The way he speaks is how I imagine a Viking would speak.
@jeschinstad4 жыл бұрын
They speak more viking-ish on Iceland, but I've never seen an Icelander angry, so :)
@davidamajako9614 жыл бұрын
@@jeschinstad you forgot to tell him about the incestial low population.
@dannyduds10584 жыл бұрын
I dont think they have as much violet crime as the US.
@HarrySmith-hr2iv4 жыл бұрын
I had a DNA check. My Y chromosome is Norwegian origin . It came to UK via North France Normandy invasions in 1066.
@oscarfelix19524 жыл бұрын
Hagar the Horrible
@music0cool6 жыл бұрын
I like how they’re so calm and light hearted while arresting Satan
@scar4456 жыл бұрын
even the dark lord needs some kindsness to remind him what he stands for from time to time :3
@Cadacusdeity906 жыл бұрын
Best comment!😂😂😂
@ingridkarolinesmoge24806 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Annie 😂😂Fantastic 🤣
@MasumiSeike6 жыл бұрын
Oh sweetheart Satan is no more
@htg9896 жыл бұрын
Satan? He's just a drunk
@gavingraham57594 жыл бұрын
Because his face is blurred out I imagine him as a massive bearded viking man who traveled through time and is trying to get used to modern culture and customs
@guly4 жыл бұрын
Theres a show called beforigners, you just made a pretty accurate description of the show.
@TallSilentGuy4 жыл бұрын
That was before we saw his poorly-developed legs.
@alemayehusolomon9414 жыл бұрын
Excellent comment!
@carlosalvarenga84354 жыл бұрын
I did not know Vikings had to deal with detached ducks
@rlfdfd50594 жыл бұрын
His ancestors were Bersekers. 100%
@ollebo3 жыл бұрын
Here we can see the two types of Norwegians: The happy little mountain elves, and the death metal singers.
@savvathornnmysteriam98673 жыл бұрын
Black metal
@elmstreet20363 жыл бұрын
Basically or the third one, immigrant children with identity crises
@twinklearlington3 жыл бұрын
This is such a funny comment! Happy little mountain elves....lololol thank you I am laughing so much right now!!
@rockettaco3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh quite a good bit. xD
@yayo03 жыл бұрын
@@elmstreet2036 stop being weird
@keitholsen94354 жыл бұрын
"I HAVE BEEN IN JAIL 22 TIMES!" "this will be the 23rd time" 😂
@Hadisjusic4 жыл бұрын
Xdd
@alsals60344 жыл бұрын
As drunk as he was, it was kind of funny that his memory was so sharp. 😄
@ragnarrothbard34184 жыл бұрын
You meant to say, "the 23th time."
@hmr04704 жыл бұрын
@@ragnarrothbard3418 um...you're the wrong one. It's twenty-third, not twenty-thirth.
@ragnarrothbard34184 жыл бұрын
@@hmr0470 This has got to be the funniest example of somebody not getting a joke ever. BTW, only a douche starts a sentence, "ummm..." It's douchey When you speak like that. Doing it in written form... WOOF!
@soulsymphony51115 жыл бұрын
I see why he has been arrested 22 times cops are having too much fun arresting him xD
@mr.cannedble97245 жыл бұрын
Its like playing gta to him but in real life
@mrponpon5 жыл бұрын
It was
@childrenofthesun4715 жыл бұрын
@Tuco Salamanca it was
@dillonjfortner5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, coming from the U.S. that's pretty hilarious.
@HelloKitty-jz5gm5 жыл бұрын
Tuco Salamanca You’re right. It wasn’t funny. *It was hilarious!* 😂😂😂
@hanac55864 жыл бұрын
"You have awful temper" "YES!!" So proud
@clecant4 жыл бұрын
He's from Lofoten that's why!
@Ahmed-ln1fv4 жыл бұрын
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan probably somewhere in Norway
@Terra1014 жыл бұрын
@brother uncle Haha no. Its a beautiful place, look it up.
@heaika.guttorm4 жыл бұрын
@brother uncle , we from the northern part of the country have a fresh vocabulary. At times a lot of swearing XD
@bulletsfordinner83074 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@jonjames7328 Жыл бұрын
Those policemen are simply lovely. Not all men can deal with an angry toddler without loosing calmness and kindness. Especially when the toddler is fully grown, drunk and angry.
@statoilbensin219011 ай бұрын
Shut the fack up, its funny to drink and get high!
@_LBH_8 ай бұрын
An angry toddler who's angry?
@hanswurst24906 ай бұрын
Absolutely! 👍
@alexgamble47184 ай бұрын
I'm sure they are normally professional, but I'm also sure being on camera was a helpful reminder to be so!
@hanswurst24904 ай бұрын
@@alexgamble4718 In which country do you live? USA? In MY country we don't need phones for correct policemen!!! We simply have them. It would be the same procedure, you see here.
@callesrubinova21823 жыл бұрын
"Dont kick me" "Omg, are you a coward?" "No, but--" "COWARD!!!" "I'm not a coward" "your a f***ing jelly" If this isn't every 4th grader argument ever
@anine72123 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@greyscalesx3 жыл бұрын
Ein pudding 😂
@andreasbalaskas72923 жыл бұрын
95% is exactly the same tone = attitude of language where a drunk Slovak guy can ever use on some police. But the insults is way worst and totally uncivilized!! Like 1st grade stupid student. I liked to see (a Norwegian drunk guy vs a Slovak drunk guy). This guy even drunk have humor! I liked the police at the end of video, their laughs!
@Maxi.Dounut3 жыл бұрын
The correct translation is pudding, he called the cop a pudding😂 These cops are having the time of their life.
@aldo65323 жыл бұрын
Weird translation for jelly lol. He actually said “pudding”
@theresamolina19204 жыл бұрын
I love how he kicks them and they just lay him down gently, they even protected his head, and wait till he is calm enough to go to the car with them. Plus the invitation of him being able to take all his body parts is just fucking hilarious!
@ninaelsbethgustavsen21314 жыл бұрын
Norwegian police officers are not armed. They only carry hand cuffs. And brains..... They're trained to stay calm and collected in situations like this. Using common sense to reason with drunks and other minor offendors. Yelling back using brute force, rarely if ever has a wanted effect on anyone being arrested..... Wether drunk or sober.
@HrHaakon4 жыл бұрын
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for a while now. We know because they keep having negligent discharges. It's kind of embarassing to be honest.
@postyloner23174 жыл бұрын
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for months. I think u need to carry ur eyes with u
@halfcool50143 жыл бұрын
@@postyloner2317 Oslo isnt the only place in Norway, also the situation is oslo is an exeption to the norm
@postyloner23173 жыл бұрын
@@halfcool5014 Ok but I was talking about Oslo and I never said that there isn’t any other places were the cops arent armed
@SaHaRaSquad4 жыл бұрын
Norwegian police: "excuse me for laughing" US police: "shit I'm all out of warning shots"
@thomasstuhr72433 жыл бұрын
And by warning shots you mean center mass shots?
@vitaliet98303 жыл бұрын
norwegian police arrested an drunk us "veteran officer" :)
@Paxmax3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, captain said we don't do warning shots..."
@fenrirunshackled43193 жыл бұрын
@@thomasstuhr7243 It's a warning to everyone else
@thomasstuhr72433 жыл бұрын
@@fenrirunshackled4319 lmao, good point.
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78103 жыл бұрын
The genuine puzzlement in his voice as he asks "he don't like a foot in his ass?" is just glorious.
@kellbell794 жыл бұрын
You can’t fool me with that blurred face. I know this is the Cookie Monster.
@carina89163 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alanna89833 жыл бұрын
I was going to say Grover!
@JR-zm2yu3 жыл бұрын
😊😊😊👍👍💜
@josephdeliz34553 жыл бұрын
Cookie withdrawal ain't no joke yo
@thomasbrennan99123 жыл бұрын
Haha cookie monster's got some serious issues
@Yashiro-nene_dies4 жыл бұрын
This wasn't an arrest, they were performing an exorcism.
@isebellastone83404 жыл бұрын
I am giving u 1 1/2 million likes thats a perfect comment :)))
@franceslovato98424 жыл бұрын
True. Too funny!!! 😂🤣😭
@skyjordanindustries8044 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 I can’t lol 😂🤣
@mistawhite28994 жыл бұрын
Bruh he clearly sounds like a really viking
@zacortega44004 жыл бұрын
Their tools were kindness and laughter lol I died when he took his pants off!
@Nariethelle4 жыл бұрын
Police : "You're gonna come to the station to sleep off the intoxication" Man : "Alone?!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@veronicaue1803 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he could bring all his body parts.
@abioticlife90873 жыл бұрын
@Gbenga Oladipupo if it hangs on
@LouiWoodman3 жыл бұрын
3:53 I love how genuinely confused he sounds about the doctor not wanting to be kicked in the ass
@zerkku79163 жыл бұрын
The doctor is a coward
@LouiWoodman3 жыл бұрын
@@zerkku7916 username definitely says it all lmao
@idk36263 жыл бұрын
@@zerkku7916 no he's a jelly
@user-fv9ep7dv9c2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Doug.Dimmadome2 жыл бұрын
That made me LOL too haahaha
@trolldrool4 жыл бұрын
I was born in the same part of Norway this guy is from, as he's speaking with a clear Northern Norwegian accent, and Norwegians up there are (in)famous throughout the rest of Norway for their coarse language whether they're angry or not. As an example, calling someone a "Jævla hestkuk" - "Diabolical horsecock" can depending on tone of voice and body language be a grievous insult or a joyous greeting between old friends. Also there was a time where a young officer from the south was stationed up north for a couple of years and arrested a man who called him a diabolical horsecock after having been fined. In the courtroom, the man was let go (but he still had to pay his original fine) and the judge told the young officer: "If you're going to work up here, this is something you're just going to have to get used to."
@OriginalPuro4 жыл бұрын
It's one of the things I dislike about Norway, there are different laws to different regions. As a person from the south I can't call the police anything, but a person from the north can call a police a horse cock and it's ok. Likhet for loven, sier jeg.
@thandren74374 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalPuro egentlig e d bare at alle vi oppe i nord e jævli chill, å ofte har god kommunikasjon med politi (spesiellt på plassa der d ikke e store byer)
@CyberGeekzGaming4 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalPuro Kulturrelativisme heter det. Er ikke vanskelig å forstå.
@HrHaakon4 жыл бұрын
diabolical is a direct translation, "fucking" is a more... proper? translation.
@sonjalord78333 жыл бұрын
Diabolical horsecock is the best insult I’ve ever heard
@Kevinyim77 жыл бұрын
Him being quiet when an actual sick person comes by somehow makes me think he's generally a good guy
@jainamaden1566 жыл бұрын
+The Third Reichu Hence the cops treatmens. They know their usual drunks.
@hooevard6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he’s just a drunk. He’s not a horrible person, he just says stupid shit and kicks people who bother him. They are usually pretty calm if they haven’t been pissed off by anybody lol
@mirusvet6 жыл бұрын
General rule in Scandinavia, be more cautious if you see a sober person walking towards you in a dark alley rather than drunk.
@GnosticAtheist6 жыл бұрын
Most people are not evil. Addicts, in most cases, self medicate due to mental issues or physical pain.
@phunkeehone6 жыл бұрын
mirusvet Guess that goes for the world in general. Not necessarily a Scandinavian thing.
@MA-oo7fw5 жыл бұрын
bro he can voice all the monsters/demons in any hollywood movie.
@dumbdickler6705 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@dennis74945 жыл бұрын
You understand they changed his voice to keep him anonymous? when they do this it is either very high pitched or like this.
@dennis74945 жыл бұрын
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf its CLEARLY not... and knowing where this video is from they are not allowed to also why they blur his face.... that is not a human like voice aswell.
@MinZilla5 жыл бұрын
Nah, just every fat drunk german 40 year old ever
@MinZilla5 жыл бұрын
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf Naja, hört sich find ich trotzdem so an
@knugenavswarje7343 жыл бұрын
The whispering when heart-dead patient walks in was super wholesome.
@axxy68793 жыл бұрын
du lever?
@knugenavswarje7343 жыл бұрын
@@axxy6879 Lever och frodas. Jag är faktiskt väldigt aktiv i kommentarsfälten.
@catboy_official3 жыл бұрын
What does heart-dead mean? Is it like dead inside or something?
@knugenavswarje7343 жыл бұрын
@@catboy_official "Hjertedød" (literally heart-dead) is the cessation of blood circulation, breathing and brain activity, also knows as "clinical death".
@catboy_official3 жыл бұрын
@@knugenavswarje734 Thank you
@roryluukas27033 жыл бұрын
Norwegian police are badass, imagine managing to jail Satan 23 times... while laughing at him 🤣
@homla81163 жыл бұрын
As the cop said at the end; he was adorable (han var jo herlig). How anyone could call this cutie satan is beyond me. Might be a Norwegian thing though..
@roryluukas27033 жыл бұрын
@@homla8116 his voice is why people are making the joke. Because his voice is deep and cracking almost like a demon.
@virginiaviola50973 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that made be actually lol, and I scared the cat...speaking of cats, Satan clearly missed a signpost to Moscow, and the alone meant was his cat companion still roaming free?
@euphoricxs3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noblegrizzlybear54753 жыл бұрын
@@homla8116 What do you expect from a nation that has a town called Hell?
@theblackbull557 жыл бұрын
"- I must hold your feet so you don't kick the doctor. - What, he doesn't like a shoe in his ass ?" - Im dead xD
@davecrupel28176 жыл бұрын
theblackbull55 xDD
@Tribusion6 жыл бұрын
theblackbull55 he actually says "what he cant handle a d**k up his ass" But i guess for the sake of youtube he translated it into shoes xD (I am Norwegian so i understand the whole thing which makes this waaaay more fun😂)
@christinafjren48956 жыл бұрын
Veggy Vaggy He doesn’t say dick, he says ‘tupp i ræva’ which is basically the tip of his shoe in his ass, therefore a kick in his ass.
@AL-mp1ih6 жыл бұрын
Veggy Vaggy probably sounded like kukk but he said tupp
@theonemrtom1016 жыл бұрын
Veggy Vaggy no he doesn’t.. I’m Norwegian too, so I know that you misheard it.
@Enithrell6 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have to take your trousers off” I do it anyway
@corettaha78556 жыл бұрын
Aberchrome that killed me
@mcnicholas986 жыл бұрын
Aberchrome ppfhahah
@Stale_Mahoney6 жыл бұрын
self check for hidden weapons xD
@HelloKitty-jz5gm5 жыл бұрын
Aberchrome Did you see how quickly the cop closed the door when he started screaming? 😂😂😂😂
@smalltowngirlbigcityheart37245 жыл бұрын
Aberchrome “DONT mess with the dark overlord wanting to be comfortable for the night”
@amazinggrace56203 жыл бұрын
“Dude the American police are scary, they’ll intimidate you” “That’s nothing man, the Norwegians are scarier...... they’ll laugh at you, nonstop” 🤯
@38wonderfullife3 жыл бұрын
It was quite fun
@MrSmileyFella24 жыл бұрын
"Ive been in jail 22 times" "Its going to be your 23rd" Oof
@evanpeterson17984 жыл бұрын
imagine being in jail 23 times
@vitoscalita4 жыл бұрын
@@evanpeterson1798 i mean i wouldn't mind jail in Norway is not that bad
@TheHenkalv4 жыл бұрын
@@vitoscalita Prisons are the things that are usually pointed out as being opulent in Norway, jails on the other hand aren't that great. They aren't anything like solitary confinement or anything, but they are usually just very basic cells. People aren't supposed to spend a lot of time in them.
@vitoscalita4 жыл бұрын
@@TheHenkalv well u know i think a normal jail cell isnt that bad after all u know in the us or brasil for example prisoners rape each other they kill each other and they do many more bad things i dont think that this happens in Norway
@vitoscalita4 жыл бұрын
@@TheHenkalv i mean that often
4 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed a civilized executive. Nobody gets shot or pepper sprayed.
@meadandmilk3 жыл бұрын
Norway doesn't exactly have a gun crime problem either.
@MrDalgard3 жыл бұрын
@@meadandmilk They have guns at deposal in their vehicles if need to use em. but they only withdraw them if the other person wear, but 99.9% of the time the person surrenders before any gun get open fire
@meadandmilk3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDalgard I know. Because they don't exactly have a gun crime problem in Norway. However somewhere like the United States where gun crime is high, it's pretty necessary for police to be on their toes.
@feonor263 жыл бұрын
@@meadandmilk Norway has almost as much guns per capita as the US, but we are not allowed to carry them in the streets.
@subtleaggro3 жыл бұрын
@@feonor26 I'm guessing those guns are hunting rifles and not assault rifles though.
@KilyanAustin6 жыл бұрын
I love how he is pissed but still whispers when someone else comes in and worries about her heart😂😂😂😂
@helenaville5939 Жыл бұрын
Can anyone here imagine a US cop saying those words during an arrest? "No kicking now, promise me that?" No way! 😂
@EBbaby234 жыл бұрын
He’s putting him in the car like a father would a child - “now I want you to promise you’re not going to kick me, ok?” Lol
@Marco-bf4uu4 жыл бұрын
European cops are usually like that. The society's fathers
@arikakarin23234 жыл бұрын
He says his prays and goes to sleep 😂
@Emmet725 жыл бұрын
Instead of a major beatdown and lots of paperwork, this ends with laughs and a hangover. Real policing there. Very professionally handled 👌
@javierpolo46815 жыл бұрын
Police in other countries seem to be looking for an excuse to use violence at every moment
@bruceleeroy8725 жыл бұрын
Amerikan cops would have beaten this man to death!
@JoCE23055 жыл бұрын
@@bruceleeroy872 To be fair this man only tried to kick them. In the U.S. people do stupid stuff and they got shot for good reason. If an officers life is in danger it's only right to eliminate the threat, no need for them to potentially get hurt. Of course you only read news stories saying "Unarmed black man shot" but if you did your research you'd find that they pretended to pull a gun on police or got into a fight and tried to take an officers weapon. Sometimes they are even armed! Theres almost always a reason.
@bruceleeroy8725 жыл бұрын
@@JoCE2305 you need to come to New Orleans, I can promise the cops don't care what it is! They will give you a beating to make Rodney King look like love taps!
@JoCE23055 жыл бұрын
@@bruceleeroy872 I haven't seen that personally but its probably far better than China, North Korea, Venezuela, and all the other countries where police beat you and then you go to jail without a fair trial. I am also quite confident you probably don't know how the fights with police started, what crimes they committed, who started it, or any other information other than the fact they're fighting. Theres probably good reason.
@tkhan0325 жыл бұрын
Rare footage of Thor getting arrested for drinking all the beers in new Asgard
@BaldurtheImpious5 жыл бұрын
Underated comment
@schrodingerskatze61925 жыл бұрын
mead*
@Dabidabidaa5 жыл бұрын
You should watch agents of shield
@AnnaLVajda5 жыл бұрын
I doubt Thor can get drunk Superman can't.
@topakuivalainen5 жыл бұрын
No, its Odin
@MrElliptific3 жыл бұрын
"I am so f-cking pissed now" "Yes, we've figured this out". LOL :)
@ereder14766 жыл бұрын
- "you make everyone around you scared of you" - "are you scared?" - "no, but i am the police" - "who else is in there then?" ahahahahah
@voodooozo37555 жыл бұрын
Viking chad vs virgin cop
@viktorthevictor62405 жыл бұрын
@@voodooozo3755 Strange use of the meme, but ok
@dp24325 жыл бұрын
This got me too 😂
@Valygarx5 жыл бұрын
I like how the drunk ogre chilled out when an actual sick person was around. Shows he's a decent guy.
@ipsygypsy164 жыл бұрын
"fiste-fine-pussy's"... Very decent.
@Norwaynumber14 жыл бұрын
Yeah and he said brain dead and not heart dead like the subtitles said, but still
@lw15294 жыл бұрын
Norwegian guy Han sa hjerte død.
@theemirofjaffa22664 жыл бұрын
@@lw1529 stick with the English for our sake please, will ya? 😉🤔😎
@TeunR4 жыл бұрын
"Please only speak the language I happen to speak because that suits me"
@westcoastkitties4 жыл бұрын
That’s what I call a proper police officer, to serve his people and protect them
@4nlimited3dition_4n3d4 жыл бұрын
The problem in the USA is the police education. They graduate with just 12-24 weeks worth of training... While in Europe, most police training is 96 weeks (2 years) at a minimum...
@vergil59314 жыл бұрын
@z What are you talking about Socialism for? Norway is not a socialist country and neither are the other Nordic countries beside us. We run on the Nordic model which is primarily Capitalist with a very small amount of socialist ideas, only a small amount though. Not comparable to Socialism at all and very insulting to be honest. We had to deal with both the Communists and the National Socialists a few decades back.
@OisinNolanChannel4 жыл бұрын
@@vergil5931 they are the same social democracies that Sanders refers to when he talks about 'democratic socialism' -- the term has been slightly misused, and so while the nordic countries are not communist they are certainly more socialist than the USA, if that makes any sense.
@frankryan25054 жыл бұрын
@@vergil5931 you have universal healthcare, welfare state and subsidised higher education..(also the most expensive pizza/beer combo I've ever bought in my life) It's communist be American standards.
@rubengalvez62614 жыл бұрын
@@vergil5931 what you describe as "capitalism with a very small number of socialist ideas" would actually be the USA. Norway would be capitalism with lots of socialist ideas mixed in.
@ozramblue117 Жыл бұрын
Nearly a decade later and I still laugh along with those good cops.
@TheTunderkill8 жыл бұрын
"Shh shh, quiet, here comes sick people" ... "Is she heart-dead?" Fuck this is the best ever xD!
@cartman2dk8 жыл бұрын
+Africa Starguide in danish, hjernedød/hjertedød = braindead/heartdead
@TheTunderkill8 жыл бұрын
It's norwegian but thank you for wanting to inform me :)
@cartman2dk8 жыл бұрын
+Africa Starguide almost exactly the same thing. the nordic language is very close all around except finland wtf happened there
@Luckyyshot8 жыл бұрын
+cartman2dk What happened with Finland, is that they were under Russia for some time, and have taken a bit from there too (nowadays it's more similar to the rest of Scandinavia though). :)
@CreeVal8 жыл бұрын
Tell me what windshield wiper is in Finnish, because it is in now way near vindusvisker in Norwegian... :P
@sushimuncher2824 жыл бұрын
I would've laughed my ass off if we're placing someone under arrest, and they called my partner a jellyfish xD
@lapp4 жыл бұрын
A more accurate translation would be "pudding", which is even more hilarious imo.
@sushimuncher2824 жыл бұрын
@@lapp lulz that's adorably nice! Made my day haha!
@avienated4 жыл бұрын
@@sushimuncher282 it's an offensive term you would use for a fat and untrained person =) I think it's funny too =)
@LalitKumar-cu5iu4 жыл бұрын
custard
@Revelwoodie4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah. And you know that name stuck. "Hey pudding, are you headed out for patrol?"
@benbro45549 жыл бұрын
"WHO ELSE IS HERE?!" "AT THIS PSYCHOPATHHOSPITAL" IM DEAD LMAO
@acroztictemperrz9437 жыл бұрын
Per Sandberg you're not dead. how did you type that? Liar!
@acroztictemperrz9437 жыл бұрын
Per Sandberg unless web md diagnosed you.
@Shigawire4 жыл бұрын
A better word for word translation would be "insanity hospital" (mental hospital) - norsk slang: sinnsykehus
@merlith46508 ай бұрын
to add to this and correct the guy above. it's not Norwegian slang, although it's often used very informally in modern day, it's the old term for psychiatric hospital. the word translates literally word for word as "mental/mind" (sinn-), "sickness" (syke-), "house" (hus). the house of the mentally sick or sick minded. the usage of the word "sinnsyk" in Norwegian is equivalent to how the word "insane" is used in English.
@SBNssolo2232 ай бұрын
I died when he said hes from LOFOTEN the accent gets me 😭😭🤣🤣
@farhanramadhan97176 жыл бұрын
Rare footage of two skyrim guardsmen arresting alduin
@nas70266 жыл бұрын
Im dead 😂😂😂
@user-bl3fo7dz3o6 жыл бұрын
Nei, Dovahkiinen bare kjedde seg.
@raMhalla016 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@JohnD_x6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@pointlessanimal13545 жыл бұрын
KDJFKDKKS
@emmy73424 жыл бұрын
“Your a fucking jelly” a more precise translation would be “pudding” XD
@bobmalibaliyahmarley15513 жыл бұрын
A more correct one would be something like ''Your so fucking soft'', because that is the meaning behind the translation.
@moonliteX3 жыл бұрын
yes, jelly has different connotations these days 😅
@bobmalibaliyahmarley15513 жыл бұрын
@@moonliteX Yeah. In Norway ''Du er en pudding!'', directly translated to ''You are a pudding/jelly'' is correctly translated to ''You are soft'', because that is the meaning behind the sentence, when someone calls you a ''Pudding'' in Norwegian, they don't refer to that you are actually a pudding/jelly as in the desert, but it means that you are ''soft like a pudding cup'' sort of thing. Another sentence with the same meaning behind it is if you call someone, ''Du er en blautfisk'', blaut meaning something soft or wet, often refered and used in a sentence to describe something wet, but ''Blautfisk'' is refering to a ''soft fish'', something with less substance, or ''soft''.
@connormcintosh48283 жыл бұрын
@@moonliteX what connotations does it currently carry?
@moonliteX3 жыл бұрын
@@connormcintosh4828 for example "jealous"
@titangig5 жыл бұрын
This is 10 times better when you actually know Norwegian
@korny199895 жыл бұрын
How do you know when you don´t not know norwegian?
@titangig5 жыл бұрын
@@korny19989 bitch I am Norwegian
@memz56195 жыл бұрын
korny19989 I lost 20 brain cells reading that.
@korny199895 жыл бұрын
@@titangig er norsk jeg og. tror ikke du skjønte det.
@Dark_OFW5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@armaansingh74523 жыл бұрын
You can see that despite joking around, they were prepared for something to happen. Did you see the reaction from that cop to him kicking?
@dansmacabre85113 жыл бұрын
lightningspeed reaction...beside the humour, that actually impressed me :)
@MsZeldasaga7 жыл бұрын
The police laughing was the highlight of this. They do it so non challantly.
@elnoruego68546 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Norwegian police hasnt killed anyone since 2006
@klevdud6 жыл бұрын
Quixy Lados not true.
@elnoruego68546 жыл бұрын
klevdud what? Why do you say no without even checking. I know it is true
@AL-mp1ih6 жыл бұрын
klevdud actually it is true, I’m from Norway so I know it’s history.
@alexanderzaar32346 жыл бұрын
+The trash can in the 'Fire' MV yeah I'm also from Norway and it is actually true..
@BergheVonTrips17 жыл бұрын
Straight outta Lofoten.
@elestromusicgamesfun11016 жыл бұрын
lol
@llbakall49806 жыл бұрын
"You have an awful temper" "Yeah, I'm from Lofoten for fucks sake!"
@hans67myhrum546 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@82bernt6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@iljaxox5266 жыл бұрын
If you live in northern norway where this guy is from you’re legally allowed to call a police officer a horse cock.
@DackxJaniels4 жыл бұрын
I love how he maintained his personality at the hospital, but still respected when the cops asked him to speak quietly
@alfabartek4 жыл бұрын
Police stalking homeless man.
@Vingul4 жыл бұрын
@@alfabartek what
@Didier-Drogba13372 жыл бұрын
@@alfabartek Norway, dont have homeless people, its against the law. Something you Americans should look into
@Northerner-NotADoctor Жыл бұрын
@@alfabartek It is virtually impossible to be homeless in Norway. Have you ever heard of *'a snow'* ?
@alfabartek Жыл бұрын
@@Northerner-NotADoctor Police is stalking all over the world. This is their job. Sometimes helping people. Organized mafia like goverment.
@May-or-May-not Жыл бұрын
I love the last shot in the car, where they look at each other and just start laughing 😂
@Marafada4 жыл бұрын
The police officers even excuse themselves for laughing when he calls them “horsecock” 😂
@Mad-wv6ol4 жыл бұрын
The drunk guy said this is a Psychopathic Hospital cops could stop laughing 😁😁😁😁😁😁
@w41duvernay4 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad, watching this guy getting arrested by the Norwiegn police, for I can't stop laughing.
@MrGestell4 жыл бұрын
Scandinavians be like
@tetea72574 жыл бұрын
Well, why shouldn't they? Horsecock is a funny word :P
@britishsubject87224 жыл бұрын
Perhaps this clip can be used as a seminar for the Minneapolis Police Department....
@henriks50084 жыл бұрын
Not just Minneapolis PD the whole friggin country needs a lesson.
@arseniyosipov93374 жыл бұрын
Norway is obviously very different from US. Norway is still homogenous country with high social trust. While US is a multiracial shithole. George Floyd himself was a previously convicted felon who was high on drugs during his arrest. Police brutality is just a consequence of shitty multiracial society.
@vlad56004 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Campa how can you be so delusional
@59ikm4 жыл бұрын
@@arseniyosipov9337 True. Nothing is healthier than a homogeneous society.
@henriks50084 жыл бұрын
@@arseniyosipov9337 Norway is also multicultural and multiracial, that alone dont make USA a shit hole.
@Slarti5 жыл бұрын
The policemen are speaking Norwegian and the chap is speaking VIKING! ...and someone needs to tell him that "Horsecock!" is a complement and not an insult.
@pappaabdityrone66855 жыл бұрын
Slartibartfast not in norway it isnt😂
@Slarti5 жыл бұрын
@@pappaabdityrone6685 if someone called me "Horsecock!" I would thank them ;)
@couldbeanybody25085 жыл бұрын
@@pappaabdityrone6685 it means you have a FAT DICK
@christianlopez40165 жыл бұрын
Could Be Anybody that’s not a bad thing, ask a girl 😂
@justliam27685 жыл бұрын
It means you ARE a fat dick...not you HAVE one 🤣 EDIT: That's not coming from me, that's just what it means.
@Lamawalrus24 күн бұрын
"You don't need to take off your pants" "Yeah, but I do it anyway" Gets me every time
@elusiveeagle85974 жыл бұрын
When Thor has lost his powers, but not his attitude!
@KiNG-rn2cf4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂✌️
@qorryqorry42564 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂
@LuccianoNova4 жыл бұрын
When thor gos Hitchcock
@Levienna4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@carolyntalbot9474 жыл бұрын
Yes!😆😂
@heliaalves90626 жыл бұрын
"All your body parts can follow with you" I died laughing!!!
@freyahaglund8165 жыл бұрын
The direct translation is even better: "Everything that hangs on your body can come too"
@mr.tobjohn98774 жыл бұрын
All the cops here in Norway seems to be like that, they undergo so much training and education. I got pulled over for doing a illegal turn and the officer strolled over to the window and joked around, told me about the construction in the area, (why i couldnt turn the way i did) and he didnt give me a ticket or even a written warning. He just told me to watch out for some of the construction in the area and let me continue on my jurney. If you treat the officer with respect, he will do the same. Respect goes both ways.
@mr.tobjohn98774 жыл бұрын
@@mariadeac8336 I cant seem to understand what it is that you're asking? No offence, but your grammar is a bit...all over the place xD
@mariadeac83364 жыл бұрын
Mr. Tobjohn I’m sorry my englesh is poor
@mr.tobjohn98774 жыл бұрын
@@mariadeac8336 no problem xD
@wereldvanriley74 жыл бұрын
I think I saw a video on KZbin of someone that got pulled over by the Swedish police. And the officer in that videos very friendly as well
@Rekebeger4 жыл бұрын
They are nice aslong you behave :) I got stopped and the officer told me if I was drunk. And i said to him "No, I'm not drunk! I'm headin' for work soon! And if you asked because of the size of my puppils, it's because my glasses make my eyes bigger!". Then he told me to take off my glasses and look at his finger. And I respond "Which finger?" And he pissed himself ;p
@nicolabjork2533 Жыл бұрын
These two guys are totally huggable. Besides, I can't help smiling when I hear a Norwegian speak. 💖
@wendybutler1681 Жыл бұрын
As a teen one of my favorite humans ever was my supervisor at work. A Norwegian woman with daughters a bit older than me. I adored her. She called me Vendy. When we were busy she'd go a little nuts. Bea 💕
@adelelawal23514 жыл бұрын
This is what policing should be about. Understanding and compassionate.
@spark_67104 жыл бұрын
I know they are caring ! I have met quite few Norwagians on you tube & in person ,but they are kind in general ! 💜💜💜🥁🎵🐉🎤🎶💕💞👍
@beccagee59054 жыл бұрын
@Chandler Grant We don't have mattress, blankies, or cups?
@denyewll31534 жыл бұрын
American Police can't be like this cause of their gun laws and such that there is so much guns in America. Everywhere else can be calm and forgiving cause they know their lives at at stake , just put yourself in their shoes and understand what they go through life and death situations everyday.
@QuackersMcCrackers4 жыл бұрын
@@denyewll3153 Yeah I feel like Chandler is in the right here. It's not so much the use of guns, but more about the culture which leads to the widespread use and indoctrination of guns in the first place. Think of it like this: Whilst it's true that Norwegian policeman don't have to worry about being shot as much as their American counterparts, and that yes, a reason for this is due to the lack of guns, someone in Norway could just as easily yield a knife, or a hammer, or perhaps acid. Take it from me, as someone from the UK, the danger is still prevalent even if the guns are not. To put it another way, it's not the guns that the USA policeman should be worried about, but the people that yield that' and as for the people that field them, the American police actually seem much more accountable than the citizens themselves, since their obviously the one's who are most armed, yet daily I see at least one video in my feed whereby an American policeman brutally victimizes the public they are meant to serve, and I saw several daily at the height of the protesting. Afterall, the police involved in the death of George Floyd were a group of four. Thus it is not only a few bad apples that spoil the bunch, every cop there seems rotten. They act as a group, and carry themselves like gang members, rather than as actual policeman. To clarify a point, however, I don't claim that every cop is bad in America, but it seems like the majority are. There are videos out there too of American cops displaying heroic acts, but unfortunately, they seem to be vastly outnumbered by the cops who are willing to victimize its own community. And whilst the cops themselves should take some of the blame, they shouldn't be blamed for it all, as their only the way they are because of the culture they were raised in when they themselves were children.
@ThomasGabrielsen4 жыл бұрын
I agree! Understanding, compassionate and respect are key words.
@Nonyah1234 жыл бұрын
He got quiet when he was worried the girl had a heart condition. That's sweet
@TrondOleJensen4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for destroying the sweet moment. But the translation is incorrect. hjernedød is braindead. He thinks they have brought him to a metal institution, (often they will send addicts to a mental institution instead of locking them in a jail sell for the night) and he is asking if she is braindead. Every one that is going to the drunk tank at the police station has to be checked by a doctor at the ER before being locked up for the night.
@CyberGeekzGaming4 жыл бұрын
@@TrondOleJensen No it isn't. He actually says "Hjertedød" not "hjernedød".
@thomasnorb40774 жыл бұрын
@@CyberGeekzGaming You're deaf. You probably just read the subtitles and assumed they were correct? The subtitles are wrong. He says hjernedød.
@CyberGeekzGaming4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasnorb4077 Sure assume it all, usually the way to go. He pronounces a hard consonant between R-E, being T. Close your eyes and listen. However, it is interesting if people hear "N" and not a "T" being very different sounds.
@norwegian524 жыл бұрын
@@CyberGeekzGaming I hear hjerne which is the word for brain in Norwegian, I am very certain he’s asking if she is brain dead
@Henoik3 жыл бұрын
This is the result of actually having a Police University College with a bachelor's and master's degree, not a police academy with like 8 weeks of training.
@answers_for_all43793 жыл бұрын
It takes almost the same tho, two yrs there two yrs there
@ergosum57553 жыл бұрын
They also get a lot more respect also a higher loan so they arent pissed the hohle day.
@answers_for_all43793 жыл бұрын
@@ergosum5755 yes respect a lot of it. When i see a police officer im literally pretending to be the most perfect citizen in their eyes and im not even doing anything bad or illigal lol
@ergosum57553 жыл бұрын
@@answers_for_all4379 I not meant us police, i mean the northern eu state police. In austria they arent that calm so i aint got respect for this diabolic horsecooks. ^^
@answers_for_all43793 жыл бұрын
@@ergosum5755 yes i know whachu mean, but im actually agreeing with police however they want to take things. Why should they be gentle with someone who is out to hurt them and others or not safe for society in general?
@chickeningch24 күн бұрын
‘Of course I have a temper, I’m from Lofoten’ Beautiful. Very accurate.
@MegaPedazodemierda4 жыл бұрын
I loved how he lowered the volume of his voice when asked if she was dead.
@MrDalgard3 жыл бұрын
Even tho we are drunk, we have some decency and respect around others who is ill..
@bobmalibaliyahmarley15513 жыл бұрын
He actually didn't ask if she was dead, but I can understand why you think so, the translations are wrong, he isn't saying heart-dead, he's actually asking if she's brain-dead, like.. If she's in a vegetable state, not completely there, kinda thing.
@user-xj4yv3qo3v3 жыл бұрын
but he insults her with sexist, predatory things?? it's not funny and he isn't lowering his voice from being careful or respectful when insulting her, but of being a horny creeper..! he says "fiste fine pussy" it's even in the translation of subtitles. that's disgusting and the police shouldn't put a defenseless woman or girls near a drunk, agressive creep..
@martinygard43073 жыл бұрын
@@user-xj4yv3qo3v The policeman said "people like this get scared of you when you are angry" and then the intoxicated guy proceeded to talk about them in general and say "fisle-fine" which is basically calling them pussies because they get scared, and he mixed the words up to "fiste-fitte" which only means what you think it means, but it doesnt even make sense because he obviously didnt mean it in that way and you can see that the policemen didnt pick it up because in norwegian it doesnt give any sense what so ever.
@Shigawire2 жыл бұрын
He asked "e ho hjærne-dau?" (whispering "is she brain dead?")
@abilawaandamari83664 жыл бұрын
I like how in Norway police officers are just casually arresting demons and are like "Sir, i need you to calm down haha"
@100RAmen9 жыл бұрын
A viking was arrested for doing viking things.
@ufodeath9 жыл бұрын
100RAmen Ra-men!
@OriginalPuro9 жыл бұрын
+100RAmen Drinking, check. Screaming, check. Violent, check. Yeah that's a viking, and I say this as a Norwegian.:D
@ufodeath9 жыл бұрын
PuroYO Cant wait to see what you guys raid next. FOR ODIN!
@Brooklynlife10008 жыл бұрын
+100RAmen hahaha that was cute and so true
@pkzathruz8 жыл бұрын
+100RAmen viking with osteoporosis?
@kianentertainment396824 күн бұрын
"JA, Æ JO FRA LOFOTEN FOR FAEN!" that is the funniest thing i've heard all day
@DR079214 жыл бұрын
This is why we Europeans are so shocked when we see how American police treat none violent offenders. I look at our police as approachable; as people who are there to look out for us and protect us. My local police officer ran me and my poorly dog to the vets on Xmas day, waited for me and ran me home again. That's good community policing.
@papillon58394 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, all Americans have guns, they can shoot you in a second if you don't react fast enough. I understand the paranoia of the police there
@kestrel16c324 жыл бұрын
@@papillon5839 Oh no. It's almost like it's not a good idea to have a population armed with firearms or something...
@nathanielpettersen25603 жыл бұрын
@@papillon5839 maybe they shouldt have guns then.
@vaioskoutis79983 жыл бұрын
@@papillon5839 yeah okay thats what police are for to take control of that sitiaution and descealte as USA police officers are the most well geared in the world and dont forget they took this job and they know their life is on the line so they chose this.
@vaioskoutis79983 жыл бұрын
@@papillon5839 there is no excuse
@TomF184 жыл бұрын
Too bad the cops can’t all be that calm & lighthearted.
@BrandoozleBuilds4 жыл бұрын
Fr I understand were your coming from
@phantomtq4 жыл бұрын
Merican?
@not-even-german48924 жыл бұрын
Americans are like 🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳
@fab74234 жыл бұрын
True, we at least have a lot of calm police, but in the states it's like the opposite, because they still think harshness and fear of sentences would stop crime.
@Marco-bf4uu4 жыл бұрын
Well in Europe most cops are like that
@elestromusicgamesfun11016 жыл бұрын
When 2 cops have time to baby-sit one drunk, you know it's peaceful. Edit: Thx for the thumbs (=
@thetuna80996 жыл бұрын
Thats a good point
@theodors20686 жыл бұрын
Elestro Air-soft He is not drunk
@augustynowicz16 жыл бұрын
Laos 360 he is drunk of his feet..
@elestromusicgamesfun11016 жыл бұрын
Stop trolling Laos.
@theodors20686 жыл бұрын
Elestro Air-soft Im not trolling you
@NGNEER983 жыл бұрын
Laughter - best describes the person. How these guys laugh - pure humane laugh, no arrogance, no hate, no sarcasm! Loved the video
@thomaskerschbaumer81425 жыл бұрын
The fact that they're trying not to laugh out loud in the hospital like kids in school makes me so happy
@YZER195 жыл бұрын
Hospital...ok...lol
@waywardstoner94164 жыл бұрын
If Germans sound like they're angry all the time, this drunk Norwegian sounds straight up like a troll (the traditional one).
@pascalf96024 жыл бұрын
Yeah but we don't. Can we get rid of this ww2 myth?! Ofc German soldiers sound angry. Never forget what situations they were in
@waywardstoner94164 жыл бұрын
@@pascalf9602 I was just joking, I know you don't. I have a german friend from Köln and she speaks beautifully.
@pascalf96024 жыл бұрын
@@waywardstoner9416 my bad then. Sadly many people think it's actually true. I'm from köln 😁
@kylefitz.26394 жыл бұрын
@@pascalf9602 I don't even know where that stereotype comes from. Maybe an English speaker heard a Swiss person speaking 'German' and thought they were German?
@Paul-NH4 жыл бұрын
@@kylefitz.2639 mostly because of WW2 speeches But even Hitler would speak quite normal when being in private! xD
@nickbingo86535 жыл бұрын
This guy is so drunk I couldn't even understand the subtitles.
@NEGV015 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@krisshodgson74415 жыл бұрын
Good one😂. The masses don't even know what's funny, this comment should have way more likes.
@shineryyy5 жыл бұрын
Well duh, its hard enough to speak when you are drunk let alone typing those subtitles IN AFORIEGN LANGUAGE.
@kf55415 жыл бұрын
🤣
@AVKnecht4 жыл бұрын
And I'm so drunk I could understand him without the subtitles
@jonelervorths4110 Жыл бұрын
It's nice to see how the police are having a dialogue with him, they're good at de-escalating. Doesn't matter if someone screams and swear a lot, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone, he's probably calmer once he has slept the drunkeness away.
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs5 жыл бұрын
The fact that the drunk was polite enough to manage to stay quiet when the cops asked him to when the sick woman came through shows that he isn't a bad man. Sure, he kicks the police and acts aggressive and shit, but that's just how the intoxication rolled. Also the best part about the drunk calling the cop a jelly got left out of the subtitles: "Youre a jelly." "Am I?" "Yes." "Heheheh. Oh well."
@HelloKitty-jz5gm5 жыл бұрын
Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs What did calling him a “jelly” mean?
@Hidoi885 жыл бұрын
@@HelloKitty-jz5gm It means that he is soft. I.e. a pussy.
@hisss5 жыл бұрын
Think I heard something about pudding that moment, which to English or Dutch speakers is clear enough ;)
@smalltowngirlbigcityheart37245 жыл бұрын
Hidoi88 Yeah! He was talking about her kitty cat!!!😂
@rockepip5 жыл бұрын
3:24 “Is she heart-dead?” Love how he suddenly changed for a second and sounded so genuinely concerned about the women. His voice too.
@Ama-hi5kn4 жыл бұрын
He actually said "hjernedød/braindead", but the subs are wrong.
@rockepip4 жыл бұрын
Ama Jeg er norsk så jeg vet;)
@rockepip4 жыл бұрын
Ama Han sa ikke hjernedød heller da hør bedre etter
@losa67834 жыл бұрын
Ho e no iallefal dø på en eller ana måte
@sebastian_berlin4 жыл бұрын
What's does he say after that? The fiste fine pussy? Don't get it
@euunitedwestand14715 жыл бұрын
This is the proof of healthy society: police with 0 frustration. God bless Scandinavian people.
@vermelsilk58335 жыл бұрын
Well it works well in Norway and Finland+ Denmark. Sadly Swedish police is very much understaffed and frustrated. Especially in the big cities like Malmö and Stockholm.
@type1life3045 жыл бұрын
Are u basing the entire police force on 2 officers. I could show u a lot of good american police too. Theres just ALOT more of them.
@ArmageddonAfterparty5 жыл бұрын
@@type1life304 It's very hard to see them behind the mountain of dead bodies their fellow officers leave in their wake. Lol, defending American cops, you must be blind, deaf and otherwise cognitively impaired. But go on, lick what you like. If you love the taste of boots, who am I to judge.
@KS-wk6uk5 жыл бұрын
Badr -eddin Other Scandinavian countries are welcoming refugees in. Usually the Arabs and Muslim ones are the ones bringing some laws with them to change these countries. It’s better to follow the law of the land that welcomes you instead of wanting to change their way of life with your way of life.
@thejaramogi15 жыл бұрын
@@type1life304 This is a good example of how 99.9% of police in Nordic countries are! They are mostly there for you and also assist and protect you.
@Lars_Paulsen3 жыл бұрын
Let me explain why this went so good. Police education in Norway = 3 years. Police education in the US = Up to 6 months. I rest my case...
@LaughingOrange5 ай бұрын
US depends on state, some put you on the streets after just 2 weeks. Of course you'll reach for your gun if you only have a 2 week crash course in de-escalation.
@Didier-Drogba13375 ай бұрын
@@LaughingOrange In Norway you need a bachelor to become a police. 1year school, 1year practise with active police (to see if you are fit for the job), 1 year school again. Quality is important. I know you Americans have let your elected politicians cut public costs alot, cuz of the tax reduction to the rich and big businesses that are founding your politicians to do so. In Norway a politician have to publicly announce any gift over 500 NOK/45 USD. And its looked down upon in society and looked on as corruption, several politicians have had to step down cuz of it. But in America its the norm. Its time for you Americans to wake up and start taxing the rich and big businesses alot alot alot more and privatise railroads and other stuff for the greater good.
@primrosedahlia946620 күн бұрын
Its also very hard to get into the police Academy in Norway..
@dimasa58004 жыл бұрын
Cop: "Hahahahahaha......excuse me for laughing" We can assume that these policemen weren't raised in the USA
@ronnywold1155 Жыл бұрын
Norway 3 mars now in university , from norway
@fatfuckhatesyou9 жыл бұрын
As a Swede who has been drunk in Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Germany and the USA I can honestly say that every European countries cops treated me and my friend with the respect two drunken fools deserve. No violence just a quick transport to the drunk tank/home with some genuin friendships made on the way with the police. Got arrested and ( not really beaten but pushed) treated really ruff in New Orleans - USA. Same in Las Vegas and in Florida. I get that crime is more serious in the states but damn. A little respect and restraint should be possible. No need to put you hand on your gun and go all Hitler shouting on me dammit. I was blind drunk and urinating on a tree not pointing an AK47 at you....
@remiandrepedersen8689 жыл бұрын
+Viking88 The crime is the same in norway like in the usa, with gun's and all that.
@fatfuckhatesyou9 жыл бұрын
Remi Andre' Pedersen But not nearly in the same scale.
@remiandrepedersen8689 жыл бұрын
+Viking88 True.
@Jo_Bjera9 жыл бұрын
Everyone can comment if i'm Wrong +Viking88 USA, police brutality on daily basis. Norwegian, police almost never used police brutality. Swedish, same as Norway. Finnish, police, probably the same as Norway and Sweden. Denmark, to lazy to look up.....xD Germany, litle more than Sweden Norway, Finland and Denmak. If i got this all wrong, tell me. I'd like to know. Thanks
@fatfuckhatesyou9 жыл бұрын
Larum Dexsterium Sounds about right, but Finnish cops are the nicest to drunken fools. And that's coming from me, a Swede. The way the US cops treated us was like if me and my friend was armed and hostile. Such pointless aggression is not needed to get two drunk guys of the street. Most of Europe ( I can add Italy, Belgium and France to my list now) has treated us just fine. A quick check to make sure we were ok and a check of our ID's and away we went. No violence, no shouting, no guns. Just some good cops doing their job. ( And to all you who might be asking why the hell I'm drunk all over the globe, me and my best friend is on a beer trip. A long and funny beer tasting trip. 228 brands/sorts tasted so far. We are aiming at 300. )
@MasterChiefa1177 жыл бұрын
That voice alteration makes it sound like they arrested Satan.
@MrsPinkmuffinify6 жыл бұрын
RexXflash That's even worse :D
@revanruler64046 жыл бұрын
He just sounds like a drunk scandinavian, have you never heard a deep voice before
@elnoruego68546 жыл бұрын
RexXflash it's not his real voicr
@MK-mm7ui6 жыл бұрын
RexXflash no, they blurr all the voices besides the police, its a tv program
@elnoruego68546 жыл бұрын
Yeah they did change the voice, but it really sounds like a drunko Northern Norwegian
@anotherone21503 жыл бұрын
Policeman: "I must hold your feet, so you don't kick the doctor" Him: " *WTF* He don't like a shoe in his ass?!" We couldn't see him saying it but we can definitely imagine him saying it with a DEAD serious face hahaha
@Verradonairun5 жыл бұрын
2:09 - "No kicking from you, promise me that?" The police are so courteous :)
@michaelwilsonburns5 жыл бұрын
Martin?
@DieEineMieze5 жыл бұрын
It's a psychological trick,the victim will feel ashamed if he does it, and honored if he doesn't. The "promise me" part is Important, it doesn't even matter if he says yes.
@bobmarly14895 жыл бұрын
@ yeah, cause every cop that got ahold of me put a round or two in me. Nah lets be real. I've have encountered cops and never have they been violent or mean. Its called co-operation and respect. Police are only being demonized and that's all people learn to see. I'm assuming you're not from America?
@fiskarn48556 жыл бұрын
The police did a mistake in taking him to a intoxication-cell. Clearly they should've brought him back to 800 AD and left him in the viking-hut with his other drunk warriors
@ilmu0116 жыл бұрын
*_COWARD_*
@EpicGamer-jh7nw5 жыл бұрын
@Out of Order shut the fuck up idiot
@Y7X75 жыл бұрын
What are you even arguing about here lol
@Y7X75 жыл бұрын
The replies above me^
@mulacula95405 жыл бұрын
Oh look real police... protect and serve.
@Hosigie5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's normal in Europe.
@worstvayneantartic41385 жыл бұрын
@@Hosigie LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@worstvayneantartic41385 жыл бұрын
@Chad the african bullfrog oh look u prolly dont even know our situtation in europe 😊 or u live in some kind of luxury country
@tylermcneil52395 жыл бұрын
Fuck American police!
@abelis6445 жыл бұрын
@@Hosigie Our cops are like that in Canada too.
@CardboardSliver3 жыл бұрын
I just came from a very calm Japanese cop dealing with a drunk. I think he and these two cops could share some great stories. Also their laughs are infectious
@mast62098 жыл бұрын
all scandinavian police i've had contact with (denmark, sweden and norway), were always very professional and never rude or violent.. some even cracked a joke while talking to me! And their english is perfect..
@mast62098 жыл бұрын
Andrew Markos i tend to ask them for directions..
@SportSoulLife8 жыл бұрын
In finland they are really nice too. Ive even gotten rides with them home from clubs or whatever when I didnt have money for a taxi, have a clean record although ive done illegal things in front of the cops but in ways which doesnt do any harm (like lighting a small bond fire in the park to keep mosquitos away). The police here think for themselves, another example is that its illegal to carry a knife in public but they most likely wont mind you having it on you as long as they dont suspect you to do any harm with it. They are really nice people who really strive to protect and serve the public, and they do a pretty damn good job at it
@AwoudeX8 жыл бұрын
SportSoulLife Sounds like German, Dutch, English and Scandinavian cops are cut out of the same wood.
@AwoudeX8 жыл бұрын
ecke1010 haven't even seen 1 cop when i was in sweden almost a decade ago. Was there for 3 weeks, mostly in Vänersborg, south of Vänern. Been to a really nice fjord near Strömstad too, swimming in it during early summer :D I did see alot of effeminate men though
@SportSoulLife8 жыл бұрын
+AwoudeX Cops in finland atleast are mostly seen in larger cities where all the alcoholics and junkies are. And the city is flooded with cops when clubs close. Else, a bit outside of town there are practically none. One of my friend threatened a guy with his rifle, the guy called the police but the place is so far out that the police simply answered "keep your distance". For them to get there in time if there was a shooting would take choppers and whatever, so there is pretty much the wild west, except people there usually get along.
@JackClayton1235 жыл бұрын
They shot him down with laughing and no one got hurt. That’s police work!
@griz0635 жыл бұрын
@JackClayton123 Don't forget the public has a very great say in how the police force can respond to them. Despite the occasional lashing out the drunk still recognized the authority of the police and would calm down when they told him to. He was not fighting with them about his rights while ignoring his responsibilities. He wasn't trying to kill them or reaching for their gun. People in the US complain all the time about how militant the police are. But it starts with them. One only needs military tactics, in the presence of a sworn enemy.
@franklyanogre000005 жыл бұрын
@@griz063 Americans are often deceived or distracted and do not realize the true measure of their power.
@griz0635 жыл бұрын
@@franklyanogre00000 And that often ties into the authority issues that seem to be more of a problem in the USA than most other countries. As the saying goes, power corrupts -- which maps into what can happen to the police. But they have training and protocols to guide them. Most citizens out to best the cops only have emotions and a partial grasp of things they would fancy themselves expert on. And then this arrogance and petulance factors into both the danger and frustration levels police feel -- as well as distract them away from tasks more important than sending out a supervisor to wrangle with an internet-trained "lawyer". These things just do not happen for example, in Scandinavia. So the way the police interact with the public can afford to be very different.
@sisslarsen3505 жыл бұрын
@@griz063 the Norwegian police does not carry guns on a daily basis like other countries
@JackClayton1235 жыл бұрын
griz063 true, the respect goes both ways
@maurice76186 жыл бұрын
He must be really rich, that he can get this drunk in Norway...
@bundfisker7946 жыл бұрын
maurice haha. Spot on
@kemering6 жыл бұрын
Nah this is northern Norway. They make A LOT of moonshine
@Grumpy_old_Boot6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it still legal for Norwegians to make their own moonshine? (brændevin)
@Grumpy_old_Boot6 жыл бұрын
Hmm .. I just thought brændevin was accepted ?
@Atlas_Redux6 жыл бұрын
Nah, took a trip to Sweden or Denmark, or brew at home! Remember, beer and wine is legal to make yourself :)
@Militant_Vegan Жыл бұрын
Cop: “You don’t need to take off ur pants” Guy: “I do it anyway” Cop: “ok-😶”
@Hodoss10 жыл бұрын
"- I must hold your feet so you don't kick the doctor. - What, he doesn't like a shoe in his ass ?" Still laughing...
@Laura-td3tx9 жыл бұрын
I literall died at this part hahhahahhaha :D omg
@Grimzter-xz1ou9 жыл бұрын
Laura 1996 R.I.P.
@Jo_Bjera9 жыл бұрын
+Hodoss Horsecock xD
@GeneralBlackNorway8 жыл бұрын
+Hodoss Better translated it's like this: What, he cant take a "little kick" in his ass?
@clydecash56595 жыл бұрын
This drunk seriously needs to start testing some voice casting gigs.
@wmd405 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they deepened his voice to protect his identity? I'm not sure though lol
@MK-pv1nr5 жыл бұрын
It´s not his real voice.
@paesan04605 жыл бұрын
Still sounds badass
@mweskamppp5 жыл бұрын
I am not so sure. He is from the Lofoten, mind that. Hehehe. In my old hometown was a medieval and fantasy festival lately. He would have been an attraction with that voice. Two third of the people in costumes. I saw Gandalf himself... Two Orks as well totally masked like from the film. When i came close i saw it were two women, harhar.
@andersrefstad82352 жыл бұрын
They alter the woice due privacy here. ... AFAIK He is lead vokal in a band.
@only1pirate7 жыл бұрын
When you accidentally arrest the devil
@ABABABABABABABABABABBBBBB7 жыл бұрын
Caeli11 LOL
@mikkelljungberg12787 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' SATAN HIMSELF!
@ashieebae41206 жыл бұрын
And his still hangover 😂
@Idominusrex6 жыл бұрын
It's a voicechanger
@misternsta6 жыл бұрын
+Marius Haugen The reason it's a voice changer is so that no one recognizes the person who was arrested due to people can post rude and mean things about the person on the internet.
@billkingston44023 жыл бұрын
You have the right to remain silent, however anything you do say will be laughed at
@MrsQuietMusic4 жыл бұрын
"And now you must promise that you will not kick anymore?" "Yes I promise! In Jesus name, amen!" Haha!
@Johb064 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Johb064 жыл бұрын
Commenter2 Yeah cause that happened😐
@smoke41314 жыл бұрын
Actually he said "Yes i promise! in the name of Odin" but they translated it to Christian god because they were afraid
@Johb064 жыл бұрын
Commenter2 I actually do know that. As the police arrest in this video is taken from a Norwegian TV broadcasting company called MAX and when it broadcasted on Norwegian TV the part where he was put in the back of the police car is included. MAX has an official KZbin channel where that clip is also included Just watch this kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZWbi4eBip2Wqdk
@Johb064 жыл бұрын
Commenter2 Write to MAX TV and tell them to not edit a single part of the program then. And see how entertaining it’ll be.
@Nicole19981236 жыл бұрын
The subs really do no justice to how funny it actually is in Norwegian. I can't stop laughing
@GrandTickler6 жыл бұрын
well now im sad. should i learn norwegian?
@magma77166 жыл бұрын
Grand Tickler its not the hardest language to learn, but its kinda useless since its not used a lot outside of norway
@bea78066 жыл бұрын
It makes it easier to understand Swedish
@Bark7776 жыл бұрын
YEah, and it's even funnier if you are swedish.
@johnfrian6 жыл бұрын
I agree, the dialect makes it so much better in every way
@leodaleo20646 жыл бұрын
*The viking didn’t noticed that he lives in year 2018*
@bentupp30266 жыл бұрын
Do you understand that the word viking describes an action?. Not a person. It means raiding. It kinda shits me the image the pommies then Hollywood has portrayed of our Nordic ancestors. Not all went viking though most were warriors as you needed to protect whatever productive land u had as during the harsh winter starving bands of people would gather and raid your stores. Not trying to troll. Just educate. I hate seeing history rewritten and more so when it's my ancestry
@Ironhold_Watch6 жыл бұрын
People are ignorant bout history
@bentupp30266 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry mate but traders weren't referred to as Vikings. They were called Danes or Norsemen but the warriors who came raiding with the dragons, eagles or whatever they had attached to the prow of their ships were there to attack and raid so were referred to as Vikings. Traders would not enter another's waters displaying beasts on the front of those most beautiful ships and were hence just northmen. It seems you are aware of some of the history of our ancestors so surely you should be aware of this distinction. Anyway, you believe what makes you happy and I will too. Enjoy your day.
@Wiggyam6 жыл бұрын
Ben Tupp viking kommer nok fra ordet «vik» og folk som bebodde seg i vika
@bentupp30266 жыл бұрын
@@Wiggyam sorry, I understand there is some of this disagreement in pop culture now. I'm in my forties and not aware of it as my life revolves not around TV but studies. Why speak Norse in an English comment string. I'm Suomi. I'm speaking English. And have you considered the idea behind the raiding theory is from those being raided? The languages at the time were much different. We still wrote in runes, sung in runes and believed runes to be magic. So to look at what is said in your language now is far from the 7th century. As are the words Angles, Saxons and Britons used when the first raiders came to Lindisfarne. The word viking seems to have meant raiding then. The traders from the same areas were never referred to as vikings even if often they were the same guys. Northern ways were much different as in the proto-viking era the fights among different skandi, skandi-danka tribes over productive land made us all fighters and upon finding weak people who weren't warriors so nearby who paid tribute to a weak god seemed a gift to early raiders. Aww fuck it. Why am I explaining history for free to a stranger. I get paid to teach.
@carolgregan59313 жыл бұрын
The Norwiegins have a reputation for being thoroughly civilised. I just loved how they handled this situation. It worked so well.☺️
@kevinjermaine7 жыл бұрын
notice how no guns are drawn, no pepper spray, or screaming stop resisting while trying to kill you. hats off to you Vikings!
@misinformedautistical6 жыл бұрын
dread kev No norwegian cops carry guns. Only military/terrorist response
@astridpernup81846 жыл бұрын
M H They always have guns locked away in their cars
@lottatroublemaker61306 жыл бұрын
dread kev - No guns are drawn, because no guns are needed. Guns do not help in a situation like this. All cops would know that if they got sufficient training, IMHO. A Bachelor's Degree in police work does help a lot when working as a cop!
@Joeyyvik6 жыл бұрын
From january the norwegian police started using electroshock weapons. And I know that becuase im norwegian.
@thereserustad37546 жыл бұрын
I've been at the police stable in Oslo, where they explained a lot about the weapon use. And they never have to reach for weapons unless told so, but even if they have a gun, they don't shoot people the second they se them. They are smart and talk to them to try and solve the case without violence. Often they also use dogs when hunting for criminals, and they are normally not harmed even when the dogs are working.
@MaggieTheCat014 жыл бұрын
I was doing violence and aggression training with the NHS, when the instructor told us a story. He and another male nurse were trying to calm an irate patient (also male) in a local psych ward. Patient became physical so both nurses tried to restrain him. During the scuffle, all three toppled backwards over a sofa, and a Christmas tree fell on top of them. Cue all three of them laughing on the floor under the Christmas tree. Best de-escalation story I’ve heard. Kudos to the Christmas tree (and the nurses, of course). 😁
@Veratheprettiest4 жыл бұрын
Hahaa that cheered me up, thanks for sharing 😂
@MaggieTheCat014 жыл бұрын
Veera Vähä-Koskela It gave us all a giggle when we heard it. 😁
@DrLumpyDMus Жыл бұрын
The Arkansas State Police should carry xmas trees for those times when the ghetto thugs don't want to comply.
@Krushtykon4 жыл бұрын
When a Norwegian drinks he automatically channels Thor
@bearofthunder4 жыл бұрын
Thor Heyerdahl?
@SpacepilotPirx4 жыл бұрын
@@bearofthunder lmao
@Krushtykon4 жыл бұрын
btfication he was quite relaxed no?
@bearofthunder4 жыл бұрын
@@Krushtykon Yes, Thor Heyerdahl was quite relaxed
@myriammachiche10303 жыл бұрын
Well that's what I call a good attitude. The policemen didn't abuse of their position, they were patient, they were compréhensive, they were calm and did everything respectfully whatever the man said or did. That's a professional attitude at the highest point. Congratulation Norway. For having been i. Norway for a few months I can tell you that people are very polite, helpfull and comorehensive .