Bro they would leave as soon as they see india

Basically the Lizard Men from the Tosev Timeline be like;

Pov: *you thought the Human indomitable spirit was a myth*

when you hear Mongolian chantings you know its over

It doesn't matter how evolved your technology is, if you want to conquer earth, your only reason is the resources on the surface, so you can't carpet bomb everything from orbit. You'll have to send landing troops, and that's when humans will teach you they have been killing things on earth's ground far longer for you. Good luck aliens ! Also fun fact : humans have enough nuclear weapons to raze like 10 planets worth of earth, and the only reason they don't use them is precisely because they don't want that. But aliens spaceships carpet bombing them are ABOVE Earth.

Imagine Alien warlord landing in latam. Just to be found by the cartel

It's as if Invader Zim were not a cartoon but art house horror.

"What do you mean they have entire books about war? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAR IS UBIQUITOUS?" - Sun Tzu, The art of War

Aliens when the "primitive" humans sends their entire nuclear arsenal to their mothership in under 10 minute at Mach 75 (they aren't so primitive anymore)

Tfw you realize that the weird hairless apes can shoot fire using an open plasma source and compressed air: 0_0

Aliens after landing in Chicago (they were observing human interactions):

tfw humans use nuclear tipped spears against our power armour.

Alien King: "damn! Humans are a lot scarier than I thought!" *Blasts another human with heatray* Alien Lord Of Generals: "Because they are much better at warfare than we previously thought?" **Kills a human with a gravity battleaxe** Alien King: "Are you kidding??!!! No! Because they are into weird kinky shit we never thought possible!" **Throws blackhole grenade**

Silly alien, its called human rights for a reason

Aliens after they landed in the Balkans

Aliens when they finally decode English only to find there are over 6 000 more languages on planet Earth:

All this belligerent optimism is based on a very tenuous belief that aliens will not have technology that far exceeds the limits of our understanding.

Tau from the water caste understands WHOM he was given as an ally

Nice argument Unfortunatelly We orbital cannoning you right in the center of Earth.

Showing the aliens how it was Man that was made in God’s image

"Sir the Earthlings have been a lot more aggressive than we thought they would be, whats a geneva checklist?"

We humans would rather nuke the entire earth and make it uninhabitable and worthless to them instead of surrendering to aliens.

POV: When aliens haven't even invaded you yet but you're already coping by watching these cringe vids

Let me show you just how primitive I am.

4’6 grey alien vs 6’5 roided up US Marine corn fed 18 year old

The aliens were not there during geneva conventions so it don't apply to them

Keep dreaming lil bro

When the unarmed hairless ape that's broken and battered screams like a demonic spawn and keeps coming at you with nothing but his bare fists.

At this point, Geneva Convention isn't a list of banned things. It's a thoughtful plan

All we do is kill each other and everything else on this rock, you’d have to be real stupid to give us something new to shoot at.😂

if they decide to invade earth they will give us a favor cuz all humans will stick together to defeat common enemy which is gona bring us closer after defeating aliens

When your tripod gets a foot blown off by a 1200 pound fertilizer landmine and collapses to the ground and you hear the humans cutting through the hatch with blowtorches chanting "CLAP THEM CHEEKS"

Aliens won't come to earth because it's the galactic equivalent of Detroit. We're self destructive and viciously violent towards anything. Especially if that thing isn't the same species.

We didn’t know. We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. We didn’t know how durable these feral primates were. No matter how many we killed, they just kept coming. When one primate fell, two more took its place. There were so many… I- I don’t know how I managed to survive. I don’t care that the invasion was a failure. Me escaping that Xen-forsaken rock was a win in my book. But the one thing that haunts me to this day is all the technology we left behind on their planet. All of it now in their hands to reverse engineer and one day… the stars will be theirs. Because of us, we doomed the entire galaxy. I hope I don’t live to see that day. There is one more thing I have to show you before I sign off. This was a transmission we received from camp Jul’dar located in the lands the primates called “Florida”, shortly after it fell into their hands. [Playing audio recording] “I sense fear in you…” “Savor it.” “As from the moment God created man, fear was your destiny.” [End of recording]

“Lay down your weapons, primate! You are surrounded!” “All I am surrounded by is fear… and dead xenos.”

I certainly hope that any dealings with extraterrestrials is peaceable, but in critical moments, humans have a habit of Locking the Fuck In.

If the aliens end up in the Appalachian Mountains they’re screwed

when the planet starts speaking Terran

When the humans ran out of bullets, but they draw swords, knife or axes and charge at you,

Some stupid alien watching as his state of the art combat suit designed for handling the immense heat of plasma weaponry caves into his brittle chest cavity, unable to take the blunt force of me crushing him with a retro TV. Earth is not your’s to conquer, that’s our job…. Yes we already live here, what’s your point?

Pov: eres un soldado Alien luchando contra un pelotón de lo primitivo pero escucha uno de los primitivos gritar de diversión "Liberen a los perros de guerra" Después de eso escuchas a lo lejos a varios ladridos dónde ves un montón de bestias 4 patas cubierta de sangre de tu propia especie yendo contra ti y tu pelotón dónde tu último pensamiento sería "esto primitivo domesticaron a los monstruos de todo mundo natal" dónde de pues ere asesinado por un pitbull llamado princesa

Human sees aliens and realizing they are not apart of the Geneva convention Alien crawling away from a human Haman rips out aliens skull as a trophy and lets out a yell

*aliens watching their bretheren get smoked by the 40mm grenade launcher machine gun we call the MK 19*

FOR THE EMPEROR

meet the xm 1014

As funny as this is, the idea of a hyper advanced spacefaring conqueror race NOT having encountered and pacified planets who's denizens use crude ballistic and melee weaponry and thus have absolutely zero contingency for it is so laughably convenient that it's stupid. Like, they're so advanced that they have shielding tech... but...but but but....Just for energy weapons..literally only energy weapons and NOTHING ELSE.

I'm pretty sure that that chain flail trap I setup is a warcrime and a half, but the aliens never signed the Geneva Accords. So... It's their problem, not mine.

Pov: You hear thunder then feel a lot of pain after seeing only one human

República Unida de la Tierra

one of the reason i guess i alien refuse ton come visit us , isp robably because we are too violent