10 DISTURBING Modern TORTURE Methods

[@Yourmom-xu9ys]

Torture: Stepping in liquid after putting on new socks

[@youtubechicken120]

My cats like craft puffballs and they get them wet so when i step on them it was gross feeling

[@lanelletoscano3314]

argh I hate when that happens 😣😷😂😂

[@wwevampirequeen9632]

Same

[@nua1913]

Jesus...

[@allenburbank8293]

Not that bad

[@moses381]

TORTURE: Touching wet food in the sink when washing dishes

[@nuclear_blue]

agreed

[@djsugarskull6524]

Eyup

[@katelyngray3416]

LOL i know that pain

[@laelawalker133]

Rite tho

[@FahimusAlimus]

XXXTENTACLES nah, just know that you’re not touching anything, the electrons surrounding the atoms that make up your skin are just repelling the electrical surrounding the atoms that make up the wet food.

[@originalidea7126]

Another modern torture method is putting a 30 second ad in front of a video you can't skip... best buy...

[@alcololicu]

Omni derpectional Try ublock!

[@0crafter8]

Europe Rules! No 30sekonds ads!

[@originalidea7126]

Steven Nguyen I'm not going to use adblock dude, i actually respect they put the time into videos.

[@originalidea7126]

Steven Nguyen You did not hurt my feelings, neither have you proven anything, i also am not sure what you mean by "Covert racism", i was just stating in my country i have the right to say pretty much anything...

[@originalidea7126]

Steven Nguyen You know what.. just.. just stop, i'm done arguing about something as stupid as this. I have better things to do than to argue with someone like you.

[@loganite7103]

Skinned alive by pressure washer then sprinkle salt

[@rollothewalker5535]

With vinegar or lemon juice instead of water! We should actually use this for rapists and pedos.

[@MichelleJ1822]

😱

[@thenightranger987]

Why the hell did you type that and what the hell is your username?

[@fartfart7797]

Dang

[@lenasso-7721]

@@rollothewalker5535 yeah!

[@WolfieRaps]

you forgot watching people bite into a kit-kat without breaking the pieces off

[@jesse6534]

Wolfie!!

[@windyblower1211]

***** stalker

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

***** Only works on people with OCD. No, don't bother bringing Autism into it, because I, having autism myself, wouldn't care less about how people eat kit-kat bars. Worst case scenario would just me getting hungry.

[@Darius]

RED Soldier No, I have really severe OCD- to the point where it impedes pretty harshly on most of my daily life- and biting into a kit-kat bar like that never bothered me. If anything it's a personal pet-peeve. OCD is far, far worse and has to do with rituals/tics, not 'doing things cleanly/neatly'. If anything it can be equated to a silent voice that never lets you do specific things outside of a specific way.. not neatness.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

  ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ 夜 Right, my sincerest apologies. I know what it's like to have people confuse a mental condition with something that has nothing to do with it.

[@TheKhal22]

I don't mind the ads... I don't mind the buffer... But when the ads buffer... I suffer😓...

[@fcky8m]

Bro u just read my mind I get u XD

[@trentinrothermal]

So true

[@L_roraito]

"IF YOU'RE GONNA COME IN HERE AND SUGGEST SOMETHING TO ME, BE QUICK WITH IT!!!"

[@arianahoodmartinez8413]

***** umm that's really harsh

[@isaacbrinson8904]

Iron Menace poetry for modern times

[@laelawalker133]

Tourture: Staying up all night, then falling asleep when it's time to get up

[@martinknight7823]

torture*

[@27paulotorres]

Splatter Bro learn to say the correct words dumbass instead of *spelling's* use grammar you wouldn't like it if someone judged you.

[@Michelle-nc1bj]

Pretty good. But try and make it shorter

[@Yourmom-xu9ys]

@@27paulotorres Woah there calm down

[@blueheartsoul1654]

I did that all summer. I also was able to stay awake for about 48 hours on school nights.

[@DedikateSSB]

*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

[@PP-rg1rh]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@sharkstaz7654]

Flex Tape Torture

[@rp8327]

How about a little more?:)

[@CasualMarioFan64]

hahahaha

[@natethegreat2862]

el MEMEs

[@doodlebob8854]

People "stepping on lego is death" Me "obviously you've never stepped on a barbie brush"

[@Machabee0668]

Ikr lol I stepped on some 7 times ouch

[@reeyanadouglas7736]

Lmao

[@NebulaOldChannel]

Have You Ever Stepped On A Pillow? IT FEELS LIKE DEATH MAN, *DEATH*

[@connorjm7544]

I stepped in a bear trap, ouch

[@m33zerella]

Random User ooooohhh ouch

[@art_lover1012]

Stepping on legos while trying to hold glass plates

[@UndertaleSavageLoverchannet]

Art_Lover 101 now that's torture

[@icedteagaming3694]

No...

[@lonniedwayne576]

Stepping on lit cigarettes while trying to balance your 2'000 piece Lego creation.

[@plaguecatz]

*TOP TEN WORST TORTURE PUNISHMENTS 2018*

[@melinda680]

Art_Lover 101 picachu or electric eggshells.

[@RP-om4md]

You know what's also a horrible torture method? Stating an opinion in the KZbin comment section. No one survives

[@lucasgillon8964]

***** meh. fnaf 1 is good, fnaf 2 is alright. fnaf 3 needs work. but fnaf 4 is really cool. Also people like it for the lore, not gameplay.

[@emryiles7662]

RandomPony9 Except for those who simply avoid it.

[@timmy4twenty289]

Trueeeee

[@saharafroz1965]

RandomPony9 well no one except onision

[@NeatoUnused]

Being a brony?

[@apidimus7347]

Torture Lock in someone in a room with 1% battery and really fast internet

[@randomxboxguy2078]

Wait.....my friend just did that to me AHHHHHHH

[@Alphae21]

@@randomxboxguy2078 furfag

[@pelziig]

ok, Mr Mr E

[@badsponge8848]

If they have a charger in the plug then that sounds like paradise

[@Cheese-du9yr]

And no charger

[@0mnissiah3238]

Take away a teenage girl's phone.

[@CitpostShentral]

The Musketeer And delete their instagram

[@0mnissiah3238]

The S.E.A. That will create a Golum.

[@ajaxhunter1925]

The Musketeer Wait, don't you mean Golum?

[@0mnissiah3238]

fun time gamers Oh. Yeah.

[@decaflink8566]

and her life is over (and take away the wifi)

[@haandawg]

Best torture method: Put someone in a rap battle against Supa Hot Fire

[@theinternet330]

The shear embarrassment would kill you.

[@tvvvha384]

But he's not a rapper.

[@Yuuki_Rena]

OMFG

[@imtheguybehindyou2338]

Nope. Still not a rapper.

[@snowflake5793]

***** I love your username. I get it. ; 3

[@mysite1012]

I think that being stripped, locked in a cell, and forced to listen to "Easy Street" is a new honorable mention

[@deltanoodles1975]

Who are you?

[@mysite1012]

DeltaNoodles I'm Negan.

[@deltanoodles1975]

Good.

[@nami-bb9wg]

my site OMFFGGGG

[@m33zerella]

my site No, listening to 'crazy frog' would be way more effective.

[@pengui3394]

White torture won't affect me. I already talk to myself. I'm lonely.

[@youtubechicken120]

Pffff ive done that for literal years 👏I 👏have 👏 no 👏 friends👏

[@cantthinkofagoodusernameso8956]

@@youtubechicken120 same. Nobody likes me. I should kill myself. Everyone thinks I'm useless

[@jordanhuuy5042]

Question mark....

[@JuniAllen]

@@cantthinkofagoodusernameso8956 you should NOT do that!

[@delicateasmr1860]

Adilane Herix same

[@darkpandaplays1320]

Pretty sure bad internet connection is a form of torure

[@kendellpaz7683]

Darkpandaplays i agree

[@deanambrose457]

Darkpandaplays I agree

[@InsectEggs]

Darkpandaplays wow

[@InsectEggs]

Darkpandaplays yea probably

[@sagemary9487]

Darkpandaplays lol

[@IAmTheKnight26]

The real torture is watching an interesting video such as this one and the internet shuts off

[@imCyanne]

Fugitoid Another one is having ads while getting to the best parts of the video

[@IAmTheKnight26]

cyanne17 true

[@ellarue3753]

The real torture

[@larrythelobsterv6122]

the real torture is looking at your profile pic wtf is tgat?? fuck lazy town

[@IAmTheKnight26]

hehehe Robbie's gonna get dat ass

[@Astrolionking]

Torture: Someone saying “same” while you’re venting

[@delicateasmr1860]

A Kirin Tale same

[@brandonmurphy8518]

Same

[@ravenfuckantifa2000]

Same

[@NoobsDudes]

Same

[@SacredBlasphemy]

Or if they say Oof-

[@raindrop9847]

Worst torture devices: 1) watching Troom troom 2) listening to Despacito

[@gorkskoal9315]

lol nah ah justin beiber

[@cheru1621]

i forgot how much they moaned at the start of despasito and i "accidently" cracked my phone by putting it down too hard.

[@nadiaterezon]

Does no wifi count?

[@darkunicorn1543]

I think so XD

[@swagsmedley3239]

I'd rather be in the ring with Brock Lesnar than have no WIFI

[@rileym411]

***** Your every where

[@pearlman42]

How about wifi that is so slow it doesn't even work

[@cephalacog]

Heck YEAH!

[@alexpainter4169]

I live in Arkansas, U.S. and I didn't even know about the Tucker Telephone. Thank god I live in 2017

[@donovynchano8222]

Alex Painter yea i live in 1588 LOL

[@casen_point2431]

Alex Painter but its modern

[@chrisbunch4283]

Same here

[@DownWithDC]

Alex Painter these are MODERN

[@faithhoff3829]

did you listen to wat matthew said about it

[@sohrabtheimpaler54]

Do you know what's the worst torture? School

[@adenwinn]

Or Jacob sataurious

[@momsspaghetti7693]

Yes.

[@neonbluewolfyoutube5480]

lol

[@G.F.Browning]

well my my my some one is pretty smart

[@gissursteinn5158]

Or no WiFi

[@difficultfrequency]

Who’s developing these methods? Pikachu? PIKA!AAAHHHH 9:18

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

11. Reading youtube comments 12. Trying to win youtube arguments or any internet argument

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

DashiePlotism Eeeeexactly!

[@gop4825]

I assumed they tried to start an argument with you but you removed their comment?

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

Melthecoolcat Oh it is. When was the last time you won an internet argument?

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

o-o darn....well I guess I get into more opinion-based arguments

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

Melthecoolcat ye you also can't make an opinion sound good (e.x saying that Dark Souls is easy because YOU know how to play it) If I say that DS is easy ill get into one heck of an unwinnable argument e.e....

[@jeanmicheljaquesproduction9269]

For me, the biggest torture is you take whoever you want to torture, cut the sides of his mouth, add lemon juice... That sounds a little scary for me

[@albertgonzalez4604]

Or maybe, something like getting your victims foot and start shoving toothpicks up his big toe and then ram it up against a wall

[@smurfdaddy420]

Both of those are nothing. Google the brazen bull. Then come back.

[@sogman286]

What about sewing cloth soaked with lemon Juse and salt and bleach on the person then dumping gasoline on them and burning them while justin beber is playing

[@gomezrene16]

MonkeyBolt modern torture, not executions. But that one is brutal thou

[@aus-li]

JeanMichelJaquesPRODUCTIONS The Joker?

[@thaincrediblemaier]

I would try to shit somewhere in the white room

[@pewddexio9568]

Good idea

[@thaincrediblemaier]

ya you'd probably get beat up...or electro-shocked

[@NK-pj9sm]

I FUCKING DIED READING THIS OMFG

[@thaincrediblemaier]

because why not?

[@peturkristinsson9463]

+Teяяα Mαιєкι (Mαяcy'ѕ вαє) you're not dead

[@JersonBhamsusger]

No one: Not a single person: Quirky people in the comments: sHouldvE mAde nO Wifi nuMber 1 hEhe

[@confetti4798]

Jerson B bruh moment

[@jimmyescober7395]

Its actually getting annoying

[@Iluvwisp]

Not quirky people it's dumbass people

[@ThatRoxasGuy]

all of these methods are shocking

[@DearAnem0ia]

*ba dum tss*

[@Solarstar10]

The energy in the comment section is...electric. No? I'll show myself out.

[@SuaatanaTube]

Linking Roxas And fucking uncreative. I'd add some weirdness to the torture sessions. Just whipping, tying and electocuting is so boring.

[@cheesebow]

Haha😂

[@razzercise]

Ha-ha. WHERES THE FIRE!?

[@longjohnteabag8291]

Being forced to listen to Miley Cyrus is one of the most terrifying torture methods.

[@sassythesasquatch6847]

Kanye West is also Horrendously painful.

[@EsotericMedic]

Two words Justin Bieber.

[@Sergeilol20]

Well stannis, burning your daughter is also pretty painful

[@sailoritaly]

Don't forget Justin Bieber

[@sassythesasquatch6847]

***** That was because I caught her watching Pewdiepie.

[@vedphadke7701]

Who wants Matthew Santoro ' s mascot be the knowledge whale?

[@Tonky3613]

YASSS!

[@endeavorem7444]

Yes definitely

[@kibo1878]

Emily Westbrook Ok

[@spicyboithedisappointment4937]

Plzz

[@crayzee_ones344]

*Doesnt know what knowledge what is* looks up knowledge whale on KZbin, first thing that pops up "Fire breathing whale" me: O-O

[@cherryblossomcraze]

4:35 what about “Hells box”

[@maxerocks2145]

Some of the worst now a days is taking WiFi Away... Sad but true

[@andrewfletcher4329]

Yep

[@elijahparnell2105]

boomer

[@idkIol]

Yep

[@maxsfilms591]

Whats whiter? His teeth or his shirt?? 😅😅

[@k-0316]

MaxSFilms the top of his head

[@remussanders3615]

Both and his head

[@officialwoohaviccii6671]

His head

[@rhysfoord]

I legit dont know

[@God-bx9mg]

His forehead

[@username4799]

Nowadays Torture Method: 1) No Wifi

[@username4799]

killer Games and more 😂😂

[@rebellious1859]

User Name 1) no wifi 2) emoji movie 3) justin bieber 4) despacito 5) school 6) tests 7) homework 8) waking up 9) no food

[@danieward9381]

Ah first world problems we meet again

[@wtfbro959]

0) School

[@drakeb4770]

School sucks

[@sho.thatsit]

And I thought we were more civilized than in the medieval times...

[@Spongy656]

You know what's sad? he actually experienced the worst torture ever... dating nicole arbour.

[@susman1116]

yeah she's a bitch

[@zacharykole4247]

+jose salas ohhhhh

[@aidenriley1046]

The best burn

[@1kwithnovideos476]

Matthew Santoro dated her? Or are you talking about something from the video.

[@chromered3803]

+LGaming yeah he actually dated her. And she abused him mentally and physically.

[@Thebeatlesarenotdead]

THE BIGGEST TORTURE IS LISTENING TO A ONE DIRECTION ALBUM ALL THE WAY THROUGH....

[@pebbles9973]

Just a Random Music Lover JB,Miley aaand Rebeca Black now that is sum serius shit rite dere

[@artawesome30]

Thebeatlesarenotdead One Direction isn't the WORST pop band out there... That's coming from a seasoned metalhead, man. Listening to Kanye's bullshit is what really drives me nuts. I will literally start having anxiety if I'm forced to listen to that swill. Justin Bieber too.

[@rubykm3123]

I guess you could stay it'd keep you up all night

[@ashleykim1429]

Listening to you TALKING would be torturous. Everyone would die.

[@zachk05]

I think you just summoned the worst type of fans... FANGIRLS. Ugh... RUN

[@thomask2006]

We forgot wifi removal from your house

[@thomask2006]

Thomas K And another torture is listening to white noise/static for a whole week

[@thomask2006]

Thomas K And no youtube for a whole month.

[@TheBakingSeal]

More like no Matthew Santoro, for a month

[@thomask2006]

***** .___.

[@moonscript4675]

That just happens to me!

[@DestinyHeroShademan]

Tortue: Seeing anything about 50 shades of grey

[@subscribeforacookie5522]

Tortue

[@DestinyHeroShademan]

@@subscribeforacookie5522 oh you are so brilliant

[@CCSFM0110]

I thought that the Tiger Bench involved an actual tiger at first..

[@kylewinter2023]

So did I

[@marchlander1]

Guilty!

[@kylewinter2023]

Lol

[@chickenpermission9617]

I thought that to

[@sweatsquad5897]

that is not scary

[@revyn89]

Now let's all agree to never be creative again!

[@jamiecarrick3660]

That is a bloody good reference there

[@revyn89]

Haha Thanks^^!

[@CommentsCreative]

Green is not a creative color.

[@marybethbeaver]

Green is NOT a creative color!

[@jamiecarrick3660]

Don't hug me I'm scared

[@LewkoFTW]

Or there's always the classic "tying the person to a chair and forcing them to watch Teletubbies" torture.

[@mr.cancerousmeme5847]

Lewko FTW LEL

[@gcm_uk]

Lewko FTW or jacob satorious

[@f1scherman]

No, it's strapped to a chair and listening to the Pokémon Go song.

[@UndyingZombie]

Tinky winky.

[@maddie-ur6ig]

In the darkness TINKY WINKY

[@Raven-qg5cy]

Wanna know REAL torture? Stepping on Legos.

[@coles7882]

True!

[@sythepie]

What? How does that hurt?

[@kivrinsagchannel791]

HELL YEAH AND BARBIE BRUSHES

[@tashas5074]

Yes!

[@chavelarivera3257]

Anen man och

[@thearbinator2487]

Glad I'm a LEGO man, my joints just don't bend that way.

[@uwuwatsthis1746]

DatLegoMann good thing your a Lego person,you don't get hurt when stepping on Legos

[@elliotelliot4125]

Pomeranians are Adorable same i step on my box of Lego on purpose

[@baguettte]

It's not legos it's just lego.... sorry I had too...

[@elliotelliot4125]

Admiral Hipper yup you cant say Legos but Lego bricks if you say Lego means you saying the community called Lego

[@Spineless-Lobster]

DatLegoMann you don’t have joints

[@trashley-ix5xr]

When he said White torture, I thought it would've been making u stare at Matts teeth till u go blind

[@damientrowbridge2542]

AshTrASH shut up

[@zodiack2021]

I said it was racist lol

[@ilovemyeyes7389]

AshTrASH yes

[@hoosiergurl07]

Probably

[@anikamontoya8712]

AshTrASH same. kinda

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

Some countries use a form of torture where a sharp object is placed under your fingernails and slowly levered until your nails come off.

[@breloom8448]

+LOLcats Ace I was just thinking about that. Pretty nasty.

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

Breloom I have a Breloom on Pokemon Emerald.

[@breloom8448]

LOLcats Ace Nice did you own pokemon league with it?

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

Breloom Yep

[@JaxontheOkay]

Sounds horrific and atrocious

[@afiq6431]

Cold Cell:I can take anyone out in months! Wim Hof:Hold my macket

[@Alice_Hazbin]

...What?

[@Finn_the_dingus]

Wim hof is a man who takes ice baths during Siberia he’s batshit crazy

[@canadiendragons8325]

you forgot the torture method of canada you get put in a room and the torcherers are apologiseing to you for hours...............

[@Tayoooomy]

Hahaha??? I'm not sure if I should laugh or not..

[@lincolnfleischman5259]

Lol Canadian jokes

[@pixel5708]

OH GOD THE HURRUR!

[@SimonJSlou]

Canadien Dragons I feel like I do that to everyone near me without it meaning to be torture, Canadians are pretty chill tho, just say sorry and not much will happen

[@joethecrappyyoutuber6849]

Canadien Dragons Sorry sorry! Sorry! We're sorry we are sorry

[@dante9478]

They should add "Forcing the Victim to listen to Iggy" torture method.

[@largechurro2321]

Lol

[@ragersonly]

I forgot where this happens but some country forces they're prisoners to listen to JB

[@ragersonly]

I forgot where this happens but some country forces they're prisoners to listen to JB

[@TianoAnnunziata]

P Thort JB isn't that bad

[@PhoebeAnnRubio]

take away a teeenage girl's phone and her starbucks

[@Peng_Pong]

Very true

[@helsinreaper]

Phoebe Ann Rubio Don't do that unless you want to be dead.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

helsinreaper ikr, you her about that girl who attempted to murder her mom from the mom tking away the daughter's phone?

[@thedenmeister6414]

*shivers* I did that once. Craziest damn thing I ever did. She wanted her Pumpkin Spice drink.

[@samcoren1816]

White girl's*

[@siregg8528]

4:41 I have one Here it is: The electric coffin

[@skylarisrandom4102]

"You keep being bad with you're kinky self." lmao 😂😂

[@cameronchristiansen2852]

You are

[@aprilmorris4588]

I was just going to say the same thing. ;-) Gotta love you, Matt!

[@thatsphantastic1034]

same

[@gothicc6544]

Ik 😅😅😅

[@mikeg6285]

the way he said it reminded me of donkey from shrek saying "im making waffles" xD

[@latisharoberts9078]

I'D SAY HAVING TO WAKE UP SO DANM EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR SCHOOL IS A FORM OF TORTURE 😒😧😩

[@whatnoisedoesaclownmake7646]

konic0 I'm pretty sure it's a joke please calm down

[@loydparker2917]

I wake up at 5 am just to be sure I’m not late

[@no.no.3594]

What grade are you in?

[@romanempire4790]

Latisha Roberts I wake up at 4 am

[@jackr7888]

Can’t wait until Christmas to 😴

[@TheMysticFacts]

What happens if you click on me absolutely nothing

[@Sidsuperster]

Lol gud one

[@OtonHenki]

I'm on mobile...

[@youshouldknowthatidontknow7993]

But you earned new subscriber because yoy have great channel

[@mihru6479]

No cookies? Dammit

[@Splorguss]

Awesomefaninc ^^ Poor brian

[@suspish2240]

"You may contact them by carrier pigeons" 😂😂😂

[@yunikohh]

For #4 I would call it "Satan's Box"

[@johnybarbo1922]

Lol so true

[@cheesyconnor3190]

Nice name!

[@minecraftbats8748]

yep

[@BryanRussell-cp6rw]

or the egg boiler since they throw in an egg

[@evan7387]

I agree

[@stanmarsh4019]

well my spine hurts thanks pikachu!!!!!!!!!!

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

STAN MARSH lol

[@luckypikachu4892]

It was my cousin not me

[@oscarthemoon]

STAN MARSH commas, commas my friend

[@DJRainbowToxic]

STAN MARSH looks like I got a new antic for my friend fegelein.

[@steeldalllas6654]

STAN MARSH my appendix hurts so which is worse

[@minecraft4blt]

Number 4 should be called: "Tiny Box Tim's electro-squeezy torture!"

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Brandoosky Markiplier and his subs would like to have a word with you.

[@Areucrazya2]

Gaming Master Anthony *nods head aggressively*

[@lulumolloy]

Brandoosky Tiny Box Tim doesn't condone torture you monster. He is a little love muffin and wouldn't hurt a fly!

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Lulu Molloy exactly, its the mean bully boxes that bullied Tiny Box Tim that condoned torture. NOT TINY BOX TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lulumolloy]

How about "Big Box Billy's electro-squeezy torture?" SCREW YOU BILLY!!!

[@happyagony.7644]

"the government lying, I'm shocked, that never happens"! XD

[@jwae1]

You forgot to mention playing Justin Bieber on the radio!

[@2Trundle]

In a dance party.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Toasty gaming mixed with the barney song in lower volumes

[@oldaccount965]

Jwae avalible everywhere >_

[@caelanb6569]

Way to beat a dead horse.

[@nacho74]

This is the worst possible thing to imagine. But the worstest stuff is rabbits licking on feet

[@natascoats429]

What about the water dripping method? Isn't it like the worst?

[@fangdarkfire7630]

Chinese water torture is far from the worst form of torture.

[@dixiepoet]

Water boarding

[@derekbascombe7731]

I remember reading a book where a guy suspected of being a police informer was tortured to admit it and to tell how much he had spilled to the police. The torture was quite gruesome: a wineskin was strapped around his waist, filled with milk, and a small pinprick hole was made in its bottom part so a tiny trickle of the milk would drain continuously over his johnson (he was stripped naked). A young goat was brought over (or a young sheep, I forget which) and made to suckle on the milk (get it?). After a few hours (the goats and the sheep were taking turns) the poor guy wasn't shooting jizz any more - it was all blood... And he would tell it all.....

[@lovelylily5282]

Derek Bascombe _HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! SERIOUSLY?!?_

[@guillermo2868]

Derek Bascombe If it was 20 mins it be okay

[@serentique]

What book was it?

[@Julieatrix]

😟

[@papapootis]

For the Syrian Torture Method, a name I thought was "Hanging Hunger". It's very fitting and in a way subtlety gives you a hint of what's to come.

[@xmoore5659]

3:46 "Fun box, of fun box, small and square and dark, fun box, of fun box check out these cool fun locks. Yay!"

[@xmoore5659]

***** I know. Well actually I didn't know I just knew it was likely that somebody would make that reference within the two days or so this video was uploaded.

[@marissaaaliyah940]

you forgot one it is called School lol

[@BiteSizedBits]

Number 1 method of torture: Listening to Justin Bieber

[@sinecosine7493]

I would survive that. I can listen to him all day without screaming. :P

[@charlotteeatsrainbows6592]

+Roblox Lets how Are you satan ??

[@sinecosine7493]

No. I am a normal Human being.

[@TessRandom]

Roblox Lets play That's what Satan would say... I'm on to you.

[@harryaawillis2772]

Number 1torture Justin beiber and Miley cirus... And that rob lox dude He has beiber fever

[@kaworuplush8685]

Okay Matthew I deliver you a friendly letter with a pigeon! :D No to really but I wish I could because I’m a kid and you make my day you’re so funny! 💙

[@obviouslyme2906]

We should have used them on Nicole Arbour...

[@glorioustigereye]

No Justin Beiber

[@kintija_xox6012]

omfg lmao yes

[@shanareecook6418]

Yeah

[@Moffeliten]

+flib grey Who is she?

[@Moffeliten]

Who is Matthew?

[@jd_kreeper]

#4 I have a name: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!!

[@Cheese-du9yr]

JD Kreeper sane here

[@josephfontaine6301]

After torture, you tend to be against the practice.

[@joshegde5994]

Dito

[@iamamousee1182]

More like claustroshock

[@SuperSailorOutlawGeorgeIshaq]

more like terror box

[@johndoe1636]

In History class, I was asked to write up a paragraph about how to check whether or not a source from someone you met online is reliable or not. I just gave instructions on how to use the waterboarding technique ;)

[@i.cantdrinkmilk]

Tell me if u get an A or an F

[@EsotericMedic]

Lol.

[@johndoe1636]

Simcrafter I showed it to my teacher and she laughed. Possible psychopath confirmed.

[@jelke4983]

✹ WhootingMC ✹ My History teacher loves to talk about death... I'm a bit scared now.

[@johndoe1636]

Jelke Hogeboom o.o

[@womp5364]

There is one torture method that has to do with tapping on someone's forehead for extended periods of time Edit: I think it should be called the Forkinoutlet Box

[@LokiBJH]

If it involves water, there is.

[@korgusborkin4646]

2015 middle schools are torture. Deez nuts,Nae Nae,and What are those kill me

[@xxemotiononpaperxx4773]

Ikr XD

[@brightb5339]

I've reevaluated mortality multiple times at school

[@ethanthayer6119]

+Francis Moran SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUEEEE.

[@ethanthayer6119]

Just like me.

[@kujadissidia5649]

Yep.

[@davidpham4709]

You're missing one: watching Hillary 2016 ads.

[@EmilyLPS7EmilyLpsProductions]

very true

[@dannyjames4717]

the newest one made me throw away my dinner tonight

[@morris9817]

no mom:WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR GRADES

[@armanicorriveau3429]

and a sexless marriage

[@G.F.Browning]

yep

[@internetuser7763]

I'd call number 4 'Little Billy's Toy Box'. It's cute, that's what makes it creepy.

[@johnjogan7592]

Moggy G exactly

[@rypatang]

Moggy G I would call it Timmy's box :P

[@isaacorr3180]

Either that or electro douche bag box

[@jeffmotionlessledger3334]

Moggy G your talking about jigsaw? ;)

[@gunnplexerjim]

it should be the "scary butthole puncture and probing" just to scare them

[@niccibigbird8016]

"You may contact them through courier pigeon" that was hilarious😂

[@kathylee2324]

Moron

[@elenakeller9055]

I love how he lightens it up with jokes

[@iSolodaverse]

I'd prefer to peel off small thin layers of skin from all around the body with a potato peeler and then dipping the subject into a pool that has a hell of a lot of lemon juice in it. And just for lawls some electricity. You're welcome for the idea psychos. Just give me credit ...

[@magicalpotato3888]

You sir, are a madman.

[@alexaliona]

Monkey D Luffy *barfs* thanks a lot, satan!

[@songnote6031]

Nice. Never thought about the lemon juice... It'll be put in good use. The Trio thanks you for your contribution.

[@rare10124]

Now my stomach feels weird thanks

[@makdavian3567]

Monkey D Luffy Luffy would never do that...BB might

[@DungPham-dr3lt]

The shock-o-box

[@cynical_cyanide]

A.... shocking delivery?? Shocking package?? Nah, I think you nailed it, I got nothing. XDD

[@ultragamer749]

No wifi should have also been here

[@Jinx_Rose]

*The worst torture ever is being alone with your own thoughts*

[@morrisonadams9220]

Not if you know what to do with those thoughts

[@HuntsmanStrong]

So, white torture. That’s the whole point of white torture.

[@sam.richa_2942]

Take away a phone charger so people have to watch their battery slowly go down

[@markvelo1004]

you can torture me by taking away my phone

[@crazychick7143]

me too

[@mariannealfonso2089]

Same

[@blitzvalentine363]

Same

[@jod6271]

If someone takes away my phone someone will get beaten up

[@abbiekyle804]

You can torture me by making me to 100 math papers

[@kai_winchester_66]

Loved the name intro screen. How to torture someone: 1. Tie them up in a chair 2. Read them their favourite character's death scene.

[@alexandersolis6839]

+Adash Mcwafflecakes Dat profile pic

[@emeraldstenglein5672]

that is too much too much

[@minecraftninja1622]

+Cheeky Chipmunk PLZNO

[@give1ove]

No no pls no no no little pan why no one is going to get the reference

[@goblinshark8281]

My favorite character doesn't die b)) Unless it's attack on Titan THEN ILL BE READY FOR A FEELS TRIP

[@АлтайскийКазак]

After watching this video I got some inspiration: What about axing someone's forearms and calves off, then cauterizing them to prevent death from blood loss. Then, because of the significantly lighter weight (without the lower portions of their limbs) you proceed to leave them hanging from a noose while sitting on a block of ice in a room at about -12 degrees Celsius for 3 hours. You then use them as a punching bag, and as an added bonus, the extra cold ribs will make them easier to crack. The constant pain they will be in prevents them from thinking, so they can't lose touch with reality while all of this is going on.

[@woutrobert4402]

Matt: "Let's get creative! :D" Me: "Not again.. 😥"

[@woutrobert4402]

#DontHugMeImScared

[@give1ove]

now let's all agree to never be creative again

[@camw3657]

😂

[@realcrazyguru78]

+Wout Robert its totally not 150 years old

[@theglitteryunicorn2574]

I think no wifi is form of torture.

[@aman937]

Leela's Beauty Corner so true

[@kazama600]

Leela's Beauty Corner thats because you're addicted

[@Abbenxena]

I went 2 weeks without internet once when my husband's new dog ate the router, didn't bother me, my husband is the one that went crazy, if you can't survive without internet then you need a hobby that doesn't require it

[@lueandafrancis6994]

It’s worse when you no WiFi or tv I experienced that and it was horrible

[@mnemesiiis]

Get a life

[@staygold645]

Omg the Syrian torture method is so scary! Omg that's scary. I would suffocate

[@Flamekitten]

I would rather do this instead of school

[@Supershadowman2001]

School basically does the mental torture equivalent of that every day

[@youtubeuser6762]

And there's a chance ur bones could break

[@dracodevilchildmalfoy366]

Yeah. I’m claustrophobic, but the sensory deprivation sounds worse.

[@Adonissz]

Torture box name: awesome box of starvation and uncomfortable sleep

[@sythepie]

Ever stepped on a loose staple? That crap hurts more than 20,000 legos

[@Codypro134]

With some Zappy zaps in there as well

[@tennon11]

This is nothing compared to the medieval torture

[@ashtyngallagher3548]

Ya

[@pseudogenes]

Read the title. "Modern" Read it right.

[@RustiRockstar]

+Hadron Which is why he said "compared to medieval torture." Read it right.

[@pseudogenes]

well i got fucked

[@firelordozai9957]

+Timesoutforyou Smith yeah... How do people come up with that kind of stuff?

[@connorw374]

I think it should be called "Companion Cube" As dead test subjects for Aperture Science Program are stuffed into a heat decaled box.

[@connorw374]

+Connor WW *heart

[@djscratchyoface5680]

+Connor WW I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE! -Cave Johnson

[@sizzrin1]

I'm pretty sure the Syrian and global community doesn't give a shit about shitty memes from 2006

[@thomasl1061]

watched too much Game Theory

[@nontandomajodina9692]

The nine tail whip? I'm surprised Matthew Santoro didn't make a Pokemon joke out of it.

[@gnormies3163]

Or a Naruto one

[@dawnheart4436]

actually the nine-tailed fox otherwise known as a kitsune has been in myths and legends in Japan and probably some other places for a long time before the cat-o-nine tails other wise known as a nine tailed whip.... by the way did you know it can even be made out of razor wire.

[@11manraj69]

Or an Ahri joke... Someone has to get that

[@nowayitskendo]

+Kulwant Singh haha league

[@Raventhebug]

lol

[@modernviking7355]

Bane reference made me spit my coffee out cheers matt lol hilarious

[@idontcarenews2387]

Also, the name:"Tiny Box of Suffering" sounds good to me.

[@Konkkers]

Tiny Box Tim

[@idontcarenews2387]

Jovan Novakovic Burn.

[@BottleWaterson]

Syrian Bread Box

[@johndecarli558]

*Tims, Tiny box of tims NEEDS to happen

[@Sticker-Happy]

The "Syrian Box" sounds like cereal box

[@burpitola]

what the hell just happened to youtube

[@simonesilva4835]

Brandon Szparagowski yeah

[@lizzyinnie]

Brandon Szparagowski ikr

[@lizoreoz9737]

Brandon Szparagowski yeah! idke!

[@filiparsovski4250]

What, you mean the update or something else? Sorry i dont know whqt you are talking about

[@ClarisseTheCat]

Brandon Szparagowski yeah this vid is messed up and the youtube update tho,its just weird

[@peucoman]

11. Justin Bieber

[@Tonky3613]

That's the worst one

[@hcaelb5589]

Instead of hanging someone, put them in an enclosed room with giant speakers and play Justin Bieber songs.

[@peucoman]

kdasghvgc and force him to watch Teletubbies while you're at it

[@samuel0451]

***** 12. Kim Kardashian

[@peucoman]

I have ImWatchingThings , but that's the way you can torture anyone, and samuel david , you are right, also 13. Miley Cyrus

[@rip_cantwin]

Torture is: when it's 3Am and you're starving!

[@simonsrs6068]

Now let's all agree to never be creative again! Also, #4 The Syrian Shock Box.

[@Lol5566]

Simon SRS DHMIS😂

[@tachographspy3295]

I call it *PAINFUL DEATH*

[@jakeblues875]

What about... Tiny Box Tim's Shock Box of PAAAAAAAAAAAAIN? Sounds scary to me!

[@TechnoWhiz84]

Goose's Drama Nation I like your picture

[@damonsenpai]

Simon SRS "Hells Womb"

[@gairyuki1440]

slow internet is the worst torture ever in my opinion

[@2Trundle]

The buffering...THE BUFFERING, GAAHAHAGAHASGSGSGAYUGAUGAVGUSVYUXYUKDBOUYDUYK DVJYX * I get set on fire then burn to death*

[@hqrmony5051]

Alexis Dawn, True... Or even worse... no wifi

[@swagsmedley3239]

Holy sheit O_O

[@Flipp2-e2b]

***** ugh don't say that I get goosebumps!

[@NgroFlare]

How about 33 kilobytes of internet speed p.s thats how fast my internet speed is

[@GH0-ST]

What about tickle torture

[@sophiemarch9794]

LOL!!

[@mc.gemstone]

Mr Moustache I don't like getting tickles

[@ahva2280]

Mr Moustache It'd be horrible.

[@GH0-ST]

IKR

[@buzzmaster5]

Mr Moustache the best kind of torture...

[@cloudydazeeee]

Water boarding sounds like a sport... But it’s legit terrifying