10 *BRUTALLY HONEST* Reasons Your Beard Makes YOU Look BAD!

[@alpham]

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[@tonewave6713]

Hey alpha unfortunately they do not ship to England

[@tonewave6713]

I have been looking for a brio long time now. Is there anyway you can find out if they ship to the Uk 🇬🇧

[@OscarM.94]

Damn gotta upgrade to this. I like the case a slot how it all neatly place and shit

[@busymecrazy4396]

Please let your beard grow for at least three months or even six.. wanna see how it suits you

[@Ash-pk1mu]

Hey Alpha, I can't get a Brio in my country, so what is the next best beard groomer?

[@kushalsareen7837]

Summary:- 1. Rocking a D-bag beard. Overly detailed, super thin, douchy. 2. Rocking a crazy big and wild beard. 3. Dyeing it super dark. 4. Using a crappy beard grooming tool. 5. Chin flakes due to using beard oil wrong. 6. Wrong trim line on neck. Trimming way too high. 7. You're young and the beard hasn't filled in yet. 8. You're only rocking part-beards (goaties). 9. Your beard is patchy. (Trim it short and brush it to train its direction.) 10. You haven't grown one. (Let it grow)

[@theclown9293]

Respect 📈

[@yasinyuksel_]

king

[@awesome1azaz]

👍🤘

[@Joker200084]

What do you mean dying super dark? What if your hair is just that rich/dark. And no one pick on my beard. I’ve cut it and it wasn’t shaped at all. Quarantine flow…

[@kushalsareen7837]

@@Joker200084 not dying. Dyeing lol. To color it. Even natural black hair tend to get grayish with age. But if it doesn't, then that's cool. Flaunt it. Natural hair is great. And if no one picks on you for your beard then that's fine too.

[@fromthefounder4734]

1. D-Bag Beard 0:38 2. Crazy Big Beard 1:09 3. Dyeing It Dark 1:52 4. Subpar Grooming Tool 2:17 5. Using Beard Oil Wrong 4:42 6. High Trim Line 5:33 7. Your Beard Needs Time 6:15 8. Part-Beards 7:10 9. Your Beard Is Patchy 7:43 10. You Haven't Grown One 8:17

[@dhanushroopan8922]

Thank you

[@piyushjain2202]

1. Thin beard. 2. Bushy beard. 3. Dying it dark. 4. Bad trimmer (advertise) I stopped here..

[@TermlessHGW]

Thank you bro. I was done with this video literally after 5 seconds. Stop shouting man we can hear you

[@theDapperVault]

Alpha: 10 BRUTALLY HONEST Reasons Your Beard Makes You Look BAD! Me: What beard? 😢

[@vicepresidentmikepence889]

I look much older with a beard, which is why I don't have one

[@CrimsomLeo]

Hell my beard makes me looks like a leprechaun hence I won’t grow one

[@Anvaya24]

Aww

[@wissamboukaili6970]

😂 Same

[@learn2bk]

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 thanks Mike Pence!

[@NicholasPR]

After having a beard for a while, I went clean-shaven just for a change. When two of my female co-workers saw me for the first time, they both just started laughing. It really is make-up for men guys! Especially if you're bald like me, please keep some on your face so you look a little less like a thumb

[@AdhithyaRko]

Man, if you are the person in your dp, you can rock Goatee for sure

[@tc5963]

Probably looked like dr. Sins

[@handyman4192]

So if we laugh at them without make up we are bullies and frowned upon?

[@abhishektrivedi1278]

Alpha teaching me to level up since I was 13 Love from India 🇮🇳

[@k.t.1594]

I can see alpha's product pitch coming from a mile away :D

[@mymoonams]

I didn’t see it coming :-D

[@Gamers_Lounge_]

:D

[@Toochi34]

I love my beard and will never bash another guy wanting a beard. We’ve all been there. Rock what you got! If you’re confident with it that’s all that matters!

[@chrisschmeitz1139]

That profile picture says it all! I know alpha doesn't like big beards but heck i think you should rock it man!

[@Toochi34]

@@chrisschmeitz1139 thank you!!

[@jedlimen123]

Jim. “Grow what your father gave you”

[@Toochi34]

@@jedlimen123 my father wasn’t in my life but thank you !

[@rfarebrother]

I remember one time in Johnston Rhode Island a cop thought I was a vagrant trying to grow a beard. That was the last time I tried that.

[@realestate2181]

This vid was unbelievably helpful for a recent beard grower such as myself.

[@theJimJessup]

Having a beard is honestly more work than being clean shaven

[@e.m.8094]

If someone "doesn't like the smell of beard oil" they obviously haven't tried sampling the thousands of available scents that are on the market.

[@6jeremy9]

What's the purpose of beard oil? I had a beard for years and never used any

[@e.m.8094]

@@6jeremy9 It hydrates/moisturizes the beard and the skin underneath. It will also protect the hair if someone chooses to use a blowdryer or heat brush on their beard.

[@danadane2501]

This is why I shave 3 times a week . Clean shaven with 5 O Clock Shadow for a day or so . Never had any complaints .

[@sirmanwell7986]

I’m noticing that every year my beards grows in fuller. It used to be patchy and I’m slowly growing in places where it wouldn’t grow before, so gentlemen… there is hope

[@TheMikeD428]

Trimming properly underneath changes everything. Best beard advice ever Alpha! Makes the jaw line look sharp!

[@cedenoanthony45]

I noticed that a month isn’t enough time to determine grow a good beard, I tried several months and I finally see better results

[@neskec90]

people say, give it 3 months if its first time growing

[@BuffaloNickel9]

I will agree with all the gentleman above 1 month is way too short of a time to be able to tell what your beard is going to be able to do I'd say give it three to make the call whether to continue or not and I bet it'll take six months before you can get a good beard

[@prestongriffith208]

One month is way too short. And if you are growing it long don’t trim under the jaw like he says. That’s what makes it thick

[@JEllis17]

Havent been allowed to grow a beard for the last 7 years for military reasons. Out in 3 months let the beard growing begin!

[@zBalistiqRain]

Thank god i found your channel. I could grow a full beard since i was 12 but thought goatees were sexier so i shaved it. After watching one of your previous videos about beards and you said to grow facial hair for 30 days to see if it looks good on you i did it and i can 100% agree that it looks BAD ASS! Thanks Aaron!

[@bikerbrisk]

Clean shave is timeless...❤️

[@AH6man]

Minoxidil for beards works differently than on your scalp. You can get permanent hair with it on your beard. Plus if you want to increase density and growth you can micro needle.

[@BuffaloNickel9]

What do you mean about microneedle are you talkin about those rollers?

[@mthaxtv3637]

This dude is brutally honest and funny😂

[@DanCBearded]

How can I make a video to fit my Brio sponsorship… got it! lol Can’t put it first because that will look bad. Let’s go with like 4th, perfect!

[@aioniansage6081]

Why are we yelling ?

[@hardev6167]

Love from Kerala(🇮🇳) Alpha fans from Kerala 💥

[@ommakadia9776]

Two things will going to happen 1. Death 2. Alpha's video starting with Gentleman ❤️

[@rophinaebot9704]

Lmao....my friend was just talking about this like some 20mins ago....like alpha m read our minds😂❤️

[@joyrajningthoujam]

I don't have beard but till watching coz i don't miss every video for Alpha m

[@dharmicwinger7941]

Welcome to yet another episode of Alpha male promoting a specific grooming product...thank you

[@vijaynaikadi]

Liked before I even watch the video

[@aamirhoda7363]

8:25 the shush over here was so frreeeeaking cool 🤩🤩🤩

[@nrhaegeli]

Very helpful video! I’ve had a full beard of at least 3+ inches for 6 years. Use beard oil, beard wash, a good comb, and a boars hair bristle brush. I wouldn’t use moisturizer because it can clog pores. I would use either an unscented oil or go searching for a scent you like as there are plenty of options out there. Whatever you do, your beard should look well groomed and purposeful!

[@mommared4456]

True! Not a woman that usually looks at a guy with a beard, but when it’s clean up and tidy, always catches my eye. Shows you’re taking care of yourself…

[@breaker6900]

Alpha: Blah blah Beard blah Me @ 37 w/ a patchy beard: Whatever, it's Alpha, I'll watch it anyway

[@Bandstand]

Minoxidil. You won’t have patches in 3 months if you apply twice a day. Look into it friend 🤝

[@breaker6900]

@@Bandstand 1) mythology beast, 2) women who like women like men who are hairless, 3) I'm native American, we're hairless people. Why would I take chemicals to change my appearance? Same as steroids in my book

[@Bandstand]

@@breaker6900 I was just going off your patchy comment. Had no idea what your ethnicity or preferences were

[@ENomad]

@@breaker6900 Everything is made of chemicals. Including that dihydrogen monoxide you ingest regularly. You also produce steroids naturally, and a lot of people use steroids regularly and safely (see: asthma). If you prefer not to go that route, that's perfectly acceptable. Minoxidil is just a topical solution people often use to stimulate hair growth for the condition of alopecia areata (bald spots). It's even mentioned in this video.

[@siam7094]

@@breaker6900 why do you sound so pressed when someone was just genuinely trying to help you.

[@brianmurphy7461]

Someone asks me oh hey you growing a beard my response “hey man I’m trying😂” gotta and the little laugh at the end

[@jonfarthings5134]

I love your energy, but after this video ended, I felt like I needed to take a week off to recover haha!! Great tips man, thank you

[@MrOmerta]

90 days makes the difference fills in the patches but gotta keep it moisturized or soft . That's what bugged me the most growing. The itch and dryness. But after many videos got it down now. Still trying to nail the trimming part. Always start trimming at ✂️ longer length, it'll take off more then you think. You'll trim off months of growth in seconds🤬‼️

[@AitchVee23]

Majority of my beard grows from chin to rear jaw. Don't have the added bonus of cheek hairs.

[@J1233459]

Same here.

[@dennischiapello3879]

My hearing aids always short out when I watch this guy's videos.

[@PepijnHuigen]

Natural maintained is the way the go

[@p.7460]

I was just about to shave my 2 month beard and there comes the video 🤣

[@ChaplainJoshua]

My ginger beard is my saving grace 😂 Mainly because I went bald at 23

[@mathiasjuel1282]

Try losing ur hair at 16 - ain’t all that good fr😂 luckily I can grow a big beard at 18

[@shubhankjain8028]

As soon as it comes to beard am interested

[@Visqo1]

The white patches on the beard makes it look bad. Brutally honest.

[@traian2932]

Leviticus 19:27 Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.

[@Suumac_]

Mines just permanently patchy in like the same spot on each side, right where the thickest should be, mid cheek to low cheek, I can only get away with a chin strap and I hate it. Plus my mustache won't connect

[@CoolHandLukeDuke]

Johnny Depp is your facial hair blueprint.

[@ImMamba]

Same kinda lol just rock the chin strap

[@Suumac_]

@@CoolHandLukeDuke that's mad gross

[@CoolHandLukeDuke]

@@ImMamba - chin straps only look good on young guys or guys with a dark complexion

[@chrisschmeitz1139]

Just give it time, and if you thought you already have, there's people that couldn't grow beards until they were sixty years old

[@sorenjensen3863]

This guy is good for a laugh

[@Return_of_the_Dude]

Unabomber beard is epic man. "Dying your beard superblack"🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@appmania2180]

Time stamps 6:04 beard trim neckline tip 7:44 patchy beard tip trim+brush

[@slicksmith856]

Just ordered this trimmer... love keeping my flavor saver neat.

[@R4NG3LW0ND3RZ]

I got the 1st one 🥲 I got a curly beard when it gets long and it never connects. NEVER. But I look worst with NOTHING on my face So I got a mustache and a low beard to clean it up.

[@victorinogubalane4179]

I can't wait to fill in the patchiness of my beard

[@JVIT_TV]

The Tiege AM and PM moisturizer has been GOLD for my beard. Great tip, Alpha!

[@daveraj8678]

Initially I learned about Tiege Hanley from How to Beast, not Alpha. Obviously they get a cut from the company, not us. But good product.

[@pjmoreau]

d-bag beard 🤣 love Alpha's videos, great content and funny guy

[@abhishekanilkumar1109]

37 seconds... An achievement for me!

[@chrisschmeitz1139]

I'm not sure we're still talking about the same thing here

[@chrisschmeitz1139]

@Mr. No Fly Zone Guy ah i don't mind, in fact it's great humor (i don't know if the main comment was intentional though) Have a good one friend

[@kicnoockm1582]

My girlfriend has got more beard than me😂

[@suhailnazar]

Was waiting for your videos bruh🔥

[@michaelbell3939]

To all the beard gang men we rock💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@SpicyG91]

Beard mistake number one, being 29 and still not being able to grow a beard.

[@sujoshg8595]

Me 17 yr old and had full grown. How? I don't know 😁

[@SpicyG91]

Follicles of gold lol

[@HoangLong-xx2ij]

use minoxidil my brother ! Trust me,you will come back and thank me later

[@Nephalen]

Stop screaming at me! :'(

[@Bully____Maguire]

Hey yo Alpha when you said the bigger the beard the more sketchy you look did you mean weirdo sketchy or criminal sketchy?

[@joelrichards4965]

At 57 my beard comes in even and full, but what was a great looking mixed color beard a couple/few years ago is now totally grey/white and the hair on my head only has a very little grey. Currently a beard would make me look older, so I am going to hold off until my hair is mostly grey and then grow the beard back.

[@DemonixGamer]

Word, I used to try to sport a beard, but it's still too patchy 🤣 I shave it now

[@senkuishigami6347]

great man apun bhi India se hai 🇮🇳

[@graylad]

I just feel like I got yelled at for 10 minutes lol. But good content so I subbed.

[@vSaleM]

Man i hate how you throw adds in these tips idk its just wrong say its an add not a tip

[@ayusheditz7516]

There are some stupid people trolling him for shouting but that makes him different from other influenceres and one of the best you tubers

[@charlesmartinjr3971]

My guy, the salmon simile . . . On *point*.

[@Mrxcrazeeman3]

Finallyyyy pulled the trigger on the Brio, and so glad I waited till now to get this whole kit along with it. I know you've been promoting Brio for years, so thanks in advance, dad, when I get it in my hands and let it kick ass 🤙🏽🤙🏽

[@ole.1807]

idk why but I find this dude absolutely hilarious

[@jorgegaytan3012]

Greetings alpha m.. I'm looking the link for boots shopping.. thx again for rocking this channel,hands down the best on KZbin

[@bobkloth57]

I once grew a beard. Unfortunately, it didn’t work for me. My family and friends told me that I looked homeless. Lol 😂

[@e.m.8094]

I would have told them to get out of my cardboard box immediately.

[@The_Rude_French_Canadian]

They use to tell me the same back in 2002…I would let my beard grow a week old then keep it trimmed before it was a fashion loll

[@bobkloth57]

@@The_Rude_French_Canadian Lol 😂 Thank you for your reply. I tried to grow a beard about two years ago, when beards were in style. I was going fit the Jason Mamoa Aquaman look. However, I am balding, lack muscles and tattoos, and I am old and short. Lol 😂

[@chrisschmeitz1139]

@@The_Rude_French_Canadian wait, rude french canadians don't exist so you must be wrong. Jk my friend

[@johangunnarsson2059]

I cant grow a full beard on my left side but my right looks fine so goatee it is

[@vhaleryanadamant1975]

Is it only me that noticed the little fail to exemplify how the brio 0 blade cuts skin bald meanwhile his cheek hairs were still uncut by the brio blade :))?

[@Ayo_zak]

Thanks for addressing the minoxidil

[@ephemeric8937]

Minoxidil on the face can cause men with male pattern baldness start balding prematurely.

[@sean_garri]

Awesome video. Look foward to these everyday

[@Brodoggames14]

Much love alpha 💜🐐

[@ericwalkr9496]

How can you not love Alpha!

[@CoolHandLukeDuke]

If you have thickness to your beard, using both oil and balm is a waste. Use balm. You can also use a hard pressed oil like Coconut Oil. It works great, it's inexpensive for a huge tub, and it smells awesome. You can also use oils with different scents in it.

[@lutherrandolph9864]

Hello "unibomber" 💀💀

[@Take-u6f]

Blackout Brio and Zero blade in the bag!! Thanks Alpha

[@grayfox7256]

You gotta stop shooting yourself in the bearded foot! 😂😂😂

[@kevinparker5557]

My beard is long, I guess that makes me scetchy😩

[@abhinavchakraborty3424]

Missing your vlogs

[@jubilmanofficial]

Ah shit I saw that advertising coming already

[@michaeloreagan9758]

Mine looks terrible because half of it is jet black and the rest is a mix of blonde red so it looks really patchy....but it isn't 😭😭😭

[@yessir1908]

I have a mustache gap bro🤣 i be covering it up tho with pacinos pen tho

[@SHAUNOTPPRODUCER]

feel like im being shouted out

[@dylanpachuca1844]

God bless y'all in Jesus ❤️🙏🔥💯

[@dr.suyashgandhi2903]

Minoxidil have opposite effect on facial hairs as compared to head hair ; it’s basically estrogen receptor modulator; estrogen helps to keep hair on head so women don’t go as bald ; but they don’t have facial hair either ; so don’t listen to Alfa about using minoxidil on face ; rest all a big thumbs up

[@loneSlum]

Patch Adam's? Been there! Lmfao!!

[@michaelschmude2862]

ALPHA, I've been applying your tips this past year, I'm certainly sporting it ,thanks again keep it up.

[@levil4012]

Thank you for mentioning the THIN “beards” full is always better.. I used to get made at the barber when he thinned out my mustache hate that!

[@dclongwe4063]

Crazy how I'm here and I can't even grow one

[@contactusece7769]

Grow it for 90 days let it go crazy hide out if you have to lol. Then you have a great canvas to work with

[@JeremiahDaniel1995]

Alpha plz do a video of what u look like without your beard 🧔‍♂️ we wanna see how you look without it 👌

[@djclassic3796]

Yo Patch Adam!

[@kaibrand8015]

Yep the brio is a weapon

[@brmarorl]

This man's NRG is legit💪