10 DUMBEST THINGS Ever Patented!

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me and my 5 year old niece watch you and she just went to me "did he shave all his hair off and stick it to his face" 😂😂 I'm so sorry Santoro

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andrew gell Santoro this is what you get for being bald

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hahaha thats too funny

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Thats adorable 😂😂😂😂

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Wow. A dumb kid said something dumb. You're so special

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pushkaraj kulkarni perfect hahahahha

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pushkaraj kulkarni true

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pushkaraj kulkarni XD

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pushkaraj kulkarni so true

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NZGAMERHD in India as well...

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Top 10 creepy youtube videos that were banned

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Svjetlana Sikirica yes

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Svjetlana Sikirica for some reason I thought you said "Top 10 creepy youtubes that were banned".

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[@Alex_FRD]

I wish these had been on Shark Tank, would have been hilarious.

[@vargus6669]

Alex FRD I would pay to see them rip this shit apart.

[@skootergirl22]

We have dragons den in the UK,same premise.

[@Mar-vc6bb]

Alex FRD dragons den* (way better)

[@Mar-vc6bb]

^ and first

[@cuetheodorarefined4838]

tru

[@PremiumCheeses]

I patent breathing. Now every time you breathe, I get a quarter! Pay up Matt, I counted about 376 breaths in this video!

[@DwayneIsKing]

Icy Wh.. who counts someones breath? 🤔

[@shamarmatthews4724]

Icy I'm pretty sure Cosmo from fairly odd parents beat you to it

[@htv3santos755]

XD

[@ghostgirl7089]

Shamar Matthews I thought of the same thing XD

[@justaguy1811]

I PATENT PEEING 500 DOLLARS PER PISS

[@elviaszymanski]

The "fart pants" are actually very useful for people that suffer from Crohn's disease or cholitis ulcerosa

[@ricardovergara6474]

half of these were made by drunk inventors, bet

[@thelegendaryhusquin9906]

Ricardo Vergara *drunk invertors from 1999-2001

[@Xeacons]

I'll bet it was patent office that was drunk!

[@h3llonwh33ls]

The Legendary Husquin *inventors

[@uny4781]

Ricardo Vergara And were patented by drunk clerks.

[@mikitz]

Drunken inventions are awesome. These morons must have been high as a kite instead.

[@TheTudor111]

#7 can be very useful if you make it mandatory for all cars and connect it to a police data base, the number of unsolved hit and runs would drop drastically

[@Color_Splsh]

Flower Crown but what if they want to do it on purpose, those machines only stop accidental collisions

[@MarcosAmparo]

I think I might need the kicking mechanism for myself, so I can use it for whenever I eat junk food.

[@iluvmydogesrudyandlola5028]

Marcos Amparo lol

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Fake Logic so he doesn't get type 2 diabetes*

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Liam Loewen type 420*

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Someone with a dirty mind might use that for something sexual

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Tsuzuki Song kinky shit

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9:40

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Space 5:35

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Space 2:33

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4:13

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

would those sunglasses be the same ones morpheus wore in the matrix? my pit bull goes batshit crazy when i bring out a laser pointer. my ex let out a little tiny fart that was so bad it ran everyone in the house (about 10 people) outside in the dead of winter, with a lot of snow on the ground. and no one took the time to grab their coat. it was that bad. and a few of the people were in the basement, not the main floor of the house.

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If you watch this video on a phone, and you put the video on a small window, matt's shirt will become illusion-y! Try it!

[@laurelcook9078]

A diaper thong is the most pointless thing I've ever heard. Next there will be diaper boxers so your Lincoln logs can fall down your pant leg.

[@r0sserose]

Immortality??? even if that exists, I don't want to live that long. tbh, I don't want to live at all

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Maryrose Pergis why? you're made for something special, don't give up

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🤣🤣🤣

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[@roflmywaffles1313]

Matt should patent his Baldness and his white teethness.

[@roflmywaffles1313]

Blzer Just let it go.

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Rofl My Waffles its time to stop

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[@ghoulsbutlersandcakes.p1475]

My dog chases the red laser light. She loves it, and reacts more than I think any normal cat would. Does the patent also reach out to canines? 😂😂

[@liamconard]

What's brown and sticky? A stick....... I'll see myself out......

[@ahumanbeingyep-3242]

-IMaTCttMA - Well, at least you tried.

[@Ryeven]

-IMaTCttMA - melted chocolate?

[@CharuPArora]

-IMaTCttMA - shit

[@d.s.5093]

-IMaTCttMA - mud

[@Ledhead775]

-IMaTCttMA - a stick

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Matt I have been subscribed to your channel since 2012. Every day you find something new and some thing amazing. Recently I noticed that you are putting more effort in your recent videos now more than ever. You never fail to blow my mind and bring a smile on my face. If you are reading this, keep up the good work man, you're awesome

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Aahil Alwani - He has a team he hires these days to help out. It's really the only way to do daily content like this.

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[@catlinwhiteside3001]

😏 Hmm a guy named Armstrong creates a device to kick you. Ironic!

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LOL 😂😂😂😂

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God these videos helps giving me something to do when i can't sleep

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[@jeniwatkins3297]

Me too!

[@laurelcook9078]

I thought this said dumbest things ever painted 🤣

[@lukelane9608]

Laurel Cook same

[@christophermarquez6976]

Laurel Cook patented

[@latscdy7952]

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[@Impstar]

I am patenting the Moon. If you look at it, you got to pay up =D

[@wow_edgy_meme_child6816]

this video inspired me to patent having a plant or tree in your yard

[@jamespaden6266]

Whoever comes up with the ideas and does the research for these clips is a genius! I hope they get time out of the rubber room every now and then. I can understand not letting them out of the wrap around jacket, but I hope they get to see the sun once in a while. Twisted people deserve love, too.

[@chaotixcarrot6994]

Hey Mat, i really love your videos, and i think it's awesome you're bringing skits back into your regular video uploads. But after seeing you laugh in this video after talking about the tri-cycle lawnmower i was wondering what other things happen between transitions. would you ever consider ever showing outtakes or bloopers for when things like that happen in other videos?

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Here. 3 years late

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#1 Rob Dyke's channel roasted

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XDDDD

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I'm loving the unique openings and transitions. Keep up the good work, Matthew!

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These videos are distracting me from this terrible sore throat and fever that I am recovering from. Keep up the great work, Matt!

[@RandomLeveledLoot]

Dumbest things ever patented? We could make a religion out of this...

[@angrywombat2379]

No. Just don't.

[@RandomLeveledLoot]

Flower Crown Why? *TrollFace*

[@beel0rd680]

Mrovo 'Volkromea no don't

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Mrovo 'Volkromea Hi! youre on a rock floating in space. pretty cool huh?

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Mrovo 'Volkrom No one thinks that's funny.

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Number 1 is Red Foremen approved

[@EssBJay]

The thong diaper was an SNL joke a few years back; never thought anyone would actually be stupid enough to make it for real.

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Gotta love your enthusiasm! Keep the videos coming! The more the better 😁

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*Fidget spinners* Need I say more?

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Teomania damn straight

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Teomania damn straight

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Teomania I know right

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Nope.

[@Satou_Rin]

Teomania I have mixed feeling about them. I mean, I guess performing cool tricks with them and just idly playing around with them is okay. But then there's the video featuring a guy spinning a fidget s-p-inner for 24 fCKING HOURS

[@spoofusderp5796]

Finally got to watch this video, and it's amazing what goes through some peoples thoughts, it makes me curious of what other wonky things that came when he was researching this.

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That intro though 😏

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wow... a stick why!?

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I get in trouble for laughing too loud while watching Matthew Santoro videos. It’s great! 🙂

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Honestly WTF was that clerk on when he/she gave the ok for patenting all these things!?! 😕 America is one messed up place & then some.

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

Amethyst Poulton-Harvey I'm just gonna say this, but one incident doesn't make an entire country insane. There's over 320 million people in America, no need to look dumb. Every country has dumbasses and dumb inventions

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Matthew looks like a doctor 😂

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MT or a Mario bro

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A real sexy one..

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I still never get tired of watching these videos

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[@MultiSh00ter]

Prasenjit Chakraborty can you give me the recipe for curry 🍛 please.. thanks in advance

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ContinentalGaming - there are a million recipes online. Try google.

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Hi

[@carterheer8278]

Didn't you already do this video? The 10 Most Useless Things Ever Invented? You counted patents on that one. Ringing a bell?

[@moonbeam8487]

Man that flatulence last part was so funny 😂 loved it lol 😂.

[@KidOblivion]

I cant be the only one who thought the title read "10 Dumbest Things Ever Painted"

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Am I too early to get smarter?

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Jayden Snyder no

[@Ethan-sg8ig]

but your love for Minecraft is a slight problem

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Yes it is worst game ever made

[@ComXDude]

Some Random Internet Guy It's not the worst game ever made... we would need to go very far into the internet to find that. The game was fine until Microsoft took full control of it... and you find screaming 6 year olds.

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Hey mat when are you going to do a creepy video

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When are YOU!!!!! Going to finish the all stars pack.

[@kirbykitty]

please make more urban legend videos i cant stop rewatching the old ones

[@gabumongirl]

Is it too late to patent a rock and also a smaller rock lol. Thank you for another great video Matt!

[@knightobunny1470]

Man some inventions are .... what was I saying

[@MrLeapinLizard]

What is the greatest thing ever patented? (I'll give you a hint... it's a song) it's... BALD MUTHA FUCKA, BALD BALD MUTHA FUCKA YEAH!!! #RobMob

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[@wolfzy4437]

I'm going to say now that most of these were made by Americans

[@wolfzy4437]

Btw I am American

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Wolfzy 443 yep Crazy, crazy, Americans

[@ghostwalk2446]

Wolfzy- FYI I am American, and you have no idea........ On second thought I get your point, we're all insane.

[@meghanmayko9470]

Wolfzy 443 Im american and i found this funny. And I can confirm that a lot of our iventions are stupid. Like fidget spinners and windows 98

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Wolfzy 443 Yeah, like no other country made tons of dumb inventions.

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I don't fart because Im vegan.

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[@skootergirl22]

You have what I like to call veggie farts, that smells worst then meat farts also I thought you poop more since you only eat rabbit food.

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what is a patent? 😶😶😶😶😶

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

Ava Philip - a patent is a way for a company or person to lay claim to an invention. They submit massive piles of paperwork to the government, showing how no one has ever made such a thing before AND they give proof to show that the invention is both unique and that the patent would be defendable. That means that things like throwing a stick for your dog to chase and swinging side to side shouldn't have been given a patent- everyone does those things and there's no way to defend such a patent. If the government approves, then you get your patent. It can take years to do. Once you have a patent, if someone else were to try to, for example, make and sell a butt kicking machine (lol), then you could sue them. (My dad holds over 50 patents, so I've heard about this process my whole life. It's truly boring stuff. I could never work in the patent office, ugh.)

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Cassie C Thanks!

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First

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Da Cookie Gamer good job, mine come a few minutes after

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he has been crackin me up recently lmao!!! literally lolling 😹

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“We should have patented hand socks”. I HAVE HAND SOCKS!!!!

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I Love this guy ! I'd rather watch what he presents than MOST of th junk thats on TV .Sooo cool. Informative, interesting and some of its just plain fun !

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Thanks for another GREAT 10!

[@chaithanyacg6061]

Is it just me or is Matt extra goofy in this video?But,I love it!:D

[@tatang8682]

Nice vid bro hope to see more

[@Kimi93Armstrong]

Hahahaha, I was busy during the beginning of this, when I heard my last name then something about repetitive butt kicking and I couldn't help but think that I would do something like that 😂

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Lol that advil Comercial was crazy with it attached to this

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[@torhildsagenghansen6074]

Flatulence odor control, I'm laughing so hard here! :D

[@Bandit-Darville]

The Buttkicker actually exists in different form and alot of people have possibly experienced it already. It's a device that can be mounted under a seat or couch to send vibrations through the seats and can be found in cinema's for enhanced tremble alongside bass frequencies!

[@SuperSaiyan3985]

Has anyone else realized that all of these were patented in the late 90s or early 2000s? All within 5 years of each other.

[@Epicmonk117]

When you described that first one, all I could think of was a Cards Against Humanity card I got once: A can of whoop-ass

[@AustinJASMR]

I have a feeling the guy who patented a stick was just doing it as a joke, and didn't think it'd actually get approved.

[@mmkoogler]

Love, just LOVE, this video!! What were people thinking?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@aquaduud]

Your so good at fright i couldn't comment anything on your scary vids

[@jjammmees]

#1 a toilet that turns your waste into beautiful art sculptures when you flush

[@nolagaminggal4249]

The whole time I watched this video, I couldn't help thinking of Hank Morgan who was the main character of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. His first official act, on his first day in office was the creation of a patent office, explaining that you couldn't have a successful nation without a good patent office with good patent laws. Somehow, I don't think he would have anticipated these goofy patents being approved, or he might have had a lower opinion of the whole thing! LOL

[@sarahwilliamson8646]

These things just show how powerful boredom can be, especially when mixed with either greed or alcohol

[@kristahathaway9308]

Yeah the fart pad had me stop when I was walking up the hill and fall down and laughing that is f****** stupid and funny at the same time

[@SteveSmith-sd5hq]

I'm not sure why, but whenever I hear the word, "stick." I start laughing.

[@siromarortiz]

We have the automatic laser toy. Its actually amazing, you can just leave it on and the cat loves it.