1.85 Million Spartans Vs 2 Auto Sherman Tank Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator2 UEBS2

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Battle Squad Beta

Battle Squad Beta

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@bronco5334
@bronco5334 2 жыл бұрын
I love the last like, three Spartans, running alone after the Shermans across a sea of their dead buddies, as if the two remaining dudes will somehow accomplish what the 2 million before them couldn't. That's the kind of optimism I like to see.
@timothytuggle1407
@timothytuggle1407 2 жыл бұрын
This is SPARTA!!!
@thenatedawg1994
@thenatedawg1994 2 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Rigsby lmao
@LordLuciferFromDk
@LordLuciferFromDk Жыл бұрын
great comment made my night xD
@unknwnctzn783
@unknwnctzn783 2 жыл бұрын
Every man's dream, to go back in time with tanks to conquer the world
@sillymesilly
@sillymesilly 2 жыл бұрын
Nuclear powered tanks
@Albusvir7
@Albusvir7 2 жыл бұрын
In the past, there is no fuel and ammunition to replenish)))
@2_protects_the_1
@2_protects_the_1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Albusvir7 thats why you take the Star forge from kotor unlimited destruction.
@MrRubentyslp
@MrRubentyslp 2 жыл бұрын
The COVID better
@The_Real_Midnightghost
@The_Real_Midnightghost 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, it's like you're in my head reading my thoughts. I no longer feel alone. We are now brothers. 🤣
@ranchoth
@ranchoth 2 жыл бұрын
In about 500 BC (the date of the Battle of Thermopylae), the world's population was an estimated 150,000,000. So, about 1.2% of all of humanity died in this video.
@Uncool516
@Uncool516 2 жыл бұрын
Survivor’s journal entry of the Battle of Bloody Sands, “It’s been 3 weeks since we heard of news that a large Athenian army had pillaged a city, Leonidas (our commanding general) and gathered up a large army consisting of Spartans and many of our allies. We marched for around 2 weeks until one day we were marching down a dirt path headed towards the last known location of the Athenians, we spotted 2 of their siege equipment down the road. At first we were unaware that someone was manning it, until it began to move…our troops charged forward to begin their attack, the enemy did the same until they stopped half way. Most of our troops thought nothing of it and continued charging, that’s when they threw lighting at us as if they were Zeus himself. The loud thunder was heard and then a bright light, brighter then the sun. I was thrown to the ground by an unknown force, I was blinded by the bright light. I opened my eyes, hundreds of my comrades were flying through the air. I sat up the weapons were still there, I felt a sharp pain in my side, my right arm was entirely removed. I got up and ran in the other direction, most people did the same, but the battle hungry Spartans continued their charge. I’ll never forget that day, but I know something for sure, those were no Athenians.”
@erosbr
@erosbr 2 жыл бұрын
BRAVO !!! When the book will be released? 😁👏🏻👏🏻
@Uncool516
@Uncool516 2 жыл бұрын
@erosbr Hopefully soon. In all seriousness I might do more of these kind of comments on similar videos.
@cplmilcicnick2859
@cplmilcicnick2859 2 жыл бұрын
I love people who make a nice mini stories in the comments
@julianbartley1443
@julianbartley1443 2 жыл бұрын
That was solid mate, good story telling.
@fourskinman2463
@fourskinman2463 2 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@Lavoye
@Lavoye 2 жыл бұрын
If I was in that battle and i saw that kind of firework and bodies flying in the air hundreds at a time, I would be running in the opposite direction!
@cookikingcooki3366
@cookikingcooki3366 2 жыл бұрын
thats why you are not a spartan
@Lavoye
@Lavoye 2 жыл бұрын
@@cookikingcooki3366 Yeah, but I would be alive! :D
@cookikingcooki3366
@cookikingcooki3366 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lavoye its better to be a dead spartan then a alive coward SPARTANNNNNS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!
@huasohvac
@huasohvac 2 жыл бұрын
And that is why no one will remember your name
@Lavoye
@Lavoye 2 жыл бұрын
@@huasohvac Yeah, no one remembers those idiots that walked into a meat grinder and accomplished nothing either! :P
@eventhorizon8110
@eventhorizon8110 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 When they first struck and you were zooming thru watching all the people get obliterated by the carnage was a cinematic masterpiece. Real Marvel level stuff. I could watch it over and over again
@raidone7413
@raidone7413 2 жыл бұрын
And to think that's only 15% of it's power. 85% of the bullets go straight into the ground or into the air
@matthewbrown9029
@matthewbrown9029 2 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine being in the back row and running behind everyone not having a clue what you were attacking only to go two miles in full battle dress over dead bodies and find out it's literally Armageddon.. Yeah I'm going to lay down with my dead comrades and hope the Game-maker doesn't catch me pulling a Hacksaw Ridge move
@adamlairsey6700
@adamlairsey6700 2 жыл бұрын
Its firing so dang fast that it just looks like a flamethrower when they get up close! 😂
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et 2 жыл бұрын
actually it not full auto full auto would imply its rapid fire whats actually happening is ALL the rounds get fired at the same time so its more like a grape shot
@1machoguerrereo508
@1machoguerrereo508 2 жыл бұрын
Cire, the steel dragon beast is still breathing out fire and hot metal!! IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE, WARRIOR FRIEND!!!🤣👍💯
@CaptainSpork7
@CaptainSpork7 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 Rando-Spartan: 'I wILl dIe wITh HoNOuR' Sherman: Ok :D
@carpediemarts705
@carpediemarts705 2 жыл бұрын
A smart tank would be driving backwards while shooting.
@WombRaider_theoriginal
@WombRaider_theoriginal 2 жыл бұрын
Those dudes have like flip flops and spear, drive forward
@hungthuy2023
@hungthuy2023 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t need to. You have an unstoppable force, you’d want to end it quickly wouldn’t you?
@Resnunu
@Resnunu 2 жыл бұрын
I know but it's just a simulator
@RandieSA
@RandieSA 2 жыл бұрын
@@WombRaider_theoriginal they got armored peircing spear😂
@carpediemarts705
@carpediemarts705 2 жыл бұрын
@@Resnunu simulators can do this
@aaronmicalowe
@aaronmicalowe 2 жыл бұрын
Childhood Innocence Simulator, where each soldier represents 1 bit of hope.
@jooblet1975
@jooblet1975 2 жыл бұрын
Commander : You leave anything for us? 2 Sherman Tanks: Just bodies.
@nocturnalrecluse1216
@nocturnalrecluse1216 2 жыл бұрын
Those two tanks just wiped out all of Europe 😆
@goose8065
@goose8065 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like an A-10 with explosive rounds: it shouldn’t exist
@xenotriver
@xenotriver 2 жыл бұрын
doesn't the A-10 already use HE together with AP?
@kyleinpoland6093
@kyleinpoland6093 2 жыл бұрын
noice
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et 2 жыл бұрын
@@xenotriver it uses High explosive anti tank round HEAT or HEAP rounds as in the HEAP of dead bodies leaves behind. sometimes they use tungsten or depleted uranium rounds like the M1 ABRAMS
@elitehacker1416
@elitehacker1416 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God explosive rounds in the a10 truly do exist. The a10 is hands down my favorite jet in the world
@chriswilson6650
@chriswilson6650 2 жыл бұрын
It definitely should
@garysarratt1
@garysarratt1 2 жыл бұрын
“No one needs a 20,000,000 bullet banana clip magazine.”
@georgeofhamilton
@georgeofhamilton 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, how does this game process so much stuff?
@vladimirpootis9690
@vladimirpootis9690 2 жыл бұрын
Uses gpu cores rather than cpu to calculate for each soldier so since your gpu has thousands of them it can run very large battles
@LucaShutz
@LucaShutz 2 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirpootis9690 That's interesting, thank you.
@immortalis1001
@immortalis1001 2 жыл бұрын
This level of morale is...godly. Suddenly!!! You see 300 of your fellow Spartans fly toward the heavens...as they EXPLODE! And... you press forward while screaming. Accuracy ≠ Excitement.
@98765432123456781000
@98765432123456781000 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what this would be like if the damage to the bodies was realistic... Nothing but red rain, I'd wager.
@MrKevin486
@MrKevin486 2 жыл бұрын
The air would be blood mist, you'd be breathing in blood vapor if you were there. Crazy.
@warlockpaladin2261
@warlockpaladin2261 2 жыл бұрын
Blood tsunamis are a thing is this new version.
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 2 жыл бұрын
cant bleed if you got vaporized.
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 2 жыл бұрын
You can't have one realism without the other. Realstically a spartan could never damage those tanks and those tanks could never fire more than a few dozen rounds before needing to rearm.
@j-wesleydavid-west2598
@j-wesleydavid-west2598 2 жыл бұрын
The sounds that the Spartans make is so funny 😂😂😂
@willbrides1895
@willbrides1895 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Random Spartan after 1.85 million of his friends got slaughtered: ARE YOU READY!!!
@Cheese-ng3kk
@Cheese-ng3kk 2 жыл бұрын
Those 2 employees in the counter on black friday
@TheSpiciestMan
@TheSpiciestMan 2 жыл бұрын
My man is using a computer capable of fighting God. Like damn
@richardsoult5678
@richardsoult5678 2 жыл бұрын
Hard for me to even imagine a tank that can carry that much ammo plus fire all of it without over heating and for the men inside it would be like an oven.Great video but i do believe the battle would of went the other way.
@winstonway9705
@winstonway9705 2 жыл бұрын
I found this channel two nights ago and watched many, many videos. For two consecutive nights I had bad dreams.
@michaelzelft8668
@michaelzelft8668 2 жыл бұрын
Me recuerda cuando alborote un Hormiguero y al frente de las hormigas, puse un Tanque Tronador de Chispas. Resultado... Cómo en el vídeo. Que buenos recuerdos. 😅
@rocksteady5098
@rocksteady5098 2 жыл бұрын
Great video game for Ukraine. They often use games (Arma 3, etc.) where Russian planes are shot down and then shown on television. It is not joke)
@ceoofsex7210
@ceoofsex7210 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@cheguevara7478
@cheguevara7478 2 жыл бұрын
“Y’know that wasn’t what I meant by Desert Storm, but OK I guess.” Dickus Cheneyus
@RyllenKriel
@RyllenKriel 2 жыл бұрын
A shame the Spartans weren't speaking ancient Greek, it really ruined the immersion of this otherwise very historically accurate reenactment.
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 2 жыл бұрын
wait a second i seem to have forgotten the part where sparta fell due to two sherman tanks.
@toddkes5890
@toddkes5890 2 жыл бұрын
Manager: "Are you playing games again?" Employee: "No boss, I am stress-testing the new rendering engine per your instructions" (pulls up email saying to stress test that never gave detailed instructions how to stress-test) Manager: "Good catch, sorry about that. Carry on."
@robotapocalypse1535
@robotapocalypse1535 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the three soldiers at the end were charging at the tanks and one was shouting “are you ready!” . For what… death?
@PastDark877
@PastDark877 2 жыл бұрын
The roar of the Sherman tanks at the beginning was surreal.
@stewiegriffin5084
@stewiegriffin5084 2 жыл бұрын
Pheww!! That was close, hope the poor blokes in the tanks are OK.
@zjuazyz6240
@zjuazyz6240 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t look away…this is nuts!
@zjuazyz6240
@zjuazyz6240 2 жыл бұрын
Just the amount of rendered objects blows my mind.
@BobbyOfEarth
@BobbyOfEarth 2 жыл бұрын
I could even hear the Spartan leader say, Man that's some crazy ET shit right there...
@SeniorAnonymous
@SeniorAnonymous 2 жыл бұрын
lol 5:50 "I will die with honor!" *explodes with honor
@tenshinty2231
@tenshinty2231 2 жыл бұрын
This shows how brave the spartans are. They are not afraid to die
@davidquintana2918
@davidquintana2918 2 жыл бұрын
This is madness! No this is Sparta!!
@bronco5334
@bronco5334 2 жыл бұрын
"This is madness!" "No, this is SpartAAAAH! UGH!! GYUH! YAAA! OOOIUGH!!!"
@michaeld8980
@michaeld8980 2 жыл бұрын
ZOMG I was laughing FAR more than I should have!!!
@davekriebock9503
@davekriebock9503 2 жыл бұрын
This is historically highly inaccurate, because Sparta had at most 50,000 inhabitants, so they could not have 1.85M soldiers available to face a couple of Shermans.🤓
@nocturnalrecluse1216
@nocturnalrecluse1216 2 жыл бұрын
It's a game.
@fighter1375
@fighter1375 2 жыл бұрын
Several Spartas from parallel universes decided to form a Super Sparta Coalition yo try and defeat the Super Auto Shermans
@novoice1127
@novoice1127 2 жыл бұрын
True.. I agree 👍
@1drummachine20
@1drummachine20 2 жыл бұрын
You must be really fun at parties.
@kayaar00
@kayaar00 2 жыл бұрын
@@1drummachine20 🤣good one🤣
@hobbyman47
@hobbyman47 2 жыл бұрын
2 meat grinders vs 1.85m meat shields look at the tank at 0:33 looks like an used meat grinder in an Texas Chainsaw flick.
@thekielman
@thekielman 2 жыл бұрын
all I can say is: wonderfully violent
@reaperbs7105
@reaperbs7105 2 жыл бұрын
"I believe I can fly..."
@ZombieWarfare552
@ZombieWarfare552 2 жыл бұрын
No one cares 😂😂😂😂😂
@yorkyleefairbank
@yorkyleefairbank 2 жыл бұрын
Shut it R Kelly
@nomchompsky2883
@nomchompsky2883 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm just thinking. If i was a soldier out there and saw what was happening around me, I'm not sure you could make me move forward for all the icecream in the world.
@henrymonroy9533
@henrymonroy9533 2 жыл бұрын
Not even a whole ton of John Wickes could survive THIS
@TowDow3
@TowDow3 2 жыл бұрын
soon.....
@eatdrinkrunwalk
@eatdrinkrunwalk 2 жыл бұрын
One tank should suffice...it's like spraying insecticide on a colony of ants...one bottle is enough to destroy entire colony
@evanburgess8428
@evanburgess8428 2 жыл бұрын
In a game or real life?
@johnzeetee6747
@johnzeetee6747 2 жыл бұрын
I love these battles. Don’t know why
@robertt.juengel4298
@robertt.juengel4298 2 жыл бұрын
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "it's raining men"
@kano4282
@kano4282 2 жыл бұрын
That was satisfying, at a concerning level.
@maolo76
@maolo76 2 жыл бұрын
If this was real. Those Spartans would be running away after the initial bombardment. Lol
@benbaggen2375
@benbaggen2375 2 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if tanks actually shot like that
@m.b.82
@m.b.82 2 жыл бұрын
Wow those omni-directional levitating beams on the shermans are quite effective
@jonasfischer9510
@jonasfischer9510 2 жыл бұрын
3:16 lmao dude was vibing hard
@GhostChild808
@GhostChild808 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Attack on Titan with Erwin motivational speech and hundreds of Scouts dying off from Zeke's baseball pitch attack with rocks. XD
@lukkaas1898
@lukkaas1898 2 жыл бұрын
Easy on the camera control bro, you gave me whiplash
@dude2499
@dude2499 2 жыл бұрын
In a battle like this, it’s not a matter of IF you die, just WHEN.
@joansena3056
@joansena3056 2 жыл бұрын
This time they won't fight in the shade .
@HM2SGT
@HM2SGT 2 жыл бұрын
I believe you’re mistaken. The shade comes from all the corpses and body parts that have become airborne
@geschickt
@geschickt 6 ай бұрын
One of the funniest things about UEBS II is the total lack of the demoralization effect--units just keep charging into battle suicidally... 😆
@markhavingfun
@markhavingfun 2 жыл бұрын
That would be my weapon of choice. Lol.. Insane
@Gmon750
@Gmon750 2 жыл бұрын
Dispensing the complete ridiculousness of this "battle", in reality if those spartans charging toward those two tanks witness the overpowering brutality of those weapons, anyone still standing would immediately turn around and run for the hills, and it would be all those remaining millions. It's still hilarious - and strangely therapeutic - to watch. :)
@AximandTheCursed
@AximandTheCursed 2 жыл бұрын
If Sauron had a shotgun instead of a mace: the simulation!
@bungiecoocoo
@bungiecoocoo 2 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine it must have looked like when saiyans conquered planets in dbz.
@RaymondBCrisp
@RaymondBCrisp 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure we'd need a morale roll after the first hundred thousand or so went down...My bet is that most Spartans would survive because they were smart enough to run.
@sinisterintentions3273
@sinisterintentions3273 2 жыл бұрын
Not too smart the old Spartans, I mean if you start running into battle and instantly see 10k of your men get launched into the air in pieces, you might wanna rethink continuing the battle and just go home.
@DrDurango15
@DrDurango15 2 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to be that one soldier left running after 100 of his buddies near him went flying after one barrage.
@benjaminhuang222
@benjaminhuang222 2 жыл бұрын
It's raining men. Hallelujah it's raining men.
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et 2 жыл бұрын
8:50 the tank is just GLOWING from idk phosphorus or something from the other tank broadsiding it
@ceoofsex7210
@ceoofsex7210 2 жыл бұрын
That was COOL
@Visiblyblue
@Visiblyblue 2 жыл бұрын
I don't even play video games and these are addictive.to watch
@notthetruth
@notthetruth Жыл бұрын
"Make haste" To what Geonidas? Marc and Leo and the boys are flying around us in pieces. I dont think the gods got our back here
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et 2 жыл бұрын
commander we're completely surrounded. by how many? just under 2 million sir. good that means we'll be home by dinner
@lh1690
@lh1690 2 ай бұрын
Even lemmings wouldn't continue advancing into that.
@Real_Vivaldi
@Real_Vivaldi Жыл бұрын
The way the guy at 3:17 just flips for the camera, whilst being hundreds of feet of the ground
@bibhabbag1
@bibhabbag1 2 жыл бұрын
100 billi9n spartans, 100 billi9n zombies vs 500 of these tanks. Let the battle commence.
@AGYR08
@AGYR08 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent battle I'm impressed when both tanks were in the middle of million dead body But please put total remaining of units
@2345allthebest
@2345allthebest 2 жыл бұрын
11:40 "are you ready...?" 🤣
@PreservationEnthusiast
@PreservationEnthusiast 2 жыл бұрын
"Make haste for Glory!"....... eeeeowwww, piowwww, eeeeowww
@Squimmm
@Squimmm 2 жыл бұрын
Red camouflage ready for the battle 😆
@promiscuouscrab4040
@promiscuouscrab4040 2 жыл бұрын
*We will dance in the ~ UGH* *Are you ready ~ AHHH* *For glory!* *No mercy!* *PING* *For the ~ GUH*
@BakuranTV
@BakuranTV 2 жыл бұрын
This is me using a plastic melting straw against a colony of ants.Lmao
@henrymonroy9533
@henrymonroy9533 2 жыл бұрын
So if I understand the Spartan's strategy correctly, they tried winning by gumming the tank tracks with viscera?
@jakeybatman
@jakeybatman 2 жыл бұрын
This is a historically accurate strategy
@thenewfire
@thenewfire 2 жыл бұрын
It would be the only strategy.
@AP0LL0edc
@AP0LL0edc 2 жыл бұрын
The poor Spartans wading over their dead comrades just to get deleted. lol
@larsfladmark2482
@larsfladmark2482 2 жыл бұрын
"Are you ready?" Haha!
@ricobuttonpusher7061
@ricobuttonpusher7061 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 best POV of UEBS2 on KZbin
@wisnu_citong6916
@wisnu_citong6916 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in my PC : Press K to self destruct
@iyamnowan7117
@iyamnowan7117 2 жыл бұрын
its a shame but i find this video satisfying😅
@AyyeemanAlii
@AyyeemanAlii Жыл бұрын
ملزمه طاحنه😮😮😮😮😮😮❤
@AP0LL0edc
@AP0LL0edc 2 жыл бұрын
"It's got a big spread." - Bill Burr
@LumberGirthBrooksSnacks
@LumberGirthBrooksSnacks 2 жыл бұрын
Next scenario: how long will it take to kill 2 million zombies with 100 Sherman’s auto-cannon. Then scale up the Sherman tanks (100, 1000, 10,000, etc.)
@Bastion578
@Bastion578 2 жыл бұрын
Esto es SPARTA!!! * sale volando *
@christianelgin5150
@christianelgin5150 2 жыл бұрын
If I was in the spartan army and I was far back and saw hundreds of bodies being thrown into the air, I'd probably turn back in all despair of victory lol
@junkynerd
@junkynerd 2 жыл бұрын
It's rainin' men. Hallelujah!
@mrbuck5059
@mrbuck5059 2 жыл бұрын
Press K to start battle cmon. Go! Get to the chopper. See you at the party Richter. It's not a tumor. If you want 9 millimeter bullets on your pizza, you come to the right place.
@Вадим-ж8р8н
@Вадим-ж8р8н 2 жыл бұрын
вот бы и мне такую сигаретку курнуть....)))))
@pzza1097
@pzza1097 2 жыл бұрын
No spartans were harmed in the making of this video.
@virtuallyreal5849
@virtuallyreal5849 2 жыл бұрын
You lie.
@moffch4319
@moffch4319 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 I will die with honour!
@DANIAC262
@DANIAC262 2 жыл бұрын
Just the bodies landing on people would kill so many lol
@mediaikonz
@mediaikonz 2 жыл бұрын
We should've used these in WW2!
@lorinbagley8167
@lorinbagley8167 2 жыл бұрын
Now picture this what this will look like at the battle of Armageddon when 200,000,000 + people will be slautered with God's breath. The bodies lying there for seven months because that is how long it would take to be bury the bodies plus the scavenger birds having a big feast.
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