#1 Weird Norwegian Commercial Compilation [English Subtitles]

[@resiliency9821]

the most important rule of Norway is: Never, and I mean *NEVER* question the Smash ads. Never.

[@sirenawhitewolf2833]

I’m Norwegian and I questioned it every time 🤷‍♀️

[@tor2357]

@@sirenawhitewolf2833 Shut it

[@MrGrimm-eo5lc]

@@sirenawhitewolf2833 det er best å la være. Forrige fyr som spurte ble klin kokos.

[@sirenawhitewolf2833]

@@MrGrimm-eo5lc hei, sei ikke at smash sekkert ikke e godt, bare at reklamen kan stilles spørsmål t😂

[@MrGrimm-eo5lc]

@@sirenawhitewolf2833 sant det.

[@alvinwe8396]

Imagine the ads for the actors "looking for a middle age man and a sport interested teenager comfortable with hugging a cod"

[@uwudilligaf8008]

My god- hahaha

[@JoMat117]

Interview: "Are you allergic to fish?" "No. Why did you ask?" "It's complicated. "

[@perikholt3395]

Sounds like a typical dating site profile.

[@BrettonFerguson]

I assume most of Norway grew up hugging cod. They eat fermented herring and baked liver paste, hugging a cod wouldn't seem bad anyway.

[@thesfnb.5786]

I mean, hugging a cod isn't that bad. We're pretty darn proud of our fish. I live on an island where fishing is practically in our blood. Our bacteria is practically shaped like macrell, and our white cells like fishing hooks.

[@netherborn3261]

Shit a fellow norwegian went rogue and showed the world our ads nooooo

[@oskarboman]

Hvordan vil vi fikse dette?

[@sofiehaga]

@@oskarboman doodle din vei til chillness?

[@mr.duckguy7998]

the gibberish said someting like 2 thousand or 20 thousand in norwegian i think

[@samdal420]

Har ikke peiling hvordan jeg endte opp her :/

[@soumayahedhili9649]

😂😂😂

[@senoritabatanero4160]

Norwegian ads are a kind of awkward ancient art. Just respect them and let them assemble.

[@kraəb]

Takk

[@nikolaitingsrudeide6298]

@@kraəb takk

[@diezgp]

Si, señorita.

[@fluffkar3507]

Takk

[@faresbarriadventure2933]

Takk

[@Anonymous8830]

"shmaker godt" I miss those Tine commercials

[@finkster04]

They were legendary

[@mr.duckguy7998]

me too

[@Alpejohn]

Syns de kunne valgt en av de der han brøler shmaker goooooooodt!

[@Herman-kb4ez]

De var legendariske. Yesh

[@Thule21]

De gylne årene.

[@tobiasreiersen7397]

Just a question. Is anyone here actually not Norwegian or are we just a bunch of Norwegians typing in English to each other? Edit: i helvete til mange kommentarer, telefonen min sprenger folks på tide å legge seg

[@aurorazannamunthe-kaas3017]

Bæsj

[@Error_Return]

@@elliechan5985 bæsj

[@SitahTaylorsversion]

Here a girl from the Netherlands som ELSKER Norge, sooo everytime I see Norway in the title I click on the video lol 😂

[@MrGrimm-eo5lc]

@@Error_Return Har du bæsja, har du prompa, har du donglebær i rompa?

[@formicidaeinc.8075]

@@elliechan5985 bers

[@Modelo408]

Americans: Now why are they advertising bsdm degradation? Norwegians: Nono, we want you to buy the candy:)

[@BlueBeamProductions]

BDSM is very normal in Norway. Many times a week you can see both subs and doms take the buss together.

[@ciircuz]

@@BlueBeamProductions yeah so uhm no?

[@luxborealis]

@@BlueBeamProductions That’s just the Swedes and their owners.

[@AtomicMonkeybutt]

@@BlueBeamProductions What?

[@mao_zhu_xi]

@@BlueBeamProductions Hva i all verden er det du sier? Det er langt i vekkistan fra å være normalt til å se et bdsm par i full kostyme bare vandre rundt i byen og ta busser hjem til hverandre. Jeg har ikke peiling på hvordan ting i Oslo fungerer, men sånn pisspreik tror ikke jeg på.

[@bt70a9]

1:50 Det er kriminelt at hun ikke sa "Det finnes flere fisk i havet" da han holdt torsken.

[@okialy9636]

>:0

[@mrviking6892]

HAHHAA

[@kraəb]

Den likte jeg lol

[@rockwitharms7455]

plenty of fish in the sea for other folks

[@ViggoSkath]

@@rockwitharms7455 Thanks for translating part of the sentence

[@aurora8973]

ok im from norway and now i realise how wierd these commercials are

[@nezxs5718]

same

[@ILovePikmin]

Hallo. Andre nordman

[@eliasvaly2273]

@@ILovePikmin æ e en liten nordmann

[@addy_gaming]

Norge har noen rare reklamer

[@aurora8973]

@@addy_gaming ja

[@hugohuang1518]

Now I also wanna hold a cod.

[@andreaslund1278]

Hoill torsken!

[@ole9071]

@@andreaslund1278 holl i torsken!

[@mrviking6892]

Strangely, me too..

[@andreaslund1278]

It is a very big and important day for a little fella, when he holds a cod for the first time, and feels true inner peace ❤

[@kuleroselie1168]

CUDDLE WITH THE FISH!!

[@800Markus]

Norway in a nutshell

[@melanieschmidt8753]

lol.

[@nezxs5718]

YESS

[@LiamFlebu]

Cuddle the Cod

[@dexter-15]

HOLD I TORSKEN

[@mrspintch5109]

Nah, mate. Thats what a norwegian ad is supposed to be like.

[@chanchi2008]

Yes that’s how they should be

[@mr.duckguy7998]

yea

[@mr.duckguy7998]

i see that everyday

[@Altijdgamervids]

Plotwist: KZbin got us to watch this video full of ads

[@WelpWolp]

Why does it feel like I watched something I shouldn’t have? Like the ads are some national treasure

[@yamato-qi3es]

I can confirm this yes but we can share

[@ace5065]

They are, especially mr milk

[@yamato-qi3es]

@@ace5065 he will make you gay it’s true

[@Mr.Norway.Animation]

It are, GIvE IT bACk!!!

[@lilbeaniecat]

isn't anyone going to talk about that last commercial?

[@800Markus]

No idea how they were able to air this lmao

[@Thode-R]

App app app

[@camillaolsen773]

To be fair it’s a continuation of the one where they just repeatedly smack someone’s hand for trying to take it. Maybe being a masochist is the only way of not taking the smash

[@ashlad3867]

I don't remember seeing the fetish ending tbh. It's rather old now, must have repressed it.

[@Aldoz]

@@800Markus Why should they not be able to air it?

[@ShellFell2Hell]

I'm from Sweden and I thought they had ads like us but nope...

[@doge7831]

no, this is the wierd type of ads. the others ads is normal.

[@lwh2113]

Önska fan Sverige hadde haft sånna här också. I love ICA Stig och co men skulle vara roligare med annat.

[@jonatankraft4922]

Norge liknar Sverige på många sätt men just reklamen är faktiskt otroligt mycket konstigare.

[@minasverden8723]

I’m from Norway and these are the few weird ones we have, and they are supposed to be weird. For example the cheese doodles one, everyone took that as a joke because it was a joke. We mostly have normal ads like everyone else, but this compilation showed some of the weird ones.

[@lwh2113]

@@minasverden8723 ok

[@valoer]

It's funny that Norway can get "Japan" level of weird sometimes. We're a weird country ain't we

[@blinkrogue1344]

Vokste jo opp med sånne reklamer. Har egentlig aldri tenkt på hvor insane de er.

[@mr.duckguy7998]

@@blinkrogue1344 haahaha samme her

[@brken_blndie]

I'm not Norwegian, and i legit thought the first add was Japanese

[@brken_blndie]

@Benji 64 i know, it was just the sound and the context of the video

[@norwegianwatermelon]

ayyy im weird tooo

[@mr.knowitall2656]

Honestly don't even register the level of weirdness I've lived in this insanity for too long 🙄

[@soul4speech]

Now this is both our cultures curse and blessing.

[@inzyster]

Finally, the cultural lesson I needed to get my Norwegian citizenship sorted.

[@vetikkehvajegkanhete]

Aaaaaa mr Melk, grunnen til at jeg er gay

[@dexter-15]

Å

[@vetikkehvajegkanhete]

@@dexter-15 schmaker godt

[@mr.duckguy7998]

veldig episk sagt

[@xjoh008]

Ah ja

[@lordbatsberg2239]

@@vetikkehvajegkanhete det gjør han

[@milkisgod1599]

You guys havent even seen the Finn.no commercial yet.

[@aurora8973]

lol

[@theuniversewithin2065]

Those are maximum overdrive.

[@PeekPerfomance]

oh, haha

[@bragzz7488]

THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE!

[@almajensen6878]

Granca granca granca

[@immortalenbyarchivist2822]

This got recommended to me less than a week after I started studying Norwegian. Needless to say I'm even more motivated now.

[@800Markus]

Good luck in your studies, friend

[@Tranitosaur]

klart du d? Skjønne du ka e skriv no?

[@lenatraceroxton1363]

@@Tranitosaur Jeg er ikke den samme personen men ja jeg forstår deg :)

[@katixigaming4960]

As a swede I always thought our ads were weird but this. This is perfection

[@someguy2744]

I thought the first dude was Dave Grohl.

[@bragzz7488]

This sound a bit weird, but Mr. Milk has his own phone apps. One of them is a snowboard and ski game. And the other is that you try to bounce balls on his abs.......... like you try to click perfectly when the balls hit the abs to get points😂😂

[@sunshineinspace6207]

Okay, that's weird. 😂😂😂

[@f8ki]

Never heard of them whats it called

[@bragzz7488]

@@f8ki i don’t think they exist anymore

[@bragzz7488]

Just checked. No they don’t

[@latewizard301]

Is Mr. Melk still a thing? Was like 13 when i last saw him...

[@laufeystonxx4577]

As a danish person we get these ads too but translated... just not the bdsm part...

[@LostFunocity]

'Smash' ads are weird now that I'm seeing them again.

[@matsrui5508]

Dont question it

[@Mr.Norway.Animation]

Ti stille!

[@tone-karinrnningen7570]

I may have a typical Norwegian kind of humor, but i find theese commercials hilarious

[@angma1977]

Thats what i call real norwegian

[@mr.duckguy7998]

me too

[@Books-and-coffee0]

I'm learning Norwegian and this is GOLD 😂

[@liltrash2449]

You should learn Swedish instead. Sweden is better and we don't talk about to Denmark lol

[@torsteinhaland2598]

@@liltrash2449 many good english

[@luxborealis]

@@liltrash2449 No

[@pancakesauces]

@@liltrash2449 ?

[@jafhu]

@@torsteinhaland2598and how is that bad English may i ask?

[@julieenglert3371]

I am from Australia but I was an exchange student in Norway in 1980 for the whole year. Back then there was only one TV station in Norway and no advertisements on TV!

[@ferd1572]

It was most likely NRK, the only norwegian tv channel that doesn't have any ads. Although you still have to play a tv licence to have the channel on your tv...

[@Bamsebrakar2011]

@@ferd1572 yes, well it’s called public broadcasting, works that way in many other countries too

[@capitalh6490]

Welcome to Norway Velkommen til Norge/Noreg

[@64fairlane305]

@@ferd1572 yeah, most likely..

[@helixxia9320]

@@Bamsebrakar2011 yeah like BBC in uk

[@ambassadorgaming8411]

Can we all agree that Mr. Melk is the best anime character?

[@Jasenf2209]

Yesh

[@luk4aaaa]

yes, absolutely!

[@EmilianGrtberg]

Yesh

[@kortmann9]

Just once I want Mr. Melk to appear and say "Hallo alle sammen" to me... A man can dream.

[@okialy9636]

this comment is gold

[@sallmandar1027]

*Me a Portuguese* -GIVE ME THE COD!

[@ingeborgmikkelsen9078]

Bacalhau is the natural meeting point between our cultures

[@thesfnb.5786]

Mr. Melk was the Pinnacle of norwegian advertisements

[@tehdipstick]

0:13 It's not gibberish. He's saying "Now with even more doodliness 2000." 0:32 It's liver pâté, not paste.

[@800Markus]

Yea I realized afterwards. But while editing I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out. As for the second point, pretty sure you can call it both

[@LMR__1]

Doodle C-2000, faktisk.

[@astridf2890]

In norwegian is leverpostei

[@AidenWeTrust]

@@astridf2890 Agreed

[@AidenWeTrust]

Ummmmm at norway we never use pâté or some do but most people use LeverPostei

[@Tina2.1]

After watching Japanese ads...everything is normal here

[@jodoodlyboi2963]

Lmao yeah

[@eivind-falk]

The "Mr. Milk" commercials give me a "Long Long Man" vibe, actually.

[@moderator8247]

@@eivind-falk your man is long

[@plutondayasayanintiharmera78]

The last one... wtf

[@IEatdonutz]

the last one was edited to a shorter version. so it was not so fucked up

[@petfama4211]

It was a continuation on another commercial where you’d smack a normal hand but not be able to retrieve the smash because they wanted it too much; so it’s kinda like a twist were the only one who gives it back is a literal masochist

[@cmdrmeldoc59]

*HaRdEr*

[@ada-bt6xh]

Welcome to norway bud

[@prettypunkjules]

kinky😀😀😀

[@HenrikMyrhaug]

I remember playing the Mr. Melk skiing game on my iPad! It was legitimately a great game.

[@wcz2891]

bruh haha ja as

[@jhoso7126]

this is prob being recomended to Norwegians mostly. And also thx for sharing our commercials to the world man!

[@beetlemocha7847]

The ads in Norway are never to be questioned, because they’re honored in every way. People that aren’t Norwegian: what is up with these nordmenn?

[@lamedolphin2587]

I live in Norway and I’ll tell you. Most of our ads are weird

[@firebubble2]

I am glad that foreginers finally see the commercials we are put through lmao

[@Lillla57]

I can't imagine watching this as a non norwegian

[@bjrntykhelle2892]

"Hold i fisken" burde bli et uttryk lol

[@kristinr1324]

Veeeel vi har jo "å dra seg i laksen"

[@eminemen1]

Hold i torsken brukes en del her oppe i nord

[@adrians3267]

@@eminemen1 håill i tårsjken

[@lfctransferwatch6519]

hold i torsken e jo en meme i nord norge samme med mr melk

[@okialy9636]

lol

[@xxrobloxgamerproxx]

To everyone not norwegian, the subtitles are 100% accurate and you can trust it.

[@800Markus]

Thanks, Stalin

[@frankdohlman2169]

tiny flaws tho but its so small its not noticable

[@enzokyu]

The cod commercial is the most Norwegian thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[@adrielsebastian5216]

I feel a strong urge to cuddle with a cod now, seems like a perfect remedy ...

[@digitalcatto]

As a colombian and a graphic designer, i don't find these ads weird at all. I think they make perfect sense and find them funny but sleek. Good job norwegians! 💕

[@mailan8038]

Nothing makes me laugh as much as Norwegian ads, and there are so many good ones. Some are so good i don`t mind the commercial breaks when i am watching a show :)

[@TheManWithTheFryingPan]

5:35 Å herre, I didn't know the joke had gone that far

[@winghon4419]

Wow a heart

[@hexagonal69]

Norwegians: Hold the cod, it’ll make everything better.

[@bjorien06]

Yes

[@CashDogs47]

Mr. Melk er Norges stamfar.

[@mr.sunmeadow]

Fyfaen æ savne han! Æ huske at æ spilte d der Mr.Melk spillet der man gikk på ski eller snowboard. «Melk schmaker bedre enn schnø» e en av replikkan æ huske bæst.

[@GitHouseEntertainment]

These ads are from 1990-2005 So I think the ads has become better after the years.

[@carolinehansen3178]

soo this just popped up in everyones recommended? the comments are so fresh 🧍‍♂️

[@meisuke]

Davie504 doodling his way into chillness..

[@helixxia9320]

they are quite similar yeah lol

[@miyamotomusashi6450]

0:13 What do you mean inaudible? He clearly says: C 2000.

[@Maxi.Dounut]

Er du utsatt for strEEeess??? Why was that the first one they attacked with😂

[@bertafjertafisalukta2302]

Maybe because its true 😂😭

[@nuudlz5068]

bruh the cheeze doodle one has been on tv a couple of times here in norway.

[@thesfnb.5786]

I completely forgot about the last one!! Thanks for reminding me. I saw that one in a movie theater once I believe

[@Vinterloft]

Norwegians: Way too few of them know that Cheez Doodles is Swedish.

[@tor2357]

Shhhhh

[@snacksy7754]

You can hear it in the accent it's english

[@torlakkarstad4251]

Doesn’t mean we can’t make commercials!

[@mei-jw4hy]

They’re sold in Norway aswell, so obviously there has to be commercials..

[@Vinterloft]

@@mei-jw4hy This is still a dubbed Swedish commercial

[@siljesanders1]

this is why i love coming early to the movies

[@untitled1464]

my best friend is Norwegian and I am from the States, she sent me this video and wanted to know my opinion especially on the last commercial. I have no words except ap ap ap! 😂

[@800Markus]

ayyy that's exactly why I decided to make these, so Norwegians could share them

[@theodorwllestad9324]

Well I’m from Norway, and when that showed up on my tv i said to myself Norway is going to be a meme

[@NordicGrizz_2]

We were always a meme bud

[@bertafjertafisalukta2302]

@@NordicGrizz_2 o o f

[@norwegianmountainbiker236]

Wow, I all of a sudden remember playing the Mr. Melk games on my old iPad. The memories...

[@yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947]

Fun Fact: Tine Melk made a "Mr. Milk" game for mobile devices, it was a winter sports game where you would go through courses on a snowboard or skis. If my childhood memories serve me right, it was actually a very good game.

[@babagrill2824]

On Norwegian some of us says: "ostepop" instead of cheese Doodles. Lol.

[@okialy9636]

i was so confused because they said "cheese doodles" because i only hear people say "ostepop" :/

[@hjalmarnilsson1756]

My country call it a "ostkrok" cheecehook

[@LifeOnHoth]

populært kalt for rumpe her. Fordi det lukter svett...

[@entonberg3945]

@@hjalmarnilsson1756 Med andra ord är du från Sverige

[@Vingul]

@@LifeOnHoth lukter schpy

[@genericamerican.]

I swear Norwegian is just english spoken by someone mid stroke.

[@helixxia9320]

english just sounds like the sims

[@KermaHillway]

I remember the cheese doodles commercial so well it’s scary-

[@gabrielwestby645]

Means its a banger my dude, maybe we will make a prequel!

[@KermaHillway]

@@gabrielwestby645 Wh-

[@Takkion]

Hearing this as a Swede is even more weird.

[@gamearmy2195]

Yea me to

[@entonberg3945]

Samma här.

[@hanna5461]

kände

[@nimnum1265]

hahaha the last one, i'm norwegian and native in norway but i've never seen it😂been looking at the screen the wrong time

[@MaEun1]

or more like not looking at the screen at the right time

[@firebubble2]

Hold i torsken (Hold the cod) Is a common Norwegian saying if you want someone to calm down, or used the same way as "Wait a minute"

[@gingershot2937]

The smash app app app commercial is... i don’t have any words...

[@hddodo3541]

0:04 What's up? SLAPPERS

[@northernroll]

The "inaudible norwegian gibberish" at 0:13 he says "C 2000" making "Doodle C 2000" sound like a vitamin

[@nori8867]

Schmaker godt

[@mosterchife6045]

5:03 If I had the writing skills I’d write an SCP article type thing down here

[@monsieurtuggywuggy5626]

Damb it's been soooo long I've seen Mr. Milk, and the last one with the skin glove, that just aired for less than a week, like 4 days

[@johannlothe]

What I love about norwegian commercials is that they use comedy, or they appeal to the love we have for our nation, nature, values, etc. I've watched American and UK commercials after sports, and it's so generic and artificial I wanna puke. Sure, try so sell me something, but if you can manage to make me feel good and appreciated in the process, that's great. People tend to prefer dealing with genuine and caring people, even in business. It's sad the US is all about money.

[@Mnnvint]

There's plenty of crap commercials in Norway too, they just don't end up in compilations like this.

[@johannlothe]

@@Mnnvint yes ofc, Norway ism't free from shit commercials, but it's still pretty good compared to other contries.

[@KoalaKoala00]

Yeah it’s tons of shifty Norwegian commercials out there. It’s cancerous

[@renehoyvik]

Why on earth did this just pop up in my recomended? Why not sooner?!

[@OlavDenDeilige]

"Vi har jo nættopp bestelljt oss tur te Foæhrrteventura. Ka gjøør æ nu?"

[@dri_him]

Jag kunde för mitt liv inte förstå vad du skrivit och ändå har man förstått norska rätt bra..

[@soggerstheimmortal]

@@dri_him Vi har jo nettopp bestilt oss tur til Fuerteventura. Hva gjør jeg nå?

[@dri_him]

@@soggerstheimmortal Nu så blev det lättare att förstå, tack ska du ha!

[@iamme6773]

Hi! Not a Norwegian here😄 Just got to say you have amazing commercials! Now I really,badly want a nice tall cup of milk!

[@bjorien06]

With smash or cod on the side

[@KannibalenDK]

Them: cod Me: CALL OF DUTY!

[@Fur-ti9sz]

As a fellow norwegian, i absloutely love the app app app comertiald

[@rancidk1ll743]

I’m Norwegian and there’s many I haven’t seen apparently

[@ButterFromDiscord]

0:13 the inaudible was “see 2000”

[@milkisgod1599]

Most of them are just for the memes because they know more young people will buy.

[@odysseysworld]

The cheese doodle guy looks like a teenage Professor Snape lol

[@atanyhdra]

First ad: Davie504 with long hair.

[@LifeOnHoth]

Bass!

[@macsy1166]

4:30 that milk makes the consumer a Stand user it seems

[@denifromdiscord]

The Cheez Doodles one was so good

[@ms_it_is]

But we also have normal ads. We have, right?

[@someguyfromarcticfreezer6854]

"Here in 2000(year)" is the missing part of first "gibberish" translation.

[@Katalystic]

Nope. «Now with even more C-2000», it’s supposed to sound like a nutrient or something

[@colossus4219]

It says, now with even MORE doodle c-2000

[@eliasmsv3156]

3:03 *SHMAKER GODT*

[@ririhihi]

wtf was the last one

[@orrling]

Where is the "I'm no kitty-cat" pink biker dance supermarket ad?? XDD

[@crepe-enjoyer]

We can laugh all we want, but this is actually very good advertisement. The norwegians have become too powerful, and I'm afraid it may be too late to stop them.

[@ChickenChan]

He looks like Sam Pepper. 0:01

[@Amalie_t7n]

I cant realy say that im proud of being a norwegian

[@BigBear10]

Ok...I ADMIT IT! We are wired.

[@kjetilbrendemo2771]

Alle fikk denne som anbefalt sånn plutselig, ja. Eller er det bare meg?

[@david82633]

Etter kommentarene å dømme har den plutselig eksplodert

[@gayfrog_]

It doesn’t matter which country you are from, we all want to hug the cod 🐟