Your illustrated comment about the 250,000 year old Asda is fundamentally flawed - their reward scheme is Asda Rewards, Clubcard is Tesco. Tsk.

You’re braver around cows than most of the other hiking KZbinrs

Dick Turnip

Funny that you say it felt like a mirage. I’ve done the walk along the river to Lewes from Rodmell and it felt exactly the same!

4:46 Reminds me of that great Jon Ronson line "Ever since I heard about confirmation bias, I've been seeing it everywhere." 4:46

marmite

better now

a bit concerety so far

Huge revelation that Sunglasses Marek shares your body. I always presumed he was a second autonomous Marek.

My horse riding mugger name would be Harry Secombe, as nobody did highways better.

Clear evidence that 'the algorithm' is not only always watching, but is starting to take over the physical world. I bet if you went in that Asda all the promotions would be for stuff you've recently searched.

That's a lot for 16.

Did I hear you correctly? You have to pay to go on the pier??

Call me " The Prime Minister" highwayman or Kevin.

Really enjoyed your walk. Almost as much as going for a walk on a Monday! 😉

I loved the traveling bard! Shame he didn't sing to you. It must be worth a few point in the spotters handbook.

Almost shifting cows with polite coughs, another heroic attempt superdude

Love ya vids Marek. The wife just spotted you on Shakespeare and Hathaway!!! Some top role playing💪🏻🎯

Great video, you made it look like a nice walk even though it was 14 miles!

I think that thing is called an 'insect'???

Nice one Cool Dude, always good to end a walk with great big machicolations

Great walk CD. Highwayman name would be 'The Government' as they are notorious of emptying pockets of any coinage. I think someone was pulling your leg when they said cough to move cows

Near the first part of your walk, there's not only threat from falling rock, but at certain times of the year you may encounter a massive group of fox terriers. When we went in October for the terrier walk, there was also the hazard of immense waves roaring over our heads (and if you were unlucky, on your head). My second dog who is somewhat heavier than a fox terrier was scared of the waves and had to be carried. Not the most fun I've ever had. I'm sure you'd be thankful you end up there that day!

Sorry i can't afford to join Marak, but heres an obligatory comment to help out the algorithm and extend your reach.

Nice One Cool Dude👌👍👍👍

Have you seen the statue that I'm not saying is you but near enough for me to imagine it's you between Sainsbury and Halfords by the side of Luckley Brook in Newport (Isle of Wight)? It's a recumbent nude bald man reading - if I remember I'll drop you a picture on something that is friendlier to sending images. PS I think it's in cast concrete

When I was in my youth I had a shaved head for a while and my friend (who had long hair) and I gatecrashed a party when we were a bit drunk, and someone apparently said "who invited that ****ing skinhead?" and someone else said "yeah! and he's brought his long haired mate". So I think we would be a pair of highway bandits and call ourselves The ****ing Skinhead and His Long Haired Mate, and that would sow even more confusion as I no longer have a skinhead.

I think if you talk to cows as equals then they will show you respect

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Good one, I might get down to Southease and Rodmell today, those cows are a pain in the back side!

Hello Coolest of Dudes. Excellent walk plus slightly ominous cows. If I were a highwayman, I'd be 'The Sarcky Sabre' and make snide comments about their hygiene shortcomings as I relieved them of their pocket watches and pearls like 'Stand and deliver but from a distance coz you really whiff' or 'What fine diamonds, Madam. I shall buy you some soap and a flannel with the money they make'.

Beware the Purple Mischief

Great walk, Marek. Your commentary, drawings and characters (Sunglasses Marek) truly elevate these videos. I appreciate them. Thanks for Brighton-ing my day 😊 #punfun

Nice one Cool Dude

My highwayman name would be The Big Hunt. Why? Because all the forces of law and order would be looking for me and NOT for any phonetic reasons I can think of.

Not that people are too interested in but I am like 232 .. Stay cool People

Find the pigeon >>>> Real Fine and Interesting with a touch of Relaxation thrown in Walking Video Son of Mr and Mrs Larwood . I'd like to Thank Mr and Mrs Larwood for raising such a nice Fellow that Marek sure is . Thank You Marek for this Smile on me Dial .

Your parents are so sweet. Looks like a lovely walk!

If I was a highway man I'd be called the marmalade fancier.

Very profound and philosophical gorilla/documentary musings, I like it! Looks like you had a nice day for it - a rare thing this year, it seems...

The thing on the beach that you couldn't identify was a creature.

You need to hold your hand to your ear for the full folk singer effect, otherwise very good.

Ahh excellent! You are in my neck of the woods, this walk is on my list to complete. Thank you for sharing cool dude 😎

Bullocks mate😮

I'm not really bold enough to be a Bushranger, so I'd probably just join a gang and do the admin. There's bound to be admin.

Blimey first Cambridge then Brighton and Lewes! I lived in Brighton for a few years and loved walking the coast and downs roundabout the area followed by a pint or two of Harvey’s bitter in Lewis, really lovely! The beetle was a Devils Coach Horse often found in damp gravelly areas.

My school art teacher (Mr Webster) made that Steve Ovett sculpture over 30 years ago. It was so often vandalised/stolen, it had to be remade.

Jen: Just Give It Up Jen Mike: Deplorable Davis

Nice one, loved the song, you should be in the next Dick Turpin series as the purple singing highwayman Cows are normally just getting on with their thing and ok but if they're a bit frisky and inquisitive I just keep talking to them and keep walking, I have been in a field where they started to run after me but they just stayed alongside me so I kept my cool and just kept walking normally - they all stopped once I got to the stile but I never take half a ton of for granted and keep my eye on them 👍