Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 098: Future Trippin'

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey gang! Get episodes like this with just Ian & Jordan every week on the patreon patreon.com/beinianpod 💕

[@jonathanredman2153]

PLEASE CAN THE SCISSOR BROS EP BE RELEASED FOR FREE✂✂✂✂✂✂

[@parkerswaxmuseum3746]

The gang don't pre ..... We're here tho, kinda 😊🎉

[@hhhy9160]

I think I figured it out, the podcast is like an experimental group therapy session but for just 2 people and Ethan is the therapist that is documenting the findings.

[@shaycray7662]

Affirmative

[@nathanaelmorales760]

😂

[@michaelabon741]

To me, Ethan is like Jane Goodall 😅 he is doing research, watching for patterns, entering their habitat but does not intervene 😂😂

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

The cuts to Ethan watching them is gold.

[@scumbagdiscgolf]

Roommate heard me listening to this and asked if I was listening to an AA meeting?

[@bad1080]

it's so nice when ian visits her at the psych ward

[@tommyheel2536]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@tylerbrantner4026]

If you reframe it in your mind you can see it the other way too: Jordan visiting Ian at the psych ward. Like that illusion with the train where you can see both ways

[@DeSoto1986]

I enjoy most of the guest episodes, but the episodes with just Ian & Jordan are my favorite. Bein’ Ian is easily one of the best comedy podcasts.

[@MaTTheWish]

Mental illness is fascinating.

[@jhall900]

Same

[@jhall900]

When they do have guests, they forget that they have guest the majority of the time anyway lol

[@_beep_boop_]

This is the unhealthiest parasocial relationship I have

[@cliveowen334]

jordan's hair is unbelievably good

[@BigPubez69]

Good at what?

[@HeathaLynn13]

I think she brushed it

[@Gil3490]

racist

[@theonekeanu]

oddly amazing

[@parkerswaxmuseum3746]

Racist? Awwee.....I get it.... My culdesac. Totally racist!

[@cosmicsupermarket]

“Let her tear up the floor. This carpet is awful.” 😂 Very good

[@215NICO]

I like when yous got serious. It was encouraging to see the other side of you guys and your insecurities. Makes me feel like I’m not so alone with these thoughts n feelings.

[@D1recktor]

This has been one of my favorite pods since the beginning. But I find the only time I really make it to the very end of a whole ep is when it's just mom and dad on the couch. Blessing to all us folks with heads full of spiders.

[@FR4NKY666]

ian the only guy who pays to massage others 🤣

[@veronicagrosskurth5705]

😂

[@richardandrade9418]

Awww, as the bozos would say, "Gang, it's a family episode."

[@2sweet22besour]

Hachi Machi!!!

[@j.yahnke]

Our lil group of garbage always shows up to support!

[@scottplemel8971]

Clean living if you ask me

[@Tuddysplug.coke.notbutt]

Ian grew on me because of ayg, gotta support weird cousin😂

[@gbpackers5578]

This episode reminded me of a little jingle “Ride the horse to smelltown” 😜

[@9xqspx6]

And that would be an awesome band name too! Or just: Ride the Horse

[@sault.baggins9023]

Bein' Ian With Jordan feat. The Voices In My Head

[@ashahahaha]

Meow!

[@blackcatblues]

If Ian joins a band then that's literally all he will ever talk about Unironically

[@jamieodv]

Those band names were ass, it's destined to be terrible but I love the guy.

[@blackcatblues]

Ian is funny and seems like a good dude, and I hope he pulls himself together. But damn he makes it easy to roast him

[@ttrain45]

Unironically, that's good band name.

[@MrJosh7902]

This pod always washes all bad feeling away❤

[@theodorealston8623]

at 23:40 the dog straight up takes a drink out of the Liquid Death Can and Jordan doesnt even notice

[@shaeanemusic]

Thank you for this time stamp

[@DillyBar_666]

Guarantee she kisses that dog on the mouth daily anyway I mean I do with my dog

[@PicGirl904]

Jordan breaking out the 50 nifty song is not what I thought I needed this morning

[@JohnSmith-is8nq]

That lil dog is the cutest thing in existence.

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

It also keeps Jordan grounded and more sane. It's 100% a service dog.

[@purplevampireanime]

That's coyote! 😊

[@Downs-Indroam]

Winnie is cuter ....in a hospice patient sorta way 😅

[@nataliacasanova2467]

honestly love your guy’s vulnerability because it makes you guys that much more relatable. I’ve been experiencing so much of the same recently and it’s nice to hear people be honest and funny about it. ❤️

[@Luisrean]

I thought about clicking away but all this crab stuff kept me in

[@randallguidry3624]

I just want to thank you both for continuing to share little parts of yourself and give us the viewers, and fans therapy topics to reflect with ourselves. Ian, what you shared really hit me and I hope you know you impact your fans, aren't alone and will find that person. That journey might not be the prettiest, but if it's what you want, it's worth it.

[@MikeH7186]

This pod fills my void.

[@nell5815]

Later half of the podcast is chefs kiss. Great advice Joradn and I really love your plans for the next day. Healthy, kind to yourself, and removing self judgement. What a good daily habit / self meditation/whatever you want to call it

[@nell5815]

Also no one invented lightning you silly silly goofs

[@seannajohnson4251]

I love the way Jordan is surprised by the cities she's going to

[@Protectionarchives]

When the episode started i knew jordan was a little manic based on her vibe and I had the thought that if I was on her level, then I would definitely have a bad depressive mood swing in 2 or 3 business days - and then she said that about herself. I cant tell you both how good it feels to hear y'all talk about your experiences with both sides of bipolar and your strategies to manage it all. It's a really rough road to navigate. Love y'all so much

[@WildHearses86]

This episode pulled me out of the worst mood and I was full body laughing so many different times throughout ❤ Jordan’s advice towards the end was incredible 🤌🏽

[@kyroseven]

When you two are alone it's not even a podcast, I'm just chillin with a couple of lunatics, it's great.

[@cassidycoll4488]

Trying to get the dog on the couch at 29:35 killed me. Choking on air laughing.

[@LumoPlaysPC]

This pod really became so much for me. Thanks for being yourselves and hanging. The vulnerability and the jokes and all I connect with sm

[@KrakoaForAll]

Very relatable episode.

[@kahwigulum]

Being Crab Man with Chaste

[@josef2012]

Congrats on the Autoblow ad! Now it's on the internet forever and you can tell your grandkids about it 🥳

[@misfitbritt]

22:38 I fuckin LOVE yall! Never change! Please, PLEASE, please come to Vermont and do a show!

[@BGRPiccu]

I love it that Ian pronounced Louisville the correct way. Bravo!

[@KatDog6]

This episode was unhinged and it rules 😂

[@ashahahaha]

Now that Jordan has her dog on the show now they should replace meow in the "Being Ian with Jordan (meow!)« with a dog's (bark). 🎉❤

[@ianckoerner]

The two of them trying to get Coyote on the couch was so fucking hilarious

[@romanmejorado4339]

Life is 💩 but ur positive...

[@carlaforshner9797]

Omg thank you. I had the worst day at work and just got home. I need this. Time for a smoke and hear some jokes.❤

[@jennhansonxlove]

Ian: Don’t judge me Ethan Ethan: I am

[@brittanywilson1796]

The dog knocking shit over made me spit out my drink. 😂

[@katew1357]

jordan's dog is stupid cute, the way her face tilts at the video of ian whistling!!!

[@angelicarios2421]

Love you Ian ❤️🥺 Appreciate your vulnerability 😭

[@nextbizzy]

Just mommy and daddy?? Yay!!

[@stitrock8595]

I see the thumbnail and immediately think those two people are sitting on a couch in a basement. Then i realize its ian and jordan. Its perfect. Thank you guys

[@ravenswind6653]

Thank you both for sharing a part of your lives with us each week. Stay strong 💪🏼 💜

[@troublesuiter]

The fungal consciousness and the angels actively support and enjoy this podcast

[@Bubbie2shoes]

You’re both just wonderful. You make me happy, and for that I thank you .

[@P.dripps92]

Half Hard Tug is playing cochlea this year.

[@mandel12]

cochlear? I think you meant 'this ear'

[@iamhuman2525]

54:55 knowing now that Ian shows up late for RAP is hilarious

[@knowclub-d3n]

8:21 “you have an innie”! I knew it! They HAVE slept together 😂😂

[@nataliewest5064]

That Brazilian ‘massage therapist’ Ian went to, had that game figured out!! Get them to massage you and take care of themselves! Smart!

[@rockcity_1383]

What a great way to start my day at work!!!

[@raven_skies8336]

I like the pods with just Jordan and Ian more ❤

[@ineedafernbackhere]

Really related to Ian talking about being allergic to alcohol and the shameful feelings that exist. At first I was like WTF am I listening to rn? 😂 You guys rule. ❤

[@Diagram3]

Jordan's face when they're talking about the blowj*b machine killed me. 🤣

[@unclestu8249]

Jordan's dog is insanely cute

[@TraviePoe]

Thanks for the episode, appreciate the conversations on this episode Ian as someone also dealing with the alone times

[@bhero7714]

Ian can we pleaseeee get a link to your playlist 🙏🏽

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Absolutely love the show y’all! Never miss an episode!!

[@danielhuerta8608]

"scabs... And if you eat em people judge you" hahahhahaha... This is why I love Ian

[@PrismaticTarot]

I love this I love how much personality you guys have. I wish I had a friend I could laugh and be this goofy with, y’all are awesome! got here from watching Jordan’s stand up vids I really love the vibe y’all have together! I just subscribed :)

[@qinng4350]

okay, maybe I'm weird, but I couldn't stop laughing watching this episode

[@j.yahnke]

It was a banger

[@queefwaffle]

yeah i’ve rewatched it a few times

[@ziggylegion1604]

this is the first episode i've watched and when the sponser spot came up i was like "l love this but who is gonna sponsor them fr" and then i saw it was autoblow like yeah 100% checks out

[@marcspector76]

The first episode I’ve ever watched too and I’m at the same exact spot right now 😆

[@NilsKofoed]

Ahh, the fox is away and the hens will not form a coherent thought for 60 minutes straight

[@ttrain45]

When they just talk real it's so damn relatable. Also having Eve 6 stuck in your head, lmao. "wanna put my tender, heart in a blender, watch it spin around into a beautiful oblivion, rendezvous then I'm through with you..."

[@ranievanarsdall7903]

Love this pod so much!!❤❤

[@bradfrederickson5410]

This poscast is awesome…I instinctively started singing lips of an angel with you guys and didn’t realize what i was doing until it was over and then laughed really hard lol!

[@josef2012]

Y'all really bringing the "annoying younger sibling" vibe today.

[@nobodyimportant8859]

Drinking coffee after 8pm and staying up to see the sun whike playing video games is awesome

[@Zubb_Yightlear.]

Love you guys.

[@Metal_Malachy]

Holy F#@K I almost choked and spit out my Chinese food during the AutoBlow ad-read. Ian and Jordan have some of the only ad reads I don't skip fr.

[@raygreeko]

Who remembers the first version of the intro song with Ian’s interruption? Kinda miss it lol

[@Airehcaz]

I remember but I am real happy he took that out tbh

[@H3H3HEE]

I remember and I don’t miss it. I love this version

[@presentcalmmind]

I member! I just recently realized that the guy leaning against the wall is Recine lol 🍉

[@DemocracyJones]

​@@presentcalmmindI just recently noticed that too! I've watched the intro so many times and it didn't click

[@presentcalmmind]

@@DemocracyJones Its wild right. Mike is the man!!

[@Okey-McDokey]

Coffee ice & dumpster fire no matter what.

[@ricksanchez5696]

*Ian talking about wanting a relationship sounds like Brendan fraser in bedazzled ~ and I'm Tony danza*

[@LunaSchtick]

I hope they don’t end the pod.

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

You are my hero, Jordan.

[@johnfillmore7749]

Love hearing Ian ate like a true Michigander while in Detroit for Tied Down 😂 great running into ya man. Made the whole fest

[@janedoe-tj9jh]

24:20 “nothing is ever my fault.” 😂😂😂

[@boldbileg]

This podcast is a view inside the mind during a manic episode.

[@leftoverblunts]

34:31 for some adorable cat vid / puppy cuteness

[@cypres8363]

Ian's band should go by "Switch Hitter"

[@TheUltimateGC]

Wow. I might just be extra baked but this is the best chemistry you guys have ever had on the podcast. Totally forgot there was no guest. Good flow.

[@blossom56718]

Well, my sunny day just became brighter ✨️ ❤

[@christopherkendrex8075]

The look on Jordan's face when she says I'm an Easter island rock and you know it 😅

[@zacvotruba8374]

Shoutout to the fifty nifty United States song. They used to make us memorize and sing that shit after the national anthem in elementary school in like 01

[@SkankHandsPA]

Saw Jordan in Wilkes barre last night and she was the best set of the show. What a tremendous performance.

[@michaelherrick8236]

I love watching you too together. Goofy magic! ❤️❤️❤️

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Thumbnail does Jordan no favors. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@crackthefoundation_]

This is exhausting

[@ladyfe55]

This felt like therapy 💜🙏🥹

[@janedoe-h2z]

the intro hits soo hard everytime

[@gotyaman1]

This episode really opened my eyes to how depressive over sleeping isn’t just a obscure unique thing. Seeing people that I admire experience it kinda hit home tonight ..It’s been a little rough lately but this episode makes it really evident that there is a super power and we all wield it. So eat shit fuck the blow me machine and spread love and chaos. ❤

[@brianlovelight]

Please someone tell me what brand of dog coyote is

[@purpleamber1]

Chihuahua mixed with some type of Heeler. Or coyote. You decide.

[@robertmarvin3758]

You guys are the absolute best...

[@ComicComedyClub]

yes my day has been made, love ya xxxx

[@Guitarist987]

Hearing Ian's stories makes me realize I do not know what it's like to live lol

[@SamMcGarrityIsOnYoutube]

@3:33 that's the same states song i sang in elementary school hahaha!

[@BallerTWashington]

The “family” episodes as AYG calls the ones without guests are awesome! (Similar to AYG in that regard btdubs) But guests can be awesome too, so a blend might be the absolute itztay, where we get our besties corner for the first 20 and then have company over after that. Would keep either side from becoming too much or boring. Just a note from a loving bein bag!

[@MarkaustinHasler]

"was it placed upon you?" 😂😂😂😂