punch had weight in it. Then she freaked out and said "Oh f***... I gave him brain damage" after I said "why did that feel hot" and she left. I just lay there on the floor thinking "Why am I suddenly more attracted to her... f it I'm gonna ask her out" and asked her out the next day. Got her attention by winking at her with my black eye. Edit: Just to add we knew eachother on a 1st name basis at this point, and were friends for 2 months. I met her when I fell over in a stupid way which she found hilarious, and we just bonded into friends like after an hour of talking... still miss her

[@theodoregrambeII]

_Oh my god-_

[@Buggyon_pawzz]

Bro rlly pulled put ank entire wattpad story

[@s7z7gy]

aint no way he did a tomboy romance

[@doggycatalan]

Bro please stop talking to her. Seriously that girl is a red flag 💀

[@psykhosev]

​​@@doggycatalan Actually, complete opposite of a red flag and was the one person who made me feel special for a long time. And I dated her. Her friends though were the definition of red flags. Pretty much forced her to be someone she didn't want to be, and were the ones who'd cheer and parade if she acted tough, judging if she wasn't. And those "friends" of hers also forced her to cut ties with me after I confessed I wanted to marry her. Aparrently that was stepping WAAAY over the line to where the friends HAD to get involved. Like yeah she was a Psycho... a sweet Psycho who had a heart of gold at times. And we were eachothers anchors at being better. I was always more confident around her, she was more soft around me.

[@Cheese..]

Thallium deadass went psycho yandere in the span of like 3 minutes 💀💀💀

[@NormanBlakeTTV]

something similar happened to me once. I was hanging out with some friends once and one of my friends brought some of his other friends who i had never met before. we were messing around in an old, creepy looking house we found in a local park nearby my city. long story short, one of my friends other friends started acting a little weird and began to play with three pocket knives he had collected and one of MY friends kicked him off his feet and stole his knives because he was trying to f'king stab him and me. (I also want to note that the friend who stole those knives and saved me is now my boyfriend so, yay me!)

[@crazayhounddog]

0:33 *dear david moment*

[@FavoriteClown]

*Yes.*

[@FluffGoob]

You just unlocked a core memory for me lol

[@LilBigJosiah]

Me when a shelf falls on my head

[@TheMorningstar64]

Me when I shit my pants

[@samalass466]

One tine I had an online friend, whom I didn't like too much in retrospect as he was very pushy and beggy (begging me for digital things in a video game, nothing serious) Several years after we lost contact he randomly hit me up again out of the blue and begged me to be his gf even after I told him I was taken, just begged like a toddler asking for candy. Fun times.

[@marp_625]

You should make longer animated stuff more often, you have a good art style and tell funny stories.

[@Carrot_Idiot]

3:22 Smokee bee: alright, bye! Thallium: **running at smokee bee faster than the speed of light** Smokee bee: Ạ̷̝͛̏A̷̢̖̎̀̍́̾̀̇͛A̷̡̦̥̗̍̓̃̂͘À̴̛̗̝̥͐̈̆̄̾Ă̷̛̙̝̥̂̚ͅẢ̴̞̺̮̱̯͇̪̳A̶̩̼͔̞͌̀͑͝Ā̴̛͈̟̥͙̰̬̝̆̒̀̆͘͜A̷͖͗̀̋̋̀Ḁ̶̪̭̙̮͒̉̈́̉̃̏͘A̴̢̭͈͙̦̜͙͒͂̈́̾͗̅Ä̷̢̭̮̝̠̝́́̕A̵̢̨̯͉͕̘͔͗̇͂̃̊͊̚̚͜A̴̛̖̮̫̺͇̝̭̾̑͂́͌͆̕͜A̸̡͉͉̲̱̟͙̥̾͂̉̊͛̄̕Ä̶̧̡̫̻͚̭̼̠́́͛̐̉̂̈Ä̶̛̖́͌͋̂̽A̷̡̼͎̾͛̔̏͜A̴̡̨̪͖̫͚͋̅̋̈́̈̕͠A̷̢̫͕̦̩̟̰͆̐̓́̄̀̓A̸̼̞̱̻̼̲͔̬͋͛͒̊̚A̶̢̛̝̤͚͚͍̰Ä̴̢̜̥́̈́̃͑͗Ą̶̲̬͇̙̬̌͌́̈́̓̍͠͝Ä̶̩͔̤̺̯̹́̃͠

[@peskysniper0831]

i dont know why, but i find you SO relatable. almost everything you said in your shorts also happend to me!!

[@abusafiya8610]

truly so!

[@carolynbeard9370]

Minus almost

[@squidgamersquidgamer5273]

Most of the time for me too

[@CreWool]

...should i be concerned?

[@carolynbeard9370]

@@CreWool no

[@tomaskermitproductions541]

My jaw actuly dropped with the last story thank god their was another person to help you

[@mintyandjazmine]

4:11 if someone did that to me i would break down crying because id be scared out my socks

[@papergacha9538]

1:58 u know, that happened to me too, my friend whom I've known for like 2 years was like what if we fake dated to annoy this other guy we both hated but still hang out with him, said yes, and it never fails to make me laugh at how funny being in a call with both of em is. At least he asks for permission in private before doing a bold move. It's still funny

[@katiecooks13]

I feel this so hard. People are constantly trying to flirt with me and then get upset when I don't reciprocate it lol. I literally have a girl who just today told me that if her girlfriend doesn't work out, we should go on a date.

[@glitchmaker010]

Remember kids, if you're going to threaten and psychologically scar people, at least learn their name

[@turquoise_rosecat]

The third person is literally yandere fr 😭💀

[@CrayRT]

Time for a storytime animator Era of Smokee. LETS GOOOO

[@Blitz-.-]

i have so many good (by good i mean terrible) flirting stories a couple years ago i was working in a kitchen, and this guy, we'll call him Cherry, started working there a few months after i did. Cherry and i were flirting hardcore and thought about going out, but besides the fact that we were coworkers, and he was my boss's cousin, i was also only 19 at the time, and when he found out, he was like "woah, i dont wanna date someone thats barely an adult." which good on him for the bare minimum ig. Later this other guy who we'll call Anakin started working there as well. Me and Anakin started making fast friends, but after the whole Cherry situation, i wasnt about to date him. Me, Cherry, and Anakin actually ended up making a decent friend group. That is until i was working the closing shift alone. Cherry was the last person to leave besides me, and right before he left, he came up behind me and grabbed me and whispered in my ear "I love you." before walking away like nothing happened. The days after that, i decided not to make a huge deal about it, but wasn't exactly comfortable being alone with him. During this time, me and Anakin started hanging out outside of work more often as friends, and Cherry found out about it and got super jealous and lost his shit. Like at first he was just being kinda moody and petty, and it ended in him straight up telling Anakin that he was useless and couldnt do anything without me. The boss noticed him shouting and asked what was up, and he straight up said "fuck you" to the boss.

[@RunnernGunner24]

Oh wow what a crazy story you got

[@justarock4085]

1:38 competitive overwatch makes me want to tear my skin off

[@robertramsey4929]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@_laziest]

“Yeahhhhh… that incredibly hypothetical and not real situation would be very humorous

[@kab43]

She has unspoken rizz, she should just keep it unspoken 💯💯💯💯

[@Neon_Skull72]

my first step of falling in love is learning their name. then see their looks, under stand how they act, listen to their voice, fall in love with the person in question. Lovely drawings and fanart I believe, they look cooler then the eyes I draw!

[@poespetraven]

Personally, I’d love to see more longer videos like this. But either way, your videos are still great and hilarious. Keep up the great work!

[@The_Toast_Guy]

2:18 DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BADTIME

[@popscotchm8862]

but 0:40 actually happened to me one time when i was eating lunch

[@TheAutisticFrog]

omg me too. One of the antivaxx girls I don’t like said “**name** has crush on you” like, ok? i have a crush on no one. I’ve NEVER had a crush. And apparently that’s not normal, so i’m thinking i MAY be aro, but i’ll wait school out, cuz that might be it

[@nuhuh_Minecraft]

3:47 normal day character ai

[@syloanimates]

I like this so much ! Keep the storytimes coming please

[@butterflygamer15]

4:04 this was giving major “why are you blinking so much?” vibes

[@_Nebby_]

I like how she names the people after chemicals and substances

[@vahlokdodov8436]

Bro really said: *Flirtaciously holds you at knifepoint*

[@friendlytankcannon7952]

3:26 “here I come mother trucker”

[@Sara-535]

NO BUT THE SECOND GIRL IS LEGIT MY FRIEND SHE DID THAT TO *ME* AND YOU MADE ME REMEMBER A POINT IN TIME I DIDNT WANT TO REMEMBER 😭

[@misowithjade]

I felt this video on a spiritual level (I have chronic no-bitches)

[@SillyLittlePookie]

Same (i am the chronic no bitch)

[@SmokeeBee]

I get bitches. Just ones that want to stab me :(

[@maddy6805]

I think i might rather get no bitches than be stabbled lmao. Did he actually like hurt you with it?

[@SillyLittlePookie]

@@SmokeeBee damn. Now if that was me id be into tha-

[@maddy6805]

@@SillyLittlePookie Hol up💀

[@0ffic1alZara]

2:20 YOUR VOICE I’m DYING

[@Blind_Eye046]

The pshychopath one.. I can't tell if I'd be horrified, flattered, or maybe an unequal mix of "OH DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING NONONONONO-" "oh okay this is fine" "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" "Oh so we're going this direction?~ ;)" "(Distantly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" EVERY FLIGHT OR FIGHT RESPONCE.

[@AmathystDragons]

4:33 that was funny😂

[@ChocolateNoob]

1:23 you haven't told us your name yet right? well i'll say, that looks an awful lot like Hannah. That's your name isn't it smokee? or should i say... HANNAH!

[@CanZand7SM]

im pretty sure that says "Hannah" written in bootleg times new roman

[@ChocolateNoob]

@@CanZand7SM ye i know... thats what i said. you high?

[@CanZand7SM]

@@ChocolateNoob when i wrote that reply you had a typo and it read "dlannah"

[@ChocolateNoob]

@@CanZand7SM naaaaaaaw, that didnt happen

[@CanZand7SM]

@@ChocolateNoob yeah... sure...

[@Subject_R_Official]

Nurse: Oh he just likes youu! Smokee: . . . NÜÛH ÜH.

[@Dadood.]

Bro thought he was a yandere

[@wolf_angie474]

@BraxleyCopelandin this sense he was being a yandere by basically threatening her with a knife in a “flirtatious” way

[@charmialoupulacan6653]

@@Dadood. True

[@gamers.inc28]

Smokee is the rizzler fr, master in the art of the rizzard

[@acesinger6092]

3:52 Nah bro that’s a straight up horror movie right there. Also 3:35 is freaking hilarious

[@admirallazuli]

Young Smokee without a mask feels kinda weird... And yet normal

[@klemontyme]

SmokeeBee making a Dear David reference?!?!? 0:34

[@nmmkunst]

2:25 pull out a six shooter and blast m

[@laserduck6149]

Funnily enough, thalium is pretty dangerous

[@FvsYT1399]

3:51 really cracked me up

[@TheAutisticFrog]

1:18 eh, lesbians DO have love at first sight

[@TheAutisticFrog]

@pocketsthecultleader3114 lol

[@funperson7491]

love at first heard

[@holahola-ym1xv]

@@funperson7491 blind and deaf lesbians:😐

[@linamabanza4865]

How do u animate

[@eisaalmohannadi2296]

Hi 👋

[@LoKiPistolShrimp]

Smokee is so funny with these, this has happened to me and trust me when I say this, all you gotta do is quietly laugh to yourself then compliment the other person then leave, you leave them blushing and not knowing what to do about it, btw I love your content❤❤

[@formerlytheletterj]

okay help- why is it that at 0:51 it’s so relatable 😭😭. At night at Girl Scout camp my new friend had just ASKED ME OUT. 😭😭. Like what the- anyways I ignored her for the rest of the camp💀

[@fairyfairyfairy]

I love how all of the people who have flirted with smokeebee didn't even know her name.

[@alec--]

0:49 something similar has happened to me at a school field trip to a day camp in 4th or 5th grade- (story -->) i got paired with this girl in my group for an activity (let's call her star bc yes ;-;) and when we found each other for the activity, she started asking me questions like "Would you rather date your ex or your enemy?" and then she just wouldn't stop holding my hand and stuff. when i tried to go talk to my other friends, she would just come up to me and be like "Hey you wanna come over here and talk with me" (i can't really remember the stuff that she said since this was a long time ago) and completely just pull me away from my other friends. she was very clingy to me when we got time to talk and play around in an activity. my other friends in my group could probably see the fear on my face 😭 i'm not sure if this really is signs of love or not but if it isn't please tell me lmao

[@Piegkoal]

The summer camp one was probably a punishment game for them

[@tvhead0104]

That last guy is 100% a yandere

[@KaylaMoont]

Once in middle school, my entire school was obsessed with these little plastic ducks, some guy through one out a window at me when i was getting off the bus 2 days in a row, i was very confused, i could only find the one from the first day, while the other got lost in the snow, his name was clementine and i still have him on my desk, no idea if he was flirting or not, but I seemed like it at the time

[@woodyniile]

yeah, my flirting stories are quite something too. Don't rememeber a flirty knife guy tho, yet

[@LeoTheLegoEater]

0:12 "I have W rizz"

[@not_Dave26]

SmokeeBee Love/Flirt Storys in a nutshell: Someone wants to be her girl/boyfriend. Smokee gets upset and somehow gets out of it. Now comes the plot twist: The person didn't know her name.

[@Kess-q1y]

Nahhh if anyone says “he hit you js bc he likes you!,!1!1!1” I’m throwing hands NO MATTER who it is.

[@megthefrostdragon]

Agreed. I say we start a pledge: I pledge allegiance To the fact That "kids being kids" Is not an excuse For the way someone treats me One act of kindness and understanding Can change minds and hearts With liberty and justice for all

[@RoyTheTransKid]

Imagine someone killing somebody and then someone being like: “AWWWW THEY REALLY LIKE THEM”

[@Kess-q1y]

@@RoyTheTransKid ikr-

[@Whispy249]

2:15, SMOKEE WHATCHU HIDIN'?????

[@fluffyfloppastudios]

Oh jeez poor Smokee. Hope you’re okay and have found a better relationship :)

[@Saddaddy]

Ah yes. I too hate being flirted with at knife-point

[@vocal_z.312]

I love your vids they never fail to make me smile 😂

[@mew1086]

When I was in kindergarten, two seperate guys tried being controlling. One grabbed my wrist during recess to try to prevent me from playing with my other friends while the other tried to force me to play house with him and tried to control how I colored in a coloring book page of a gingerbread house. I understand your pain, and psychopaths are weird as hell when they like you.

[@Verycozy_avocado]

3:24 THAT SCREAM 😭😭😭👏👏👏

[@savannahsteedley4359]

Thallium: *casually whips out a knife and first with smoked with it* Me: tch, yandere much?

[@cezar6411]

0:58 damn i wish someone did that to me

[@midnightraven4574]

I like how the side characters are named after elements on a periodic table

[@Tainted_Samson]

"sodium and chlorine" The best of friends Also can't forget about thallium

[@AtolasAyaki-dh4zb]

"Sorry ladies, I'm taken💅🏻💅🏻"

[@plushgamerpro257]

na that’s slick 2:09

[@shadowharry2344]

3:34 when i avoided the girls that asked me out on a date before

[@quiorescent]

love your content!!!

[@doggycatalan]

Dear god the last story was creepy. Hopefully your ok now and also don't be afraid to get a restraining order.

[@Moony_does_stuff]

As the rizzler in my friend group, finding out someone has a crush on you is hard to take, and compliments are even harder.

[@Shwillow-ko5vt]

“Get your nasty head off of my pillow.” Had me dyinggggggg

[@jonnybushnell744]

This video was so funny have a good day Smokee!

[@LoonyLovegood87]

“That incredibly hypothetical and not real situation would be very humorous😅” got me DYINGGG 😂😂😂

[@Majoras-Pet]

I love how Smokee just names all the people after elements on the periodic table

[@xxnot_milliexx]

BUT I JUST NEED TO SAY BoxedCat THAT ART WAS BEAUTIFUL AMD ALMOST TO BEAUTIFUL FOR MY EYES😩

[@Jax__zb]

2:27 sounds like that fat man from jimmy neutron

[@SpaceAnaster]

Carl Wheezer?

[@Jax__zb]

@@SpaceAnaster yeah lol

[@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat]

1:04 wow that is really cute and determinted.

[@johannesviljoen9656]

4:58 holup lemon demon??

[@PalilaEllis]

It's the "help" that really got to me but also WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT MAN