I love the last like, three Spartans, running alone after the Shermans across a sea of their dead buddies, as if the two remaining dudes will somehow accomplish what the 2 million before them couldn't. That's the kind of optimism I like to see.
@timothytuggle14072 жыл бұрын
This is SPARTA!!!
@thenatedawg19942 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Rigsby lmao
@LordLuciferFromDk Жыл бұрын
great comment made my night xD
@unknwnctzn7832 жыл бұрын
Every man's dream, to go back in time with tanks to conquer the world
@sillymesilly2 жыл бұрын
Nuclear powered tanks
@Albusvir72 жыл бұрын
In the past, there is no fuel and ammunition to replenish)))
@2_protects_the_12 жыл бұрын
@@Albusvir7 thats why you take the Star forge from kotor unlimited destruction.
@MrRubentyslp2 жыл бұрын
The COVID better
@The_Real_Midnightghost2 жыл бұрын
Bro, it's like you're in my head reading my thoughts. I no longer feel alone. We are now brothers. 🤣
@ranchoth2 жыл бұрын
In about 500 BC (the date of the Battle of Thermopylae), the world's population was an estimated 150,000,000. So, about 1.2% of all of humanity died in this video.
@Uncool5162 жыл бұрын
Survivor’s journal entry of the Battle of Bloody Sands, “It’s been 3 weeks since we heard of news that a large Athenian army had pillaged a city, Leonidas (our commanding general) and gathered up a large army consisting of Spartans and many of our allies. We marched for around 2 weeks until one day we were marching down a dirt path headed towards the last known location of the Athenians, we spotted 2 of their siege equipment down the road. At first we were unaware that someone was manning it, until it began to move…our troops charged forward to begin their attack, the enemy did the same until they stopped half way. Most of our troops thought nothing of it and continued charging, that’s when they threw lighting at us as if they were Zeus himself. The loud thunder was heard and then a bright light, brighter then the sun. I was thrown to the ground by an unknown force, I was blinded by the bright light. I opened my eyes, hundreds of my comrades were flying through the air. I sat up the weapons were still there, I felt a sharp pain in my side, my right arm was entirely removed. I got up and ran in the other direction, most people did the same, but the battle hungry Spartans continued their charge. I’ll never forget that day, but I know something for sure, those were no Athenians.”
@erosbr2 жыл бұрын
BRAVO !!! When the book will be released? 😁👏🏻👏🏻
@Uncool5162 жыл бұрын
@erosbr Hopefully soon. In all seriousness I might do more of these kind of comments on similar videos.
@cplmilcicnick28592 жыл бұрын
I love people who make a nice mini stories in the comments
@julianbartley14432 жыл бұрын
That was solid mate, good story telling.
@fourskinman24632 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@Lavoye2 жыл бұрын
If I was in that battle and i saw that kind of firework and bodies flying in the air hundreds at a time, I would be running in the opposite direction!
@cookikingcooki33662 жыл бұрын
thats why you are not a spartan
@Lavoye2 жыл бұрын
@@cookikingcooki3366 Yeah, but I would be alive! :D
@cookikingcooki33662 жыл бұрын
@@Lavoye its better to be a dead spartan then a alive coward SPARTANNNNNS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!
@huasohvac2 жыл бұрын
And that is why no one will remember your name
@Lavoye2 жыл бұрын
@@huasohvac Yeah, no one remembers those idiots that walked into a meat grinder and accomplished nothing either! :P
@eventhorizon81102 жыл бұрын
1:20 When they first struck and you were zooming thru watching all the people get obliterated by the carnage was a cinematic masterpiece. Real Marvel level stuff. I could watch it over and over again
@raidone74132 жыл бұрын
And to think that's only 15% of it's power. 85% of the bullets go straight into the ground or into the air
@matthewbrown90292 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine being in the back row and running behind everyone not having a clue what you were attacking only to go two miles in full battle dress over dead bodies and find out it's literally Armageddon.. Yeah I'm going to lay down with my dead comrades and hope the Game-maker doesn't catch me pulling a Hacksaw Ridge move
@adamlairsey67002 жыл бұрын
Its firing so dang fast that it just looks like a flamethrower when they get up close! 😂
@JS-rv3et2 жыл бұрын
actually it not full auto full auto would imply its rapid fire whats actually happening is ALL the rounds get fired at the same time so its more like a grape shot
@1machoguerrereo5082 жыл бұрын
Cire, the steel dragon beast is still breathing out fire and hot metal!! IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE, WARRIOR FRIEND!!!🤣👍💯
@CaptainSpork72 жыл бұрын
5:50 Rando-Spartan: 'I wILl dIe wITh HoNOuR' Sherman: Ok :D
@carpediemarts7052 жыл бұрын
A smart tank would be driving backwards while shooting.
@WombRaider_theoriginal2 жыл бұрын
Those dudes have like flip flops and spear, drive forward
@hungthuy20232 жыл бұрын
They don’t need to. You have an unstoppable force, you’d want to end it quickly wouldn’t you?
@Resnunu2 жыл бұрын
I know but it's just a simulator
@RandieSA2 жыл бұрын
@@WombRaider_theoriginal they got armored peircing spear😂
@carpediemarts7052 жыл бұрын
@@Resnunu simulators can do this
@aaronmicalowe2 жыл бұрын
Childhood Innocence Simulator, where each soldier represents 1 bit of hope.
@jooblet19752 жыл бұрын
Commander : You leave anything for us? 2 Sherman Tanks: Just bodies.
@nocturnalrecluse12162 жыл бұрын
Those two tanks just wiped out all of Europe 😆
@goose80652 жыл бұрын
It’s like an A-10 with explosive rounds: it shouldn’t exist
@xenotriver2 жыл бұрын
doesn't the A-10 already use HE together with AP?
@kyleinpoland60932 жыл бұрын
noice
@JS-rv3et2 жыл бұрын
@@xenotriver it uses High explosive anti tank round HEAT or HEAP rounds as in the HEAP of dead bodies leaves behind. sometimes they use tungsten or depleted uranium rounds like the M1 ABRAMS
@elitehacker14162 жыл бұрын
Thank God explosive rounds in the a10 truly do exist. The a10 is hands down my favorite jet in the world
@chriswilson66502 жыл бұрын
It definitely should
@garysarratt12 жыл бұрын
“No one needs a 20,000,000 bullet banana clip magazine.”
@georgeofhamilton2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, how does this game process so much stuff?
@vladimirpootis96902 жыл бұрын
Uses gpu cores rather than cpu to calculate for each soldier so since your gpu has thousands of them it can run very large battles
This level of morale is...godly. Suddenly!!! You see 300 of your fellow Spartans fly toward the heavens...as they EXPLODE! And... you press forward while screaming. Accuracy ≠ Excitement.
@987654321234567810002 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what this would be like if the damage to the bodies was realistic... Nothing but red rain, I'd wager.
@MrKevin4862 жыл бұрын
The air would be blood mist, you'd be breathing in blood vapor if you were there. Crazy.
@warlockpaladin22612 жыл бұрын
Blood tsunamis are a thing is this new version.
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername242 жыл бұрын
cant bleed if you got vaporized.
@mnomadvfx2 жыл бұрын
You can't have one realism without the other. Realstically a spartan could never damage those tanks and those tanks could never fire more than a few dozen rounds before needing to rearm.
@j-wesleydavid-west25982 жыл бұрын
The sounds that the Spartans make is so funny 😂😂😂
@willbrides18952 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Random Spartan after 1.85 million of his friends got slaughtered: ARE YOU READY!!!
@Cheese-ng3kk2 жыл бұрын
Those 2 employees in the counter on black friday
@TheSpiciestMan2 жыл бұрын
My man is using a computer capable of fighting God. Like damn
@richardsoult56782 жыл бұрын
Hard for me to even imagine a tank that can carry that much ammo plus fire all of it without over heating and for the men inside it would be like an oven.Great video but i do believe the battle would of went the other way.
@winstonway97052 жыл бұрын
I found this channel two nights ago and watched many, many videos. For two consecutive nights I had bad dreams.
@michaelzelft86682 жыл бұрын
Me recuerda cuando alborote un Hormiguero y al frente de las hormigas, puse un Tanque Tronador de Chispas. Resultado... Cómo en el vídeo. Que buenos recuerdos. 😅
@rocksteady50982 жыл бұрын
Great video game for Ukraine. They often use games (Arma 3, etc.) where Russian planes are shot down and then shown on television. It is not joke)
@ceoofsex72102 жыл бұрын
ok
@cheguevara74782 жыл бұрын
“Y’know that wasn’t what I meant by Desert Storm, but OK I guess.” Dickus Cheneyus
@RyllenKriel2 жыл бұрын
A shame the Spartans weren't speaking ancient Greek, it really ruined the immersion of this otherwise very historically accurate reenactment.
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername242 жыл бұрын
wait a second i seem to have forgotten the part where sparta fell due to two sherman tanks.
@toddkes58902 жыл бұрын
Manager: "Are you playing games again?" Employee: "No boss, I am stress-testing the new rendering engine per your instructions" (pulls up email saying to stress test that never gave detailed instructions how to stress-test) Manager: "Good catch, sorry about that. Carry on."
@robotapocalypse15352 жыл бұрын
I like how the three soldiers at the end were charging at the tanks and one was shouting “are you ready!” . For what… death?
@PastDark8772 жыл бұрын
The roar of the Sherman tanks at the beginning was surreal.
@stewiegriffin50842 жыл бұрын
Pheww!! That was close, hope the poor blokes in the tanks are OK.
@zjuazyz62402 жыл бұрын
I can’t look away…this is nuts!
@zjuazyz62402 жыл бұрын
Just the amount of rendered objects blows my mind.
@BobbyOfEarth2 жыл бұрын
I could even hear the Spartan leader say, Man that's some crazy ET shit right there...
@SeniorAnonymous2 жыл бұрын
lol 5:50 "I will die with honor!" *explodes with honor
@tenshinty22312 жыл бұрын
This shows how brave the spartans are. They are not afraid to die
@davidquintana29182 жыл бұрын
This is madness! No this is Sparta!!
@bronco53342 жыл бұрын
"This is madness!" "No, this is SpartAAAAH! UGH!! GYUH! YAAA! OOOIUGH!!!"
@michaeld89802 жыл бұрын
ZOMG I was laughing FAR more than I should have!!!
@davekriebock95032 жыл бұрын
This is historically highly inaccurate, because Sparta had at most 50,000 inhabitants, so they could not have 1.85M soldiers available to face a couple of Shermans.🤓
@nocturnalrecluse12162 жыл бұрын
It's a game.
@fighter13752 жыл бұрын
Several Spartas from parallel universes decided to form a Super Sparta Coalition yo try and defeat the Super Auto Shermans
@novoice11272 жыл бұрын
True.. I agree 👍
@1drummachine202 жыл бұрын
You must be really fun at parties.
@kayaar002 жыл бұрын
@@1drummachine20 🤣good one🤣
@hobbyman472 жыл бұрын
2 meat grinders vs 1.85m meat shields look at the tank at 0:33 looks like an used meat grinder in an Texas Chainsaw flick.
@thekielman2 жыл бұрын
all I can say is: wonderfully violent
@reaperbs71052 жыл бұрын
"I believe I can fly..."
@ZombieWarfare5522 жыл бұрын
No one cares 😂😂😂😂😂
@yorkyleefairbank2 жыл бұрын
Shut it R Kelly
@nomchompsky28832 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm just thinking. If i was a soldier out there and saw what was happening around me, I'm not sure you could make me move forward for all the icecream in the world.
@henrymonroy95332 жыл бұрын
Not even a whole ton of John Wickes could survive THIS
@TowDow32 жыл бұрын
soon.....
@eatdrinkrunwalk2 жыл бұрын
One tank should suffice...it's like spraying insecticide on a colony of ants...one bottle is enough to destroy entire colony
@evanburgess84282 жыл бұрын
In a game or real life?
@johnzeetee67472 жыл бұрын
I love these battles. Don’t know why
@robertt.juengel42982 жыл бұрын
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "it's raining men"
@kano42822 жыл бұрын
That was satisfying, at a concerning level.
@maolo762 жыл бұрын
If this was real. Those Spartans would be running away after the initial bombardment. Lol
@benbaggen23752 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if tanks actually shot like that
@m.b.822 жыл бұрын
Wow those omni-directional levitating beams on the shermans are quite effective
@jonasfischer95102 жыл бұрын
3:16 lmao dude was vibing hard
@GhostChild8082 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Attack on Titan with Erwin motivational speech and hundreds of Scouts dying off from Zeke's baseball pitch attack with rocks. XD
@lukkaas18982 жыл бұрын
Easy on the camera control bro, you gave me whiplash
@dude24992 жыл бұрын
In a battle like this, it’s not a matter of IF you die, just WHEN.
@joansena30562 жыл бұрын
This time they won't fight in the shade .
@HM2SGT2 жыл бұрын
I believe you’re mistaken. The shade comes from all the corpses and body parts that have become airborne
@geschickt6 ай бұрын
One of the funniest things about UEBS II is the total lack of the demoralization effect--units just keep charging into battle suicidally... 😆
@markhavingfun2 жыл бұрын
That would be my weapon of choice. Lol.. Insane
@Gmon7502 жыл бұрын
Dispensing the complete ridiculousness of this "battle", in reality if those spartans charging toward those two tanks witness the overpowering brutality of those weapons, anyone still standing would immediately turn around and run for the hills, and it would be all those remaining millions. It's still hilarious - and strangely therapeutic - to watch. :)
@AximandTheCursed2 жыл бұрын
If Sauron had a shotgun instead of a mace: the simulation!
@bungiecoocoo2 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine it must have looked like when saiyans conquered planets in dbz.
@RaymondBCrisp2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure we'd need a morale roll after the first hundred thousand or so went down...My bet is that most Spartans would survive because they were smart enough to run.
@sinisterintentions32732 жыл бұрын
Not too smart the old Spartans, I mean if you start running into battle and instantly see 10k of your men get launched into the air in pieces, you might wanna rethink continuing the battle and just go home.
@DrDurango152 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to be that one soldier left running after 100 of his buddies near him went flying after one barrage.
@benjaminhuang2222 жыл бұрын
It's raining men. Hallelujah it's raining men.
@JS-rv3et2 жыл бұрын
8:50 the tank is just GLOWING from idk phosphorus or something from the other tank broadsiding it
@ceoofsex72102 жыл бұрын
That was COOL
@Visiblyblue2 жыл бұрын
I don't even play video games and these are addictive.to watch
@notthetruth Жыл бұрын
"Make haste" To what Geonidas? Marc and Leo and the boys are flying around us in pieces. I dont think the gods got our back here
@JS-rv3et2 жыл бұрын
commander we're completely surrounded. by how many? just under 2 million sir. good that means we'll be home by dinner
@lh16902 ай бұрын
Even lemmings wouldn't continue advancing into that.
@Real_Vivaldi Жыл бұрын
The way the guy at 3:17 just flips for the camera, whilst being hundreds of feet of the ground
@bibhabbag12 жыл бұрын
100 billi9n spartans, 100 billi9n zombies vs 500 of these tanks. Let the battle commence.
@AGYR082 жыл бұрын
Excellent battle I'm impressed when both tanks were in the middle of million dead body But please put total remaining of units
@2345allthebest2 жыл бұрын
11:40 "are you ready...?" 🤣
@PreservationEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
"Make haste for Glory!"....... eeeeowwww, piowwww, eeeeowww
@Squimmm2 жыл бұрын
Red camouflage ready for the battle 😆
@promiscuouscrab40402 жыл бұрын
*We will dance in the ~ UGH* *Are you ready ~ AHHH* *For glory!* *No mercy!* *PING* *For the ~ GUH*
@BakuranTV2 жыл бұрын
This is me using a plastic melting straw against a colony of ants.Lmao
@henrymonroy95332 жыл бұрын
So if I understand the Spartan's strategy correctly, they tried winning by gumming the tank tracks with viscera?
@jakeybatman2 жыл бұрын
This is a historically accurate strategy
@thenewfire2 жыл бұрын
It would be the only strategy.
@AP0LL0edc2 жыл бұрын
The poor Spartans wading over their dead comrades just to get deleted. lol
@larsfladmark24822 жыл бұрын
"Are you ready?" Haha!
@ricobuttonpusher70612 жыл бұрын
1:20 best POV of UEBS2 on KZbin
@wisnu_citong69162 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in my PC : Press K to self destruct
@iyamnowan71172 жыл бұрын
its a shame but i find this video satisfying😅
@AyyeemanAlii Жыл бұрын
ملزمه طاحنه😮😮😮😮😮😮❤
@AP0LL0edc2 жыл бұрын
"It's got a big spread." - Bill Burr
@LumberGirthBrooksSnacks2 жыл бұрын
Next scenario: how long will it take to kill 2 million zombies with 100 Sherman’s auto-cannon. Then scale up the Sherman tanks (100, 1000, 10,000, etc.)
@Bastion5782 жыл бұрын
Esto es SPARTA!!! * sale volando *
@christianelgin51502 жыл бұрын
If I was in the spartan army and I was far back and saw hundreds of bodies being thrown into the air, I'd probably turn back in all despair of victory lol
@junkynerd2 жыл бұрын
It's rainin' men. Hallelujah!
@mrbuck50592 жыл бұрын
Press K to start battle cmon. Go! Get to the chopper. See you at the party Richter. It's not a tumor. If you want 9 millimeter bullets on your pizza, you come to the right place.
@Вадим-ж8р8н2 жыл бұрын
вот бы и мне такую сигаретку курнуть....)))))
@pzza10972 жыл бұрын
No spartans were harmed in the making of this video.
@virtuallyreal58492 жыл бұрын
You lie.
@moffch43192 жыл бұрын
5:50 I will die with honour!
@DANIAC2622 жыл бұрын
Just the bodies landing on people would kill so many lol
@mediaikonz2 жыл бұрын
We should've used these in WW2!
@lorinbagley81672 жыл бұрын
Now picture this what this will look like at the battle of Armageddon when 200,000,000 + people will be slautered with God's breath. The bodies lying there for seven months because that is how long it would take to be bury the bodies plus the scavenger birds having a big feast.