"I'm Not Allowed To Load The Dishwasher, Because I'll F**k It Up" | BEST OF ALAN CARR

It's impossible to be domestic when you have a partner who doesn't believe you have the qualities of a good domestic being. Sometimes you just want to say "Yes I can load the dishwasher, no I will not f**k it up darling". Let Alan Carr tell you all about his domestic detours.
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[@jul30ie]

So true his comments about old school photos. As a kid you never realised your parents had distributed them until you visited relatives and saw it displayed somewhere. If you didn’t like the photo it was so humiliating.

[@jaynekittycat9252]

So very true jules. 😂

[@annother3350]

Yeh, and you better make that smile look natural son!!

[@joetit5969]

Cum on smell the noize: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3rFemx_bb2pmsU

[@Silkytoaster]

It was so true . For many kids those school photos were the only photos ever taken of you . I grew up in Jamaica in the 70’s and the only photos we have of my brothers and me in that decade were those frozen frightened smiles taken in that one shot annual school photo. And yes later when we visited relatives - every old aunt or distant cousin had those in the family album. 😂

[@peskatarian]

"Why do you want to look like you've got jaundice? Why?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bundytuba]

He’s a one and only. Such is his talent you can’t help but feel he’s you’re camp mate who you’d love to hang around. He draws the audience in.

[@sweetbaybabz7463]

feels strange watching this again after the news of his divorce. watching this I thought he was joking and embellishing his husband's drinking, but apparently he wasn't and this was probably his way of coping with it I guess. Nevertheless, I do feel bad for his situation, but he is one funny man.

[@nartarlyiatremaynne1239]

I concur with your sentiment 100% 💟 Australia

[@catecurry48]

Yes indeed. And his husband was jailed last year for a DUI. He actually backed up into a police car. Must have been heart wrenching for Alan.

[@autumnwest5854]

Love this man's sense of humor.

[@laurirohr5364]

Alan totally cracks me up! Thank you for the laughter😂

[@priscillasolanki6390]

Alan is truly remarkable a funny laughable bubble of fun an awesome show experience for comedy lovers ❤👍👑💋

[@lucyroberts2800]

He makes me laugh out loud 😊

[@jaynekittycat9252]

Alan is so hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@BonJody]

My kindergarten class photo has everybody wearing nice dresses and suits standing up like normal kids, and then me dressed up like Madonna in the front posing like I was in a music video.

[@n.m.2174]

He's always fantastic.

[@karinberonius8799]

I found some of my old school photos yesterday. The horror. It was the eighties though, which explains a lot.

[@injunsun]

Mine were all great. Nieces accused me of lying they were of me, shite as I look now. The tw*ts.

[@laa4438]

My mother would not buy them because I was always ugly in photos .. Blessings in disguise I suppose 😅

[@jillipepper5353]

OMG the frozen mitten string nearly drowned me, I was taking a drink of my Pepsi and it went up my nose and down my lungs all at the same time . My shirt and pants are soaked and my sinuses are popping sofa bubbles. 😳

[@RTK171]

Allan Car is hilarious 😂

[@Luke0193]

The Carol part will never not crack me up. This is so hilarious

[@kramercapriati]

I just Love Alan Carr

[@psychosoma5049]

I love the way he looks at the risotto heckler.

[@blugirlart]

I wish I could like this video a thousand times

[@tchrisou812]

I like this dude, he's funny. Subbed.

[@darrenm7064]

"homes under the hammer, tequila slammer" 😃😂

[@nartarlyiatremaynne1239]

I use every pot, chopping board and knives, spoons. My food tastes fabulous, however the kitchen looks like a Crime Scene!!##!! Australia.

[@debbietrabeau3764]

Is this a new show? I’m from the states and I’ve fallen in love with all of u guys. I’ve watched y’all all summer. If this is new season I would like to subscribe. Could someone let me know? Thank you, 🌺

[@jacobzaranyika9334]

Thank you🙏 Alan Carr I am a huge fan. Thank you🙏 for your support

[@zzzcocopepe]

His stand-up is so bad but he is so funny on his show. I think he really shines when he improvs Snappy jokes. In a conversation. Because in stand up it feels like there's no punch

[@jenreii]

In the US as a kid but I never took my school photos proofs home, so no one could buy them 😂

[@lir3379]

yup. We could never afford them so I was safe.

[@SteakBaked99]

My mum could never afford to buy them, so the proof photos were kept as if she did buy them, which meant I always had to wear awful clothes with 1970’s hairstyle. Taken very seriously in my household. Until high school when I just blagged the teachers into thinking my friends were actually relatives of mine.

[@anitawebster9450]

I'm the door closer 😆😆😆

[@injunsun]

Me, too: "Vanna Beige," as I'm not quite White.

[@Cocoandindy]

In my group school photo in the early 70's I was in the front row with my legs open a little bit, just enough to see my white knickers!

[@chrisardern4594]

You'll be alright now alan as your on your own now theirs no one else around to bollock you for f ing it up.

[@Lubomishka92]

I just love Alan❤

[@EdgarPerez-yv7et]

I love this guy

[@emmapeart6101]

Very funny man. Love you Alan ♥️.

[@neonlightsuk3864]

Honestly can’t decide whether he was joking about the other half’s daytime drinking part or not when he wrote this show 😳

[@aam3361]

I was just thinking this and saw your comment - think its definitely comic relief. Poor bub x

[@LilySaintSin]

He wasn't joking.

[@phily8093]

@@aam3361 they've ended their marriage recently very sadly. I feel his pain as mine also ended recently.

[@injunsun]

@@phily8093 Oh, that's sad. I've had similar issues, but stick it out. Sometimes that's for the worse, tho. I hope he finds someone suitable, as everyone needs love.

[@phily8093]

@@injunsun Thank you very much. I agree. It's very painful. All I've ever wanted is someone to hold at the end of the night, and fight their corner, in the hope that they fight mine. I hope one day to find that again. Take care. All the best.

[@linrob1312]

Sadly his partners day drinking was a prelude to his alcoholism.

[@SteakBaked99]

Poor Alan

[@lilme7052]

Sent the year 8 picture back it was so bad.

[@mz610]

"skoo fo-uhs"

[@jojobaba754]

Sublime!!!! Hi ok me back!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@izaakz12]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sharonshmuel3386]

🤣🤣🤣🤣✅✅✅

[@sianj456]

Oh my god!! Grandparents had school photos of all us grandkids on display in the front room....ewwww.....from nursery to comprehensive school....cringe!

[@bartwenmeckers4676]

Sounds like he's married to Jon Richardson

[@UncleSpicey]

Joking about his other halfs drinking problem…….didn’t age well lol

[@aperson7631]

Yeah shame but stupid

[@joetit5969]

Have another Hobnob: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3rFemx_bb2pmsU

[@UncleSpicey]

@@joetit5969 lol, wtf?😂 what happened to the good old days of the rickroll?

[@3506Dodge]

Alan doesn't have 'help?' He could surely afford having a woman come in and clean a few days a week.

[@Lily2807]

😂😂😂😂