10 Cruel Ways to Troll Rude Guitar Center Employees

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[@somalianpiratethatsreallys8080]

Paranormal Guitar Channel try to play smoke on water without progressing

[@iliveagain5933]

You are fucking hilarious.

[@tetunoffensive]

Start playing something iconic that everyone loves and then morph it into a nickelback power chord riff.

[@ThatBassistK]

Are you Satan?

[@elkayezs8wslkwaterfountain826]

Tet UnOffensive mix that and stairway to heaven 😈

[@laslalal8451]

TrackDayIsBae Good lord no

[@FIEND_-kh9jw]

Nickelback! Haha

[@slapahoe69]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[@mr.meeseeks6090]

Playing wonderwall with max gain

[@petesperandio]

Throw metal horns while you do it.

[@chochelicopter1090]

Or just playing wonderwall in a guitar store in general

[@faizyasin3447]

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[@MrAVGNdude]

Mr. Meeseeks geez. You sick fuck. How do you sleep at night?? Lmaooo

[@pepperonipony1751]

@@chochelicopter1090 Was my first thought, too XD

[@Stropitor]

Play thunderstruck but never progress past the first part

[@MrThewildrider]

Justin Roman play thunderstruck but get to the part that goes up the neck for five solid minutes

[@erinsherman7058]

Omg no I would kill myself

[@bradk6170]

Good idea lol

[@aaronclark5485]

Been done in one of his videos already lol

[@Blasphemian_6]

Song is shit any way

[@BearOfTheDead]

Here's one: abuse the wah pedal on solos that don't use it.

[@plonzz]

BearOfTheDead the anti Kirk hammet

[@DL500316]

K i r k W a h m e t t

[@justanotherrandomontheyout4791]

Woah calm down there Anti Hammett

[@MaxxwellPalone]

K I R K

[@BearOfTheDead]

It's funny because Kirk's one of my favorite guitarists out there, but I'm talking about levels even HE wouldn't go.

[@nestacz1447]

Play song with a lot of slides but miss every slide by one fret before correcting yourself.

[@Guitarplayer22222]

That's fucked.

[@ΓιώργοςΦωτίου-δ4ζ]

Try to play comfortably numb solo. Make facial expressions as if you feel what you play, but actually just play wrong notes and the worst bends and vibrato.

[@DL500316]

Y e s

[@MNB730]

yes please

[@Keebrev]

I support this message

[@edwardarcher6373]

so i'll be playing normally?

[@slopcrusher3482]

Playing Eruption or any other van Halen solo like this too

[@onyx1091]

Wave at them with a pick you stole from them as you walk out the door

[@shreddykruger8741]

Spicy Mikey lmao the feeling is mutual

[@zachc1595]

Lol we don’t care if you take our picks. That’s what they’re there for.

[@erinsherman7058]

Zach C you sure? Some of those picks are like 10 dollars

[@elkayezs8wslkwaterfountain826]

Thats the evilest thing i can imagine

[@bufferkiller]

Christopher Sherman there are bowls of Guitar Center picks all over the store, free to take.

[@SPACEHARICE]

play stairway to heaven they've never heard anyone else play it before

[@alexandraash499]

Or Thunderstruck

[@sleepdeep305]

Or Sweet Child o’ Mine

[@TheRansyn]

or Seven Nation Army.

[@ignitius3240]

Or sweety sweet home alabama

[@ZombieGamer-vq3xf]

Or iron man

[@Mr.Goldbar]

How to troll guitar store employees? Dress like a jazz musician (newsboy hat, nice elegant jacket and jeans), take a guitar (preferebly an extended range guitar), play some nice jazzy chords and licks through a clean tube amp, but after a while switch to a high gain distortion channel and start djenting. Not only it will make the employee get confused, but it'll also make the stereotypical metalhead who plays a pointy guitar plugged to a Line 6 Spider right near you feel embarassed Why a tube amp? Because the employee can't ask you to play with headphones

[@666TaSa]

This comment deserves more likes

[@seraphimdunn]

So basically be Tosin?

[@daddy_.rome0]

Ahh yes the master of them all. Thank you very much.

[@ishmamuzzaman9910]

metalhead with guutra with pointy head lmao, KEK u got me there

[@Victoria-zu3hx]

Play clean songs with distortion \M/

[@certifiedpossum8655]

Metal Zone is a necessary

[@tetunoffensive]

Victoria :3 something super clean like the Beatles in my life or Michelle.

[@lucasargandona4658]

On my way

[@zirconescalus]

Other way around lol

[@discomfort5760]

Albatross by Fleetwood Mac through that ESP + Boss overdrive + Fender transistor amp. So much wrath from the audience.

[@SpeedPants]

the way you played the layla riff was just..... S I C K E N I N G

[@judeandromeda]

AFanOfGaming ii

[@vampkilmer]

It made me wince harder than nails on a chalkboard.

[@benjaminvroman5553]

Play the most discordant chords (or just random combinations of notes) on a guitar with the treble turned all the way up and the bass and mid turned all the way down. If someone comes up to you to comment on how bad it sounds (or for any reason at all) just look at them condescendingly because they're a normie.

[@MynameSlinky]

TRVE KVLT

[@samvimes2821]

Bass:10 Mid:0 Treble:10 Gain:10 Volume:11 On the loudest amp you can find that will still give you that *F I Z Z* when dialled in badly, and Lloyd enough that the whole rabbit burrow can hear you.

[@canceratt3656]

Play Djent on an acoustic

[@RanetaCroak]

Relatable Millennial I do that on my Ukuguitar! XD

[@billiedirntiii8076]

JSBSISHWHSHSHSHA OMG

[@thomasjohnston4136]

Too far

[@juliusceazarpenaflor8344]

Relate Ahahhaa

[@Dry7123]

"MY DOOOOOM" Herta herta herta herta...

[@baker010_]

Grab a bass, and just keep playing For Whom The Bell Tolls first part over and over again

[@GeoffreyGentryMusic]

Mathew Baker And use the nastiest distortion pedal you can find.

[@baker010_]

Geoffrey Gentry bahahahaha

[@furioussherman7265]

Or just keep playing the first part of Ace of Spades forever.

[@seraphimdunn]

But make the last note a half step flat. Every time.

[@6sentient]

creeping death turned to every black metal song ever

[@CrispyRice96]

I came down to the comments to see if anyone noticed that also

[@matthewobert9069]

As a guitar center employee this is nothing compared to a usual day lol

[@Xagittarius_vods]

"tremolo picking random notes"

[@SpiralDream]

Technical death metal

[@sergejtopic2957]

Play Metallica's "One" intro forever.

[@kevinwitteveen4997]

yees

[@slopcrusher3482]

One better, play Metallica’s “ nothing else matters” into but never go into the song, just E, g,b,e over and over

[@seraphimdunn]

Just the first 2 chords though 🤣🤣

[@AlonGoloyad1]

@@slopcrusher3482 I think he already done that

[@beefnacos6258]

@@slopcrusher3482 ugh. Lots of people have done that

[@RachelAlexanDraws]

Play Stairway to Heaven with the overdrive and reverb set to 10

[@mr.purple250]

That reverb would fuck the arpeggios lol But I’m the end reverb is the best at least for me

[@olfox1694]

Funny story (kinda):so,I was at a guitar store and they have a policy which says you are not allowed to take guitars on your own,but an employee must take it off the wall,make sure it works and tune it,okay,so I get the guy to do it,and so he does,but when making sure it was tuned,he went through the chromatic scale up to the 10th fret...longest 3 mins of my life,wanted to smack him with another guitar...other than that,a seemingly nice guy...

[@juancarlos-dx1or]

Jan Fabijan Haha would have loved to see a video recording of that moment.

[@oshura2506]

I've got a guitat lesson in about 30 minutes... can't wait to show my teachet what i've learned.

[@Mr.Goldbar]

1:57 That's the reason I want to fire the second guitar player from my band XD

[@commandercicada]

play a famous metal song but say its made by avenged sevenfold and fuck up the tuning.

[@royalcat10]

It makes perfect sense: >Diddle with the tuning pegs a little >Play Iron Man >Say this is your favorite a7x song It wasn't too complicated to decipher.

[@SantiagoSanchez-qq8dp]

The chromatic scale run works everywhere. Sometimes I feel like being a tumor so I start practicing it an hour straight while people are talking or sleeping

[@metalosaur]

0:22 - lol, Kirk Hammett in a nutshell.

[@2burntbutters]

D XcQ what song is that btw?

[@metalosaur]

2BurntButters, Metallica - One.

[@chochelicopter1090]

I can die happy now that you have made a new one

[@tinacofalls9202]

Play Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day but play it on an electric guitar and with the distortion at 11, and also playing it out of rhythm

[@dylancarter_music]

This.

[@Kerrmunism]

Kovacs Kove wait... that's not how you do it? Lol

[@kaidengathings3096]

11? Shouldn't you just make 10 more distorted?

[@breadslut6846]

Don’t pick each string either just strum the whole chord at once. And sing incredibly out of key if you are feeling extra saucy.

[@youfeartomorrow]

Play blackbird by the beatles but with the most angsty gain heavy tone ever

[@partiid]

In the first one you should tell em "Im playing ...And Justice For All"

[@raullxve8547]

Playing the riff from black sabbath-black sabbath for 10 mins

[@brandonbrandon2822]

Untune an expensive guitar after playing wonderwall on it for 57 minutes.

[@monzo9999]

Spend the whole playing wonderwall and stairway while going through every guitar. And for the finale play some nickleback

[@petesperandio]

Play Wake Me Up When September Ends with tons of distortion, gain, and unnecessarily add pinch harmonics for no reason. Also, never progress from the opening.

[@_araport_5186]

Play bass parts on an electric guitar

[@GeoffreyGentryMusic]

Raul Portillo And vice versa!

[@NihilisticSnake]

Geoffrey Gentry he already did that

[@SpiralDream]

I do that when I play Orion

[@seraphimdunn]

Primus did a cover of Master of Puppets like this. It was actually awesome

[@ben-si3dk]

A guitar center employee once asked my friend to stop playing the drums after only a minute or so of playing. No sales pitch, no question of interest in purchasing, just ‘sir, please stop.’ It was funny but also so rude!!

[@deltafox9429]

You are a great KZbinr and an incredible guitar player !!! yes !!!

[@Dwaynes_Rock_Hard_Johnson]

Safe to say I wanted to blow my brain out at the creeping death part

[@yomomz3921]

I keep having to backtrack and pause to read the text... 😐

[@quinnculated]

2:00 2:49 Sounds like classic black metal riff

[@MrShadyKiller]

The layla riff...it broke my heart

[@jegr3398]

0:38 lol I remember my roommate used to do this for hours 😂

[@davis-street]

play the lead guitar on the verse of reptilia-the strokes without ever proggressing to the chorus

[@ryanlevin1912]

Chromatic mindfuck sounded like that broken siren

[@ilir96]

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! Loved it bro! Greetings from Italy!🎸

[@masonmead9434]

Here’s the best one: Grab a guitar with a Floyd (for this to work best try to use a Dean ML or Dimebag Signature) then proceed to plug into an amp and turn it loud, then go bat crazy on the whammy bar with no harmonics and when someone asks you what your doing, tell them you sound just like Dimebag, this will piss off anyone

The Intro music is "puns from The Doooo"

[@jesterrace2617]

Good boy

[@b4zzprod]

name of the music?

[@zeandiaz1791]

1:35 my guitar teachers wouldn't stop laughing over the bend.

[@fondu9927]

Play the "May I Help You" riff from Wayne's World.

[@SKOOBER.]

This is sorta what I do when people annoy me, I grab a bass and start playing classical thump with a pick

[@aggressivepizza6736]

Remember guys these are for RUDE employees not ANY employees, don't mess with good people please.

[@rowan2086]

Guitar center recently got in trouble for saying they’re an essential business and not closing due to the coronavirus 😂

[@deansanton6549]

Yes! New video. Cheers, man!

[@CR1TIKAL_20]

The first one: don’t play My guitar center: doesn’t even look at me. Doesn’t care I even came in.

[@ImKevinFTW]

lol at trying to plug jack in whammy bar hole

[@caterinafalconieri7981]

I have a lapsus... which is the song at minute 1:30?

[@thoriumchannel]

Eric Clapton - Layla

[@starstriker8268]

Cemetary Gates without pinch harmonics

[@starstriker8268]

please

[@seanspahr6999]

1:19 So much later that the narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one

[@tasberkes]

play smoke on the water with by tuning the guitar

[@brianglade848]

That look you have is just awesome, when you go to guitar center and play a riff, look at the salesman with that look, and just stare, not saying a word

[@apenastorugo]

Play like Lil Wayne

[@maxbespalov]

Artefato perdido de Magic lmao

[@ericv7720]

I play "Don't Fear the Reaper." Employees sarcastically remark "More cowbell," so I launch into the song all over again!

[@classiccarhobbyist9824]

Song at 2:18?

[@thepartyanimalls]

ClassicCarHobbyist it's called rockin all over the world by status quo

[@Cookie0927]

The Party Animals !!! I was thinking it was Johnny B Goodd by Chuck berry but they both use the same chord progressions so they both could be it.

[@HMJ66]

Or literally any other Status Quo song.

[@juicervos]

The way he looks at the camera like, "yeah, that's what the fuck is up" really tickles me.

[@nanashi1025]

What model is that LTD/ESP? looks badass

[@ParanormalGuitarChannel]

M-1000

[@mrpigeon26]

At 2:20 what riff is that? It sounds kinda familiar and I don't know the riff.

[@spud5921]

play some cringy meme music at an obnoxious volume something like never gonna give you up, or the spongebob theme song would be annoying to the right people

[@Mr.Goldbar]

What's that jazz/lounge song that's playing every time?

[@gluk8838]

Dinkle dinkle, first comment

[@djcj]

what do u use to edit ur videos?

[@whydothenationsrage]

OMG your face on the last two notes of Teen Spirit!! Hysterical!

[@JoshNicholss]

The most mind blowing moment I think was realizing that the outro song to this video is the song from spongebob that sometimes plays after the opening when the episode title is showing

[@Moises505130]

The chromatic line and the input jack had me dying lol

[@jeepmanxj]

Nailing the solo and fucking up the bend is gods work.

[@kristopher6031]

Hey man, great to see you again, hope everything is going well for you!

[@mandalor6708]

2:19 Every Status Quo song ever

[@danton8302]

Guitar Center: You better be able to play well, else your out

[@-SeventeenF]

2:19 Oh good, you wrote a new Carburetors song.

[@ilovegirafz]

What song is at 2:18? I feel so stupid because I recognize the song but can't remember the name!!

[@Cookie0927]

ilovegirafz I'm wondering that myself. I love this riff.

[@Cookie0927]

It's either rocking all over the world by status quo or Johnny b Goode by Chuck berry. Listened to both and they sound similar.

[@HMJ66]

It's just a pretty common 12 bar blues progression in Bb. It's used in Johnny B Goode and lots of Status Quo songs.

[@connorambrosino1741]

It's DEFINITELY Johnny B.Goode

[@aaajose]

0:00 This is music puns with The Doo

[@violet0013]

2:49 I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[@Kirschface]

0:10 A man of good tastes as well, I see.

[@Blowaah1]

0:22 what is this piece called?

[@cheesecakelasagna]

2:19 song title?

[@HMJ66]

It's a 12 bar blues progression in Bb. Most well known song that uses it would be Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry but also used by Status Quo for a fair few songs

[@DudeWhoLikesCock]

Play a medley of the "forbidden riffs" without adjusting the key of each riff to be in key with each other Forbidden riffs include but not limited to: - Enter Sandman - Thunderstruck - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Stairway to Heaven - Smoke on the Water - Sweet Child O' Mine - Sweet Home Alabama

[@anniebeeezie]

Does anyone know what song he'd playing at 0:20 ?

[@gibbygano]

The "Smells Like Teen Spirit with only down strokes and bad rhythm" sounded exactly like a fucking Green Day song XD.

[@zoemarie5335]

I have used these videos for the sole purpose of finding ways to piss off my band teacher

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Song at the end?

[@robw3872]

Solo over whatever song is playing in the store. Bonus: solo or play along with whoever is sitting closest to you

[@Jamie-zy8fp]

0:36 that some real high quality censoring there

[@Agroguy420]

The chromatic mindfuck was actually the first “excercise” I ever learnt, we called it the caterpillar

[@jylppy244]

0:41 Speed 1,5. It’s Sly Cooper sneaking in a barrel

[@Austin-fd4ep]

The Layla part of the video started playing and my cat wigged the fuck out

[@TapeFaceYT]

Sprinkle pepper on the other customers.

[@arielfernandez8196]

What song is the solo at 0:24 from?

[@ZeroZ0]

Off in the back... in a corner somewhere: FREEBIRD

[@MegaChorro123]

1:15 I thought you were about to play PPAP 😂😂

[@RichardJackson-uv2dz]

I love these vids man keep it up :)

[@chefcraigorrell9057]

The chromatic scales killed me. Bwahahaha