Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 098: Future Trippin'

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[@BeinIanPod]

Hey gang! Get episodes like this with just Ian & Jordan every week on the patreon patreon.com/beinianpod 💕

[@jonathanredman2153]

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[@parkerswaxmuseum3746]

The gang don't pre ..... We're here tho, kinda 😊🎉

[@hhhy9160]

I think I figured it out, the podcast is like an experimental group therapy session but for just 2 people and Ethan is the therapist that is documenting the findings.

[@shaycray7662]

Affirmative

[@nathanaelmorales760]

😂

[@michaelabon741]

To me, Ethan is like Jane Goodall 😅 he is doing research, watching for patterns, entering their habitat but does not intervene 😂😂

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

The cuts to Ethan watching them is gold.

[@scumbagdiscgolf]

Roommate heard me listening to this and asked if I was listening to an AA meeting?

[@DeSoto1986]

I enjoy most of the guest episodes, but the episodes with just Ian & Jordan are my favorite. Bein’ Ian is easily one of the best comedy podcasts.

[@MaTTheWish]

Mental illness is fascinating.

[@jhall900]

Same

[@jhall900]

When they do have guests, they forget that they have guest the majority of the time anyway lol

[@bad1080]

it's so nice when ian visits her at the psych ward

[@tommyheel2536]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@tylerbrantner4026]

If you reframe it in your mind you can see it the other way too: Jordan visiting Ian at the psych ward. Like that illusion with the train where you can see both ways

[@215NICO]

I like when yous got serious. It was encouraging to see the other side of you guys and your insecurities. Makes me feel like I’m not so alone with these thoughts n feelings.

[@D1recktor]

This has been one of my favorite pods since the beginning. But I find the only time I really make it to the very end of a whole ep is when it's just mom and dad on the couch. Blessing to all us folks with heads full of spiders.

[@_beep_boop_]

This is the unhealthiest parasocial relationship I have

[@cliveowen334]

jordan's hair is unbelievably good

[@BigPubez69]

Good at what?

[@HeathaLynn13]

I think she brushed it

[@Gil3490]

racist

[@theonekeanu]

oddly amazing

[@parkerswaxmuseum3746]

Racist? Awwee.....I get it.... My culdesac. Totally racist!

[@cosmicsupermarket]

“Let her tear up the floor. This carpet is awful.” 😂 Very good

[@richardandrade9418]

Awww, as the bozos would say, "Gang, it's a family episode."

[@2sweet22besour]

Hachi Machi!!!

[@j.yahnke]

Our lil group of garbage always shows up to support!

[@scottplemel8971]

Clean living if you ask me

[@Tuddysplug.coke.notbutt]

Ian grew on me because of ayg, gotta support weird cousin😂

[@MrJosh7902]

This pod always washes all bad feeling away❤

[@gbpackers5578]

This episode reminded me of a little jingle “Ride the horse to smelltown” 😜

[@9xqspx6]

And that would be an awesome band name too! Or just: Ride the Horse

[@sault.baggins9023]

Bein' Ian With Jordan feat. The Voices In My Head

[@ashahahaha]

Meow!

[@PicGirl904]

Jordan breaking out the 50 nifty song is not what I thought I needed this morning

[@nataliacasanova2467]

honestly love your guy’s vulnerability because it makes you guys that much more relatable. I’ve been experiencing so much of the same recently and it’s nice to hear people be honest and funny about it. ❤️

[@theodorealston8623]

at 23:40 the dog straight up takes a drink out of the Liquid Death Can and Jordan doesnt even notice

[@shaeanemusic]

Thank you for this time stamp

[@DillyBar_666]

Guarantee she kisses that dog on the mouth daily anyway I mean I do with my dog

[@blackcatblues]

If Ian joins a band then that's literally all he will ever talk about Unironically

[@jamieodv]

Those band names were ass, it's destined to be terrible but I love the guy.

[@blackcatblues]

Ian is funny and seems like a good dude, and I hope he pulls himself together. But damn he makes it easy to roast him

[@ttrain45]

Unironically, that's good band name.

[@randallguidry3624]

I just want to thank you both for continuing to share little parts of yourself and give us the viewers, and fans therapy topics to reflect with ourselves. Ian, what you shared really hit me and I hope you know you impact your fans, aren't alone and will find that person. That journey might not be the prettiest, but if it's what you want, it's worth it.

[@Luisrean]

I thought about clicking away but all this crab stuff kept me in

[@FR4NKY666]

ian the only guy who pays to massage others 🤣

[@veronicagrosskurth5705]

😂

[@Protectionarchives]

When the episode started i knew jordan was a little manic based on her vibe and I had the thought that if I was on her level, then I would definitely have a bad depressive mood swing in 2 or 3 business days - and then she said that about herself. I cant tell you both how good it feels to hear y'all talk about your experiences with both sides of bipolar and your strategies to manage it all. It's a really rough road to navigate. Love y'all so much

[@nell5815]

Later half of the podcast is chefs kiss. Great advice Joradn and I really love your plans for the next day. Healthy, kind to yourself, and removing self judgement. What a good daily habit / self meditation/whatever you want to call it

[@nell5815]

Also no one invented lightning you silly silly goofs

[@seannajohnson4251]

I love the way Jordan is surprised by the cities she's going to

[@LumoPlaysPC]

This pod really became so much for me. Thanks for being yourselves and hanging. The vulnerability and the jokes and all I connect with sm

[@josef2012]

Congrats on the Autoblow ad! Now it's on the internet forever and you can tell your grandkids about it 🥳

[@WildHearses86]

This episode pulled me out of the worst mood and I was full body laughing so many different times throughout ❤ Jordan’s advice towards the end was incredible 🤌🏽

[@kyroseven]

When you two are alone it's not even a podcast, I'm just chillin with a couple of lunatics, it's great.

[@MikeH7186]

This pod fills my void.

[@Bubbie2shoes]

You’re both just wonderful. You make me happy, and for that I thank you .

[@BGRPiccu]

I love it that Ian pronounced Louisville the correct way. Bravo!

[@JohnSmith-is8nq]

That lil dog is the cutest thing in existence.

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

It also keeps Jordan grounded and more sane. It's 100% a service dog.

[@purplevampireanime]

That's coyote! 😊

[@Downs-Indroam]

Winnie is cuter ....in a hospice patient sorta way 😅

[@carlaforshner9797]

Omg thank you. I had the worst day at work and just got home. I need this. Time for a smoke and hear some jokes.❤

[@ziggylegion1604]

this is the first episode i've watched and when the sponser spot came up i was like "l love this but who is gonna sponsor them fr" and then i saw it was autoblow like yeah 100% checks out

[@marcspector76]

The first episode I’ve ever watched too and I’m at the same exact spot right now 😆

[@ravenswind6653]

Thank you both for sharing a part of your lives with us each week. Stay strong 💪🏼 💜

[@katew1357]

jordan's dog is stupid cute, the way her face tilts at the video of ian whistling!!!

[@Procoloco]

Very relatable episode.

[@stitrock8595]

I see the thumbnail and immediately think those two people are sitting on a couch in a basement. Then i realize its ian and jordan. Its perfect. Thank you guys

[@misfitbritt]

22:38 I fuckin LOVE yall! Never change! Please, PLEASE, please come to Vermont and do a show!

[@TraviePoe]

Thanks for the episode, appreciate the conversations on this episode Ian as someone also dealing with the alone times

[@nataliewest5064]

That Brazilian ‘massage therapist’ Ian went to, had that game figured out!! Get them to massage you and take care of themselves! Smart!

[@ianckoerner]

The two of them trying to get Coyote on the couch was so fucking hilarious

[@KatDog6]

This episode was unhinged and it rules 😂

[@brittanywilson1796]

The dog knocking shit over made me spit out my drink. 😂

[@P.dripps92]

Half Hard Tug is playing cochlea this year.

[@mandel12]

cochlear? I think you meant 'this ear'

[@PrismaticTarot]

I love this I love how much personality you guys have. I wish I had a friend I could laugh and be this goofy with, y’all are awesome! got here from watching Jordan’s stand up vids I really love the vibe y’all have together! I just subscribed :)

[@kahwigulum]

Being Crab Man with Chaste

[@bhero7714]

Ian can we pleaseeee get a link to your playlist 🙏🏽

[@cieranoneill7290]

Holy F#@K I almost choked and spit out my Chinese food during the AutoBlow ad-read. Ian and Jordan have some of the only ad reads I don't skip fr.

[@troublesuiter]

The fungal consciousness and the angels actively support and enjoy this podcast

[@cassidycoll4488]

Trying to get the dog on the couch at 29:35 killed me. Choking on air laughing.

[@jennhansonxlove]

Ian: Don’t judge me Ethan Ethan: I am

[@jamesmccoy3442]

Can't unseen Jordan "eastern island head" Jenson

[@rockcity_1383]

What a great way to start my day at work!!!

[@Diagram3]

Jordan's face when they're talking about the blowj*b machine killed me. 🤣

[@ineedafernbackhere]

Really related to Ian talking about being allergic to alcohol and the shameful feelings that exist. At first I was like WTF am I listening to rn? 😂 You guys rule. ❤

[@raven_skies8336]

I like the pods with just Jordan and Ian more ❤

[@bradfrederickson5410]

This poscast is awesome…I instinctively started singing lips of an angel with you guys and didn’t realize what i was doing until it was over and then laughed really hard lol!

[@nobodyimportant8859]

Drinking coffee after 8pm and staying up to see the sun whike playing video games is awesome

[@ashahahaha]

Now that Jordan has her dog on the show now they should replace meow in the "Being Ian with Jordan (meow!)« with a dog's (bark). 🎉❤

[@LunaSchtick]

I hope they don’t end the pod.

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Absolutely love the show y’all! Never miss an episode!!

[@angelicarios2421]

Love you Ian ❤️🥺 Appreciate your vulnerability 😭

[@iamhuman2525]

54:55 knowing now that Ian shows up late for RAP is hilarious

[@ranievanarsdall7903]

Love this pod so much!!❤❤

[@TheUltimateGC]

Wow. I might just be extra baked but this is the best chemistry you guys have ever had on the podcast. Totally forgot there was no guest. Good flow.

[@qinng4350]

okay, maybe I'm weird, but I couldn't stop laughing watching this episode

[@j.yahnke]

It was a banger

[@queefwaffle]

yeah i’ve rewatched it a few times

[@unclestu8249]

Jordan's dog is insanely cute

[@blossom56718]

Well, my sunny day just became brighter ✨️ ❤

[@josef2012]

Y'all really bringing the "annoying younger sibling" vibe today.

[@johnfillmore7749]

Love hearing Ian ate like a true Michigander while in Detroit for Tied Down 😂 great running into ya man. Made the whole fest

[@ricksanchez5696]

*Ian talking about wanting a relationship sounds like Brendan fraser in bedazzled ~ and I'm Tony danza*

[@serenayflamenca]

8:21 “you have an innie”! I knew it! They HAVE slept together 😂😂

[@NilsKofoed]

Ahh, the fox is away and the hens will not form a coherent thought for 60 minutes straight

[@romanmejorado4339]

Life is 💩 but ur positive...

[@danielhuerta8608]

"scabs... And if you eat em people judge you" hahahhahaha... This is why I love Ian

[@cypres8363]

Ian's band should go by "Switch Hitter"

[@nextbizzy]

Just mommy and daddy?? Yay!!

[@ttrain45]

When they just talk real it's so damn relatable. Also having Eve 6 stuck in your head, lmao. "wanna put my tender, heart in a blender, watch it spin around into a beautiful oblivion, rendezvous then I'm through with you..."

[@raygreeko]

Who remembers the first version of the intro song with Ian’s interruption? Kinda miss it lol

[@Airehcaz]

I remember but I am real happy he took that out tbh

[@H3H3HEE]

I remember and I don’t miss it. I love this version

[@presentcalmmind]

I member! I just recently realized that the guy leaning against the wall is Recine lol 🍉

[@DemocracyJones]

​@@presentcalmmindI just recently noticed that too! I've watched the intro so many times and it didn't click

[@presentcalmmind]

@@DemocracyJones Its wild right. Mike is the man!!

[@SkankHandsPA]

Saw Jordan in Wilkes barre last night and she was the best set of the show. What a tremendous performance.

[@TheLastSecretGarden]

You are my hero, Jordan.

[@Zubb_Yightlear.]

Love you guys.

[@michaelherrick8236]

I love watching you too together. Goofy magic! ❤️❤️❤️

[@christopherkendrex8075]

The look on Jordan's face when she says I'm an Easter island rock and you know it 😅

[@timhutt5950]

Ian you’re gonna be ripped if you work out! Stoked for you brother🤟 that’s kickass

[@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG]

Being Jordan with Coyote... but that COLD AS LIFE Jersey is AWESOME! BORN TO LAND HARD FTW.

[@boldbileg]

This podcast is a view inside the mind during a manic episode.

[@robertmarvin3758]

You guys are the absolute best...

[@zacvotruba8374]

Shoutout to the fifty nifty United States song. They used to make us memorize and sing that shit after the national anthem in elementary school in like 01

[@ladyfe55]

This felt like therapy 💜🙏🥹

[@gotyaman1]

This episode really opened my eyes to how depressive over sleeping isn’t just a obscure unique thing. Seeing people that I admire experience it kinda hit home tonight ..It’s been a little rough lately but this episode makes it really evident that there is a super power and we all wield it. So eat shit fuck the blow me machine and spread love and chaos. ❤

[@Telepathic-Spider]

That Patti Smith impersonator is funny as hell

[@SamMcGarrityIsOnYoutube]

@3:33 that's the same states song i sang in elementary school hahaha!

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Thumbnail does Jordan no favors. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@KD-il5pe]

Jordan sang that US state song in alphabetical order that I was forced to learn and perform in elementary school. I’ve asked so many people if they were taught that, and they have gotten a sea of “no’s”

[@BOWSR_LA]

Shout out from Tijuana from way of South Central Los Angeles 🌴 !!

[@ComicComedyClub]

yes my day has been made, love ya xxxx

[@sarahwilliams4055]

Love a solo podcast 🔥🔥🫶🏾💙❤️ you two make me miss my besties

[@jamesmccoy3442]

Get William Montgomery n Casey rocket they're probably following tony to msg in August that'll be an endless pod of empty thoughts

[@gotsouced4943]

I love this pod but without guests you guys are unhinged love it