10 Ridiculously Hilarious Pre-Fight Staredowns

[@sukamekitu496]

3:41 you may kiss the opponent

[@asymmetricbeing]

Insecure

[@xazho]

4:00

[@spaceoutmisfit1738]

@@w花b good cuz i was aout to sayyyy that shit gay

[@s-h7015]

nO hOmo tHo, bRo

[@elysramoscortes7363]

Kuajajajajajaj omg so nasty

[@dylancourville2891]

2:13 weird flex but ok

[@oweng175]

Dylan Courville lol

[@persephionie7412]

My god 🤣🤣🤣

[@Razsound]

quite literally

[@Apetitegirly]

he was cute

[@Zeylo89]

its called the mantis, its a bodybuilding pose

[@weltschmertzz]

"on the shorter side at 5 foot 11 inches" My 5 foot flat self: ouch

[@otterno.1128]

He's on the shorter side for the heavyweight division

[@KeremC37]

burgerpatty damn you're short im 5'8 and im short.

[@laithzoubii]

@@KeremC37 im 5"5' but im 14 :v

[@howlismawifey4365]

i am 5'7.5 and i am a 15 years old girl lol.

[@whyisblue923taken]

Rose K lol Insult to injury.

[@ArdVon2]

pause at 1:39 look at the bottom right you can see someone taking a picture using a legendary phone

[@iseeyotoes6739]

😂

[@Bhenderson546]

Shvrs I did not relaize that 😂😂

[@chriscuitofc]

😂

[@jachgeyler9018]

I think its a nokia

[@bltnbros122]

Fuck! You spot a time traveler

[@poot111111]

"Thought you had a friend boi, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" -Jacked Mike Platinum Perry are we not going to mention his shriek? it was equally funny

[@ahmedabe]

Perry seems fun but everytime he faces a ranked opponent he loses unfortunately

[@DapperCracker512]

The UFC better not drop Perry. That dude is always entertaining.

[@sadbinoo]

@Watson Wallace guy what

[@tweetiedarapper1]

Bro I'm still rolling on the floor lmao

[@Arcklez]

@@DapperCracker512 UFC: Thought you had a contract boy AHHHHHH

[@Gumbocinno]

5:05 He was 100% holding back a grin/laugh.

[@SMNece]

I knew I wasn’t crazy

[@owhebitme.5343]

Or maybe he’s turned on by her pretty face and dom, unfazed personality as well 🤟🥰

[@JohnDoe-od6xk]

1:26 - The look when you realized you stuck between a unstoppable force and immovable object.

[@3737kimmy]

Unstoppable force*

[@four3428]

Lmfaoooo his face is priceless

[@JohnDoe-od6xk]

@@3737kimmy that too, fixed lol.

[@offmy5316]

1:39 are we really about to let this lady slide? SHES SPAMMING PICTURES theirs a video for a reason

[@freshxan]

Off my hahaha 😂😂😂

[@Mr.Dark.Equinnox]

She’s a dumb bitch

[@baconlizard7178]

Pictures are higher quality then videos

[@offmy5316]

Bacon Lizard yea, pictures are only higher quality if your Still and the camera is focused. She is spamming pictures while moving her hand . The pictures look like the pictures my 3DS take

[@Chico_Lachowski]

Off my *there’s 🤦‍♂️ dumbass bitch

[@oscarburton8011]

"sometimes you just wanna see some weird shit" 😂😂 that got me

[@789raiden]

"due to Jon Jones being Jon Jones"

[@Jack_Klash]

600th thumb up I rule :)...

[@Coooper1]

“I now pronounce you, husband and husband”

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

🙅‍♂️😂

[@thefandomtraveller4091]

He said no homo

[@SirJabalot]

09:59 LLLOOLLLLL A nose boop.

[@pillmmd]

It's not that funny

[@jojojuly85]

Nah, I literally LOL'ed. I wasn't expecting it.

[@nathankid76]

@@pillmmd Wow you have no humor

[@theswawusmachine]

Ah yes, or in weeb form, Joseph vs Sanviento

[@negako]

happy urepii yoropiku ne

[@JojoSmacks]

1:03 the speed of which that guy got overpowered was funny😂

[@ellahauryluke6144]

Lmao

[@SantoshKumar-ws2qz]

What's so funny about that?

[@babyedits2004]

Santosh Kumar the way he was easily overpowered. Come on now, read

[@imokay3193]

@Santosh Kumar Did you even read or watch the videom?

[@Dannynator5000]

3:16 Joe Rogan is visibly aroused by Anderson Silva

[@chrike01]

Like any man should be.

[@topbrand123]

Youd be gay not to be

[@dant828]

Haha yeah, that's the same look he had on his face when rousey came out for weigh ins and was looking super hot!

[@chrike01]

@@dant828 Rond-Arousey, you know what I'm saying ;)

[@DapperCracker512]

Joe checking out dat dick root on Silva.

[@dr.hadia_7515]

3:42 me thinking the thumbnail is fake 3 minutes and 42 seconds later me: WTF?!???!?!??!

[@TheChoppergunner100]

Same reaction lol

[@ariscosollover73]

Lol

[@joaoruiz3486]

Lmao Jones vs Cormier was hilarious 😂 It looked like 2 uncle's fighting each other who has the best cookout 😂😂😂

[@_heyitsyves201]

I mean. On the appearance alone. You can tell DC is low key a beast on the grill😂😂 Jones is the guy you go to the clubs with.

[@joaoruiz3486]

Yves Tobon this is one of the best comments I've ever seen about DC omg 😂

[@ripdiptatterchip3851]

lololol

[@ukdrillcontent2543]

They looked like older and younger brother fighting over the ps controller

[@BenDover-lz7zx]

😂😂😂 Until Jon throws some spinning shit n you know your uncles the real deal

[@kidmanier]

9:43 what was that guy doing with his mouth on the left near the woman😂

[@tej5382]

Announcing

[@noktifer]

He was just gulping for fish to enter his mouth

[@UnstoppableNine]

1000% facial expressions

[@MJaMbulanceIam]

Hardest laugh of the year!

[@TheJofrica]

Gargling Listerine

[@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu]

3:40 rumor has it they rented a motel room after their fight

[@milkshake3117]

LOL

[@only_treats_no_tricks]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@indifferentyoongi7088]

Who top

[@peterpace3379]

@@indifferentyoongi7088 Since Weidman is the better wrestler, so you know who

[@owlfeatherliving]

Of course the black dude toped lol

[@jack.1.]

6:50 hella nice hairline

[@trickywharf]

REEEEEEEEEE

[@MrRapSick]

gleee he rolled up with that pyramid

[@myoopsie5324]

Ahah aha I fucking 🤣🤣💀💀💀 ded

[@nihaalsandim9986]

@Jack Doff lets see paul allens hairline

[@youtubeaccount6561]

@@trickywharf RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! UwU

[@ivannavgan]

8:05 / 8:20 Its awesome to see how fighters dont even react and Dana is terrified lol

[@TS-cv1wv]

4:20 This had me feeling good. Good Sportsmanship.

[@bruh29050]

420 😏

[@Startheus]

1:39 *FAST TAPPING JUTSU!*

[@boosmarba4531]

She is taking photos not a video

[@Arda-ow8vd]

boos marba no shit sherlock

[@juju-zr1lt]

@@boosmarba4531 I would of never of thought of that 😐

[@calimitaprefetta]

Opponent: *intense stareeee* Me: *smooch noises* Opponent *intense confused blushing*

[@victorvondeathstroke]

Any stare down that involves Sean O'Connell. In fact, this whole list should be filled with his stare downs.

[@oobloodwolfoo9822]

Street Jesus lol

[@edgiebraahhh7280]

Victor Von Deathstroke and Yves edwards

[@killerfredman]

@Josh Cuthbert Imagine being you and not remembered at all.

[@alexy.9306]

1:01 I felt so bad for that guy in the middle xDDDD

[@duncanmcdougall9787]

I'm convinced USADA is a joke, not because Jones can fight after testing positive, but because Mike has never once popped for cocaine.

[@RemyKingKen]

It’s very hard to test for coke cause it leaves your body with the high. Unless you’re literally high off coke you’d most likely not pop unless you’re unlucky cause every human is different

[@m-agirouard3329]

Ignorant pseudo experts....

[@zombievikinggaming4258]

USADA is a partisan organisation that covers for certain athletes.

[@m-agirouard3329]

@@zombievikinggaming4258 shut the fuck up ignorant

[@yonkers702lvpride3]

There a joke exactly because of Jones

[@dayanacruz229]

1:39 “sweetie, how do you take a video?”

[@fauzanbri]

stop motion tutorial

[@bvd2994]

Dayana Cruz lazalde

[@qualitycontent296]

Lol

[@finnheart5877]

People like to take multiple pictures to get the best angle or moment.

[@Dkvy420]

@Chloe Ha BAHAHAH

[@43scout74]

When you try to intimidate a dude but end up smoochin him

[@madgavin7568]

Very embarrassing for Anderson given that he got knocked out that night in the midst of showboating.

[@potbasher5561]

2:41 my man got a stiffy Jeez guys I didn’t wanna start a fight in the comments cmon

[@lildumbass9509]

Dude you're fully torqued

[@AngelaBViewssecago]

Yo dude thats gay asf

[@AngelaBViewssecago]

@KZbinLyrics CNBT

[@timothywells8410]

I remember giving a presentation junior year with a full on boner. Everyone noticed i was told but shit bro it happens

[@denis.1491]

@KZbinLyrics everything is wrong with being gay especially if you share it publically

[@screwofficial9915]

1:05 he definitely lost his job

[@charlie-goblinpb427]

He looks like a fuckin trex 😂😂😂😂😂 he attacks then cut to him roaring 😂😂😂😂

[@ryleemorgan9620]

Except they didn’t lol

[@PeTROLLeum619]

“he doesnt crack a smile”... are you blind ? 🤣

[@razorghona222]

H... He doesnt

[@Samsulabob]

1:38 That girl just spamming

[@wilsoncrocker]

"sometimes you just wanna see weird shit..." truer words have never been spoken

[@paosebastian5774]

"shamrock weirdly grabs his junk" HAHAHAHAHHAH I'm ded

[@khumomalele675]

“But sometimes, you just want to see some weird shit”😂😂😂

[@RSofficial22]

Legit tears lmao “thought you had a friend boy aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!”

[@williamtate843]

3:35 Ohhhh so that's where that meme's from :0

[@Zainaran1]

Yea its a very famous movie lol

[@williamtate843]

​@@Zainaran1 lmao yeah I know the Predator I just never knew it came from that movie

[@Cnut_the_grape]

I used to think it was a painting for some reason

[@Balaji-ee7xi]

Tony scaring Dana is the most hilarious thing ever 😂

[@lovelyfloxwers8437]

"thought you had a friend boi! AAAAAAHHHH"

[@Dom8o8]

7:27 lmao exactly how he looks

[@aidanhubbard9974]

6:23 wtf is thT😂😂😪😪

[@youtoober2013]

11:11 Look at Dana's reaction. He goes from edgy, to concerned, to confused real quick. I don't know who was more cringe Perry or his corner man like "Cheah boi, goteem!"

[@KetchupOverdose]

“A fight that would never happen due to Jon Jones being Jon Jones” 💀

[@GpMarvelRivals]

The best pre fight staredown of all time was dillashaw barao when they stared down through Skype

[@dankyoutuber1853]

where is the video at?

[@GpMarvelRivals]

Dank KZbinr images.app.goo.gl/mz8cUZMRbnaEhoPV7

[@cameronthomas5242]

Omg I can't believe that happened lmao

[@dankyoutuber1853]

@@GpMarvelRivals lol

[@Family_Balance]

What!!! 🤣 that's hilarious!!

[@trevorphillips8895]

He’s so on point on how certain people feel during these clips I couldn’t stop laughing I probably would haven’t of noticed if I watched the clip by itself

[@CorruptOutcast]

1:13 That's Jon Anik and you will never change my mind

[@freddurstdidnothingwrong826]

I thought that for the longest time during the scuffle

[@zip-un5tz]

You been training with Eddie Bravo?

[@PanzerMold]

The Dance Off is still one of the greatest things in MMA history, a community that often takes its self too seriously, bustin a move. Wonderful.

[@rakimtheking]

7:07 had me rolling "just a prank bro"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@captainplanet4867]

"A fight that would never happen due to *Jon Jones being Jon Jones* ..." I've never heard such a perfect explanation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JenniTulls]

“Thought you had a friend, Boy! HAAAAAAAA!!!” 😂😂😂

[@joshstein4708]

I covered the Shamrock Diaz fight, and the antics were hilarious. Diaz's commentary on Frank's "tramp stamp" alone is some of the best/funniest trash talk I've heard.

[@BovineIntervention]

That dance off was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen in my life

[@lollb454]

Cringy women

[@tylerray5008]

They both lowkey cute for being a couple blood splattering warriors

[@BovineIntervention]

@@tylerray5008 way beyond lowkey cute

[@tylerray5008]

@@BovineIntervention lol no argument here fam 🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@olive9514]

If someone was staring at me all up on my face I'm just gonna kiss them Edit: hey its a year now and turns out I'm gay so my point still stands

[@vitoria96634]

Same

[@ratan4692]

As one should.

[@kingvon0125]

Legendary pfp Ms Asian

[@olive9514]

@@kingvon0125 Miss, and thanks

[@spoilerguy7285]

No homo?

[@Martuszewski]

Number #2 In fact, is winner at most funnies of all star downs. He stared trend lol

[@cosinguspalpatine4449]

"THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOI!!!"

[@etheangel2220]

0:12 the fight that became a love story.

[@Coolie_ky]

The thumbnail bro had me dyingggg.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramonveltmeijer9961]

Man your commentary had me dying of laughter. Allong with the video editing😂😂

[@axolotl5821]

Along*

[@brandonmcninja]

The Anderson / weidman stare down was a strange one but a classic 😂

[@AJScraps]

Bro I had a stare down with Stephen Wonderboy Thompson and couldn’t stop smiling. So hard to keep a straight face! 😂

[@GlennDavey]

7:52 you have to understand how quiet it was for minutes leading up to this, just cameras clicking, very very subdued... and then Ferguson does the 'woo'. I was watching live half-asleep on my phone and nearly fell out of bed

[@XxkillerxX10]

"A fight that would never happen due to Jon Jones being Jon Jones" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH XDDDDD

[@dustypowers387]

“Thought you had a friend boy” makes me think of all the Florida man articles 😂

[@devinnault6683]

That akward moment when you forgot Tony fought cowboy like 2 months ago...

[@abeladames3593]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@traphomebaby]

Masvidals knee wiped everyones memory

[@conormcgregor8451]

I think they had this one in the vault lol.

[@meiroudii]

No one: Thumbnail: *Kissed Me: Geeeaaaayyy?!!

[@vexture2466]

Nigga cant spell Gay ong

[@val3115]

Vexture can u not? 1 ur probably not black and 2 ur probably not gay so like no

[@megcheyennee]

They were saying he/she isn’t black bc they said the N which none black people cant say

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@complimentbot7015 when did they say that?

[@itstrue2599]

Good sportsmanship puts everyone in a good mood.

[@christ4lif333]

*”Sometimes staredowns by design or by accident are hilarious, biz are, or just plain **_gay”_*

[@TheAlmightyConch]

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY AHHHHHHHH.

[@michaelcerniglia389]

What adds to the Mike Perry thing is the dude behind Mike nodding his head while smiling! hahahahaha... I'm telling you that dude just added so much more to that situation.

[@davidbalogh7281]

The way them 2 fighters kissed though😂😂😂

[@upyours83yearsago32]

Ha

[@1godonlyone119]

3:53 -- That's not a staredown, it's a smooch!

[@AJScraps]

Bro you didn’t show the time Mike Perry’s *AAHHH* went Supernova and he got saiyan powers 😂😎

[@dzzyvilanova560]

*saiyan

[@timothyripley4175]

@@dzzyvilanova560 he's just sayin

[@AJScraps]

D!ZZY Vila Nova K i’m late 90s kid gimme a break 😂

[@dzzyvilanova560]

@@AJScraps 🤣😂

[@ItsAsparageese]

The narration on this is great. It's easy to tell that you're a true enthusiast and not just a listicle channel messing with MMA topics for views. I'll definitely check out more of your videos. I think I've seen your channel name before but this video stands out for its sincerity and the excitement in the narrator's voice. Love all the humor, all the references, all the goofy editing. Great content, thanks :)

[@rlsjunior797]

Haha I literally laughed my ass off at the rock, paper scissors one. By far the best on the list

[@jordanhardebeck4106]

I’ve been watching a lot of deeper/sad mmaonpoint videos and man I needed this 😂

[@ethangonzalez1611]

6:50 "due to John Jones being John Jones" that got me dead asf😂😂😂😂

[@jarpumgadi8805]

I was searching for this 😂😂😂

[@tylerdaviau4069]

Weidmans reaction is hilarious. He's just like "We couldn't just press our foreheads together?"

[@loobanvlog2889]

"wHo ThReW tHe ShOe"

[@1ma4ighter]

The way the narrator overcooked the last one had me in tears

[@ryan67660]

1ma4ighter im telling ya, if it wasn’t for the way he talks about it, I probably wouldn’t have even found it that funny lol

[@JoseHerrera-rs8kv]

8:22 stone age spongebob meme pose

[@superpekkaz137]

I like it how u just described their fight as King Kong and Godzilla walked in a lobby 😂

[@lartdelavivre1]

Diaz brothers always deliver - they never fail!

[@dbrowncapone]

7:09 oh hey Ethan 😂😂😂

[@MyThoughtsBelow]

"A fight that would never happen due to Jon Jones being Jon Jones." Yep, sounds about right.

[@GlenOfAbacus]

I really love having to hear a voice over and not the actual clip. 10/10 video.

[@ShinuGeorge]

I laughed so hard straight up for 10 mins after watching Dana’s Jolt 😂

[@michaelsandoval7636]

"And that is why the Diaz Brothers are the greatest thing about MMA Period." 😂😂🤣

[@MichaelSkateboard]

last time I was this early Askren had already been killed

[@ivxx1106]

Askren would've been killed 10 times the time it took for you to write that.

[@abeladames3593]

It was like. 😳 Oh askrens out allready 😭😞

[@MichaelSkateboard]

MG16NCP yeee i’m definitely a bot, kid. Never had an original thought in my life

[@MichaelSkateboard]

IV XX you’re right, i’m a slow typer

[@danielsalazar9577]

You won me over with 1 video. I’m definitely subscribing 🤣

[@StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK]

2:06 if you've ever been in "the business" you know exactly where that phrase comes from.

[@kapople5658]

Crack

[@bilalfaisal4318]

Mike Perry screamed like that one Kid who had the power of gOd and anime on his side 😂😂😂

[@ADZ1LL4]

When he booped him on the nose 😂

[@youtoober2013]

Classic.

[@brandyharding7692]

That fukn 2nd "WHHHOOOO!!" was fukn classic. You could see the fat jiggle, lmao.

[@vision3691]

When bae start threatening you and you stand up 6:08

[@DMG118]

"Do you really think I'd let you kill me, Jon?"

[@PennyHardaway1]

Man am I sad Weidman keeps losing, seems like such a nice dude

[@plisskennn]

He is a fucking cheater, huge guy cutting huge weight to fight smaller guys (cowardly), like many others in the UFC. Hope they destroy him at light heavyweight also.

[@dzzyvilanova560]

He deserves it

[@madgavin7568]

@@plisskennn Still salty Anderson lost to him twice?

[@plisskennn]

@@madgavin7568 And they destroyed him at light heavyweight. Ronaldo Souza and Dominick Reyes mopped the floor with him. He looked like a noob against Reyes. Stomped on him like on an insignificant cockroach.

[@madgavin7568]

@@plisskennn You expect me to cry over that? Not gonna happen mate.

[@hardbodyhitters8502]

Lmao... "Thought you had a friend, boy... Aaaahhhhh!!!! Hilarious 😂👍

[@queenofteaspilling2965]

Thumbnail : looks like their "kissing" No one: Literally no one: My sister: tHeY kIsSiNg BiAcTh ThEy GaY as FiZzUck Me : hOw Do I get YelLeD aT fOr CuSsInG aNd Yo AsS dOn'T

[@MMW25]

Wtf I never even knew DC threw a shoe 😂😂😂 man thought he saw George Bush lmfaooo

[@dogwifdreads8344]

3:26" My fellow memers! WE HAVE A MEME MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!

[@glockbankz9697]

So funny

[@hevermendez7700]

Shut up

[@NRUTO-ev6op]

dogwifdreads😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ASS4S1NZ.D4MN4T1ON]

Hever Mendez you shut up bitch

[@saarahassan7384]

Dana just enjoying himself 😂😅🤣