"What if we kissed on the weird hallway bench?" I'm not saying no, but I don't think your wife would appreciate that very much.

my two favorite things about mansions: 1. the weird chairs. you're right. there's always at least one weird chair. i don't remember which celebrity it was (i THINK rihanna??), but there was an accent chair that looked like the nike swoop made of petrified wood; and if you've seen that diaper thing sumo wrestlers wear, that's about how much of your ass can fit on this chair. you'd get a wedgie and a back ache sitting on this chair. 2. they always invent Normal Living room. they have these cavernous, uncomfortable rooms that they never spend time in. they'll proudly lead the person touring to a smaller, normal sized room with soft looking couches. "that's the living room, but we actually don't really hang out in there. we sit in here most of the time! it's so cozy." the lesson here _should_ be that these houses aren't made for human living. they bought it as a status symbol and hate being in most of it. rooms this large are unpleasant to be in. it would make more sense and be an example of capitalism as intended if they bought a normal house and simply put their money back into circulation in the economy. but they don't learn that lesson. they continue to hoard their riches and assume it's a one-off. no one else has preferred a room with windows and a couch over a tomb with gold crown molding before. it's just them. they are unique.

7:48 bro, you KNOW them propellers spin slowly when you hit a switch.

If you do a sequel, check out 61 The Bridal Path in Toronto. There’s one washroom in particular that has a lot of glass/windows. 🙃 I’m shocked it’s still on the market to be honest, given who used to live there. It’s had two price drops in the last several years as well. It’s only $16,880,000CAD now! 😛

This is awesome. I am so happy that you are exploring some new formats. But to get the full experience you have to sit next to your wife while she is getting "ideas" for a renovation.

Chicagoan here: Lake Michigan looks like that like two weeks out the year.

Hmm, this one feels like a heavily rehearsed stand-up routine.

I'm forever calling them "cowboy hat couches", well done sir.

C'mon, Ryan. You'll touch the shoes. Ohhhh will you ever touch the shoes.

I died of laughter within the first couple minutes then came back and died again now I'm a ghost

Love your work Ryan it just gets better. Also thanks for referencing The Secret World of Alex Mack.

I grew up in that house back when it was just the lean-to and shrub-grass. Looks like they did some remodeling after old Uncle Chester sold it for two bits and a Wonka nut bar.

Finally some confirmation The Secret World of Alex Mack was not a mass hallucination.

You can make any subject funny and entertaining. I didn’t even know you had a second channel. I didn’t even have to look for it, finding it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Darn, the pegging video sounded neato.

PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS PLEASE

You are so good at everything you do. I kinda resent that a little bit

This makes me think of a hilarious series of videos from Jellopocalypse where they each would pretend to be a real estate agent trying to sell the most outlandish properties. While the channel has condensed all of the videos into a single one on the channel, I highly recommend that if people have time, they find the original ones as there's so many missing jokes. The constant refrain of "Are you ready to buy?" just got funnier and funnier 😂

Miss the opportunity of calling "Gym Bench" brother Johnny Bench.

Hi, professional Chicagoan here, Lake Michigan does not look that blue, that image has had its saturation increased. The lake does look really nice though, would recommend going on a walk near it. Actually, it is is probably that blue further out in the lake, forgot that we were viewing it high up.

Secret life of Alex Mac deep cut. Tell me your a Canadian millenial without telling me your a Canadian millenial

My life savings could pay for 2 weeks in that $150 million penthouse!

I found my dream home on a Japanese real estate site, only $368,000.00

this was amazing

1:44 Anyone that can afford that house will never know what a "long day" is.

Oh man....Ryan this is your new series....I'm sorry but you gotta..

Imagine buying a $100 million home and you don't even Technically own it. Imagine spending 200 million damn dollars and you don't even own the damn home! No I'm good.

So, when are you gonna do a an Ozzie Man colab?

When you have money but, can't decorate to save a life, the KZbin video

Pleeease do more of the homes for sale commentary! It's golden!😂😂😂💀

I object. Those aren't homes -- they're ostentatious displays of wealth poorly spent. Nobody lives in any of those edifices; they are just there to represent money pissed away.

Holy crap. These roasts go hard. They're cooking!

There are so many bangers in this video that to quote any would be mean to all the other great jokes.

If I ever get a house like that I definitely want Ryan to live in my shoe closet

8:52 " This statue sucks at basketball" 😂

Well that made me spit my peg out… Tea! I mean tea.

Make fun of rich people extravagences such be a trend now, they're weird

Every home owner of those homes have at least one moustache!

2:52 sounds like a fun time in tears of the kingdom

All men want to have a Huge Ackman!

In Soviet Russia, home buys you!

McMansion Science Theater 3000.

a couch made of old black PVC. hilarious . first richies made hostile architecture to torment the homeless . now they used it to torment themselves and each other 6:37

I have absolutely no idea why, but I think this is genuinely the funniest video you've ever made. Again, for no good reason at all. I giggled out loud several times. My dog looked at me funny. Imma send her to the judgey room to sort the spoons.

This video is above and beyond, I'm laughing at almost every line. Ryan George just keeps getting better

Strong odds you don't need to wait for some rich schmo to take a bath up there in order to have a naked guy looking at you while you're in central park. Pretty sure the park comes stocked with those.

Is it a goat in that room at 7:10?

My ideal home would be probably around 3k sqft. 1k for myself, between bedroom, a media room(game and video), a liberay/display room(for my book/bluray/figure collections), a attached bathroom and an attached hottub room(I do not care for jazcuzzi, but I do want a proper hottub that I can both lie and sit in) then the rest are just.... normal. I'm not a particularly social person so I don't need extras on anything else, just a lot of space for myself.

I won't let you live in my shoe closet but i will consider my shoelace closet. but its only 1500 square feet and only has one bathroom not really suitable for someone to live in.

I live just outside Dallas, and my wife and I are looking for a new home... thanks for the heads up!