The Truth About The Titanic Submarine Mission | Ari Shaffir

Standup Comedian Ari Shaffir performing at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas. Tickets on sale now for Ari's next special taping April 26 & April 27 in Washington, DC!
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• Mar 21: Raleigh, NC
• Mar 22: Asheville, NC
• Mar 24: Charleston, SC
• Mar 25: Hoover, AL
• Mar 26: Nashville, TN
• Mar 27: Huntsville, AL
• Mar 28: Knoxville, TN
• Mar 29: Memphis, TN
• Mar 30: Lexington, KY
• Mar 31: Cleveland, OH
• Apr 01: Liberty Township, OH
• Apr 03: Columbus, OH
• Apr 04: Grand Rapids, MI
• Apr 05: Detroit, MI
• Apr 27: Washington, DC - special taping!
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Editing: Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino

[@RobinLundqvist]

Ari Shaffir really doesn't let a good tragedy go to waste

[@SuperStruct]

Remember that tragedy that occurred? What was it called, oh yes, 9/11. What a national tragedy that was.

[@aaronjamison5150]

Wasn’t that Winston Churchill? Lmao

[@GahMorninJulia]

This is nothing compared to James Cameron’s tragedy material.

[@MrNicvdb]

Kobe!

[@Kustan112]

@RobinLundqvist well said lmao

[@hawk1093]

Thank you for reaffirming what I had suspected happened.

[@bnol03686]

I was waiting for Ari’s sympathetic take

[@jacksonscofield7809]

Someone knows what side their buttfuked bread is buttfukkin buttered on

[@jackzwahlen764]

Don't hold your breath...............what they should have told the submariners

[@weneedcriticalthinking]

That's our Ari being Ari.

[@frankmurphy5]

I was part of the recovery team and can confirm that this is what happened.

[@5thdimension665]

I was the submarine and can confirm I'm in pain

[@AaronHarver-dj4yq]

I am the ocean and I can confirm I might have gotten a lil rough last night

[@Genious.]

@@AaronHarver-dj4yq My Dad is the President of the Internet and he says that if you guys don't stop making false claims about yourselves, he will kick you off.

[@expfcwintergreenv2.02]

I’m in recovery and wondering if anybody has some yellow submarines

[@5thdimension665]

@@Genious. my dads the king of electricity so watch it! Or i'll cut your power

[@sfewgewssdgdsgh]

I love how pissed off ari makes people, i think thats why i like him

[@derekcarney]

DEFINITELY. HE HAS NO SHAME AND NO FEAR. He THRIVES in comedy as soon as anyone dies. I love his unpopular "too soon" takes. They are what will solidify him in the comedy history books. I could only hope and pray to die and have Ari include my death in an uncomfortable bit as soon as i die. Isn't that what you all strive for in this life? ; ]

[@bayoubilly5176]

​@@derekcarneyI think Sam kinison is his spirit animal... Miss him and adore Ari...

[@starboy32]

​@@derekcarneyno shame no fear no respect no decency. should coin his brand of comedy "rock bottom humor" dont get me wrong i like it tho

[@derekcarney]

@@starboy32 His Kobe Bryant controversy, working at the comedy store, his Joe Rogan and Kill Tony appearances, his jobs on comedy central.... 6,000,000 youtube views for Jew. Are you an Ari Denier?!

[@derekcarney]

Lol.

[@pfft7738]

The coast guard did say they heard banging.

[@theyetti8811]

I truly did laugh out loud.

[@pfft7738]

@@theyetti8811 the depths some men will go to stay in the closet...smh.

[@natephant]

Very timely

[@alexcoyg3281]

This is the kind of truth that the mainstream media will never show👏👏👏

[@b4Sed1593]

Daily reminder that Gaysenal slipped a 12 point lead 😂😭

[@witheredmedia]

ari has the best takes on topical stuff

[@benitofranklyn4237]

We need more of these standup clips from Ari

[@jacocharzukanamericanautho2422]

Amazing Ari! Your stuff needs so much more praise like for real.

[@smokestrong1000]

Glad Ari cleared that up for everyone. Especially only nemo being able to judge them. All makes sense now.

[@paulmetesh7981]

Best version i heard so Far .....Ari nailed it Again 👏

[@ChristopherAkin42]

when you know someone else will make the joke and you just want the credit. Thanks Ari

[@evanbechthold3877]

The best take yet!

[@DirtyDovi]

Hands down [asses up] this is The Best Description/Explanation Ever! 🤘🤣

[@neilpritchard4734]

Ari Shaffer will go down as the best comedic producer I've seen in my life. If you've never watched The Amazing Racist you are missing out-pur gold and black comedy

[@avi3020]

Thought ari was on a hiatus,glad to see him 🙌🏻

[@ericbwertz]

I think that he only killed the podcast but is out on tour now.

[@GodbreadGilfredBiago]

Yeah he said he wouldn't be filmed lol

[@Mr.Muscaria]

I hope I'm rich and famous enough for Ari to make fun of me when I die

[@maxmeier532]

Give him 5 bucks and he'll suck you off.

[@annmarie6060]

Ari...thank you for explaining it too us! 👍😁

[@chilidog727]

😘

[@oghash4912]

U just earned a subscriber

[@GarsonProduction]

As these people sadly, very recently passed away some one had to speak the truth on this and as a man from and for the people Ari manned up yet again.

[@gettem6341]

I always love ari's take on current events

[@LilMushroomTip]

YEAH BABY WE MISSED YA

[@lostinthegroovepod]

Made my morning always get my news from Ari he's the best LMFAO

[@larrygraham4875]

Ari for President. Much love 😁🥰

[@rticle15]

Im glad Ari took a full 30 seconds to craft this joke.

[@murdercide4967]

Thats how long they lasted in the submarine

[@Android-Zen]

Ari needs to have a news show. This is how I like to consume the news. 😅

[@olherb9633]

A news show with Ari and Mark Normand as the desk hosts and Shane Gillis and Theo Von as field correspondents

[@crisp__]

​@@olherb9633if they did Daily Show exactly as you said I'd watch every fucking episode

[@hardbrocklife]

3 seconds in and I'm already excited

[@AstroNomik700]

Solid C+

[@gitwindoixphog613]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[@TheCokeMan3]

Love this! I missed the Kobe video

[@dungeonbayshop564]

Thank you sir. I thought I was the only one who did not care the slightest bit about that situation.

[@torontoenvironment9899]

I need an Ari Shaffir vlog in my life

[@danclanlynch]

The real answers we've all been waiting for.

[@nightly522]

masterpiece!!

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Miss you Ari

[@bobcostas6272]

Thank you professor

[@garygood369]

Ur amazing Ari ❤

[@bigisaac8060]

That was fuckin funny. I'm so glad Ari exists. Always around to lighten a tragedy. You're awesome Ari even though you don't read comments 🤣😁🤙

[@TheSLOShadow]

What tragedy?

[@royalranting119]

Hilarious take Ari is the man

[@1surfercross]

Legend!

[@ShortFormLiFe]

He actually managed to make a point of it too in the end lol

[@smokestrong1000]

I wonder what he had to think of first then being gay and how it'd make it implode or it imploding and how he can tie that in to them being gay lmao

[@MrSknottykid]

I was wondering what happened. Thanks,😂😂

[@dirtybubbles_gaming]

thank you ari.

[@pfft7738]

Well now if Zuckerberg and musk have that jui jitsu match we won't be able to say " the first billionaire to lose to a sub mission"

[@jakewardwell1043]

Pfft7738 that’s the best comment I’ve seen probably this whole year

[@pfft7738]

@@jakewardwell1043 lol sweet!

[@LangstonDev]

🤌

[@jordanhernandez2937]

My man😂

[@AnIgnorantMan]

Bringing a whole new meaning to (power bottom)

[@kylecarter1599]

Thank God for Ari Shaffir

[@senorgringopapi2059]

Love it! 😂

[@morganspencer-churchill2136]

Hell yeah Ori

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

HAHAHA! It's never too soon, you're keeping the tradition alive, rip gilbert gottfried :D

[@neverumind7801]

bravo, bravo!!

[@itsfine9136]

"You cant separate a butt fick circle" 🤣💀

[@Luhbraindead]

It’s never soon too 🔜 😂

[@crabshacks_8780]

goat for tragedy jokes

[@Magic_dawn]

As a member of Seal Team 6 this is exactly what happened on that sub.

[@JJM2222]

enlightening

[@FatdogBlues]

Banging sounds were detected

[@bobbowie9350]

strong!

[@bendavis5526]

The most underrated comic

[@user-bo1gf7bg8v]

Ari is such a brave teacher of awareness, I barely laughed, but I wanted to hear everything because this has been a learning moment. Congrats on 6mil

[@ryanbean3548]

He beat up Bobby Lee for owing him 30k 😂

[@mysteryY2K]

Ari looks like hes about to ask me for spare change as i leave the grocery store (love him tho)

[@zacharywaynewatson8888]

This might be my favorite joke of the year.

[@Grommie122]

Can't wait for you to come to Philly, making wife buy tickets

[@pauljoseph8338]

The first official HOUSE CAM production from the Mothership??? Looks great!

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Do you know if this is the big or small room?

[@tonybonesLD]

Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@T25de]

Well said ari

[@abelpelayo1669]

Did they remove views from his past uploads ? Ari is the fkn Man!! 🎉

[@ku7342]

Ari stands for chaos

[@jeremiahpool7546]

I knew it!

[@jpierce2l33t]

Holy shit i literally had the thought earlier of 'wonder if Ari is gonna comment on the submarine?' Haha yesss 🤣

[@logeydog]

The master

[@ejayxray]

crusher 💥💥💥💥💥

[@SecretWoodshop]

I'm glad ari killed the skeptic tank to focus on what he really loves, finding the humor in tragedy

[@heatheverett]

Holy hell, Ari! Hitting it with joke after joke after joke after tag after tag. Fuckin crushing topical material! Hell yeah, doggie, that's my president!

[@TheCrazyCanuck420]

I was wondering when you would strike Ari 😂

[@soundsz20]

well done.

[@dialed4life]

Holy fuck so good. Gotta keep it air tight

[@eliasdskill5008]

Da best

[@jessediaz2693]

The aristocrats!! You are a genius Ari!

[@tankhankeress1739]

Ari is so himself

[@WilliamSmallacombe]

Jeezus 😂😂😂

[@s_r3go7]

u sunk that 1 like kobe at the buzzer

[@Scrub_Jake]

Yeah getting into a B.F. circle ⭕️ is like a Chinese finger trap. You try to pull out and you just end up backing up further onto the guy behind you… there is no escape..

[@j004play]

That is by far the best scientific explanation of the submarine imploding I've heard.

[@weneedcriticalthinking]

That's are Ari being Ari.

[@samuel2415]

our

[@weneedcriticalthinking]

@@samuel2415 oh my you our correct. = okay that time i did it for a joke. thanks samuel. you rock.

[@thetowertarot13]

“Can I complete the most unGodly of all circles”😂

[@derekcarney]

Just an example of his PERFECT word choice. Concise and descriptive. A lot of other lazy comics should be taking notes.

[@justmenb3379]

The Cronkite of our times.Thanks Ari.

[@denvermike3125]

Solid theory

[@APCooper]

Sounds legit.

[@KS-sd3ih]

lol sing it Ari. haha

[@jeffs_outside]

Ari looks like he’s been walking thru the desert

[@Kanye_Biden]

Kobe!

[@NCLife-zn9vj]

Pure science......

[@timmueller9095]

Lmao 🤣 you gotta fuckin love ARI!!! He gives 2 Shits

[@mikolfarley]

Never too soon... Ari is the king of sting... 😬😬😬

[@eviltricster8090]

Ari, please talk to the guys with the weather machine. Tell em Texas has had enough of this heatwave. Make it stahp

[@arishaffir]

They're busy keeping Kanye from making a comeback.