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@נביהמושלמת
@נביהמושלמת 2 күн бұрын
Well mine and my bf is... but we also argue about more fun things😅😂😂😂
@andv993
@andv993 3 күн бұрын
Yes they are. Now answer the question
@SxFtSqrrl
@SxFtSqrrl 3 күн бұрын
I can't even imagine having 30 days of pto. I would do a lot to get that kind of time
@theseidlor
@theseidlor 3 күн бұрын
what if you entered the forbidden hours after 5 bottles and then just keep drinking
@VirtuousWanderer
@VirtuousWanderer 3 күн бұрын
My school had very similar "it will distract others" excuses for dress code "violations". A good example off the top of my head is that I a guy back in HS started growing my hair out because I wanted to, and I was in no particular order: kicked off the archery team, almost kicked out of the band, given detention, written up multiple times, and even denied to ride the bus home after my car broke down (I was listed as both a bus rider, and personal driver just in case). It was the tired ass excuse of "it's distracting for others" to which I replied pointing at a girl walking past the office "I can see her whole ass and half her tits" (she was a cheerleader not in her school provided uniform BTW) this was in 2016
@rolandreynoso1392
@rolandreynoso1392 3 күн бұрын
That actually is good impròv material😂
@Joseph_Drew_III
@Joseph_Drew_III 5 күн бұрын
2:26:25 THE BREAD?! HOW?!
@merlinthewizard3221
@merlinthewizard3221 5 күн бұрын
I'll be honest anti- thunderstorms sound kind of fun. Also a guaranteed way of needing to stay home. "Oh but it's snowing" Half a centimeter "Flash flood incoming" There are drain gates everywhere and as long as it under about 6 inches, you're fine to drive. Your boss says "Everyone that has an hour drive home, you're dismissed.... The darkness is coming"
@TheWulf899
@TheWulf899 6 күн бұрын
*laughs in Australian*
@liamloewen5523
@liamloewen5523 6 күн бұрын
What other way could you even pronounce egg
@druid_zephyrus
@druid_zephyrus 8 күн бұрын
Anti-thunderstorms do exist. They just have positrons connecting to each other rather than electrons. I assume they also go in the opposite direction of discharge
@Naymy
@Naymy 9 күн бұрын
I wish I could find someone with the same energy as me so we could have arguments like this. This is peak relationship heights.
@hotaru4913
@hotaru4913 10 күн бұрын
Oh my god, this is so good. Me and my BF are the same. Our "worst" argument ever (we are 10 years together) was if the water is wet (His argument: It can´t because if the thing is wet, it´s covered by water and I said that it can in specific instance of ice, because ice is still water, fust in frozen state and can be covered by water, hence, water can be wet) If these are couples worst arguments, you are golden and set for life full of happiness.
@keysgaming6830
@keysgaming6830 10 күн бұрын
Now, I'm not a scientist so my logic might be completely wrong but I imagine the initial spike of energy is slightly weaker but still pretty effective, let's say it starts at 4/5 energy. 5 hour energy probably also doesn't give you a consistent 5 hour peak but begins to gradually decrease after 3 hours and exponentially decrease the closer you get to 5 hours. Putting these concepts together, I'm gonna say that both options are partially right. The peak amount of energy is less, we end up with "university student up at 1am writing an essay due in 2 hours" energy. However, after maybe an hour an a half, we're back to half-assed energy and by the 3 hour mark, BOOM! "Single mum of 3 right after putting the kids to bed" energy
@Animemes4471
@Animemes4471 10 күн бұрын
50:06 is this poster fucking waldo butters?
@kuriboy9572
@kuriboy9572 11 күн бұрын
Im scared how one of em pronounces egg now😂
@CoolCatWizar
@CoolCatWizar 12 күн бұрын
Brit here, that's just that guy, my school bus takes 45 minutes
@MogofWar
@MogofWar 12 күн бұрын
It would be 2.5 hours of half-assed energy.... Half-lifes are brutal.
@lunalilicomarch6767
@lunalilicomarch6767 13 күн бұрын
HOW ELSE WOULD YOU PRONOUNCE EGG THOUGH??? EEG???
@Preppy_Glisten
@Preppy_Glisten 13 күн бұрын
Jokes on you, it’s half-assed energy that lasts 2.5 hours
@s4ndr3x98
@s4ndr3x98 14 күн бұрын
2:50 this is reddit you either agree and get upvoted or disagree and get banned.
@leximensaghi6784
@leximensaghi6784 14 күн бұрын
How do you mispronounce egg? Eagg?
@tacticallemon7518
@tacticallemon7518 15 күн бұрын
buy a ring
@smallworker46
@smallworker46 15 күн бұрын
How do you mispronounce egg?
@harleyevans6563
@harleyevans6563 15 күн бұрын
In was 1989 my skirt was short my hair was long.
@matiasgrief
@matiasgrief 16 күн бұрын
It's still 5hrs but shorter
@fasmir5688
@fasmir5688 16 күн бұрын
Drove seven hours yesterday and it was definitely something i had to think about lol
@Qw3rtYzStuff
@Qw3rtYzStuff 16 күн бұрын
there is actually gullible on the ceiling in my social studies class lol
@samanthaholmes5922
@samanthaholmes5922 17 күн бұрын
I hung out with my best friend twice last year because its a 4 hour bus ride, 2 hour train ride, 1 hour 30 car drive. We both work nightshifts and neither of us drive.
@-_Nifi_-
@-_Nifi_- 17 күн бұрын
13:57 (excited giggling/squealing) YESSS RAGATHA
@annagudrunsigurdardottir3219
@annagudrunsigurdardottir3219 17 күн бұрын
Hahahaaha😂 jesus crist
@JackBrumit-v6r
@JackBrumit-v6r 17 күн бұрын
I ride the. Bus for almost. 2 hours one way in a towen of less then 15 thousand
@AZKTAC
@AZKTAC 17 күн бұрын
Reminds me of a dream I had about a horror game, where you a a national park ranger, and you have to hunt skinwalkers by telling apart wildlife. It had a indie boomer-shooter style grainy texture, similar to Dusk or Iron Lung and Buckshot Roulette. When I woke up I decided to come up with lore and mechanics. So basically, the lore is you were once a camper with your friend who liked to go on hikes in that park. However one night your friend goes missing. There was a playable prologue session which functioned as a tutorial, where you had to find your friend. Eventually, you find him but he doesn’t speak and behaves strangely. Eventually, you and your “friend” stumble upon your actual friend’s skinless corpse. Theres then a chase section and it ends with a cutscene of you tripping and falling down a ravine. Cut to present day where you are a ranger guarding the park from 5PM to 3AM. Theres three possible endings when I dreamt it but I forgot them. The mechanics involve patrolling the park. You have a map, a rifle, a flashlight, a lantern and radio. Every night you are stationed at a base camp, and you have to reach a ranger post (such as a tower or lodge) to contact management to sign out before dayshift. However, this includes hunting a certain number of skinwalkers for the park to be safe in the morning. Throughout the night, you will stumble upon abanded structures (abandoned posts, bloody and destroyed camp sites, etc) In them you’ll find supplies such as ammo and batteries, but you’ll also find VHS tapes. Back at base camp there is a television where you can view the tapes. The tapes are basically discarded training tapes for rangers like yourself. Each night the tapes will highlight a certain detail to identify skinwalkers. They get more complicated each night. The first night, you can tell a skinwalker apart by its eyes, and the 5th or 6th night youll be cross referencing every little detail about that silhouette in the distance before it notices you. Each abandoned posts you make it to, you will highlight it on the map, and fix its generators to power it again. Eventually, the marks on the map will form a path to the nearest operating ranger post.
@Someone_Existing_1
@Someone_Existing_1 17 күн бұрын
Australian here, we have this too because our country is like 95% empty
@donvoltonus8898
@donvoltonus8898 17 күн бұрын
America is just so absurdly much larger than the UK
@Ralph-t3l
@Ralph-t3l 17 күн бұрын
its a big continent with 35 countries if i remember correctly
@speed284504
@speed284504 17 күн бұрын
You're perfect for each other
@Andrea-hg2cf
@Andrea-hg2cf 17 күн бұрын
Man, im italian an my commute to school is one hiur and a half... They're juat lazy lol
@MrPanda-vc5uz
@MrPanda-vc5uz 17 күн бұрын
Lets be real america is same as europe every state have different laws and stuff same as in Europe every country so i dont even put states as same country
@Squiddodely
@Squiddodely 18 күн бұрын
Isn’t anti thunder storming just Nazgûl from lord of the rings
@Aselectir
@Aselectir 18 күн бұрын
Ain’t driving 7 hours for dinner, 2 hours? A-okay
@Lachelnd
@Lachelnd 18 күн бұрын
If y'all laugh it off later then it's really cute, if not... You guys should talk.
@watchcraft9428
@watchcraft9428 18 күн бұрын
I remember I had an argument with someone on how to pronounce the letter H Is it Ache or Hache
@EmpressofIrelandship
@EmpressofIrelandship 18 күн бұрын
The second guy is a liar. In the UK 45 minutes is still a short drive
@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh
@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh 19 күн бұрын
Historically accurate midnight ride.
@RealCaptainJaws
@RealCaptainJaws 19 күн бұрын
We moved 5.5 hours away, so naturally we or our inlaws now have to regularly drive 5.5 hours for visits on birthdays and holidays. We did TWO trips this Christmas because my step-father moved across state. That was 22 hours of driving just to eat and swap gifts, and someone's probably going to drive HERE in two weeks for birthdays. At least there's a break after that! Shit, nope, my sister's birthday is in March. XD
@stevenmarceliuslan8362
@stevenmarceliuslan8362 19 күн бұрын
My father before retirement, drive to his workplace for an hour
@casensitive2029
@casensitive2029 19 күн бұрын
I'd bet money they were arguing over whether it was pronounced ehgg or aygg?
@creptoredark1199
@creptoredark1199 20 күн бұрын
My dad lives 45min away and I've visited him like three times this month, and it's January lol
@NinjaBaiano-br
@NinjaBaiano-br 20 күн бұрын
8:50 i will tell something really really fucking wild. They used to receive bjs and masturbate during meals and that is why they used those long cloths on tables. Hell there was even a game where they would get one woman to go around givin some head and you had to discover who tf was getting some, if they discovered you then the girl had to change to a random guy. But it became socially inappropriate. soo they basically went, if you cant hold your elbow over the table its because you are gettting some. Yup its hilarious that what we consider manners nowdays stem either from "people being horny as fuck or being murder hobos" and thats basically humanity summed in a phrase.
@ENDERSTIXgaming
@ENDERSTIXgaming 20 күн бұрын
How can you mispronounce EGG?!