10 Crazy Wrestling Road Stories That Defy Reality - Part 5

From Jake Hager potentially saving Chris Jericho's life to Haku doing Haku things, we present part 5 of our 10 Crazy Wrestling Road Stories That Defy Reality series.
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[@TrocarSlushWeasel]

Kevin Nash once told a story long ago on a radio show I was doing where he said that he (and I think) Mick Foley, one of the Nasty Boys and Norman the Lunatic were sharing a ride to the next town when they got pulled over by the cops. The cops got them out of the car and had them line up and said they matched the description of a group that had recently robbed a bank in the area. It took all of a second for somebody to say, "How in the hell does anybody in the world match the description of the four of us?"

[@zanethind]

Lmao

[@gorkskoal9315]

lol Him and Scott Hall had some genuine doozy stories to. He's also talked about the early NWO invasion angle, and how shooting video of them lawn darting Rey Mysterio got some fans who caught them throwing him twards a rented movie trailer got all kinds of RL problems.

[@gorkskoal9315]

@@six6thdisciple I thought he did. not that it matters because of how cheesed off people got.

[@jakemitchell1132]

3 takeaways from this video: 1. A pissed off Andre could probably flip that car no problem. 2. I would’ve loved to have seen that cashiers face in the Benjamin/Mysterio story. 3. Haku still remains the most dangerous man in wrestling history.

[@jessehandel8662]

3 is wrong because brock Lesnar and Kurt angle exist

[@lewisblackwiththenicehair]

@@jessehandel8662 nah Kurt Angle wouldn't stab a man

[@SabreExtra]

Kurt and Brock would stretch or straight up ko most people no problem, but you'll still have all your body parts attached at the end

[@Chestwolf]

Ummm, you boys ever heard of New Jack?

[@jakemitchell1132]

@@Chestwolf Let me rephrase….Haku is the most dangerous man in wrestling when it comes to fighting with your bare hands.

[@DarthSmirnoff]

Absolutely believe a pissed off Andre could have flipped a car. Anger is a hell of a drug.

[@craiggerhardstein7305]

there are stories of mom's flipping cars when one of their kids are stuck under them so if the average 5'6" 150 pound women with her survival instincts going full blast can flip a car Andre could do it in his sleep

[@desmondunn4504]

I am a fairly big guy and flipped an empty VW rabbit once so at his size there's no doubt he could have flipped a car.

[@elogic7368]

Strowman and henry have proven that it is possible, so andre doing it isn't surprising

[@venomousnate7263]

What’s that old saying about giants? If you respect them they’ll leave you be, but if you tick one off they’ll grind your bones to make their bread.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

@@elogic7368 Mark Henry sure, but Strowman's just flash and gimmicks in WWE, and hasn't had anywhere near the legitimate strongman success Mark Henry has.

[@ArcherSuh4721]

While I'd never doubt the Wild Samoans dedication to keyfabe, the sight of Hulk Hogan freaking out was probably too hilarious to put an end to. Plus, Hogan already said it was HIS gun. The Wild Samoans had nothing to worry about, all they had to do was sit back and laugh.

[@optimus2008]

I would laugh for hours on end if someone does that to Hogan now.

[@Zero-420]

Andre being Andre, I could believe he flipped that car. GO ON BIG LAD!!

[@dylanogg347]

"Undefeated in life." - Sums up Haku perfectly.

[@tequilapapii5936]

*The editing in this video is SPECTACULAR.* 🤣 😭 👏🏽

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Rey and Shelton's story is great. I wonder if they ever gave an explanation and closure to any of those store clerks.

[@tafua_a]

On one hand, I feel guilty for laughing at Fuji, because I would never want to be in his situation. On the other hand, he's done much worse.

[@matthewlane518]

Right? Fuji deserved it thou, I've heard he was pretty brutal with his ribs

[@gorkskoal9315]

Yeah Undertaker has said he once left a lifelike stuffed lion head in owen hearts bag once. As relatalion for owen hearts much milder prank of swaping where his street clothes were lol. Like holy fuck man that just went to 11 instantly.

[@gorkskoal9315]

Mr Fuji also left a "vibrator" in undertakers bags at somepoint before he was to go someplace. In a hot ones interview Undertaker said even he thought the prank went overthe line. Since he was just about at the airport when a randomly vibrating thing kept going off. So even 80s erra airport security would wonder what was going on. That'd quickly go from sort of prank to legit huge problem. since the undertaker genuinely would have no idea why a bag of clothes was constantly vibrating.

[@aidenlorenzo5409]

what you're forgetting about the story between Kurt and Vince was that it eventually woke up Undertaker and Taker decided to choke out Angle fearing that he was trying to legit attack Vince

[@arkurianstormblade4109]

too be fair that was already covered in another video!

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@arkurianstormblade4109it was also another flight

[@JM-uw8vz]

Well the most unrealistic part about the WMD finisher wasn’t it’s effectiveness, but the fact that it was a move that he could theoretically hit at multiple points during any match to get the W but due to kayfabe wouldn’t lol

[@matthewschmidt3912]

He also never swung and missed. You see people miss spears, superkicks, clotheslines, but no one ever ducked the WMD.

[@gugie]

Aren't closed fists supposed to be illegal? I thought that's why wrestlers throw open hand punches and do forearms etc. And yeah I never understood why he wouldn't just throw a punch instead of a chop in the corner or any other part of the match. Why wait so long to end the match.

[@HoV326]

​@@gugie open hand punch? So a slap, basically?

[@gugie]

@@HoV326 basically... Or a palm strike I guess... Don't shoot the messenger I don't make up the terminology lol

[@heyrelife]

@@HoV326 It’s hard to explain in words but if you look at a wrestler’s punches typically we don’t completely close our fist until just before contact. So there’s a difference between swinging with your hand loose, like you’re holding s roll of quarters, and then tightening on impact and connecting with the knuckles, and throwing a full-blown tight-clenched fist.

[@KingKhanate1997]

Jesus Christ the editing for this was top notch, I was laughing my ass off 🤣

[@ashtonn2497]

Oh we’re getting two bangers today thank y’all so much

[@hooraayy]

The editing on this one though 🤣

[@Justin_North]

Whoever edited this deserves an award, hilarious.

[@kristimccabe8288]

Adam Pacitti is my hero. Anytime I see he is narrating a video I've clicked on I immediately know I'm in for a good time

[@Optuhmist]

That sultry Pacitti voice is music to my ears.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Harley Race is a legend

[@daltonpinell6251]

Owen should've counted himself lucky that all Harley did was use a cattle prod, of all the wrestlers I'd try my hand at pranking, Harley would've been near the bottom of my list

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Shelton Benjamin is underrated

[@aaronhurst4379]

The editing on this is on another level haha, great work guys!

[@ShowdeQuetzal]

I will like to nominate this video for best editing of 2022

[@Poisonjam7]

That Jericho story was kind of cute. Like a dog guarding its master. 😆

[@PapaTaurean]

Teenage Andre was a human jack. Adult Andre would have totally flipped a Volkswagen.

[@jordancourtney9142]

That thumbnail is top notch wrestling content

[@jjp31709]

I belive that Andre flipped that car because it was only a golf from the 70s and they are very small light cars

[@chayden153]

Oh definitely.

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Thanks guys, I really needed this laugh. 🤣

[@85Japan69]

Wrestlers WERE a different breed

[@murofr]

the editing in this video is top notch

[@pedrolantyer]

Yeah, I 100% Believe that Andre flipped a car

[@gabrielledormuth4634]

Andre wasn't just a big drinker and super strong but he also loved to laugh A friend of mine who was in his early 20s saw him in a bar in Saskatoon in the early 80s with a couple other wrestlers He doesn't know what they were talking about but when Andre laughed he swears the walls shook lol

[@beauhannon9346]

glad to know big show broke someones jaw fr with that right hand

[@The_Chocolate_One]

The animated faces on these wrestlers are wild man! 😂

[@TheRealFandjango]

Lol at the Wild Samoans saying. Saying we don’t talk to police

[@venomousnate7263]

I’ve always been interested in what happens on the road with wrestlers, because they travel a lot so there has to be some crazy stories. Low and behold there’s plenty and they are either crazy, unbelievable, or absolutely hilarious.

[@gorkskoal9315]

The undertaker recently talked about one of many times he had to try to order burgers in character and a few times almost giving up. But once at a mcdonalds while on his way home for shor R&R as he recalls it was after wrestlemania where he infamously rose out a grave. He went to some burger joint he frequented and in a more wholseome side the people their just said: aaah the double mac and extrafries guy..wait didn't you go on to the grave recently?

[@chayden153]

that's freaking awesome

[@rileylallier429]

This is my favorite video series of all time forever. Nothing on KZbin can possibly compete with this series. Thank you cultaholic. We love you.

[@StageRight123]

Ah, I see you have yet to be exposed to Wrestling Bio's 'Reliving The War' series.

[@S1XMedia]

The concrete dog gag on Andre’s entry is *chefs kiss*

[@JackalHavok1992]

The Hulk Hogan and Wild Samoans road story kept making me laugh. The Wild Samoans did a great job to keep kayfabe alive while Hogan got in trouble with the law over a handgun.

[@chayden153]

The idea of Harley Race zapping Owen Hart for spiking his chilli made me laugh harder than I thought

[@MEGR7]

The craziest stories were: 1. Steiners dog story 2. Andre crapping on a plane.

[@ryankatz7707]

One wrestler you don't try to rob, is Haku

[@acerimmer8338]

Loved the editing! Was laughing the whole time.

[@zanethind]

I definitely gotta check out the last 4 parts after this

[@vincentvalen72]

Editor deserves a raise for this 😅

[@krjsln]

Adam pacitti graphics used in this video are so apt..lol

[@gorkskoal9315]

I can't wait cultaholic to cover what on earth happend with Sashbank luck charm. Some kind of helmet getting boosted by some fan.

[@P0YSiN]

Great video, guys~Happy Boxing Day 📦

[@zanethind]

My new favourite series

[@collinpeugh2238]

The events angle story at the end had me in tears

[@rickyhurtt5568]

I've known people who could flip over a small car so I'd think it wouldn't be much of a problem for Andre

[@collinpeugh2238]

Meant the Vince and Angle story had me in tears

[@HemiSlant6828]

Yeah, Shelton Benjamin and Rey Mysterio could rival Owen Hart with their antics.

[@StrelokBoggard]

Strelok from the future about Andre and the car and the answer is yes, when I was 16 me and 3 more friends in Halloween night flipped over a ford grand Torino so a giant flipping over a Beetle is piece of cake

[@itsjacobj]

Okay, but why not title that one entry Mysterio Disappear-io?

[@matthewanchante1891]

Damn do more of these videos I love these videos

[@johnathan3gameking]

5:38 kills me every single time. 😂😂😂

[@Crasky1992]

Fuji would have been blasted away by the cops nowadays...

[@MattGOG666]

The editing in these videos is mint

[@amyann3383]

Fuji's story is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@WRESTLINGWRITESITSELF]

AWESOME!!

[@jtmarshall]

Oh hell no.. biting my ear off is one thing, but threatening to throw my ribs out.. unforgivable..

[@seangallagher1947]

If mark Henry can lift a car off the ground then Andre can flip one!

[@Veladus]

"Can you imagine Hogan's character succeeding if he had a felony conviction?" Jimmy Snuka literally murdered someone and got over as a face, so... yes.

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

Since when was Culstaholic this entertaining

[@jtmarshall]

Totally believe the andre story.. me and two friends did the same thing with honda crx when we were teenagers.. Car was one of the friends and we were bored lmao

[@christophercarpkey9382]

I watched something it might have been the Andre documentary where they said he move his friends cars to different parking spaces as a prank.

[@Nbflowers1989]

Another good one!

[@gregcrane4953]

LOL. Haku never broke handcuffs.

[@ashtonarrows1974]

The WMD wasn't stupid because it's a lame punch. The WMD is stupid because HIS FINISHER IS FUCKING AGAINST THE RULES.

[@7holesheartproductions]

Can we make a t-shirt that says keep calm and for the love of God do not piss off Haku

[@theram8468]

I can’t wait for every 2022 PPV ranked from worst to best

[@pharoah418]

Damn, how drunk was Fuji?

[@gorkskoal9315]

Better q would be: was Fuji ever sober?

[@shawnjackson4458]

The Wild Samoans would've shattered Kayfabe much sooner if they had gotten convicted next to Hogan. Very lucky!

[@gorkskoal9315]

What I learned: don't get shitfaced as or around a wrastler.

[@rileylallier429]

Also can we get infinite parts that would be great for me

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

The Andre flipping the car story is basically the new "JBL and the Blue Meanie fight story" with how many times you guys keep recycling it.

[@jeremywhite2575]

You can flip a car with people in it

[@gravitykat714]

There’s more to that hogan story. Apparently some his coworkers where he was wrestling told hogan that New York was dangerous to carry a gun with him. That’s why hogan had that gun. It might be a hogan lie might not be. But knowing a lot of people didn’t like what Vince was doing I don’t think it’s far from truth either

[@gorkskoal9315]

Yeah, and this was probably 80s or early 90s new york where crimes, including murder, were on brand as awful. So it's very plausable that hogan wo was getting more known would have had some reason to feer for his life.

[@mikemiken1963]

Who said the wmd was unrealistic? A guy that big would definitely KO.

[@wesleycooper6775]

As DJ Khalid once said Another one

[@MrManCave]

👍🏿🤣

[@gorkskoal9315]

Missing so far are the times relitively sober sabu, who'd toke toke on hookus. (no idea if the hashish was weed infused) insisting on being driver. And another wrestler getting beligerent. In his newjapan and ECW days he'd have a a few tokes of high CBD weed but still buzzing, and yet was more sober than AOD soked co-workers. A inside the wring interview has a incident with rino IIRC being pretty shitfaced and Sabu driving around to find a hotel for him to crash at...al while a increasingly freeked out rino thought he'd get in trouble at work the next day for trying to work a high fire match with the dudleys. I guess that got rino to sober up.

[@zaturnneo]

Physics alone says the Shows, ham hock sized fist, can destroy some shit.

[@canned_lemon_bees]

gif 5:39-5:41

[@yadielenielbellecolon982]

😂🤣💗👍

[@Ivantheterrible81280]

Kind of looking like Jeffery Dahmer there buddy.

[@LambyUK]

AGS

[@Ivantheterrible81280]

Ah, I knew Jericho would be on this list. Definitely a master of bs & exaggerations.

[@jerryjanik480]

Mad Dog Verne gagne's private plane Mad Dogs ring gear and police and one of and the killer bee Brian Blair starting the whole thing with giving him some drugs and mad dog drinking tool hold cases of wine and some barbecue ribs

[@marvelsProtege]

#2 lol it was racism why they did him like that

[@melissawilliams4635]

1st

[@DJVexillum]

Whoever was the editor that added all the anime faces to this video, I didn't find it funny, just cringey.

[@XBeatmymeatX1990]

🤣

[@verbal_backflips9493]

It's great, you are wrong

[@Yessica.haircut]

Ok and not everything is about you

[@DJVexillum]

You're right, but I never said it was. I can only give my opinion, I can't speak for anyone else.

[@richardtherichard26]

Good thing they don’t cater their videos to 1 asshole 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

[@pimpofmadison7755]

Feel bad for the cashier for ray and Shelton probably still thinks about the time he was at work and watched a guy get abducted

[@XBeatmymeatX1990]

Damn Harley race got his ass

[@mattalan6618]

you can write books based on Haku and Andre stories alone

[@Cherubim666999]

I would imagine he could overturn a car pretty easy, i have lifted the ass end of an 84 whatever ford piece of shit out of the mud and over to catch some gravel. Im not even that big really my uncle a few years back got pissed that his car wouldnt start and he was late for a interview for a big job oportunity so he turned it over and started spinning it on its top in the street.. (he was already having a really bad night and morning so pissed level was 100) Took me, my brother and my cousin to put that bastard back on its wheels lol

[@glasgowrangers5525]

RIP Rick Flare

[@DojoVII]

What was with the visuals in this one?