100 % Blind Reaction to Team Fortress 2: Meet them all cinematics!!

[@DRMalliVT]

Wow this video getting attention so ahem…. Shameless self plug I DO REACT TO THESE LIVE ON TWITCH SO CHECK ME OUT!!! ..(I feel cringe self promoting lol)

[@pokebronyborn]

Fun fact! Heavy mentions that it costs $400,000 to fire his gun (Sasha) for 12 seconds, and his clip ends with him firing it for exactly 12 seconds

[@andreassmed2255]

I went back and checked just to be sure. It actually does!

[@DRMalliVT]

@@pokebronyborn love the details

[@lunatic-k5209]

There’s go 400,000

[@rayanderson5797]

$400,000 well spent!

[@Iamnotahumanish]

And scout would also roast heavy for that in domination voice line (finally not roasting heavy with him being "fat" or his sandvich)

[@Theboss12039]

12:27 And spy still has the best your mother line ever because he has evidence of the fact.

[@fireblast133]

Scout doesn’t drink Red Bull. Nah man, he drinks Bonk! Atomic Punch. A single can contains 10000% the daily recommended sugar, 4000% the daily caffeine, and is radioactive. It is actually advertising on the can in game it’s now 33% MORE radioactive.

[@DRMalliVT]

@@fireblast133 i need that for my gym workouts

[@fireblast133]

@@DRMalliVT 9 kilos of sugar and 16 grams of caffeine? Per can at that

[@DRMalliVT]

@@fireblast133 for the PR new records shall be made!!! my death remembered

[@aquilesgarciaperez5918]

​@@DRMalliVTbut HEY! That drink can Make you Invulnerable to Damage For like, 7 or 8 seconds. There Is ALSO a Variant of the Bonk! It's the Crit-a-Cola, a purple Bonk drink that Instead of Making you Invulnerable, It Buffs 33% of Your base Damage For 7 seconds.

[@pokebronyborn]

8:48 "can he rocket jump?" Oh, oh my sweet summer child. Soldier TF2 may not have invented the rocket jump, (that goes to QUAKE iirc) but he is the one who made its insane legacy. He has an unlockable weapon literally called "The Rocket Jumper" that exists explicitly to help you practice it.

[@Dougthickadome]

No no no, Abraham Lincoln invented the rocket jump. Get it right

[@berryAsda]

And even then, Team Fortress born as a Quake mod, so it would make sense they had it

[@thetrung2312]

@@Dougthickadome that in the lore but irl team fortress was a quake mod

[@Twisted_Logic]

​@@DougthickadomeNah, Shakespericles, the strongest writer to ever live, invented rocket jumping. Along with multi-story buildings and America. Abraham Lincoln invented stairs some 300 years later. As for real life, I'm pretty sure the first game to have rocket jumping was actually Marathon (and RoTT). Predating Quake by two years

[@Dougthickadome]

@Twisted_Logic yeah your right. I got my important historical figures mixed up

[@patricklatham3897]

The Spy is actually Scout's biological father. And thanks to weird tech and stuff, there are at least two of each character, one per team, running around and killing each other, just to settle a property dispute between two brothers fighting over their inheritance and are unable to compromise, let alone share.

[@vitaliypiasta7837]

"I wonder if it's still relevant to this day"... Fun Fact, TF2 fans made a petition "Save Team Fortress 2" and sent it to Valve. And it was recently. So yeah, it's pretty much alive and kicking.

[@SyxxPunk]

One of the oldest in this genre we have called Hero Shooters, but the sheer personality in all the characters, despite the plain outfits, makes them so interesting.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Also invented the payload gamemode

[@sykamoreva9803]

TF2 is also famous for offering quite a few alternatives and additives to said plain outfits

[@BHuang92]

And the best part of TF2 is that it refuses to die!!!!!

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

That one comment about "Pyro is supposedly the only girl" Uh, no. The whole point of the Pyro is that we don't know what "it" is. They intentionally gave Pyro both masculine and feminine traits, items, and misdirect us whenever question about Pyro identity show up. We aren't even sure if Pyro is human if we take all the Halloween cosmetics into account. They may be a joke, but the supernatural are real in the TF2 world.

[@Bondrewd__21]

The world, where eye of a Demoman just decided to choose violence. Yeah, I can believe that he secretly an evil incarnate with amnesia(if we take into account that he was able to build one of most successful businesses in the world in a span of few months, and all know that corporates are usually really evil places)

[@aquilesgarciaperez5918]

It could be an Alien, a Demon, a Eldrich Horror, o Even Worse. . . .but One thing Is sure. DO NOT! MESS! WITH! ENGIE! WHEN PYRO! IS! NEAR!

[@matthewkreps3352]

​@aquilesgarciaperez5918 yeah. Pyro does not like when people mess with her roommate.

[@aosuomi]

The subtitles even say "He’s not here, is she?"

[@Iamnotahumanish]

@@aquilesgarciaperez5918 pybro is coming for spy real not clickbait

[@zileantimekeeper7464]

Sad lore for heavy. He and his family where in a gulag and heavy lost his father who made a revolt and sacrifice himself to let his family escape. Now heavys family (mom and 3 sisters) are in a random cabit in the cold far away to keep them safe. Also fun fact heavy sends around 90% of his money to his family and oly keep what he needs to live in america. He also hide the fact hes russian as it 1970s era usa.

[@DRMalliVT]

@@zileantimekeeper7464 based heavy

[@spudmuffin2688]

@@DRMalliVT also he has a phd in Russian literature

[@caramelcandys]

Ironic considering tf2 takes place in the late 60’s to mid 70’s

[@samdoorley6101]

These videos started coming out 14 years ago, and they still go hard AF. They pack more personality into these shorts than any other game does in teasers, trailers or in game quotes combined. AND they're educational in that they demonstrate what each class does, giving you some insight into how they play.

[@patricklatham3897]

You can actually buy a headgear that makes the battlefield graphics look like the dreamland the Pyro sees whenever its equipped.

[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

You should see the live action where the Remaining VAs act out their characters voice lines

[@octosage2861]

A fun little detail from the comics is heavy's immense respect for medic comes from 1 simple fact. He OUTSMARTED bullet.

[@brandonlewis2861]

TF2 such a fun game with great character and some fun comics as well. And in fact we actually know most of the mercs names. Scout is Jeremey Solider is listed as Jane Doe yes the female name for an unknown corpse Demoman is Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Heavy is Mikhail or just Misha Engineer is Dell Conagher Sniper is Mr. Mundy though later would find out his first name is Mun-Dee And Medic is Mr,Ludwig we have zero idea what his first name is. And as of right now we don't know the spy's or pyro's actual names...Or Pyro's gender..or they are even human.

[@funnyhydramememan5410]

This is all from around 2007-2008. I feel old now

[@forkittens]

meet the heavy came out may 14 2007... meet the pyro came out june 27 2012. some people went through highschool and then started college before all the team was out

[@m0-m0597]

feeling old is pointless, you will be older every day.

[@funnyhydramememan5410]

@@m0-m0597 gee. Thanks

[@VeraVolta]

Even though I generally don't go for this genre, I always wanted to try out TF2 because of the humor.

[@loukasdreemingtun6543]

Not to mention that the spy is the scout's father.

[@forkittens]

i cant believe spy is tom jones!

[@TNR_Dragon]

If your gonna watch emesis blue, you might want to watch a tf2 lore video, since the movie does use some parts of the official lore in it's story, but still using its own story separate from the tf2 lore

[@DRMalliVT]

@@TNR_Dragon okay noted thanks

[@blazermettro2059]

WELCOME TO THE COMMUNITY!!, Hope you stay a while experience the cultural phenomenon that is TF2. Uou could react to the official stuff from VALVE, like this video, Experation date and End of the Line. But once you get Into the Community made stuff, it gets really crazy and amaizing. Enjoy the ride mate.

[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

R.i.p Rick May Voice Actor to Soldier

[@ramonalderete3404]

He's gotta watch Lazy purples how to play each class series

[@jonathanprince707]

5:19 "Oh it has a name!" More than that, it has FANART! They literally turned Heavy's gun into a robot waifu. And Engineer got bored and built himself an entire family of sentry girl robots. Look up Creation of Mimi Sentry

[@TheBroGamer14082]

Ey nice! You're getting into TF2. While the game first started as a PVP game I'd highly recommend trying out the PVE mode (Mann vs. Machine) first. It's my go-to whenever I play. Also fun fact, the Expiration Date was, iirc, a pilot episode for an actual series that was gonna air on Adult Swim but it got cancelled due to scheduling conflicts. As in: Valvetime didn't jive well with the network.

[@venom_spy_chaosgod]

3:16 Ah, yes, the "Jarate", short for "Jar Karate" a form of martial arts, that based on throwing piss-jars at people. *Yes.* That is a thing in that universe. Also, it`s a weapon, that you throw at teammates, in case if they are on fire or at enemies, that makes them temporary get more damage. 5:23 Yeah, he named his guns in names of his sisters(they are not dead or anything, he just named his weapons in names of his sisters). This one in particular was funny to me especially, since it also name of one of *MY* sisters(well, in english you call them cousins), ahah. 5:34 BTW, he`s not as dumb, as he may look, that guy has a PhD in russian literature. 7:38 Kind of, but not really. He drinks energy drink "Bonk! Atomic Punch" and it`s not just a name, it literally contains isotopes of uranium. 7:57 This game came out in 2007. 9:24 He killed bunch of nazis and even gave himself medals for that. Although.....little didn`t he knew, that in 1949 World War 2 was not a thing already. So...eather he`s a serial killer or it can be just fantasies and hallucinations. 10:11 Yeah. Fun fact, he doesn not have any blood and cannot consume solid food and water, that poisoning him. His organism gets all the nutrition from bottles of scrumpy. 10:26 That was not swearing, BTW, it was a classified government information about a monster. 14:46 BTW, yeah. It probably was not playing role of Scout, but a genuine shock, that there were taken pictures of him. 16:03 "- Kill me. - Later." love this part) 16:54 And a satanist, since he made deal with Devil(And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. He literally signed contract with ruler of Hell.) And most likely has a god complex "There is nothing wrong in playing gos, so long as you good at it." - this is his quote. And, I doubt he remembers what is "Hippocratic Oath", and sees humans as meat bags and lab rats for his experiments, like....implant baboons fetuses or something like that and steal souls, and yes, he doesn`t steal souls like Shang Tsung, for example, he can do that SURGICALLY, not sure, how does it work, but he can do that. 17:50 Eh, that`s not impressing, his gun can regrow lost lims(as long, as some part is not cursed, like Demoman`s eye socket) and even heal death, bring people to life. 18:15 Uber-Charge! 19:13 Fuck yeah, it has stable online of tens of thousands players, three time a year holiday updates(Halloween, New Year and summer) and I`m not even talking about the fandom, community, posters, arts, animations(movies and series, many builds their own lores, plots and universes based on that). 19:30 Yeah, we cannonically don`t even know if Pyro is even a human being. 20:26 BTW, careful with that song, it copyrighted. 22:21 It heals you, the most useful secondary weapon for Heavy.

[@DRMalliVT]

@@venom_spy_chaosgod first off thanks for writing this all down appreciate it

[@venom_spy_chaosgod]

@@DRMalliVT Ya welcome, dude.

[@captainpacifist6128]

The reason Soldier seems a bit dumb is because he drinks the canonically lead filled water of the town of Tuefort, where the events of the game take place. He's literally had his IQ lowered from the water.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

Voice actor of soldier Rick May passed away in 2020 RIP

[@D3rangedpyro115]

If no one has told ya the red spy is canonically the red scouts dad

[@NDGRT-hv6yp]

You should check out the Expiration Date, its a 15 minute animation done by Valve for TF2 its great

[@Sergeantwhiskey]

I see wet dreams of a whole show similar to the expiration date 🤤

[@midnightMoonlight09]

@@Sergeantwhiskey it was *supposed* to be a show, actually, going through Adult Swim. but due to Valve being too slow when it came to making episodes, it had to be canceled. Expiration Date was meant to be the pilot episode of the series

[@dicyanoacetylene6220]

The thing about the Pyro is that despite their apparent *MASSIVE* disconnect from reality, they might actually understand exactly what is happening, but view setting everything on fire as an improvement to the world. This can be seen in the comics (the main storyline ones), where after losing their mercenary job (long story involving a war over gravel between to idiot billionaire brothers, a super buff Australian billionaire, a scheming third brother and his army of money powered robots, and a very old billionaire woman manipulating everything), became CEO of a technology firm, and gave the company record profits. When we see the board of directors meeting from the Pyro's eyes, everything is dull, grey, and boxy... until the building out the far window starts emitting swirling rainbows. Why? Because the other mercenaries set it on fire trying to get Pyro's attention and get them back into their preferred line of work. Another moment when in Siberia, Pyro has an encounter with Smolders the bear (there universe version of Smoky the Bear), and when Smolders says that fire is no one's friend, we can see Pyro's world go from that technicolor dream land, to a flaming hell scape.

[@Ayuima69]

So not only can soldier Rocket jump but in the games lore Stairs werent invented for a long time and the only way to get up high was to rocket jump. Stairs are a new thing after the president accidentally blew his legs off with a early rocket jump and invented stairs which he couldnt use because he was now in a wheel chair..

[@NegativeDumpster]

Couple things that I think are neat about this game: That censored line in "Meet the Demoman"? We've since found out what he actually says. He says, "They got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me..." My favorite theory as to why this line is censored is as follows: Since the Loch Ness Monster is very much a real creature in the TF2 universe, the British government didn't want people to know about it, so they censored Demo's entire sentence, using his f-bomb as an excuse to do so. Soldier was _never_ actually in the army, but not for a lack of trying. He *DESPERATELY* wanted to fight in WW2, but was rejected by _every single branch_ of the US Military for being an actual raving _lunatic._ Undeterred, he taught himself to wield and fire a number of weapons (most notably rocket launchers and shotguns), bought his own plane ticket to Poland, and started slaughtering Nazis (or at least, people he _thought_ were Nazis). He didn't stop until _1949,_ when someone from the States finally got through to him and made him realize the war was over. And that "1-1-1, Uh...1" thing in "Meet the Spy"? That's a reference to an urban legend about Cold War-era US nuclear missiles; more specifically, the launch codes _to_ those missiles. The story goes that, for a majority of the Cold War, the launch codes for all of the US Army's nuclear arms was "0-0-0-0-0." Just a string of zeroes. So, in theory, all one would've had to do to sabotage America's _entire nuclear arsenal_ would be to just go up to one of the computers and type in a bunch of zeroes.

[@Raven-zz4zt]

about the Heavy: I mean with a gun that pricy I would be pretty picky about who get's their hands on it too

[@HybridHenderson]

Idk if im wrong about this, but if I remember, it was said that TF2 is the very first game to treat Rocket Jumping as a feature, while in previous games its just a bug or an extra.

[@lunatic-k5209]

Oh! I just noticed he have piercings on opposite side of his ear, one for human and another one for animal ear

[@thatoneguywiththatonename]

I love how you describe the mercs loll! -- I too love the arson and the alcoholic Kudos! I'll be keeping up with the content

[@patryn36]

it is so telling how people are, some always try to say pyro is female and yet listen to the voice and the lines from the scout clearly stating and showing that the pyro is male.

[@talespablo5436]

React to 'Expiration date', an oficial animation, that was supposed to be an tv show, but didn't go foward.

[@DRMalliVT]

@@talespablo5436 I’m planning to

[@nightstorm5914]

If you ever play TF2, never ever kill a sandwich holding heavy or everybody will put a bounty on your back! Never kill the "friendlies! (Yes, this is a real warning, since we care about them and they habits of giving away free sandwiches)

[@TheRoboKitty]

"Do you believe in magic?" 🎵 🎶

[@spudmuffin2688]

Don’t know if this was commented yet but the red spy is canonically blue scouts biological father, also he called scouts mom “My little cauliflower” when he picked up the photo. Also scout was named Jeremy after jerma because they looked and sounded similar.

[@francisco3992]

I just hate that almost everybody uses the out of order video, not a big thing but I still feel it takes away something 😅

[@Iamnotahumanish]

From all the lore they have, I have to say top 3 most depressed character (not the player who main them) has to be demoman, heavy and sniper Demoman is black and Scottish in USA at the 60's, got sent to orphanage by his parents to "see the potential of the baby" and got back home after he blown up the orphanage,lost an eye by a demonic book at 7, constantly got scolded by his mom "being lazy" although he earned 7 digital with only 3 job AND finally, he got a friend who is blue soldier but the friendship got ruined by administrator (the sound announced in game thingy) intensionally Bro's alcoholism even make him finally have depth perception because bro drink so much he sees double 💀 We don't mention that in the comic bro makes his bone marrow produce alcohol instead of blood after having no alcohol consumption and blood got sucked out by robots, bro even poisoned the fucking robot 🗿

[@Iamnotahumanish]

Btw some fun fact, no one knows what is pyro. Even in the voice line of the others, they called pyro by ALL the pronouns (he/she/it) From the TF2 wiki, in meet the spy, there is two alert on the signal board under "RED PYRO" called "IS A MAN" and "IS A WOMAN" and a separate one called"IS A ROBOT"

[@HybridHenderson]

Hmm, you might enjoy reacting to LazyPurple's TF2 series called "How it FEELS to play" series. It has great discussion, funny jokes, great editing, and great animation that constantly improves as the series goes on! He talks about the TF2 classes and their gameplay. The remaining video, How it FEELS to play Medic, isnt out yet, but I feel like its coming soon.

[@Hunterofyeets]

Not so rare fun facts! Heavy has a PHD in Russian Literature. Demoman's eye was haunted by a wizard and becomes a boss every Halloween Soldier used to be roommates with said Wizard Sniper is an Australian but was raised in New Zealand after Australia sank and became Atlantis Every time scout dies, there's a chance of a dove flying out Pyro is surprisingly a very good businessman, becoming a CEO in a company while the team broke up in the comics. Engineer has (please correct me if I'm wrong) 11 PHDs. The meet the team series was an in-universe marketing stunt to make the people of Tuefort like them more. Spy can kill someone with his feet.

[@Iamnotahumanish]

Nah, sniper is New Zealander but he got adopted by Australian couple after his born parents sent him out to space in a rocket and the rocket landed on Australia New Zealand is the one got sinked into the ocean in TF2 universe because one scientist said the earth will be gone Also, sniper's blood parents are dicks

[@blanketman6470]

19:31 well nobody really knows what gender pyro is bc in the comic his refer as a dude and in a figuring ( i dont remember) he is refer as a she

[@shimmyking4]

9:22 to be fair, most of them are a little bit insane. The only ones that i think are 100% sane are Spy, Sniper, and maybe Heavy *Edit:* also, as a nod to the Meet the Medic video, when you kill a Scout in-game there's a chance a dove will fly out of his body

[@DRMalliVT]

@@shimmyking4 lmao really the game makers must love the detail

[@lazygabstudio]

You should watch expiration date, jungle inferno and MVM trailers too!

[@lordnul1708]

You use Windy as your background music? Based.

[@RealILOVEPIE]

Don't watch people who steal videos. The original videos are by Valve. Watch their playlist.

[@Anonymouthful]

The game is very much relevant today. Its one of the better times to start with it as well now that the years long bot crisis has been resolved (for now at least). Youll find a very actively community to play with and help you along with over a decade of content to learn and laugh at.

[@jojobiden2526]

Hope you react to more of Valve’s IPs. Each of their IPs, Half Life, Portal and this, TF2 have varying themes going for it, More Serious Ones such as Half Life, More Funnier but still somewhat series, Portal and the craziness known as Tf2, Valve knows how to cook interesting Lore. Even their newest game they are still developing, which is in Alpha, Deadlock, already has Interesting Lore behind it.

[@randomskyguy]

2:31 There’s my miserable man who prefers standing ominously in the background over socializing!! Just like me fr

[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

Fun Facts of Tf2 Engineer has 11+ Degrees from Harvard MIT Texas A&M Heavy Has 10 PHds in Russian Literature and folktales Soldier went to Germany to kill Nazis Problem it was 1965 30 years after WW2 ended so he's wanted by interpol for Killing people in both Eastern USSR AND WESTERN GERMANY Sniper is from New Zealand Scout Trained every day to be the fastest so he would be the first to fight Medic Sold the souls of the team for Satan's Pen Pyro is a Ceo of a company and he just showed up one day and burned down everything Demoman is 100% Alcohol if he drinks anything non alcoholic it will feel like poison to him Spy is Scouts father

[@Devilforce988]

Pyro has never been confirmed as male or female, valve kinda played along with decieving players by putting random stuff in the game to suggest it and keep people guessing, like a pink bag in pyro's locker for example, but its entirely up to the players to decide for themselves(and most see pyro as a male for many reasons). Even the scout calls pyro a he in the trailer.

[@admiralglenn2323]

“I wonder if this is still relevant to this day” 😂 buddy you have no idea! TF2 is like the eternal flame from which all new class/hero team shooters draw their power. If TF2 dies, it’ll be one of the darkest days in gaming history.

[@Staccet]

Pyro is a guy but someone thought that since in French version he has a female voice actor that would mean pyro is a she. But with logic that flimsy, every cartoon/anime prepubescent boy voice acted by a woman would make them girls. Naruto, Ash Ketchum, Edward Elric, Bart Simpson, Kevin (ed, edd n eddy)

[@treydenwatterson2217]

Comic wise, pyro might be a girl due to lore and stuff, but yeah, they might be a girl

[@shrekparaplegico69]

he is blind????

[@DRMalliVT]

it’s a blind reaction so like never seen before it’s a very used title

[@captainpolar2343]

13:57 .25

[@Itshazelbtw]

First

[@HybridHenderson]

19:06 It is still very relevant to this day, yes. Both game and its media are still very popular for an 18 year old game!