10 Rock Lizards VS Bosses - Elden Ring

[@MrEvan312]

"A man cannot kill a god!" A single Rock Lizard: "I am no man!"

[@EveryDespire]

Yeah 😂

[@ApXucBuH]

more like _I'm not a man anymore, but a f--king beast!_

[@xBUBBA1995x]

For context to those who have not played Dark Souls 3: these enemies pushed more players to their death than Patches ever could. They also double as Dark Souls 3's giant ball enemy.

[@Dinoman972]

More so than the actual giant balls in Carthus?

[@bladedoodle]

@@Dinoman972those announce themselves when summoned. These little.. were placed perfectly. It let me know they care about your experience. Ladders, a group that hangs next to a dragon, any safe/choke point you need for a second probably has a rock hitting that last bit of health, send you careen of the side of a cliff and worse, they aggro just like everything else. Their speedy roll makes them a presence even during your retreat.

[@scottybuehler3882]

These guys burned me alive more times then I should have ever been burned trying to farm twinkling titanite from them lol

[@officialhoonyt]

lol I’ve never got hit by one

[@christopherhuddleston8710]

I just started a new DS3 run and completely forgot about these guys. It’s amazing how many times they were so close to death and then several of them roll attack at the same time and just absolutely melt some of these bosses!!!

[@Charnel_Heart]

"We didn't have your fancy spirit ashes or rivers of moonveil, it was a harsher world. Even the enemies knew, it was roll or get rolled on."

[@luismatias5985]

Its a roll eat roll world

[@CrowSkeleton]

...and today we learnt that anything attempting to fight 10 Rock Lizards at once *will* die an adorable death, just as long as they can get there on their little leggies.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

They cute, but they'll break your ankles

[@Beepers559]

Unless it’s malenia, blade of cheese

[@plum8503]

​@@Beepers559 so we're just gonna ignore that Malenia lived just BARELY, while Placidusax was the only one who actually wrecked the lizards? Ok?

[@GregHuffman1987]

placidusax also had a massive comeback on the 50 skellies

[@FedaMangal]

​@@plum8503placi also lived just barely

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Elden Beast: *exists* Rock Lizards: "Look what they have to do to mimic even a fraction of our power"

[@josephmurphy417]

Fr they literally didn't even attack as a group that one rock lizard solod him

[@Khann_2102]

​@@josephmurphy417 Let me solo it

[@Santo_Buzo_89]

Lizards ramming into Mohg as he is trying to do his incantation bleed BS and stuttering/stammering him is literally peak meme’ing

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

It didn't even work., no bleed damage

[@gangzilla5716]

They came closer to defeating Malenia than Yhorm, Gael, Midir, Nameless King, Soul of Cinder, and Gundyr ever could

[@AliensEatPeople]

Yeah, but Malenia being broken af with having every single power... no chance. Aoe kills smaller things innthese videos. Healing keeps her alive to kill other bosses. I actually thought Midir being the tank he is had taken Malenia down, but nope. Malenia's healing if added to her health makes he also the Queen of health.

[@Exeternal_Beyonder_Of_Doomsday]

​@@AliensEatPeopleMidir also had a hard time even hitting Malenia and plus his AI at times

[@Hizungaya]

Rock Lizards win... he cheating....

[@tranquoccuong890-its-orge]

the giant silver ball (in the 10 balls vs bosses video) did defeated her it seems she lucked out this time with a well-timed rot nuke also bravo to the rock lizard that attacked at 12:37 brutally moped Malenia into a blood trail

[@ntesla4714]

I'm pretty sure they can defeat her if we give them a few attempts

[@smauguh]

Each time we think it couldn't be worst for our dear lil Gid, he always finds a new way to get absolutely obliterated...

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

His bones are pretty much dust at this point.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

I NEED HELP!!!

[@davidtsmith33]

LOL. True. haha

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

Expectation: Elden Beast soloing them by flying away and casting fuckyou at them all from a safe distance. Reality: Well, something got soloed...

[@Necro_fury]

kek

[@thebluehood35]

15:52 Radagon getting posture broken milliseconds before landing his Gold Breaker properly was cathartic

[@agentofchaos7456]

He probably could have won if it landed.

[@davidtsmith33]

It was priceless.

[@froggie610]

The Rock Lizards actually had a strat for Fire Giant. The first 2 aimed for the ankles for a stagger, and the other two remaining aimed for the weakspot hands.

[@purehollow]

Okay this is just hilarious 😂😂 16:18 this is the most hilarious one lizard solo a God didn't even need the rest of the group

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

Give that lizard the title of elden rock

[@podboi825]

rolly boi just kept on truckin'

[@autumnrain249]

Elden Beast didn't even land a hit on him

[@privacyvalued4134]

Rock Lizard: The rest of you hang back. I got this one. A mere 15 seconds later, Elden Beast is destroyed. Strap a pot onto that little guy's head and name his online account "Let me roll into him."

[@cryterion7770]

"They see me rollin"

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

Oh my god theyre so cuuuuute Edit: OH MY GOD THEY ALMOST ONE SHOT MILENIA!!!!! Another edit: ONE SOLO'D THE GOD DAMN ELDEN BEAST!!!!

[@davidtsmith33]

That one who solo'd Elden was a hero.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

​@@davidtsmith33give him a crown and a cake and call him onyx, the elden rock

[@zacksilverstone7642]

​@@mewxtherealitygod4706somebody call the turtle pope! We've got a Rock Lizard to crown.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@zacksilverstone7642 uuuh, the turtle pope doesn't want to move, do I bring the lizard to him?

[@ldeeevs1747]

Yeah just give the lizard the coordinates and he'll roll his way there.

[@darkeater-midir]

At this point, Elden Ring characters simply pray and beg for no more beings from Dark Souls 3 to breach into their world.

[@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub]

Imagine how helpless ds3 bosses would be if ER ones were ported there instead

[@Exeternal_Beyonder_Of_Doomsday]

​@idespiseamajorityofhumancr8504 Those bosses imported ro Elden Ring would already be a struggle and if it's possible Wolnir may even kill then Even that dumbass tree

[@pinkvillafantasy]

Only Gael, Yhorm and Midir can handle Elden Ring Bosses and they will even lose to Maliketh, Malenia and Rykard. All other DS3 bosses get crushed by ER.

[@Exeternal_Beyonder_Of_Doomsday]

@@pinkvillafantasy Your not entirely correct And two the bigger bosses of Dark Souks 3 have harder times because they fight stronger things and the AIs then go underneath the bosses

[@pinkvillafantasy]

@@Exeternal_Beyonder_Of_Doomsday Yhorm may have a hard time hitting his targets, but his huge hp allows him to survive almost any fight regardless. Midir has no issue hitting any boss.

[@solus1378]

Those lizards who died stopping Radagon's AOE smash at 15:52 died saving their brothers

[@GersonTadeuGames]

Time for Dark souls 1 bonewheel skeletons.

[@monotirado]

that single brave lizard kill the final boss

[@RommelStorm]

Imagine if we don't get knocked back by these guys and the Ashen One just stood there absorbing all that spin2win damage. 💀

[@lurky6439]

I learned the hard way why it's better to lay on the ground than use iron flesh with havel's armour and tank the damage

[@benjaminwiffen2783]

I do like that in the fortissax fight that the lizards did not start moving until fortissax finished casting his lightning as the long call time on the lightning means fortissax never really has a chance to fight back as it takes so long to perform

[@CoolSaver]

That last lizard be like: "Guys, guys... LET ME SOLO HIM"

[@Watersheep9and11]

The rock lizards the whole video:THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

[@Necro_fury]

WE GOIN" BOWLIN

[@Perrydigm97]

Watching Hoarah Loux throw one of these things was the highlight of my day

[@CeltiesSin]

When Astel started the fight already attacking the bois I’m like “well that’s not fai- oh never mind 👀 he ded” lmao

[@thatskeletordude5271]

16:16 the one Rock Lizard standing still: "Hold on guys... *Let him cook...* "

[@CipherJin]

IS THIS YOUR GOD!? Pathetic. Frank's got this one boys! Take a break!

[@luismatias5985]

*Commences cooking*

[@GregHuffman1987]

how the fuck did one of them roll him like that?

[@luismatias5985]

@@GregHuffman1987 all the rolling memes combined

[@anothermanwithnoname]

Join the rock lizard as famileeee TOGETHAAA WE WILL POISE BREAK THE VERY GOOOHHSSS

[@dragonballa5083]

TOGETHAAA

[@Kamawan0]

Placidusax is amazing with the comebacks in these fights! Do Elden Ring X Armored Core VI!!

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

I hope it happens

[@K1yoshu]

That might be the most ridiculous fight ever. From what I remember they scaled UP the AC's even the smallest AC would be larger than most of the bosses in ER.

[@Kamawan0]

@@K1yoshu Yep! Would love to see it!

[@sothisthebeginning]

"A man cannot kill a god..." Okay but what about a bunch of lizards????

[@935ryan5]

12:35 that rock boy carried mad

[@CommRichard]

Who wouldn't want a cute, 8 legged pet rock that can steamroll practically anything that gets in your way?

[@Shetyre]

Rennala just getting rolled over is funny as hell

[@davidtsmith33]

I always feel sorry for Rannala. Poor thing.

[@zacksilverstone7642]

Rock Lizard: *Roll Over* Renala: *Actually fucking dies*

[@FedaMangal]

Not a lizard covered in rocks destroying a galactic god

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

When for some reason only one of them moves forward to attack the Elden Beast...and then takes it out solo anyway.

[@take3tylenol]

It seems rolling remains the best way to play a Soulsborne game.

[@imedudes2196]

Alt title: 10 of My Sons vs. All Bosses.

[@halthebearded1904]

Watching morgott get mugged by the ten rock lizards is hilarious like he starts coughing while they roll into him lmao

[@zenopssmdk]

Havel's now out here in the Lands Between looking for his pet rocks.

[@tonyalcaponey2454]

This is legit sunlight blade in enemy form😂 "Just roll through it, just roll through it"

[@krishnansubramoni7801]

These rock lizards from DS3 and the bone wheels from DS1 are easily the two most dangerous final version enemies (after all patches) that FromSoftware have ever made 😂

[@ElenaBG3]

Imagine Elden Beast got killed by one little lizzard in 5 seconds

[@jayyrod1]

I heard Ludacris singing roll out. That one rock lizard versus elden beast was like , ' hold my beer a minute.' 😂

[@GregHuffman1987]

Placidusax handles these challenges well late-game. how about these guys vs wheel skeletons?

[@umukzusgelos4834]

First of all: That Entrance! I LOVE IT! Second of all: Holy Crap 07:00 see for yourself Third of all: All Hail the Archconfraternity of the Stone Lizards! They are cute as heck and pack one hell of a punch

[@DannatiNomiUtente]

Seeing Gideon getting fucking pummeled into that corner was therapeutic

[@DOOMHAMMER-XIII]

16:20 "On that day, Rocky, the Rock Lizard, alone could against a God, killing the Elden Beast in the most brutal way possible... Rolling on... The Legends of that battle endure as the Stone Lords who rule the Lands Between, declaring War on the Rebel Tree where Malenia takes refuge, the Broken Sword of Miquella, who rejected the New Order of Rock and Roll and also, our Rock Lords, threaten to conquer the False Dragons of Farom Azula, simple Imitations of the Eternal Dragons that lived in the Old Home of our Lords".

[@Subarashii_Nem]

They are just so cute tho! How can you wanna hurt one of these little guys!?

[@inoli3164]

Ah yes the stunlock lizards that breathe fire...Why the developers made them like this is a mystery to me

[@mcnuttkyle8617]

This is why rock lizards are the most fearsome and deadliest creatures

[@alexanderrupert4379]

Could attack at any moment.

[@heidannazakami6288]

16:11 Lizard 1: Ah boys, it's the big guy again, who want to take him down? Lizard 2: Go on Jimmy, teach him a lesson *Jimmy proceed to 1v1 battle Elden Beast: Who is this little b- *death 16:44 Hahaaa that's my boy!

[@leonardorodrigues827]

Very good, I think angels would be almost invincible in elden ring, the double shotel cartus skeletons are a nightmare and I don't even want to talk about the Pontiff knights and the knights of lothric who use greatsword and cathedral knight who use greatsword, I hope I can see them in elden ring.

[@Inward_Outward]

And this was ushered in the age of rock

[@CipherJin]

Renalla had the right idea, too bad her maser cannon has such a long cooldown

[@Haha20252]

Best intro ever, now we know the way to elden ring 🤣

[@davidtsmith33]

What an entrance. Those guys were vicious. Made me LOL at how fast they took down Rads and the majority of bosses. Placi just got away by flying away and Malenia just got away because of the big flower. One more rolly polly and she would have been done for.

[@felatioable]

lol I am surprised by this. Especially by the amount of damage they cause. Did I somehow miss this in DS3 because I run pass them? Didn't think their roll would cause so much damage. Or have they been up-scaled?

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

Its a funny thing known as being invincible when your knocked flat on your back. Bosses don't have that

[@lastsonofktn]

Nah you did NOT wanna fight three at any given time. They stunlock and get into a rhythm. Lots of health and they were tanky as shit. Like literally chipping away at rocks. And they were effective enough to embarrass your high leveled character by that point as well depending on the gank setup. I usually had to lure one away from the bunch and even then it was shooting it's shot through whatever attack you were throwing out just to get one or two in depending on your windup at the time so you're most likely taking damage during up close and personal melee.

[@PepecoHub]

Wow, Placidusax's first win in one of those, the "dragonlord" must have been pissed after his ass was handled by a true dragon, Midir, also only now I realized why you skipped Rennala's first phase with Midir, no way in hell he fits in that tiny room haha(should've been familiar with his sheer size since on my first playthru I spent an unhealthy amount of time on him even tho it was years ago, good times)

[@dudeman7826]

How is placudisax not a true dragon lol

[@CuriosityMisledMe]

@@dudeman7826Hydras were always considered a lesser descendant of the everlasting dragons when talking about dark souls. Although elden ring dragons seem to wield lightning, so the everlasting dragon’s immortality isn’t too much to rely on either.

[@mohammadsaleem5990]

​@@CuriosityMisledMe placidusax ain't a hydra. More heads doesn't automatically make something a hydra.

[@walaxometrobixinodrink1727]

@@mohammadsaleem5990 i'm pretty sure having more heads is the exact and only definition of an hydra

[@PepecoHub]

I'll be honest with everyone in the replies, its because I don't consider Elden Ring and any of its characters good/well developed, not even barely decent, for me it was an huge drop in quality in Fromsoft games, everything in it feels dumbed down compared to Demon Souls, Dark Souls trilogy, Bloodborne and Sekiro, the lore is terribly terrible, I only finished it once out of spite because I couldn't get a refund on it anymore due to Steam policies(I fell into the hype trap, pre-ordered the deluxe edition as soon as it became "pre-purchasable", hell, even gifted the standard edition to a friend of mine because he is a Fromsoft aficionado the same way I am), but thankfully since then, I have restored my faith in Fromsoft's capability of developing a game with challenging gameplay and great lore with Armored Core 6 and learned a valuable lesson, you can pre-purchase a game, but only do it 1 week TOPS before it launches(I do it usually 1 day before it launches, that saved me money more time than I can count ever since haha)

[@Frostman411]

Who would win, literal God, or a buncha rolly boys

[@Psico.papero]

Lol Gideon that talk with stupid lizards 😂

[@Wilbur-em1hw]

That boss health bar dropping faster than my iPhone’s battery. Damnnnn.

[@papanurgle8393]

They got tired of all the godly tomfoolery and cooperated in jointly taking the seat of Elden Lord.

[@adamstevens3661]

Dude when they came out on top on the fire giant my jaw dropped. Anyone else wondering what the little fellas are dropping when they die. Whatever it is is a purple item

[@sojinnn]

In DS3 they drop various titanite rocks.

[@aresrivera9744]

I was always curious how come these guys always did so much damage to bosses.

[@luisalejandro3998]

The roll attack has a lot of hitboxes per frame, but as a player it hits you only once as it knocks you down. Getting knocked down gives you some recovery i-frames to ignore the rest of the attack. Bosses don't get knocked down, so they tank ALL the hitboxes of the attack, which I suppose would be 60 hits per second if the game runs at 60 FPS.

[@zacksilverstone7642]

Think of it like a circular saw. If you got hit once, you'd recoil and back away, right? Now imagine the boss as inanimate objects, like a block of wood or a chunk of rocks. Once they got hit, they can't back away, since they're inanimate objects, they had to keep taking damage from said saw until they got split.

[@AlejandroPzGz]

Imagine a mod that replaces "Bosses" like the misbegotten, giants, golems with DS3 enemies

[@pablohogg]

Первое, что я подумал, когда увидел их атаку, это "А теперь давай со скелетами-колёсами"

[@mackxzs]

That one rock lizard was probably a reincarnated Godrick, he really had a bone to pick with Malenia

[@teacupbirb4711]

Malenia just narrowly avoided becoming roadkill. Almost an exact repeat of her getting smeared against the Haligtree floor by a group of silver tear boulders.

[@Thejigholeman]

the mobs/bosses of dark souls really were forces of nature.

[@lycan1235]

The return of the Rolling Stones

[@kohlmathis7791]

The fact that 4 rock lizards is enough to take out the fire giant is insane

[@DannatiNomiUtente]

12:37 this absolute unit charging fron the back of the pack full steam ahead towards malenia

[@Stephenoidz]

Havel tamed these lizards

[@Hizungaya]

WTF !!! Only Placidusax win :-O

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

"But what about milen-" We don't count her

[@Finnisher_DAD]

Wow these guys were on a roll I'll get me coat...

[@SpacialKatana]

The stunlock is real😂

[@erandigael2878]

Well, didn't need 10 for the Elden Beast...

[@JohnDavis-zv6yg]

Godskin noble has met his match.

[@BlizzardAcolyte]

OFC Big Daddy Placi has to show everyone else how to tame the cute little fuckers

[@nanyubusnis9397]

Placidusax got lucky he was able to take to the sky.

[@danner.l4484]

Saw this was one of the shorter videos and i understod why when i read that these little overtuned adorable puppies were in here.

[@TheRealTorG]

"Enemy R.A.P.S. has been deployed"

[@Inabin]

Gideon only rolled the whole fight. He’s so all knowing that he even knows DS3 pvp tactics

[@Getsumei_Marson]

please keep bringing classic dark souls creatures and bosses to elden ring id love to see artorias

[@greenpieceofmind]

Surely there has to be some NPC, or combo that can defeat Melania. I must witness it.

[@TheLOL4DUDE]

Malenia always lucky as fuck. She dead in my book

[@azamatkarabaev8510]

Хорошая работа, бро 👍

[@Beepers559]

If it’s possible, imagine the AC6 helicopter fighting the Elden ring bosses

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

Someone modded in a jet, I'm sure it's within reach

[@Beepers559]

@@mewxtherealitygod4706 I’ve heard ‘bout the jet and the tank, but I find it incredibly funny watching god-like beings getting literally roflcoptered

[@ACRocker]

I heard these 2 games run on the same engine, so it could be possible one day

[@Beepers559]

@@ACRocker one day, one day. Maybe malenia will finally know defeat at the hands of the tutorial boss

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@ACRocker I saw they ported lady maria from bloodborne (Still waiting for orphan of kos)

[@allenscott4062]

Why do they fit so well 😂

[@countdread6467]

Boss: "I walk with pride when I fight" Rock Lizards: "We keep rollin, rollin, rollin!" Man they really don't play around do they.

[@dictatorshipoverdemocracy]

Lobster video? They're the real elden lords imp

[@cronenbuilder277]

Who would have thought, Rock Lizard is the GOAT.

[@Zanemob]

I NEED THE DS1 BONEWHEELS!

[@madgaming69420]

13:25 Gideon giving a licture to rocks while they listen closely 1999 colorized

[@cartneydong390]

12:37 the most satisfying part!!

[@DuncanMaisonneuve-kk3vf]

I actually think they look kinda cute. At least when they aren’t shoving me off a cliff.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

Same, I'd keep one as a pet

[@jamesmills1155]

"Somewhere in Limgrave, a warrior known as Rick sat in his cave. Outside the walls he heard it. Granite rolling upon granite, screams of desperation, then silence. Was it a new Outer God attempting to subjugate the Lands Between? A new Tarnished, come to claim runes and power? Rick contemplated for a moment. "Can't do ALL the work. Let them handle it." Then the sounds of granite came again. Coming closer until -- Falling rubble and a neat slash marked the first casualty of the invaders. Up above, the invaders had burrowed a hole in the ceiling. One fell through first, and was split apart. The first casualty, courtesy of God's mighty sword-arm. Its wielder looked up. "Amateurs" thought Rick, as the rock lizards fell to their doom."

[@jeffdunham8926]

It only takes one to make contact

[@spencermartin3801]

13:23 Just an average day on Archdragon Peak

[@JoeGrzzly]

It's hilarious that Malenia only won because she decided to immediately go for the second nuke after getting her ass promptly handed to her.

[@P.A._Lily]

Malenia got PTSD from the last time something round rolled over her and was like, "not today."

[@leonarce10]

All these videos make me want to play dark souls 3 in elden ring

[@strandburger6353]

14:45 Nooooo