10 types of fans at shows

Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?

[@Adam-ce3wc]

"this is sparta" guys and "don't hurt me" guys are usually right next to each other

[@chelseagrinfan1]

the irony is great in that isnt it xD

[@bigp1453]

I mosh like that sometimes

[@berioldir68]

@@bigp1453 it has nothing to do with moshing. it's ok at hardcore concerts or something, cause thats where they belong. but not at a metal show.

[@lewisxiii2593]

omg lol

[@Squee_666_9]

Hahaha

[@vaibhavtomar20]

I've heard stoners scream "Go Metallica" at an Iron Maiden concert.

[@raskullsshako]

Ah crap here we go again

[@darkmind1728]

Vaibhav Tomar what the fark

[@waterproof4403]

I burst out into laughter

[@waterproof4403]

🤣

[@leepictoadboi2514]

BrUh....

[@StuntmanDanHemi]

You forgot the "I know all the lyrics" guy, singing along to EVERY song lol

[@ayran9273]

thats me ı guess

[@benedikt9744]

That's totally me

[@edvardmar5303]

And me...

[@luckyhydratv]

...slowly raises hand

[@raskullsshako]

*raises hand triumphantly*

[@lit4960]

Unimpressed douce is a security guard

[@petrugiurcaneanu7101]

LITV ʜᴅ once i was a Security guard windmilling at a show.

[@nehemiahzo_]

They have to be serious and intimidating. It’s their job

[@SunnyD420]

@@nehemiahzo_ You should tell that to the security guard they show in Led Zeppelin's live Since I've Been Loving You video.

[@nehemiahzo_]

Bradley Filley it’s cool to not always be uptight, but still enforce the rules

[@watwrongwichu2578]

Some security guards be going wild headbanging aswell

[@tripleshits]

You forgot the guy who has his phone out for the whole show

[@Sabretoothsquirrel]

Fuck that guy!

[@tripleshits]

Lol ikr

[@SangNguyen-uz4pb]

:)))

[@qwertydog9795]

AKA the people Corey Taylor has absolutely no tolerance for. XD

[@mrglaciator]

In 90% of time i push those people into the pit xD

[@someguyig5669]

You forgot about the dude who just stands there and nods his head.

[@TheReturningGoat]

Headbangers

[@Liquidcat_123]

I’m the guy that just stands there and nods his head

[@mitolist]

@@Liquidcat_123 all concert 😁🤘

[@kakarrotcake6991]

Wasn’t that the stoner impression?

[@ashg9023]

Me?

[@justinh_fitness3802]

You forgot the 7 foot guy, who’s there by himself, for no reason but to stand directly in front of you. And you can’t move around him because you’re surrounded in reasonably sweat Hispanic dudes with vapes and gages

[@foottoast4235]

Or I'm just unlucky lol

[@BiancaGibson]

Or with massive hair that brings them to 7 feet.

[@thegreatestfartofalltime6448]

Oh god this hit home

[@justmytwocents5166]

Just be taller next time, it’s not that difficult. Jk jk I’m the giant that always pisses people off and I totally get it. I try to stay further back though. And I’m usually with people. At shows that aren’t jam packed there’s always a little pocket of empty space behind me hahah

[@LadySeraphineCC]

Man.... I'm 4'11.... That's every other human in the room taller than that 😩

[@dorienrose9982]

How about the, "I know this is an Ed Sheeran concert but I am going to crowd surf" guy.

[@LichKingSkullWart]

Should be one for quietly but viciously nodding your head in approval in the background.

[@FadirDungeon]

+Gore Bag Yes. YEEEES.

[@isaacskelton7609]

+Gore Bag Thats me

[@JoaoKorreiaa]

+Gore Bag I'm one of those. but inside I'm the "fuck i love these guys". Really need to let myself loose next concert

[@jesselogan3268]

Gore Bag, well . . . shit

[@marinela8933]

EXACTLY

[@ultimatum1895]

the THIS IS SPARTA people worry me severely

[@tristanr1823]

They remind me of the kids at school who think they are in an anime

[@dirmenss3574]

Then i guess i should be concerned about my self

[@michaelmacvittie6977]

They always kill the mosh pit

[@sl0th259]

No karate in the pit

[@nikol3442]

I have seen them even on a punk concert.

[@torygrima]

Jared u forgot one guy... The 'this is a great time for a conversation' guy. U know the one screaming 'how was your day' at the top of his lungs, confusing everyone around him

[@trippingwithjesse9837]

i know im 5 years late but you missed" knows every lyric guy" and "Im only here cause my friends got me a ticket guy"

[@alexandershaer1079]

Tripping with Jesse the second one would be the unimpressed douch

[@howtodisappearcompletely627]

‘’I’m only here bc my friends got me a ticket’’ is 100% me

[@corndogjoe7860]

@@howtodisappearcompletely627 I'm the guy who gives the tickets to everyone

[@jesse29barton]

don't forget the pit warlord that tries to murder everyone in the pit. omg or the pit medic hahaha

[@kianac420]

Pit Medic XD yes. Thank god for them.

[@WarriorWithin111]

PIT MEDIC! PHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!! XD I remember one time in a circle pit at an Unearth show I slipped on a plastic beer glass and almost fell, but managed to stay on my feet and was about to keep going. But instantly, the second I slipped, a huge guy pulls me out of the pit and was like "You okay? Everything good? You need to be careful bro, the floor is slippery." You can tell those kinds of guys play supports for their teams in video games :D

[@MysticWolfMusic]

Jesse Barton Holy crap yes. I once saw a guy get his nose broken by some idiot swinging his arms and legs around like a helicopter in a circle pit xD

[@skilldeadly8888]

I'm the pit medic. I always run to pick people up and spread people out if there is a pile up or a injury. Like to see everyone have a good time.

[@mrglaciator]

Pit medic :'D

[@mophead0766]

Wait where's the "knows every lyric" guy? Because I have met quite a few of them, and I am one.

[@tulobiero9176]

Yeah, I met a guy who knows by heart even the warm-up bands' songs

[@srinjoymukherjee1554]

me too

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

lol i literally know every lyric to songs before i go to a concert with the songs.

[@howardjohnhoward]

Dj Faulkner me too

[@GiAnNaPTO]

Dj Faulkner So do I!

[@Sockmanof04]

“This is Sparta” is basically the entirety of Black Metal and Slipknot pits. With 2-3 “don’t hurt me”s

[@tinaxvp]

This is sparta is just what hardcore kids are

[@l0nesomeb0nesome82]

t i n a x v p xStraightEdgex

[@noahbonanno6783]

Idk what kinda black metal concerts your going to. This is Sparta is mostly all in the hardcore scene

[@noahbonanno6783]

@@tinaxvp why do you guys find elbows and kick to people's faces amusing?

[@txckerm2627]

I mean like last slipknot concert I went to no one was head banging or anything just the band playing

[@mzr.3620]

1:13 so you think you can dance? Sid: Yes! _(Speaks in Metal)_

[@Stormfire1777]

Starts dancing like an alien

[@TheSusBus_191]

Omg the alien dialect when Corey was bouncing around like a kid with a happy meal. Slipknot is all around such a funny band. P.s: Has anyone stopped to realize that Sid's job is to do literally whatever he wants? Lucky! 🤘🏻

[@Moroi92]

And people think ya can't dance to metal. They clearly haven't seen Sid

[@hollierobyn4985]

I'm normally the smallest person at a concert so I'm the 'please don't hurt me' guy 😂

[@lucakeltie2491]

Hollie Robyn went to black sabbath in June with my dad walking through the crowd to get to my seat I'm the please don't hurt me times ten

[@gracytoyschultz4416]

same

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

Me too! High five! We can be tiny people together :3

[@yogiyahya8341]

Mine was "so you think you can dance?" Guy XD

[@sabarnachatterjee5918]

and at the end of concert - its thr last one - old dude

[@deaconblooze1]

I've seen 'That one old dude' at every concert I've ever been to. You see him drunkenly jamming out to whatever is playing on the PA before the show even starts. Usually shirtless.

[@bradleyspinks7922]

1:45 was literally me at my first Rammstein gig

[@cactus3677]

Hahahahahahaha probs me in a few years. But I do really love them😅🤘🏻

[@OSiE_3150]

Where's the Yells All The Lyrics fan Cos that's me, unfortunately

[@KappaKiller108]

Usually on the ground next to the "Punch dudes who ruin the song for me" guy

[@araf5208]

Me too

[@mfitzburger5137]

Congrats on being a legitimate reason why concerts aren't as much fun as they should be, I guess.

[@Demisearts]

oh god.....

[@goingtotahiti]

That's me

[@Aaronian99]

Im a mix between "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!!@#$%^&&" and "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME"

[@BauhausBarbie]

SAME!

[@fairlydoomedsoul3122]

I was never at a concert by far but I would be exactly like this

[@KostisPlayz]

SAME

[@Noname-gh3sq]

THE Cocaine Man???

[@inkajantti9917]

Same here

[@veronicagilman4545]

in reality these all are a time line . we're all of these at one point during the concert

[@jonasbeise8910]

Veronica Gilman your not wrong

[@WhiteStars12]

Even the old dude?

[@LordSrom]

Memetallica3209 When you're standing up for several hours I think you are xD

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Im only the omg i love these guys and waiting for the headliner In best instances also this is sparta

[@brunopetrini5174]

“This is Sparta”=“Karate kid” No karate in the pit

[@wintershock]

I usually just end up being that short girl that is scared but is still having a good time somehow.

[@Visidium]

Too bad there isn't a "Headbanging to anything that sounds good" one.

[@spiritualleprosy5159]

That one is me except when the band I actually want to see comes I go all crazy

[@Ishin69]

+Spiritual Leprosy515 me too lol

[@moonseeker8765]

For the first band yes. Then my neck hurts extremely and I stop it until the band I actually was there for comes ;D

[@Garith000]

+Villainy or the "we party to sound check" guys that get there two hours early

[@GlenTropile]

+Garith Jonez I was gonna say that one lol. That's usually me. The first time was out of ignorance, I showed up when it said doors open, but hey, it was my first show and I come from the home Havelock Country Jamboree. We don't have metal shows, let alone anyone who knows anything about them. I did pretty good for no guide. Ever since that first Strapping Young Lad show, I have become the Virgil to many heavy metal Dantes in my town.

[@bluesmiles5]

I'm a mix of the please don't hurt me and the OMG I love this band xD

[@tjarway4555]

same

[@AbnormalArtNerd]

Same

[@carlanuttall8772]

Me

[@3_4_1]

So, you basically try to run as fast as possible away from the stage while screaming "YEEEEEEAHH, That´s my favourite song FUCKERS!"

[@FSRides]

too

[@raskullsshako]

People: you can’t dance to metal. Sid Wilson: 1:12

[@Pirategod23]

Pussy

[@knotletis]

That’s basically how Ivan was when I saw Five Finger Death Punch last month

[@vhsgabriel3556]

sid finds a way to dance to everything

[@miss.7656]

😂😂😂

[@kyrieeleison4990]

😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😄😅😆😊🤔🙄😑😶😴😌😝😜😛😭😢😭😢🤧🧐🤭🤫🤓🤥😈👿👹👺💀👽

[@sihtam7612]

You've forgotten the Headbang Machine aka me

[@andrewg7576]

Same here. I have had hats and glasses fly off my head and I usually have to hold onto something so I dont get super disoriented and fall over. Surprised I haven't given myself whiplash.

[@andrewg7576]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6O4qnmBbamhnNU Starting about 1:00 - The All or Nothing. Only he does an entry level version. Needs more windmill or figure 8 along with more kneck movement.

[@mitolist]

And me🤘

[@nehemiahzo_]

And then after the concert: *the headache*

[@tevster1316]

Represent!

[@calebheney302]

I am Sparta should be called the guy that ruins mosh pits

[@laidchicken]

Exactly

[@georgehennon2105]

All you gotta do is ruin him then! Trust me, most people are on your side.

[@laidchicken]

There's a certain level when it gets ridiculous. I'm trying to put together a battle jacket myself, but I wasn't intending on putting a zillion studs and shit with it, haha.

[@zacharylevier2235]

CROWD KILLING FOR THE WIN.

[@Hijahal]

whats a song ? This is sparta

[@lilcreature4006]

im just the basic headbanger, nothing special

[@bryanveevee5975]

Represent!!

[@suicide_reaper714]

Hell yeah

[@InkylikestodrawFreezingPaint]

I found my people

[@gamesandsoftwares1441]

Okay found my spot

[@kurtcobain3426]

I am definetly the " OMG i love you guys" guy

[@ron3445]

YES!!!

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Me at Ensiferum

[@fueledbypaintwater]

Same

[@luigirinaldi4744]

Me too

[@ellis.c8821]

I'm "please dont hurt me" and "so you think you can dance"

[@someguy4853]

One day i'm going to be that old dude

[@ToniCraftShow]

I'd like to know at what age you are considered "old" at a show. I might be pushing it.

[@SaadRKhan]

@@ToniCraftShow can you balance on two feet?

[@ToniCraftShow]

@Wordsto Know cool, I have some time.

[@jaydawg2990]

Metal 4 Life

[@mrgoodbehavebruh6436]

every one is just think off that

[@didi1232001]

Please Don't Hurt Me is actually me at every concert

[@joshleyforever]

Paramore :3 👌👌👍👍

[@AlexanderL23]

Haha same

[@scazdog]

Me at Muse

[@Zatsumaster]

+SapphirePsychoJeager especially if you're wearing glasses... man this shit is expensive and i need em

[@mgrnge]

#teamseating

[@vojtatomasik8400]

When 'please don't hurt me' and 'this is sparta' meet...

[@colonelhermesl.1710]

Proud to be the OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS fan! Always in the first row, always cheering! Metal should be friendship and brotherhoods

[@Pur3ScarsVII]

You forget the "I don't want to have any fun but I record the whole concert" guy

[@alanovski.]

i am very ashamed to be the please don't hurt me guy ha...

[@alanovski.]

that's what i did at the Cannibal Corpse show last week in my town. don't regret it a single bit though some girl got hurt there

[@Shadowfox-ms5hh]

dibble the funny I've seen all these types of people at metal concerts I'm usually either the camera guy or I love the band guy

[@logwind]

I ended up that guy at a vein show. jesus.

[@likelytofollowin4thgear314]

Same

[@likelytofollowin4thgear314]

Or I just like to watch.... WTF ARE MY EMOTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@orphanrafferty1955]

1:46 First time i saw Slipknot after like, 15+ years into their carreer

[@vampire-p]

You forgot “The Awkward Newbie”: The one who doesn’t exactly know what to do, since it’s the first show they’ve been to, but is still enjoying themselves anyway. (Aka me at the BVB and Asking Alexandria show in February lol)

[@fahmidasultana2802]

Woah! Another BVB army!!!

[@perriestyles839]

Aka me in Bmth show

[@MurderedHer0es]

Me

[@humanpotato4990]

Wow a another BVB fan!!!! Thank the lord

[@misakoichiguro1651]

Haha that was me at a BFMV show last year

[@loadouts5678]

Forgot the drunk guy who yells at the band from 70 feet away and tells everyone in a circle pit to sit down

[@oliolioxincrii1730]

Loadouts Ha ikr

[@makingthemostoutofnothing1256]

is he in a sauna?

[@Sigma200O]

💨

[@andythedrummer9642]

Sauna is best sooo

[@kata2914]

I was thinking about the same thing...

[@Squee_666_9]

Dont worry about it

[@jakethepillowsnake4098]

I wondered the same thing.

[@goodgoy7363]

Whiskey and You think you can dance. I probably should stop...

[@WhiteCranK]

xD

[@jgStormChase]

Nah mate enjoy yaself

[@IntoTheEternity]

That’s me as well haha!

[@pepsicola2796]

i like how his one outfit accurately represents all of them

[@deathcats6445]

He forgot about that one person that starts fights in the mosh pits, or the one person that over head bangs/jumps, and they look like their neck is just going to snap off their body(me BTW)

[@whatcolorisdeath1266]

Me irl

[@MrKazukaoO]

those are the "This is Sparta" guys, all of em

[@BauhausBarbie]

Lol me too

[@hibro2596]

Death Cats so you’re the one who fuckin tramples me when I fall lol!

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

Sadly, I'm the one who waits for the headliner.

[@wsdfnkefjps1513]

Poser?

[@bandolierboy1908]

He's not a poser if he's just waiting for the headliner

[@iceydaywalker9198]

u suck

[@vladimyrmorris6554]

Billy Cobb how is that sad? The only time i liked both acts was one time when MM opened for Rob Zombie. I liked both acts equally.

[@jedisok13]

vladimyr morris Then you need to go to more shows pal. Also your taste in music sucks ass.

[@missjayspeechley9213]

You forgot "the sardine", when the venue is so packed you can't move. Personally I'm either a "sardine", or a "so you think you can dance". Except I know I can't, but that doesn't stop me

[@sidthejovian5105]

Omfg I literally died inside 🤣🤣😂

[@polmartincarmona2705]

1:12 lol i died😂😂😂

[@shuheihisagi7514]

Ayyy 69th like

[@AdhiPambudi]

Still better top ten list than WatchMojo 😅😅😅

[@otiddiclvx]

yeah because +WatchMojo is completely a shit

[@AdhiPambudi]

pramudito agree

[@michellelehky2374]

Matt Santoro is better than WatchMojo, and he just copies their shit.

[@karceex1]

A shopping list is better than their lists.

[@BBHSN98]

It's like the Buzzfeed of KZbin

[@CR3ATIVEx]

Oh I'm definitely the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" one. :D

[@sawyerh.923]

I go from "waiting for the headliner" to that one in a matter of seconds.

[@wimpman94]

I've been that "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" dude so many times lol no regrets

[@thelstandsforlesbian2091]

***** Samee

[@TRtherocknroller]

Yup

[@TipsyRiver]

Sn1pZzx I'm about to be that guy. I mean, who else can you be on a Blind Guardian concert? ...Maybe the stoner, but with a bigger smile and a little more energy.

[@cherrybomb86]

I've never ever smoked anything in my life but I'm 100% the stoner

[@samanthaadams619]

I hear that. I have this mellow vibe that I seem stoner-ish, even despite the fact that I'm stone cold sober at almost all times.

[@blakeolsen2782]

@@samanthaadams619 that must suck

[@broondjongen]

0:17 Every Warped Tour mosh pit

[@lormackk]

why am I all of these

[@meusana3681]

all of us have been or will atleast be all of these some point in our life

[@pseudoluminary6883]

so your that one old dude?

[@lormackk]

Twenty one chemical panics yes

[@pseudoluminary6883]

Lor XD i'm this is sparta cause i do everything he does on that part

[@beatriztrigo729]

lol how are you "this is Sparta!" and "please don't hurt me" at the same time?

[@brandonrenzbr]

lol im a mix of this is sparta and omg i love these guys

[@PEASANTTOAKING]

+Jared Dines man, this is metal!

[@DrunkDuckXD]

hahaha same here, less of the limb thrashing and more straight moshing though.

[@p5ych0_w1tch]

+Brandon Renz same! (+stoner.. sometimes...)

[@brandonrenzbr]

+Jared Dines Yess!!!

[@brandonrenzbr]

+Vince Brown straight moshings always the best!

[@nyelbaig]

at 0:47 looks like he's tickling balls

[@mysoundtomultiply]

insightful

[@abnormal1152]

Lmfao yea

[@simonepal45]

I'm definitely the waiting for the headliner and omg i love these guys

[@imnoexpert1926]

You forgot "the headbanger" guys who just sit up front and headbang and or the guys with the long hair that swing it in a circle (can't think of the name for that)

[@ChristopherRoss.]

The Barrier Huggers and Windmills. I'm a barrier hugger myself, lol.

[@HellAngel275]

The "Headbang until your brain falls out". Yeah i'm one of those x).

[@SebastesMarinus]

It's called "the Helicopter".

[@coreybest6887]

Headbang until internal decapitation, that's me haha

[@adriantomo5688]

It's not the helicopter. It's called windmill, usually done by brutal death metallers

[@GodDoesntCry]

I'm the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" fan XD

[@adrenaline_.7131]

+TAKATOOSE lol

[@sergeantsilly5239]

+TAKATOOSE me too xD

[@goththique]

Same LOL

[@emmyjay3738]

Same. Screaming my head off with a big grin.

[@sexyadolf6136]

lol i'm the plz don't hurt me guy) i love concerts but always afraid of places with a lot of people :0

[@katherineshults604]

Feeling down but watching this . Just got me laughing and feeling better 😂😂😂 thank you

[@perojalenarddeniel5574]

I'm "This is sparta" when its my favorite song

[@vasserx3208]

I'm sooooooo "please don't hurt me" and "omg i love these guys" 😂😂😂😂

[@hashbrownz1999]

I'm the unimpressed douche. not because i'm unimpressed, or a douche, but because i don't feel comfortable flailing myself around in a crowd of people.

[@switch2704]

No one asked, and no one cares !

[@The1975mvm]

+Joshisswitch The description says ''Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?'' you chicken nugget.

[@azerix4168]

Yeah well I have social anxiety and I managed it yesterday in my first show. If everyone else is goin mental no-one will judge you for doin the same

[@donorl8701]

+tyler burtcher isn't that basically the "Please Don't Hurt Me" guy

[@hashbrownz1999]

Stirling He Hurt me plenty, I'm just afraid of hurting others lol

[@mel_pnw]

YES! Spot on. Thank you for that laugh today.

[@asangisamuel9505]

Dude I love your videos make's me feel better love it

[@Monolith64]

"just waiting until the headliner"is me at practically every show nowadays lmao

[@More-ql9uy]

i am the "omg i love these guys" and "i'm waiting for the headliner" haha 😂! you are amazing!

[@borbeth9677]

me too

[@kurumitokisaki2095]

YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[@lauraromo8526]

Oh man!!! I love you videos!!! They are so funny and awesome, keep up the good work!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@Kinenhi]

'So you think you can dance' actually made me giggle out loud, but I loved 'this is sparta' as an excellent example of 'no karate in the pit' XD

[@Sabbathfaax]

Everybody at the Vancouver Iron Maiden concert were omg I love these guys Lol

[@Voyevoda911]

I'm a guitarist and I totally do not like when people would do the shred fingers in front of me as close as they could. lolol

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

I'm a combination between Shred till you're dead, OMG I love these guys!!! and Whiskey is Good.

[@gicady]

I am the please don't hurt me guy , definently.

[@nickkohlmann]

Ah you'll get there mate. At least not the guy pushing and kicking and hitting everyone, constantly annoying them

[@champagnpapi800]

You missed JumpdafakUpers (Jumping for the whole show)

[@b00zyR]

pogo?

[@ViolettSchafLP]

Spit it out? ;D

[@car-style-bazooka]

+ViolettSchafLP nice Slipknot reference m9

[@bleach0708]

+ViolettSchafLP sounds about right!

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Call them Soulfliers. You know why.

[@The88shrimp]

you forgot the #yoloswagomgIwenttothatconcert fans, you know the ones that just stand there with their phones pointed at the stage.

[@naty2597]

When me and my friends were high school students we were: "The Shred 'til your dead head" "OMG we love these guys" and "This is sparta" lolol Now we are just: "Whiskey is good" and headbanging hard obviously lmao plus we almost never use our phone just enjoy the wonderful sounds

[@chloegordon1716]

1:47 That would me me.

[@Kebabscout]

You forgot the front row windmiller.

[@GokuGX]

+Kebabscout ROFL

[@jonfleet2457]

dammit, front row windmiller. stop it.

[@0249er]

Fun story I was at reading last year main stage watching ffdp when it turned into a pretty brutal mosh like I'm not a small guy and love it but I was even like wtf is this sow a tiny 5ft girl as the wall of death was opening in the middle with nothing but fully grown men around and most of the girls had gone or not that many came in the first place but anyway I was thinking should I go help her she's gonna die in the middle then suddenly she charges at me and punches me in the eye when I was leaving to go back to camp some 6ft guy in front of me was telling his friend about a 5ft girl who ran out of nowhere and pushed him over I think she deserves to be famous

[@XxCherryT21xX]

lol

[@zeldakirk8568]

SHE’S A LEGEND 😍

[@rylanddenson7952]

0249er brutal mosh and ffdp should never be used in the same sentence

[@intralimpidus6216]

That was awkward to read. Learn to use commas and full stops.

[@AweEmperorofChickenKilling]

Proper punuctaion is super metal,

[@thegrc6459]

I went to see TheOffspring and I was lucky enough to snag some 1st row spots because at that concert it was first come first serve. To my right there was a “this is Sparta guy” and to my left was a “smoking weed and drinking beer is a good combination guy”. I still got to enjoy the show but I walked out of there with a bruised rib and a cut on my cheekbone. It was still the night of my life

[@CuttinChris]

We were always the stoner crowdbashing this is sparta whiskey group of friends at shows. Lots and lots of fights and some of the best times ever. Even if you left bruised and bloody as long as you threw it right back at them it was one hell of a time!

[@lolh4x]

I don't see what's wrong with just standing there watching the band play. I've seen Between the Buried and Me live four times and I always try and get the best seat to watch Blake and Dan play(drummer and bassist) because they are so fucking good.

[@mattmanbrownbro]

There's nothing wrong. According to the video, we are all assholes. :)

[@mojolito]

I believe there's a difference between people standing still and watching a show and people who try to look as bored as possible while watching a show. If you think that they are "so fucking good" then you won't probably look unimpressed while seeing them.

[@cheosamad216]

Just don't do it at any show where it's anything sort Barrier/Villians kinda vibe. Found out the hard way that you get punched in the face for watching the band play because 'not swinging your arms like an autistic fuck face is gay.'

[@cheosamad216]

Matthew Brown Yeah, I started going to shows in New York instead, still has douches like that but not as bad, some of the shows I went to there have been pretty awesome. Seeing Periphery in NYC in 2 months. Can't wait.

[@mattmanbrownbro]

I'm a mosher, but there's a correct way to start a mosh and punching isn't it. Usually I end up shoulder bumping someone 2 or 3 times to see if they respond. If not, then no mosh. I think that's pretty respectful.

[@VanLanen]

I guess the "please don't hurt me" one can also be the "i want to pit, but those fucking hardcore dancers", if you have that one it's complete. By the way, how weird was it to record this one?

[@andrewstace4557]

me at any non pop-punk show

[@ramadnazhif7301]

***** Did you remember him ?

[@cheosamad216]

Trae Dillahay I have recently found that going to the front and starting a real pit is way more fun.

[@LeMortalPanda]

My favorite type of pit is the circle pit... So when their is this fucking emo douchebag punching the air in the middle of the circle pit i get so mad!

[@Thallamus]

I don't get all the hate on hardcore dancing, It's a part of hardcore. It's understandable if there's someone hardcore dancing at a metal show, thats not okay. But hardcore dancing is totally acceptable in hardcore,metalcore and deathcore shows.(maybe slam metal too)

[@jerod9117]

Just waiting for the headliner guy: “yeah they’re good, Alright”

[@zigah6729]

You're a legend, Jare Dines! I bow to you!!

[@AsWeAllFallOfficial]

You should do 10 types of Keyboardists/Keyboard players at concerts: 1. The classic-ly trained one (hella complex, plays every part) 2. The One note player (Strings) 3. The "I act like I'm playing, but it's really just samples and I press play" 4. The "Oh I'm not plugged in" 5. The "I'm louder than everyone else" 6. The "Super complicated Synth Player" (Keytarist) 7. "I'm a keyboardist, but I'm also THE second main vocalist" 8. The I have so much gear, but I only use one piece for this whole set 9. The "Yes I have a keyboard, but I rarely play and I go batshit crazy" 10. The "Nope, he didn't show up, but we have all his parts on this iPod for playback"

[@k3nt1p4nd4]

What about "The dude who jumps" kind of fans? And "The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"? 'CauseI'm those two!

[@MenteColectiva]

Velcro DeClue I'm too! I remember jumping so high in an Opeth show that I almost landed with my crotch on some dude's back.

[@spineyrequiem]

Join the club... at Delain (yeah, not especially hardcore, a friend invited me) I was jumping and headbanging so hard that in a fairly packed venue, the guy behind me took a step back and no-one filled the gap. I'm told. I was a bit disorientated, and just noticed that I seemed to be jumping on his feet less.

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

You, sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar. If we ever bump into each other at a show, remind me to buy you a pint!

[@jldibiase]

Yeah, count me in on the "guy who sings the whole show" :-)

[@mattpechous1]

Im the Whiskey is Good which turns me into the The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"?

[@margyoan97]

Old guys at rock and metal concerts... You have my deepest respect.

[@phenny2812]

Looking like a GTA5 character out here 😂😂😂🤪 love ya jared

[@christopherhernandez8951]

u miss the faker and i'm here cuz of friends xD

[@christopherhernandez8951]

but technically r the same :v

[@antoniakontogianni557]

Benjamin not exactly. i brought my friend once at a concert and she didn't even try to pretend to like the music. instead she started reading a book. The last thing i remember is that she was near a moshpit it was still hilarious

[@cassandravanmeter304]

nothing lmaooo

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

nothing i know that feel, but most of the time, they are either waiting for the headliner, whiskey is good or you think you can dance people.

[@if5248]

Me at a breaking benjamin concert my friend dragged me to....people were offended bc I didn't know the lyrics😂

[@ProfessionalGreifer]

I'd be a mix of OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and don't hurt me. Cuz I'd be stoked to see my fave band, but I'm relatively short and don't want to get swept up in a mosh pit or lost in the crowd.

[@Veraina98]

Literally me

[@AlyssElectric]

Me at almost every show lol

[@TheIronDragonBrigade]

Yep this is definitely me! I do a lot of "Waiting for the headliner" because normally I only come for the 1 band.

[@undiscoveredabyssofyoursou8665]

+Digital Screams What deadmau5 has to do with metal XDD :P

[@ProfessionalGreifer]

UndiscoveredAbyssOfYourSoul92TexasDayIsEstate Nothing much I guess but I like EDM and hard rock all the same :3

[@cristinavalenta1576]

Your videos are soo fun!

[@suttercane777]

These old videos are gold)

[@iwrestleweebs2096]

the guys that goes into moshpit with beer so people slip because it and break their necks

[@jakekorus8749]

lmao so true

[@TheIronDragonBrigade]

I was on the edge of a pit once and people were spilling beer all over us non-moshers.

[@iwrestleweebs2096]

TheIronDragonBrigade glad to hear that there are nice guys in pit.

[@bleach0708]

I would probably be the Please Don't Hurt Me one...

[@thisusernameisunavailable5097]

Isabelle Metcalfe Yeah me too, I'm a short girl and I'd be freaking out lol. x')

[@lorrenzzothemagnificent3195]

same

[@hazelbourget8347]

I'm a 5.3 guy and I'm always like "DON'T HURT ME D: " ._.

[@noahs2233]

Hazel Bourget Same

[@VosovioYTC]

I'm 6 feet and I'd still be the please don't hurt me one

[@LemaaA]

I was a mix of "shred 'til you're dead head" and "please don't hurt me!" At Cradle of Filth's concert earlier this week. It was my first time seeing them live and they were epic \m/

[@gabeockermandrums]

The waiting for headliner is so me!! 😂🤣

[@upcyclebuilders319]

I have played a lot of shows in my time, and your videos are absolutely hilarious. This may be the best one. Actually made me laugh out loud at work. So thanks...

[@jeffreelane7611]

+Jared Dines absolutly dead XD im the stoner lol

[@GigiGuitar]

I think that the first one could be "the progger" standing looking closely to the drummer and counting the beat with his progger buddies lol

[@Luissv72]

I'm somewhere between OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and THIS IS SPARTA!

[@Killcupidsaaki17]

I have been, dont hurt me, i love these guys, and so you think you dance simultaneously