$10 For Each Patient You DON'T Touch | House M.D. | MD TV

Cuddy must make a bet with House in order to keep him on clinic duty all day.
From House M.D. Season 3 Episode 12 'One Day, One Room' - House returns to the hospital after a short stint in rehab; Cuddy comes to collect on the debt of perjuring herself for House; House encounters a patient who tests positive for an STI and says she was raped recently.
House (2004) Dr House, an ingenious and unsociable physician who flouts hospital rules, clashes with fellow doctors and his assistants as he comes up with controversial hypotheses about his patients' illnesses.
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[@trevorsreya8277]

House: "Perjurer." Cuddy: "Felon." Love their relationship.

[@TheEplestugas]

Yes, especialy the car in cuddy's living room.

[@cjrulz121]

@@TheEplestugasAlmost like the broken dining room in the neighborhood

[@JamesHock]

"What happened to rehab?!" "I got out" Underrated line

[@cptpepper7731]

The mandatory "underrated" comment in every comment section of anything that has ever been posted on YT

[@Brokenface]

​@@cptpepper7731it's the law

[@tobiasd.brimstone4659]

@@cptpepper7731underrated observation

[@longtallshorty5791]

Underrated by whom? Who are you obnoxiously speaking for?

[@lukusblack6442]

"I owe you ten" still makes me laugh.

[@Broken0152]

Ten? Sure it wasn't TWENTY?

[@simonhowell4486]

​@@Broken0152 He went into the room with her owing him $30, he came out owing her ten 😅😅😅 he felt and touched everything he could

[@Jesse-gx7mn]

Considering the attractiveness of the lady, quite understandable that he failed on that one!

[@danielbarker2522]

I've been doing this challenge with women my whole life

[@Snowshowslow]

And what diagnoses have you come up with? 😁

[@samuelherd4004]

bro same

[@matgui4052]

The guy is owed a billion

[@matthijsvanemous7046]

and you still didnt manage to get a single 10dollar bill?

[@jdorffer]

It's even easier when your married

[@jphickey77]

That "yes" from Cuddy at 3:56 about House finding some humanity is delivered incredibly well. Between the pause, the line read and her eyes, you can feel the real hope she has for him *and* her embarrassment at knowing what House will think of that hope *AND* her resolution to stick with it anyway.

[@normancarter5419]

Cuddy is smart and fun and serious and sarcastic and doesn't put up with any of their BS, that's what makes her so hot.

[@johnhammond3605]

She still dumped him for the phoniest of reasons

[@normancarter5419]

@@johnhammond3605 From the script, made for good television finale.

[@DianeCooperTW]

Lisa is a phenomenal actress

[@normancarter5419]

@@DianeCooperTW Yes, seeing her in other stuff was strange sometimes because she was so closely associated with HOUSE, M.D.

[@oatnoid]

"You've got athlete's foot in your nose." Too funny. Super model exam "I owe you ten." I split a gut.

[@Maverick734]

Who’s the super model more importantly

[@oatnoid]

@@Maverick734 That's Hottie DeJour.

[@tejasdevgekar1154]

how have us gentleman not sourced her. I did it myself. Kristen Glass.

[@golfhound]

as long as I knew I was going to lose $10, I would've not only given her a thorough exam, I would've asked that patient out on a date. What's the big deal about Dawson Creek? I've never seen it.

[@davidlacoste]

@@tejasdevgekar1154 Thank you, MVP.

[@sethmizrachi8337]

It sucks that Lisa and the producers had a salary dispute. She deserved a better exit than she got.

[@daviddundas4140]

Is that what happened, I read she didnt like the direction the producers took Cuddy, she felt she had done everything with the Character and yes, she deserved a better exit

[@sethmizrachi8337]

@@daviddundas4140 I read that in another comment. I know the writer didn't know she was leaving because he said he would've written a better exit.

[@ndronikusri1992]

How did she leave?

[@daviddundas4140]

@@ndronikusri1992 House ran his car into Cuddys dining room and was arrested, when he came back to the hospital some months later she was gone, they wrote her out, the whole House/Cuddy thing was really poorly done

[@thatrandomguyo1]

@@daviddundas4140 It was confirmed by basically everybody it was a salary dispute. They pretty much just had to roll with it at that point because nobody expected it.

[@monam5962]

House: Perjurer Cuddy:Felon The Name calling .🤣🤣

[@peachydarl]

this is one of the best episodes! love house and cuddy together

[@jeffgoldbloom3425]

Which episode

[@jasonarmstrong9656]

@@jeffgoldbloom3425 I know it’s late but “one day one room” season 3 episode 12. It’s a standalone episode with Greta themes that you don’t need prior knowledge of the series.

[@AngryFaceGames_]

Katheryne Winnick is the reason it's the best episode of House. Her performance in this episode is award worthy.

[@chapmasi]

5:00 That look on his face as he closes the door HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[@TheSlaj4496]

Lmfao "why do I have to do this?" "I have a bum leg"

[@FredRoberts-w7c]

The fact House clips always get over a million views on KZbin is a confirmation of how good the show was; good writing, good casting of the rotating cast

[@sovietred7371]

I'd take the 50, and wait a hour or so then go back😂, he just said to leave, not leave and not come back

[@zackrodriguez7519]

That’s actually what they did 😂 the kid ended up having swallowed a magnet

[@Timeward76]

​@@zackrodriguez7519smart dad lmao. 50 bucks could cover the gas for the hospital trip at least

[@jcout25]

@@Timeward76 Nope, they drove from Oregon. 50 bucks wouldn't get you across the country. Even back at the time this show aired.

[@Timeward76]

@@jcout25 why did they drive from Oregon to NJ for a swallowed magnet literally any ER could take care of?

[@mark.lawrence]

"i owe you ten"... 🤣🤣🤣

[@inflames2112]

They should have kept this going. Too funny

[@asm7069]

well they werent paying her too well, she didnt like it, probably among other thing with production aswell

[@lesterjames2264]

That 4th wall look always cracks me up

[@patmalloy3569]

Definitely losing $10 on that one lol

[@zahraasaheb207]

“I’m ready to be judged !” I want this to be my life motto 😂

[@adnanchikani7374]

Well....let me be your lawyer then, Zahra. Side by side with you in the court of life 😉

[@peevonb7070]

the lens used in the 1min30 mark is just insane. BOKEEEH allright.

[@AwoudeX]

'i've got a rumbled shirt and i forgot to brush my hair this morning, you've got athlete's foot up your nose, i'm ready to be judged' after he said that, facing him with his eyes wide open knowing he scored a flawless victory over this twat, pure gold!

[@benwu7980]

Flawless Victory? that was a Babality

[@SPECTRE_Madman]

Are you British by the way

[@AwoudeX]

@@SPECTRE_Madman If you referred to me, no i'm Dutch and proud of it

[@mihaicostel5883]

This week not morning

[@PokeMageTech]

@@AwoudeX Hey cool! My paternal grandmother is. She left the Netherlands in the aftermath of WW II. I thiiink she was very very young then.

[@EnoVarma]

Lisa Edelstein is excellent in this show. She so often had to create something interesting out of thin air.

[@dunkodownunder]

I need watch the series again. I'm hooked on these short clips.

[@chiragpanwar5555]

5:02 is most replayed. You're welcome.

[@driverjamescopeland]

0:46 - still trying to figure out who this actress is. I know I've seen her somewhere else.

[@Thegr1m69]

​@@driverjamescopelandKatheryn Winnick, most likely you saw her in Vikings.

[@driverjamescopeland]

@@Thegr1m69 - YES! THANK YOU!

[@Aim2Rock]

Bron haired woman with a purple-ish dress at 5:02, is not that goddess named Katheryn Winnick. I'm still trying to figure who that actress is though

[@dragonmagoz]

@@Aim2Rock the actual name is Kristen Glass

[@AniGames-ru8iw]

I don't blame House, if I was him and had a patient like the lady in the purple dress I would owe ten dollars as well

[@Barry.Hughes]

He was +$30 and went to -$10, wow that's a lot of touching

[@jondunmore4268]

0:14 -- That administrator's dress is like, at least 1 size too tight, right?

[@carlhicksjr8401]

Her name is Kristen Glass. Because yeah, you wanted to know. You're welcome 😁

[@areliroman3249]

No we didnt

[@carlhicksjr8401]

@@areliroman3249 I think you're gettin' out-voted there, AR 😁

[@poixses_]

@@areliroman3249 right

[@normancarter5419]

Thank You Very Much

[@carlhicksjr8401]

@@normancarter5419 Just doin' my part for the brotherhood... 😁

[@esmolol4091]

House diagnoses three patients without touching them. House to Cuddy: "You owe me 30!" House enters the room of a Goddess of beauty... House leaves the room and goes to cuddy... House to Cuddy: "I owe YOU 10!" He touched her 4 times. Well that says a lot about him: 1. He's a quite normal guy. 2. He is honest and admits that he wanted to touch her. 3. If Cuddy sends all hot women to house, he would run his most hated department "singlehandedly".

[@spectrum5156]

"single-handedly" omg 😭😭😭😭

[@esmolol4091]

@@spectrum5156 🤣

[@esmolol4091]

@@spectrum5156 Pun intended ;-)

[@hardlockvevo4302]

It's not how many times he touches the patients, it's how many patients he touches. Touching her once of 5000 times would still result in him only owing her $10. She still owes him $30, he owes her $10 so she basically owes him $20.

[@oatnoid]

Patient hottie, "Doctor House, is this really necessary for a headache?" Dr. House, "Haven't you heard? It's breast cancer awareness month. Say Aaaah."

[@dianewinters8628]

He's so cute when he's flirty😍

[@SaltySeattleCyclist]

"I'm ready to be judged" 🤣

[@soumyamaity4692]

How old r u? 60. U r lying 😂😂😂😂 always get me rolling

[@Michelle020892]

Dead giveaway when she said her age like it was a question 😅

[@RaynmanPlays]

"I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to shave. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged." The key part of proper grooming is to put proper care into it. That's the whole point. If you're not putting the proper care into it in order to trick people into thinking you're a detail-oriented person, you're just lying. If you use the same toenail clippers in your nose as you do for your toenails, you are absolutely not putting the proper care into grooming.

[@rayrushforth6390]

She has an intriguing beauty - great actor - a natural great

[@yehldyehld]

I love House's response to "Is that Vicodin?!"

[@tygrahof9268]

I've never seen Dawson's Creek but the joke is still funny.

[@usamamuhammadismail3324]

What's Lagartha doing there? 😲

[@Mark-ke1rj]

Ragnar gave her the clap.

[@lando1224]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

"I put you in jail I can put you back" Well I'm turned on.

[@Jahman071]

For me that's one of the best episodes in the entire series.

[@TacShooter]

Queen Lagertha! 00:00:46

[@selcukdemirbas2514]

Here for this comment!

[@alancorrea9161]

You can never lie to a doctor no matter how embarrasing it is because they will always find out the truth , its that look they give you when they know you're lying then you just have to tell the truth.

[@graaau4582]

they will find the truth in tv shows lying to doctors in real life is just putting your life on the line

[@coltonsmith3724]

Know*, you’re*

[@alancorrea9161]

@@coltonsmith3724 Corrected , thank you !

[@sindrerudshaug]

Blackmail might be ok, there just needs to be an agreement on when the joker is spent!

[@CM_87]

I owe you ten. LMAO

[@katiepalmer9434]

good channel

[@ricksimon9867]

5:00 - It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. But still. Come on. This was creepy.

[@Donovan-qo5bl]

Him breaking the fourth wall when the door closed

[@Redvines69]

I've seen this clip many times and it always strikes me how much the pretty girl he ends up touching looks like a younger prettier version of his ex wife and I wonder if that is why he touched her.

[@zackrodriguez7519]

When I first saw it I also thought it was stacy, and that’s why he looked at the camera. Then he gave the “I owe you $10” line 😂

[@one_bad_mofo8658]

"By the way, you owe me 30." *walks into the room with the racked up knock out babe* "...I owe you 10." 😂😂😂 Yeah, Id owe her 10 as well.

[@jamesstuart3346]

Dr. House is Hawkeye Pierce meets Sherlock Holmes

[@jjperceval]

i believe he was actually pitched as sherlock in a medical setting. his address is also 221b

[@plinsf]

Gotta love the repeated Dawson's Creek shout-outs at the end 😂😂

[@justice_1337]

5:00 its young cuddy rofl

[@footy.nation]

Does anyone realize how House pulled out three gloves when he only needed 2, just to emphasize the disgust he is about to experience?

[@JJay2410]

The slight delay in taking the third one always kills me 😂

[@fruitydudexD]

No you're the only one that noticed

[@Sensei_BigJoe]

I was going to say I would have owed more than $10 but he went in being owed $30 and came back owing her $10 lol, that's a $40 dollar swing 😂

[@freakzilla9975]

5:10 i owe 10😂😂😂😂

[@maubraymzoma6616]

🤣🤣🤣 You owe me 10

[@zdspider6778]

1:17 Casually pops a pill in front of his boss. 🤣

[@zeropoint546]

It was a "breath mint".

[@soul2197]

That's his boss or girlfriend?

[@jamelgallagher6602]

@@soul2197 boss, girlfriend later on

[@benjaminosterloh3605]

00:47 ~ Hey, Katheryn Winnick

[@seanx8646]

The woman in purple dress... 🤤 Hard to believe this guy played The Prince in Blackadder 😆😆😆

[@irresistablejewel]

... or played Bertie Wooster; wrote "Mystery"... or rowed for Cambridge in "The Boat Race" (for real). She sure is pretty! 🤤

[@abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409]

Why did a writer of this show make them break each other

[@doinkstr]

The actor for Cuddy had a wage dispute with the producers. She left.

[@abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409]

@@doinkstr could writer just write that she die from cancer

[@Karzakus]

I just had a fucking conniption trying to read whatever it is you just said

[@Bbodenste12]

I think i lost a few brain cells trying to read this

[@abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409]

@@Bbodenste12 good go to doctor then tell him/her how much brain cell did you lost

[@Grid56]

Lisa was a real stunner. I loved the clinic bits, they weree much more entertaining.

[@mikhailromanovskii1040]

This episode becomes much less funny later. It’s that mix of comedy and drama that makes House special. After all, people do not come to the doctor when everything is okay with their lives.

[@paulsmith-ll9vg]

how is it that hugh laurie who has spent most of his life being funny with stephen fry in a brilliant sketch show, and now seems to be in this exceptional tv drama playing a hard nosed but extremely if too caring doctor, but can pull off a apparent and seemly accurate american accent so much so that if i was not a fan of his previous work then i would swear that hes not british but american, and this being the case how is it still to this day that parents who have trouble with a naughty child who no doubt does not want to go to bed when it`s bedtime and as a final and last desperate act when they no doubt have run out of all other options, say to the child if you don`t be good and go to bed like other good children then i will put mary poppins on the dvd player and make them listen to dick van dykes brutal and misled attempt at a apparent cockney accent, and the child says no daddy not that again i`re be good and go to sleep, and off course this was coming from a man who is stll multi talented and even at the age of about a hundred can still dance most people half his age off the dance floor, and still to this day cockneys everywhere on watching the brilliant and yet flawed mary poppins still no doubt feel ashamed to be cockneys an d off course were talking about the sort of people who wear far too many buttons, make far too much noise with there one man bands, break into song even if there putting out the dustbins and who seem to be forever hogging the piano in the local boozer, and even lower there selves to star in eastenders, and yet although they still cannot speak properly or speak in a language that anyone else can understand, they can at least speak in there own accent a lot better than some damn yank who`s never been near a real chimney or even tried to sell fruit and veg on a market stall,

[@WTC-1990]

"I'm ready to be Judge" 😅😅😅😅

[@hemmojito]

"Why I gotta do this?" "I got a bum leg! Say Ah!

[@thomasdemetz6145]

I watched this series in German language. I had no idea Cuddy has such a cute voice in the original English version. 💖

[@Lisa111999888]

Omg what’s up with her outfit top being so small lol

[@bonerfart3457]

It's rolled up

[@barbarawilcox182]

Was the style back then

[@jeffreyjeziorski1480]

Acting!!!!

[@kairinase]

Dawson's Creek aired while I'm in Secondary School... though without after school special in my country, that show is sexually cringed enough for a teen me! Watched it to learn English, but end up learning something else. Girls loved it though, and it's a good ice breaker to discuss an episode of that show before chatting with them. House M.D aired around the same period, but at 12 pm (bed time), so I didn't watch his show.

[@Matp78]

you went to bed at noon

[@kairinase]

@@Matp78 Yeah, need to wake up early for evening prayers! I watch the show after that... except on school days where I'm still at school during that time. How'd you know?😅

[@jamalbuckley3235]

5:10 did he do something to cuddy haha they way he walked up on her and her face.

[@user-jn7bq8wh1e]

That woman in the burgundy dress is trouble!!

[@bostoncityofchampions6581]

Smoking hot.

[@mamir1495]

Ok 50 $ killed me

[@jorymil]

Eddie Harris as the music! This show knew how to pick the tunes.

[@robbedontuesday]

Did not remember Katheryn Winnick had a cameo in this episode...

[@LemonNation]

She was the main patient in the episode.

[@robbedontuesday]

@@LemonNation of course... I did not even bother to read the description

[@leewinters8245]

She would have made a great captain marvel.

[@CT-pi2gl]

That was the perfect way to end the clip

[@EphemeralProductions]

Lmao these are hilarious! I miss this damn show. 😆

[@LordAaronus]

you can make it all back as a gynaecologist

[@MarijnvdSterre]

I sort of wish the: "I owe you 10" would have been: "I owe you 20". Now why would one patient be 20? I let your imagination do the work ^^

[@mithicash1444]

I never caught this before, from the "you owe me 30" to "I owe you 10" implies he touched her at least 4 times, probably more since we can assume House lied :D

[@Whisper555]

5:00 Kristen Glass is Suzi Quatro's niece!!!

[@andriealinsangao613]

WHAT?!! Holy cow!

[@jackoholic0425]

is that second girl lagatha? from vikings? probably got it from that earl,

[@Man-O-Little-Tan]

Yeah

[@bartman898]

I didn't get that vasectomy for nothing.....let's party.

[@DieHarder4ever]

“You owe me thirty.” *sees the cute woman* “I owe you ten.” 💀 💀 💀

[@damaddog8065]

Ah see what happens when you do not keep the sushi really clean, it gets funky, and then it is off to House :D

[@CopingorCooking]

If I was in this challenge, but instead of patients it's women, I'd be a quintillionaire

[@michael-101]

So many beautiful women in a hospital - so fake.

[@ayanahmed8180]

this episode was very good

[@Cazador60140]

House wak e up , I would do my job and go to jail for Dr Cuddy

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

0:46 Lagertha!!! I still wouldn’t care STD or no…

[@just-tess]

toenail clippers in your nose?!? augh!

[@alvirarahman2690]

HOW DO YOU HAVE ATHLETE’S FOOT ON YOUR NOSE?

[@therealwilldalbey]

The fungus from an unwashed nail clipper used to cut the deeper hairs in his nose.

[@Luis-ou9fn]

He literally explained it as he said it, he used his toe mail clippers on his nose.

[@adworksout7]

The only person that can heal him is Captain Blackaddar

[@nickb6894]

Model name: Kristen Glass.

[@kartikvohra25]

After what you did in Vikings, you would definitely have that!

[@philsherrer]

"I can eat 50 eggs" ~ Cool Hand Luke

[@dravendfr]

0:45 Those who know…

[@nmlopqrs5767]

I wonder whats dawsons creak

[@semi6544]

You have athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged is definitely reverse uno.

[@Heavon08]

0:23 its so weird seeing house get shut up like this because hes the one shutting other people up I kinda like it because sometimes for me hes just an @$$

[@nemderzns0756]

ha ha

[@dappercat666]

Boogadaba

[@seanx8646]

Who is the actress in the purple dress at the end?

[@brentcowell5776]

lisa cuddy is quite the looker!!!!

[@johndoe2621]

Lol

[@eyezofice2411]

I didn't know his character was loosely based off Sherlock Holmes