Johnny Plays #1 : 5k Sub Special
37:30
Condemned 2 was a mistake
1:11:20
4 ай бұрын
Looking back at the AREA 51 series
40:03
Kane & Lynch will NEVER return  *MATURE*
1:00:28
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@imjulian5393
@imjulian5393 2 сағат бұрын
Splinter Cell Psychedelic Genre
@K9Clyde
@K9Clyde 4 сағат бұрын
Came for the games, stayed for the music.
@K9Clyde
@K9Clyde 6 сағат бұрын
Check the key bindings, you can map shoot dive, and the slow motion trigger separately. I used shift for slow mo, and RMB for dive. Same in MP2. So this game is flawless actually! Love the music!
@beccawaltz7591
@beccawaltz7591 7 сағат бұрын
The unholy trinity: LJN (laughing joking numnuts), Phoenix Games, and Data Design Interactive.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 3 сағат бұрын
You didn't think BILLY THE WIZARD was extraordinary?
@54Kaaaa
@54Kaaaa 9 сағат бұрын
Great analysis.
@3L_B4R7O
@3L_B4R7O 12 сағат бұрын
Not the worst thing that ever came from Germany, right?
@benjaminsente7430
@benjaminsente7430 13 сағат бұрын
... Fascinating.
@FarmerSlideJoeBob
@FarmerSlideJoeBob 21 сағат бұрын
The Game feels like a fever dream. I couldn't even accept that this game exist :'D
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 13 сағат бұрын
I couldn't believe what I was seeing
@FarmerSlideJoeBob
@FarmerSlideJoeBob 13 сағат бұрын
@@HyperTensionJohnny I know :'D
@Pietreszcz
@Pietreszcz 21 сағат бұрын
3:05 Pole here - yes, Poland was incredibly racist in the '90s, and it still is in some parts
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 18 сағат бұрын
It's like everywhere in the world. You got some good people, some bad people, and people that are just trying to survive. I'm sure most of Poland is lovely.
@Johnnymoszna
@Johnnymoszna 14 сағат бұрын
uh-mhm, Big Cyc - Makumba plays in my head now.
@Johnnymoszna
@Johnnymoszna 14 сағат бұрын
{no i scena z 13 posterunku która nadal jest na YT ;D}
@Jacob_the_Dabbler
@Jacob_the_Dabbler 23 сағат бұрын
Solid gold. Had me cackling 😂
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 13 сағат бұрын
I thought you might like it 🤙
@istdaslol
@istdaslol Күн бұрын
ngl, this game looks like one you have in these childrens play areas, these wacky touch tv's in the shape of a flower, at walmart or the bank. same "minigames" aswell. And let me tell you something, up until the late 00s you'd still find these old stereotypes all over europe, so i'm not as shocked. love from the oboe crowd
@Syphon_Drummer
@Syphon_Drummer Күн бұрын
The ending was amazing.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 13 сағат бұрын
It's a peak into my mind while playing this "game"
@vladname9267
@vladname9267 Күн бұрын
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT
@quickcanary
@quickcanary Күн бұрын
Lmfao! We don’t just come for the well-known bangers. We like it weird. 😂
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 13 сағат бұрын
More of that to come...
@Johnnymoszna
@Johnnymoszna Күн бұрын
1:25 Well, kurwa, maybe it is nothing to be proud of, but still. My country so beautiful. At least that's not a bober reference...
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny Күн бұрын
For the record, I'm just having a bit of fun. I have love and respect for Poland.
@Johnnymoszna
@Johnnymoszna 14 сағат бұрын
Ya man, we cool, there must be some shit media to balance it with something good, vide Witcher 1, 3 and HEXER series from 2000's and I bet that ain't the worst game made in Poland
@SteveMacSticky
@SteveMacSticky Күн бұрын
What is your major malfunction, Private Pyle?
@Youssless
@Youssless Күн бұрын
why do I sense a slight bit of sarcasm in this review?
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny Күн бұрын
Who, me? 😏
@Youssless
@Youssless Күн бұрын
The actual frick did i just watch, lmao.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny Күн бұрын
High art 🎨 🥴
@thekestrel9290
@thekestrel9290 Күн бұрын
Oh yeah, this is a Caddicarus classic
@digitalhauntology
@digitalhauntology Күн бұрын
These are the games you get from grandparents on the side of your family that you don’t see too often.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny Күн бұрын
Joan, God rest her soul, got me Superman 64 for Christmas one year. Poor lady didn't know any better. ❤
@digitalhauntology
@digitalhauntology Күн бұрын
@ RIP, Joan. My Grandma got me Simpsons Wrestling. Also by the way, during the stream you mentioned a Barbed Wire Pam Anderson game that was never released. But we may have overlooked V.I.P a Pam Anderson game based on her short lived TV show.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 18 сағат бұрын
Oh no....*types*
@Aggnog
@Aggnog Күн бұрын
For sure not funded by DEI
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny Күн бұрын
Sounds like a tag team from the 80s
@merces47letifer4
@merces47letifer4 Күн бұрын
Omg that ending 😂 You're genuinely a funny dude. Maybe a few mental issues but thats okay lmao
@darthmeticulous6901
@darthmeticulous6901 Күн бұрын
“The audio is better than any orgasm.” I almost died from laughter. Also, funny you should mention Shao Kahn and Onaga in this, as another guy who reviewed this game made a few Mortal Kombat references. The reviewer in question called the brutes in the Underground Prison level “these Moloch-looking things.” He also said the sound of opening doors in the levels Town of Khemet and Palace of Khemet sounded like “Kintaro doing stretches.” Now hearing you say Mathayus uses “Shao Kahn’s shoulder charge” and calling the chaos god himself (Set) “Onaga” instead… just wow. Maybe the developers decided to pull concepts from those games, though in Set’s case he was before Onaga, so that one’s a clear coincidence.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 3 күн бұрын
Someone take this team and remake Manhunt. The steam version is broken and I miss it :/
@Xanderfaulk
@Xanderfaulk 4 күн бұрын
Thanks for doing this stream, been watching today as im horrifically sick and this has been keeping me going. Will be forever salty at what happened to the Fear franchise, FEAR 2 is still pretty great but a stumble. And then F3AR was a car wreck. A got that game for my birthday, worst birthday ever haha
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 4 күн бұрын
You're more than welcome. Feel better, man! And sorry to hear about your FEAR 3 birthday 😆
@mini8774
@mini8774 4 күн бұрын
I need to play this…..
@David-Starwarsfan
@David-Starwarsfan 5 күн бұрын
Wait the Bible game was real? I thought it was a fever dream about my childhood. Btw I’m a devout catholic and I found this video funny. If God don’t want us to laugh he wouldn’t have given us the ability. God bless and have a wonderful day/ evening/ Night wherever you are ❤
@esoterra8050
@esoterra8050 5 күн бұрын
pls, google "ThirteenAG's Widescreen Fix" - great review, btw.
@esoterra8050
@esoterra8050 5 күн бұрын
never mind, just watched your chaos theory review.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 5 күн бұрын
I've since fixed my copy of Max Payne. It makes me want to redo the video, but I basically said my peace so I dunno. Thanks for watching, though 🤙
@esoterra8050
@esoterra8050 4 күн бұрын
@ maybe a revisit after a couple of years or to record new footage with proper aspect ratio for your review of the remake, which I'm sure will be great!
@lilnuttt2974
@lilnuttt2974 5 күн бұрын
Your content is so good man, if I was in a more financially secure situation, I would so donate to your patreon. Keep up the good work I know for a fact that you'll blow up soon. Much love, I'm saving your butcher's Creek video. I was so keen for it, just waiting for some free time to watch it.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 5 күн бұрын
No worries, man. Just enjoy the content and take care 🤙
@Robert-xk9no
@Robert-xk9no 5 күн бұрын
I love David and his games but as I played this game I just felt dirty. Playing as someone so desperate for gore/snuff they go actively lurking into danger, I just felt a sort of digust. I'm pretty sensitive to first person horror as well and these two combined factors unfortunately made me uninstall and refund.
@HyperTensionJohnny
@HyperTensionJohnny 5 күн бұрын
Hey, good on you for sticking to your morals and knowing where to draw that line. I respect that.
@dylanhenderson9555
@dylanhenderson9555 5 күн бұрын
"I don't think the Splinter Cell soundtrack is going to be on your driving playlist" I've had many morning drives where I'm playing SC tracks and I know I'm not the only one
@AmericaSucksAtEverything0
@AmericaSucksAtEverything0 5 күн бұрын
I would still choose this on PS2 over Fortnite today. Same goes for SOCOM over COD.
@AmericaSucksAtEverything0
@AmericaSucksAtEverything0 5 күн бұрын
I would still choose this on PS2 over Fortnite today. Same goes for SOCOM over COD.