"OH FUCK WAS I WRONG???" The man. Don't forget his cat.

It has a very subtle purple iridescent layer, but I checked in Photoshop and the base color is literally 100% blue and 0% red. It's right on the line where cyan turns fully into blue, the furthest blue can possibly get from purple.

My management team has been cutting corners for two years. They go around the store gathering up loose items throw it in a cart. Instead of doing what they’re supposed to do and take it up to the front to drop off the food, clothes and electronics and stolen things. They take it to the other end of the store where my area get our carts if things to take back out to the floor and dump everything there. Dairy and meat has been buried under things. The store manager does it too so i can’t even bring it up to him.

To be fair, accidentally being Welsh is a legitimate fear in the British Isles to this day.

I dont care. I really give a fiddlers frock about his character. Howard Phillips Lovecraft is the most protean genius in 20th century literature, not only for his own work but for his influence. As a Puerto Rican he wouldn't have pissed in my ear if my brains were on fire. He transports me to worlds out side of this one. EVERY author- HPL, King, Campbell, any writer of popular fiction, is our whore for a nights pleasure. If you give a damn about any more than getting tour money's worth, well, you deserve to. Eat up

What’s up with people calling it blood? I remember distinctly being taught in Health that it was the interior lining replacing itself

I did retail for almost a decade, and despite having a full-time job with decent pay and security, i have to come back to this audio to remind me 1. where i started, 2. why work is stupid and makes no sense, and 3. why it's better for me to remain spiteful at my decent paying full-time job or else i will lose my soul and hollow out.

I'm medically recognized as colorblind and even I can recognize that as 'blue as fuck.'

Tbf, it is indeed listed as purple on the Playstation website...though they have also Cosmic Red in the same collection. Which is actually Magenta/Burgundy.

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The fucking cherry on top is the ending "great, now i'm toxic" 🤣🤣🤣

As someone watching this video in 144p, I can relate to Paige 😅

I hate the game too,pat.

i DESPERATELY need pat to identify the barrier between blue and purple on a color wheel

A man born in 1800's was a racist? Color me shocked!

2:07 "The spaghetti from another dimension." Bro! Azathoth!

5 years later, going stronk

5 years later, doing good

5:02 “I didn’t even touch it” *seconds after having walked up and directly touched it*

4:33 nah there’s a spot where you can safely hit him in that room, it just instantly says “no you aren’t allowed to hurt me yet”

4:46 new player so whatever, but Christ I’m amazed by how often people refuse to acknowledge cover all around them

“You have to block with your shield.” “Why?”

Even when coming back, I am amazed by the consistent staring at a threat like a deer in headlights as the car races toward it

I like that she said “no offence” before saying she didn’t make an appointment, and pats just going “what does that have to do with your statement”

Lovecraft's racism is impossible to ignore in his literature, but there were a lot more influences on his stories than just the racism. While the Deep One hybrids are pretty naturally an allegory for race-mixing, part of the inspiration is also thought to have come from Lovecraft's family history of mental illness and the irrational fear that he was fated to waste away in a mental hospital like both his parents. He also based one of his best known stories, "The Shadow out of Time," on a nervous breakdown he suffered in his twenties, feeling for an extended period like he was a complete stranger in his own body. Also, spoiler for "Shadow Over Innsmouth," but the story is unique among Lovecraft's fiction in that it doesn't end abruptly with the horror twist that the narrator's a Deep One hybrid. After the reveal, he actually comes to terms with it as part of his identity, and he makes the decision to join his ancestors in R'lyeh instead of shooting himself like one of his relatives did. It's a weirdly accepting ending to the story that can be interpreted as challenging the idea that Lovecraft was all racist all the time.

Then one day on day he skipped he ran into a homeless guy with nasty ass dreadlocks with a sign saying “Will lose at street fighter 4 food”

Working at Walmart for eight months wasn't so bad, most of my coworkers weren't awful, the work was manageable, and getting paid every two weeks was solid. It was my first 'real' job, so I didn't know any better. The customers were always the worst part, my section was chemicals, pet food, paper goods, and like pre-packaged foods, stuff like crackers, juice, chips, etc. Customers asking you to stop whatever you're doing, either actually helping them find said product or guessing or sending them off to another employee, is awful, because your team lead or manager or whatever said, get this aisle done, then the next aisle. Beyond the on floor stuff, my section was also tasked with most of the backrooms stuff, offloading pallets, checking inventory, getting rid of expired/tampered with items, etc. Working in a shipping container is really scary, especially in the morning, it's dark, and cold. There was one time, some dude rode past on a bicycle looking in and it was daytime, but me and only one other employee was out there, so yeah that was scary. Beyond customers, the worst part was, my section was always being called to help other sections, namely home & garden, toys, auto, art supplies/party, and the most egregious of all, the personal shoppers for online orders. My section, without fail, would get called for personal shoppers, and some days I was left solo on the floor, either my boss or another veteran employee were working on another project. And in the whole time I was there, there was almost no new hires, people would sometimes drop in from another section, but that's about it, and 2 people quit, understandable, one guy was going to the military and the other was like our golden guy, which was shocking why he quit. Another was fired for being a dipshit/creep, he was late, he talked back, he talked too much to customers/other employees, and I felt uncomfortable around him, and I'm a guy. In fact, the dipshit made several ridiculous ass jokes, one was about kidnapping kids, which our golden guy got pissed about that, he was thinking about meeting him in the parking lot, and probably one of the reasons why he quit. Another joke was, it was Halloween or some other holiday right? And some kids have face paint on, at quitting time he made some joke that a kid looked like a streetwalker/prostitute, are you serious? The last person that quit got her old job back as a teacher, so understandable. So yeah, a section, without new hires, and barely any new people transferring in, like three people transferred, but again nobody wants to work mornings and lifting heavy objects, so only one person stayed, but that person was a personal shopper, so guess what, they got called back all the time, and the managers/bosses expecting us to get an aisle done every 30 minutes per 2 hours is ridiculous. But yeah, I felt bad for the cashiers/baggers because they didn't get to move around as much and if we mess up, either misplacing things or something else because then the customer gets confused, thought it was y'know 30 cents instead of a dollar fifty, then they get yelled at, and cashiers have to deal with way more customers versus our section which primarily worked at the back of the store, and yes, all our sections we needed to cover were near the back of the store as well so we didn't have to deal with customers much.

That is actually purple, hes right for once

Thank God I’m about to leave retail. It really is soul-crushing

You just know he got a black friend

Oh man, came back to watch all these clips now knowing about the pregnancy. Just imagining how the kid will react to these in the future... Wait... This just gave me an idea to ask on the podcast...

Congratulations on Pat and Paige with Pat 2!!!!

Goddamn just use a giant shield, walk forward and parry them

0:20 it’s true, almost every time I say “well I’m fucked” I end up winning

Many uses of like, as the like for the cake is also....many? Or something

I like those apples I can bite without having to bite hard. Whatever the fuck they are, they’re red and green, fairly small for apples.

Every time I’ve ever summoned him he just died or failed to do the thing in any cool way

I always kinda give lovecraft a pass, because the dude was legitimately sick, like with paranoia like that, there’s no way the dude didn’t have some sort of mental condition.

Somehow my buddy beat this guy while not knowing how to quick heal, so he manually went into his inventory every time a heal was needed. This man somehow won like that.

As a fellow ginger, whenever I have had to drive for more than 30 minutes, I always put a white towel over me, or wrap it around like a hijab, because there is no way I am getting fucking sun burned while driving. So I completely understand where Paige is coming from.

It's still crazy that she wouldn't get lasik cause it could fuck up her eyes, but is willing to ballpark what her prescription was for her glasses and actually likely fucked up her eyes.

The term is "African-Amistricans" Pat.

"Long story short"

Found this again now that it's 5 years old and yup. I now have a year and a half of retail experience at a Walmart and fuuuuck. Luckily I was nightshift so I only had to deal with customers at the first and last hour of my shift since we close. Still had to deal with incompetent coworkers though. Quit cause they kept putting me in an area with the 2 dumbest people I've ever met in my life and made everything so difficult every day. I think like 5 other people were quitting around the time I put in my 2 weeks. I can't imagine being the introverted shut-in I am having to deal with customers all day as well. If you don't think humanity was a mistake before you start working retail, you will eventually.

i love how this stopped being about periods instantly LMAO

It should be mentioned that lovecraft once made a story after encountering air conditioning for the first time. Thought it was dark magic and made the story "cool air" about it.

Never forget The Horror at Red Hook where his self-insert narrator visits Brooklyn and obsesses over how horrible New York is because it the city segregates all the non-whites (+Irish and Italians) into a shitty neighbourhood like Red Hook and how that's wrong... because they end up interbreeding and making an ethnic super-monster!

My cheese knife is a butter knife ngl. It’s not that tough. Also I’d never lick a sharp knife. That’s too big a risk

Yea that’s definitely blue. I could believe someone would see it as purple though

Yeah, what was lovecraft thinking when he attributed fish to the welsh? I mean, the sheep connection is right fucking there.