1 Hour Of Theo Von's Funniest Podcast Moments

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Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski (born March 19, 1980), known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, KZbinr, and actor. He is the host of the This Past Weekend podcast and occasional co-host of The King and the Sting podcast.
Von grew up in Covington, Louisiana, with his older brother and two younger sisters, all of whom currently reside in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Von was legally emancipated at age fourteen. He graduated from Mandeville High School in Mandeville, Louisiana. He attended Louisiana State University for a time, as well as Loyola University New Orleans, University of Arizona, College of Charleston, and Santa Monica College. Von received his undergraduate degree in 2011 from the University of New Orleans.

[@milothornton]

“you’re not gonna go be a raper” is outrageous

[@DJ1up11]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@mcpills4592]

Actually crazy 😭

[@willatwood]

It’s actually a great slogan. Nobody wants to take a pill that will turn them into a raper!

[@morganglory7928]

😂😂😂😂

[@Jerry-gs4tc]

Theo said "ON down syndrome" like it's a drug you take or something lmao

[@antonyhunt9700]

😂 to be a fly on his shoulder for a day the crazy funny as things he says

[@shannonjuhl5905]

Theo Von has the quickest funniest quirkest way of saying something hysterical in a split second. Comedic timing at its best 💯

[@drvn8]

The Jennifer Capriati line got me

[@asherweck]

Same lol like who tf is that? And there’s a chick out there that probably has this name

[@1908fcim]

​@@asherweckshe's a former world number 1 tennis player

[@Krimbopulous]

I was walking around today and that shit popped into my head and I completely lost it

[@user-vz1fu5tn8e]

Customizing a lasagna 😂 that line killed me

[@prestonbowman8350]

I have severe anxiety and I always come to watch this when I get panicky. He never fails to make me laugh lmao

[@tillduda]

aye i used to do the same kind of started to be able to overcome my anxiety though you got this man i promise.

[@chrisvanwalsum9056]

Sorry to hear man but I’m glad it helps! Here for the same reason

[@achecityByCommittee]

Shit is real man. I just had a hard breakup and it's affecting my appetite and work and it's my first experience with severe depression. I feel upside down.

[@potworzgo]

To everyone here, I also had panick attacks and I can tell you, you will embrace it and be friends with anxiety. We dont leave it behind, domt be afraid to be afraid

[@chill3282]

Thats me when I’m paranoid high

[@miguelpidi1235]

Bruh so underrated..and he is so casual with it

[@TitoBandito6]

6:24 "you just gotta remind the ballast that it works for the boat." I consider myself to be one of those guys that has seen most every Theo clip. but that was new to me. thanks for that. absolutely sent me.

[@wellhellothere4380]

what does this mean

[@Scrolling23]

​@@wellhellothere4380You have to remind the pee pee it still works for you.

[@guitarriff123]

Theo to Brendan, "you look like a lesbian golf pro" 🤣🤣🤣

[@syndicateoff6139]

With what Brendan said he sus like biden😳

[@jamiefagan9129]

We all need someone like Theo in our lives

[@solo-zm5dr]

This guy is just wired differently

[@Linesjointspenaltypoints]

Aw tism bom bom bom

[@Linesjointspenaltypoints]

Aw tism bom bom bom

[@anniedeedrix6732]

He is wired lol

[@mmenard0313]

“Remind the ballast it works for the boat.” Lmaooo

[@alexisc1970]

Which is a good thing!

[@hugostiglitz3633]

“Brothas and Frankenstein, they don’t like fire” 😂

[@RTA182]

imagine struggling to open a jar of capers and a big white dude falls through...

[@sorciresoriano1196]

"She can't be bringing those levels of sugar over" 😂🤣

[@jimmynovak7913]

13:34 Lee’s “one star” review joke right here is gold! 🤣 Completely overlooked too, no one acknowledged it. Lol

[@MinistryofMen]

13:35 Lee Syatt "1 star" deserved a lot more than it got.

[@savanashaydensfuntimes3483]

Piping the old bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacoboviatt]

"Piping the old bag" 😂😂😂😂

[@thecar4306]

crazyy

[@jonhammer7109]

The guy is as close to norm on speed I have ever seen. In a comedian.

[@RA-jr9jw]

They both had older father. Maybe it helps

[@michaelstokes4588]

Customizing a lasagna😂😂

[@nancydeppandhamlet]

I had to dismantle a waterbed

[@nailsbyvictoria9405]

I love Theo. Kissing and telling ain't cool really but glad he stood up for that guys sister , the other guy was rude as hell

[@antonyhunt9700]

Was funny as F when von told brendan that he looks like he was stung buy a shit load of bees dont think it was on hear 😂

[@mmenard0313]

“Idk what your paper rock scissors chart is but I believe if you go brother:fire, bruh? I’d put a brother over fire fam.”

[@WizardCampbell]

“Lezbo golf pro”😂😂

[@71Chevelle1989]

All the nudie mags we had were effected by the weather Lmao

[@daddyBrindo]

JDs laugh literally sounds like my Keurig right at the end of brewing when it pushes the rest of the water through.😂.. Iykyk

[@Pam_Beesly]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sveha6271]

Lmao true

[@taylorthompson5089]

Noooo!!😂😂

[@StonerFromNowhere]

49:28 Theo forgetting what a wheelchair is 😂

[@jorge503213]

Wet Coke . It was either Coke that had been in a lot of humidity. Or it was heroin .

[@JKHo9]

Theos moving like he never had a pocket in the first place to be out of it

[@kristeno.w.4868]

Forget 'Dude, where's my car?'... "Dude, imagine fixin' up a bouillabaisse and a fuckin' white dude drops through". That's imagination on a whole other plane, T.V. 😂

[@dominickmicale5413]

Stole our vacuum

[@dommyboysmith]

Taking peepee pills shipped from India is WILD! And this dude said, "I've been taking them for years" 😂

[@SweatyBetties]

LOL He was just tall enough to be a lifeguard in the midget pool

[@allblind8088]

His new one with the carny must be the funniest episode i heard

[@codygottaglo]

Is that a famous person or something ? Naww 😆🤣🤣

[@michaelnelson1018]

Say Bee Feeder, now say Beef Eater. Your welcome.

[@OpsMiller]

The capers bit got me hard 😂😂😂

[@Hailey.Menard]

I actually laughed out loud several times at these conversations

[@DaveKing-ny9rk]

Guess I’m a psycho too cuz I laugh hard af 😂😂😂😂

[@vertical7047]

I've seen people like that get fake drugs and do them anyway. Their logic was ALWAYS. "There might be a little bit in there..." Fiend mentality

[@J_reop]

25:14 "a lesbian golf pro"😂😂😂

[@Pam_Beesly]

😂😂😂 wish i knew someone like Theo. The conversations would be wild

[@Peter-ie6po]

I have a friend funnny as him but i cant talk with him in a serious way only occasionally

[@zoomer619]

"he would be a lifeguard at a midget only pool" DEAD

[@johndodson8464]

Brothers and Frankenstein don't like fire 😂😂

[@Shiny.sniffer]

Hey thanks for putting this together for us to all enjoy ❤ please keep it up. Bad friends next??

[@Monst3r614]

“Unreal” “would you look at it”

[@laylow4415]

Tremendous 😂😂😂

[@jacquelinebeltran8186]

Theo I fucking love you

[@jennifermaguire546]

Hilarious when he's gurning with his shades on 😂 i remember having a lightbulb moment realising that the screen narrative was is and will be the same for Sake of an accent. Southern states have taught me that the time lapse between thought and speech should never be underestimated their minds are on the clock the whole time .

[@ItsReplayBro]

As a brotha I can confirm, I do not like fire 😂.

[@whodat610figgy3]

The shoe was so fucked up barbie was limping 💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@ramonmartinez4393]

Took the first batch that came out 🤣🤣🤣

[@filfortugno]

6:52 “piping the old bag” haha

[@memesauce4375]

“Start thinking about piping the old bag”

[@codyschoonmaker2296]

Not even 1 minute in and theo von calling people wiggas😂

[@katenoone6296]

I appreciate u did t just use the same clips everyone always uses in these compilations

[@Infamous-gu9ht]

Tom seguras setup even towers over the poors he has on his show

[@resultedpants5245]

I just watched this mindlessly

[@ShaunBound]

Guy is hilarious ❤

[@BenLGarcia]

Gang gang 🔥

[@_d2082]

Time and time again 🔥

[@johnmausteller]

Klonopin. Lol.

[@stackssixx1310]

What anxiety pill? Idk, been taking them 20 years. Bs. Who takes a prescription and refills it for 20 years and don’t know what it is or what it’s called 😂 he makes shit up as he talks

[@whitneymiller5139]

lol and then he name dropped klonopin in this video 😂

[@Jake-tg7ok]

I can’t watch this high bruh 💀 😂

[@TRUMP4LIFE1359]

The very first one him being Chinese to make it more funny

[@thegamersjar]

da best

[@fnoswag5153]

Bro same size when he gets off the chair.

[@joshuamiller9816]

Joeys voice sounds let wet sandpaper

[@MrOCal]

lol this video is fucking gold

[@ChesseandSprinkles8806]

Lmaoo if i was theo i would've never went on adams show

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

I like how the guy stays in the way of the car that just hit him. 😅😂

[@GalacticCenterOG]

9:23 oof, that high pitch voice you know he’s still…. Lol.

[@EmmaLeighMarieee]

At 2:08am, 1:06 i busted out laughing!

[@chrisbrock9233]

Can’t wait to see Theo in April in atl

[@jtothatee1]

I’ll be there also!

[@MrMarkus00]

Brothers also don’t like water

[@lilalisa245]

🤣🤣brillant 🤣🤣🤣

[@_d2082]

brillant.

[@lydiaann5261]

interesting bard music at the end

[@doughboyexotics305]

Alot of free electricity from god

[@ianc643]

Theo for sure high asf on cocaine in some of the video clips but dang.. how can he still carry a conversation, and still be funny.

[@GalacticCenterOG]

10:55 what is Theo doing with his hands? Lolol

[@pvp979gaming]

He lost his fucking father right next to a fucking grill bro 😂😂😂

[@native2000wilson-um1ty]

I've never known a mind like Theo's mind ,wtf goes on in there

[@Peaches.down_bad]

Seen several clips... never did i think it would add up to almost an hour x'D

[@Hermit362]

I'm sorry, that car shop video is funny.

[@lalipopz90]

They literally closed both of the Dennys in my town a few years ago cause there was allllllways a brawl cause it was the only thing open...man i miss their skillets , ihop just doesnt do it the same lol

[@user-bs4pm6ug5u]

My man sniffs dolphin dandruff,😢

[@DaFreeeshPrince]

48:49

[@vertical7047]

"Sober sex is for children" ?!! I've followed you down some dark paths rat king. But I have no clue what you're getting at on this one.

[@FireFirePow]

Right? Sober sex would be like the height of awesome :)

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

Far from the best of Theo imo

[@Cedric20781]

Shlob looks like the guy that wants to be liked so much he lies so people think he's cool

[@tillduda]

he makes shit up because it has comedic value

[@Cedric20781]

@@tillduda comedic value? He's dead serious about his lies most the time

[@tillduda]

@@Cedric20781 it flew over your head then buddy

[@Cedric20781]

@@tillduda I'm not your buddy, guy

[@tillduda]

@@Cedric20781 okay buddy

[@kenzighost7194]

those 2 barstool guys ruin the whole thing

[@KarmasCalamity]

Adam is such a punk

[@jacobkuntflapp]

Toms, not that guy.

[@ayylienn]

24:13 🍖

[@carlosgonzales651]

Wtf happened in the first video

[@potsy9973]

Re laughing at violent accident videos where people get hurt. Ok I laughed at the car / man sandwich instinctively. But the Enet slowly desensitizes our humor being that so much of it is staged. Not only that the repetition takes the edge off of some of it. Some not all thankfully. Good to know I am still human.

[@achecityByCommittee]

They all fucked up bad on shit.

[@carlosescobar3292]

shes beautiful.

[@kennethherndon3254]

Brendan Schaub tries to hard to be funny ..Theos killing as always

[@bobby_pilgrim4528]

first lol