I love this beacuse there’s no gaps, you don’t know if this is one long weird discussion or a normal tumblr thing.
@itsyapeepkiri4 ай бұрын
Honestly, if it was one big post, it would not be the weirdest thing I have seen on there. 😂
@KarolineWithAK3 ай бұрын
A lot of the posts arent even from tumblr, im pretty sure the questions are from r/askreddit and there isnt even any credit since they hide the usernames under 'annonymous'
@gnoot503 ай бұрын
yeah e
@scientificallyaccuratespino5 ай бұрын
Why are there 2 music tracks playing simultaneously
@mo-s-5 ай бұрын
there aren't tho?
@mastermcg88455 ай бұрын
@@mo-s-There is, you can hear two separate wii shop musics playing at different points at 13:30
@gabrielsfilms20865 ай бұрын
to show how crazy things are getting
@DudeOfClams5 ай бұрын
I’m guessing it’s an editing mistake. Maybe some of the original speaking audios HAD the music already, but they also played the song for the whole video.
@The_True_Mx_Pink5 ай бұрын
Me, I snuck into the editing booth and pressed a bunch of buttons
@dearest-tulip5 ай бұрын
8:46 fun fact: the reason why this was an etiquette was because during medieval times, tables were little more than slabs of wood sitting on a couple legs. Like not, even fastened together with nails or anything, so they were liable to flip over should someone apply excess weight on one side, as in resting your elbows. You didn't wanna be the fool that flips the table and ruins dinner for everyone, so that's why it was considered rude
@qwertyram45985 ай бұрын
So it's an outdated practical thing to do! Good grief, I wonder how many of those are still lying about
@AliasPhex5 ай бұрын
I love fun facts and this makes me happy to know. It makes dinner sound like a survival sport, so high stakes! Thank you! ❤
@greenpiersystem4 ай бұрын
Huh. We've heard something even weirder as a reason. Apparently the reason (maybe it happened at the same time?) for having your arms on the table being rude was because pirates and sailors usually would put their arms down on the table to prevent the rocking from the ship knocking them off balance. So since this was seen often in criminals (pirates were thought to get into more of a habit because they're at sea more often than legal sailors) it was seen as almost a faux pas to do so in public. The best way we can explain this is that basically it was one of those gestures like the difference between a "3" using your thumb and a "3" starting with index during the World Wars (if that doesn't ring a bell, Germans and other interior European countries use their thumb when making a "3" for things like ordering alcohol. But Brits, as well as Americans, typically use only their index, middle and ring fingers to form their 3, so if a spy were stupid enough to use the British version instead of the local one, you'd get outed pretty fast.) People would notice little things like this and started to associate it with certain behavior, so people would have to STOP doing that in order to counter it. Now we just say it's rude. 😂 -🖊️/🪼
@nef364 ай бұрын
I have no idea if this is true and I have no intention of checking but I'm going to tell this to everyone who ever gets onto me for putting my elbows on the table
@Raoul.4 ай бұрын
@@qwertyram4598 It's still got its purpose, depending on where you're eating. For example, it would've been nice if my fellow schoolmates had some damn manners when we were eating lunch at the cafeteria.
@dragonetafireball4 ай бұрын
I chose to stop perceiving pain as a kid and I basically did but turns out that’s a bad thing cause you keep doing stuff that aggravates injuries so I’ve been working on perceiving it again. I’m not a sociopath just autistic and too good at dissociating my way through trauma
@psymar4 ай бұрын
yep! also be careful around physical therapist and personal trainers. they're used to needing to push people to keep exercising through the normal amounts of pain that you get when exercising, and they are not used to people not even mentioning pain until they're seriously injured.
@MultiKswift3 ай бұрын
I was able to stop myself from being ticklish, and I think I made my pain responses really weird because I have some many qualifiers when doctors ask what kind of pain I'm feeling and I have a genetic disorder that comes with chronic pain, so it comes up a lot.
@Tracker94725 күн бұрын
I no longer feel ticklish, but I have muscle memory from being tickling so I'll still respond as if ticklish even though I don't feel it
@carengine-ig4bj5 ай бұрын
3:25 the dad's reaction to OP's answer was so funny to me, i was cackling like a goblin for 5 straight minutes. and now my sister thinks i got possessed, lol.
@victorvirgili44475 ай бұрын
Dad behavior
@myarmsrgone4 ай бұрын
I swear, tumblr could really change me as a person with philosophical shit like what's in this video I like it
@noxthedremoralord26835 ай бұрын
On the topic of Gatorade flavors, mine is Fruit punch because it’s the closest I’ll get to drinking the blood of my enemies, that and I like fruit punch in general
@odysseusgaming71575 ай бұрын
COP SPOTTED
@sentienttapioca54095 ай бұрын
Nice try, narc.
@theinfamousbuttfacemandudeguy5 ай бұрын
It's red flavor, officer. Maybe next time
@Andrewjackson-er6si5 ай бұрын
Ah, hello officer
@noxthedremoralord26835 ай бұрын
All of yeh Fuck off, I’m a berserker through and through, besides, if you know anything of dremora, the police would shoot me on sight
@lukewei5 ай бұрын
Spoiler alert, the first one is even worst news.
@moemeobro40795 ай бұрын
"is it a boy or a girl" "It's Cancer"
@cc_trash5 ай бұрын
for people who aren't aware: tumor! 🎉
@imafailure71384 ай бұрын
Wrong!! MPREG 🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
@TaraYourArmOff4 ай бұрын
@@imafailure7138you must be stopped 😂
@gur34784 ай бұрын
What’s the news? / why would it be a tumor?
@Galax_Official4 ай бұрын
This is an 1 hour vid but it took me 2-3 hours going through it...watching, stopping, takes picture, send, watching, stoping..and the cycle continues
@RebeccaRyan-ss4ge4 ай бұрын
Same 💀
@allpowerful54015 ай бұрын
9:23 is hilarious. They shared a lucid dream, both acknowledged it, then saw each other in real life.
@someonessecondaltaccount69324 ай бұрын
47:14 the way this is actually so terrifying Someone should make an scp about this What if you put a piece of a human in it and found out they were behind some trauma you had and never knew the answer to until now
@Misty_Grey7442 ай бұрын
You, random person on the internet, are an absolute fucking visionary. They SHOULD make an scp about this! Have an amazing day, you fucking genius.
@andistansbury43665 ай бұрын
4:05 Sunflowers scare me for different reasons.
@puffcat23575 ай бұрын
(3 days of just smiling at each other in silence) what
@andistansbury43664 ай бұрын
@@puffcat2357A tall stalk, and at the top of that spire of green, a Black void of seeds surrounded by a Corona of canary yellow spikes.
@gabriellopezcollantes10273 ай бұрын
PvZ
@andistansbury43662 ай бұрын
@@gabriellopezcollantes1027I am not a zombie. I have human flesh that is attached to my skeleton.
@ArtByKarenEHaley2 ай бұрын
Hi I’m Flowey
@RyebuckCoppercap5 ай бұрын
Regarding 31:31, there used to be an old guy who sold fruit on the way to my university, and I would say hi whenever I saw him, but a couple of months ago he stopped showing up... I hope he's alright :/
@hodgiaparnell33074 ай бұрын
Just realised from this that Americans have their own one-upper saying. "I went to Tennesse, she went to elevenesse" In the UK we use the europian city of Tennerife as its a common holiday destination for Brits. "If I went to Tennerife, she went to Elevenerife". Wild to me that we both have places that work for that.
@addysart50275 ай бұрын
Okay, the green flags for first dates thing. Let me tell you about mine with my current partner. We literally had started dating that day, which was the last day of senior year (which when I'm writing this, was not very long ago, like maybe a month now) but we were both so upset when we got seperated. All we wanted to do was hang out together with some of our friends and say our goodbyes to people we know we wouldn't see again, but we did it together, holding hands and sharing funnel cakes together with our other friends. We made jokes together and we laughed and talked about how far we had come from elementary school (mutual friend and I met in middle school, my partner and I had met first day of senior year) we would talk about our lows and how we're glad we overcame them, and discovered ourselves through them. It was like we had been there for one another through it all. We were friends before dating, and now we're even closer. We geek out about games and shows together and joke about nothing, but it's the silence that makes me think this is great. Cause the silence isn't awkward when we're together. It's comfortable. It's calm and loving, and we can just look into each other's eyes and know we're there for each other. And it's that reassurance that we need, especially me. I'm not the most comfortable with how I look, and he's there for me anyways, telling me I look gorgeous no matter what. I tell him how handsome he is, and how I can't wait until he gets his surgeries to feel like himself (he's trans) and how I'm going to be there to support him during them. We don't have to text every day cause we know we acknowledge we have different social lives and lives in general, but he's always so excited to see me. So much so he sprints into my arms! I cannot explain how much joy that fills me with. Thanks for reading me happy rant about a bunch of green flags 😅
@Localtoast055 ай бұрын
This was the fastest hour of my life, I love these videos
@magicender85 ай бұрын
1:01:32 I laughed at Elevensee for way longer than I reasonably should have.
@Galax_Official4 ай бұрын
Real
@hodgiaparnell33074 ай бұрын
With the "warning dont use heavy machinery when using" on medications, my brain immediately goes to circular saw/table saw
@satibel5 ай бұрын
5:01 that's the idea behind 'ludes, take a the sedative and don't sleep, and it makes you hallucinate.
@airconditionedBreeze4 ай бұрын
Holy shir 31:35 really hit me. I was best friends with someone in kindergarten, and when we started 1st grade (well, the grade before 1st) we seperated and didn't talk to each other anymore. This was like.. 8 years ago. I still remember her, I remember her name, how she spoke, how it looked like where she lived then, and I remember the gray kitty that grabbed onto my pants to get attention. I think of her every so often. I did meet her a few years later in dance class, but never spoke to her because it'd be awkward at the time, so I don't really count that. And before you say anything about trying to call her or something, we tried several times. My mom would call her and proceed to get no response. I literally miss her and think about her so much
@yellowthing58745 ай бұрын
I got confused thinking there was a video i didn’t even post cuz of your avatar
@andistansbury43665 ай бұрын
You have a slightly darker shade of yellow
@average-wubbox-enjoyer5 ай бұрын
change your pfp and name to sunshine's to get back at them
@pondpuddle83535 ай бұрын
@@andistansbury4366 lol not even slightly thats basically desaturated mustard
@Sun_shiner113 ай бұрын
LMAO
@EternaSoSleepy5 ай бұрын
I recognise some of these posts from reddit? Like they are the exact same story
@kirby17815 ай бұрын
There is a subreddit just for Tumblr posts to be reposted there. Or do you mean "normal" Reddit posts seemingly similar? In which yeah it is a coin flip on who stole from who (except in the rare case it is the same user posting on both sites.) Edit - Some of the "anonymous" user posts do feel like they were originally Ask Reddit content and then put into some "make a Tumblr post" site I will say. Could be the maker of the video wanted to make a comp of things they had but also make it look the same, but Tumblr posts without the funny names feel cursed. Edit 2 - Then the "Tumblr post" at 23:02 flat out says "of Reddit" so there goes any remaining feelings of illusion. To the video creator, you could've had a Tumblr comp and Ask Reddit comp, other people do it, nobody would've judged you.
@DeadpoolioTheAmazing694 ай бұрын
Watching this makes me remember that... People exist and I can't stop that and I don't think I want to.
@kellyntaylor81845 ай бұрын
23:01 There was a rumor that our geometry teacher that was in the freshman building in high school, had an “adult toy” in his trunk, and loved staring at the girls in his class. The toy-thing was not true, but it was true that he loved staring at girls in his class, specifically the girls who weren’t white(Black, Hispanic, Indian, etc) including me. He even let one of the school freak(the kid that has the serial killer vibe) wack off in his class(my friend witnessed it and told me about it).
@lyndenn2 ай бұрын
Some of these are actually really deep and made me think a lot about life 😅
@fin366694 ай бұрын
Once, i was talking to my friend and they asked me the time and i wanted to say "let me just check" but what i almost said was "Let me chust jeck." I said "Let me jeck".
@Totallynotredtail5 ай бұрын
15:24 this is me with literally anything I enjoy, I see one character and immediately go “yep you’re my favorite” and then I’m RIGHT??? Edit : 26:22 this is very Paul & Emma from TGWDLM core Edit 2 I’ve eaten your best friend, Stu: 46:51 I wish I was this kid Edit 3 my dog stepped on a bee: 52:27 you had me at the gender comment
@Trashy_Zee5 ай бұрын
25:52 - That's really cute awh
@calebhumphrey82203 ай бұрын
This stuff really brightened my day- thank you.
@someonessecondaltaccount69324 ай бұрын
42:40 the way i literally said "that is so amazing" that my brother got concerned
@aaronwolk9983 ай бұрын
I like how their is a story about going to meet Gibby, followed by one about Noah.
@deadpool5695 ай бұрын
16:51 I may be a 28 year old man, but I think I am this boss lady
@MoonlitBookworm734 ай бұрын
11:45 I love this one because I actually had a friend who was brave enough to make friends with me, and I learned from my mother that my friend’s mother had been encouraging her to talk to me for weeks beforehand. I do my best to compliment others when I think they look cool now. Even if it’s hard on me, I know that it can make their day. ❤
@c3ki4 ай бұрын
New soulmate variant just dropped: lucid dream soulmates
@ICallShotgun133 ай бұрын
There are so many stories from 9th grade, and then there's me, who started just now.
@andistansbury43665 ай бұрын
18:09 Pavlov's antidepressant
@villainservitor4 ай бұрын
these are the classic heritage posts of our favorite hellsite lmao
@sparrowEP4 ай бұрын
54:40 bonus points if you have a friend on a rooftop with a scope without the gun to imitate the sniper light, nobody will mess with you again
@DeidresStuff2 ай бұрын
I love explaining that I'm buying piles of leafy greens for my iguana.
@DezAmmySel4 ай бұрын
"Tumblr Posts" oh hey sweet I like those. "High school teachers of Reddit," OH COME ON
@limper1065 ай бұрын
I chose not to get hiccups when I was 8 years old and I haven't had them since
@colleens11074 ай бұрын
I’m a nanny. I have entire songs devoted to jumping. So I can safely say I JUMPED YESTERDAY
@emmitwinchell43074 ай бұрын
Archeology vs grave robbing the difference is 50 years.
@DeadpoolioTheAmazing693 ай бұрын
Really hmm.... I guess I can wait... Lol
@SantaMuerte18135 ай бұрын
People need to learn the difference between average and mediocre
@gabrielsfilms20865 ай бұрын
6:10 NO!!! I WANT TO RIP AND TEAR
@AmbroseArietes5 ай бұрын
why is the music overlapping over itself 13 minutes in. i am afraid
@kawaiigirl14823 ай бұрын
1:14 The reason I’m not ticklish is because my brother did it so often, I think he fried my nerves or something, because now I’m literally not ticklish at all. I literally feel nothing if you try to tickle me.
@tuc-kaankaraayan5 ай бұрын
I wish there was a "no bg music version" version.
@someonessecondaltaccount69324 ай бұрын
Why do all these tumblr people have more friends than me
@commanderfoxtrot3 ай бұрын
_Had_ a friend for 6 years up until a couple months ago. Turns out he’d been masking his true identity this entire time. But not the way you’d initially think. See, his name and address and all that stuff bound to him was him, but his personality and who he truly was inside? Not remotely what he put on outside. How did I find this out? He told me that exactly. “Our personalities aren’t compatible.” A couple weeks prior we were hanging out and went to the store for food. He said some really out-of-pocket shit with relation to The Holocaust as the butt-end of a joke. I told him it was out-of-pocket and he got all defensive. We nearly parted ways that day, but we talked outside the store for a moment before returning inside to grab snacks. FFWD to when I try asking him to come over again and he says no, before telling me the incompatibility thing. That wasn’t the first time he’d made an out-of-pocket or blatantly bigoted comment thinly disguised as a “joke,” but the thing with the relationship we had was that he had me convinced it was fine and that they really were jokes. When we stopped talking, all of that rushed back in, and everything makes sense. I’m pretty sure he’s a neo-Nazi. His grandmother is openly racist and alt-right (I’ve had the displeasure of experiencing her shit firsthand), and her father was a high-ranking card carrier in Nazi Germany before moving to Canada to evade authorities. He’s said some pretty awful things, including slurs - which his friend-group openly use too - which combined together makes for genuine concern on my part. Had I not called him out on his shit repeatedly enough I’m afraid he would’ve either tried looping me into it - not gonna happen; I’m a diehard anarchist now - or upon realizing that take me to get lynched without me knowing it. Still, I don’t know for certain, it’s just the one thing that makes the most sense. I’m sure I’ll find out the truth eventually, but the meantime just sucks. But like… think about it: six years with a different personality, him being around someone pretty damn progressive, and instead of reconsidering his own beliefs he just decides tricking me is better. Who the fuck does that?
@wizmizz5 ай бұрын
11:18 your delivery made me laugh😭
@somethingforsenro3 ай бұрын
the keanu reeves kid had a serious point
@RxseErrxrs4 ай бұрын
The "oh no" feeling was the foreshadowing of Covid
@dreamdarts64013 ай бұрын
All these "perfect powers" everybody knows the best power is the ability to have any power you could possibly think of... or mind control, is a second best
@MR.JUSTCOD5 ай бұрын
16:29 that’s wholesome
@Dweiathecat4 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize just how long this video was until now.
@watiguess22 күн бұрын
I started watching This and lost track of time
@thehuckleberry83493 ай бұрын
6:40 Fun fact: if coffee just makes you feel anxious and doesnt make you less tired, theres a solid chance you have ADHD. I found that out the hard way
@krabstickle3 ай бұрын
Your pfp made me thing you were pheonixsc and I was really confused when I read the title
@Poppy-xh8xl5 ай бұрын
These are all so funny 😂
@pengil35 ай бұрын
The Boat of Synonym Dictionary is a of my most liked of the poles presented.
@GamerSoda-wk1ji5 ай бұрын
32:58 Mine has to be >:D because how deviously innocent it is.
@GanonBlightfire5 ай бұрын
My favorite is ∆ ∆ --°-- \/\/
@emandfrixy2 ай бұрын
>:3 i also love
@calebhumphrey82203 ай бұрын
26:33 this is so relatable and very funny
@y.m.or.40535 ай бұрын
1:23:29 Did he go to college in FLORIDA?!
@redpanda79145 ай бұрын
55:47 - 1:17:58 is my favorite story
@quentin13264 ай бұрын
12:54 Actually the theory of memes originated with the idea that our brains are computers accepting and rejecting "programming".
@LotusKitty5 ай бұрын
2:18 me when I often say "loll hahaha"
@blackbearcj581910 күн бұрын
Accidentaly ally Mom, just forgot er son wasn't trans lmao.
@mintyreview67943 ай бұрын
7:59 God we have to love this Italian accent
@someonessecondaltaccount69324 ай бұрын
52:14 why do i want to ingrain this in my mind more than i want to ingrain how division works
@Capriikal3 ай бұрын
You sound kinda like Jerma when you're in 2 times speed
@NonExistentSpace3 ай бұрын
36:10 Ah yes, gleeking, one of the most random things people's bodies can do.
@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh3 ай бұрын
13:45 this is a coin flip. option 1, i'm just fucking dying option 2, the entire school is going through hell option 3, it's gojo so nothing is really wrong here would be pretty entertaining option 4, uhhhh i don't know what the fuck roland from library of ruina would be doing here
@frozenlemon3 ай бұрын
42:55 I had a cavity filled a couple months ago and one of them dropped a tool Dentist one: sorry, I’ll go wash it. Dentist two: WOWWW. She really hates dentistry. (Sarcastic) Me: yeah, I hate dentistry too.
@sillycatsruntheworld5 ай бұрын
underrated channel
@Trashy_Zee5 ай бұрын
Doll pfp spotted
@sparrowEP4 ай бұрын
whats your favorite gatorade flavor? mine is frost glacier freeca
@gur34784 ай бұрын
Frost glacier freeze enjoyers rise up!!
@sparrowEP4 ай бұрын
@@gur3478 thats a real flavor? also you have been founded out as an undercover cop
@Rainbow-Coffee4 ай бұрын
I’ve never had gatorade in my life
@sparrowEP4 ай бұрын
@@Rainbow-Coffee me neither
@Polikaize4 ай бұрын
wtf, i didn't even notice it was a whole Hour long, my ADHD ass just breezed through it???? 😮
@Somethingiguess-tj6xo3 ай бұрын
36:34 For me it's more like: "Wow, your eyes are so pretty." "Yeah I know, I'm so pretty, aren't I? ... No, uhm. That was a joke. I'm joking... I mean I'm not but I am.... whatever, anyways!"
@Talectyl5 ай бұрын
5:05 That would be Equilpse
@aleggs283 ай бұрын
6:22 so basically me all throughout my school years
@AycerS-vods2 ай бұрын
6:45 Watching this on a 4 hour long car trip lol. They have a point
@HypaBeast5 ай бұрын
holy shit 1⅖ hours?????
@fireballfilms4 ай бұрын
pb&j is totally able to be a breakfast
@___________________________._2 ай бұрын
1:08:48 the more fitting word would be "Backpfeifengesicht." Because Waltersobchakeit doesn't exist
@sparrowEP4 ай бұрын
anything the government says is boiled
@wastaken-4045 ай бұрын
I'm pregnant!!
@N0v4.fr05t.5 ай бұрын
HOW DARE YOU. I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER. YOU- wait...
@TommyWall-ov2xo2 ай бұрын
9:23 bro met ramona flowers
@qckreplacementvideos75612 ай бұрын
50:05 THE HU MENTIONED???
@TumblrShorts3 ай бұрын
i love this content 🤣
@elwan_5 ай бұрын
23:02 bro thinks he's on reddit
@ChiefMakes4 ай бұрын
12:01 guess I’ve been an eternal void for people
@cheapartistcheapy5 ай бұрын
im probably a dick, people totally like more when im not in picture
@cheapartistcheapy5 ай бұрын
my brain expanded my vision by like 20%
@doodled.47543 ай бұрын
36:05 it’s called gleeking and about 50% of people can do it
@Somethingiguess-tj6xo3 ай бұрын
13:35 best thing ever
@hollyaura24995 ай бұрын
10:24 this one is my favorite.
@Pindie123213 ай бұрын
OK OK SO THE LUCID DREAMING ONE WHAT IF ITS KINDA LIKE THE SUBSPACE HIGHWAYS IN SCOTT PILGRIM
@autumngalix46164 ай бұрын
He may not be pregnant, but I'm pretty sure he was serious about getting _someone_ pregnant. He's still irresponsible.
@estellestar-3 ай бұрын
He isn’t pregnant he’s gregnant
@typecasto3 ай бұрын
why did you take everybody’s profile pictures away?