😂 he not lying about the student that show up once on a blue moon. I had a midterm last week and the class was full for the first time. The professor was like who the fuck are y’all.
@DarkadeDraken8 ай бұрын
Talk about that one student that comes once in a month of a term 😂😂
@hossammlaiha78898 ай бұрын
its me i appear every blood moon to complete the ritual of success IDK HOW I DO IT BUT am producin rezults EHEHEH
@DarkadeDraken8 ай бұрын
@@hossammlaiha7889 so your that guy that shows up once in a month of a school term huh
@sansdupree73908 ай бұрын
Me just sleep in school I’m just to lazy to do something when one of friends say Oi get up I be like nah sleep time like still lazy to this day of school
@NeckeshaSmith-k4e8 ай бұрын
Im the top student and the most absent in the whole grade
@dspace45148 ай бұрын
Nah that student that you only see on the first week is accurate. I see like a hundred people on the first month, almost crowding the building. Afterwards, I think 3/4 got kidnapped.
@nicholasserio20742 ай бұрын
True😂
@tytar21322 ай бұрын
I know your joking but 3/4 people just do classes online
@Yoyo8088 ай бұрын
Stem a cult ong😭
@jennahilton82598 ай бұрын
STEM and Poli-Sci are the two cultish groups fr
@devontetheone8 ай бұрын
band students too bruh, they all DEVIOUS 😂
@Printer9808 ай бұрын
wassup yoyo
@slidersides8 ай бұрын
Yoyo
@BraidensWorldProductions8 ай бұрын
Yo
@aizensings8 ай бұрын
I was definitely the commute to college didn’t interact with anybody and did my work and went home. I wish I would have socialized more but I had a lot going on at the time.
@KrushinKay2 ай бұрын
Socialising can be pretty hard but you could've gotten through it
@tsunami87013 күн бұрын
College kids are the worst people to talk to imo, not really missing much
@khato111Ай бұрын
I don't get the hate for the NPC. They study hard, they are disciplined, they get a first for their degree, then they go on to make bank by landing themselves a job. How is partying all the time and not giving a fuck about your degree supposed to be good?
@justapplepi327 күн бұрын
It is like crab mentality where they do not want npcs to go to higher places so they opt the path of ridicule backbiting etc because they're jealous that they're disciplined and know what to do which lacks in their lives
@hiddenstreet1723 күн бұрын
That’s crazy
@MuwaUWU17 күн бұрын
Because it doesn't promote the idiocracy that we live in, it's simple
@Onyxcats15 күн бұрын
@@MuwaUWUNice reference
@phoenixDARKprince7 ай бұрын
I was the NPC and the irrelevant questions/always have the answer student. To be fair, the questions weren't actually irrelevant, but they did slow down class sometimes because I'd make the professors think more deeply about the concept we were talking about. I've heard from people later on that they hated me in the beginning, but after they took a minute to communicate with me, they appreciated the questions I asked. So, I take that as a win.
@calebburrows52242 ай бұрын
As a student in stem i can say. We just jealous that yall have free time and your classes aren't actively trying to kill you. That superiority complex comes from the violations we receive from our classes everyday.
@4everpokemonrulez38 ай бұрын
You forgot the elitist theatre majors, the girl that’s “recovering from a hoe phase”, the “totally straight” musical theatre majors, and the stressed out nursing majors.
@KeterMexlol8 ай бұрын
watching the like number and view number go up while watching DTO is kinda a surreal experience
@Sole_x_animations8 ай бұрын
Fr😂
@tysonhill92668 ай бұрын
Despite the fact that your videos are funny as fuck😭😭. Your videos always end in such a profound way and I love it. Because it kinda shows life. Even when you’re laughing and having fun with no worries, there’s always a moral or lesson that you can learn. Always keep your eyes open for them opportunities and don’t let you social anxiety keep you from being the best you
@callowaygwin18908 ай бұрын
7:00 As a student fucked over by their counselor and dragged through the mud by work, I feel attacked. And rightfully so. Keep up the content bruhv, love your work and your energy.
@Youngee30007 ай бұрын
You're so inspiring! Thank you for existing on KZbin.
@goon57258 ай бұрын
I’ll be honest. I’m basically an NPC college dude. I don’t really try making friends because I’m focusing more on my degrees. Except, I might be in college an additional few years because one’s a transfer degree so I can go to a college with a major in video game design. Also, if anyone knows any online colleges with this major, please let me know. Because my mom doesn’t trust me to leave somewhere alone, nor anywhere far away from home.
@devolving3 ай бұрын
Oh you're just like me. I'm also going for my video game design degree. Except its called animation and Simulation design technology for me. Plus I've mostly been hanging out with my gf a lot and working in my spare time. Hard to make memories with no time
@segasonicskits8 ай бұрын
MR. BALZAK IS CRAZY!!! 6:13 😭😭😭
@lebest30627 ай бұрын
Jimmy was spitting lowkey 🤔
@Mmellow0098 ай бұрын
0:40 Ay I still wanna go to college 🎓 for the degree
@Amemji8 ай бұрын
I think this video single handed my prepared me for College/Uni. Thx DTO 😅😂🍿
@5.star_zay8 ай бұрын
6:07 "Ifykyk" I felt that fr
@VoidLegendAura8 ай бұрын
HE FORGOT THE FURRIES!!!!!
@Valentinovalentine228 ай бұрын
He didn't He just didn't wanna address em 😂😂
@slidersides8 ай бұрын
Nah, it’s called bait and the fact that you clicked on the video expecting furries then that might mean you probably are one… but that’s just a theory
@Goobis3657 ай бұрын
A game theory!
@Preston_Garvy7 ай бұрын
@@slidersides that or he’s an angry, seven-year-old they can’t rip on them 🙃
@Forgotten_blazes7 ай бұрын
Faxxxxx
@ALaniel27 ай бұрын
This video has my favourite illustration of the idea of a "teacher's pet" that I've seen so far
@tgirlegirl8 ай бұрын
I think that was more than 10 types, but I'm living for it my bro
@Superfan1098 ай бұрын
I was pretty much a mix of everything but athletic or popular lol. 😅
@IsaacChisanga-y4c8 ай бұрын
6:17 caught me off guard 😂😂😂
@Lock_98 ай бұрын
yo that boy devonte is back like he never left back like the Subway foot long 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🔥🔥
@Ramsey276one7 ай бұрын
2:18 ... *HOW*
@acoustixcs99508 ай бұрын
A swoozie video and a Devonte video in the same day? What a treat the KZbin gods have bestowed upon us. I sense a Stanley and Berto video coming in the near future 🧐
@rolandov87618 ай бұрын
I am in college and I haven’t heard of these ten types of people in college. Damn I am trying to make my college into the fullest to making it to the top
@cuhhplz_14027 ай бұрын
I was da once in a blue moon student but maintained a 3.4 GPA but my excuse is i wasnt tryna make that drive every damn day
@DarkadeDraken8 ай бұрын
6:17 😂😂😂😂😂 oh hell naw 😂😂
@KIDKOLLASUS8 ай бұрын
Yo Devonte i love yo videos man 🧡💙 Been watchin you for 3 years now
@lonekirin9057 ай бұрын
I am currently in college and there are none of these type of people as far as I'm aware. Instead of staying in the dorms I rented my own apartment where I have two mental breakdowns a day because the dorms are straight up ass.
@HandlesHaon8 ай бұрын
Thanks for giving me a glimmer of hope for my college future
@segasonicskits8 ай бұрын
0:52 Took me out ngl 💀
@Thesovran8 ай бұрын
Called out 😂😂 this was great bro
@quintonwells79358 ай бұрын
We are so good
@Fazbear_entertain8 ай бұрын
Exactly
@DarkadeDraken8 ай бұрын
7:03 same shit in my school too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@djnumba60968 ай бұрын
Perfect timing Devonte! I just got off work 😂 and love your videos brotha💪🏾
@ddiondewitt3697 ай бұрын
I was a mix between the NPC… the stoner… and the MF that NEVER showed up to class 😂😂😂🤦♂️
@5ive9ine698 ай бұрын
My boy back with another one
@JJgaming12895 ай бұрын
I remember not in college but in 3rd 20 kids never went to school until the last day and they passed
@verseelol8 ай бұрын
Make a "10 types of" series. Solid idea 🗣️🔥 Edit: the party goer has infinite cursed energy, with RCT on every single second. Not for me!
@TruthTellnTarot2115 ай бұрын
Bro, you be smoking red I’ll be smoking crack bro😂
@treyvonwalker72068 ай бұрын
lov3 your vids bro keep up the good work hope you get to 2m
@doryddarkie8 ай бұрын
Real 😂 especially those students with stict parents 😂
@DARK-PLATINUM-8 ай бұрын
Watching everything go up while watching DTO is crazy to me❤
@diegoblacutt89948 ай бұрын
7:10 That ine was TO REAL man! I have a friend exactly like that. He's still my bro tho 😎.
@yaminogame8 ай бұрын
College just sounds like High School with extra steps
@carlaprince35168 ай бұрын
I was a npc but it’s cuz I was shy☠️ and introverted but went back to college recently but I made memories and friends 🫡😂
@Jeff347568 ай бұрын
I’ve never clicked on a Notification So Damn Quick!!!!
@Bluaminations15 күн бұрын
I love devonte
@GomolemoPooe-u1g8 ай бұрын
You back from your villain ark beating up a hedgehog
@exodustaiga82118 ай бұрын
My first year in college i got into 6 fights, needless to say, i didnt go back to college
@bendygames75188 ай бұрын
4:17 answer is (crap I'm gonna get canceled) girlfriend
@Always_right1238 ай бұрын
You cannot win an argument against psychology majors its just not possible ☠️
@MultiHydralisk7 ай бұрын
I had a pretty wild time at college, but not because my time was spent non-stop partying. Rather, it was because my living situation ranged from "luxury" to "my room mate is trying to kill me". XD First year i got there, the guy i was assigned to share the dorm with dropped from college before the year even started. I got a two person room all to myself, so I used the spare bed as a couch for reading. It was pretty good. My second year, I was roommates with a quiet dude who i swear lived and breathed chinese takeout. Always had a mountain of empty boxes next to his bed and a minifridge STUFFED with noodles. He always threw the old boxes away before they went green, but always replaced them with new ones that he just ordered from the takeout place in town. The third year, my roommate was an "aspiring" artist who thought he was the next Bob Ross. I get we all have to start somewhere but this guy never took criticism well AT ALL, even when he specifically asked for it. Raged like an animal if you gave him anything less than PERFECT feedback. I didn't talk to him much. My last roommate tried to straight up kill me. The dude was keeping alcohol on campus, chopping up pills to sell in baggies to people on campus, (which he once stole my medicine to make, the jerk), and used a knife to half-slice through my laptop charging cable so when i plugged it in to charge it exploded in a burst of sparks that nearly set my bed on fire. He also slashed several items I owned as a "warning". Took him to court after making a police report. He never showed up, so I won by default along with a friend he did all this to as well. He dropped from college, but not before he turned all the furniture in our dorm upsidedown as one last dig at me. The actual college experience was pretty tame in comparison. Did the work, met some friends, and graduated. I just had no idea I would be roommates with almost literal cartoon characters at times. It was wild. XD
@Niraj-s6w8 ай бұрын
Yo a devonte the one and a chainsfr video in the same hour!!(love yo vids)
@Goat_Editz2228 ай бұрын
Member of the Mello Mafia 👇🏾
@AneitaLTАй бұрын
I was the NPC going for STEM. I just wanted to build stuff, so I came in, did classes, and went home. I eventually made friends, though. Only brought up stem if I actually build anything. (so almost never)
@RichieKubi-l6q8 ай бұрын
Im going to the university of Ghana next year
@demon4ever4827 ай бұрын
Ngl i am the once in a blue moon student and i always have good grades because i aint gon lie, i have better time learning other peoples notes than myself so i just dont come to class and ace it on the way out
@KTO2nd8 ай бұрын
The are many languages in this world Devonte has chosen to speak facts
@SaintHarris7778 ай бұрын
Yay you uploaded🎉🎉🎉🎉😁
@os_noob_eli78078 ай бұрын
I agree because the first half of my semester I skipped class did "work" and played games in my dorm with my roommate😂😂
@MythicalDirt8 ай бұрын
6:51 me
@spaghettiboi332 ай бұрын
Damn, I’m an npc
@smashkillergaming8 ай бұрын
As a double college dropout, I can definitely say that this is 100% facts. I only went to college for the experience. I honestly didn’t want that degree cause I already have a trade degree in auto maintenance so I don’t need another diploma plus I got some money in bitcoin investments so I dont need college. I’m set
@alanmakoso1115Ай бұрын
In college I was the NPC studying engineering, but I don't go bragging about STEM.
@blackqueen30295 ай бұрын
Everything he said is straight up facts😂😂😂 I finished my freshman year college and I have friends that party a lot and friends who only care about studying and their career, I trying to balance out between partying and focus on work too but it's difficult as fuck😤😩
@MTL1010-zbr8 ай бұрын
They don't have a chug jug they have a drug jug
@kamaulharrison62748 ай бұрын
this video was too funny bro keep up the good work
@Sonic-troublemaker8 ай бұрын
Everything he said was facts I have only heard truth like this form the Bible this video is facts
@daniellau9177Ай бұрын
My university life was a combo of npc + depression + gamer, with my only social interaction being Christian fellowship
@Reggie_J8 ай бұрын
6:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Drummasterjay8 ай бұрын
6:30 UC Davis is FULLLL of students just like this
@rileyanthony8 ай бұрын
I’m actually going to college for people with autism so it’s really nice as I’m the reason why it founded
@MonkeyLuffy8 ай бұрын
I want to Collect to learn new things teach myself new skills and things. Only there for one year but that’s all I need to know
@flawedandnotperfect8 ай бұрын
College is really what you make of it -Sir Devonte 'SPEAKIN FACTS' The One
@kaevonthomas43537 ай бұрын
FEELING ATTACKED WITH THE STEM MAJOR 😂😂 chill on us 😭
@KaijuLanes7 ай бұрын
Id be the person stalling the class with a stupid question. 😂
@marlonmedley62938 ай бұрын
Once again, When the world needed him the most…He returned!
@midnightraptor17967 ай бұрын
Im a fresh in college and he spitting my college has all that and an ROTC division I did it for a semester shit rocked me
@zelge_7 ай бұрын
6:27 yep sent this to my cousin PRECIATE you my boy
@THEGREATES8 ай бұрын
devonte THE ONE IS THE BEST
@OSINT-MANAGEMENT8 ай бұрын
From Devonte The 100k to Devonte The 1.5 Million. I've been on here with my older accounts. Just gonna let you know that I was here during the 100k era!
@TheSpecialGrade8 ай бұрын
The craziest part is I'm Finna go to college soon after I graduate 😭
@valindonaldson76358 ай бұрын
His name doesn't just stand for devonte he is literally the 1 the king
@Jts_theautisticdragonite_vh9fn4 ай бұрын
2:41 Why is the furry in the room!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@valmid50697 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for more hilarious content!
@nickballard33147 ай бұрын
Gotta love them, harlots. Keeping the community fun and with something to do😊
@louiswalker79508 ай бұрын
First to stop kids
@Pixsoul-bz6up8 ай бұрын
as a college student I can agree
@Drummasterjay8 ай бұрын
“You know what Jimmy” 😂😂😂😂
@Bluelion897 ай бұрын
I think I’m actually gonna like college😂😭
@Bluelion897 ай бұрын
And ngl I’m actually the npc student
@halfdead45667 ай бұрын
When I appear the party seems to start going through the hill. I passed out at six parties and will never go to college. I figured shit out, I smoke for free. The few things to figure out is that half the cops don't care, the other half just hope and pray they don't send out the dogs. Do research, life is college for free.
@redspeed199646 ай бұрын
Still waiting for a new video
@Strike-hopper7 ай бұрын
Is this kamen rider fourze 💀 lol
@MohaAmin-d2y7 ай бұрын
I have seen the low key students before I feel sorry for them because they sometimes have no friends or don’t want friends
@thomas-thomas-7 ай бұрын
Bro forgot bout the dropout who thought they were ready for college but ain't