Imagine being HelloGreedo and watching this video. Dude's actually a Firefighter and a KZbinr.

I am pissed off.

Phase 7: "I don’t like that it was filmed using a 10000€ camera, should have used a shitty rusty film camera from the 1940’s."

I like Spider-Man because I'm literally Spider-Man. I couldn't care less what other people say.

Great idea for a video! I enjoyed it a lot!

I'm just going to be blunt but as a former film reviewer and freelance journalist , I don't consider any of these people you mentioned actual film critics. These seem like more movie fans with a lot of opinions and that doesn't make you a film critic or reviewer. I don't have an issue with people who simply have film channels on you tube and talk about movies per se or even analyze films. That's fine. But you tube movie reviewer is an oxymoron.

Phase 6: “Did you notice how Bee Movie actually pays homage to Pier Paolo Pasolinis Salò?”

In the tier list of Jango videos, this is up there with the very best

Phase 5: “You know Hollywood is a fucking joke. So are streaming services and many big names. You want real cinema…join me in the land of A24, my Lisan al Gaib!”

Ah, yes. A fellow chad Aliens fan Also, we would've been best friends when I was in 7th Grade because I was obsessed with everything Arnold Schwarzenegger.

On the topic of Scorsese vs. Tarantino, Scorsese's documentaries are also amazing. That "one filmography for the rest of my life" hypothetical was cool. I'd definitely pick Scorsese, no question. One day, I can watch Goodfellas, and the next I can watch a George Harrison documentary (which may just be the best Beatles documentary too). Definitely more versatility. Also... just as people, Scorsese gives trustworthy dad, where Tarantino gives that high school friend you outgrew.

Bro forgot how truffaut destroyed the old movies by saying it was shit

Challengers is by far the best movie of the year and is one of the greatest snubs of the Oscars ever.

This channel deserves so many more views. Bravo!

Pulp fiction is my least favorite quinten tarrantino film. And I can't really tell you why. I love all of his films, but maybe it was overhyped or something, I've seen it many times and it just doesn't do it for me 🤷‍♂️

I’m at phase 5, i still catch myself being pretentious though

Top 5: 10. American History X 9. Fast and furious 5 8. Akira 7. dragon ball wrath of the dragon 6. Philadelphia. 5. Terminator 2. 4. Natural born killer. 3. Reservoid dogs 2. The Deer Hunter. 1. Requiem for a Dream

Im definitely hanging out with Tyler Durden and Aragorn 😎

Idk man, I feel like Aragorn has to be Best Friend (assuming I know everything about him and he’s not just eyeing me from the corner of a tavern).

Thank you for not overusing the word "film" like every other try hard

I hate the cultists who put some directors too high of pedestals like the Snyder cultist or the M Night Cultist. They are not objective

The thing is fans hate pandering that Hollywood does. I hate it. Look at the South Park episode Panderverse. There is a reason why that was made in regards to Culture Warriors. I don’t even like Nerdrotic but I do have some agreements with him. No one cares about Star Wars now. Marvel has lost popularity. Disney has gone down a bad road.

Randall from Clerks goes in the Inner Circle, I would love to nerd out about movies him, but he’d probably end up pissing off some guy and get me in trouble to.

I love Pitch Meeting. I am not sure if you would consider Doug Walker to be a Satire Critic. Doug is a sellout and a shill.

With harsh critics it Depends on the individual and how he approaches movies. Your movies Sucks would be a Harsh critic I think he sounds too much like Oscar the Grouch. Too negative for my taste and not positive enough. He is like Simon Cowell when he was an American Idol judge.

Flick Pick is great.

I suppose E-Rod would be a Funko critic. I used to like him but after awhile, I felt he sold out and is now a shill.

Great video mate!! Heaps of these I never knew were remakes!

Phase 10: Marvel is CINEMA!

Cat in the Hat best friend

I was worried, but W tier list

With Sam in best friend tier, and an inner circle of Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas (not on the list, but gotta have the trio), Barbie, Ellen Ripley, Han Solo, and Captain Jack Sparrow, me and the homies would be unstoppable

I'd party all night long with JangoDisc.

The people you added to the list are so random . You literally have the dude from phantom thread on a list with Star Wars characters and Mike Myers cat in the hat .

You have a lot of great videos, I hope you continue to get more views

Picking between Tarantino or Scorcese to watch until the end of life it’s easy because Martin has almost 3 times more movies than Quentin. But picking someone for being better between these two is indeed very hard for me.

Where would you put the Nostalgia Critic? At the "entertainer" table?

It's like comparing Siskel and Ebert to Chris Stuckman

Shadow the Hedgehog?

This is a banger of a tier list idea lol keep up the awesome content

Currently watchind Dead Poet Society (this is not a very useful comment but i wanted to say something)

I would totally like to be friend with Ellen Ripley

Don’t know if you’ve seen When Harry Met Sally, but that’s probably the best romcom of all time. It made me realize that romcoms can actually be amazing. When Harry Met Sally is the main movie I think of whenever I’ve been in a relationship with a girl. Better than Mean Girls. I’m being so serious.

I definitely recommend the Herzog version of Nosferatu. Adjani plays Lily Rose-Depp's role in it and in my opinion it is the most depthful and nuanced performance of her career. The only thing I would change about it is that it's a bit slow-burning, like most depictions of the story, but I think the themes within the narrative are best explored here. There's a scene with rats in it, and you'll know it when you see it--like Eggers' version, but much more tragic to me. Also Francis Cord Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula is my favorite adaptation of the Stoker text tied to Herzog Nosferatu. The idea of sexual repression in the gothic 18th century time period I think is done more interestingly in Coppola's version in my opinion. I found Eggers' version somewhat pointless, although I can understand why people might like it. Frankly, I am a bit jealous of those who can see something in it that I can't. I think his probably has the best cinematography & score of any of the films with the 'Nosferatu' name though, Eggers has said it was partially inspired by Tim Burton's Batman Returns and I could absolutely tell where that came from because the best moments in the film are taken from that movie.

Phase 5 also includes just having tiers instead of ranking your favorites. Can't imagine just picking one.

Critical Drinker needs his own tier below “the worst”.

The Dark Knight >>>>>> Fight Club

History critics also they mostly review movies of the past and completely ignore any modern ones. Don’t know where they belong tho lol

I started at bladerunner, now I’m at old Japanese black and white samurai movies 😂😂

Absolutely based list (and solid reasoning)