10 Great Games You’d Be EMBARRASSED to Play Around Non-Gamers

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@synopticgiant1573
@synopticgiant1573 28 күн бұрын
Never noticed the tomb raider stuff. Honestly just chalked it up to "yeah, I'd probably grunt and moan too, after hitting the ground after falling from a zip line" seemed realistic to me 🤷🏻‍♂️
@maineman5757
@maineman5757 28 күн бұрын
It's not about realism it's about the perception of people that hear it. He says it right there in the video.
@jakmccloud2388
@jakmccloud2388 28 күн бұрын
@@synopticgiant1573 what the dude is trying to say is this the moaning and groaning in the game sound like she's having a great time in bed and a lot of people outside of the video range will hear that and not what is on screen it's just stupid horny idiots don't get the just of it while you're playing the game to you it seems natural because of what's on screen turn the game on look away from the screen and see what your mind comes up with it's called having a dirty mind
@jakobwild5886
@jakobwild5886 28 күн бұрын
​@@maineman5757well that could be said for almost every game though
@narc212
@narc212 28 күн бұрын
@@maineman5757 the perception of "horny" people 😥
@atfreres
@atfreres 28 күн бұрын
@@maineman5757 I would be concerned about anyone that watches a main character grunt and moan while falling, hitting obstacles or nearly drowning, and associating that with sexual arousal
@jamesdominguez7685
@jamesdominguez7685 27 күн бұрын
My wife renamed Tomb Raider 2013 "Lara Croft's Adventures in Falling Down".
@zJoriz
@zJoriz 25 күн бұрын
Excellent.
@Fwuffles
@Fwuffles 25 күн бұрын
That is hilarious.
@TheTruthBeToId
@TheTruthBeToId 22 күн бұрын
😆 That is funny as hell.
@pyxelated2468
@pyxelated2468 19 күн бұрын
Your wife sounds like a cool chick. Lucky guy!
@scottymavricky
@scottymavricky 15 күн бұрын
You never heard of Nathan Brakes
@one-tap-king-143
@one-tap-king-143 26 күн бұрын
Imagine streaming one of these moments on Kick and your mom walks in behind you 💀💀
@TúĐỗAmle
@TúĐỗAmle 26 күн бұрын
These are not THAT bad tho
@LaÁnhVy
@LaÁnhVy 26 күн бұрын
LMAO that is somethign that would happen to me for sure
@LưuThắngTiến
@LưuThắngTiến 26 күн бұрын
藍藍
@nguyenlienP3aI2
@nguyenlienP3aI2 26 күн бұрын
lets be real no one plays these games anyway its just a glorified ad
@ChâuGiangKhiêm
@ChâuGiangKhiêm 26 күн бұрын
bro...
@Me7oWitThaHoodie
@Me7oWitThaHoodie 27 күн бұрын
😂got secondhand embarrassment from Falcon trying to explain everything
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 27 күн бұрын
He's trying to justify why his white has a boyfriend
@southcoastinventors6583
@southcoastinventors6583 27 күн бұрын
Clickbait we fell for or Falcon being embarrassed over liking women take your pick
@seesquee
@seesquee 27 күн бұрын
Plus he has terrible mispronunciation of a lot of words and game names.
@syedabid9767
@syedabid9767 26 күн бұрын
Maybe you have a higher embarrassment resistance, but for us normal folks this types games are very much embarrassing to play in front of people.
@Me7oWitThaHoodie
@Me7oWitThaHoodie 26 күн бұрын
You’re all not understand what I’m saying 😂 I mean him describing the sexual actions, I can feel how embarrassed he is himself just talking about it
@ragnarok1945
@ragnarok1945 28 күн бұрын
I'm surprised Lollipop chainsaw didn't get an honorable mention....
@jakmccloud2388
@jakmccloud2388 28 күн бұрын
The reason why it didn't get a honorable mention is because not very many people played it they were too embarrassed to buy the game😂😂😂
@poolhalljunkie9
@poolhalljunkie9 28 күн бұрын
I haven't finished the video yet but that's surprising. Especially with that trophy you get. They definitely got me with that one. 😂😂
@jakmccloud2388
@jakmccloud2388 28 күн бұрын
@@poolhalljunkie9 the look up the skirt trophy yeah that one was hilarious I tried to get a platinum for the game I only need one more trophy and then I'm done I played it like six times it's a really fun game I got both endings
@Spawnofademon
@Spawnofademon 28 күн бұрын
@@jakmccloud2388well that kind sounds like it would be the perfect game
@jakmccloud2388
@jakmccloud2388 28 күн бұрын
@@Spawnofademon I wouldn't say it's like the best game but it is a fun zombie game I just wish they would have put more into the character than just what they did but don't take my word for it Go play it if you want to check it out
@abisheknair2523
@abisheknair2523 27 күн бұрын
I played tomb raider on my 43 inch 4K TV with my parents around. Neither me nor my parents thought is was weird. You'd think it was weird, if your mind was in a deeep dirty gutter.
@theemeraldenderman3007
@theemeraldenderman3007 22 күн бұрын
With that perspective in mind, it says a lot more about gameranx then.
@danieldn.g2568
@danieldn.g2568 20 күн бұрын
indeed now i have realised what falcon has said i even played the next one after it and still no result even i played it with my uncle and aunt around and still no result
@awsomemodels
@awsomemodels 19 күн бұрын
Exactly ! I played it on the tv and nobody thought it was weird , even i didn't think it was weird even though my mind is in a deep dirty gutter .
@CRIMSON-FLAME1
@CRIMSON-FLAME1 17 күн бұрын
I'm in the same boat as most of you. Played it with friends and family around on the fifty inch and nobody noticed not even me.
@PSk486w5
@PSk486w5 17 күн бұрын
Well obviously if someone knows the context of the noise then it wouldn't be weird since its normal to groan when someone is in pain but it would be weird if someone didn't know the context behind the noise and in this case since you are playing on a big ass TV the people around you know why she is making the noise thus it isn't weird to them.
@kaystephan2610
@kaystephan2610 28 күн бұрын
The Tomb Raider one is a really weird take for me. Played it again a couple months ago and never noticed her grunting or "moaning" as weird cause...well she's constantly in really exhausting situations. Y'all would be grunting too if you had to deal with what Lara has to deal with. 🗿
@djx7134
@djx7134 28 күн бұрын
I think it's probably different if you play around other people. I also didn't notice, probably because all the moans and grunts and stuff make sense in context, anyone would be making noises in those situations, but if someone else overhears from the kitchen, they might jump to conclusions.
@Burntarepa
@Burntarepa 28 күн бұрын
Fr…I was thinking the same thing. Weird take to say the least.
@kian26master
@kian26master 28 күн бұрын
Yeah his mind went pure left on that one. Lara is always in danger so of course she going to grunt or make noise. Falcon's mind is just plain dirty!!
@JaJagimpjelterosso
@JaJagimpjelterosso 28 күн бұрын
Very prudish take to say the least. If someone connects that to sexual related stuff, it says more about the person
@MEGASTRIX
@MEGASTRIX 28 күн бұрын
Fking amen. 2013 Tomb raider intro was so bloody and brutal and nuts.
@MisterMcSquishy
@MisterMcSquishy 28 күн бұрын
As far as the 2013 Tomb Raider goes, not once did I think Lara’s constant grunting, sighing, vocal cues meant anything sexual. She gets tossed around like a freakin’ ragdoll most of the game because of her initial combat and survival inexperience, so yeah I’d expect a lot of those sounds to come from a (fictional) human being 🤷🏼‍♂️
@apollo7307
@apollo7307 27 күн бұрын
Cool, but what if you heard this coming from your friends room or something you would think that aswel
@ronaldparisi2830
@ronaldparisi2830 27 күн бұрын
"bUt FeMaLe MaKe SoUnD mAkE mE tHiNk Of PoRnOgRaPhY"
@nayru8385
@nayru8385 27 күн бұрын
I thought the same thing as you, until the audio of this played in the background while I was studying xD. If you're playing the game, it makes complete sense, but when you just hear the audio without the context of the crazy sequences, I can see the confusion.
@RandomPerson-nd2ey
@RandomPerson-nd2ey 27 күн бұрын
Yeah... I played it in front of my wife and daughters. It could be because everyone could see the screen and get the actual context I guess but none of us thought that either. The fight with Poison Ivy in one of the Batman Arkham games though? Yeah, my wife asked if I was sure that my attacks were causing damage because it sounded like Ivy was enjoying them.
@wilks2006
@wilks2006 27 күн бұрын
Yeah, no one thought it was pornography. Not sure why this made the list
@Tlioger
@Tlioger 21 күн бұрын
Bonus: Every fucking time you go to the hot springs in Ghost of Tsushima two male cheeks stare at you
@Efsaaneh
@Efsaaneh 27 күн бұрын
>Stellar blade's protag is impossibly proportioned >Is literally an irl model
@GojoSaturo_236
@GojoSaturo_236 27 күн бұрын
model name (for scientific purposes ofc)
@TheRealBOBlibob
@TheRealBOBlibob 27 күн бұрын
They definitely made some adjustments afterwards
@LizardSkynyrd
@LizardSkynyrd 27 күн бұрын
​@@GojoSaturo_236Shin Jae-eun
@LizardSkynyrd
@LizardSkynyrd 27 күн бұрын
​@@TheRealBOBlibobonly adjustments done from team was on face doing custom made face and not models actual face
@FelixxileF1990
@FelixxileF1990 27 күн бұрын
😂 sure. Show me a woman with legs proportioned like that.
@LongxArm
@LongxArm 28 күн бұрын
Maybe it's just me, but I never thought that playing Tomb Raider
@wohanlon
@wohanlon 28 күн бұрын
Same here, only when he mentions it here did it make me think it.
@dannyg5727
@dannyg5727 28 күн бұрын
No, I thought it immediately 😂
@Lawrence_Talbot
@Lawrence_Talbot 27 күн бұрын
Same. He’s really reaching here. Seems weird to shame gamers for playing this. By his logic then you should feel embarrassed for playing every JRPG or Manga game because a lot of the female characters sound sexual when they get hit/take damage
@djinnxx7050
@djinnxx7050 27 күн бұрын
​@@Lawrence_TalbotReaching around?
@Lawrence_Talbot
@Lawrence_Talbot 27 күн бұрын
@@Antiprincipl3 she sounds exhausted because she fell off a cliff, which is what happens. She doesn’t sound like a woman orgasming. If your woman is moaning in pain during sex, then you’re having the wrong kind of sex
@WeAreNIM
@WeAreNIM 26 күн бұрын
As both a woman and a game developer I've played virtually every one of these games and I will contest: 1. The only person who I would be remotely embarrassed to to be seen playing this game by would be literal Jesus. Otherwise I don't care. We're humans, we f**k to continue the species, and we're allowed to have fun doing it. 2. DOA: Beach Volleyball 2 is the superior title and it is amazing - I literally played this game IN CHURCH. The other girls in our small group loved it. Giving gifts, building friendships, playing lots of beach games and being fully aware that YES, OUR BOOBIES BOUNCE. 3. Falcon, I think you might be a prudish bird. Just sayin'. You fly south for the winter, pick up a little bit of that southern baptist culture weariness, I get it. But I also feel like CONAN'S MASIVE DONG SIMULATOR should have been on your list along with a few other MALE-OBJECTIFYING GAMES... I dunno, feels like you're singling the girls out a bit. Anyway, you can catch me playing Cyberpunk as I spin V's male body around in the character creator because I honestly haven't gone past that point, it's the best part of the game. 😉
@zJoriz
@zJoriz 25 күн бұрын
This comment needs more love.
@WeAreNIM
@WeAreNIM 25 күн бұрын
@@zJoriz don't we all 💜
@soloshottie
@soloshottie 25 күн бұрын
couldnt have said it better myself. thanks gal
@naico6195
@naico6195 25 күн бұрын
wow what a beautiful coment. thanks alot for this comment. you must be a nice person to be around. faith in humanity restored. haha playing this game in church, what country are you from ? must be a very fun church . cant immagine this in germany
@antihero_antics
@antihero_antics 25 күн бұрын
TL;DR;FO
@Nigel222
@Nigel222 27 күн бұрын
The perv thing about the classic Tomb Raider games is so silly. They were genuinely great platformer/puzzle games.
@DON666
@DON666 26 күн бұрын
Absolutely. It was - as said in the video - the marketing around it. Remember the life-size Lara statues in video game stores during that time? 😉 And why do you think they're absolutely unaffordable collectibles nowadays...
@chrisg4rr377
@chrisg4rr377 24 күн бұрын
They probably won't have been as popular if it wasn't for Lara though
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 24 күн бұрын
​@DON666 only the media made a thing about Lara its pretty pathetic. Npbody got off on how she was depicted in the game..graphics were so poor back then she barely looked human. I imagine the life size models are valuable because she's a gaming icon
@DON666
@DON666 24 күн бұрын
@@jasewildheart I agree about the graphics quality. That's what I implied in my posting. And yes, the statues are iconic and rare - but still also sexy as hell. ;)
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 24 күн бұрын
@DON666 yeah for sure..no denying that she is a sexy character but it was the great game that made her.
@UTopia120
@UTopia120 28 күн бұрын
Anyone remember 'Leisure Suit Larry'? Lol It was taboo for me as a kid.
@thisisjames4474
@thisisjames4474 28 күн бұрын
Yes I do!!😂😂 I was in my mid teens and I was playing around with my older brothers computer and I found that game on it and played it for a couple hours before I was caught.
@jimmy_newtron6791
@jimmy_newtron6791 28 күн бұрын
My man Larry was the 💩 😃😂😄🤣😄😁😆😆😅🤣 had to play that with the door shut lights off and sound off rotflmao so embarrassing but fun as hell
@UTopia120
@UTopia120 28 күн бұрын
@@thisisjames4474 those were the times. The game had 3 pixel characters yet it was blowing our minds. Lol
@jer103
@jer103 28 күн бұрын
I remember my uncle telling me about Leisure Suit Larry. I personally played one of the games. They are pretty tame, with some nudity.
@maineman5757
@maineman5757 28 күн бұрын
I do
@GrimDMasterMind
@GrimDMasterMind 25 күн бұрын
"Impossibly proportioned anime babe." Someone should tell that to the model
@metalcascade4634
@metalcascade4634 28 күн бұрын
Seriously if you hear Tomb Raider 2013 and your mind immediately goes there, you've probably been watching too many of those types of videos on the internet. I've played it many times over the years and not once did my mind go there, Lara is a woman going through hell in that game, why sexualise the way she sounds?
@djx7134
@djx7134 28 күн бұрын
they are referring to someone overhearing it and thinking it's weird. They are not saying it's weird in context. At least, that's what I got from the video.
@metalcascade4634
@metalcascade4634 27 күн бұрын
@@djx7134 I suppose this has always been a thing with the Tomb Raider games, I vaguely remember seeing a reaction Keeley Hawes had to the sound effects in the games out of context, I'm pretty sure there is a video of that somewhere, this would've been years ago.
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
@@djx7134 except the only way you'd connect it to a bunch of overacting porn videos is if you spend way too much time listening to porn actors overacting.. telling on yourself really
@djx7134
@djx7134 27 күн бұрын
@@GwenActually no idea what the hell you're talking about.
@TheTigerfan99
@TheTigerfan99 26 күн бұрын
@@djx7134He's offended by what you said and has no idea how to respond, so he's projecting.
@The_Ganondork
@The_Ganondork 27 күн бұрын
That might be the worst take on Tomb Raider 2013 I’ve seen.
@lindamasha3552
@lindamasha3552 27 күн бұрын
A white reviewed it from his pov What did you expect
@THIS-CHANNEL-SUCKS
@THIS-CHANNEL-SUCKS 27 күн бұрын
​@@lindamasha3552 what does that have to do with race
@samuelclark1677
@samuelclark1677 27 күн бұрын
Exactly someone needs to get out more
@tysawyer4502
@tysawyer4502 27 күн бұрын
​@@lindamasha3552 what?
@lindamasha3552
@lindamasha3552 26 күн бұрын
@@tysawyer4502 The joke is in the phrasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But it's a fact
@maskedbadass6802
@maskedbadass6802 26 күн бұрын
The mainstream has programmed men to be afraid of their own straightness. If someone walked in on me playing Stellar Blade I would immediately be like "check out these jiggle physics" and then we'd laugh instead of awkwardly pretending like we're not into it.
@GotoHell-i8g
@GotoHell-i8g 27 күн бұрын
The worst for me was gta 5. Especially the trevor parts. Noone wants their parents or grandparents walking in on a trevor scene
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
haha that's a good point, just transitioning to him from another character sometimes had the raunchiest scenes
@MadsterV
@MadsterV 27 күн бұрын
They're hilarious. I'd worry around the torture scene.
@Fyredrakken
@Fyredrakken 17 күн бұрын
When it dropped I couldn't wait to play it. Bought it for 360 fired it up and got to the part where Lamar is upset about not being employee of the month and my 4yr old wanders by and scrunched up his face and asks "Dad? What's a fuckis?" That was tge end of playing while he was awake.
@Xython88
@Xython88 27 күн бұрын
Tomb raider 2013 is a respectable game. I don’t understand why you made this list? I’m not at all embarrassed about playing it.
@kingzach74
@kingzach74 27 күн бұрын
Close your eyes and listen to her pained sounds.
@TheZardark
@TheZardark 27 күн бұрын
@@kingzach74 What makes it any different than listing to a male character getting hurt? Male characters grunt and moan as well when getting hurt....
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
Yeah this is just men sexualizing women in situations that aren't meant to be sexual, which.. I mean it's cringe behavior but not the game's fault you're a creep lol
@bearpoop720
@bearpoop720 27 күн бұрын
​@@kingzach74ok and? The moment they see what's actually causing the sounds, you are fine.
@jakmccloud2388
@jakmccloud2388 27 күн бұрын
@@TheZardark let me explain it's called simple-minded fools who only thing about sexual noises when you hear a grunt or a moan your initial thought is sexual based go into another room with the game still on and see what you think about it then if you think sexual noises then there you go if you don't then you're not a simple minded fool
@jsan118
@jsan118 25 күн бұрын
Falcon out here showing his insecurities again
@IndigoVagrant
@IndigoVagrant 7 күн бұрын
Some of us grew up in religious households.
@Me_Caveman
@Me_Caveman 27 күн бұрын
2013 Tomb Raider says more about your psyche than the game, but now that you've mentioned it I can't unhear it.
@M.K-ly8mp
@M.K-ly8mp 20 күн бұрын
Same 😭
@Lex_Nocturna
@Lex_Nocturna 15 күн бұрын
Exactly. It's hollow virtue signaling
@GodJack2099
@GodJack2099 12 күн бұрын
@@Lex_Nocturnano dumbass he’s saying it would sound weird to someone who heard it from another room and didn’t know the context. It’s funny seeing so many of yall get triggered lol
@IndigoVagrant
@IndigoVagrant 7 күн бұрын
Not at all lol. Vocal noises can totally sound weird to people who don't have context. Senua's Sacrifice has a lot of it in sections. Great game still but it's funny/terrifying out of context depending on the part.
@Kabemazun
@Kabemazun 6 күн бұрын
Real
@DeLePlays
@DeLePlays 27 күн бұрын
Usually the lists are good but this one was a miss.
@contramundi1
@contramundi1 24 күн бұрын
When did gameranx get taken over by kotaku? This video is more embarassing than any game out there.
@PunkRockZombie205
@PunkRockZombie205 24 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@EagleEye-MJG
@EagleEye-MJG 27 күн бұрын
The argument for Tomb Raider (2013) was a WILD stretch, to reach that conclusion.🙄
@Manana7016
@Manana7016 26 күн бұрын
Yea.
@qadashchaayah144
@qadashchaayah144 26 күн бұрын
I'm thinking the same.
@strudelnudelhaibacke
@strudelnudelhaibacke 25 күн бұрын
So true!!! If I had to go through all that stuff, bet I’d be making the same sounds!! Surviving in this game (from a story point) is hard! Constantly fighting, taking hits, being tossed around by water, attacked by animals, climbing, running, swimming… imagine her being quiet through all that 😂
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 24 күн бұрын
Yeah your have to h4 a.commit4r perv to see or hear what ganeranx has pointed out here. Quite a dumb take on those games.
@aabidamn
@aabidamn 16 күн бұрын
Not really. You're saying that probably because you're using the perspective of someone who is playing the game. But if you're using a third person perspective aka someone who is in another room who didn't know that you were playing an action-adventure video game, it's hard not to think that way with all those Lara's screams, moaning and grunting.
@caddermeran
@caddermeran 28 күн бұрын
Me: playing Stellar Blade My GF: "OH good, you got the poor girl a sweater"
@RushInNinja
@RushInNinja 27 күн бұрын
Lmao I switch to the full suit during daytime lol 😅
@brtt150
@brtt150 27 күн бұрын
My wife: Damn, try the skimpier one
@iago-mds
@iago-mds 27 күн бұрын
LOL! When I was playing my GF called the game "boobs and butts" 😂
@kingzach74
@kingzach74 27 күн бұрын
@@brtt150 My partner asks me to change outfits to make the girls in video games look more naked. She encourages me to do it! lol Several of the women I've dated are hornier than I am! lol
@CurzonEve
@CurzonEve 27 күн бұрын
Why would Falcon say "An impossibly proportioned anime girl?" She's live modeled after a south Korean actress. It's been hugely in the news.
@y0y4y0
@y0y4y0 18 күн бұрын
Your wife/girlfriend not allowing you to even see games like that is a big red flag! And Falcon is mentioning it about 1 time per game!! Need help, my man?
@zacarybruner2600
@zacarybruner2600 27 күн бұрын
I felt no embarrassment with any of these games.
@northngb
@northngb 26 күн бұрын
🗿
@seanplaysgames2551
@seanplaysgames2551 24 күн бұрын
There is no embarrassment in those games
@jerrysmith7705
@jerrysmith7705 22 күн бұрын
You kinda should have if you were playing the volleyball game, but thats about it.
@venvm_g
@venvm_g 21 күн бұрын
real
@michaelr3583
@michaelr3583 7 күн бұрын
You must be Donald Trump
@Jraice
@Jraice 27 күн бұрын
Falcon: "You were a perve for playing Tomb Raider back in the day." Me, who was a younger girl who first played: 😢
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
don't feel bad, not everyone was staring at pointy boobs the whole time.. yeesh
@pistol0grip0pump
@pistol0grip0pump 26 күн бұрын
It's okay, some of us were running away from the creepy as all fuck Butler before locking him in the freezer, still doomed to only hear the occasional tinkle of fine china teacups and saucers and spoons and you freeze in fear at 7 years old thinking "Oh crap...am I just hearing him from/though the freezer?.....or did HE ESCAPE AND IS COMING UP THE STAIRS?!?!?!?" 😱😂 Ahh good times, good times.
@argop4518
@argop4518 26 күн бұрын
Back in the 90's, I played the first two Tomb Raider games in PlayStation rentals that were always crowded with people. Most people would play soccer, racing, and fighting games at the time. But nobody would think you were a pervert for playing TR games. Did falcon grow up in fucked up neighborhood or something
@tgray5869
@tgray5869 26 күн бұрын
As a fellow female original 90s Tomb Raider player, I genuinely said F you Falcon when he said that in the video
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 20 күн бұрын
​@@GwenActually correct...in fact nobody was, it was just a great game. There wasn't anything remotely sexy or sexual about it. Lara looked like a bunch of polygons.
@tyleroutland435
@tyleroutland435 25 күн бұрын
I love the modern tomb raider games starting from 2013s to 2018s
@creatureTHEcritter
@creatureTHEcritter 27 күн бұрын
What a weird list gameranx. Seriously who plays tomb raider and thinks "oh no that sound MUST be coming from a pornographic video " lmao smh
@zJoriz
@zJoriz 26 күн бұрын
It's not who plays it, it's whoever only hears the sound and doesn't see the screen. I tried it in this video -- just looked the other way for a sec -- and I must admit the effect is profound.
@Arctis326
@Arctis326 26 күн бұрын
@@zJorizincels like falcon
@matinabdolpour2732
@matinabdolpour2732 26 күн бұрын
​@Arctis326 like you a guess
@eddiemitza2544
@eddiemitza2544 24 күн бұрын
My dad
@tharusmc9177
@tharusmc9177 19 күн бұрын
​@@Arctis326 dude shut the fuck up, you don't know how quick people are to make judgement and assumptions.
@GimpyChinaman
@GimpyChinaman 27 күн бұрын
This video should be #1 on a list of 10 Gameranx videos you'd be EMBARRASSED to watch around non-gamers.
@paulo.manrique
@paulo.manrique 27 күн бұрын
Fully agreed. Falcon completely lost in here.
@AndrewAung1992
@AndrewAung1992 27 күн бұрын
I am a bird that doesn't apply to me, even though I have a wife and children lmao
@IndigoVagrant
@IndigoVagrant 7 күн бұрын
He was spot on regarding WaifuBlade Chronicles 2. People have literally made mods reducing the breast size because it is excessive and kind of creepy on a girl that young. Also Nier Automata has a mod where you can give the character some leggings.
@SilverBld
@SilverBld 26 күн бұрын
Ah yes the old generation where nobody gave a fuck about minor shit like this and everyone weren't so sensitive about it and make a massive list about it being embarrassing Fucking hell...
@S.minor_Compositions
@S.minor_Compositions 27 күн бұрын
1:12 excuse me?
@Mr.Rogers91
@Mr.Rogers91 28 күн бұрын
My wife always breaks my balls when I'm playing simulators heavily. She be like... are you mowing the lawn? Why would you sit here and power wash on your computer? Are you pumping gas!?!
@TedWilder
@TedWilder 28 күн бұрын
I can hear the collective wife population asking that last question lmao
@MrRezRising
@MrRezRising 28 күн бұрын
Just got a top of the line Lenovo gaming laptop, dedicated graphic card, endless RAM... ...and the first game I install? Lawn Mowing Simulator.
@Mr.Rogers91
@Mr.Rogers91 28 күн бұрын
@@MrRezRising oh yeah that beautiful grass must look phenomenal on that laptop
@MrRezRising
@MrRezRising 28 күн бұрын
@@Mr.Rogers91 Man, now THAT'S where Unreal Engine needs to be! 🤣🤣🤣
@gowary
@gowary 28 күн бұрын
Divorce her 😂
@8-bit_survivor
@8-bit_survivor 26 күн бұрын
I never once thought Tomb Raider (2013) was even a little bit provocative... now I can't unhear it. Thanks, Falcon.
@Apostrophe_TV
@Apostrophe_TV 27 күн бұрын
I always think it's really weird when all these "games you'd be embarrassed to play" lists seem to be centered around hot, scantily-clad girls. Now, I haven't been a teenage boy living in my mom's house in 30 years, but I guarantee that if my mom walked in on me playing a game like DOAX3 or as the sorceress in Dragon's Crown, she wouldn't give it a second thought and would just be happy knowing that I was a typical teenage boy with normal hormones and an attraction to girls. I think I would be more embarrassed if she caught me playing something like My Little Pony, Barbie Adventures or Fortnite.
@mistermelancholy7698
@mistermelancholy7698 27 күн бұрын
Still had to trash on something no matter what though huh 😂😅 I like fortnite.
@hosswik
@hosswik 27 күн бұрын
Honestly the primary reason I clicked on this video was because I was hoping Fortnite was going to be on it…. Was not expecting a bunch of bad takes by Falcon.
@thederpifier4623
@thederpifier4623 27 күн бұрын
I think my parents are embarrassed by me then
@zJoriz
@zJoriz 25 күн бұрын
Dude -- you shouldn't even be embarrassed playing My Little Pony, Barbie Adventures or Fortnite. And neither should your parents worry about you if you did that.
@thatonegreenred
@thatonegreenred 24 күн бұрын
Trashing on Fortnite is wild
@dustinyoshimura5612
@dustinyoshimura5612 28 күн бұрын
Stellar Blade. "Impossibly proportioned anime babe". Isn't she based on an actual Korean model, like actual body scans, just with some "anime-ification" of her face? Have people forgotten that hot women exist in real life?
@josephwilliams685
@josephwilliams685 28 күн бұрын
@dustinyoshimaru5612 That is correct. When people started complaining about how unrealistic she looks, the devs posted a video showing the model getting scanned into their system
@CiarlaArt
@CiarlaArt 27 күн бұрын
She is scanned from a real person, but her proportions were also edited to exaggerate certain aspects of her body. Eve to not a one-to-one scan of the model.
@Hybridizm
@Hybridizm 27 күн бұрын
​@@CiarlaArt Same deal for some other models, like that lass who's the main protagonist in SW Outlaws, or Horizon's Hannah Hoekstra, or Control's Courtney Hope. All of these characters have touch ups and changes to meet whatever standards the developers feel needs to be met artistically, or to meet whatever criteria they've been given.
@joee7452
@joee7452 27 күн бұрын
@@CiarlaArt I am not disagreeing with your statement, but I remember watching a video done by a graphic programmer/editor that showed that the edited proportions was actually in the other direction then exaggerate. I wish I could remember the video but since I don't have a PS, it was just a video that I caught in passing. Now that didn't say anything about the outfits and stuff, but it seemed that when tested, they has actually dialed down the models proportions a tiny bit and it's the outfits that make people think it the other way., Take that with a grain of salt because as I said, I saw the video that dug into it but the whole discussion about the game wasn't really something I was paying a lot of attention to.
@Species1571
@Species1571 27 күн бұрын
Yeah this fact came up a lot during the whole controversy.
@unholy3280
@unholy3280 25 күн бұрын
Looks like sweet baby is your main sponsor now... 🤦‍♂️
@hans-joachimtenhoope1744
@hans-joachimtenhoope1744 27 күн бұрын
Why are you complaining about the sounds Laura Croft makes? Did you ever hear the sounds female tennis players make while playing at Wimbledon?
@djinnxx7050
@djinnxx7050 27 күн бұрын
I swear I read somewhere, back in the day, that they were asked to stop grunting so enthusiastically. Like BBC received complaints or something... "Dear points of view, I was recently watching your Wimbledon coverage with my late husband, and I couldn't help but notice the young ladies and their enthusiasm for grunting. That in and of itself is of little issue, but as I looked over to my husband I noticed that he seemed to have been enjoying it, and it offended me greatly. Thus is whence I bludgeoned him with a frying pan, so I am now writing to complain in the hope that you may take pity upon me and help to pay my legal fees for the incident that could have been avoided were the young ladies reprimanded for their grunting. Thank you in advance. Sincerely: Margaret, of the women's institute."
@cyborgchimpy
@cyborgchimpy 27 күн бұрын
@@djinnxx7050 LOL "thus is whence I bludgeoned him with a frying pan" lmao
@CityofButterfly
@CityofButterfly 27 күн бұрын
I never understood that one, either. If you have a problem with athletes (of any gender) grunting while playing a physically demanding sport, the problem is with you, not them.
@Gaia_Gaistar
@Gaia_Gaistar 27 күн бұрын
Women shouldn't make sounds or move or show skin or yada yada yada. Being female at all is obscene apparently.
@NoName-mt7jb
@NoName-mt7jb 27 күн бұрын
@@djinnxx7050 I'm not sure about the BBC receiving complaints, but I know Wimbledon themselves and the LTA have tried to clamp down on grunting at the tournament. There's definitely sensors set up to measure how loud the competitors are as well. Perhaps over a certain volume level they get a warning from the umpire?
@marcelluswallace6240
@marcelluswallace6240 27 күн бұрын
What was he on about with Tomb Raider? I've literally never heard someone complaining about the sound effects. I mean seriously, dude. If you think those are noises of pleasure, I've got some very bad news for you...
@lashonrea4697
@lashonrea4697 27 күн бұрын
@@marcelluswallace6240 Believe it or not, at launch some people made a big deal out of Lara making exertion noises, I thought those people were stupid back then, still do.
@bollywongaloid
@bollywongaloid 27 күн бұрын
Chill out why is everyone taking this video so seriously. It’s a bit of fun
@1chibanKasuga
@1chibanKasuga 27 күн бұрын
How old are you child?
@Bustcar98
@Bustcar98 26 күн бұрын
Womp womp
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 20 күн бұрын
Because irs stupid? ​@@bollywongaloid
@DarkRiketz
@DarkRiketz 26 күн бұрын
"Why I stopped playing JRPGs" would be a good title for the video.
@JamesPery
@JamesPery 27 күн бұрын
I dont want to drag Falcon but, I was thinking maybe DDR, Atlier Ryza, Lego games, nerdy cartoony kiddie games. Not this. Also, Tomb Raider 2013 is a 10/10 classic imo. How do you even sexualize that story? This is like fear of being in the room alone with fictional women.
@ronnycook3569
@ronnycook3569 25 күн бұрын
Atelier Totori was Refused Classification in Australia for a while (apparently due to a passing reference to sexual violence), and while it was reclassified later, Totori Plus was allegedly rated R18+ because of the optional swimsuit costumes. I suspect the costumes earned the hit because the characters wearing them appear to be under-age (although as I recall no age is specified.) It's actually quite common for games with an anime aesthetic to have swimsuits as optional DLC. Almost anything from Gust has them, and many games in the Tales franchise. But, to be fair, it's also common in almost anything with female characters; bikini armour is a trope for a reason.
@MrGentlly
@MrGentlly 24 күн бұрын
Yeah I’ve played several of the games on this list with no shame or even thinking it was cringy lol. The Tomb raider reboot games are awesome and most of my actual gamer friends, the ones who don’t only play multiplayer lol, all loved them as well when they came out. Low key might play through one of them again soon now that I’m talking about them.
@jonathansandusky7446
@jonathansandusky7446 23 күн бұрын
Take a drink every time Lara gets penetrated. Be it wood, rebar, arrow, every goddamn minute she's getting penetrated. I felt the entire game was just egregious loose innuendo.
@nocturnal101ravenous6
@nocturnal101ravenous6 23 күн бұрын
I mean most of this is just sexual immaturity, even Stellar Blade the argument of impossible body was debunked when they showed the actress/model that does the mocap and the character is a digital scan of her. I think its like seriously some repressed shit they are having issues with, 99% of people i know would watch all of this and not have an issue or bat an eye at it including family, maybe my grandma might make some comment about staring at girlies or something to poke fun a bit but the reality is most people watched game of thrones. Even if they were leaning into that kind of stuff I can see something like "She Will Punish them" or "Subverse" and honestly most people I know bought it for the lolz, and they are not embarrassed for 1 sec about it.
@CammyWammy1227
@CammyWammy1227 22 күн бұрын
who tf is ashamed of any lego games those are legit for all ages
@shadowbolthaseo1861
@shadowbolthaseo1861 28 күн бұрын
First 3 shown in this video and its just a bias narrative against people playing games with attractive women and taking shots at people who enjoy that seriously if you don't like games like that fine but insulting people who like something you don't is not cool man I am a big fan of your channel but not cool dude
@IndigoVagrant
@IndigoVagrant 7 күн бұрын
I don't think he was insulting anyone. Imagine you live in a religious household and you play through one of these games and someone walks in with no context and a raised eyebrow. It's something that millions of gamers deal with. It's funny.
@Music-vr7sz
@Music-vr7sz 27 күн бұрын
The only thing embarassing is that you made this video. I'd be embarassed to still push this nonsense in 2024.
@IndigoVagrant
@IndigoVagrant 7 күн бұрын
You didn't grow up a religious household apparently.
@Music-vr7sz
@Music-vr7sz 7 күн бұрын
@@IndigoVagrant religion?
@vincenthernandez2242
@vincenthernandez2242 28 күн бұрын
I love that almost all of them are quirky Japanese games 😂
@humanyoutubeuser
@humanyoutubeuser 28 күн бұрын
When a country's people make games because people want them rather than for ideological reasons
@djx7134
@djx7134 28 күн бұрын
@@humanyoutubeuser ??? It's fine to want perfectly shaped pseudo-anime titties, but actual realism has merit as well.
@completelyblank1242
@completelyblank1242 27 күн бұрын
Well Stellar Blade is Korean So it's not just Japan.
@strider029
@strider029 27 күн бұрын
almost all of them are cause of melons
@errorx_x1063
@errorx_x1063 27 күн бұрын
Mr Mosquito and the bath level
@bryanslick8704
@bryanslick8704 27 күн бұрын
Whoever wrote this list is far too concerned about the opinions of others. Simple responses below: 1. It's a fun game. 2. I didn't design the game. 3. *Actual* porn is freely available all over the Internet. 4. Lighten up.
@amidamaru4414
@amidamaru4414 23 күн бұрын
I mean… it’s a list about others. It’s probably going to focus on that. I think it would have been better to go with the obvious choices. Dildo shop in cyberpunk. Leisure suit Larry. Etc.
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 24 күн бұрын
Oh shut up..nobody was embarrassed about Tomb Raider then and nobody is now with the remasters doing fine. And nobody ever has noticed anything about the audio on the new ones..what a loaf of bollocks.
@Late5555
@Late5555 27 күн бұрын
Are you okay, bruv? It's ok not to be... If your missus is bullying you because of the game you're playing that's spousal abuse and you need to take steps to protect yourself. If you need help but can't say it because you're scared, use the word "shenanigans" in your next upload, and we'll work something out. If you were caught playing DoA Beach Volleyball you're on your own, of course. That's indefensible...
@KindlingEffect
@KindlingEffect 26 күн бұрын
Lol, exactly what I was thinking 😅 But too many guys (at least around me) are stuck in such a relationship, and are convinced that if they just work harder, it'll get better, because she's "making me a better person" and, after all, love requires sacrifices and compromises... which is true, but it feels off 🤷‍♂ They no longer have that excited, jovial energy that was once very common with them
@Moskov_Main_01
@Moskov_Main_01 26 күн бұрын
DOA Beach volleyball is a lovely game
@SubjectDelta20
@SubjectDelta20 26 күн бұрын
My safe word is "Poughkeepsie"
@_emory
@_emory 26 күн бұрын
There’s a fair chance he’ll say shenanigans on merit
@AwakenNotWoke
@AwakenNotWoke 24 күн бұрын
All of that meaningless word soup just to defend your perverted immaturity. You could of saved yourself more time by owning up to the fact you’re wrong and that maybe you should stop touching yourself over fictional characters.
@Amins88
@Amins88 27 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's a "You" problem if you think the sounds of pain and terror are "erotic". Pretty sus if you ask me.
@BushTurkeyProduction
@BushTurkeyProduction 26 күн бұрын
Did people really sexualize grunting, sighing and vocal cues from damage? I mean, i grunt just getting off the couch…weird
@EmmsReality
@EmmsReality 15 күн бұрын
We learned too much about Falcon in this video 😝
@xizar0rg
@xizar0rg 27 күн бұрын
As someone who got the first DoA volleyball for lascivious reasons, I feel confident in saying that your interpretation of Lara Croft's sounds in the 2013 reboot is all you, birdman.
@kingzach74
@kingzach74 27 күн бұрын
Nope. Close your eyes and listen to the lara croft sounds in the video.
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
@@kingzach74 Stop watching so much porn, touch grass and have sex with real women, then you wouldn't be thinking those things
@niall21
@niall21 27 күн бұрын
My roommate played the game in the other room without headphones. Falcon is not alone here at all.
@liamferns3366
@liamferns3366 27 күн бұрын
@@kingzach74closing your eyes would only make you recontextualize something that already has context. Then even Nathan Drake is extremely sexualized then, because he grunts and moans like crazy
@ECPLO
@ECPLO 27 күн бұрын
New word unlocked lol
@biohazardzero4
@biohazardzero4 28 күн бұрын
God of War 1 and 3 had that minigame that I was super embarrased to play when my family was around
@glitchbanana
@glitchbanana 28 күн бұрын
All of the God of War games do lol. I remember wearing headphones on the PSP for the mini games 😂
@makasete30
@makasete30 27 күн бұрын
@@glitchbanana GOW 16 and Ragnarok have nothing like the sex replenishing scenes though.
@glitchbanana
@glitchbanana 27 күн бұрын
@@makasete30 True I meant the Greek mythology ones not the latest Norse ones.
@dalcomaroni9837
@dalcomaroni9837 26 күн бұрын
@@makasete30 16?
@zJoriz
@zJoriz 25 күн бұрын
Now I'm curious...
@Bloodlit
@Bloodlit 25 күн бұрын
So Eve is actually 3D scanned from an actual Korean model. Those are her actual proportions. Definitely not impossible
@benjwallace7479
@benjwallace7479 27 күн бұрын
As a gamer, im not scared to play any game around any person. If i like the game, ima play it.
@drewtheunspoken3988
@drewtheunspoken3988 27 күн бұрын
Testify!
@Laughy-Flaaffy
@Laughy-Flaaffy 27 күн бұрын
My dad walked in my room and saw me playing the Little Mermaid singing level from Kingdom Hearts 2 and was like “WTF is that!?”
@Alirian2
@Alirian2 5 күн бұрын
"Impossibly proportioned" talking about Stellar Blade is funny since Eve's body is actually a model's body lol
@bilal6865
@bilal6865 27 күн бұрын
So you are trying to say that games with female protagonist shouldn't be played in front of anyone😂
@ZodiacBoi42
@ZodiacBoi42 27 күн бұрын
Basically lol, but if ya have strict parents ya gotta worry about that moaning lmao
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida 27 күн бұрын
Yeah it's a very ridiculous idea. Lol. There's nothing wrong with very attractive women in videos games. No one wants to look at an ugly character 😅
@TornadoWhirl33
@TornadoWhirl33 27 күн бұрын
Don't you know that modern bossgirls like Aloy and Elly are only allowed to do masculine grunts and warcries so that the audiences don't misconstrue painful reactions as something else?
@zarvan777
@zarvan777 26 күн бұрын
scratch: in front of anyone
@ZodiacBoi42
@ZodiacBoi42 26 күн бұрын
@@TornadoWhirl33 right? It’s inherently an odd little misogyny type of reaction people have, but that might just be corn that’s got everyone’s minds all goofy on this subject lol
@FLACOBERRY
@FLACOBERRY 27 күн бұрын
Eve, "An Impossibly proportioned anime babe" is literally modeled after a real human with those proportions.
@acorlite
@acorlite 27 күн бұрын
she doesn’t have those proportions. you guys need glasses.
@FLACOBERRY
@FLACOBERRY 27 күн бұрын
​@@acorlite She does but even if she didn't, why is a hot woman so controversial in the west?
@acorlite
@acorlite 27 күн бұрын
@@FLACOBERRY she doesn’t. and it isn’t an issue, just don’t pretend it’s natural or realistic. eve is an android, she’s not meant to look realistic anyway.
@J-Vill
@J-Vill 27 күн бұрын
​@@acorlitemaybe but definitely not naturally impossible
@dayostical
@dayostical 27 күн бұрын
Yeah. I compared the real one to her gaming counterpart, no way in hell are the proportions accurate.
@Tasty-the-money
@Tasty-the-money 2 күн бұрын
As one who has no parents and basically live alone; such games find me fantastic and I find them awesome.
@MostlyConfused
@MostlyConfused 27 күн бұрын
You forgot Catherine. It's a solid puzzle game with some interesting, dark parts of the plot, but most of it is unbelievably cringey.
@deepflare1028
@deepflare1028 19 күн бұрын
Yeah, this list was a hit and miss compared to their other lists.
@Wolvie181
@Wolvie181 27 күн бұрын
What if your significant other is into these games, too? A couple that plays video games together,stays together.
@gameranxTV
@gameranxTV 27 күн бұрын
Very true! Thanks for watching :)
@tamop
@tamop 5 күн бұрын
Ah yes, the Stellar Blade. Devs: literally show the process of photographing a real girl into the MC. Narrator: "the fact the pc is an impossibly proportioned anime babe". Man, you are a joke in more ways than one. You should go out and touch some grass.
@lashonrea4697
@lashonrea4697 27 күн бұрын
Why would I be embarrassed to play any game, no matter who's watching? Everyone's got different tastes, and at the end of the day, it's about enjoying what you do. Gaming's about having fun, not trying to impress anyone.
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida 26 күн бұрын
@@lashonrea4697 Thank you!
@yootoobsuks4210
@yootoobsuks4210 26 күн бұрын
Thank you for thinking for yourself!
@sama34
@sama34 26 күн бұрын
Thank you I would never be embarrassed when I played games like tomb raider when it first came out my bully of sisters tried to shame because of the character design of Lara Croft ..but my dad flipped it back on them saying ," Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves soundy like 6 yrs old who never seen,a character design like that for a game " my dad always watched us play games or watched DBZ or cartoons with us
@AwakenNotWoke
@AwakenNotWoke 24 күн бұрын
@@lashonrea4697 Because self awareness is also important. Why would you be embarrassed of watching pornography in front of your mom? Everyone has different tastes. See where this mindset leads.
@lashonrea4697
@lashonrea4697 24 күн бұрын
@@AwakenNotWoke You're seriously comparing playing video games to watching porn in front of your Mum? That's not just a stretch, that's just a False Equivalence. Even if a game has a bit of risqué content, it's nowhere near the same as Adults Only material. Gaming is a massive social hobby, not something private like what you're hinting at. And suggesting my mindset could somehow lead to inappropriate behaviour? That’s just a Slippery Slope fallacy. I’m cool with my interests, and if someone else isn’t, that’s their issue, not mine.
@visionhawk4403
@visionhawk4403 27 күн бұрын
Nope! I unapologetically play every Tomb Raider in front of anybody that wants to watch. I love those games. The audio and visuals are just bonuses!
@Gaia_Gaistar
@Gaia_Gaistar 27 күн бұрын
Shit, I play Senran Kagura in front of others. You can't hurt me, normies. I've become immune to their subhuman no fun allowed puritanism.
@bjremix456
@bjremix456 27 күн бұрын
​@@Gaia_Gaistar tbh is like any kind of fanservice game isnt allowed or should be allowed
@TheRudolph92
@TheRudolph92 2 күн бұрын
Stellar Blade is not embarrassing. It's a work of art, even my girlfriend looked at me playing it for a bit and then went: "Yeah okay, I get it. Even though Eve IS annoyingly sexy! But I get it".
@lady_mash23clark34
@lady_mash23clark34 28 күн бұрын
Does anyone here remember BMXXX? 😂😂 "Get your hot salty nuts here!"
@Thundernoob98
@Thundernoob98 28 күн бұрын
Shit yeah I remember that. We didn’t have the hub back then 😂😂😂
@Tacitus_kilgore_1903
@Tacitus_kilgore_1903 27 күн бұрын
Or playboy mansion for ps2/xbox
@williamyoung9401
@williamyoung9401 27 күн бұрын
How is Baldur's Gate 3 not at the top of this list?
@Fridebuh
@Fridebuh 27 күн бұрын
Woooo. Now that is a shameful memory oO
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
@@williamyoung9401 because games like BMXXX exist
@s.k.5833
@s.k.5833 27 күн бұрын
Just play your games and dont care what others think about it. It's not hard.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 27 күн бұрын
NOOO!!! falcon has to push his opinion on you all
@Gaia_Gaistar
@Gaia_Gaistar 27 күн бұрын
King 👑
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida 27 күн бұрын
Exactly. End of story.
@matinabdolpour2732
@matinabdolpour2732 26 күн бұрын
Yeah, unless your mom shows up lmao
@tomswift3482
@tomswift3482 17 күн бұрын
I would think the most embarrassing moment would be someone walking in on you, whilst you were putting this list together; hearing your bizarre categorizations.
@liammuggridge1054
@liammuggridge1054 27 күн бұрын
The fact this list made onto the channel is baffling. It seems unnecessarily negative and seems to reach for the smallest reason to bash gamers often using tired stereotypes to do so. Seriously, they need to do better than this as it's just pathetic. I am really disappointed as I usually love what this channel puts out.
@JCGCompositions
@JCGCompositions 20 күн бұрын
Good point. This video says more negative things about us gamers then it does about the games.
@donaldfrederick501
@donaldfrederick501 27 күн бұрын
Of the list played 3 (Tomb Raider 2013, Life is Strange, MSG5). Was never embarrassed playing any of them. One cemated love of 3rd person female leads with a bow, one dealt with serious subjects like suicide, one was a fun open sandbox playground.
@TherenDusk
@TherenDusk 5 күн бұрын
Lmaooo @5:21 "the fact the main character is an impossibly proportionate anime babe" sir she is a straight 1:1 scan of a korean model. Lost a little bit of respect there for that one.
@AlloyXXVIII
@AlloyXXVIII 3 сағат бұрын
Falcon didn't check or he's been told to shit on the game lol
@dito7347
@dito7347 28 күн бұрын
How about Ashley always moaning from simply jogging around in RE4 remake. It was so annoying and sounded crazy once my gf mentioned it. I couldn’t unhear it after it was mentioned
@J-Vill
@J-Vill 27 күн бұрын
If you think its just Ashley Leon does it too😂
@deepflare1028
@deepflare1028 19 күн бұрын
Oh boy, you should play the original 😂
@RavenRants
@RavenRants 27 күн бұрын
this list makes it seem like these aspects are bad... Isnt there a whole culture war going on right now about stopping the hate that sexualized content gets? also, can we stop with the "imagine your wife or girlfriend walks in and sees you playing this" Its not 2003 anymore. My wife LOVES sexy ladies in games and enjoyed watching me play stelar blade
@Solcres_Joa
@Solcres_Joa 27 күн бұрын
Agreed
@Calladim
@Calladim 27 күн бұрын
For real. Most women also enjoy hot women.
@geekinoffamolly8230
@geekinoffamolly8230 27 күн бұрын
Thats the confident girl, the ones these people like this weirdo gameranx guy is the unconfident ones
@petetrc9671
@petetrc9671 27 күн бұрын
I'd actually be embarrassed playing Abby from Last of Us. Imagine the missus walking in and asking, 'Is that a guy?' 😂
@nickfrank7807
@nickfrank7807 27 күн бұрын
FFX2 is beloved by many and a LOT of cosplay since it's release. This is reaching. Is playing a game like this a threat to your masculinity? To see this as the number 1 really surprised me. What year is it? Quit shaming yourself over games with adult themes, and who cares if you like them? Nier Automata is a masterpiece. I haven't had such a wonderful time dealing with existentialism in a dystopian world since Chrono Trigger. Everything from the plot to the landscapes to the music is just so beautifully done, leaving the character designs as a side note. Oh no anime android lady has naughty bits. Who cares? If that is the only draw from the game you get aside from robots doing naughty things and the ultimate creation coming from a giant machine vagina, being a creation out of technology, then the point of the game and it's thematic metaphors is lost to pearl-clutching because "girl parts and the act of birth is icky". At least that's what I'm getting out of your complaints. You have a choice: play the game that's rated M for Mature that has more to it than big-beefy-buff-guys with blood, carnage, and explosions (which are fun as all get out: it's fun to be the hunky-boy!), but draw the line at at a woman character's features (over everything else that is solid about their character) as a "I hope my normal-people wife / girlfriend doesn't catch me playing this" scenario says more about your lack of communication with your partner than something you decided to purchase. Talk to your significant other. She's not your mom.
@ericsaculla8501
@ericsaculla8501 Күн бұрын
Eve’s body proportions aren’t impossible since an actual models’ body was scanned for it.
@XenoCrossx
@XenoCrossx 28 күн бұрын
This video summarizes the American brain rot.
@NicaArts
@NicaArts 26 күн бұрын
Not even American. It feels super Right Wing pipeline tbh
@XenoCrossx
@XenoCrossx 25 күн бұрын
@@NicaArts you mean super left wing. Gamer gate was super left wing.
@shaunmattice6413
@shaunmattice6413 24 күн бұрын
​@@XenoCrossx to be fair, I probably lean more left but I found the whole thing Lara's grunts sounds sexual ridiculous lol
@evilhunter64
@evilhunter64 27 күн бұрын
stellar blades eve is literally just a digital rendering of a korean model. its not fake proportions
@acorlite
@acorlite 26 күн бұрын
the model is pretty, but she doesn’t have those proportions. eve is much curvier.
@evilhunter64
@evilhunter64 26 күн бұрын
@@acorlite it’s literally a body scan of the model
@acorlite
@acorlite 26 күн бұрын
@@evilhunter64 that doesn’t mean anything. you actually think they scanned her and plopped it into the game as is, no changes? that’s very naive.
@jjminor
@jjminor 24 күн бұрын
At least the games don’t mimic how people dress in real life in the city, otherwise all the games would be rated mature.
@kallie6662
@kallie6662 28 күн бұрын
I unapologetically love final fantasy 10-2 and i don't care who knows it, or walks in on me playing it. One of my favorite final fantasy games.
@lololollololol629
@lololollololol629 27 күн бұрын
Yeah I remember playing it as a kid, didn't remember the whole popstar opening though, I never found it cringey or awkward to play, but I've already seen worse as a kid lol...
@kallie6662
@kallie6662 27 күн бұрын
@@lololollololol629 The thing about the popstar opening is that it's not Yuna. It's one of the side villains that stole Yuna's dress grid and is using her appearance and popularity to go on a bender. Then Riku and Payne crash the whole thing. It's honestly kind of a great idea and a fun way to start things off with a bit of subversion.
@lololollololol629
@lololollololol629 27 күн бұрын
@@kallie6662 I got the remaster on the switch so I will eventually replay it because there's alot I don't remember..
@Gaia_Gaistar
@Gaia_Gaistar 27 күн бұрын
I kneel.
@TomEmberly
@TomEmberly 27 күн бұрын
The DISRESPECT towards Life Is Strange is craaazy. 10:20 "It's certainly not the story, the characters, aesthetic and what the game looked like that drew me into it". Are we even talking about the same game!? lmfao
@Species1571
@Species1571 27 күн бұрын
I like my manly action games as much as the next guy, but it was a really good game. It's good to get a change of pace and enjoy a story with more emotional impact now and again.
@GwenActually
@GwenActually 27 күн бұрын
Right? If not the story, characters and aesthetic, why would you even play it? It's literally the story that makes the game punch hard
@hosswik
@hosswik 26 күн бұрын
Personally I hated the game (the style of gameplay drives me up the wall) but even I thought the game had a great story… a bit predictable sure, but still solid.
@datriaxsondor590
@datriaxsondor590 20 күн бұрын
I'm not embarrassed to play anything around non-gamers. I grew up as a kid where being a "gamer", meant you were a nerd. I couldn't care less what anyone would think of what I'm playing at this point. The sexier and more scantily clad the women? The better. 😄
@danielmoung9098
@danielmoung9098 27 күн бұрын
Normally I like these gameranx feature videos, but this is stupid! We all know how female protagonists look in japanese games and it is NOT about sexualizing women! It is about having cool skins and cosmetic customization options! In saints row 2 and saints row 3 your character could walk around nude, you had some kinky clothing options and this was from thq and volition. Western game developers. Why Falcon is attacking Japanese games is beyond me!
@f.b.l.9813
@f.b.l.9813 24 күн бұрын
they've always been biased for Western slop
@danielmoung9098
@danielmoung9098 23 күн бұрын
@@f.b.l.9813 Western devs, Japanese devs? It makes no differencce to me, a great game is a great game. You would definitely be in the very small minority if you hated gow ragnarok or spiderman 2. I've never heard about gameranx being towards american devs, in any event I find gameranx reviews a hell of a lot better than ign reviews. Ign journalists are shitheads!
@ThaSideWeed
@ThaSideWeed 22 күн бұрын
Plus there's a ton of comentary about an SO walking in on you playing part of these games. Someone seems a tad insecure here.
@Walamonga1313
@Walamonga1313 22 күн бұрын
Western games are cringe too, Cyberpunk, Mass Effect and Baldur's Gate for example. You're right he's just biased against japanese
@danielmoung9098
@danielmoung9098 22 күн бұрын
@@Walamonga1313 Mass effect, cyberpunk and baldur's gate? Yeah let's attack 3 of the best western arpgs out there! No reasoning for why either. Way to go Troll! I'm dying to know your opinion of spiderman, spiderman 2 and the last of us 2! I need a good laugh!
@yrh002b8
@yrh002b8 28 күн бұрын
Nah, people who play these games have balls.
@thetrashcanman7537
@thetrashcanman7537 28 күн бұрын
It used to just be REGULAR SMFH when did it turn into something to be shamed about? 🤡 world
@jakmccloud2388
@jakmccloud2388 28 күн бұрын
@@thetrashcanman7537 when they started putting more sexualized characters in video games and women started to have problems with it because they don't naturally have boobs that big there are some women who do but they are few and in between so the Society of women started saying some BS about fictional characters and it became harder for us culture kids to play some of these games in public or around our parents because of how they might react
@djx7134
@djx7134 28 күн бұрын
@@jakmccloud2388 maybe just have pride in what you like? "I love big titties, deal with it". There you go. Life's too short to worry about others' opinions, unless they're your employer I guess ...
@nigelalsbrooks9887
@nigelalsbrooks9887 27 күн бұрын
Very deflated ones...
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida 27 күн бұрын
​​@@jakmccloud2388Men are just as "sexualized" in video games as women and you don't see us complaining about the characters not looking like us average men. Games like Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter and God Of War all feature super muscular and fit male characters. There tons of more games like this. Men don't complain about it because, we understand it's not the most important part of the game. We care about more important things like the gameplay and story. An attractive female protagonist is just a bonus. An aesthetic.
@petequinn3511
@petequinn3511 26 күн бұрын
stellar blade's "impossibly proportioned anime babe" is pretty much a copy of the model in real life.
@Nemoriis
@Nemoriis 27 күн бұрын
To be fair Lara is pretty heavily wounded for most of the 2013 game, any climbing or falling or w/e probably hurt like hell every time.
@gameranxTV
@gameranxTV 27 күн бұрын
True you got a point!
@foxmind2490
@foxmind2490 27 күн бұрын
The Tomb Raider reboot I never took as sexual noises. It just came off as over the top which fit the scenario because of how violent each encounter was.
@kingofpkf
@kingofpkf 27 күн бұрын
I think its just her voice and a lot of the moans and grunts don't sound like they are painful moans and grunts, just sensual. Not bad/egregious if you're in the room obviously but if you're not... Hence, why I assume its number 10 on the list in the first place.
@datriaxsondor590
@datriaxsondor590 20 күн бұрын
23:31 Speak for yourself. It's comfortably short. I'd happily play this in front of anyone, and have. If these kinds of things bother you, maybe go watch some Patridge Family, Marry Poppins, or something that was rated G back from the 1970s and 80s. Would be right up your alley, bud. 🍻
@Synchro789
@Synchro789 27 күн бұрын
This man said “suffiss to say” 10:00 😂😂😂
@cjrensh
@cjrensh 28 күн бұрын
You forgot the "What are You Doing?" trophy in Nier. Where you've gotta position the camera to look at 2B's butt 10 times haha.
@zachtwilightwindwaker596
@zachtwilightwindwaker596 27 күн бұрын
What are you doing, perv?
@JammedClipper
@JammedClipper 27 күн бұрын
Yeah hahahah so good
@cjrensh
@cjrensh 27 күн бұрын
@@JammedClipper I only found out about that one after I had bought the trophy in game hahaha
@JammedClipper
@JammedClipper 27 күн бұрын
@cjrensh i did find it the uhmmm...organic way, it just sorta happened 😅
@cjrensh
@cjrensh 27 күн бұрын
@@JammedClipper *George Takai* "Oh my" Haha
@rodolfomendoza4169
@rodolfomendoza4169 26 күн бұрын
Should have mentions vanille from final fantasy 13. Everything she does from being hit to attacking constantly has her moaning.
@onikakarot
@onikakarot 27 күн бұрын
WTF is this list? ill give you Dragons Crown but the rest of these games are fine, and your issue with Steller Blade's Eve being unrealistic is BS lol have you seen you seen the Shin Jae the model they used for her body scan haha she loos pretty realistic to me and the only thing about tomb raider ppl think about is the horrid ways Square constantly killed that poor girl. if your bad that game is basically a snuff film haha
@ajmatheson2807
@ajmatheson2807 28 күн бұрын
Man... I usually dont disagree with Falcon, but damn bro... It's just boobs. This sounds like he got busted by overbearing GF, and this is his apology tour. I mean, the Yakuza stuff is cringy on its own, but in the context, its just funny.
@djx7134
@djx7134 28 күн бұрын
I think it's supposed to be a list of things that can be embarrassing? Like, other people might judge for. Apparently he still played all these games ... And this dude is probably in his late thirties/early forties. He's seen it all. Video game girls aren't going to impress guys our age.
@ajmatheson2807
@ajmatheson2807 28 күн бұрын
@djx7134 I'm 40. I've played most of these games and worse - ever play Rumble Roses? Conkers Bad Fur Day?. Expaining Raiden at the end of MGS 2 is more cringy than Quiet. What I am saying is that there are many games that have sketchy moments, themes, and characters that are not girls. This video just comes off like, "Oh no! Boobies!" like Anita Sarkasian was standing over his shoulder.
@zamulakincaid
@zamulakincaid 27 күн бұрын
@@ajmatheson2807 That's you projecting your own issues onto this list. The games Falcon mentioned do have cringeworthy elements, and men aren't nearly as sexualized as women in video games. If they were, there would definitely be some male-centric games on the list too.
@djx7134
@djx7134 27 күн бұрын
@@ajmatheson2807 it's probably just the first 10 that came to mind. Honestly, it's not a very good list, but I could see how these could be cringe if certain people walked in.
@djinnxx7050
@djinnxx7050 27 күн бұрын
​@@zamulakincaidDefine sexualised. Do we mean that they display an aesthetically pleasing physique? And is that a bad thing? I'm reminded that Cyberpunk, and Conan Exiles have uh... Well, you know, those sliders that alter the size of an otherwise entirely pointless part of a character. Who genuinely complained? I find it funny, they did it just because, and I respect it. But does it add to anything? Nope. Still gonna slide it all the way and jiggle it for a second or two, cause I'm an overgrown child. If anyone walked in, who cares, I don't have to explain anything to anyone.
@JCGCompositions
@JCGCompositions 20 күн бұрын
So, how does one make an attractive video game character without making a hyper sexualized one? Some people just have a problem with anyone more attractive than themselves. Young boys never complain about how muscular the male characters are.
@shotaroikaros7096
@shotaroikaros7096 27 күн бұрын
This video is a horrible take on the aesthetics of video games. Creativity should be explored and appreciated, not embarrassed and ashamed by, and why? Just because like 5% of all video games ever made have something goofy, sexualized, or cringe? You can’t complain modern games are too predictable and normal now, while also criticizing the creative choices developers made a decade plus ago. Life is strange is not my cup of tea, but I don’t get how it’s cringe to play as a teenage girl, or women with busty chests. It just seems like you’re enforcing this idea that playing unconventional games is frowned upon
@hosswik
@hosswik 27 күн бұрын
It’s probably because Lollipop Chainsaw’s remake or remaster is about to come out. Honestly I think almost every take in this video was bad, but I think Falcon is trying to jump on the buzz… in a super weird/socially awkward and indirect way.
@drorjs
@drorjs 27 күн бұрын
Frowned upon Mainly by a significant other.
@MrDoreese
@MrDoreese 27 күн бұрын
Hope you were forced to make this because these "arguments" make no sense. May need to switchup the friend group if you're hiding most of your library
@KGZCritical
@KGZCritical 2 күн бұрын
And this is a video you don't want someone to walk in the room while watching.
@draconusfrigidus
@draconusfrigidus 27 күн бұрын
I'm shocked Hades didn't get a mention, considering you've got Aphrodite who's nude save for her Godiva hair, the rest of the Greek gods are all depicted either as beefcakes, bishounens, waifus, or amazon babes, the Furies are dominatrixes who utilize whips as their primary attacks, Zagreus can romance both Thanatos and Megarae simultaneously, as well as Medusa (though that one doesn't quite go the length), and several of the quest lines involve helping similarly attractive heroes from Greek mythology hook up with their male lovers, or their anthro-tree demigod wives. Game is amazing, but there's a reason several reviewers have posed the question of "You're sure this doesn't need to be tagged as NSFW?"
@moonlightrider8584
@moonlightrider8584 27 күн бұрын
you guys overthinking the sounds that Lara does... only dirty minded people will be thinking about that cause it never crossed my mind..
@MillionDollars00
@MillionDollars00 24 күн бұрын
You assume gamers have girlfriends and wives lol
@georgebanks4360
@georgebanks4360 27 күн бұрын
And what should Lara be doing during all these strenuous and stressful activities, recite the Magna Carta? Come on Gameranx - you’re better than this.
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