10 AWFUL SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTAS

[@prod.n8te]

I love how 70% of bad creepypastas go something like this: "I found a tape on the sidewalk" "I put the tape on my VHS Player" (which everyone in creepypastas has for some reason) "Bad Mistake", "Bad Choice" or "I shouldn't have done that"

[@salmonpancakes7008]

Who even put a tape on the sidewalk

[@tamanegiinku3708]

thicctional “it was hyperrealistic”

[@warryarusboi]

*B L O O D.*

[@Polokalamu]

don't forget at the end "I took the tape out and smashed it"

[@prod.n8te]

@@Polokalamu "I burned it in hopes no one ever gets to see it and experience the same thing as I did..."

[@charliechaplin852]

27:13 "But HOMER didn't until NIGHTTIME" My favorite quote

[@dashiethebunny]

"This was out of character for Homer" Isn't him strangling Bart litterally one of the biggest runnibg gags in the show?

[@SaphInfection]

Wish homer would strangle me 🤤 😳 💦 💦 😍

[@m4gmaroni]

@Yoted April Because it’s funny

[@silobobus3268]

@Yoted April you haven't heard of memes have you?

[@bluethelucario6194]

Please no

[@Nightmare2688theeleckamo]

Why you little

[@meowe1079]

In that “The Dead Homer” creepypasta, I love how they call it THE Dead Homer, like there are more dead Homers.

[@MittensWichen]

Mr. Dead Homer Kid Dead Homer Michael Dead Homer

[@ahouseofpomegranates4338]

well the iliad/odyssey guy...

[@scillavanilla5356]

no dead Homers We can only allow ONE dead Homer

[@KnoxCarbon]

Theory: Every season, the Simpsons are killed and replaced with clones.

[@LowQualityCarbink]

@@MittensWichen Ronald dead homer

[@Big_Boss_985]

“When they got to the couch, the gag was-“ Ad: Rated T for teen

[@ChillDragon]

Such Immersion!

[@liker-qd4fz]

Imagine someone actualy leaving messses up vhs taapes just on the sidewalk to make some kid cry or be terrified ... aight you got me , it was me , WALLPOLE!

[@aestheticidiot3742]

liker 3000 tbh I would do that-

[@Bonetrousle]

When the gag was rated T for teen

[@jeejejw]

WHEN THE COUCH GAG IS RATED T FOR TEEN 😳😳😳

[@thatsonespicydorito5372]

What if you Wanted to go to heaven But god said “ *H O M E R* ”

[@trashycannoey]

H A M E R?

[@TroubleMuppet]

Oh look it's my favourite spicy dorito. What was it like being a statue?

[@greasythegreaser1825]

I would say SHUT UP MEG

[@somerandomdude6962]

ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

[@kittehbiscuits]

Am I allowed to like the comment

[@lunapyrope9683]

I almost read this as “10 awful Simp Creepypastas” and now I want to write that.

[@DaGamingCore]

Yes, do it

[@Dreigonix]

+M O K K U N ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Yanderes are extremely motivated simps. XD

[@lunapyrope9683]

Transphobia isn’t funny. So maybe the simp was the villain the whole time.

[@chomp4577]

@@lunapyrope9683 I was more thinking people that fake being a girl so they can get a guy to do whatever. Trans people are just people that want to live normal lives so we're obviously not poking fun at that, we're poking fun at how sick it that some people do that and how they fell for it since the inevitable failure is something hilarious.

[@William_Millar]

Bruh.

[@stardragon7893]

"This was out of character for Homer." I love when creepypastas feel the need to tell us this, like we wouldn't know to be scared otherwise.

[@jaedinpatnaude9189]

Homer said "I hate melon munching negro" and then killed his whole family (This was out of character)

[@marcoboni9935]

You are like Crash Bandicoot. Just when everyone thought the series was dead it comes back to cheer us up in this difficult time. Welcome back awful creepypasta compilation! And thank you too for spreading the horror Hoodo. 😉

[@jamieeisinger1833]

Damn Hoodo, back at it again

[@anapaularochacampos6738]

Every time is difficult, Actually. Happiness isnt a lasting feeling, just rare moments that should be remembered. There is no point in cheering things up, It's still reality. Our world is Just suffering incarnate, everything sucks. No redeeming qualities exist, and i wish i could get out of this hell already. I hate It. I Just want to see everything end already, there is no point in life. Just wanted to speak out my mind.

[@noahwood2620]

You might of unintentionally given him an idea

[@aquanaridllcl970]

@@anapaularochacampos6738 I hope you will be able to get out of that toxic mindset soon enough. No one deserve to live in denial that much

[@William_Millar]

Ana Paula Rocha Campos who ran you’re cat over?

[@wolcamophone4783]

20:05 That was a way better Marge voice than I expected. Almost reminds me of how Lois starts out with like a really sweet voice and then by the end of season 2 she's gone into full on "PEEEEEEETEERRRR" squawking voice.

[@arielruh7773]

THE SIDE BOOB HOUR?!

[@555gamester]

First one: Carl wouldn't go to Canada to see his folks. He's icelandic.

[@seratope]

Second one: Bart killn't

[@555gamester]

@@seratope correct he did indeed hesitate to be unliving

[@brainkiller7503]

First one: Carl isn't married and he is dating Lenny sister

[@josephlewis6451]

So he is Canadian ;)

[@Blablablablabla392]

Joseph Lewis no, he’s Icelandic.

[@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976]

But here’s a real question... How come Apu’s children grow up normally, but Maggie has been an infant for 30+ years?

[@aestheticidiot3742]

Because Maggie and the rest are yellow, and apu and his children are humans-

[@casperwashere]

Apu’s family is human

[@adamk201_yt]

@@aestheticidiot3742 how does carl not age þen??

[@kerrie1dunne3]

You have summoned god

[@kerrie1dunne3]

@@aestheticidiot3742 I thought everyone in the show was human

[@quetzal6293]

AW YEAH THIS SERIES IS BACK

[@sbdkitty1939]

A cause for celebration!

[@neroanglo]

I can finally sleep again

[@Kandakkhkandaksh]

愛優悪魔県懸 Toukaanese Language

[@froyo8576]

Yeyeyeyeyey

[@sampletext1700]

YES FINALLY! :)

[@76HENDRIK10]

No one: Absolutely no one: Squidward: GO FRICK A CACTUS!!!

[@anthonydelamare8612]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGmspmOraryMoNU

[@averagestickman185]

@@anthonydelamare8612 i have a feeling this is a rickroll, a "get stickbugged lol", or a stickroll edit: it was a squidroll

[@LowQualityCarbink]

@@anthonydelamare8612 get exposed *stickbug theme plays*

[@Lechgang]

Here The SIMP son: Bart spend his entire family's money donating to an e-girl, and the simpsons go homeless and die. The end

[@chaos9608]

Aaaaaahh scary

[@theteethburglar4716]

Spooky

[@shadows-sweet-embrace]

Too real, man.

[@ChillDragon]

Truly a work of art.

[@Yaddin]

HOLY MOLY THAT WAS SO SCARY 😱😱😨😨😨😥😰😰😰😓😓😓

[@royallynick]

The HOMER shouting had me cackling every time.

[@Tantheman2007]

HOMER

[@BluFlame925]

*H O M E R*

[@tornado5d267]

When he said “you’re next Eric,” I thought Cartman was going to join the story

[@nukkleargarlicbread]

Same...

[@daddyderrick6769]

Me to I love south park ... but I'm 11 xd

[@chickentendies6210]

Lol same

[@schlanvlcoredude9438]

Screw these creepy pastas, I’m going home

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yeah.

[@darksonicyt5430]

We can all agree on one thing. The bad grammar is always gonna be more scarier than the story itself.

[@greasythegreaser1825]

Agred

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Greasy The Greaser lmao

[@ManWithTheCow]

Grammer* more scariester* thin*

[@LowQualityCarbink]

@@greasythegreaser1825 AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@LowQualityCarbink]

@@ManWithTheCow *REREEEEEEEEEREREREREEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE*

[@T1MAGEDDON]

the fact you played simpsons skateboarding is the scariest part of the video

[@MudhutStudiosOfficial]

He just wanted to set the tone. I respect that.

[@tnrproductions1231]

Yessssss

[@rambunctiousrecruit6088]

I played Simpsons Wrestling

[@Dancerlemoniscewldood]

Is not scary it’s just a game lmfao

[@aestheticidiot3742]

Lmao

[@PancatNikki]

So many creepypastas can be improved by replacing "your/you're next" with "He is 200 meters away and rapidly approaching, run."

[@pcvrisepic]

They’re both awful

[@dragondrawz8313]

I never clicked on this so fast-- I really missed the 10 worst creepypasta episodes!

[@flory2307]

same

[@famoussession7426]

Lady Starlands Same

[@volixwriting887]

Saaame

[@Ghosty-Cesar]

same

[@mrdigzs]

I love your KZbin picture

[@frog1405]

"Mom dad bye bye" is the new "Mommy, you lied" in terms of quality of writing I think

[@Hyde-Lite]

saw this was posted 48 seconds ago. damn. earliest ive ever been. love your content my guy

[@anastasiatremaine874]

2 Minutes My overall Record is 14 Seconds.

[@chomp4577]

I'm not liking this since its at 48 likes and it's so perfect

[@istoleurlawn8000]

And i thought I was early 😔

[@woodman811]

Thanks mr clean, very cool

[@greasythegreaser1825]

Nice time man 👏

[@Lh0000]

I love how the guy in the second story bought a shady ass dvd for a dollar just because it was supposedly about the simpsons. Easiest buck the seller ever made

[@jvacxp1069]

When The creepy-pasta is being written there like "Do you know this show/movie (insert here) or Did you know this show" another is this the most classic one "I found this VHS tape on floor so I picked it up (or this) I found this weird tape on the ground so I picked the tape/DVD up" this is what the writers love (SUICIDE or DEATH) one another

[@bored4033]

(Or the classic ) "i bought this tape/cd at a garage sale. The original owner suggested I choose something else, but I insisted" (Or) "the original owner cackled as I bought the tape/cd"

[@ryaquaza3offical]

20:48 this is officially the best twist ending I’ve ever heard 10/10 would read again

[@jaedinpatnaude9189]

Woah golly gee

[@unoriginalperson72]

"But in the wrong place the right place was : the head Bart hit : legs" I can't stop laughing at this, what does this even mean

[@koshavinka2995]

He should have gone for the head...

[@ashiestudios8868]

@@koshavinka2995 Go for the harrrrrr

[@mattwalters6834]

KoshaVinka you’d think that would have become standard practice for the undead by now.

[@memeboi6942]

It has the same meaning as, "Man door hand hook car door hand."

[@KnaveSmig]

Timestamp?

[@JohnnyJohnstonÖ]

When ever I hear hood say “keep writing and keep improving” a wave of nostalgia runs over me

[@Corvus_Corax_2004]

Glad you brought this series back, one of my favorite series on youtube.

[@cameronfleming1533]

I think that there actually is a noose couch gag in a treehouse of horror episode

[@avilovewell7091]

Also the "You're next" couch gag that was stop motion. That one gave me the chills

[@darbwashere]

Avi Lovewell ye it really scared me

[@JPMusic115]

There is. I forgot which tree house of horror.

[@SambaDeAmigosGato]

Yep! They hang above the couch and Maggie sucks on her pacifier

[@sharktheguy3265]

Upon hearing "the Bart screen" my head picture a dark empty room with a huge screen showing Bart's face

[@patrickbatemangaming9951]

e a t p a n t

[@PlatonicPluto]

*homer strangles screen*

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

that scene from Clockwork Orange but the screen just shows bart's face

[@eclipse_65]

*E A T T W E A K*

[@sirsnausages2164]

the bart apparition

[@noeyes9378]

The fact that this series is back is “Funreal”

[@Hazaragitv123-4]

fun, unreal, funeral, real, alf

[@erika.s]

Krillin, Len Kagamine and Bart Simpson all having a competition who have the most death number.

[@AMZingHADES]

*Laughs In Kenny From South Park*

[@settingsun5582]

YOU KILLED KENNY!

[@koshavinka2995]

*cries in Diavolo*

[@kieranmclaughlin264]

Smirks in red shirt

[@darksonicyt5430]

Erika Summer Diavolo: *Amateurs.*

[@krthecarguy5150]

"When they got to the couch, the gag was-" Ad out of nowhere: "Pegi 18"

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

15:23 I think the author just took “WEIRD SIMPSONS VHS” and passed it off as his own intro

[@OfficialGIR]

Soshi The Yoshi when i heard that part the first thing i thought of was weird simpsons vhs

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

GIR Same here

[@BluFlame925]

@@SoshiTheYoshi same

[@ashiestudios8868]

"He deverses to die." Why am I laughing (Sorry if I spelled deverses wrong)

[@kxnglucxnefh]

its deserves ^^ but honestly you were pretty close! :)

[@sirsnausages2164]

@@kxnglucxnefh I appreciate the positivity in your comment. People like you make the KZbin comment section a good place to chill.

[@daktheavking9357]

Whole church, Shocked!

[@dragodrag2457]

I have been WAITING for worst Creepypasta's since the last one! Bring it o n

[@lugi5215]

the mental image of homer simpson saying "you're next squidward" and chasing him is so unreasonably funny

[@mistyarsonist4337]

Imagine South Park creepypastas! 😂 Kenny would be the main person going insane or at least getting killed.

[@aestheticyuki3999]

i feel like everyone would make kenny go on a killing spree

[@MikeChhem]

The show is already disturbing, but maybe some episode that is way too extreme for South Park standards.

[@mistyarsonist4337]

@@MikeChhem Oh you're not wrong at all! Yeah, that definitely sounds like what a creepypasta for that should would be! Tho, idk how much more extreme they can get lol

[@SolaireHighwind]

"Don't mess with the smallest patriots!" Is... is that a Local58 reference?

[@littlelionman05]

I hope it is

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

*look at the moon*

[@thema1998]

Maybe? 🤷

[@BigRig97]

I’LL CRUMP WITH YOU, SWEETIE PIE

[@boiyeet3437]

Soggy nugget lol

[@Pixelusually]

**dancing intensifys**

[@avimidi]

Crump? With a c? *Magnus Von Grapple?*

[@ARandomTrooper]

C R U M P I N G

[@kathytalanges8462]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm COUGH COUGH. ThAnKs MoM

[@schlanvlcoredude9438]

Milhouse crying so much reminds me that he’s allergic to his own tears

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Wait what?

[@mahsofabishweenie1866]

When a video opens with Marge Krumping it sets the bar high

[@creacherfeacher8232]

Hoodo: Well here's a phrase I haven't seen in a long time Me: Hpyer-realistic eyes? Hoodo: Hyper-fucking-realistic blood! Close enough

[@DaGamingCore]

Ah yes, I'm glad we're getting new 10 Worsts lists. I had marathoned them all a few weeks back. Glad to see you ( hopefully ) still enjoy making these videos!

[@SuperMandibleclaw]

"I watched an old simpsons lost episode" What did it cost? "1 dollar"

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

can i just get a soundboard with all of those "HOMER!" screams from #2

[@toby-fp6sp]

I'm making one right now

[@OsmarRG]

“Maggie came into my house and then killed me“ lmaoooo

[@austinreed5805]

4:20 If you find a creepy VHS tape, smash it with a hamer.

[@swineherd_]

Hamer Simpson

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

That time stamp is too perfect

[@wavleoo]

Magiy Simpon

[@Milo-fn1bj]

My creepypasta, The Krumpining One day Marge simpson was krumping with homer and he died and then Marge kill magie and then kill herself then homer come back and kill bart for killing santa helper the day before then he went to kill Lisa but found she hung herself with hyper realistic blood on her neck homer killed himself afterwards the end It's bad on purpose

[@rastarappa2269]

Pretty noice

[@Milo-fn1bj]

@@rastarappa2269 I try

[@connorbeith3232]

epic simpsun spooky spaghetti: homar trip and fall, and he die. da end

[@braeden4878]

10/10 best one yet

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Scarey

[@ManWithTheCow]

11/10 would watch

[@aestheticidiot3742]

Spooky spaghetti

[@EthanTheGamer77]

thees bes spooky spageti it ned rewrd burt i fel bed fo himer

[@ChloFii]

Is it just me or does Bart falling down the stairway to heaven and landing in hell seem like an actual gag in the show?

[@mrdeadinside0162]

Hell yeah, the return of the 10 awful creepypasta list

[@vendy-py7247]

23:56 That sounded like the author was making fun of cliche creepypasta tropes

[@mattwalters6834]

Yep, lol

[@donuted_ace]

Ah yes, because crying is scary.

[@zipperozicvideodump]

"What was in that potion that made bart act this way?" BATH SALTS

[@ARandomTrooper]

K A R E N S E S S E N T I A L O I L S

[@sirsnausages2164]

THE SPRINGFIELD BATH SALT ZOMBIE

[@HankThePimpHill]

And after watching that _horrific_ episode, I recieved a call from an unknown number... _Some gangsta had dissed my flygirl_

[@Xplainn93]

JUST GIVE EM ONE OF THESE!

[@fluffcake]

Just when the world needed him the most, he returned.

[@DizGuy29o4]

The first 6 story’s made me question about Lisa a lot, like where was she in all these story’s? Did she survive?

[@aestheticidiot3742]

Nah she just vibing

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

She was the main villain all along!

[@anomolouscow3761]

I only just got around to this today but honestly this video just existing makes me happy beyond belief. Thank you so much for returning to this series, hoodo. You're awesome.

[@exi8464]

Top 10 characters that could defeat Thanos even when he has the Gauntlet Number 1: Maggie Simpson

[@nimbus997]

I know you didn't want to be known as a one trick pony with this series, but im so happy to see this back, I love it so much. Your movie reviews and bad creepy pasta videos (especially those with writing tips) are some of my favourite videos on KZbin

[@dezgasting]

I've missed awful creepypastas. To be honest, those vids are perfect for watching/listening to in background while I'm drawing.

[@Danniboi03]

Hell Yes! I love this series so much I'm so happy you brought it back. I watched every new video of this series when I had really bad anxiety and it actually really helped Just listening to these while I play Video Games helps. TY

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Really glad to hear I can help! Anxiety sucks big time, so good to hear I can help!

[@opheebopplayz2148]

I agree with hoodo 😢

[@dylanbalsamo7275]

19:11 Milhouse: Bart! Are you okay? Bart: Yes Mil *Then cuts to death*

[@paradoxtv8304]

Question: how can Maggie cut homer's head off when she's like a foot tall? Educate me

[@averageartist8715]

answer: she's one of the smallest patriots.

[@chocomelo454]

Climbing.

[@olivershmoliver0575]

Magic **oink oink**

[@potstoandfryer]

Jumping

[@onyxrin1946]

"There is no couch gag" Proof the story is fake, too high quality writing for a Simpsons episode

[@vapor-sings]

One thing that I notice with a lot of these is that they give an exact time for things (ie. "Bart stared at the camera for 50 seconds"). As people don't usually time things exact, especially in scenarios like this, this can take people out of the story. A good fix for this is to add some uncertainty to the sentence. For example, instead of, "Bart stared at the camera for 50 seconds," you can change it to "Bart stared at the camera for what felt like 50 seconds" or the like. I just felt like adding my thoughts into the mix

[@OliTheOlishi]

I agree

[@FrolicBTH_Official]

24:40 Squidward? SQUIDWARD? S Q U I D W A R D?!

[@cringelord2875]

*insert metal gear theme*

[@Tricksterr_]

the gameplay just made everything better lol I missed your videos so much thanks for comming back

[@biohazard9215]

The scariest Simpsons related thing is removing "ons"

[@UmbreonAnimate]

Imagine writting a story HEADLESS

[@skeleytonz5319]

i waited 70 trillion years for this

[@ashiestudios8868]

999999999999999999999999 trillon centuries*

[@mattwalters6834]

Kinda like when the protagonist waits half a day for the static to clear from spooky tv episodes?

[@MintyZedGrimes]

I've been playing a lot of Rayman lately and it constantly makes me think of you haha. I'm so glad you're doing these types of videos again!!

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

Homer was such a carrying father in the earlier seasons he would do anything to make his family happy like the one time he went and bought Lisa a new saxophone instead of getting an AC he even had it customized to say that he'll always love D'oh and the other time he sold his blimp ticket to let Lisa know how special she was and how much she means to him

[@eljaminlatour6633]

The added screaming on the penultimate creepypasta made me laugh a lot, thanks man!

[@AstraArtsTM114]

I love Listening to you reading these stories :) They always make me giggle

[@amiealexander7557]

18:50 "So where where we go" 19:15 "Then cuts to death" 19:30 "Funreal" 19:38 "The Funreal starts" 19:42 "Reverland Lovejoy" 20:32 "Then cuts to mr burns" 20:37 "We hit me in the face"

[@catlovingtrio]

I feel like something like that potion segment was in a cartoon I watched, but I cant put my finger on it.

[@mdragarg]

Random vhs on the sidewalk: Hehe your mum Creepypasta writer: *aggressively destroys vhs with hydraulic press*

[@jockeyfield1954]

"why am i reminded of shrek 2 right now?" if something makes you think of shrek 2, it's automatically the best thing in the world

[@Speed-TV]

"Bart is a good boy. We made us proud. We made us beautiful gifts" golden

[@WeirdLuigi]

I had an old Simpsons comic and Junk Mail Guy actually responded to a question about Dead Bart. I don't remember the exact question but I think it was something like "Is Dead Bart a real episode?" and he responded with "No, it isn't. Or is it.?" Funny joke ngl.

[@DreamerDanielsun]

7:32 Bart fact: I am currently 100 meters from your home and is approaching rapidly. Start running.

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

When the narrator of the last one said that he received an e-mail from Matt Groening I expected the e-mail to say something like "YOU'RE NEXT" or "By the way, there's a virus on that link, your computer is fucked"

[@thatonestarmanintorobotics4319]

The Simpsons has probably given me some of my favourite memories of watching TV

[@MerryWonderland]

This was a nice change to listening to scary stories at night to sleep. You've gained yourself a follower!

[@JargonMadjin]

To be fair, Maggie shot down a group of mafia members without being seen, you don't mess with Maggie

[@katicasey4610]

“Everyone writes fanfic” Me, writing post apocalyptic fanfic while listening to this: Wait, fuck-

[@TMK20X3]

When Hoodlum screamed "HOMER", i felt that.

[@arielruh7773]

I died laughing😂

[@TheGamerWhosBored]

Man, I love these top 5/10s. I know that they take a while to make but they are definitely worth the wait.

[@tacos1_1]

22:51 is it just me or when he said she played her saxophone I thought of the epic saxophone memeish idk

[@isaacdustfell]

heres a idea if you want to use it or not: top 10 worst animal crossing creepypastas. you coming back brings a big smile to my face.

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

final count blood counter: 8 hangings: 4 one dollar items: 2 crossovers: 2? (sonic.exe & squidward)

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

forgot to add times homer went ape shit: 7

[@wavleoo]

@@DrLiam-fg6wd u forgot times i had a stroke from randomness

[@LowQualityCarbink]

Mill house cries:6(or 5 I think.....?)

[@CondescendingConcepts]

I always love when you sometimes edit together a scene to visualize part of a creepypasta. It's really funny. : )

[@semipail2465]

I like creepypastas if they don't give me night mares so thanks hoodlum for not giving me nightmares I appreciate it

[@ProtoTerra]

Im glad to see this return! I hope you are well

[@purplesam2609]

I love listening to this man reading me bad creepypastas with his nice accent

[@LOC-Ness]

There's an actual couch gag that's like the third one's "spooky intro" where it's all subversions of intro gags. A play by play of this couch gag could literally be repackaged as a "Lost Episode" creepypasta.

[@pinealdreams1064]

I like how the full depth of their imagination stretches to: - Piano music - Dodgy credits - Death