Okay Metal Gear Kojima got a laugh out of me, shame how it’s out of pity

Safe to say, that when I was a kid, with English being second language that I was learning at school at the time, still, I was smarter than a grown ass man streamer.

Remember if you think you are bad at games just remind yourself that darksydephil exists

It's been 11 years since this video came out. Just here because why not.

He's literally half retarded

legendary

2:30:02 Wtf?? What grown ass man says shit like that?

No Solidus Fight ?

What system is this on?

10:35 The reason why it was localized

The Boss: Remember the basics of CQC Phil: Nah I'd rather not

12:03 I know this TIHYDP is over 10 years old, but I can’t wait for Phil to cry and complain about Eva being attractive in the Remake because he’s “happily married stoopid”

35:25 You can even see the dart sticking out of his head lmao. How unobservant do you have to be to miss that? ¯\_(ッ)_/¯

Having feelings about your comrades is a sin, well Boss you had a child with The Sorrow, lolz!!

1:12:23 mgs3 is technically an action game. It's branded as a game with Tactical Espionage Action but you still need to take the game slow and not rush things

Song at 0:00?

There's a lot to comment on this but the idea that some rando playing this would choose not to rematch because they got one over on DSP is ridiculous. He thinks people know who he is.

Earth to Phil, mgs2 isn't a run n gun game and you actually have to use stealth and strategy to succeed at the game

Asking about a lock-on, with the object you want to lock-on not even on screen 🤦

1:43:01 maybe it's for the better?

30:39

The ONLY good thing i feel DSP has done, and honestly i see it as he only did it to look good or somehow for his own selfish reasons, was help spread the word about SOPA....i dont remember exactly how he did it in his video talking about it but i admit it was how i first discovered it. Whew ok now that i have that off my chest, phil plays this game like a geriatric 5 year old

When I first heard that Dark-whatever-phil was the stupiest person in gaming I did not believe them but now that I have watched him... he has to have brain damage.

I don't play it at all 🙂

Game play so bad it inspired 11 years of internet lolcowdom that hasn't ceased yet.

Every gamer fears this man and his many talents.

I fucking died laughing when he got off the call with Snake specifically saying not to use the AK outside of Shell 1's core several times. He slowly moves to equip the AK. Immediately gets discovered. Comedy bliss.

It’s too bad that the copyright bots ruined this

That was unfortunate...for Akuma, that is.

i dont know how dsp posted 50 videos like this without any shame

I love sonic 2 this is gonna be epic 🎉😊

This guy is like that guy in highschool we all knew who swears he is amazing at tekken, then when you invite him he mains Eddie doesn't know how to block/sidestep and is mashing all the buttons on his vicinity, and then whines like a bitch when you kill him to oblivion and back, the definition of a manchild.

Hooooooo boy this one is rough

Legendary i play this all the time on my sega mini i also had this on my brothers sega when we were young

Legendary algorithm pull

I just never had the patience for this game as a kid and I'm sure I would rage quit now.

"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at EvilAJ and you look at DARKSYDEPHIL and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another gamer at evo you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm the Rugal Bernstien and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add BLACKDSP yo the mix?! Your chances of winning drastic go down. See, the three-way at Super Ghouls n Ghosts you got a 33 1/3 chance of winnin' But I-I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause BLACKDSP KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So DARKSYDEPHIL, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Super Ghouls n Ghosts. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 chan-percents... I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Super Ghouls n Ghost! Señor Phil, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you on Super Ghouls n Ghosts!"

Happy 20th anniversary to MGS3! (Nov. 17th, 2004)

44:00 is the start of what's probably my favorite part of this whole thing

I am doing my first playthrough of MGS3 and when I complete a boss or progress far enough through the game I take a break and watch this til he is at the same part I'm at. I know no two people play this game the same but DSP is like watching an alien use a controller and he has no humanity to even slightly appreciate the death scenes of each boss character

I'm convinced he does this on purpose

I thought DSP was playing.

Can’t wait for this is how you don’t play metal gear solid 3 remake next year in 2025 when dsp sucks ass at the remake of solid 3 Lol see you guys next year for a this is how you don’t play in 2025

Phil forgot every basic Thing....

That's amazing! That is why you are the best, AJ! The one and only!

Philbert it at his funniest when he's raging at games/making fun of pretentious games.

@29:50 oh no im suffocating... Better prepare and eat an MRE

The Boss fight is so much easier and quicker if you use CQC Phil fucked up once again

Anyone else notice the thumbnail is different? I remember it being Snake with no shirt sneaking behind Raikov