10 REALISTIC But TERRIBLE Video Games

[@Poopustheclown]

Realistic AND terrible?? It’s just like real life!

[@Aarkwrite]

This! I don’t want terrible reality in games I already have enough of it irl 😂

[@PRITISINGH-hj6kk]

😢

[@mixedcompany3225]

But we did just get told a bird knows how to play a guitar, so that’s a silver lining for at least today bud 🖤

[@blubug768]

They've done it, theyve finally make it more real than real life!

[@sustoast]

Hey it's me!

[@Roschach96]

00:27 Number 10 - Kerbal Space Program 2 03:18 Number 9 - WWE 2K20 05:46 Number 8 - Shenmue III 09:05 Number 7 - Alone in the Dark 11:19 Number 6 - Sniper Ghost Warrior 3 13:31 Number 5 - Police Quest series 15:28 Number 4 - Jurassic Park: Trespasser (also known as Trespasser) 17:59 Number 3 - Power Gig: Rise of the SixString 19:49 Number 2 - The Day Before (promises in the trailers) 21:36 Number 1 - Desert Bus

[@thesilentassassin1167]

Thanks, again someone else doing the job

[@JustanOlGuy]

Thanks you think an intern could do this, but I commend yer effort!

[@OpoOnTheGo]

Thanks a million for your effort. It's so strange because sometimes things are properly labeled on this channel... then most of the time they put enough effort in to differentiate, but not enough to bring it all home. Truly a shame, but people like you make the world of KZbin go round and that makes you a LEGEND.

[@prezlamen7906]

Youre doing the gods work son. These npcs from Gameranx are tryna make people sit through their videos but with this people will just skip the whole thing or watch only the parts they want to.

[@KaoticGamer117]

​@@prezlamen7906 wtf? its not their fault your brain is so rotted you cant sit through a 20 minute video lmfao

[@hjqw1pe]

Most games are fun BECAUSE they're not realistic. If realism doesn't add to the game's fun, then it's pointless.

[@gameranxTV]

👆

[@sakuragi1062]

Realistic looks has more benifits to Atmosphere and immersion of the game not just for fun Red Dead Redemption and Gta are the best example for that

[@GetMicrowaved]

​@@sakuragi1062 i think while realistic can be immersive, it doesn't have to be realistic to be immersive. Subnautica,Stalker,modded Minecraft, Terraria,ABZU etc are great examples

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

@@sakuragi1062looks is one thing but sometimes real world physics or rules just kills the fun. Like if you were to make a civil war era game where it took half a minute to reload your rifle after every shot, very few people would play it. Sure you’d have a niche fandom but most would get bored spending more time reloading than shooting

[@stuartmorley6894]

​​@@sakuragi1062I feel that's a very subjective view. For example I've never found realistic graphics to be the main reason I'm immersed in a game. Story and setting are far more relevant for me. A great art style and direction holds my attention more than simply seeming more realistic. I'm not saying your point of view is wrong for you or that my opinion is right. It's just that different players find different things immersive.

[@k29king1]

What if NASA, and SpaceX’s actual simulation software IS Kerbal Space Program. 😂

[@gameranxTV]

🤔🤔

[@kuromiLayfe]

Not the absolute official but the engineers in training do use the first game to practice.

[@TinKnight]

Well, then, they're screwed, since no one is around to keep developing it.

[@darianstarfrog]

Would make my sense

[@AG3n3ricHuman]

Guessing it's Boeing's.

[@Houze968]

As a Sniper Elite fan.... Sniper Elite and Sniper Ghost Warrior are not even technically part of the same franchise, genre would be more fitting. Franchise would imply they're by the same developer or publisher - Elite is developed/published by Rebellion and Ghost Warrior is by City Interactive.

[@AZRockslide42]

Was coming here to say this.

[@StanInSpandex]

At this point I swear this channel just puts wrong shit in the script to drive comments and interactions, literally yesterday was watching the "Upcoming AA games" video where he calls The Alters protagonist a "she" repeatedly while showing footage of the male protagonist over it, and sure enough plenty of comments pointing this out lmao

[@Houze968]

@@StanInSpandex You're probably right. I'm convinced there are lots of channels that do stuff like this (not just Gameranx), intentionally wrong or misleading info, mispronunciation of words , etc just to drive up "engagement" by getting people like us to comment and juice the YT algorithm

[@ModestPavement]

With how many subs they have, they dont really need to drive engagement in that way. Plus, Jake doesn't screw up near as much as Falcon does. ​@Houze968

[@kanekeller3022]

Trenchant insights. Thank you.

[@butwhataboutdragons7768]

That Shenmue 3 section had me crying. Really makes you think about how "survival" mechanics, even in the best of games, are complete BS. Yeah, humans totally die of starvation within hours, and cannot handle the slightest change in temperature for even a few minutes. And in that game it's totally defeated by a minor ingredient which isn't even a food? Just lol.

[@matman000000]

I got flashbacks to playing the FO4 Horizon mod and starving after eating 20lbs of food a day

[@Lazarus_1.0]

Just Cause 3 is highly realistic, because they use Newtons law of “If you fall, pull yourself towards the ground to reduce fall speed.“ This must be true, a videogame told me this!

[@DC-zi6se]

Whoever that "Newton" is... Definitely ain't Sir Isaac. 😂

[@shadowking773]

@@DC-zi6se must be ManlikeIsaac

[@MoonBunnyLovers]

I expect EXACTLY that from Take Two. They sued "It Takes Two" over the name. They are exactly the company that would sell an unfinished game after firing all the devs

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Yeah.... yeah

[@nedboulter9187]

Sniper Ghost Warrior isn't in the sniper elite franchise...

[@ashvideoer]

Nah fr 😂😂

[@MichielVanolst]

Right, I came to the comments for this, I thought I was the one tripping for a second when he said that

[@thomasthenord4093]

nono it's a sniper game they must be the same franchise...

[@ledumpsterfire6474]

Y'all are real upset about something so small. You know there are real world problems to be upset about, if you're going to waste energy being upset about something, right?

[@wubway]

​@@ledumpsterfire6474 I agree, but, we're watching a video complaining about videogames...

[@CQC_CQC]

Finally someone talked about KSP2 (Outside the KSP community) fuck Take Two for what they did to KSP 2

[@Lazarus_1.0]

Close Quarter Combat_Close Quarter Combat

[@n8ivegogo1]

That’s wild!!! I had no idea that game stopped development till I seen this vid

[@CQC_CQC]

@@n8ivegogo1 what made the community more furious is the fact that they still have the audacity to market it with "early access" tag in their steamstore display as if they're still developing it, this of course is a false advertisement for people who wouldn't know any better

[@nazgulsenpai]

"Gross spongebob zoom in paintings" and I immediately understood what you meant.

[@nanach6276]

I've never laughed as much as when Falcon describes the maniac man running around asking for ponytailed men and eating garlic

[@nanach6276]

Your going really strong these days mr Falcon :D

[@AZ_The_Dude]

WWE All-Stars needs to return. It was the most absurd, over-the-top, nonsensical nonsense and it was fantastic.

[@avinashsanga5840]

It was a commercial failure.

[@dr.loomis4221]

The developer is no longer around

[@TBSC5000]

I bet the Desert Bus speedrunning community are having a blast

[@bobothn]

Desert Bus for Hope is doing their yearly charity run currently they are 92 hours into their run they are hoping to do a 156 hours. They have raised Over $500k this year for children's charities and over $9M since they started in 2006.

[@TBSC5000]

@ love this!

[@browncoatkevin]

The world record time to complete one one-way trip is 8 hours flat.

[@shadowy_SDHY]

3:29 Speedwagon from the best anime JJBA?

[@ryzeHT]

i was confused too

[@Voeluspa45]

Kerbal is great, in Gemany we have an overrated games moderator with a Grimme award nomination. IQ of a rock. He tried to play this and everybody saw he is not gamer but a pretender.

[@Fizzure3000]

Yes, Kerbal Space Program is great, but not Kerbal Space Program 2 which is what they are talking about in this video...

[@nrreno]

@@Fizzure3000 yeah but kerbal space program 2 is not realistic.... the calculations dont even work half of the realistic parts dont work

[@Boysetsfire26]

Hope your mother had a good time with him. Ridicoulus 🙄

[@Paisly_]

Wen meinst du?

[@premidspremium]

If this channel never started at some point, I wouldn’t have something to smile to every time I clock in at work and just want to get through the day. Even after work, I just be looking for that new GAMERANX!!

[@Correc7edAuraYT]

I have to disagree with you on Sniper Ghost Warrior 3. It's actually a fun game and feels like a Farcry game but with more realistic stealth. It's open world, has a vehicle you can drive, has crafting, skills to unlock. You have to gain experience to unlock skill points. You have to explore to find new weapons, attachments, and other items. It has like 4 big open maps to explore and do missions in. It has outposts to take over and other areas with enemies. There a lot of places you can climb to get up mountains. There's a lot to do. You can also turn off the bullet cam or reduce how frequent it happens. I personally had a blast with it.

[@harrierrex3688]

agree, it actually quite decent game. i personally prefer Ghost warrior than Sniper Elite. the gun also have different gameplay too, unfortunately, loading screen is too long for some reason.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

If they just actually copied SE and had the really cool x-rays, I'd like the bullet cam without them it's just boring also realistic stealth translates to "you can't so shit without being seen" in video games (no im not fucking kidding it makes sense sneaking irl is literally fucking impossible but its not fun)

[@garfrockbreadtroll]

to be fair to desert bus, im pretty sure it was intentionally made garbage for the sake of comedy

[@Nobody-ue5qs]

It 100% was,it was created solely to challenge the “video games are all violent/causes violence” sentiment

[@Mtotheissle]

The industry peaked with "health bar titties"

[@ledgicyt2929]

Time to go gaming school with Professor Falcon and the best part is not getting any homework.

[@gameranxTV]

😅

[@spiderwraith0]

id sign up for that class, get to play video games for x amount of hours a day while also learning about their development, post launch content/updates and how badly/well they did at launch

[@SamLikesBigTots]

Have fun. He confused 2 different franchises as the same one in this video.

[@oldsingleplayer3012]

I love when Falcon identify himself as a "bird"😆

[@lord_lobster1]

I don't think sniper elite and ghost warrior are part of the same franchise

[@alltimenative]

it didn't say that, it was comparing htem

[@Amunium]

@@alltimenative He literally says "it's technically in the Sniper Elite franchise". Doesn't get much clearer than that.

[@fhlostonparaphrase]

@@alltimenative He even says it twice.

[@antiklausprime]

pretty sure Sniper Elite got NOTHING to do with Ghost Warrior

[@Humanmeow]

3:30 SpeedWagon is the whole reason i bought that specific game.

[@mixedcompany3225]

What I’m hearing is Falcon needs to eat a bulb of black garlic.

[@ChillaQueen]

4:39 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!!

[@JoaquinEnsirkles]

How does this bird speak so well without lips?

[@wubway]

@@JoaquinEnsirkles AI

[@psymon1981]

14:08 - did I just hear the origin of 7 nation army?

[@thejackal007]

Police Quest? I feel called out! I mean, you're still correct... but still...

[@Masterplan15]

I know the feeling. Remember the Tex Murphy games?

[@thejackal007]

@@Masterplan15 I do! Under A Killing Moon was such goofy fun.

[@Masterplan15]

@thejackal007 yes it was

[@anders9374]

No he's not. He's completely incorrect.

[@ianwatson6612]

I've been looking for this comment. Everything he said about Police Quest is true but I only have happy memories of playing it.

[@nighthawk8412]

I love the shout-out to @CinemaSins. Awesome channel! Thank you Falcon.

[@ahmadelsaegh282]

I would add red dead redemption 2, before you sharpen the pitchforks hear me out, i absolutely love it and its been my only game for the last year and a half because i wanted to enjoy playing it slowly and find the secrets, BUT damn the skinning animation, why couldn't you be able to skip if you want to, the first skinning for a couple of wolves is fun, but 10 20 wolves (or other) i just want to have the skin to go on, that and the forced slow moving in some areas like the very slow horse in a town or later on carrying buckets with john in his farm i just wanted to tear my face off. But hands down its one of the best games ever made a complete masterpiece of music and visual.

[@danielschmaderer]

8:48 holy crap this made me laugh. My wife and I bring this up randomly to each other every so often when the situation applies the zoomed in SpongeBob look 😂

[@jaronhall8308]

8:11 I actually dated a girl who would eat spoonfuls of minced garlic. 10/10 for realism.

[@DatNygma]

Since, its seems, Falcon has a hard on for no time stamps, unlike more of Jake's vids... 10 - Kerbal Space Program 2 9 - WWE 2K20 8 - Shenmue III 7 - Alone in the Dark (2008) 6 - Sniper Ghost Warrior 3 5 - Police Quest series 4 - Jurassic Park Trespasser 3 - Power Gig Rise if the Sixstring 2 - The Day Before 1- Desert Bus

[@WalrusSAS]

I think it's called a cloaca.

[@lesterbronson2385]

He doesn’t have fingers, my friend. Jake is human!

[@Howlerss]

There's chapters in the video 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Solid.Stealth]

Gameranx has been coming in clutch for so many years it's crazy how time flies keep it up dudes to many more years of clutcheness.🎮🕹🎆

[@ThisOldSkater]

The garlic bit had me dying!

[@Kianlewis445]

Notification : Gameranx uploaded a new video Me 🏃💨

[@CommanderCodyChipless]

I'm glad you brought up Kerbal though. I just started playing Space Engineers for the first time and after having put a lot of hours into both Kerbal and No Man's Sky. I found space engineers to be the perfect balance between those two games. Kerbal focuses on realism and amazing physics that simulate launching into space and planet orbiting. But it lacks a sense of immersion - you barely have any controls when controlling a kerbal, there's no base building, no combat, no flying around for fun. Then you have NMS, which is the complete opposite of that. A very casual space Sim where you have combat, basebuilding, and so forth without worrying about having to build your own ship or worry about gravity and physics. Space engineers is the perfect in-between. You play in third or first person, any kind of equipment or machines of any type you want (ships, rovers, odd things like stationary drilling rigs) ALL have to be built by the character. You can buy ships and rovers, but you can also build your own. And when you do you have to worry about power systems, placement of thrusters, how heavy your ship is and if it will leave the planets atmosphere. It's just soooo good and I can't believe I slept on this game for so long.

[@destraktathe1010]

Finally something i can watch while i eat(my attention span is cooked)

[@Phil_Official]

That garlic rant had me laughing throughout my workout lol

[@scarletkinkajou1]

I literally did a spit take on your Shenmue garlic breath bit 😂

[@MikadoYuma]

I can't believe yearly sports games still exist. Not only is it insane to have to pay full price for games with usually minor updates once per year (roster, small new story mode), but then they've added loot boxes and other ways to suck your bank dry. Huge waste of money on something the developers rush out every year with 90% of the same content, at full price, and then want you to buy loot boxes on top of that. Why do people still put up with this?

[@midnitest0rm]

Hey uh, Sniper: Ghost Warrior and Sniper Elite are NOT the same franchise. Two totally different devs and franchises.

[@hinglemckringleberry4743]

Where did gameranx find this bird? I need 3

[@alexandercoull220]

Falcon this one's for you! Please don't leave us, for the love of KZbin. I just watched a show and apparently falcons only live to about 25 years in captivity, I mean I love Jake also but gameranx without you is no gameranx for me.😢

[@Black2005Lotus]

You had me dying at the garlic bit lol

[@speedingoffence]

OMG my head almost exploded when he said "Number 10 - Kerbal Space Program..... 2". I'd forgotten there was a second one.

[@MCDexpo]

Honorable Mention: "Ryse: Son of Rome" It's not awful, but golly, does it look _FAR_ better than it plays

[@iamLordDonger]

It gets very repetitive imo

[@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

That game still looks amazing by today's standards.

[@allthatishere]

Was this a gladiator game on the 360? I have vague memories of seeing it at a gamestop over a decade ago.

[@MCDexpo]

@allthatishere Xbox One. It was basically a tech demo

[@LeoJacobschild]

Damn! I actually liked it 😂😂

[@1313Swoop]

Gameranx isn't pragnent but they deliver at time.

[@JRokujuushi]

When I read the title of this video, the first game I thought of was Beyond Eyes. It has some neat ideas. The character you play as is blinded in an accident so you can't really see normally, but it's a *video* game so there has to be a visual component, right? Well, as you wander around, the things your character perceives with her senses are represented visually. Bump into a fence, now you see a fence there. Hear a bird tweet, now you see a bird there. It's not always reliable, though. The sound of running water might bring to mind a faucet or a fountain, but when you get close enough to notice that it smells nasty, you realize it's more likely to be a drainage pipe. When you perceive something, it gets remembered. Problem is, things change. When you return to an area, the way it was might not be how it is now. There might be the image of a barricade from the first time you went through, but that barricade might not actually be there now. Also, you don't want to run into things or trip over stuff so your walking speed is horrendously slow. So yeah. Actually being blind really doesn't sound very fun, and the game captures that quite well.

[@Mattews1119]

Next video make a top 10 games that look terrible but are great 😆

[@Masterplan15]

I hate to say I'm old enough to remember playing Police Quest on a 486 computer. Good times

[@AleksiJoensuu]

Wow, that sniper game. 😮 Yeah no thank you. Not only does it look boring, but also I don't want that level of glorification in a realistic game. Nice of that one guy to step on some white paint before going on patrol though. Makes it so much easier to track!

[@Shawtythekimp]

did he take a dump at 0:44 ?

[@blesper3415]

The Shennmue bit had me rolling on the floor

[@kuganenakano]

8:40 “WHERE IS SHE!?!?”

[@robertoliver7368]

I dislike most "survival" type games where you have to eat and drink. It's just boring and pointless.

[@R_Samnan]

Imagine going to a game to escape reality for abit, just to find all the bad stuff of reality again but now in a screen

[@nick0p962]

That Jurassic Park: Trespasser game sounds awesome in concept. If any game is begging for a remake, it's that. I would 100% buy it if it delivered on the realistic physics, immersion, and complex dino habitat AI. Also the heart tattoo boob health meter UI sounds incredible lol

[@WilofJ]

Falcon has got to be the most talented bird ever to know how to play a guitar 😂😂

[@allexiour3131]

3:29 I can't believe they actually showed the best waifu

[@visionhawk4403]

I still play the heck out of Rock Band 4. I also know how to play a real guitar but the game is so different. I love it.

[@asksearchknock]

0:55 I didn’t fail - I’m being Elon

[@ferd617]

"You can't go around all CinemaSins on these things" ...I can. **DING!**

[@ARIXANDRE]

I tried, but I could never play The Getway games on PS2. The realism proved daunting! Thanks Falcon and team!

[@gameranxTV]

Any time!

[@Baiiker]

The last WWE game I played was Smackdown Vs Raw 2008 and I haven't regretted that decision looking at how all the new games have been.

[@ahsanu20031]

Lmfao the shenmue rip is the funniest from game ranks so far. I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@kanone_69]

The crazy thing is that a lot of wwe fans want that terrible sim-style back. The current games dont do it nearly as much, but I cant believe fans are nostalgic for games like wwe2k19.

[@Psycho250785]

Beeping “failure” sound reminded me BG3 Raphael’s song for some reason. :D

[@GamerOfEarth]

Dudes I swear, when I'm looking for content and can't find anything but out of nowhere I see you guy(s) made a video, it just lights up my world and makes me so happy. Peace be with you all, keep up the great work ❤ Gamers RULE!!! 💪💯

[@MrBeetsGaming]

The Sniper Ghost Warrior games aren't part of the Sniper Elite franchise, they're made by completely different developers.

[@patrickdodson1713]

The worst thing about Shenmue 3, was that by the end of that game, you're still nowhere close to figuring out who the main antagonist is. The entire game as a result felt pointless. Instead of taking advantage of the fact a new game was being developed, after being funded via Kickstarter, would give them the opportunity to close out the story after such a long hiatus, the designer thought they could use the opportunity to milk it further. They had yet more sequels planned out. Of course, Shenmue 3 wasn't financially successful, so those will likely never happen, and we'll likely never get closure.

[@DixieDaydreamer]

I started gaming in 1982 on home computers and even back then we kids were obsessed with graphics and realism, such as they were 40 years ago, we didn't care if the gameplay was complete crap! Good see that nothing has changed, players and studios are still just as obsessed with graphics/realism over proper gameplay!!

[@nickbraet7493]

I just burst out laughing when Falcon mentioned the titty heart

[@SportsGamingRosters]

I love how gameranx takes every opportunity they can to show that crazy ass The Day After big head footage. I would do the same haha. Shoehorn it into every conversation.

[@grandmoffporkins]

I was just background watching this vid honestly. Then you went HARD at Shenmue 3, Falcon, and I was dying laughing

[@foxmind2490]

8:41 Falcon channeling his inner Rykard in a Shenmue setting was priceless.

[@nuyabuisness7526]

My joke about "realistic games" is "Where is it on a scale from 1 to manual breathing button?"

[@bramdelaet1851]

When i grow up, i’m gonna marry Gameranx

[@GrayMimikyu]

Wow I'm early, uncle Falcon gimme a like?

[@TGK3000]

Not all games that start in Early Access are finished. What's appalling is that Take2 are still selling it at full price with the road map on the steam page and no hint that the game is currently without a developer. Take2 sold Private Division, along with KSP2, this last week.

[@Starlightean]

That Shenmue is hilarious

[@pye2574]

I don't think Gameranx will be able to do videos without bringing up The Day Before at some point.

[@cppblank]

That blink thing at the beginning of Alone in the Dark broke my wife's brain for a minute.

[@CodaVelli]

“Walking around all Cinema Sins and such” lmao never seen a better callout/shoutout

[@neurodivergent4life]

It isn't scummy to sell incomplete game as early access... that's what early access is. It's the culture around early access these days which is the problem... people seem to see early access as "VIP access", they go in with the wrong expectations, get disappointed and leave a review in bad faith basically saying "the early access game is unfinished"... duh. And ofc the publisher expecting big bucks from an unfinished product as well. On reusing code... well physics is the same today as it was 10 years ago so what's the problem with that. For me, IF KSP 2 was basically KSP 1 with better graphics and multiplayer i will be happy. KSP 1 is a great game, KSP 2 has great potential, hopefully the new owners are willing to invest in that potential.

[@KaiserKiller]

Perfect timing for the Farming Simulator 25 release 😂😂😂😂. I enjoy these games but man, they are the opposite of FUN sometimes

[@JannahSWT]

8:24 I swear falcon made me laugh a lot over the Years but this had me dying

[@hollywooda111]

This has NOTHING to do with realism & EVERYTHING to do with just bad games.

[@majestythepoet5653]

Alone in the dark sounds like it needs a vr reboot 😂

[@JokerOfCinder]

3:30 Is that best waifu *Speedwagon* from *JJBA* ?!

[@blaarghwee]

Gross zoom is Sponge Bob now? Come on birdie, you're old enough, clearly the gross zoom is Ren and Stimpy.

[@elizabethgroff-boyko6384]

Tell me you've never had black garlic without telling me you've never had black garlic 🙄🤣

[@Xl_Fenrir_lX]

Gameranx, when are you going to do something about these porn bots that always take top comment on your videos? It’s disgusting yet in a few of the past videos you gave them a heart lol. What is going on with you guys

[@johnknoop42]

Never heard of Rise of the Six String. Glad we still got Rocksmith and they did it right.

[@albrown122]

1:07 There goes another one of Musk's rockets.

[@VideoManDan]

The "look down at your boobs to see your health" idea has some real potential, but was poorly done by the wrong developer 😂

[@daylen577]

Calling Trespasser a terrible game is a travesty. Trespasser is legitimately phenomenal in everything except for the controls. I would highly recommend searching for Research Indicates, they did an amazing playthrough with lots of backstory in an essay format and it's a great watch.

[@IanICee]

In my opinion, the more realism the worse the game. Rockstar took almost every ounce of fun out of Red Dead Redemption with that sequel because of their desire for realism AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE, THE WORST GAME I OWN.