Best of Theo Von | Volume 1 | The Fighter and The Kid

[@redcapphony]

"You look like an Italian that drowned but still lived" 😂🤣

[@DannyLandaXO]

Humberto Martin I don't get any of these references though still find them so funny

[@Dave-mk9bw]

@@DannyLandaXOThat drowned Italian is not a reference that is Theo that made up on the spot.

[@raphaelgordh8251]

@@DannyLandaXO It's just good ole vivid imagery

[@jrmontoya4739]

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@incbaucfisowwgttuu]

@@DannyLandaXO when you drown you become bloated is the reference. That's why bodies stay submerged until this gas like state occurs which raises the bodies to the surface

[@windshieldwasher6919]

There's nothing funnier than Theo talking and making jokes through his own laughter.

[@needfoolthings]

"I grew up in tha molesta belt." - A new gem every time I listen to that guy.

[@mmajunki3712]

Queue it up for us. What time?

[@cfc3924]

@@mmajunki3712 7:20

[@YourMom-vh2up]

knightkrawler 5 times ya touch me bro im calling the police

[@smileandhope3381]

True dat

[@teerevevourdeminingo4274]

knightkrawler - that’s that natural gas daddy

[@zachmccabe7510]

Nobody is funnier on the spot. Period. Theo von is THE BEST improv comedian alive.

[@honcho4581]

@@benwaldsax7659 stfu

[@cf9822]

@@honcho4581 he is right lol you stfu

[@Willy_On_Wheels]

He’s VERY good. There’s no denying that. Andrew Schulz is one of my favorites as well. Saw him live in Cincinnati. He’s hilarious.

[@JS-oh7ue]

Nah not anymore

[@w8m4n]

@@Rjs86 how do you know? Not saying you're talking shit, just intrigued

[@ericmendieta455]

"You look like you raised 2 kids named sloppy Joe dude." - Theo Von

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

Priceless come back

[@Lonniebelle1979]

Even my 13 year old daughter died laughing when she heard that one! She said "I wish I could come up with random genius on the fly like that!" And i thought "you're on your way my girl.. just by recognizing the greatness, your on your way."

[@callumpoole5021]

@@Lonniebelle1979 that didn’t happen shut up clown ass

[@originalgezus215]

Theo's impersonation of Brendan had me DYING! 🤣🤣 "I ain't mad at cha"

[@daraider1254]

Theo Von hands down guest of the year....Dude held it down to the point Brendan's Starting a new Podcast with him

[@tybogit]

YOU SEE THAT BELT! 😂

[@michaelbuettner1487]

It was rapaport or will sasso were better imo

[@littlejackalo5326]

Michael Rapaport is the worst. Whiny loser lib. He's such a beta tool.

[@jonvia]

Theo saying Brendan looks like a Hot Topic employee that wont retire...thats comedy gold!

[@tybradshaw8961]

Toughest guy at a Claire’s boutique 😂😂

[@gabrielsilvas7105]

Yah gah'boyf

[@FrxBass]

@Phil Ill Nope

[@BrandonSantino]

That shit killed me lmao

[@MaddenDoctor]

Toughest bitch lmao

[@justinarnold84]

Brendan's "you look like an extra from Waterboy" was the funniest thing he's ever said haha

[@gno7020]

Theo stays on fire

[@krazykdon]

He would be that best friend you could be a complete idiot with.

[@CJ-pe1zk]

Yes!

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Born from the fire. Bred from it.

[@chrisgunderson7959]

Always hot..

[@dr.chimrichalds6155]

Brendan looks like a bouncer at a Starbucks

[@rabbitphobia]

Now Shaub has reached Mayweather and Macianno unbeaten record.

[@fatasdat]

Only a bouncer would kick his ass

[@carlosc.1568]

@Phil Ill LMAO

[@GuideZer0]

The Starbucks at Chris D'Elia's house.

[@Bendecidochik]

Zer0 he’s allowed in lol

[@CasualMorgan4]

Bryan has the best chemistry with Chris, and Brendan has the best chemistry with Theo

[@CosmoForTheWin]

5:50 "you seem like the toughest guy at a claires boutique" the look of shock on brendans face

[@imamalam4971]

When Brendan and Theo cook each other it's the best thing ever

[@elliottsohns4686]

Theo is the funniest person ever lol. He deserves that belt.

[@gavsgadgets]

“Vietnamese wishing well” gets me every time 😂

[@Jwarddesign-ca]

Haha. That Beagle Boys call was perfect. He absolutely looks like one of them. Especially with those cauliflower ears.

[@karenamyx2205]

Curse you... somehow I never noticed his ears. Now that's all I notice!

[@Indicahound]

That's natural gas baby!!

[@wastingtime9847]

Daddy*

[@BigShaneGillis]

Sorry Dilea, but the people are spoken and want 4 more years of RAT KING!

[@Doctor-Stoppage]

Forever! 🐀👑🎖

[@krazykdon]

👏👏

[@jessicaestes3404]

I think it’s Delano

[@MegaFlorest]

Most people are stupid. All those votes that D'elia didn't get? Doesn't make a f'ckn DEEEEENT!

[@dman685]

@Billy Bones do you not see Theo havin the strap?

[@jrb9462]

Damn Chin, working on Christmas?? GOAT

[@J-GIB]

Chin doesn’t celebrate Christmas

[@AZCaveMan480]

It's not hard to set a release date on a KZbin video....

[@TheRealKoolaid]

Holy shit his name is Chin?? I thought it was Chen and he was an Asian man. Is he Asian? I’ve never seen him

[@nourahaldossary5532]

Koolaid hahahaha yes he is asian

[@spookyfizz]

He don’t t celebrate Christmas dude.

[@budwhite9781]

"I just put a lunge bar in my car" Theo is a comedic beast!!😅😀😁😂👍

[@jamiej7177]

The fonz with the bronze!!

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

The champ with the stamp

[@menwithven8114]

You wanna tickle the nickel???

[@zoomzoom14]

Do you have a strap daddy...

[@skyepeters1916]

hes acting high as fuck in that clip, would be crazy if he actually was

[@krazykdon]

Wut hahah

[@crispyynades5650]

That "Ok, so we have a couple things in common" had me dying hahaha

[@Stringz]

This is awesome. Good job putting this together. Hope Theo Wins Guest of the year again!

[@eoofun5243]

Theo and Brendan are the definition of frenemies. They rip each other harder then anyone else on the KZbin.

[@1neomonkey]

Brendan "The Mechanic from Nordstrom Rack" Schaub

[@StonerHesperia]

Is that John Rundgan at the end. "Oh Wow"?

[@jakemitchell1671]

I didn't know Nordstrom Rack did TIRES!! lol

[@LionHGH]

"That's great but don't touch me though" compilation 0:48 7:09 13:03 13:58 37:06

[@protatoplaysgames6918]

You sir Deserve a Nobel prize

[@linw3407]

I knew I wanted this but I also had no idea I wanted this... if that makes sense

[@chicagoguy81]

Amazing

[@thecanucklehead3034]

Mao Zedong i was reading this just as it hit 0:48

[@wnrr2696]

I just read this as he said five times and I call the police lmao

[@gno7020]

Rat King winning this bi*ch 🐀 🤴

[@gARBLEMUM]

The babies will never allow it

[@Dave-mk9bw]

"This ain't fucking dick tag"

[@Benson8]

HE WONT MAKE A DEEEEEEEEENNNT

[@bobbybush1750]

@@Benson8 HE MADE A DEEEEEENNNTT

[@Sleepydill]

Him and Brendon roasting eachother 😂i can watch it all day

[@burglecutt1447]

This video is sooooo funny! Theo has got to be guest of the year again.

[@jnano2071]

Theo really shines when he’s around people he feels confortable with, not the best interviewer but the best co-host ever

[@jessematkin3107]

Michael Rappaport is so butt hurt about Theo being guest of the year. I love it. 😂😆😂 Rat King! Gang Gang!

[@cpreid]

Rap not even in the top 5. Theo, Delia, Sasso, Swardson, Santino.

[@everythingsaddiy6985]

@Blake Ranew boy is he

[@psnfailout000]

Michael’s just messing around, dude. Chris D’Elia threw a dramatic fit too. All this is in good fun.

[@schylerdavis8276]

“I’m growing this out for kid with cancer..but also has a 4 wheeler” 😂😭😂😭

[@prohh4143]

Love hearing chins chuckle when Theo drops a gem

[@rexxdogg9360]

Brendan looks like Tim Tebow if he joined the Jersey Shore

[@MrKBone93]

Theo is the only person that has ever made my sternum crack while laughing

[@Ashutt92]

“I bet he takes crazy dumps too” -Theo Von talking about Dog the bounty hunter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ashutt92]

When Theo walks in and brenden says “OH SHIT BRO” 😂😂😂😂

[@King_of_Apathy]

My all time favorite is when Theo said “Brendan looks like the guy who will tell you where he’s hiding during hide and go seek.” They were crying laughing.

[@Ecantoo]

Rat king #1 pound for pound 🐀 👑

[@RT804]

"You look like all of the Fratellis from Goonies." That's some next level burnage.

[@juliandiaz2869]

Brendan- #1 pound for 1/4 pounder with cheese smasher 🍔🥇🏆🤤

[@user-manny43]

“I’m just a share cropper, God’s growing this” 🤣🤣

[@maxplastix8043]

Theo looks like he works at gamestop and actually feels bad that he cant give you more for your used games. Brenden looks like he can only beat the first level of mortal kombat.

[@mrvrbtchcar]

Kombat*

[@maxplastix8043]

@@mrvrbtchcar thanks teach!

[@CircumambulatingSamsara]

"Of Mice and Massimo" almost killed me.

[@OvaltineJenkanz]

Yeah, he better get to keep his belt. Dudes the best guest of all time. Dude cracks me up.

[@zex4560]

“You look like a extra from water boy” lmfaoooo that’s so underrated 🤣🤣

[@billybarefoot1111]

Theo said, “I’m just a sharecropper; God’s growing this!” Bahahahahaha

[@PetrusMinor39]

Actually genius and just brushed past

[@mqure1983]

Watching Brendan trying to keep up with theo is brutal. Rat king all day. Gang gang.

[@AnthonyMorales71]

I can watch this a million times! 🤣🤣🤣. Chins laughter in the cut is what makes it even better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Myketheman621]

37:07 I think about "Mechanic from Norsdstrom Rack" like, once a day. "I didn't know Nordstrom Rack did tires"

[@donhouse947]

Me too i saw him say that like 4 months ago too stupid funny.

[@GlennJimenez]

I still laugh at that shit

[@deni6943]

I don't get it

[@Tbooth87]

26:09 if you want to fast forward through rappaport

[@DSFFinancial]

Thank you!!! Lol

[@mr.jameson218]

The dude honesty thinks he's in the conversation but D'elia isn't. Lol

[@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw]

He is hard to stomach

[@frankwhite9170]

My man!

[@dookiejohnson4268]

Not sure who this rappaport dude is, but that dude with the annoying voice and obvious herpes sore was def worth skippin

[@joshuabrassard8019]

Theo's impression of Brian Callen is easily, one of the best Macho Man Randy Savage impressions I have ever heard.

[@playboypia]

Macho Man Randy Tragedy

[@60minutemeditations51]

“I’m just a sharecropper bro, God is growing this hair” 🤣

[@leepicciotto]

That dog the bounty hunters wife bit had me dying. Also I love when theo trashes Brendan because that dudes an extra from the jersey shore

[@JacksExoticReptiles]

This is great content to fall asleep to. I don’t know why. Does anyone else have this? I love the content too. Not hatin. Just curious why my mind gets so chilled out listening to this while I close my eyes and fall asleep nice and easy….

[@puddintaine4556]

...OF MICE AND MOSSIMO

[@stormwilliams3347]

Lenny!

[@devonthomas303]

Best shit ever

[@murdiesel]

Gotta up that mirror game and fund, lmao! Theo looking like Tom Brady out of middle school! Brendan looking like he was an extra on Saved by the Balls, lol! I need to get up and do my chores so the warden doesn't get mad! You guys are great, thank you!

[@alexgarcia1709]

“You look like a Italian man who drowned but still lived.” Lol

[@lukeryan463]

Theo von is the funniest man alive😂😂😂

[@joes3129]

Plot twist: Brian is oblivious to The King and The Sting.

[@AppalachianLumberjack]

Who the fuck is Brian

[@Wnick56]

@@cristristam9054 I don't know if he can be considered a fighter,unless you know something I dont

[@mikekoenig6467]

@@cristristam9054 he said Brian not Brendan ya goon

[@turdmanjones8263]

@@Wnick56 he said fighter because callen started boxing😂😂😂😂😂

[@rjchavers9267]

He just doesn't realize that the mullet is timeless.

[@pablochavez1497]

2 x champ ...everyone loves Theo and more people need to see this guy.

[@kristoferchamblee6334]

Turns out Brendan can’t hold down the show without Bryan .... Lolol but I’m still watching!!

[@DeVaughnTaylor]

When Callen is there with Theo and Brendan, he bridges the gap between funniness. When it's just Theo and Brendan, it really sticks out how not-that-funny Brendan is... This is like Theo's highlight reel and Brendan's lowlights lolololol That being said, Daddy rockin that ice twice about to be real nice

[@AelitaVA]

I still love coming back to this video because it’s so funny 🤣 I love watching Theo, he’s so fucking good at improvising lol I wish I could have Theo’s brain for like. A week.😆😂

[@jamesposey5098]

Theo : "I'm growin this hair out for a 9 year boy who has cancer but also has a 4 wheeler and aint afraid shift it into fifth gear" 😂😂 Me: laughed until i cried

[@silverape9596]

“How many skateboards came with that haircut” 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@KesTLuck]

Theo is the best! Going to see him perform tonight, gang ganngggggg boiii

[@Sickle_V2]

“Vietnamese wishing well” made me blow coffee thru my nose 😂😂

[@esuohhsoj7109]

I love when Theo roasts people

[@a_aron1065]

The chemistry with the rat king & the bee sting is out of this world! I'm newer to the rat king & he's funny as hell! Gang-gang baby!!!

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

Theo and Chris should have a podcast together the way they can feed on the energy of a room is amazing

[@SSCShortChannel]

As in Chris Distefano, I’m all for that. He’s the only other comic I’ve seen or heard of that says shit off the top of his head like Theo Von

[@swordtaker2]

" her stomach went to her chest and had a devorce" best visual I ever heard someone explain something😂

[@krazykdon]

Theo acting like the fonz with the bronz reminds me of how riff raff acts 😂

[@millsbecouvarakis2507]

I could watch this everyday of my life

[@CapitalP177]

"THE ROAD TO THE STRAP!!! GOES THROUGH THE RAT!!!"

[@dagnastyodi4196]

he said raft. as in rafters, like in a roof frame.

[@jamesodom6456]

"The road to the strap, goes through the rat!!" Theo is fucking cold everytime

[@mrcorleone959]

“His wife grows hair for him and he just hooks it in, in the back” (dog the bounty hunter) 😂😂😂

[@nick4597]

“ you look like Lenny from of mice and massimo “ 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@budwhite9781]

I could watch Theo and Brendan talk shit about eachother every day😁😎👍👍

[@garretthansen9933]

Nordstrom rack mechanic destroyed me 😂😂😂😂

[@aarongriffith7045]

they made me cry making fun of eachother. lol they both are amazing guys

[@tylerwalsh7587]

Well Theo is for sure.

[@thetricky5569]

@@tylerwalsh7587ok Tyler Walsh 🤡

[@joshbless412]

i miss these days

[@MrJval17]

“...he dyes his hair dude and he has asthma too and says the n word...okay so we have a couple things in common but that’s it!....” favorite quote from all this 😂😂

[@Subversionskateboarding]

One of my favorite Theo disses to Brendan “you look bad bro”.

[@timdoyle7961]

Theo......”I’m growing this for a kid who has cancer and a 4 wheeler “ funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[@BrianTurnerPiano]

Theo makes Brendan look like an amateur

[@Checkmate777]

9:20 was the funniest shit. “You look like you raised two kids names sloppy joe”

[@Bdizzle69]

“You look like everyone of the Fratellys put togther, from the Goonies. 😂😂

[@Last_Chance.]

2022 anyone? I'm back reminiscing of the good ole days.

[@SanchoDomingo_]

When Theo and Brendan get to roasting each other. It’s the most priceless experience to watch

[@SupermanA2K]

I listened to this while mowing, people are looking at me doubled over in laughter!!

[@Mr-DieHard]

Theo: "You look like a dude who eats burgers and carries around a shotgun" LMAO

[@the_borax_kid2233]

That mullet is coming back strong I see like 5 every time I go to the store.

[@Last_Chance.]

Word

[@jessomadcity2815]

Dam straight. Get dat hitta son. RAT KING 🐀👑 2018 GOTY!! GET IN THERE!! I laughed harder than Chris's video. Sorry Chris.Nmm Kay. Better luck next time.

[@JLAShazam]

Jesso Madcity281 you cant win goty when your little bro is funnier!!(the kay line actually had me dying! Especially when he used it on him) 🐀👑4life

[@thaifighter6132]

Where do we vote

[@JLAShazam]

Nick Hauser tfak.com its right on the front page

[@WGerrit]

Everyone better be voting for the rat!

[@jessomadcity2815]

"The road to the strap, goes through the RAT"!!!!

[@chiparmy5498]

😂 dog not saying Brah. He's saying Bra.

[@aaronr1328]

Theo legit seems like he would get along with any and everyone ..

[@trey1187]

“The adult with the license,” amazing. Theo is the best once you realize how sarcastic and confident he is

[@mattgarcia9518]

Theo and Brendan are fire together

[@SlinginDillys]

Brendan + Theo , Bryan + Chris

[@Pimpernella]

Brian Callen impression!!!! Spot on! 🤣