Dolphins are no threat. They have an exhaust port and are grey, so they are basically aquatic Deathstars and can be destroyed in a similar way. Also, if they master walking on land they will still never be able to learn how to use stairs. Escalators maybe.
@GenerationTech6 жыл бұрын
Omg ur right
@robertagu55336 жыл бұрын
And guys... they dont have hands or ANYTHING remotely like them. So they cant fight us on land. They cant hold weapons. Or most anything that can be used as one. Most them wouldnt even be able to learn vast Majority of the worlds martial arts forms since they dont have either arms and hands or legs and feet. So they should see reason and that the Dolphins will never beat us.
@TommygunNG4 жыл бұрын
Even as cats have manipulated humans into all sorts of servile actions--just look at food varieties and their dominance on the Internet--dolphin could also manipulate us into adapting weapons to their body forms. We almost already do. PC and KZbin precludes elaborating, and this whole fantasy stuff isn't worth the getting gigged.
@fdabelstein4 жыл бұрын
I have a few steps up to my front door. It used to annoy me. Now it suddenly makes me feel safe.
@iambird.21534 жыл бұрын
Most humans haven't figured out how to use escalators. I feel much safer now.
@maxxas50676 жыл бұрын
They would've gotten away with it if wasn't for that meddling Skywalker and those damn droids
@alexbelle39415 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG! almost choked on my coffee ☕️
@corndog52274 жыл бұрын
i dont think they cursed in scooby doo
@stormcloudfilms3 жыл бұрын
lol
@unknownuser46926 жыл бұрын
Why do I have a feeling Alan will end up mouting harpoons to an Star Destroyer just to end the dolphin threat.
@ohyeahgamer37366 жыл бұрын
Yes
@danukil77036 жыл бұрын
But what if -Alan- Allen is secretly a porpoise... then the harpoons might be turned on the whales
@kelanshelley27976 жыл бұрын
Or just go around with a death star blowing up every planet with an ocean on it
@casbot716 жыл бұрын
@@kelanshelley2797 Starting with Mon Calamari …
@insertmemorableusernameher67956 жыл бұрын
+Danuki I can't blame him for hating whales. They killed thrawn
@LiterallySoSleepy6 жыл бұрын
Giving away weakpoints..? Its treason then.
@nobleman93936 жыл бұрын
It's reason, then
@dandonnison83016 жыл бұрын
Its even then
@rolandramos69266 жыл бұрын
Galen Erso, Galen Erso? Yes sir? Giving away weakpoints? No sir. Telling Lies? No sir. Open your blueprints.
@madbear35126 жыл бұрын
@@rolandramos6926 Sorry sir I don't have em on me You lieing again son No sir
@lukeskywalker53926 жыл бұрын
Making weakpoints. Its treason then.
@WormF00od_6 жыл бұрын
One big exhaust port instead of a bunch of small ones
@DimoB86 жыл бұрын
To be fair that was purposeful sabotage from Galen Erso.
@justafaniv10976 жыл бұрын
I mean, considering the size of the Death Star, making the exhaust port for a moon sized station only 2 meters wide is already a minor miracle. Even if it was later retconned as a trap.
@TruePacifist2016 жыл бұрын
In A New Hope the target exhaust port was described as being *right below the main port* indicating that it was one of the hundreds, or even thousands, of primary and secondary exhaust ports scattered across the station's structure. A station the size of the Death Star would logically need more than just two exhaust ports with the amount of waste heat it was likely generating simply from day to day operations, never mind firing the superlaser.
@christiancrusader93746 жыл бұрын
@@TruePacifist201 "it housed a laser that blew up planets! It needs a lot of ventilation!"
@TruePacifist2016 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I meant.
@hankatato35205 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite quotes from Stargate SG1 is, “This is a weapon of terror,” in referance to the Goauld’s battle staves (which were inaccurate and ineffective) and, “This is a weapon of war,” in reference to the P90 submachine gun. This quote perfectly sums up the contrsting beliefs of Palpatine and Thrawn. Palpatine belived that the Death Star, star destroyers, and other ineffective weapons, needed to be as terrifying as possible to prevent rebellion (you saw how well that went). Thrawn, on the other hand, strongly opposed the Death Star because he knew how inferior it was to a large armada. In the end, Palpatine was a politician; not a Tactician; that is the true reason why the Empire fell.
@barrybend71896 жыл бұрын
I count 11 as Kyle hill from Because Science found that the laser is so powerful that it would push the station backwards at .5c in 5 seconds enough to turn the entire crew into red paste.
@optimalhazza6 жыл бұрын
i watched that and i bet the death star has way more than 11 flaws
@oldtimefarmboy6176 жыл бұрын
You are forgetting about the artificial gravity. The same artificial gravity that easily prevents crews from being crushed by a ships acceleration, turning, and braking maneuvers. That way, no matter what the ship does, the crew can walk around just like they can on a stationary surface. Only unanticipated moves, like hits from outside objects or energy weapons, would be a problem.
@barrybend71896 жыл бұрын
@@oldtimefarmboy617 still think the outcome is the same as the hyperdrive is inactive during firing. Meaning the laser is sole thrust to that speed.
@oldtimefarmboy6176 жыл бұрын
The hyperdrive accelerates a ship to speeds far faster than light and then decelerates to far less than light when turned off. If you can create gravity then you can also manipulate it, as is shown in Star Wars by having different parts of a ship with different gravity strengths and in multiple directions. Since the ship's or Death Star's computer knows what is going to happen and when, it is a simple matter of creating a gravity field of the necessary strength and direction to negate the laser's effect.
@bigbowss98176 жыл бұрын
1. Death Star probably has thrusters to counteract the normal force from firing, just like all star destroyers. 2. Like it was said before, if the artificial gravity can handle hyperspace speed acceleration and deceleration, it can adjust to a 0.5c push back also...
@BeBetter229926 жыл бұрын
Top 10 flaws with DOLPHINS
@revelation34516 жыл бұрын
we need this now
@alexandermatheson83126 жыл бұрын
Teach us!
@darthderp80666 жыл бұрын
Dolphin rape
@Nathan-pq9wj6 жыл бұрын
How about 10 flaws with humans?
@ratbat10726 жыл бұрын
Their name sounds like Adolf
@patrickstewart34466 жыл бұрын
Look at it this way. Alderran was probably infested with dolphins. Maybe it was worth all of the effort? :)
@rebelfleetcommander51386 жыл бұрын
Weren't dolphins near extinction when Coruscant layer 23 was built? Also I lived there there were no dolphins there.
@patrickstewart34466 жыл бұрын
HEY! WE HAVE A DOLPHIN SYMPATHIZER HERE! GET HIM!!! ...Dammit, Stormtroopers! You're shooting all around that Dolphin-loving Rebel scum! Aim! AIM!
@jangustl_wt23586 жыл бұрын
We have problems here? Well i see. Calling in orbital bombardment. Coldsteel, coldsteel here is silvertail squad, fire mission, firing will be adjusted by spotter.
@Risayogi5 жыл бұрын
What in the Force are you doing here, Jean-Luc? Go back to alpha quadrant.
@Smileyreal5 жыл бұрын
@@patrickstewart3446 Oh they will aim if you don't tell them to miss
@casbot716 жыл бұрын
10 Flaws with Grand Moff Tarkin. In addition, besides the flaws of his doctrine, his destruction of Scarif base was all about eliminating a personal rival and not about the security of the Death Star plans. He destroyed a important facility, and the evidence of how the station had been sabotaged, it was left sitting in the transmission tower! (Along with Krenic, who had been told). An analysis of the data that had been sent would have revealed what the vulnerability was, instead of relying on the dubious success of recapturing the plans from the rebels so they can see what was so vital on them. Tarkin had compromised the investigation repeatedly by withholding intelligence from Krenic, to only revel it in public to embarrass him, instead of informing him of the issue sooner when he could have dealt with it more efficiently. So he even compromised the attempts to investigate espionage just to destroy another officer. Ersno could not have gimped the Death Star without Tarkins unwitting help, and the great disappointment in all this is the destruction of the Death Star was so quick that he probably didn't have time to realise how severely he had screwed himself.
@zullumaster1236 жыл бұрын
In rebels he seemed more interested in the Tie Defenders, but that may have been because he really hated Krenic.
@berniethekiwidragon4382 Жыл бұрын
Tarkin has always been too arrogant for his own good, ironically committing the same sort of mistakes he often accuses the Core World Elites of.
@SwiftGundam6 жыл бұрын
Erso made the kyber crystal create energy from thin air. Maybe that’s what it appeared to him and his team. Most likely, he got the crystal to draw energy from the Cosmic Force into itself. Much like how jedis and siths draw power from it, albeit artificially.
@Man0fBicycle7526 жыл бұрын
Or maybe the kyber crystal just magnified the power inputed
@SwiftGundam6 жыл бұрын
They make it sound like it was getting no outside power to magnify at all. Meaning they didn't attach it to a generator or such.
@evaahh95846 жыл бұрын
Yaboi Shelboi that requires creating more energy, which is impossible.
@SwiftGundam6 жыл бұрын
It is stated in canon that kyber crystals can store and amplify energy.
@evaahh95846 жыл бұрын
Mecha-san ok den physics need not apply
@Liopleurodon6 жыл бұрын
8:45 "Deathstar was a place only the elite where stationed." *bangs head on the door* best script timing ever :D
@henrycooper34313 жыл бұрын
There was actually a story about that
@JB-ym4up6 жыл бұрын
Star Wars quote of the week 'Disney cannon seems really confused'
@richardscathouse6 жыл бұрын
Disney doesn't care
@unknownunknown7436 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s not like pre Disney cannon was any less confused
@asilturkklc1716 жыл бұрын
Dude did you see legens
@jolmner9126 жыл бұрын
Unknown Unknown At least it was nicer to Watch/read.
@casbot716 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Tupper Yet Rogue One was one of the greatest Star Wars films ever, and probably the most coherent from a plot perspective, even fixing a major plot hole. The characters had thought out motivations and it has the greatest Vader scene ever. Yet the Rebel leads were a English woman, a Mexican male, two Asian men, a English Pakistani man, and a scary elderly Black man. The only white American was a robot. The SJW complaint is just an excuse for inadequate white males who are so delicate that the can't even stand the idea of a movie in which all the cast doesn't revolves around the greatness of a white male. And both new canon films included white males as the alpha good guys anyway, Han in The Force Awakens, and Luke in The Last Jedi. Has anyone considered that the new Disney canon is crap because it's crap, and it would still be crap if the casting of the good guys had been a pale sausage fest. So do you agree that Rogue One was a great film?
@Gravewhisper6 жыл бұрын
I always believed that the Empire was simply so overconfident in their superweapon that they never thought of it as a target. It would make sense for Egos to the likes of Tarkin and Palpatine to assume that nobody would ever dare attack their gigantic battlestation. Thus, it really didn't need all that much protection in their eyes, for it was protected by the fear it generated.
@lucofparis48196 жыл бұрын
An asteroid wouldn't have made the job. It would have collapse while they were carving it out. A planetoid would have been much more interesting (like Ceres in our solar system).
@abrandenburg106 жыл бұрын
Luc Fauvarque it's like Armageddon. The gravity is too unpredictable
@Janoha176 жыл бұрын
So, a small moon?
@lucofparis48196 жыл бұрын
@@Janoha17 Exactly.
@aydenstockham11436 жыл бұрын
Agreed but we don't have the ability to turn Ceres into a death star yet
@DiddyKongsTrashCollection20016 жыл бұрын
so the gravity of an entirely artificial +100 mile wide super structure that is nowhere near as solid as an asteroid doesn't have (realistically) unpredictable gravity?
@InventorZahran6 жыл бұрын
Particle shields can only stop high-velocity moving objects. As long as something is moving slower than approximately 5 miles per hour, it'll just pass straight through the shield.
@boulderaidanthe1st1005 жыл бұрын
InventorZahran 327 that’s fairly detrimental when you’re a fighter pilot.
@jaydee48614 жыл бұрын
Prius is the way to go then
@monke3dprinting7522 жыл бұрын
@@boulderaidanthe1st100 they could just slow down?
@rookiedrifter42732 жыл бұрын
Wait, 5 mph? How slow are torpedoes and starfighters moving if a torpedo is capable of passing through a fighter's particle shield? I thought a single MGLT was like 640 mph?
@InventorZahran2 жыл бұрын
@@rookiedrifter4273 I wonder if the fact that proton torpedoes seem to be covered in some kind of energy coating allows them to pass through particle shields more easily? Wookieepedia better have an explanation for this! *Time to ReSeArCh*
@solarsailor15346 жыл бұрын
On lacking shields and point defense, they didn't have it because they believed fighters only could do cosmetic damage. Indeed had Galen Erso not rigged the exhaust port & reactor the Empire would have been right.
@berniethekiwidragon4382 Жыл бұрын
No shields, no railings. Palpatine loved to play dangerous games... with other people's lives, and the scary thing is, many of them accept these risks for they are so indoctrinated. A real sadist, that Palpatine.
@JimGreen5696 жыл бұрын
*looks at title* where do we begin?
@andrewlyon44956 жыл бұрын
part 1?
@emeraldtools1094 жыл бұрын
@@andrewlyon4495 r/woosh
@mason38724 жыл бұрын
EmeraldTools10 1. Really using wooosh on KZbin? 2. You have a roblox profile picture you are in no position to judge anyone.
@PrivateBryan4 жыл бұрын
Mason Sir, you have spoken the truth and I salute you.
@thebulk51376 жыл бұрын
This is where the fun begins!
@danese16366 жыл бұрын
Oh I have a bad feeling about this.
@voidghost49334 жыл бұрын
Flying is for droids
@dzidkapl3 жыл бұрын
@@voidghost4933 *BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
@drsepers6 жыл бұрын
10 flaws of the tarkin doctrine.
@adambielen89966 жыл бұрын
#1 the Tarkin Doctrine
@math30006 жыл бұрын
It exists
@jamesricker39976 жыл бұрын
Structuring the ship acquisition to make make money for imperial officials rather than building a well balance and effective fleet.
@tanith1175 жыл бұрын
Its funny cause in his speech Dubbed "the Tarkin Doctrine" He said the failure of the republic was too many senators pursuing their own self interests rather than the Interests of the Republic.
@professormudkip7025 жыл бұрын
#2 Tarkin
@MatthewHendrickson5 жыл бұрын
Something I've been wondering is how far away was the Millenium Falcon from the Death Star when it was caught in the tractor beam. The Death Star looked tiny when Han realized they couldn't get away, yet it's about 160 km wide, but was so far away it didn't take up the whole field of view from the cockpit.
@TruePacifist2016 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you didn't say the exhaust port itself was the weak point, a deliberate weakness in the reactor shielding kind of makes sense.
@ohyeahgamer37366 жыл бұрын
Don't know if this is right but, I think ray shields let heat through while other shielding doesn't, so that's why the empire used the ray shields I think.
@AndrewSmoot5 жыл бұрын
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
@Genrevideos5 жыл бұрын
When you mentioned the cost of the Death Star In comparison to other things the empire could have spent tax-payer money, I couldn’t help but think of that one Robot Chicken skit where The Emperor got a call from Lord Vader about the bad news with the Death Star. “Oh oh! Just rebuild it?! Oh real fucking original! And who’s going to give me a loan jackhole? You?! Is there an ATM on that Torso Lite-Bright?!”
@ya_dad_sellsavon87186 жыл бұрын
Wonder if you make 10 flaws with the jedi order video?
@GenerationTech6 жыл бұрын
We’ve done it -already kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2LZnmRqntmMsJo
@domicson45876 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech yes
@giemadema6 жыл бұрын
Can you do 10 flaws of dolphin tactics
@Hailfire085 жыл бұрын
If I had to create an imperial military: 1. Gunships. Many, many gunships. Heavy cannons capable of blowing holes in Mon Calamari cruisers, and lots of PDCs. Being light and nimble makes them cheap and extremely destructive. 2. Missile cruisers loaded with particle annihilation missiles. Because destroying a whole fleet just takes too long most of the time. Like torpedos on a destroyer. 3. Carriers. Fighters take too long to deploy and there are too few of them: dedicated carriers could swarm the skies with space superiority. 4. Medium cruisers. Bigger guns than the gunships, but cheaper than battleships. 5. Battleships. Who needs PDCs: just have shields like a tank, similar armor, and fighters. Plus guns to blow a Mon Calamari cruiser back to where it came from. 6. Ground bombardment ships: vast craft designed to (at least) blow up cities, or (at most) planets. Only used when all enemies have been neutralised in space. Damn rebels will never see me coming.
@GeneralBlackNorway4 жыл бұрын
So your gunship is basically just a destroyer. Also the Imperial Star Destroyer does the job of all of those ships you have there!
@jacksyoutubechannel32904 жыл бұрын
Do your ships have anti-Dolphin weapons?
@zoebrennan7992 ай бұрын
So seeing how simple and beautiful your personality has always been. I really like how you try to stay out of the drama and just focus on the thing we all love even if it’s not in the best era its ever been.
@rps12766 жыл бұрын
The Tarkin Doctrine was the dumbest thing ever.
@commanderknight93146 жыл бұрын
I second that.
@puppetmasterey6 жыл бұрын
The motion carries
@theodorberg84736 жыл бұрын
They should have listened to Thrawn and Tagge. Create large fleets rather than a Death Star
@casbot716 жыл бұрын
What is really, really dumb about it, is that they stuck with it, even after Tarkin died. It's not like there was still a internal political motive for carrying on with it. And it had just been spectacularly disproved.
@theodorberg84736 жыл бұрын
casbott The Empire was right for the galaxy. I miss them
@WolfStrength6 жыл бұрын
Shoutout for pointing out (12:00) that slave labor is actually generally less efficient than market processes (in addition to being evil AF).
@brokenwave61255 жыл бұрын
Then why is capitalism based on wage slavery?? Chattel slaves don't get paid for their labor...but they do get free room and board. Wage slaves get paid...but only enough (or less than enough) to pay for room and board. That system isn't as morally superior as you think.
@ameliorategibberish80276 жыл бұрын
love this guy! He reminds me of the Dharma Initiative from Lost!!! love the wierd 80's music too!
@torybratlien69676 жыл бұрын
Just a thought 10 flaws with the rebel alliance 10 flaws with clone troopers 10 flaws with the X-Wing 10 flaws with the A-Wing 10 flaws with the Super Star Destroyer 10 flaws with the Mon Calamari cruisers 10 flaws with the Venetor Just a thought
@mikeborsum29534 жыл бұрын
Forgive me, but I must fanboy. There are no flaws with the X-Wing fighter. It was, without a doubt, the best and most versatile fighter ship ever created by Incom inc. It had almost the same top speed as the A-wing, but far better shields, it was more heavily armed than the A-wing as well. It was capable of hyperspace travel, (TIE's were not) It was nearly twice as fast as the Y-wing bomber, and also had Proton torpedoes, although did not have Ion cannons. It was designed as the "one ship for any use". It could intercept, and it could be used for bombing runs (Luke and the first DS) The A-wings and Y-wings were built for specific purposes. A's were Interceptors and Y's were heavy bombers. X's, could do it all. B-wings, were bombers. A more advanced, newer design than the old Clone War era Y-Wings.
@mason38724 жыл бұрын
Mike Borsum you can’t say that there are *no* flaws because the price is insane around 3 times the price of a tie and for a low fund faction like the rebellion maybe a tie would’ve actually been better.
@samchindedza20123 жыл бұрын
And Darth Vader suit
@asilturkklc1716 жыл бұрын
The fact that it exists is a flaw itself
@asilturkklc1716 жыл бұрын
They could build squadrons of dreadnoughts and tie defenders
@TheRezro4 жыл бұрын
@@asilturkklc171 Even Thrawn was saying that they should build more ISD and escort ships instead wasting money on SSD. If he known about Death Star he most likely wasn't pleased with stupidity of this project.
@spinoooo11864 жыл бұрын
At least it isn’t as bad as the starkiller base
@Aerovitro6 жыл бұрын
'only the elite were stationed' *sees stormtrooper bang his head on the door*
@randomcoyote88076 жыл бұрын
The dolphins have contacted me with a message, hoping to stave off misunderstandings and end the threat of war. The message is: "Kikkittikkititti kikkittitkkit tikkitkkitkrrikkittitkkit." I hope that clears things up.
@nauticalfish20085 жыл бұрын
I speak whale not dolphin. But i can kind of understand the message. It reads as follows : We are the Dolphins, Resistance us futile. Prepare to be assimilated into the ocean Collective.
@acefire77144 жыл бұрын
What did you say about my mother?
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27804 жыл бұрын
@@acefire7714 what dis the dolphins have agenst you
@chasetoyama81843 жыл бұрын
Captain rex has an urgent message. Dolphins are no threat. The real threats are the sharks and orcas!
@michaelfixedsys74636 жыл бұрын
Kyber is a force sensitive material. And the force is a giant universal deposit of energy
@Slavicplayer2516 жыл бұрын
With content like this you should have more subs than 276k you should have like a few million subs
@ethenallen13884 жыл бұрын
I can explain the shield and point defense problems: single pilot fighters weren't considered a threat to something that big so point defenses were minimal and Tarkin didn't bother ordering the energy shields raised at Yavin.
@InventorZahran6 жыл бұрын
Those dolphins don't want to attack us, they just want to steal our WI-Fi passwords and car batteries...
@cagkiller07865 жыл бұрын
InventorZahran 327 Reference?
@KamikazeNinja755 жыл бұрын
I fuckin knew it! Sneaky bumblebee tuna bastards!
@originalcontent18005 жыл бұрын
They stole anakins sand
@jayvhoncalma34585 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone against cetaceans theirs only a limited number of them
@HHLucifer6665 жыл бұрын
Only the elites are stationed on the Death Star-Cut to stormtrooper hank running into a door
@brokenwave61255 жыл бұрын
He didn't say everyone on board was elite, dipshit...just that the elites were stationed there. Obviously many disposable workers and soldiers were there too.
@HHLucifer6662 жыл бұрын
@@brokenwave6125 laughs in stormtrooper hank
@darthjedi10166 жыл бұрын
I think dolphins are running Google. I just got a Google ad in the middle of one of your points.
@JRGProjects6 жыл бұрын
Umm lets see. Instead of improving and advancing star destroyer design like any normal naval/space power...they build a gigantic station. Think about it, if the Imperials had Starfleet's (Trek) mentality for engineering & advancing technology, the Rebels wouldn't stand a chance, stagnating your military prowess for one weapon system is abhorently stupid. Imagine, the TIE fighter getting a snub fighter overhaul. Developing plasma based weapons (phasers) instead of lasers. Sheild rotation and integration, including advancing hyperdrive efficientcy (navi computer wise), eliminate the need for droids etc etc. The Imperial Fleet would be able to counter any threat and the Civil War would be a flash in the pan.
@archentity6 жыл бұрын
The phasers in the star trek prime timeline are particle weapons though. They aren't closer to lasers.
@CallanElliott6 жыл бұрын
@Mario Perez In other words, phasers are lasers, full stop.
@Mario Perez I belive a MASER is just a microwave laser (microwave amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.)
@CosmoFaulkner6 жыл бұрын
Alan said generation tech is the only youtube channel that goes in depth into star wars, he right he is
@chasetoyama81843 жыл бұрын
not really, theres EckhartsLadder and Geetsly's, among others. Oh and there's also the dolphins. DOLPHINS ARE NO THREAT, ALLEN!
@Stubbies20035 жыл бұрын
Never ending amusement from you linking "only the elite stormtroopers" line with the film clip of the stormtrooper bonking his head on the bottom of the door. Just THAT elite. :)
@alexboehm39196 жыл бұрын
“The habitable planets are rare” Seriously? Almost every planet in Star Wars has an atmosphere that is breathable by almost every race. And given the amount of aliens, there’s definitely a lot of habitable worlds
@evanhenderson17606 жыл бұрын
Alex Boehm he means the planets themselves are scarce apparently from what we know we only ever see the habitable ones and the uninhabitable ones have no reason to appear on screen
@TheRezro4 жыл бұрын
Because we only visit habitable planets you idiot 0_0
@oibruv38894 жыл бұрын
try and breath in a gas giant. they exist, you cannot inhale their air.
@mason38724 жыл бұрын
Alex Haythorne bespin
@justusloy45463 жыл бұрын
@@mason3872 only the upper atmosphere
@Stunningredhead68 Жыл бұрын
Like the way you introduce yourself on your videos. Always make me chuckle..
@solanumtinkr82806 жыл бұрын
The high energy plasma shockwave produced by destroying a planet like that would also devastate the inner solar system with the force of a minor nova. If Earth had been targeted it would have scoured the atmosphere from the inner planets, should they not be hidden behind the sun, which would also hiccup as it got blasted with dust. A Death Star minus the weapons does have uses as industrial centres and as artificial planets/Eucmenopolis, build one as a weapons, one as a Mobile fleet HQ/shipyard and crank out artificial habitats. The latter civilian uses would end up paying for the Death Star. The Death Star had no shields, only a few openings that were protected by energy fields, this was supposedly down to power requirements. I call BS on the excuse only done for plot purposes. A single Kardashev 2 civilisation could not only hammer the Empire as the equivalent of the UN entire going all out after a toddler, (yes, a single toddler) but could fund a Dearth Star via crowd funding, and it would not even have to be that poplar a cause to raise the funds. The fact is that build those artificial planet-Eucmenopolis could have not only created new markets but increased the available "worlds" to live on and strengthen the galactic economy. The "Super Mining Station" (Oooooh, a Death Star by any other name would smell as sweet?) could then rubble unwanted planetary bodies for extensive mining and construction work. People would have gotten used to such a machine being about and over time may have been able to clear new hyperspace corridors as a long term plan. Imaging the raging the rebels would have done against "the planet killer" that never killed planets anyone wanted and made new places for everyone to live and thrive. The Rebels would have attacked and looked like fanatical murderous lunatics no one could reason with. GAME OVER : Rebel Scum.
@Janoha176 жыл бұрын
Hence why Tarkin's choice to destroy Alderaan was the beginning of the end for the Empire.
@Shinzon235 жыл бұрын
I agree; building something that large should have meant that planets are obsolete, since you should be able to fit at least 500 million people comfortably into something the size of the death star, if not more, and been a inspiration to build more and more of them. Hell, tourism alone to a mobile world like the death star would help offset the costs;god knows I'd gleefully spend YEARS exploring the nooks and crannies of just a small section of it. And if the death star had truly been meant to bring order, then it could have accomplished it just by EXISTING; a galaxy wide icon, saying " we are the empire; we can manufacture WORLDS.... can your civilization do that?!" And as a species wide icon for Humanity it would have unified; Humanity could look to it and think "we built that;what can't we do?" But the moment Tarkin fired it at a inhabited planet, much less one as revered by, essentially, EVERYONE, instead of being a symbol of accomplishment and pride, it showed the galaxy just how dangerous humanity was!
@mukkaar5 жыл бұрын
Main reason for death star was to concentrate emperor's power and create powerful deterrent/fear factor. It was mainly political move, kind of like dome uselessy grand projects made by corrupt countries. This is also reason for it's size, it's so emperor has more control over his subjects.
@fiveroni6 жыл бұрын
Nice video Alan! I tottaly agree with you!
@Nathan-pq9wj6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kanye! Very nice!
@chip58924 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t think of any flaws with the Death Star before video. 10/10.
@rredboyd6 жыл бұрын
10 Flaws with the Tarkin Doctrine please
@joshuavinson49316 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but think about the Darksaber Project when you were mentioning using just the superlaser and not the rest of the station.
@sinonkryze36386 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech please make a theory video about what if Obi Wan kenobi left the jedi order to be with Duchess Satine after his padawn mission to protect her.
@nathanrendelman4 жыл бұрын
in the old canon, han solo meets the designer of the dearth star at a secret imperial research station hidden in the maul cluster. where she is horrified to learn of its destruction, and explains that it was designed as a mining station that would blow a dead planet to bits the tractor in the resulting ore for processing.
@mannofdober8736 жыл бұрын
Thank god this place has internet... I barely managed to get away from those damn things. They're overrunning the whole damn planet! I need to keep moving, so this'll be quick. There's only one option. We have to do a Base-Delta-Ze-
@sylq63496 жыл бұрын
8:44 I love the delivery of humor in these videos.
@dragontechroyale4k4476 жыл бұрын
I have 2 LEGO Death Stars an the best following video to this will be 10 flaws with Death Star ii
@ohyeahgamer37366 жыл бұрын
Death star II wasn't complete so don't see much problems with a fully functional and operational weapon. In palps voice.
@papertuxedo6 жыл бұрын
U u has 3
@papertuxedo6 жыл бұрын
I mean 3
@mattstorm3604 жыл бұрын
Multiple death stars. "Write that down!" -last order.
@commanderknight93146 жыл бұрын
Is there really a "dolphins will take over the world conspiracy?"
@ursanbear5 жыл бұрын
8:44 "where only the elite were stationed"...*BONK*
@barrybend71896 жыл бұрын
Ten flaws of the droid control ship.
@emeraldtools1094 жыл бұрын
The lucrehulk ?
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27804 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldtools109 you mean the donut of doom flaw one: its weakness can be hit easly from flying in flaw 2: it can be rammed with a ventor thats all i have
@Zerosinker6 жыл бұрын
10 FLAWS with the jedi order plz you know you want it
@CobaltLancer6 жыл бұрын
Dolphins won’t be able to defeat us. They may attack us, but if they do, they’re dead.
@GenerationTech6 жыл бұрын
That’s the spirit
@travissmith28486 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!!!!!! While you did mention Gailen's supposed sabotage you did not spend much time on a port that is surprisingly small for the amount of exhaust one would expect and was shielded as best as could be while doing its job and was tucked away in a theoretically untouchable crevasse.
@Sistros6 жыл бұрын
Great video Allen, as always and your humor, sometimes i have to pause and think if you are really serious lol. Anyways i'd like to ask you something for a while now, please pay attention to the way you talk, sometimes you talk with your "mouth shut" and it is a bit hard to keep track to what your saying sometimes. About the video itself, most of it is answered by the Tarkin Doctrine as you pointed out. Indeed Tarkin underestimated the Rebels and citizens across the galaxy when he ordered the destruction of Alderaan, if you ask me i don't believe that even Palpatine had gave his permission for such thing, at least so early on. Don't like Starlkiller Base being built on a planet, i prefer the Death Star with. The only true major design flaw was the thermal exhaust port and imperial arrogance.
@mosesmarlboro54014 жыл бұрын
The idea of a million wookies in space suits performing space walks to construct the death star is hysterical to me
@wolfofthewest16 жыл бұрын
You have way too much fun looking into dolphin intelligence
@LucaBakiMMA6 жыл бұрын
famous last words
@A_Certain_Point_of_ViewАй бұрын
Let’s give these old gen tech videos some views. The algorithm keeps feeding them to me and I can’t watch enough of them
@scifience82976 жыл бұрын
do a video on the real life equivalents to star wars blaster weapons
@TruePacifist2016 жыл бұрын
They already did. :-D
@travistaylor60526 жыл бұрын
There is a book that was put out in the early to mid 90's (can't remember the title) in where Kipp Duran, one of Luke Skywalker's students, was fleeing from Kestle station and flew in to the Maw, a black hole cluster. Inside the Maw he found the prototype to the Death Star, although still just the skeleton of the station. Most the scientists and engineers inside the Maw stations was told that they was designing a new asteroid mining facility. The super laser on the station they was told was to be used to break up larger asteroids and uninhabited planets to make mining easier. Part of the reason for the size of the Death Star that the engineers was told was to house all the mining equipment and have the ability to bring in the smaller chunks is asteroids into the station for processing.
@thedarkknight7276 жыл бұрын
Everything has a weakness.
@ratbat10726 жыл бұрын
Your one badass jedi
@beccahuttsell60016 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knight you are correct
@Inferno77664 жыл бұрын
Except Jesus
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27804 жыл бұрын
like a lukahulk weakness is getting rammed with a ventor
@lebitelexie93505 жыл бұрын
As per usual, the Legends lore explains more but even then it is quite odd! A book says that main architect, Lemelisk had to compromise due to lack of energy. Even with all of the hyper reactors in the Death Star, they couldn't fuel the Death Star's systems and an extensive shield system at the same time, leaving them with basic shielding. Book also oddly mentions that despite beeing kidnapped and enslaved, wookies were fascinated by the work and participated rather willingly because wookies love to tinker and usually doing 110% quality with their work. Odd. As for the defense fleet, it had one escorting it constantly during its construction which then apparently did not follow the Death Star when it was completed and went to Alderaan and Yavin. Funny cause together with the Star Destroyers, the Death Star could spew out around 1000 TIE fighters to defend it. That would've essentially doom the Yavin defenders. Barely 30 fighter vs 1000. Bye bye Rebellion! In fact, some of the Death Star's flaws are the flaws of Imperial Leadership and Tarkin overestimating the station. If Tarkin would've been as caotious as before the construction of Death Star, most defense flaws could've been forgotten about. He decided that TIE fighters do not join the defense. And he decided to blow up Alderaan even without the consent of Palpatine!
@BansheeNT-D6 жыл бұрын
10 FLAWS with the AT-TE!
@tanith1175 жыл бұрын
UNPROTECTED GUNNER ON THE MAIN GUN. That man is Sniper bait. THE GLASS WINDOW FOR THE PILOT. Big Ole green "Shoot AT here to disable" spot.
@drawnsky92344 жыл бұрын
10: exhaust port 9:exhaust port 8:exhaust port 7:exhaust port 6:exhaust port 5:exhaust port 4:exhaust port 3:exhaust port 2:exhaust port 1:exhaust port
@Blandy85216 жыл бұрын
Btw KZbin has removed ICards as they're not in videos anymore
@Immashift3 жыл бұрын
"The Sith had much more humane ways of cleansing entire planets" *laughs in Darth Vitiate*
@RedLeader3276 жыл бұрын
Alan’s quips have me rolling.
@mikeborsum29534 жыл бұрын
I once tried to write an article for Cracked about this very subject. I had some similar points. First, it's too big. I calculated that to get from the hanger bay to the Bridge, would require someone to travel at 700 miles per hour for a full 15 minutes. The cost. To build would cost the Earth equivalent of 15 septillion dollars. The effects of destroying a planet, while being anywhere near it. ; Not only would blowing up a planet cause a gravity well, that would likely crush the DS, but the debris and chunks of planet would be propelled in all directions into the vacuum of space. This would almost certainly destroy the battlestation. You can't just go anywhere with it: The DS was a mobile station. It had a hyperdrive and would have used the same routes as any other hyperspace-capable ship. Something the size of the DS traveling in the same hyperspace "lanes" would almost certainly come out of hyperspace into "traffic". Imagine a 747 traveling down a 2-lane country road, and you get the idea.
@skyesilverwing89225 жыл бұрын
The Death Star was a symbol of Palpatine's might, and the Empire's capacity to respond to threats with overwhelming might, with the intention of scaring the populace into not standing up against the order. This "Peace" would give Palpatine the freedom he needed to more deeply study and learn about the power of the Dark Side, which he believed could allow him to live (and rule) forever. Unfortunately for Palpatine, the Rebels responded to the Battle Station's first true test by destroying it.
@rogueelement11764 жыл бұрын
palpatine already had that knowledge. he lied to anakin to turn him to the darkside.
@Slavicplayer2516 жыл бұрын
Death Star go’s to earth Tarkin:(see this vid) you may fire when ready
@brokenursa99866 жыл бұрын
Earth Humans: *Launch one nuke to disable the shields with the EMP, and a second nuke to destroy the superlaser*. Earth will always prevail.
@christiansparks64296 жыл бұрын
Obiwan kenobi was seen in the New Hope turning of the shield generators. Why nobody onboard noticed the shields were down especially after enemy fighters were swarming into the trench on a unshielded death star is a miracle alone.
@David_Alvarez775 жыл бұрын
This is an excellent video. Good work!
@KOSMOS1701A6 жыл бұрын
"The place only the elite were stationed." *Stormtrooper hits head off blast door*
@GenerationTech6 жыл бұрын
;)
@BlackEpyon6 жыл бұрын
Just remember that when the Death Star attacks Earth, there's gonna be a bunch of dolphins leaping into the sky while singing, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
@rundc69795 жыл бұрын
I remebered in the Classic Battlefront 2 campaign the 501st went after an experimental Mygeetan power source that the Chancellor wanted for his "Super Laser"
@taitano126 жыл бұрын
"So long, and thanks for all the fish... Oh heavens, no! We're not leaving, silly humans, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!" [insert_maniacal_dolphin_squeaks]
@christopherlebaron94016 жыл бұрын
I love the dolphin hatin! But I think you could do more to acknowledge the threat porcupines pose to humans!
@ogoglethorp4 жыл бұрын
Funny intro been watching here and there all excellent no complaints yet.
@IggyStardust19674 жыл бұрын
Mankind: Dolphins, stop trying to evolve, dammit! We dominate this planet! Dolphins: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
@kyerinajohnson13537 ай бұрын
to quote the death star novel, despite its size the death stars energy was not infinite it couldn't power both the shield and super laser at the same time, tarkin made the decision to focus energy at the laser and relied on the turbo gunners defense of the station
@Sivartius2 жыл бұрын
"Staffed with the best the Empire had to offer" Storm trooper walks into an overhead beam.
@chipatchison59716 жыл бұрын
Another great video as always! But consider this...... the Death Star is not a good military weapon for all the reasons you mentioned. It's a great political weapon from a Sith Lord's point of view. The one who controls the Death Star controls the military who is now the only real threat to Darth Sidious, a sith lord who understood Darth Bane's rule of two. In this case the rule can be distilled down to "watch your underlings (military)" and Vader. Without the Death Star, the military group that controlled the most start destroyers would assume power, a simple numbers gambit. But with the Death Star dominating over the galaxy, any ambitions by any military rivals would be squashed.
@mustang509th6 жыл бұрын
I have only just started watching videos on this channel a couple weeks ago. Each video is unique and enjoyable, I personally have enjoyed your alternate endings and story arcs on the prequel trilogy. That being said I would like to see you do a video on an order 66 or other related topic that focuses more on the clones. The clones still had emotions and independent thought which I believe would have created conflict internally for them like it would for any human being. For clones such as Bly, Rex and Gree we are told that they were constantly conflicted with the order to the point Rex removed it and deserted. In an alternate story where say Anakin kills Palpatine before the order is executed but then when the Jedi are named traitors by a Chancellor Skywalker and must flee. The the clones are commanded to hunt down the Jedi without the execution of order 66 they are not forced to kill them. This would cause a conflict not only between these brothers in arms but internally also. You see clone leaders such as Bly, Gree, Rex and even maybe entire battalions such as the 104th "Wolfpack" who had a close bonds with the Jedi such as Plo Koon. As a result they would began to choose sides. Some choose the Jedi while others such as perhaps Cody would remain loyal to the Republic whom they were raised to serve. As a result later on you have a sizeable clone force personally protecting Padmé, her children and the last Jedi. This is just an idea of course because I have always loved the clone characters developed in the Clone Wars series which makes it hard to watch Revenge of the Sith. I know as a soldier your comrades can quickly become your family on the battlefield especially if you are a tight knit unit.
@jhmcd26 жыл бұрын
The shield issue with the Death Star in the Disney-verse has always been sort of a rect con. Basically I was always under the assumption that the ship didn't use shields for one of two reasons: it was too big to house its own shield generator (so maybe only smaller areas like the docking ring were shielded) or two it couldn't power the shield and its own weapon at the same time which makes since given the power consumption of the super weapon, and the fact that in Jedi they built a completely separate shield on the planet Also, their is the fact that the Empire was full of themselves and probably thought the weapons was impervious to any threat, so, there's that. One thing though, I think the Death Star did have "a fleet." Remember, Darth Vader's own Destroyer is docked at the station prior to the battle. I'm not sure what the secondary media states, but in the movies, there is no indication that it leaves. Maybe the fleet is kept docked on the station for transit and is only suppose to be scrambled if a credible threat (such as an opposing enemy fleet) is spotted. However, as we saw, they didn't consider the fighters a threat at first, so they never say to scramble the fleet.
@roadhouse69993 жыл бұрын
"The Death Star's really important to the Emperor, I was there when he came up with the idea." "Hey Vader, check it out." "What? Check what out?" "This, look at this" "That's just a circle." "No, no. Space Station." "OH MY GOD"
@iamafuckingfailure4 жыл бұрын
And the plot shield... Me: counting how many plot shields rey have
@calebdonaldson87705 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with your ethics and economics logic. The CIS, Trade Federation, and Banking Clan all had immense power and influence over the galaxy whilst not being entirely evil and using resources effectively. Honestly, the Empire didn't need a Death Star when there were things like planetary shields, Lucrehulk Battle Stations, and seismic tanks to do the job without destroying planets, such as how the Separatists controlled Ukio. Need super cheap and stupidly abundant forces? Answer: droid armies. Need a star destroyer capable of battling entire fleets? Answer: the Malevolence did a far better job! Need unstoppable land forces? Answer: CIS Super Tanks were incredible. Need a planet destroying weapon? Answer: Sun Crusher or Devastator, take your pick!
@WardManssens5 жыл бұрын
It actually had shields, because in A New Hope, they take out a deflection tower during the battle.
@cody19646 жыл бұрын
These skillshare ads have gotten to the point where i even thought the dolphin story was a lead up to a skillshare plug