10 Dumbest Things People Sued Over!

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[@anuragsharma329]

Subscribed to your channel recently... commented just soon enough maybe will get a reply .. great work man , can't stay away from the channel.

[@Veersss534]

OhOh iM the first to replay of a LOOONGGG chain

[@jbuechler2476]

A part of me wants to do a class action the people of the earth vs religion

[@jbuechler2476]

Adrees Ahmed I have noticed it happening from time to time in his videos.

[@kealysevidal4746]

Adrees Ahmed you don't get the point 😐

[@ain5319]

we all cant :D

[@gameboy1141]

When I got my job at McDonald's like ten years ago, I apparently replaced a girl who was texting and dropped her phone in the deep fryer only to reach her hand in, get burned, fired and the tries to sue the store for damages. She lost

[@thechosenone9769]

So, as a former employee of a McDonalds restaurant and knowing what goes on in the back, would you still eat there or recommend them to people that you like?

[@lightningfletch5598]

Bruh she reached into burning hot frying oil. What was she thinking?

[@averageeldeneternalrevenga7503]

@@lightningfletch5598 key word there she wasn’t thinking

[@skyllyxx7435]

This guy sued McDonald’s for still being sad after eating the happy meal 😂.

[@alphagt62]

It made me smile!

[@techno_jokester]

That’s a r/madlad.

[@bubblybobabubbles]

I've heard someone sued McDonald's because their coffee was hot and burned them. And they won the case. What.

[@narratornavigatorstoryteller]

@@bubblybobabubbles The case was misinformation. There were 3rd degree burns; way too hot for coffee. She had every right to sue. Look into it, it's interesting.

[@bubblybobabubbles]

@@narratornavigatorstoryteller Huh, I didn't know the burns were that bad owo Thanks for telling me, I can see how she won that now

[@schlemmy792]

Breaking News, Frozone sues Honey for hiding Super Suit

[@toriredmond1380]

Schlemmy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jackferrett6781]

Why does he need to know

[@fwuan]

I accidentally punched one of the actors at the theme park once

[@thebaumgardnerlotmuch7079]

You punched use somebody at a theme park i assume you sued right

[@thewiseoldowlproductions6127]

I think that happens more often then you think

[@ArcFallOrder1919]

Really

[@jonathanbills1238]

Wait what! You Punched a actor at Halloween Horror Nights wow you must have been really scared

[@jonathanbills1238]

Wow You must have been really scared

[@crisis4415]

The guy who jumped in front of the train reminds me of the guy who jumped off of the building in the incredibles only for Mr incredible to save him and then the guy sued Mr incredible...

[@goldengaming7052]

The moonlight tiger IKR

[@eater999]

Me too. Seriously, that should have been dropped.

[@bulbasaur15]

#001 Not to mention it set the stage for banning (and inadvertently killing off almost all) the Superheroes.That whole scene made me quite nettled.

[@florencescheepers9736]

Me too. Except the guy from the incredibles sued Mr Incredible for getting injured while being saved, which he didn't want. This guy sued the train station for injuring him, but he wanted the train to harm/kill him. As least I think so, that story made no sense to me

[@aaaaaaaa6685]

i am thy evil potato chįp

[@ScaryJerry94]

Has Mr. Clean sued you for copying his hairstyle?

[@t.jackson2613]

Jared Hendershot has the other people who had that exact joke in every vid sued u yet?

[@goldengaming7052]

is the internet gonna sue me for saying LOL

[@AshlynOne]

skin style*

[@dislike_button33]

That's why he has a beard, so he can avoid the lawsuit!

[@kristopherawojobi7745]

Jess Hammond My first time seeing it. And as it fits with the theme of the video, I doubt the exact same comment is on other videos. Don’t be petty.

[@almondmilk1500]

3:58 Matt:"Number 7 is too scary." Me:"Yeah because 789."

[@absolutemystery372]

"i just wasted 5 seconds of your time sue me ha" Me: it was actually 6

[@Scottsgamerlounge]

Hey Matt. I work at Canada's wonderland for Halloween haunt as a scare actor. You would not believe how many people complain and try to argue with the park that "they were scared" or "this actor had no right to scare us like that" I see people bringing their kids in strollers who to be fair are braver than the parents who bring them lol

[@christineparis5607]

Scott Lea I worked a few times for Seaworld's haunted forest and people would drag their shrieking, fighting kids into it against their will, then get angry that it was scary. The sad part is that it was NEVER scary. It was really lame. They just thought they could get free tickets if they complained. Parents can be the cruelest, most vicious monsters on earth.

[@happychaosofthenorth]

That's because some people know that if they cause enough of a stink, even if it's not justified, they get free stuff.

[@darthnihilusthelordofhunge6597]

"Going to a place called Halloween Horror Nights and expecting Christmas" Probably the best thing you have ever said

[@Jesusfreak323]

Grizgreninja Thex1xxxgamr yes.

[@Rhia1011]

Grizgreninja Thex1xxxgamr lol I work Six Flags during Fright Fest and it's ridiculous the amount of people who get mad because we scare their kids

[@denariidragonsyt8017]

This was ONE of the best things. He’s got a lot of humor

[@JeanLucCaptain]

Seriously my local library has all these crazy people daily.

[@jasondoherty2784]

204 Likes

[@YogoBites]

Me: “Actually getting 7000000 Pepsi points” PepsiCo: That was a joke but we’re so impressed that we are gonna find a way to get you a fighter jet. Me: Wait what I was joking but okay

[@RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg]

I think PEPSI actually have those bough from Russia

[@L0WlE]

@@RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg Pepsi only got ships no planes from te Soviet union

[@ncrranger6409]

lowie van noyen and they had to give them back

[@o_o5210]

I would like but your at 69 likes

[@officialtoddhoward69]

This is incredibly not funny.

[@pillowcarter3633]

Person: takes a French fry. Me: I AM SUING YOU! Person: I just took one fry. Me: still suing you

[@satansenpai383]

Dude, I'm from Florida, and I started going to Halloween Horror Nights when I was 8. If you go, you are literally asking to be scared, you can't sue over it.

[@Literallydissociating]

Cenna Noble I looooooove Halloween horror nights!!

[@marit3671]

*YOU WASTED MY PRECIOUS 5 SECONDS!*

[@randombitch.9156]

LETS SUE THIS BOLD HEADED EGG

[@ReamstreamsGenshin]

Marit Rutjens is it bad that I repeated that part... a couple of times?

[@darkspire1224]

*wasted

[@lukes.3227]

*WHY?!?*

[@alexataylor4218]

Marit Rutjens you wrote "wasted" wrong

[@CoreyB777]

They never said a "real" fighter jet... Would have given him a toy one lmao!

[@Ashmister27GamingMore]

IM SUING YOU FOR LYING!! IT YOU WASTED *6* SECONDS..! Jeeze...

[@julieporter7805]

Ashmiester27 Gaming & More False advertising, even more of a reason.

[@lunatravis702]

?????????????? Check your gramer it makes no sense.What dose "IT YOU" mean???????????????????

[@ladyfirefighter222]

@@lunatravis702 Um, sorry to correct you, but you spelled "grammar" and "does" wrong.

[@muukas3453]

well, he tried

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@ladyfirefighter222 also forgot the comma after grammar, as well as question marks before the question itself and way too many at that.

[@whalefilms8755]

You forgot about the guy that sued Red Bull cause it did not give him wings THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES ITS THE MOST IVE EVER GOTTEN!!!!!!!!!

[@MEDOBOLT]

but didnt that guy win? XD

[@bzboy21]

That happened recently I guess, this video was made in *2nd January 2018.*

[@idc.magna.7169]

I should sue Samsung I put my phone on airplane mode threw it and it fell to the ground

[@fatpenguin0089]

I'm gonna sue that guy cause I was preparing to sue redbull for the same reason for the past 3 years Also you for reading my comment

[@mykeklesner4154]

lol you act like getting 170 likes is something to be proud of

[@Halpin2006]

Matthew, in 1996, I worked for a retail computer store chain in the SF Bay Area, which is so costly to live in that some people there will do the craziest things to get extra money. One day there at work, a customer was reading a magazine, standing far back from the rack but closer to a back office door. I walked out the office door, and as it swung open, it bumped the man. He immediately filed charges against the store for injury and safety violation, since the "door swing path was not marked on the floor with black and yellow tape". His case never went anywhere. But seriously, it would have been much easier if he had simply robbed the store! I swear!

[@Based100Gigachad]

Ok boomer.

[@Based100Gigachad]

Person: *breathes* Other person: *I'm suing you!*

[@africacarey]

That's America folks

[@donatomrbones]

I'm guessing suing a moving company over them stealing your stuff isn't on the list lol

[@saltyark7564]

Good for you for not doing the McDonalds Coffee one, the McDonald’s corporation actually went and relentlessly harassed the lady for suing them when she originally only wanted money to pay for her medical bills, the company was making the coffee way hotter than was supposed to be and the lady received very serious burns to her genital regions as a result, but McDonald’s made it sound like it was a frivolous lawsuit when in fact many people complained about the coffee being way over any reasonable tempature it was just under boiling.

[@thatnerdseth7337]

Adam ruins everything fan? me too.

[@mr.meloetta1939]

@@thatnerdseth7337 ARE fans _represeeeeeeeeent_

[@hedgie9823]

Sued you for taking my potential spot in the comments section (Even though I haven't even posted a comment)

[@chicastruckingdriver8001]

I forgot about that

[@fisharooniboi6969]

thatnerdseth same. Love that show

[@BenRollinsActor]

There was also the case of the man who sued God, and won. The man's house was struck by lightning, and burned down. The man sued God. The court ruled in his favor, but left it up to him to collect the damages from God.

[@shaunnarichards2716]

If that's true it's both brilliant and hilarious the court did it that way lol

[@TheJnblackwell2007]

the7thson1962 You mean Zeus? Edit: Well, Zeus is a god

[@Gilhelmi]

Which God?

[@magnacartalover]

Unknown There’s More Than 1 Dude

[@purplantic3]

#7 Too scary **ad pops up about kit Kats** Oh my that's REALLY scary!

[@zacharykim5596]

I’m suing KZbin for flat earth conspiracy

[@the_mariocrafter]

Lol! XD!

[@lilianahmartinez2773]

*Honey, where are my paaaaants?*

[@bonelessmemes4924]

...I have no soul...

[@spottierdog]

Oh that's the Lego movie

[@imk2007]

Everything is awesome

[@hazel7256]

Idk

[@medall9191]

On your legs

[@channelofoxford2131]

the failed suicide one reminds me of The Incredibles.

[@Jesusfreak323]

Channel of Oxford yes same

[@prismaduque5532]

Channel of Oxford Exactly what i thought of!!

[@hyptoseptical6469]

Same

[@landonpine4634]

Channel of Oxford me to

[@satrinawolf1370]

same

[@markbent1356]

Matthew: Missing Pants Frankenwolfer: Found Them

[@sketchturner3655]

Objection! You didn't waste five seconds of time, instead, you wasted SIX seconds of time!

[@mathias3231]

Where is the redbull case? Where someone sued Redbull for not giving them wings and Won!

[@thegreaterg8r148]

Yeah, i remember that case!

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

Seriously? Seriously 😐

[@mr.meloetta1939]

iwanttodienow.avi

[@literallyarven]

Boiiiiiiiiii.... Seriously? This ACTUALLY happened?

[@squidgames2562]

I need a linl

[@diamondlol5830]

Doctor:u have 5 seconds left to live Me:watches this Him:HA I JUST WASTED 5 seconds of of ur Time Me: noooooooo (dies) 😵

[@yahyaplayzz5107]

That was funny! !

[@thaliayajama3376]

Gavin's FunHouse it’s a joke

[@fabianpro9909]

@@thaliayajama3376 r/woosh

[@TheCubeSnowflake]

FabianSzpak Games r/whoooosh You whooooshed someone who already whooooshed

[@jeremeezuniga2668]

The Cube Snowflake r/wooooooosh You did the same *BOI*.

[@Psalms-]

I worked for an employer for several years when during a meeting she made a remark about being hitler and us her Jews. Little did she know my great grandfather fled from Poland to America because you guessed it him being Jewish. So I quit. She sued me for “hurting her business” distress and oh she forged my signature on a 2 yr non compete. Crazy woman wanted 1.5 million dollars. Drug out for nearly 4 years. In the end she ended up loosing her business and the law suit The judge also had some pretty harsh words to her about the remark she made in the meeting.

[@anthonycole6429]

I have to say that your videos make my day man! Though, there is one law suit that was recent. A man is suing his parents for not having his consent for his birth. Lol.

[@SadJBomb]

I'm not suing you for wasting my time... I am however suing you for false advertising as it was actually 5.7 seconds

[@independentquebec3500]

you spent your time on that

[@grahamturner2640]

The Jake Master How Do you know it was 5.7 seconds?

[@sirdogpoopington4922]

Lol

[@PaperLuigi99]

I am suing you for 23 trillion dollars for being too accurate.

[@ritvikgiridharan2845]

@@grahamturner2640 possibly an editing software

[@WolfofNightMusic]

can we sue these people for lowering my iq?

[@Theblackitalian]

Of course see you in court

can i sue you for suing?

[@littlevoidboi2111]

Can I sue y’all for existing?

[@mikedaskalakis5006]

Gavin Cook can I sue you for suing them all for existing?

[@juanmartin903]

Depends. Did you vote for Trump?

[@donnat8822]

Teacher: hi boy Me: so are you assuming I can speak English

[@blueyez7856]

Donna Thorson *SUED*

[@morobotz7374]

Im suing you because your not replying to this comment

[@ethanwing5766]

I'll respond Hi

[@sliodio8607]

You cant sue me...i replyied

[@zac.bolin01]

MoRobot Z reply

[@Rin_Mitsumono]

I'm sueing you for having a minecraft profile

[@jdpanda7069]

Hi

[@KobyW]

Whoever makes those animations at each number is super talented!

[@nanamz7257]

why thank you

[@itsdanielvibing]

Well, in this video don't you think matthew santoro was being a little mean? I mean come on, I know there dumb but why!?

[@theperson9605]

Koby W by your profile... I'm guessing your art? XD

[@hat5724]

No kidding new animation every video. Seriously that is amazing

[@wk5867]

There's this British Show called Judge Rinder and there was one episode which shocks me. It was some guy's birthday and he was a big football/soccer fan. His dad ordered a cake service to make a cake with his favourite team's design. However, the inside of the cake had colours of his rival team. That's why he tried to sue the service. The guy even said he was so upset he didn't eat any. One of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

W4lid Kh4n that’s wasting food. It’s could’ve save Africa

[@jimwormmaster]

I dunno, that does seem like a valid complaint, the cake wasn't to the specifications given. That being said, a lawsuit seems a bit much, rather than getting a replacement cake. Maybe he already tried to file a complaint and the manager told him to do something anatomically improbable. Hard to say on that one without all the details.

[@bradlemmond]

That doesn't surprise me that much, people take -soccer- *football* seriously.

[@cash3144]

Lazy-Assed Ninja if he was a Manchester City fan and had Manchester United colours in his cake I would understand

[@peanutbutter6634]

I'm drinking pepsi, I'm not cristien, and an apple add came up while watching this. I'm scared

[@MS-jj4vk]

I don’t get it sorry

[@grantbrown9024]

@@MS-jj4vk they're scared because of the coincidences. Pepsi, God, and Apple were mentioned in the video, while he was drinking Pepsi, being an atheist, and an apple ad showed up.

[@the_mariocrafter]

I taught “Apple Addiction” was someone suing Apple for general smartphone addiction.

[@grimmlock6286]

That wasn’t 5 seconds, IT WAS SIX!

[@user-iw6ty7tr7d]

*slow claps*

[@Anna-kj3np]

SUED!!!

[@7solstice754]

I know right

[@theangrygamer5679]

omg

[@ejheadbird7219]

How darr you im sue you m8

[@ebrastrafe332]

Umm you lied that was 6 seconds, you owe me 100,000$

[@deadpool-lu3zh]

Ebra Strafe I'll give u 89,689,990$

[@professionalconcreteconsum2968]

IT WAS 7

[@Brooke-nt6zg]

Actually it was 7 seconds

[@istillwantherlmao]

You edited it now you owe me 5 billion dollars.

[@O-townplaya]

@@deadpool-lu3zh Hey man I love you can I get a piece of pie?

[@benjaminbruno6812]

As someone who goes to Halloween Horror Nights every year I can vouch that a lot of people go just for the rides and complain about the scare actors. Tickets are a fraction the cost, and the lines for the rides are short because everyone's in the haunted houses. Personally I love those people cause their hilarious too watch

[@frataliandinosaour6222]

Person: IM SUING U FOR LOOKING AT ME Person that person is suing: i was lokking at u cuz u have A DOG. Me: *humming "I'll sue ya" by weird al yankovic*

[@SebastianPeterson]

*you said you wasted 5 seconds of my time, yet you wasted 6 seconds* I’m suing you for lying to me

[@loganroberts2091]

Yes

[@batfang5583]

We're going to bring a class action for that extra second.

[@reannamackinnon7921]

Ur names cleverboy86 yet u aren't clever because lying is a dumb thing for suing😑

[@n0stxlg1a12]

Reanna Mackinnon r/woooosh

[@jeremeezuniga2668]

Reanna Mackinnon r/wooooosh

[@jeremiahpelaez6841]

Uhhh who are you??? “Matt” Jason?,Howie?,Mr Clean? Are you real!?!??!?!

[@jeremiahpelaez6841]

Theory confirmed, dat impressions!!

[@emartinez557]

He's the lead singer from Right Said Fred

[@Demon666x3]

I think its time you stopped taking acid.

[@Jesusfreak323]

Jeremiah P commet

[@Jesusfreak323]

Jeremiah P hi

[@brandtpahlow6508]

5:04 When your mom says you can't get Mc.Donalds

[@shayandthesitter4016]

The judge should have told him drink a six-pack and go to the club everybody look just fine

[@bioluminescentbro179]

"I'm going to sue a train for running me over cause I was attempting suicide!"

[@bioluminescentbro179]

Daniel Orjuela it's a joke about a joke argument

[@jovialmonster757]

Incorrect you wasted 6 seconds of my time!!!! Not 5!!!!!! I will sue!!!!!

[@GeminiPrincess-gq7cj]

Jovialmonster 75 😂

[@annielovesu1]

It was 8

[@Plug_Art]

Jovialmonster 75 also sue him for miseducation

[@RenlinkMorales]

Can you count 1 2 3 4 t not 4.5 or 5.5 is just 5 dance moms

[@Kittsuera]

it was no more than 3... had it at 2x speed from the start.

[@adisura9904]

Fun fact there is a movie called omg, a Bollywood movie that is quite thought provoking, and revolves around a guy who files a case against God

[@FallenAngel1508]

"No that wasn't me in Space Jam GET AWAY!!!"🏃🏾‍♂️💨 I wouldn't wanna take credit for that either. LoL😆😆😆

[@arresttedrosadhanom741]

I am gonna sue red bull because it didn't give me wings as they said 😂😂😂😂

[@brainiax2602]

Blessings Joy they actually got sued for that and u can’t do it anymore

[@asnake9092]

Brainiax260 really?! Please tell me they didn't lose lol?

[@brainiax2602]

a snake they lost I’m pretty sure but they deserved it for saying it

[@trueoskar]

I wondered why they added that bit at the end "Red Bull does not actually give you wings"...

[@enddorb]

I think they settled, but close enough

[@brisaascencio4388]

maybe I Should sue a piece of cheese for expiring

[@xzoraaa6294]

yeah he was casuing you physcholigical trauma

[@harveyabel1354]

Well that won't happen with a Twinkie, so yeh ;)

[@kingraj3433]

That caused me severe depression

[@christinekirkland3082]

or ice cream for being vanilla instead of chocolate

[@wesleyhogan]

dude, that wouldn't compare to when I almost wanted to Sue my mom for not letting me watch Deadpool but then I rethought that and thought. . .you know what, shes my mom, shes trying to get me to stay way from dangerous movies, and she loves me. . .

[@johnbailey5835]

Ah, america... You breathed? LAWSUIT. Weirdoes. You should be normal like us here in britain. Anyways Im gonna go drink about 4 litres of tea with cold biscuits. Normal. Yeah...

[@DuggzValentine]

Ah yes in our great England we have FREE HEALTHCARE! Ha ha ha ha ha!

[@alabamahebrew]

Love the channel Matt, I have been binge watching it since I subbed to it a week ago, man you got a lot of videos lol. There was a relative of my ex wife who was painting a living room and the owner of the house refused to remove the furniture inside or even cover it up. So her cousin went about doing the job of repainting the living room, but sadly a bucket of paint slipped out of his hand and landed on the back of a $3,000 leather sofa, bounced up and broke a $1200 lamp. When the bucket slipped from his hands he tried to grab it but the ladder, which was the home owners btw, ended up twisting and breaking on a spot he noticed was bad on the side of the ladder. This caused him to tumble to floor and twisting an ankle and breaking his wrist as he tried to catch himself. He ended up suing the homeowners Insurance for all medical costs, the price of the couch and the lamp, and another $50,000 for the ladder being the cause of his pain and suffering. All in all he walked away with about a court win of about $250,000!! He pocketed just under $100,000 of it since he had to pay his medical bills. Oh, HE WAS THE HOMEOWNER!! Lol. Yup he sued his own homeowners insurance company and won! The judge based his decision on the fact that it indeed been a contracted painter and all this happened, the insurance company would have gladly paid out the money so what difference did it make WHO the claimant was!! The insurance company did not appeal the decision, they handed him a check within 2 days lol.

[@MissBaconStealer]

"If you’re jealous, sue me. Sue it" -Min Yoongi 2017 I'm sorry that song played in my head. I witnessed someone threaten to sue McDonlads here because she dropped her coffee. She claimed the coffee was too hot and burned her. Didn't say anything but I was taking culinary plus I had common sense to know coffee is hot. Technically its supposed to be 195-205 F as I learned in class so yeah its gonna hurt.

[@hereshotrod3873]

Miss Bacon Let's pray to whatever god, hope or cross finger that she lose.

[@user-fq6ww2cu3r]

I was just getting over BTS....... DANG IT a Min Yoongi reference.....

[@Humanhamsandwich]

Are you talking about the girl that got like 3rd degree burns across her whole body?

[@MissBaconStealer]

Thatdude74 nah she was fine. I was there when it happened. This was in Hawaii.

[@SofieBjorkheim]

Miss Bacon someone actually did sue McDonald's for burning her tounge on the coffe. Think that's why it's says "hot content" now, because she actually won because it didn't say it was hot on the mug. (Now, I heard this a long time ago and I can't say I'm 100% sure it's accurate, but it's absolutely plausible.)

[@RecoveryPlayz]

You sipped too loud! Im suing you!

[@qmulus_yt]

You're suing Matthew! I'm suing!

[@mcmonkey26]

You’re not suing me! I’m suing!

[@Aroacemafuyu]

You breathed air! You’re sued

[@destructionbroz2038]

You sued someone! Your sued!

[@ginichimaru001]

SLURPS LOUDER

[@johnjames4834]

Can`t believe you missed the `Its going to cost you an arm and a leg` gag.

[@denizozkaya9637]

Sues for not giving airplane Matthew : I jUsT wAsTeD yOuR TiMe SUE ME!

[@blackvoid4033]

Why wasn't the woman who sued a guy for saving her from drowning on this list

[@kadynsmith1497]

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No (Gunshot)

[@Jesusfreak323]

Eh Ler Tha yes

[@imvarynoice6925]

Eh Ler Tha that Is a geat question she is well insane

[@O-townplaya]

I am preparing a lawsuit as we speak Matt!!! YOU WASTED MY 5 SECONDS!!!!!! 🤣🤣😊

[@haywardbarrows5906]

You're wasting my 5 seconds for being one of the other guys

[@O-townplaya]

@@haywardbarrows5906 you wasted another 5 of mine bud... 😂

[@gottalivehappy]

*you wasted my 5 seconds for copying another comment, Cuff him boys!*

[@legendgames128]

Gualol, you wasted 5 seconds of my lunch time! You owe me 6 seconds of lunchtime with me!

[@itsyaboi21noi]

I counted it was 6 seconds

[@rainwhitebuffalo5732]

I just discovered your channel and dude...I effin LOVE you!!!

[@kristinreid5033]

That guy looks nothing like Jordan.

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@kristinreid5033]

@@donkeyhobo34 I love you too lol.

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@kristinreid5033 let's get married

[@kristinreid5033]

@@donkeyhobo34 I can't, I already am. 😔

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@kristinreid5033 you seem like you can use two husbands

[@kifbender7302]

What about when that guy saved a woman from drowning at the beach and then she sued him for not saving him sooner?

[@Rylosalex]

For real???

[@kifbender7302]

Rylosalex yeah haha the guy who saved her did an ama on reddit

[@gbengahouston]

*her

[@kifbender7302]

gbenga olu huh?

[@ghl3186]

kif bender gbenga olu explains that you typed "then she sued him for not saving *him* sooner"

[@rengabashyam8015]

I'm gonna sue my cable operator for 10 million rupees for giving me 750 channels which causes me difficulty to memorize channel numbers amd it also reduced my ability to memorize which caused me reduced grades. Once since I don't know the exact channel number for sports channel I missed starting 10 minutes of the El Classico.

[@theinternetpolice4365]

renga bashyam Wait, Rupee is a real currency? I thought it was just in the legend of zelda.

[@newyorkmapper3281]

renga bashyam 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pokemanpaul8284]

The Internet Police it's indian m8.

[@MegaBallPowerBall]

The Internet Police Are you trolling or do you just have Trump Voter level intellect?

[@nwovee]

Man: [sues god] God: *2012 Intensifies*

[@gabrielmwoodman9867]

*2020

[@zure6785]

2021

[@Andym67]

Just found your channel, absolutely hilarious, thank you so much.

[@ohyeahmrkrabz6935]

I. Love. Your. Videos. No, but seriously. Thank you. I've fell into depression for four years. Your videos helped me alot, and I managed to pull myself alone out of it.. Nobody else believed that I had this issue. It was horrible and I'm glad its gone. Thank you.

[@vick7868]

DyingSanity FH Glad to hear you've found a way to be happier and ward off your depression. Here's to you bro!

[@adepojuaa]

God bless you 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Nikki_81]

❤❤💖💖

[@deadmanwalkin_0422]

Im sueing you for having *DEPRESSION*

[@DaGalaxyBoy]

@@deadmanwalkin_0422 he doesnt have it anymore so you technically lost get rekt

[@matiashansen674]

What about the person who sued redbull for not giving him wings

[@GoroAkechi_Real]

*cricket cricket cricket cricket* What do crickets even say? Let’s just keep assuming it’s “Cricket cricket cricket”

[@pepperonipizza8200]

I thought they chirped.

[@theatomnerds6770]

+Perfect_Poop I'm going to have to sue you for saying crickets chirp

[@d3athsqvadanthem609]

The Pokemon Theories I'm gonna sue you for sueing him

[@theatomnerds6770]

+Ethan knapp I'm going to have to sue you for suing me for suing him

[@lindalin5587]

The guy has no resemblance to Jordan . ...well, maybe 1 👆🏽

[@lydiax2178]

You wasted 6 seconds of my precious time actually

[@sovietdoggo5836]

*You actually wasted 6 of my seconds*

[@achairstudios8730]

LAWSUIT

[@mrmemes7883]

*AHHHHHH THATS EVEN WORSE GIVE HIM A LAWSUIT*

[@ayden6860]

I’ll sue him for wasting my time AND lying now HA HA HA

[@lightningstudios9559]

I heard about a story in the news quite some time ago, where a guy tried to sue his TOASTER.

[@autumnrah]

*SEND* *HIM* *TO* *A* *MENTAL* *ASYLUM*

[@lightningstudios9559]

I wish I could.

[@Bicholover5487]

Crazy Gameplayz you can

[@dpg3308]

OH MY GOD XD SUING A TOASTER WHY WAS HIS TOAST STUCK

[@dpg3308]

also nice patrick picture

[@timothyolyphant4605]

I love all the stories that you tell , they are all wonderful keep being your wired fun , also scary self

[@martinpe4733]

I'm suing KZbin for showing this in my recommended

[@not_blomstz]

Elytra Plays You do realize that by clicking on the video, you’re telling KZbin to recommend more videos like this?

[@Charlottedapup]

Winter wooosh

[@Dusty_Moonpie]

I would not want the guy to get a fighter jet but as Pepsi clearly advertised that you could win one, he should have won that case. It is false advertising, that happens to be illegal.

[@jemmasmith723]

Phillip Morrison he actually did win the case this case is the reason why we have laws against false advertising also that law didn't exist back then

[@Jesusfreak323]

Phillip Morrison yes thank you

[@envy7522]

also, the reason he wanted the jet was because he did the math and he realized that he could make a huge profit by reselling it, and later pepsi raised the price in pepsi points after the lawsuit, but he paid again because he would still earn quite a lot of money.

[@Dusty_Moonpie]

Jemma Smith no, he lost the law suit. And this was in 1996. The first false advertising laws, The Lanham Act, was put in place in July of 1946.

[@epicpoppiecorn1887]

Im pretty certain he wasn't actually wanting the jet. He was a business student and saw it as a opportunity to sue the company because he knew they wouldn't be able to deliver something as ridiculous as a fighter jet. In his mind he could've gotten more money through the lawsuit than the amount he forked over to get the 7 million pepsi points.

[@dugroz]

I was 33 away from being the 2 millionth view. I'm suing.

[@freshtapzrapzproductx5316]

[Ooooooo

[@user-mb3up7qs2h]

Sad🍆

[@snowwolf6901]

I'm suing you for commenting

[@Cjnw]

Normie

[@Rin_Mitsumono]

I'm sueing this comment

[@chrislong8571]

You should do stand up comedy, you would be great at it. Youre always cracking me up. Keep up the great vids!

[@crazyaboutspace]

Did you know the Apollo dry cleaner try to sue NASA

[@pinky-5138]

*HEY! YOU WASTED MY PRECIOUS AND PRETTY 10 SECONDS! >:(*

[@mahigull3670]

How about when CJ and Ryder sued big smoke's azz for eating his Number 9 with extra DIP

[@wavsnackssss]

Mahi gull lol

[@RiotforPeacePlz]

Hahahahaha thx man lol this made my day

[@georgeshao6390]

Mahi gull The guy had two number 9s too, he's always hungry

[@wwave313]

OHHHHHHHHH

[@mahigull3670]

RiotforPeacePlz any time m8

[@GenXfrom75]

Just subscribed. I know this video is OLD but I plan to go do some binge-watching!

[@yoshuat]

Been following you since 2014! You’ve been a huge inspiration. We just created this channel to release our FIRST ALBUM! :)

[@Acquiredammunity]

#1: A cake shop sued for not baking a cake

[@mangmang6269]

#2 Life getting sued for not giving cookies

[@Jason-ke4ew]

*DRYCLEANERS, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!?!*

[@deniseholcomb2109]

You quack me up! Thanks for the laughs Matt! I needed that!!

[@Gothdancer67]

The one about hunt at Knottsberry farm was giving me flashbacks. You can’t believe how many stupid people go into a place and yell don’t scare me LOL

[@ReamstreamsGenshin]

"Make sure you're sitting down." What, is lying down on my bed unacceptable? Are you gonna sue me for that? Also, that face at the beginning.

[@mikapii5210]

A guy sued redbull because it doesn't actually give you wings. The worst part? He actually won.

[@GeminiPrincess-gq7cj]

2018 would be great, they said. Wow that’s just sad. What has this world come too.

[@mikapii5210]

I wonder if his evidence was him drinking the red bull....

[@mishyy]

Well can I sue my sister cuz she's annoying??? Inner me:"your case sounds legit!"

[@fibeejeebeez8248]

You just won yourself another subscriber! Omg you are soooo hilarious! I’m suing you for making me laugh so hard I was in tears and found it hard to breathe! 🤭🤪

[@deadleyspike]

Halloween Horror night and expecting Christmas. 😂

[@taureon_]

oof

[@Terrentol]

I’m suing you! You said five seconds! IT WAS SEVEN!!!! (Joke)

[@theatomnerds6770]

I'm suing you, how dare you make a joke!

[@rehnumajamil2751]

TheUnknownGamer I am suing you it's 6 seconds

[@JohnNelson-ft2vd]

TheUnknownGamer not joke I'm during!

[@Jesusfreak323]

TheUnknownGamer hi

[@pigl4t1]

TheUnknownGamer why did you put joke in your comment... I think that people would understand it's a joke

[@edwindejarneatt1821]

the beer thing sounds like somthing my uncles brother would do! how convenient! XD XD

[@jostewart3192]

A woman successfully sued Telstra millions of dollars for slipping down the stairs and hurting her shoulder when she was working from home

[@byendlvl]

Me: Mom... Mom: Yes? Me: If god exists... Me: *can i sue him?*

[@ethanwing5766]

No he'll win and then you'll have to pay him

[@TheCubeSnowflake]

He doesn’t exist

[@byendlvl]

@@TheCubeSnowflake Ok, sir, take the rofl first.

[@blueyez7856]

The Cube Snowflake you are a non-christian you are

[@daerdevvyl4314]

The Cube Snowflake I have had the following conversation several times in KZbin comments: Random commenter: “God doesn’t exist.” Me: “Why are you so sure that God doesn’t exist?” RC: “Why are you so sure he does?” Me: “I didn’t say I was sure he does. In fact, the only evidence based position is agnosticism. I just asked why you are stating the non-existence of God as fact.” End of conversation. I never get an answer to my question.

[@Carmello-rl7kw]

Yo are probably the funniest and most informal person on you tube I'm a big fan

[@thomasroy7340]

Steven Carmello you're like 11

[@connorvandeventer3418]

thomas roy dude it does not matter

[@thomasroy7340]

Steel Samauri you're like 11 aswell

[@connorvandeventer3418]

thomas roy well think of me as you will because I like his channel to your probably the 11 year old

[@ok1933]

thomas roy if your saying people are 11 then your basically saying your 8

[@dimidrugg9592]

Great video! Now all these people are gonna sue Matthew for mocking them.

[@dimidrugg9592]

By the way, this video explains why some people suffer from liticaphobia (fear of lawsuits). Maybe that one's not an irrational fear after all.