10 EASY TO MAKE COCKTAILS

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Are you looking for easy cocktail recipes for your Christmas party? Look no further! In this video we go over ten easy, delicious and beautiful cocktails.
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10 EASY TO MAKE COCKTAILS

[@optimistxxprime]

Asher is usually so softspoken, I got scared when he yelled that aggressively

[@Metalmorph169]

I bet you liked it

[@user-vb1qn7dg6z]

Kuroi Masuku I liked it. Made my tiger pussy moist

[@TiariMoore]

Streamer Aleks same🙋‍♂️

[@vicariousvitality1027]

One of my favorite of his being on screen. Top moment has GOT to be him being yelled at to go eat something James was making and him replying "ok, you're gonna make me cry dude" Choice. 👌🏽

[@JermaLover]

@@vicariousvitality1027 What video is that from? I'd love to see that.

[@DirtyVik]

13:47 Aleks doubling back on him thinking the drinks got mixed up when he saw Criken's reaction has me dying

[@colintherookmain7419]

This video is just an excuse for Asher to poison Aleks and take over Cow Chop. *I SEE THROUGH YOUR MASTER PLAN ASHER!*

[@Dasher-]

where ever he goes it's just destruction to put him on the path of leadership of cowchop!

[@HectorHernandez-yb7dr]

TALK SHIT GET POISONED SON!

[@Cynical_Soup]

But there is still james and Brett

[@colintherookmain7419]

Loop Doop sshhhhhhh, they might be the next targets. Just keep your eyes peeled.

[@Yeen66]

Change your name and picture, aleks might see it and get triggered

[@TheDamnaccountnames]

Moscow mule - 45 ml vodka - 1⁄2 lime - 2 dashes Angostura bitters - 120 ml ginger beer - Ice Old fashioned - 60ml bourbon or rye whiskey - 10ml sugar syrup - 3 to 5 dashes Angostura bitters White russian - 25 ml coffee liqueur - 50 ml vodka - cream Melon ball - 30 ml melon liqueur - 30 ml vodka - 30 ml pineapple juice Pineapple mojito - 50ml Bacardí (white rum) - 60ml sparkling water - 15ml lime juice - 15ml sugar syrup - 12 mint leaves - pineapple juice i guess? Jager bomb - glass of Red Bull - shot of Jägermeister Mimosa - 60 ml sparkling wine (Champaign, cava or prosecco) - 60 ml orange juice - 5 ml Cointreau Pina colada - 30ml white rum or coconut rum - 30ml coconut milk - 1 spoon condensed milk - 30ml pineapple juice Mexican mule (The whole house special) - 45 ml tequilla - 1⁄2 lime - 2 dashes Angostura bitters - 120 ml ginger beer - Ice Whiskey coke (Also the whole house special?) - 100ml Coca-Cola - 100ml Whiskey

[@saltysavestate5855]

15:38 I have never, in my life, seen someone drink something then immediately grab their head as if mental damage was being done. *Make me a drink, Asher.*

[@MANA98]

_"two shots of vodka"_

[@vld2435]

*pours whole bottle*

[@lostevesy]

MANA Well a shot is like 20oz right ?

[@roxanna1971]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5i0epd4qqmmfsk

[@penjaminfranklin]

Unfunny vine alert

[@GoTdAtSwAg100]

Susboyardee well wasnt really a vine but I get the point

[@Nicktechnoo]

Asher legit scared me 18:49

[@Dead_End_Angel]

Nick Snider ikr legit the first time ever seeing asher play an angry character in a video, it was surprising cause he's always chill.

[@vameria]

I love it when he talks dirty

[@rizuuu9]

*a dollop of fake blood*

[@Dead_End_Angel]

tree toast funny that the drink that had the blood paint was the one that tasted the best. And the one that tasted like paint was the one that had none.

[@Bambingobongo]

wowthersnonamesleft that fake blood was safe to drink lmao?

[@TotalCamaroZ28]

honestly thought that was motor oil...

[@sockmonkey1994]

Honestly without the fake blood that one looked like an actual drink

[@Dead_End_Angel]

Bamboozled yeah it's safe to drink, they've used it before to act like they cut their mouth or broke a tooth before.

[@syn_0]

18:13 When you see Aleks' Whiskey and Coke is green, you know something bad is about to happen.

[@tinfoilhat6841]

I come back to this video every now and again and it never gets old.

[@Tranzgressions]

I haven’t been a huge fan of Asher but he killed it in this one

[@houyeet]

Asher’s angry voice is scary

[@mgctr]

Asher's angry voice is fuckin hot

[@JermaLover]

@@mgctr Very much agreed.

[@matt8797]

Asher is the most underrated member of Cow Chop, he's fucking great

[@miltonwaddams3969]

apparently also the most underperforming member of Cow Chop lmao

[@ryanschablein5311]

This didn’t age well

[@Glitterlamps4lyf]

As a bartender I cried a little because it’s so accurate when it comes not knowing how to make a drink

[@tylerp.5004]

As a not bartender I cried a little because these drinks are fucking abominations to the world of mixology.

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

As a bartender shouldn’t you never not know how to make a drink?

[@warboi5346]

Wait isn’t it your job to know how to make the drinks?

[@justarandomguy3969]

guys i think this person lied about being a bartender, that or they literally just dont know how to do their job

[@Cheers_Mcgee]

Man I am so new to this experience. I only found out about Jame’s gaming channel less than a month ago and then through his videos I learned of Cow Chop. What had I been missing all these years?! Then I find out these dudes no longer continue to make videos for this amazing channel. Devastating news even to a newbie like me. Anyways on the plus side, I have been binge watching non stop going through a variety of uploads, which they never fail to keep me laughing out loud. So without further ado, thank you Cow Chop and the crew behind this amazing concept. The world more than ever needs the fun comedy that you guys brought to KZbin. You will be missed.

[@MugungaBruh]

There is a similar channel now with a few old members and its called offcanny its just basically all the chaos in cow chop just a full channel

[@krakinnuts876]

@@MugungaBruh and a lot less uploads plus it has Jakob and Trevor

[@thereforepie7531]

People come and go but the factory they work at will continue to roll. Innit something? Anyways have a good one.

[@lexfox4661]

this has nothing to do with cow chop but the boys are a good channel to check out and similar energy

[@leeshang6419]

Wait till you learn about thecreatures channel.

[@liquidladdy]

This is just a perfect episode, The amount of rage in their faces towards the end is magnifique.

[@Ddarkan]

"I don't hear as many screams this time" Always a good sign to hear that from the bartender when walking into a bar.

[@zennyclor626]

Asher is a treasure to this world. please have him in more videos he's freaking hilarious

[@starman545]

Angry Asher scares me. Also idk where yall got the drink mixing music but its perfect

[@TheAtomicVapor]

PaulBreenis its from a video game called guns gore and cannoli

[@an0nym0usvi3wer]

I thought he was gonna say “It tastes like your little sister”

[@TetraSky]

Not incest if talking about someone else's little sister. English, do you speak you?

[@xamenkai9360]

I speak me

[@nunyabizz2642]

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought the same

[@Kyo_theTowaSimp]

I want that clipped for future usage, preferably as someone's donation sound.

[@Joshua-gw3qd]

Same

[@lybandz7146]

Cricken is hilarious when he’s drunk lmao 😂

[@Criken]

I was unfortunately sober for this whole video

[@tilerdurpen4135]

Yo what anime is your PFP?

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Tiler Durpen Berserk 1997

[@megavapour4163]

Criken2 😂😂

[@kindafatkindastrong5683]

its called acting bud

[@TreesFallrs]

5 years later man i miss cow chop love re watching these

[@grug4324]

Always has been and always will be my favorite and most missed KZbin channel

[@dissociativealeks]

This one is a fuckin classic, every once in a while I get a craving for the tigers pussy

[@Sinatra301]

One of my favorite asher videos. I watch this every once in a while and it is still hilarious every time

[@Sinatra301]

Back again😂

[@Soulless261]

He found the Jager a drink too late

[@ThereminElectro]

Ive been going back and watching channels i used to love, most of them are very "meh" because my taste in humor has changed. But cowchop still has me cackling. Especially this video

[@OgLatinoHeat]

same here bro lol

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

They have that charm

[@houyeet]

Same, I forgot his funny they were

[@clarissasabile]

WE WANT A DRUNK SHOW ON COWCHOP WE WANT A DRUNK SHOW ON COWCHOP WE WANT A DRUNK SHOW ON COWCHOP

[@morbidblade]

no

[@starcrossedother]

Every Cow Chop video is a drunk video.

[@steadyrhythms9571]

I think someone would die, so maybe not the best idea.

[@Icyalex360]

Everyone was drunk on Class of 198x

[@nunyabizz2642]

YES

[@JackalArtsmith]

"That's the pina colata" "It smells like pee" "no this is definitely the pina colata" I'm dead lmao

[@luciferb7060]

Logic-DL what's a pina colata?

[@alflex621]

4:50 that might be the best 5 seconds this channel has ever produced

[@beeeennnnnnn]

easily one of my favorite CC videos, R.I.P.

[@_s_9920]

More dad Brett and a surprise star appearance of angry Asher, wow, what a treat!

[@somewhatschmidt]

I still watch this yearly its just one of my favorite videos idk

[@finalaleks.6663]

So when are they announcing Criken as an official member of Cow Chop

[@MeAuntieNora]

On face value that concept makes me extremely happy. But I also love Criken as an independent creator too much to want to see him tied to any one group. I'm LOVING how often he's collaborating though!

[@proxythefool]

Me Auntie Nora It's not like being on Cowchop hinders their independence. Nova always streaming and uploading game stuff to his own channel and Aleks is back to making more regular uploads on ImmortalHD.

[@Mal0ni]

he already has a rooster teeth partnered group called sideshow with bedbanana and tomato lol

[@OGMoneyMaker891]

He already has his own group of RoosterTeeth

[@finalaleks.6663]

It's a darn diddly joke, fammerino

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

this is the best video cow chop have ever made

[@Schuylerbs]

I know no one is looking at this but this is one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen and I have to keep coming back to watch it. RIP Cow Chop

[@squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688]

I can't wait to celebrate my 21st tomorrow with these 10 easy to make cocktails XD

[@LesGrossman999]

Well well well, my crippling depression is out on pause for the moment

[@Dead_End_Angel]

Wrekt Aleks same...

[@JonF-iy1wp]

extreme Lube same...

[@MrRyansLP]

😐 Actually same...

[@fornsphin]

Looks like it's back to coke and male strippers for me.

[@MsNatamoo]

Wrekt Aleks hahahahahahameaswell...

[@suNn.K.O]

Something tells me Asher isn't a certified mixologist.

[@kailastname4321]

you clearly don't know anything about the true craft, nay, the ART of mixology. uncultured swine like you make me sick.

[@brettolson5625]

Aleks: *orders piña colada* Aleks: I dont think anything here should have pineapple

[@ghostisblack]

This was hilarious. Asher was perfect. Crik n aleks were really great together.

[@TheEffence]

that gorillaz styled picture on the wall is freakin awesome

[@A_Perez]

effence It's available in the RT store as a shirt as well, in case you didn't know.

[@TheEffence]

Angelica Perez I didn't :o thanks for telling me, I may buy it, looks really cool

[@alextriplett5507]

As an owner of the shirt, I can tell you it's dope, comfortable as well. Would definitely recommend

[@bradpitt4815]

Who's on the bottom right? Is that supposed to be Trevor?

[@hinglemccringle5897]

demonetized days

[@Sputnik1]

18:49 I legit never heard Asher scream like that. I don't think anyone did

[@inactive2447]

nah he spooks the fuck out of us on streams

[@potatobro7]

jagerbomb -all whiskey

[@anfunifr3nzy610]

Asher is doing more devious plots to take over the world!!

[@superalandrew]

I thoroughly enjoyed this advertisement for the new CowChop coasters.

[@chillestfox]

Asher is so cute when he tries to be aggressive

[@xKuukkelix]

Jaegerbomb = full cup of jackdaniels

[@Holy_Trees]

This was the most amazing video ever from Asher.

[@anonyrats]

He got it more right making the other drink than the drink he was actually trying to make. I am honestly impressed.

[@TwistedAttitudes]

This is probably the worst day Aleks and Criken have had in a while

[@Slurpasaurus]

I nearly lost it when Aleks started laughing at Criken spitting up

[@kaekaedina]

This video was so interesting, never seen someone blindly make drinks

[@TheAtomicVapor]

Loving the Guns, Gore and Canoli music when Asher's making the drinks

[@Jakiladd]

Im an alcoholic too

[@starcrossedother]

Yooooo

[@whitemageFFXI]

Hands down, this is my favorite Cow Chop video. I could watch this on repeat forever.

[@LeatherHobo]

Oof, Asher has a very satisfying shouting voice

[@markv6467]

I was saddened by Trevor's leave, but Asher truly stepped up to replace that hole in my heart.

[@markv6467]

...im very sad now

[@MeAuntieNora]

"Here to Ross?" "I mean... maybe?"

[@Chippppppppppp]

This is the best video with asher, he really shined in this one

[@ByronCastroBCSC]

I was cracking up through the entire thing.

[@treecollaborations9501]

im glad i found this channel after its gone i can binge so much

[@skylightsoul2935]

I'm a simple man. I see Asher I click.

[@denadrejones9722]

I loved everything thing about this video. When cricken and aleks broke down after the third round I could not stop laughing.

[@jlrybolt26cav67]

i actually laughed pretty hard at this because i did this to my friends once. very enjoyable

[@jlrybolt26cav67]

Chris Season no they only threw up a ton, then woke up and blamed me for a hangover

[@HolidayJZ]

CRIKEN MADE A VIDEO WITH COWCHOP?!!! Yesss!! I’ve been watching him for 5 plus years! And I’ve been watching cowchop since the beginning! I’m so happy rn haha

[@PaladinsOfAnarchy]

He's in like 8 of their videos...

[@TheDictatorsKingdom]

I miss Alex, Asher and all them

[@TheJuicyGiraffe]

Need a part 2 of this. Different guests would be cool too. This was top 3 favorites from ya'll and I've been here since the start.

[@HarttAttak]

this video is slept on

[@NuckMunzo]

This will forever be my favorite CowChop video. RIP :(

[@tinfoilhat6841]

A-fucking-man brother

[@GiraffeFlavored]

19:03 Asher saying to Criken "It's good isn't it?" While he cries is such throwback, but reverse to Earthworm Jerry saying the same thing to his captives as he forced them to eat their own shit. Good times :)

[@Marzibearz]

I love how the "pina colada" was basically just a mimosa

[@Kj-eg8sp]

Criken is a vampire confirmed

[@dakthedak]

I love how every time Criken is on cowchop he's getting hammered

[@katenguyen2793]

I think its funny that the only one they somewhat enjoyed had fake blood in it

[@CorporateMemphisMan]

best office video hands down.

[@severedsmile]

Criken is being held hostage...

[@MsCandie102]

The frosted tips are a nice touch

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

i'm pretty sure asher is related to vaas from far cry 3

[@jacearmstrong6892]

This is my favorite video from Cow Chop so far

[@Exgr33n]

I've lost all motor function *collapses* 😂😂

[@jschneidz9849]

This is my new favorite cow chop video

[@Joshua-cu9gl]

"AHHHH THE DEMONSSS"

[@urbreakingmabals]

This may be my favorite cow chop video

[@alexbanks8429]

Criken ordered a mimosa, and Aleks ordered a pina colada. Asher made Criken of horrendous mixture or random ingredients. He made Aleks a mimosa.

[@theNOnAUSTRALIANgame]

easily one of my favorite episodes

[@WithLoveThomas]

The music syncing with Asher at 17:45 is too good.

[@flakante]

I love seeing Criken in your episodes, so happy he's a part of all this now!

[@michaelrecycle3373]

4:52 Best Joke of Goddamn History

[@SantiYTx]

for sure one of my favorite videos on the channel

[@rpreston5867]

this comment section is from the golden age

[@Hoping_T]

I had to pause this episode just to say this is the quality content I require.

[@meatystalactite531]

To this day I have no clue why I found Criken here 😭

[@GenuineRage]

he was signed with roosterteeth. collabs were part of their contractual obligations. theyre also friends in the industry

[@kentcasandra5282]

this has been my favorite cowchop video

[@xXJavaMongyXx]

I love alcoholic Aleks better than emo Aleks and that’s hard even for me to say

[@secktur8279]

For a second I didnt realize the green screen was active @1:15 and I genuinely thought Brett had blown the budget on a full bar setup for one bit.

[@luckyduckymeli]

God I wish that were me 17:41

[@squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688]

bokaymel XD

[@samuelhaygood8130]

They blessed us with a 20 minute video

[@diegogamboa9647]

Asher is one of the best cast members

[@sambaker7953]

Asher is such a king of slapstick comedy I need more

[@Brandon-dy8us]

Rip Asher

[@starcrossedother]

I just drank a whole bunch so I'm glad Cow Chop is here to cosign my addiction 👍