10 EMBARRASSING Ways People Have Died

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[@kaylie6562]

I guess im supposed to feel bad for the people who died in this video, but i only feel bad for that chicken.

[@Kirukitsu]

I keep seeing comments about a chicken and I'm getting nervous about this chicken I hear of. [Edit:] OH. ಠ_ಠ

[@technicolorrose5549]

Kirukitsu 😂🤣😂🤣

[@katf1sher]

Your profile pic brings me life

[@Mario-vs1qm]

Ye

[@usamazulqarnain8420]

@PLEASENINTENDONT I don't know why so many people have that mentality.

[@oreocean2783]

You forgot about the guy who had the longest beard. He tripped on his own beard while to escape a fire and died.

[@Preposter]

Not that embarrassing. it's more ironic.

[@oreocean2783]

Jino Lim I mean he still died by his own beard which is still pretty embarrassing.

[@aarons3653]

Jino Lim, you trip on your own beard for a change! Jk...

[@mikabossink3779]

Sakura Girl well, that is why I don't want a beard

[@bp4freak]

We all know you just can't grow more than slight stubble

[@beefysausage4022]

Matt: Crushed By Stone Boobies Me: *+*dies of laughter*+*

[@donadeavera9608]

I die laughing every time I think of it. Hahaha. Of course I have 36Ds and get rise comments all the time.

[@shannoso6918]

@@donadeavera9608 And number one the most embarrassing way someone died: Died from laughing at stone boobs

[@lig6087]

Same

[@lig6087]

@@shannoso6918 Stop saying it 🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahlarocco4699]

Really

[@AdamTheFirstMan868]

Guy: *Molests chicken* God: "Ok buddy, that's messed up. You gotta go."

[@pepekips3364]

My life is more embarassing than these deaths

[@erincurrie6956]

Killermxst honestly same

[@ThomasSyre65]

hi

[@ThomasSyre65]

cheeseburger

[@WillysToys]

I love cheeseburgers

[@velvet4299]

Killermxst I can 1000% relate

[@mnmrmai8299]

Lmao.... "the chicken was literally caught between a rock and a hard place"..!! 💀💀

[@bryn1063]

RIP chicken, karma got him and Sadly the chicken too..

[@2pitaly332]

Poor little thing I hope he's in a better place.....the Chicken not that freak that did that too them.

[@destinyporter7621]

Omg so my ringtone is law and order and so after he was done talking about the orgasmictron and said the man died my ringtone played 😂😂😂

[@mrtinybrains]

That is beautiful

[@susannunez3100]

Dude that must've been so hilarious 😂

[@itsanoldmeme]

How do u change ringtone how

[@itsanoldmeme]

🥺🥺

[@gtadamise162]

@@itsanoldmeme your brain is smaller than the face in your profile picture

[@aspenzephyr5460]

1"How did you die?" 2"I saved a child" Me: "I slipped on toilet paper and broke my neck

[@alainvanderpoorten1335]

1 question Is this a gacha life reference ?

[@duolingoowl127]

HAHAHA

[@beepbeep360]

Lmao

[@everyone.loves.mee_]

Me: Did someone take toilet paper and put it on cement??

[@minaashido5678]

I'll probably go out being clumsy

[@camullins3004]

If I was to die, I'd be remembered for being crushed by boobs sculpted out of rock. I know, I'm such a disappointment

[@rawrdino7046]

Caitlyn Mullins better hope the death certificate says crushed my boobs

[@camullins3004]

So tru doh

[@briannamullins5713]

Caitlyn Mullins you stole my last name!

[@suckit3032]

laughing at u

[@prometheus8457]

Sarcastic Fangirl nice name 😂

[@rhodeandzeus6960]

Heres a embarrising death that happened in my family. My uncle, whom I will call "Frank" was at my home, eating with my family on halloween. During this feast however, Frank's heart gave out while he was eating some cocktail shrimp. This death was pretty ironic, since my uncle once told me if he ever had a last meal, it wouldve been cocktail shrimp.

[@blythesprite7096]

Pablo Mexico I'm sorry for your loss... But he died eating what he wanted :)

[@rhodeandzeus6960]

Blythe Hailey Its ok, my life's filled with some weird deaths and family members, for example my cousin and aunt are in a incestuall relationship with together. And my aunts ex boyfriend died while playing his "fire" mixtape, while on fire

[@maxrequisite]

Pablo Mexico that's not a ironic but instead a coincidence.

[@benny375]

Pablo Mexico LOL

[@cosmobane6995]

Pablo Mexico I accidently read that as "Eating my family"

[@caroline-rg8bx]

Who else thought of dumb ways to die

[@chibidog5388]

Mee

[@kaitiericketts1566]

Me

[@iveone494]

Yep I have all the dumb ways to die MERCH so I paused it put on my MERCH of dumb ways to die to watch this

[@brandysteiner5106]

Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to diiiiiiieee

[@HelloThere-os3ev]

Me

[@xenobroly1429]

Who else is watches this video in 2019 still can't believe that poor chicken lol

[@TheCozyRiolu]

Me

[@isaacfraker423]

Me

[@lambsauce8272]

Wassup

[@vishweshmanerkar4302]

Me in 2020

[@apersonwhoenjoysrangasmr8961]

2020 for me

[@binnit8307]

"And he got crushed by the boobage" had me dying😂😂😂

[@jackieaponte167]

._______________.

[@jayyjayy4607]

I thought I was the only one🤣😭😭😭

[@streetpeter3210]

The excess boobage :p

[@andrewgrove1691]

Me too

[@brownboyfly]

I wonder if Matthew's hair had an embarrassing death

[@xxxdavidparkerxxx690]

And I wonder if you died of how much hatred you had.

[@brownboyfly]

Minko Parker yeah bro exactly what he said, I fuck with Matt heavy but I like to roast him from time to time

[@parkchimmin7913]

*SAVAGENESS INTENSIFIES*

[@ironicnotsavage]

TheMexicanGoku he'll die from his hair growing back

[@jakejacobs126]

You don't need hair with nearly 6 million subscribers. He has embraced the dome as have I.

[@mr.collins357]

Fact: Elvis died while taking a poop. "dropping hunks of burning love"

[@susannunez3100]

Lol I didn't know that wtf lol

[@jessieb9384]

@@susannunez3100 That's because its not true Elvis over dosed in the bathroom and died his family and manager tried to cover it up but the autopsy results came out and showed how he really died Elvis had a major pill problem which ultimately killed him

[@philipdefibaugh7127]

Elvis by doing so was practicing TCB taking care of business. Lol

[@loganmalough2379]

Mr. Collins well, not exactly. He actually died from cardiac arrest while IN the bathroom.

[@IP0Monsturd]

True. I saw a documentary. Elvis was found with his pajamas around his ankles near toilet. He was taking a dump, had a heart attack. Then the King fell off his throne.

[@G1assWater]

That one guy who want to prove the earth is flat by flying using his own rocket creation should be in this list lmao

[@victoriawisswell9660]

Well, he was dumb enough to believe Earth is flat after all. Thus I'm not too surprised.

[@zahkrosis666]

Wait, that guy died?

[@derrickmarquez7946]

"He choked on a chorrizo"-Coco

[@bluecretan7441]

"No [he] got food poisoning! They're very different!" -same

[@peanutbutterjarinspace5903]

XD THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[@zey2603]

Oh my god. that was what i was thinking when i clicked on this vid hahah

[@buffmywifi3839]

AAA

[@pidgedidge]

"See, this is why I hate musicians. A bunch of self important jerks!" "Hey, I'm a musician." "You are?"

[@charleslawson7677]

Poor chicken 🐔 RIP

[@jordaneades7890]

At least the guy died while getting his rocks off!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mayzmayz]

Charles Lawson hey i saw this girl dying and then sent a comment on a youtub vid befor she di-

[@TheRealCursedGopnik]

Alana Emani i saw that comment already and it's not funn-

[@Mayzmayz]

Goku Son you know other people have differmt sence of humor

[@bryanv3340]

Funny I eat chickens they go straight into my belly

[@susannunez3100]

this series ALWAYS reminds me of 1,000 ways to die lmaooo .

[@ronswanson7371]

Finally someone with taste

[@ryanm8336]

Hey this glass is unbreakable, watch! *jumps through window* Phhhhffffoooooooooooo Pft. That’s all folks!

[@MisterSleep1123]

Technically, the frame gave way. So in a sense, the glass only broke because of the freefall.

[@_xvgladiat0rvx120]

Actually I don't think the glass broke at all

[@ryadosseily8915]

wooow ill jump too *jumps*

[@BennyLlama39]

And all you see from the open window is a Wiley Coyote-style dust cloud when the guy hits the ground. 😀

[@zarinazara9559]

This one amuses me cause I work in a window factory😂😂

[@DezerayHope]

my brother once completely wiped out on a bike and got a bunch of cuts on his arms and legs (nothing too serious mostly road rash) and the first thing I said to him was that if he'd been wearing a helmet his injuries would have been the exact same, which made my mom mad at me.

[@sharkquisha3407]

Dezeray Hope that is true lol

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

"I'm going to ram on this window and brag about how strong the glass is." "I won't do that if I were you, dude." "Why so?" "Because 23 years from now, the Internet will be a massive thing, and some bald guy with perfect teeth will make a list video for people around the world to watch, while making fun of you."

[@neuralmute]

Dude, I'm from Toronto and we've been laughing at this guy for 23 years already. So has everyone who's followed the Darwin Awards since then. He's idiot famous.

[@uwuwatsthis1746]

Glasses&Mouthplates I ❤️ that comment!!! 😂😂😂

[@ihzamirashyid9901]

Sara Langis i also 💛 it 😂

[@blast1520]

lol

[@burnyanarandomfan7080]

Glasses&Mouthplates I'm surprised that this wasn't pinned

[@omnisciasparesnone]

I think it was better for that chicken to die.. I think it wanted to die.

[@KennyLastname]

Yeah.

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

He kept sodumizing the chicken

[@duolingoowl127]

give me the chicken I can have eggs and bacon

[@ayshajesminalam7105]

............😆😂

[@brittalex7024]

Poor chicken was being raped, y'all shouldn't be joking about it. What an evil man, he chose to harm an animal weaker then him and for his own sick pleasure. I bet he did other terrible things in his life

[@theskeletalsoul3081]

*69 years old* I'm sorry I'll leave now-

[@g8thgirl3]

69 😏 we were thinking the same thing

[@lydiawilliams2127]

Don't leave me!!!!!

[@miavazquez8019]

TheSkeletalSoul now u got 69 likes💀

[@MisterSleep1123]

@@miavazquez8019 nope

[@jackcarroll08]

TheSkeletalSoul nice

[@jefferdon4428]

Fun fact: birthdays have proven to be good for you health the more birthdays you have the longer you live

[@AGGSab]

If this video wasn’t up for a while you’d have more likes:(

[@jefferdon4428]

@@AGGSab oh ok thanks :)

[@SirPiggyy]

Thanks for that Abraham Lincoln 😊

[@jefferdon4428]

@@SirPiggyy no problem bet you didjt know that tho

[@garethwatson3665]

Its been proven wrong

[@rokudevice4384]

the first guy is like SpongeBob... can survive anything dangerous, but slips on something small like an orange peel or an ice cube and is injured

[@elidoesstuff9904]

An extremely original and well thought out name lol

[@kwanholloway4112]

People were doing things without thinking through the consequences of what could or couldn't happen to them. why put yourself in those kind of situations? :)

[@okaykh-o5316]

Matt: Death by *Orgasmatron!* Me turns into Debby Ryan: **slowly moves bangs out of my eyes**

[@itsthetreesknees]

That guy in nunber 3 is lucky, he completed the feat of coming and going at the same time.

[@Alice_Hazbin]

...Ok...? Thanks Bill Cipher?

[@layneyloo14]

GodDAMN XXXDDD

[@itsthetreesknees]

Hope Arrowsmith yea no problem

[@Asncii]

You missed the old man that had a long beard and was going down stairs when he stepped on his beard and snapped his neck

[@slothiland1723]

KayKayBaire Minecraft and more! He didn't make fun of him, he literally just told how your grandpa died, that's it.

[@somestingyontheinternet5969]

the joke your head

[@christmasmmxv3223]

he cant add everything

[@yukichan4488]

Christmas MMXV is that one story everything though?????

[@BatSoup67]

Dumb ways to die...

[@inukaiser]

i thought the same hahah

[@naruhinastarr]

...so many dumb ways to die ~

[@mauricethegecko9700]

Much Pugs BADDEST

[@Spectrum16]

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait [Refrain:] Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to di-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie [Refrain] Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place [Refrain] Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do? [Refrain] Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die Be safe around trains... a message from Metro

[@th3cr_gamer_67]

Ridoncyoulovem 123 soo many ways too dye-aaah

[@creepymysteries1493]

Me: NIAGARA FALLS ISNT A RUSSIAN WATER FALL WHAT THE FU-- me 5 seconds later: oh he said rushing... rushing waterfall

[@spicylemon7475]

9:00 my man's out here literally choking the chicken

[@gilggil]

'Stuck between a rock and a hard place'..... I'm dead! LOL

[@demonhunter6529]

He put a c-ck in a c-ck... A friend made that joke after I told him about the embarrassing death with the chicken.

[@persephoneflamethrower]

Tommy Lee yes, i needed that laugh😂

[@pixelated928]

no its sad the man died too

[@blueraccoon_3597]

Ik two hard places lol

[@atlasdisease]

1. Glass is never unbreakable 2. If you've hit it several times assume it has weakened 3. Don't risk your life by impressing people who don't care about unbreakable glass

[@spike4850]

AtlasDisease no, the whole pane fell out, meaning it wasn't the _glass_ that broke, but the seal holding it in place. (I haven't watched the full video but I'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about)

[@ApexPlays]

MC Donald AtlasDisease Ya, the whole pane popped out of the frame.

[@30alex30clubpenguin]

he was right about the window to bad the he couldn't say the same thing about the window pane

[@easylistening66]

I'm just wondering on the 24 story fall that he took was he saying Hoye shit hoye shit hoye shit

[@arianna2304]

AtlasDisease George: Well, how do we break the glass!? John: By breaking it Ringo: We can't! Paul: It's Beatleproof! John: NOTHING IS BEATLEPROOF!

[@brainsauce7618]

So crazy! When you talked about the lawyer who accidentally committed suicide, the science behind the glass used in skyscrapers has always struck my curiosity. I never liked going near the windows in skyscrapers for the very same reason he was trying to prove. To know that he proved himself right as he pushed the window out of the building and plummeted to his death actually answered a long-time question of mine. Thank you.

[@kyokajirou2290]

The guy Screwed *A CHICKEN*

[@donadeavera9608]

Eggsactly

[@ryadosseily8915]

well ive seen ppl do worse things to chikckens like feed them cooked chicken and honestly they didnt care

[@ryadosseily8915]

the chickens the didnt care

[@chillsis1650]

Idek

[@sowhat5428]

[•]👄[•]

[@dsnt-ch9ws]

Someone recently died near me in a pancake rating contest.

[@AlexTheBoltLooman]

dsnt2020 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@hhhwhat9472]

dsnt2020 2 Yes, but it wouldn't have actually been the contest that killed him.

[@suziebelle4113]

dsnt2020 2 O h

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

dsnt2020 2 😂😖

[@username-jd2zg]

dsnt2020 2 '.'

[@randomgaming3391]

You forgot the guy who heard his phone ringing, but accidentally grabbed his gun and shot himself.

[@windexcleaner7549]

RandomGaming how do you do that

[@LuckyTheDoge117]

RandomGaming who carries a loaded gun

[@TranscendTheSun]

If you picked up a gun instead why would you please the trigger?

[@ilonashavers4529]

RandomGaming

[@Lui12330]

RandomGaming *facepalms*

[@lynn-marieflechner5406]

9:05 That guy instantly got what he needed - his ass to Jesus Pray for the chicken!

[@elisabethheiman2104]

I've actually have heard of the last story before. I've read it like a year ago but I still remember that story and I believe that it was about people who died to prove a (stupid) point. Another story I remember fairly well is a Japanese man that died by proving that he can eat two of a particular lethally poisonous fish and live. Spoiler Alert: not only did the restaurant stupidly prepare the extremely potentially deadly fish twice, he died as a result.)

[@eleanorhogan8643]

That is why you should never eat Fugu.

[@skincrawler1727]

This guy opens his eyes really wide

[@ReikoKishimoto]

C c b hf. Oobkk klkk xt t uk ul. Lyonlnk ut

[@nicolaypastore]

@@kaleighhayden6579 the maid from get out when she started crying?

[@dingychick307]

Yes

[@viewing845]

Ye

[@prettymae6852]

Qwerty Boi forreal it’s very creepy

[@plexer13]

R. I. P Chicken 🐔

[@crashban4t.f.s.b783]

Suicide is the act in which a person takes his or her life voluntarily and intentionally. You can’t accidentally commit suicide.

[@keineahnung6124]

#8 was victim of fowl play.

[@LivingEpicness1]

Foul play. Fowl is a bird.

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

@@LivingEpicness1 that....was the joke 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mamasgirl357]

@@LivingEpicness1 Do you...... not know what jokes are?

[@audrey4506]

@WickedAnimegirl r/woosh✈️

[@layneyloo14]

YUSSSSS

[@Rocdog]

The last thing they all said was: “HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!”

[@Xavier-pu8zd]

no they said oof

[@badb8485]

Hold my beer

[@trev1511]

Hold my beer

[@aceykiwi5877]

@@Xavier-pu8zd 😂😂😂

[@chavatattoos977]

G

[@talisahobbs2887]

Poor chicken 😭😢

[@SmashtheCmachine]

*Eats KFC* I know, right? Poor thing... *chomps a bite off a leg*

[@Tigerfire75]

I would of pick a mate or female dog. To screw a chicken is just fowl.

[@gigglesgiggles851]

@@SmashtheCmachine how dare ya...

[@galaxyride4944]

biggest punishment is that the chicken didnt choose 2 die with this discuzzzting human being.

[@Tigerfire75]

@@galaxyride4944 How do you know the chicken may of enjoyed its human. It went out doing what it loved.

[@caroline-rg8bx]

He died by a Bobbie trap😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theallegedtiktoker2266]

Good one 😂😂😂

[@MisterSleep1123]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rossshell9413]

“Crushing him under the hard excess boobage” 😂😂😂😂 best line in this video

[@sharkbyte1565]

What makes the 1st guys death even more embarrassing is that he died at the age of 69

[@parkerasel8129]

Shark byte 15 omg

[@prodkwop]

That’s the opposite of embarrassing

[@parkerasel8129]

Zovlo how?

[@cronagorgon1086]

Teehe

[@labreahutcherson238]

How is that embarrassing

[@Zaddy-Lu]

My very favorite way that I've heard of someone dying, was a Darwin award I read about in 2001: This dude was going to a party. As a joke, he bought several blow-up dolls, filled them with helium, and put them in his car. Somehow (I can't remember how for sure, but I think his hatchback popped open) the dolls got out while he was driving down the highway. Well, a short ways behind him, a Christian family with a few children, was also driving down the same highway. Well, the wife/mom saw the helium filled blow-up dolls floating up into the sky, and thought the rapture was happening, and God just wasn't able to ascend her because she was in a vehicle. So she jumped out the car window while it was going 65 mph, and died right there.

[@derpfish0696]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😀🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what an idiot!!!

[@literal_trash.]

👏boi

[@nitko1287]

I would laugh but she's dead soo...

[@bucket3041]

That's actually quite sad

[@bradyc.8399]

I’m so glad I read this

[@4MN3S144]

**dumb ways to die theme plays in background**

[@iveone494]

Yeh

[@NigelSkeet]

I went in and cloths dryer 2 times 😏

[@kimking4997]

;-;. Hey

[@missimin]

One of the most embarrassing deaths: David Carradine. I still feel sorry for his wife.

[@DeidreL9]

Really sad, he deserved a better legacy.

[@angelocornetto2176]

The way they died must haunt them for the rest of their lives... wait

[@jessiedelacruz8216]

"Dies of embarrassment" taken to a whole new level

[@alex-qd5en]

LostGirl 1914 im on a new level💃🎶

[@lisa-shitsakwibjnie]

3 stories in my family alone. I had a grandmother who died taking baking soda for and upset stomach then drank a pop. The two combined killed her in her sleep choking her to death. I had a great great grandfather got drunk and broke his neck falling off his horse. I also had a grandfather who died from gangrene from a cow stepping on his foot.

[@plaguedoctorfynn3474]

A poem. “You can be a king or a street sweeper but we all dance with the grim reaper”

[@Silverwind87]

I've heard of choking the chicken, but #8 is ridiculous!

[@Shaymcsqizzy]

Well, that chicken lover was sheer out of cluck. 😎

[@elidoesstuff9904]

ShayLeigh Street lol

[@aarons3653]

I can't even...

[@migueloropeza6970]

ShayLeigh Street ha good one

[@kkirby_]

That was a great Yolk

[@stagnantbody]

You know where the door is.

[@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian]

You just came up on my feed out of nowhere. Can’t believe it took KZbin so long to recommend your channel to me. You are freakin amazing and I adore your videos. I’ve now been watching your videos for the last 5 hours straight. So excited. Subbed immediately and chose to be notified on all your videos. 👍🏼

[@deniseholcomb2109]

I love ❤️ your narration! You’re hilarious 🤣! Thanks so much!

[@hlannutti6035]

When I was in kindergarten some kid in my class was running through the hall, he bashed his head in floor he was all bloody He was fine tho

[@kureigu21]

Holly Lannutti I saw something similar when i was in elementary. Girl ran into a brick wall and busted her head.... Ended up being the first girl to get pregnant in my highschool class.

[@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744]

Sidious Kure I WONDER WHY...

[@friendstogether5521]

Ms Dogey In my 2nd grade class my friend lexi thought it would be smart to do cartwheels on cement stairs

[@friendstogether5521]

She got stitches in her forehead. She was fine though

[@puppypup983]

Once my brothers were trying to choke and suffocate me so I defended myself, I was 5 and my brothers were in middle school and I kicked one of them and I cracked a tiny part of his skull and it was bleeding. He is fine though

[@Dickeyxd]

I was hoping to see the guy who laughed so hard on his own joke that he died

[@Nightcore_Paradise]

Dickey Dickson I thought it was biologically impossible to laugh to death?

[@Dickeyxd]

I don't remember his name but I think it happened in... ancient Greece? *says in a unsure way*

[@EnoughCactus]

If your heart is very weak, then it is possible you could laught to death. The odds are 1 in 15 billion, though, so don't count on it

[@joshanator21]

Like the Monty Python sketch?

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

The guy's name is Chrysippus, an Athenian philosopher.

[@the_black_square]

Matthew saying Dro-Day-Ga for Drogheda (Dra-ha-da) killed me. 😂 😂 😂 It was the fact where the man was beaten to death with his own leg.

[@karenmatczynski1893]

You are absolutely HILARIOUS Matthew! Not too many videos make me laugh as hard as yours does. Your theatrics are awesome keep up the good work! 😝

[@fat_man_lukas8129]

The bread i made had an embarrassing death... When i 8 it i said "meet your baker"

[@manicmechanic448]

FUKUK spløys I made a sandwich. I said "eat me." So I did.

[@jordymares6758]

I read beet your maker

[@omaewamousheindeirunani7849]

Plot twist: The bread was moldy and the commenter died.

[@teamplayzcentral9019]

FUKUK spløys WOW LoL 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

[@brandymcnamee9936]

Two words: *Mr. Hands.* And suddenly, death by chicken, ahem, _misadventure_ doesn't seem quite as... _fowl_ anymore, eh?

[@Turnibean]

Eugh.... ...please no.

[@kaguyashinomiya3389]

Ouch Both are thesame Exept for the sizes

[@mariyaa2095]

Hah! That was quite a pun. It was very .. *punny*

[@markusalcudia]

There once was an English king who was killed by an assassin who shoved a longsword up his bum whilst sitting on the latrine.

[@benjaminbrogan9233]

Hm...#10 (Segway) is a Darwin Award Nominee/Winner, #6(Orgasmatron) is a Nominee...oh hell, They're All Winners! Darwin Award Winners! ...except for that poor chicken.

[@pogggaming4470]

Hey, at least the chicken’s suffering has ended

[@ShurikenTemple]

Damn that guy that was tricked and killed with his own leg must of met Quan Chi for sure

[@hyakushiki4406]

i was like, is this mk9 irl?

[@donivongomez9873]

ShurikenTemple yes mate I fucking died when I read this

[@BloodyDragonErzsebet]

ShurikenTemple yes yes and freaking yes

[@ienation1531]

ShurikenTemple you look Ashley Cole

[@datguy8805]

to be fair back then honor meant alot more, and well what happened was by far one of the most dishonorable things today. seriously if anyone actually dueled to the death, and i dont mean fun sort of stuff and we chose say guns, we'd just shoot when the other person's backs are turned, or we'd walk nine steps then fall to the ground and proceed to shoot, they wont hit you then. we wouldn't care less about the whole honor code and rules of war that used to exist, we just don't unless its for fun or in a game, and even then you have tons of people who don't care as there are some ways to counter things.

[@NamezFlicker]

I almost choked on my Saliva while watching this 😂

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Don't die lol

[@brischarrer]

I thought you were smoking up... lol

[@justinpena7301]

Crisis averted.. I guess?

[@Jattel_2006]

#8 he was chocking the chicken

[@wishgodgirl1903]

My first video of yours I’ve watched, I will be watching more...Your beautiful smile draws me back...lol

[@josethebroski1865]

7:44 Nobody: Playboi carti on the cover of die lit:

[@bruh......2005]

Bruh😂😂

[@ohnositsrose]

Mama always said, "Stupid is as stupid does."

[@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268]

Rose Snedeker mama was right

[@Ksubscriberswithoutanyvi-gv4rm]

who see this in 2019

[@omegaomega6449]

Me

[@aubreenalley6715]

Me

[@fizzykillz2442]

Me

[@bluedoge7749]

Me (meh)

[@thekrieger2959]

Gamersimon2605 me

[@itsarnoldbruh]

“On April 26th” as the tombstone says 28th April

[@kientekarladambo1877]

Another great mystery KZbin video maker. Gimme more. What weird deaths. I especially love your facial expressions and choices of words. Hahahahah

[@SR-bu6kz]

matt needs a haircut

[@kleinkatzen6952]

I am not Donald Trump please don't build the wall

[@scruffy4473]

I am not Donald Trump so does your profile pic

[@mumenrider9406]

whats up D trump

[@kealysevidal4746]

Rachel McQueen hehe

[@princesskefimineonly8257]

I am not Donald Trump you mean a skin cut lol

[@dandrefalcon3963]

🤔Am I the only one wondering if the glass broke when it hit the ground.

[@gluecan3337]

Are you that dumb

[@thesquidlol]

HamfunDoesThings. How is it dumb

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

HamfunDoesThings. How is it dumb? I'm honestly asking the same question.

[@athena5002]

You're not the only one but it's quite obvious.

[@sarahlively4309]

DandreFalcon no I've seen a whole story about that one and the window pane broke but the window itself didn't

[@TheLoneGameMan]

Regarding number 8: Did we finally get an answer to the age old question of "What came first?"

[@layneyloo14]

OH. MY. GOD. XDD

[@itisi2042]

The man. The man did.

[@damiens5421]

Clumsy moments? *every second of my life*

[@KennyLastname]

Oof

[@preciousmoonlight3572]

If I can count how many times he opens his eyes really wide I'd be 50

[@preciousmoonlight3572]

@daily dose of awesome1127 how does saying that sound like I'm six, and says the one pro pic Is fortnight

[@autisticgoat1553]

What??

[@preciousmoonlight3572]

It's called a hyperbole if you haven't heard it don't worry I give you time to search it up on Google

[@hystericallover5989]

“pro pic is fortnight” **dies of cringe**

[@preciousmoonlight3572]

@@hystericallover5989 it's true people that are six play fortnight

[@teatimewithmika8758]

I had to get 9 casts on my leg because I broke my foot jumping off a recliner (not even a foot off the ground) onto carpet 😐😑

[@rainbowtacoowo9351]

oOf

[@raccoon4058]

I jumped off a 2 foot couch and broke my arm im so embarrassed 😳

[@jacobetter6865]

lol did you keep breaking the casts?

[@kloister4741]

@@jacobetter6865 I'm glad that we're on the same page 😂 I like your name btw

[@callumhill7208]

You know what I'm sayin 😂😂 cracks me up everytime

[@taffykins4321]

you are a great presenter! thanks for another excellent video! 😁

[@connortobin7398]

The man who was doing a chicken got what was coming to him

[@vitalykriss1989]

Rainbowcreep 5118 would you still want to eat the chicken eggs from that chicken? Probably god took them both out for a good reason.

[@taira_2032]

Mygods how is that even possible.. I mean, the poor chicken most probably would have died from bloodloss or something X_x Im horrified :(

[@ollienix3285]

Connor Tobin you could say that chicken was caught between... *A rock and a hard place*

[@frankboff1260]

Poor chicken 🐓

[@slickssss]

he was crushed by something rock hard while giving the chicken some rock hard lol 🌭🍗

[@eishaalbayalde8340]

Dude #8 is kinda like the old McChicken vid that is to say it's pure ewwwwwwwwwwww

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

DESTROY ALL 11 😂😂

[@VCoverAI]

How i'd die *eats 10,000th slice of pizza* *eats 1 more* *stomach explodes* *goes to pizza heaven to eat more pizza*

[@VCoverAI]

@Justin Griffith probably odk

[@haroldfrets1268]

Stupidest comment ever

[@broreggjudahisrael]

If there is a such thing as being TOO Enthusiastic/Animated, then this guy wins👍🏿

[@pattichurch3693]

Put the chicken, the man, and the rock at McDonald's and you'd literally have a a rock hard mcgangbang! Lol.

[@ech9673]

Patti Church so true

[@Askyamomma_]

Patti Church 😂😂👌

[@user-yy5uh7ds5d]

The worst one was the one with the chicken...

[@teamplayzcentral9019]

FireDash TT RIP

[@MsMelissa098]

Yo clem

[@chris619yo]

“Im Saging Away, going toward on a clift to ride, and I not Happy to Die, because it shouldn’t happen to me...”

[@eleanorhogan8643]

Another trimpth Matt, keep up the good work.

[@SavageKingsvge]

Stepping on lego

[@mommy2kikintre]

Savage King incredible

[@legokingiscool]

I agree. Its the worst. Trust me I am the founder of this.

[@sp1der2king2k7]

Yeah stepping on a leggo and falling and then died by a broken neck

[@rozagarac624]

Matthew please calm down your eyes

[@vodzpremium]

Roza Garac that’s tufff

[@Zippy_Diffy216]

Roza Garac yes give yo eye lids a break 1like 1break for eye lids

[@babynyxe4784]

Shush his eyes are beatiful 👁👃🏻👁

[@limelightlife3487]

Roza Garac he reminds me of that skeleton with the eyes you know lol

[@meccamitchell6481]

😂😂😂😂

[@SoySauceLover17]

Looks at the orange I’m eating and glares....I’m on to you!” Thanks Matt!

[@71joanneful]

Love how you tell your stories...what a crack up 🤣🤣

[@Kaiserov_3]

I will admit it... I have slipped on an banana peel before ;-;

[@hi-gm3tx]

*Inhale* *EXHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* You stupid m- Just kidding I um *INHALE* *EXHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Did it to ;0;

[@joshthecommenter2808]

I slipped on a dam towel and broke my led temoporarly

[@NihilsWife]

*inhale* I slipped on a poptart

[@saturos5068]

A friend with a big pair of... things on her chest slipped on a apple piece 2 weeks ago

[@MisterSleep1123]

Ok... Pretty embarrassing, but you lived, right?

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

1:20 moral: if you eat an orange it gets it's revenge

[@zeidlove0947]

davealvaro haha annoying orange 🍊

[@no-one5334]

dog is no fat tell him hitler

[@Proxlynmeow]

Hi

[@anthonyglenn770]

davealvaro EVIL

[@evilming6207]

Anthony Glenn did you just say my name? 😍😍

[@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418]

I know it's grim subject matter, but Matthew is so darned hilarious in this video I couldn't stop giggling - even though I knew I shouldn't! 😂🤣😅

[@jamesjames1364]

Matthew, you are simply the best! Thank You! JAK