How to troll rude Guitar Center Employees: Comment Edition

[@ParanormalGuitarChannel]

NOTE: I do not know when I will make another videos due to a serious illness. I really do apologize for that. Cheers Guys and Girls \m/

[@ikarus1111a]

i was training guitar and thinking about this video and came her today :/

[@Philminator]

I hope you feel better soon.

[@LJP03]

Take your time amigo, but when you're back in the saddle I wanna see a video of you actually trolling guitar center 😂 get well soon buddy

[@Chop_Suey22]

I hope you get better man you're amazing

[@joep963]

Paranormal Guitar Channel iii

[@Philminator]

Part 2: Where you actually go to Guitar Center and do this?

[@libra9381]

agreed, can't w8 for it :D

[@nino9273]

Philminator that would be genius

[@Datrus969]

Philminator yess

[@jesse_cole]

Yeah, except the whole thing would be forced and staged, because no one would give a natural reaction with the camera there.

[@xxxno3xxx9]

Just with rude employed leave nice employees alone

[@rj9959]

One of my trumpet students turns on the 'demo' mode on all the display pianos as he leaves.

[@elev3n259]

Ron Johnson XDD

[@jasonbracewell6279]

Ron Johnson He's my spirit animal

[@toaster8907]

Ron Johnson Must be a pain in the ass

[@Justin-lx5cz]

so that's why we sit in the last row...

[@Cthulhu_Awaken]

Ron Johnson What exactly is a demo mode?

[@ilir96]

Play the Layla riff, but mess every single bend. Also, make sure to bar the 10th fret of both B and High E with your index finger, during the hammer-ons and pull-offs. Last, but not least, don't mute any string!

[@jendel42750]

Oh, God, you hit the nail right on the head. I don't work at Guitar Center, but, no offense to Eric Clapton or Derek And The Dominoes, but I HATE LAYLA! That's gotta be the MOST OVERRATED FUCKIN' SONG IN ROCK FUCKIN' HISTORY! No, seriously, you're right about this stuff.

[@zelenilum290]

Thats because it is litteraly meant to be a musical joke, a parody of 08/15 love songs.

[@evilcowboy]

Yeah I am not a big fan of Layla either. The only good part about the song is really the outro piano part and a lot of that is because of the movie "Goodfellas".

[@benselectionforcasting4172]

I like the Slide Guitar work by Duane Allman on that song.

[@ilir96]

Layla is actually a good song, to be quite honest. It's just overrated, considering that Clapton has made *a lot* of better songs, but people think that Layla represents Eric Clapton at his best. Layla is a good song, but it's not even close to Eric's bests!

[@Leo-or8py]

It was physically hurting me to watch the last one.

[@frippertonics6421]

Best laugh I've had all week...

[@justinwebb9408]

Anthony 123 I have a mild heart attack when a string breaks. am I the only one that this happened to. I sweat when tuning the e string....

[@ethanbaker9617]

Anthony 123 I actually did that last one no joke lol. I had no idea what I was doing

[@insertanynameyouwant5311]

for me too. I experienced that thing once.

[@rendyandrian7149]

That's happen to me the first I try to tune a FR guitar because I forget to loosen the locking nut. Still hurt watching it even on a skit like this.

[@vidl3278]

jesus fuck when the greasy hand reached out I physically cringed

[@jakesterfiddle]

pr0ng I like how he couldn't even go through with touching his guitar for that one and had to cut away

[@pringelsthegamefreak]

pr0ng I love the profile picture

[@xboys_archive]

pr0ng 501like

[@hadookin47]

I environmentally cringed. But seriously, why do some people do that with video game controllers?

[@crackawood]

physical cringe? that's like saying butt fart or hard boner

[@tozzy92]

Play smoke on the water with only your index finger and move your head in time as if you are playing the powerchords

[@plumscentedvodka4685]

omg, you are evil!

[@SlipperyMeat97]

The Animated Lemon there's no power chords in that riff lmao

[@glarphen306]

Evan Lafferty you dumb

[@userPrehistoricman]

The best bit of playing smoke on the water is to fret the 7th fret instead of the 6th. Sounds annoyingly almost right

[@tumaebacon2490]

when you have a trauma and you get scared every time a string breaks, even on videos

[@JohnCarloRuiz]

andrexfucksomewhere I even flinched haha

[@rileyb3174]

I have a scar from a string whipping me.... ‘twas not a good time

[@greasyt9400]

I feel myself get shaky before the snap. when I first started playing bass, my buddy was letting me use his old beater 5 string. I didnt think that maybe he had had it in a humid basement untouched for 5 years and that the moment I went to tune the D string that it would snap and I would spray blood all over the pickups. It split the meat on my right hand pretty deep, took 17 stitches to patch.

[@batbebebe]

@@greasyt9400 jesus fuck, thanks for the warning

[@captenmurica8843]

they plug in the bass into a guitar amp.

[@fnord23]

hhaah dang savage lol

[@xijinvegg]

Engrish left the chat

[@therealtebek8141]

The owner of my main did that once, it blew his amp up

[@christos_anesti241]

I have done that before

[@danericardo6148]

Never heard of Royal Blood?

[@diller468]

I SCREAMED "NOOOOOOOO" AT THE GREASY HANDS ONE

[@chrisytuarte5601]

Diller same

[@diab_soule06]

I did too

[@papaaarav4048]

bro same i was freaking out lol

[@alphagt62]

Grab the most expensive guitar in the store, tell them you’re just browsing.

[@saemiftikhar9520]

this was painful

[@EnEmerson]

especially the out of tune under the bridge, hurt my soul :(

[@manuam98]

En Emerson My soul to squeeze

[@OlaSzmeja]

windows sound and blue screen won haha :D

[@dg8878]

Alex Schmeia I laughed my ass off right there

[@smalllhank]

Alex Schmeia that was my submission :D

[@poe526]

i died, lmfao.

[@gregoryediger5108]

I played the video on fullscreen and was like WTF Nooooooooooooo

[@jakedave1791]

I`ve almost choked because i had to laugh instantly!

[@JoseTorres17]

who else turned their volume down, thinking he was gonna play an level 1000? lol

[@ConnorRK-zp1fe]

Jose Torres I was so prepared to have my ear drums blown out

[@andreasnorstrom9759]

Jose Torres yup

[@RafaelCosta-je8vn]

Jose Torres you have a portuguese name, are you portuguese?

[@umgababa]

@@RafaelCosta-je8vn Rica is a great

[@catkittycatkity6482]

I turned my volume up

[@TheLegendWillLast]

Haha, even if you are breaking strings on purpose, the jumpscare is always there.

[@ParanormalGuitarChannel]

It's even more scary than any of the new horror movies.

[@isaiahsdead]

I swear im psychic when it read play the guitar out of tune i thought of under the bridge because thats the song i play to check tuning and it sounds horrible out of tune

[@SteveStell]

There are hardly any employees working in a guitar center to kick you out. That shit is going out of business soon.

[@BallistaBomber]

Steve Stell not the one I'm near, that place is packed

[@eddiejackson1566]

one of the largest guitar stores ever probably not

[@gavinvalentino1313]

The rumor-of-the-month for 11 years running.

[@luckydominguez2654]

Fuck yeah he featured my idea! I´m frecking GENIUS!

[@nychold]

Play Sweet Child O Mine intro on the correct frets for standard Eb tuning, but on a standard E tuned guitar.

[@unleashthefury111]

Thats retarted all you have to do is slide up or down one fret

[@brandonquod4910]

nychold you monster

[@cassianandor4103]

That one isn't as bad as other suggestions. Maybe add that you are playing at a non smooth/incorrect speed and missing a lot of the notes.

[@Cthulhu_Awaken]

nychold I also would suggest to play the whole thing one fret below, but please no, so many people do that in videos, it makes me feel the need to kill babies (b4 someone smart from you starts calling 911, I'd like to let you know that it's a quote from an inspiring "vocalist" looking like the guy on Ratatouille - *end of hint* :) ).

[@thatdude3938]

only one of ten will tell the difference

[@trooper-jarhead1930]

2:17 is more shocking than every Horror Movie xD

[@chrisytuarte5601]

Trooper- Jarhead ikr

[@younghollywood3115]

Another one: Play the riff for walk by Pantera and dont bend the string when you are supposed to. That would make Dimebag turn in his grave

[@napalmjack]

Here's another one. Go in and go to the desk and ask if they have a guitar that makes this sound, make a wash like sound but do it like an idiot that's never played guitar. Then after they proceed to go grab a Floyd setup guitar and keep trying to do dimebag harmonics without hitting where the harmonic actually is.

[@halfwaydecentcoversbae]

without what

[@wolfsbane123]

press the show more button

[@Gongasoso]

Given that you can play pinch harmonics, deliberately fail at such

[@utterdisaster603]

I got a guitar center add before this

[@kaspies8150]

No you didnt

[@youtubersdeletedvideos3715]

@@kaspies8150 I did on another video on this channel, It wanted me to download their app, didn't even know they had one

[@maxs.5625]

What's wrong with playing nothing else matters with a pick

[@yassinebibi8957]

yea like realy , didnt get it :|

[@xanderrose8114]

ULTRAMAXAMPAXAM .... Yeah, lost me there too.

[@brewmeistermeisterbrewer6222]

ULTRAMAXAMPAXAM well it's supposed to be played with fingers instead of a pick so it has a more subtle tone, and if you play something that easy in guitar center you'll just look like a joke lol

[@martyg8137]

also you can't even play that song with a pick given you have to play distant strings simultaneously.

[@maxs.5625]

Eric Pech but it was specifically with a pick

[@MichaelSmith-on1ig]

Use a coin as a pick Try to recnonnect amplifiers to dirrerent cabinets Play christmas songs off-season Sing along with your playing Count yourself in loudly Wear a jacket or/and belt with lots of rivets and ask to test expensive guitars Headbanging and violet dancing to others playing Test accoustig guitars by just knocking rhythms on the body

[@ThisEarthIsOurs]

i went to guitar center today and half the amps were turned all the way to 10 i was laughing so hard

[@mateuszszwed3487]

What's the name of song around 1:40? I'm sure I know it, just cant recall the name

[@jaysonc9690]

Mateusz Szwed RHCP - Under the Bridge

[@ALEXtheKILLER08]

Mateusz Szwed Under the bridge - RHCP

[@TheJacob2422]

under the bridge - red hot chili peppers

[@stephanesaid8720]

Mateusz Szwed Under the Bridge

[@FallingStary]

Mateusz Szwed 7 nation army

[@TomMSTie1138]

Go to the Drum section, ask to try out a kit and have a friend yell "Dude! Play IN GADDA DA VIDA!"

[@ReubenPerrysDenOfChaos]

HAHAHA man - the blue screen was good, but then breaking the string - now that had me laughing. :) Much needed laugh for the lunch break. Thanks man!

[@bulutbaydar2568]

you could play sweet child o mine terribly

[@NihilisticSnake]

Play Free Bird as rigidly as you can. No slides, no hammer-ons, just obnoxious strums.

[@nicojuarez8599]

I suffered with that string break :(

[@ParanormalGuitarChannel]

I've almost got a heart attack.

[@romanbellamy3724]

When the string broke my soul still died and had that aweful chill go through my body

[@AimlessMoto]

The last one was epic.

[@harshgharlute9524]

Sit in the shop for around an hour or so and come out without buying anything. ask them to show you all sorts of instruments and then just exit after an hour- play guitars randomly.

[@swam4362]

Easy riff: tune to drop C with high gain and distortion and play this: 000000000/100000000/100000 and then power chords

[@memoire-30jm09]

Hmmmmm, sounds like an Asking Alexandria song xD

[@Mo_Ketchups]

Seven Nation Army gag takes it, no contest. 👏👏👏👏😂😂

[@Nitrousoxide2k]

None of this will get you kicked out. However, piquing the interest of a hot bass player chick employee by laying down some slick slap funk lines will get the dude who has a crush on her to come over and give you a hard time for playing too loud and will "suggest" you buy something or leave. Tried and true at the Seattle Guitar Center.

[@the.archang3l]

Nitrousoxide2k g o d

[@fuseki23]

Press X to doubt

[@xvoltztv2331]

@@fuseki23 x

[@michaeltreser1435]

Man this video is a perfect start into weekend.

[@geckoboi6124]

The last one actually scared me

[@troym856]

WINDOWS BLUE SCREEN JUST KILLED ME!!!HAHAHA

[@danibbailly7773]

The widows error messages and sounds killed me lol

[@adammelin2627]

Man, Your videos Are hillarious. Keep em up, Cause I Love having a great laugh!

[@Min-xh8ho]

I don’t know how I ended up here but I love it

[@easternsasquatch]

That last one scared me yet I knew it was coming

[@lilliampumpernickel9916]

haha, he jumped when he snapped the string, that would 100% be me

[@enderbiradam6954]

1:54 That's some genious editing. Hats off.

[@ParanormalGuitarChannel]

Don't forget to share :) Here's the link to the first episode of this series: goo.gl/wUjCLI

[@anaismontague2858]

Paranormal Guitar Channel i love this vid

[@xanderrose8114]

Armoured potato 181 Well luckily for you it's been done 10,000 times by every youtube guitarist on the planet. Knock yourself out!

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

Doctor Derpington You're not famous

[@TRLarsen89]

Not anymore after this comment of you bowing down to some, stuck up scrub avg vitali, or prank invasion level youtuber, and after you attribute all your legendary to this person like you never were something to begin with. I'd suggest delete ur own comment while u can

[@garrettcamper9421]

Paranormal Guitar Channel your tone is awesome! What's your rig?

[@sccrash420]

Hilarious. Loved the last two, and also dug the XP sounds!

[@CallMeHalo]

this was his face the whole time 😐

[@shinrakazuya8616]

You really deserve a thumbs up for that string

[@dave6564]

i DID THAT LAST ONE WHEN I GOT MY FIRST GUITAR WITH A FLOYD ROSE LOL

[@soloagent47]

I shared with my buddies who play. I tagged them and they love it.

[@volimNestea]

These were golden! 👌😁

[@guitarCmajor]

I literally jumped on that last one.... please it's my worst nightmare XD

[@reinaandrews4591]

I did some of these as an employee to piss off my coworkers 😂

[@imazombieable]

Annoying guitar center employees is as simple as walking in the door

[@readman010]

pick up a banjo and play foggy mountain breakdown on loop for 30 minutes straight

[@CarlosGutierrez-ew9pc]

YESSS THIS IS YOUR BEST ONE YET THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!

[@KhanggiTanka]

OOOH nooooh alll of these where bad but the last one broke my heart along with the string you can hear the guitars pain oh gaaawd

[@slimb0b]

Haha this video is great. These are all definitely classics in any guitar shop!

[@ChelseaColeslaw]

That "bad" crazy train riff actually sounded kind of good

[@Cl0v3rComics]

Instructions Unclear: Accidentally played Free Bird perfectly

[@tanmay9268]

play All Star - SMASHMOUTH

[@randolphwellington1704]

Spend all day being annoying, then tell the Guitar Center salesman you've finally decided what guitar to mail-order from Sweetwater.

[@jds2056]

Why you guys troll gc so much ahha

[@aprilionorange6414]

Made my day xD Keep making these!

[@raghavsrivastava5780]

4th!

[@tommynorthwood]

raghav srivastava Gross bro.

[@raghavsrivastava5780]

XD

[@westsideken]

JUST found this channel! Where have you been all my life?

[@ParanormalGuitarChannel]

In a galaxy far, far away... :D

[@darylking265]

OMG, I completely lost it at the sight of the Blue Screen of Death. Absolutely the funniest part of the video.

[@MurderTurtle]

The greasy finger one stressed me out so much

[@rickenbacker12]

My favorite (for us bassists) is grabbing a expensive bass in stock and plugging it into the biggest amp in the store, turn up the bass tone all the way along with the volume and start pounding quarter notes onto the low-E string. I saw this guy do this at the GC in Hallandale Florida and almost shit myself laughing. This poor guy could not get any help so he grabbed a Thunderbird off the wall and decided to play the intro to "Runnin' With The Devil" through a Ampeg SVT at full volume. Everything on the walls were shaking, this went on for a good minute until one of the employees quit talking to his bro and unplugged the amp. That guy deserves a medal.

[@jumpingman8160]

- continuously check if the guitar has the neck straight [pretend you are going to play and recheck again] - play a single note on the thinner E string with a lot of emotion over and over again [do string bends A LOT] - Play "oops I did it again" - play the same chord and keep changing the pickups -.step on the jack till it comes out of the guitar several times - ask for a dirt box [Metal Zone preferably] and play "Jeux interdits" - ask for a guitar and a bass and keep switching them on the same amp - ask for the heaviest amp and play slow country music . tell them the guitar is a counterfeit - ask a guitar with the heaviest Bass strings gauge available - Pick a Baritone and keep tuning it to standard E

[@Twiz1620]

I jumped when the string broke

[@moonrisehowler1842]

2:18 This happened to me the first time I picked up a guitar. Memories, man

[@nemvallalomanevem7798]

The wrong crazy train is good song idea

[@GypsieGaming]

Woah, I love that shirt! Mind sharing where you bought it? :)

[@hamburgerdan101]

Even as a Lowes paint bucket player I found this funny

[@MM-vs2et]

I like how even you were startled in that last one

[@PrxjectGhoul]

I died when the error msg came up 😂😂😭

[@rocketfingers-JSR]

Vicious, yet entertaining. Thanks!

[@ahmadirsyadadli]

you should do another video of this. I love it

[@shaneslaps]

I did the enter sandman one and now I'm banned from all guitar centers within a 40 mile radius

[@garlicbread4133]

Untune all of their guitars when they are not looking........

[@mileswilliams1585]

Guitar snobbery at its finest putting beginner guitarists off picking anything up in the shop

[@FightingSwing07]

To this day, I still get jumpscared when a string breaks

[@MouseyCloud]

I actually yelled at my phone on that last one

[@Jes.117]

Did most of these to a dude who constantly is rude at my local shop and he wasn’t delighted

[@thomcowley7332]

go through the entire Metallica discography but you never palm mute. press all the available effect pedals then play "Europa" play "Money" riff but 4/4 instead of 7/8 (be creative) loop "Voodoo Child" intro without hammer on/pull off Play "Hells Bells" E major Tune your B string one step up and play "Nothing else Matters" "Money for nothing" riff on barre chords only loop the first 3 bars of "Stairway to Heaven" whatever you play, make sure your bends never reach the targeted note (comes out nicely horrendous with most Dave Gilmour's solos) That should get them to shift carrier

[@JosephDelgado687]

1:37 that hurt so bad just hearing it

[@LIVEFASTDIEEARLY]

dude, what the song name? im trying to remember It but i just cant

[@RazorChrist]

2:26 LOL his face at the end. It's like "I don't understand how this could happen..."

[@brianglade848]

here's what I've done at guitar center, I brought my 5 yr old daughter with, and her toy frog, as I'm admiring a 4000$ Les Paul, I tell the guy nah I'm just looking, I trip on my kids toy frog, I used a Gibson firebird to get my balance, ended up breaking the neck off, using it as a pole vault stick, the twang sound it made when the neck busted off, we casually just walked out

[@FluidRat]

Raise your hand if you were tensing up as he tuned

[@AriochStarr]

I lol'd at "Hold the guitar with greasy fingers." xD

[@rhitosparsha]

Here's what you can do. Act like you're trying to play a riff that you can't, and in frustration, rapidly strum all the open strings, tap like a madman, etc.

[@SuperPsychoterror]

Love the video. I don't even go to guitar center unless it is the last resort to find something. I will literally visit every other shop in town and Craigslist before I go to guitar center. Nothing but clones there.

[@mason3872]

How to piss off guitar store employees: -------------------- 1. Play Metallica on a Strat 2. Play Metallica on Acoustic 3. Play Metallica

[@meowbrick]

Ironically I saw a ad for capos.

[@ibemanny99]

Hey bro I hope you get well soon. Just a quick one I found the Crazy train riff interesting as you played the first part of the riff in 5/4 then the second half in 4/4. I think it would be interesting to hear what the song would be like in entirely odd time signatures

[@LUNITICWILL]

2:10 is hilarious

[@thatsmobin1202]

The last one, my heart exploded